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  • @Maria.Annette
    @Maria.Annette 6 років тому +860

    "Just choke up on your putter, and sink those balls!"
    Christ, they *REALLY* knew what they were doing...

  • @froonketh6385
    @froonketh6385 5 років тому +4411

    Mom: “hurry up sweetie, we are leaving”
    You in the bathroom: “no mom I am practicing my strokes”

  • @Nova_Avali
    @Nova_Avali 6 років тому +5331

    U see I’m a brain surgeon. When Im operating on a patient. I like to get a workout at the same time. That’s why I use the Hawaiian chair during all of my operations

    • @m.g.2301
      @m.g.2301 6 років тому +274

      Yep, thats how we do it in the hospital.

    • @JSEfan-wx4cp
      @JSEfan-wx4cp 6 років тому +101

      The worst idea.....on plant earth

    • @not2be4gotten02
      @not2be4gotten02 6 років тому +297

      Don't forget the drunk goggles too

    • @windrocker1676
      @windrocker1676 6 років тому +52

      That will be interesting

    • @aaronburr4823
      @aaronburr4823 6 років тому +89

      Remind me not to get brain surgery from you

  • @graciethebelle
    @graciethebelle 4 роки тому +514

    The tiddy bear reminds me of something my grandma made for my mom while she was going through chemo and radiation for breast cancer about 17 years ago. The radiation always made her breast very tender and sore, so driving and riding in cars with the seat belt going across her chest hurt a lot, but putting the strap behind her left her vulnerable if there was an accident. My grandma made a heart shaped pillow that was pretty much the same thing as the tiddy bear, just bigger, more personal and made with love.
    She still uses it for when she wants to take a nap on road trips lol she just slides it up to be by her head.

    • @Peeplii
      @Peeplii 3 роки тому +36

      😭 that's so cute

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 2 роки тому +39

      that's so sweet! the doctor gave my stepdad a heart-shaped pillow for his chest after heart surgery. makes sense it would help with other painful medical issues. glad to hear your mom recovered!

    • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
      @mackenziewoloschuk7375 Рік тому +6

      So sweet omg

  • @kimi2900
    @kimi2900 5 років тому +1120

    Jack 2018: hits laugh board very hard
    Jack 2019: hits laugh board very hard
    Jack 2020: hits the board with a cast cause he broke his hand hitting the board so hard

    • @wraith4874
      @wraith4874 5 років тому +67

      Jack 2021: hits laugh board with other arm because the other one had to be amputated

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 5 років тому +60

      @@wraith4874 2022: *banging his head on the whiteboard*

    • @JupitersCastle
      @JupitersCastle 4 роки тому +43

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367 2023: jack throwing himself at the board

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 роки тому +48

      @@JupitersCastle 2024: the board throwing itself at him

    • @JupitersCastle
      @JupitersCastle 4 роки тому +38

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367 2025: the board took over the world

  • @angxloooo
    @angxloooo 6 років тому +762

    Salesman: *Slaps WhiteBoard*
    Salesman: This can fit so many laughs into it

    • @perturbthepixel1410
      @perturbthepixel1410 5 років тому +6

      This needs to be pinned

    • @betazone6452
      @betazone6452 5 років тому +4

      Buyer: Alright, I'll take it

    • @angxloooo
      @angxloooo 5 років тому +1

      TeaSnail awww thanks bud

    • @angxloooo
      @angxloooo 5 років тому +2

      Super Gamer 64
      Salesman: *Vigorously shoves whiteboard into a tiny bag*

    • @angxloooo
      @angxloooo 5 років тому +1

      Super Gamer 64
      Salesman: *Takes money and says shows buyer the door* . Farewell my brother...

  • @shiryo9995
    @shiryo9995 4 роки тому +2054

    *rapidly spinning on Hawiichair while firing someone*
    YOU’RE FIRED!!!!

  • @davidsouffle8448
    @davidsouffle8448 4 роки тому +1796

    “I’m a skeptic when it comes to these”
    Jackskepticeye
    I can’t be the only one that thought that

    • @galacticart4715
      @galacticart4715 4 роки тому +6

      YES YES YES

    • @sunnyplays8675
      @sunnyplays8675 4 роки тому +2

      Omg that's amazing

    • @dusktilldawn173
      @dusktilldawn173 4 роки тому +3

      69 likes nice

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 4 роки тому +4

      I knew someone was gonna say this😂

    • @thewillofabeast9079
      @thewillofabeast9079 4 роки тому +5

      That's exactly how I felt in one of the previous JSE' FHV videos, where the lady made those animal noises. I'm not saying I don't think it's possible. I've seen some crazy stuff on the internet, and in physically in person but, I'm a little skeptical about her making those noises. Some real? Some fake? I don't know.

  • @kaizerwolf5240
    @kaizerwolf5240 6 років тому +503

    *The TiddyBear has seen some strange things back in his day.*

  • @kyravanmeijl731
    @kyravanmeijl731 5 років тому +282

    That robbery thing is a Dutch commercial. Even Apeldoorn bellen means: Let's call Apeldoorn real quick. It is a commercial for an insurance company.

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 5 років тому +6

      Kyra Van Meijl thank you! :D

    • @Laughys_Madh0use
      @Laughys_Madh0use 4 роки тому +6

      Ooooh NOW it makes sense thx

    • @GovertKrook
      @GovertKrook 4 роки тому +6

      De meeste van die reclames zijn wel grappig.
      Most of those ads from them are pretty funny.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 роки тому +3

      thank you so much, I was so confused and Jack was not explaining

  • @chandlerpemberton
    @chandlerpemberton 5 років тому +355

    No one:
    Customer: T H E B A B E S A R E B A C K

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws 2 роки тому +168

    Fun fact: the Tiddy Bear was made by two women, one of whom survived breast cancer and the seat belt made her experience uncomfortable pressure.

  • @danesonger2913
    @danesonger2913 5 років тому +660

    Jack: I'm a sceptic when it comes to this stuff
    Me: now he's jackscepticeye

  • @lankymaccrazyhair264
    @lankymaccrazyhair264 6 років тому +1096

    "LAUGH!" *knocks over marker*

    • @Imagonite
      @Imagonite 6 років тому +6

      Both of them even 😂

    • @gayghostguy2089
      @gayghostguy2089 6 років тому +3

      Lanky macCrazyhair me when I tell a joke

    • @sm0kequatzzyt782
      @sm0kequatzzyt782 6 років тому +3

      My fav part of dis was....
      LAUGH and of course I LAUGHED

    • @barrier5649
      @barrier5649 6 років тому

      I didn’t notice this

    • @hotwireyouth4544
      @hotwireyouth4544 6 років тому +1

      Thank you for pointing out the direct obvious

  • @CarbonatedBorger
    @CarbonatedBorger 6 років тому +288

    As a large breasted women, that bear is actually useful. My mom took the idea and made a rectangle one. Our chests make it so our seatbelts go up into our necks and don't actually rest on our shoulders. The pad my mom made keeps us from getting rub burns on our necks.

    • @takishajack9224
      @takishajack9224 6 років тому +35

      Exactly, I agree, especially with these jugs, Jack if only you knew cause... it sucks, Buy Jack boob weights & a bra hehe

    • @lavenderlilac8920
      @lavenderlilac8920 6 років тому +22

      All9LivesLived: yes, I agree that they are useful, but they could call it something besides "the Tiddy Bear". LOL Like "the Snuggy Bear" or something.

    • @moss2893
      @moss2893 6 років тому +6

      The tiddy bear has a camera inside of its eye so people can watch, If you know what i mean.
      ;)

    • @25thhanabusa69
      @25thhanabusa69 6 років тому +14

      I was hoping I wasn't alone in this, having the extra padding in the chest isn't the most fun with seat belts. I would still rather deal with a painful seat belt then get motorboated by/suffocate a tiddy bear.

    • @cutiecutie6494
      @cutiecutie6494 6 років тому

      Did you just say you have big breast.

  • @spoopyblogs
    @spoopyblogs 4 роки тому +529

    Jack: baby don’t go
    ***ad plays***
    Me: Jack I don’t know if I have a choice

    • @aimeevn3869
      @aimeevn3869 4 роки тому +9

      Lol that happened to me too

    • @Nuswodahs
      @Nuswodahs 4 роки тому +8

      Well timed ad. I love it.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 роки тому +2

      those sound like movie lines xD

    • @YouTubesucksdick
      @YouTubesucksdick 2 роки тому +1

      Oh... I wouldn't know, i have premium.
      IM NOT BRAGGING. Frankly i think it's a waste of money since i could just get an ad blocker.
      Try an ad blocker

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 2 роки тому

      🤣

  • @owenw.7904
    @owenw.7904 6 років тому +306

    "Dont put Tiddy Bears on the kids" -JackSepticEye

    • @RandomL0s3r
      @RandomL0s3r 6 років тому +1

      Good idea

    • @owenw.7904
      @owenw.7904 6 років тому +2

      @@RandomL0s3r Nice profile pic

    • @azza9424
      @azza9424 6 років тому

      Nah put them on them

    • @ceraphinehicenths6692
      @ceraphinehicenths6692 5 років тому

      Owen W. Cool fucking picture ID thing
      date a guy with nice collar bones
      Date a guy whose hoodie you can borrow
      Date a guy with a nice laugh
      Date a guy who always smiles
      Date skellitor
      A meme brought to you by me

  • @lolmysteries
    @lolmysteries 6 років тому +447

    4:19 Jacksepticeye origin story.

  • @melxtea
    @melxtea 6 років тому +247

    Okay guys for the "Commercial Acupunctuur (2006)" The Chinese man is speaking Teochew or also known as Chauzhou, a dialect of Chinese. Here's the translation starting from 10:39
    "Take off your pants. Take off your pants."
    "I see that your face is so old, I need to put in the needle so you can look younger. Understand?"
    "Okay let me see. You don't need to be scared of me, I'll do it very well for you."
    "This song is very good, right?"
    "I'll do it like you were just born 30 years ago." (Roughly translated | Before smoke scene)
    "*Sniffs the air* What is this smoke?"
    "*SCREAMS OF PANIC* FIRE FIRE FIRE IN THE HOUSE *Jumps out the window."

    • @echo9554
      @echo9554 6 років тому +8

      'Acupuntuur' being the Dutch word for 'Acupunture'. In case that wasn't obvious :)

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 6 років тому +1

      You are a lifesaver my dood

    • @kimberleyjaay6973
      @kimberleyjaay6973 6 років тому +1

      THANKYOU FOR THE TRANSLATION !!!

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 6 років тому +1

      This just seemed like a kinky story of someone losing their virginity

    • @faitherpietem3643
      @faitherpietem3643 6 років тому

      My parents speak Teochew sometimes

  • @thaias9654
    @thaias9654 4 роки тому +729

    Jack: “noooo don’t go....”
    Jack: disappears
    Me: _“noo”_
    Video: plays ad
    Me *“NOOOOOO!!”*

    • @annoyinggaster
      @annoyinggaster 4 роки тому +37

      Ad: is unskippable
      Me: “ _NOOOOOOOOO!!!_ “

    • @r_master_6991
      @r_master_6991 4 роки тому +13

      @@annoyinggaster And there's two of them

    • @atlas6-458
      @atlas6-458 4 роки тому +12

      @@r_master_6991 *"NOOOOOOOOOOO"*

    • @cadeestabrook254
      @cadeestabrook254 4 роки тому +11

      @@atlas6-458 and after that as is done the vid won’t load
      Me: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 4 роки тому +6

      @Aidan Murphy and then you can’t find the video

  • @gaminggumba8191
    @gaminggumba8191 6 років тому +312

    **Jacksepticeye slaps a whiteboard**
    This bad boy can fit so many LAUGHS!!!

    • @darthnein2792
      @darthnein2792 6 років тому +1

      Please give me * LAUGHS *

    • @soupfork7893
      @soupfork7893 6 років тому

      Umm idk wat to write

    • @julianemery718
      @julianemery718 6 років тому

      That actually got a laught out of me, good memeage there

    • @Z_Viper08
      @Z_Viper08 2 роки тому

      *L A U G H !*

  • @rebeccabarhorst2829
    @rebeccabarhorst2829 6 років тому +191

    “That is a lizard human. That is the face of a murderer. That human came out of an egg.” IM DYING

  • @ihavenoiqbut1119
    @ihavenoiqbut1119 6 років тому +126

    **Slaps top of whiteboard** *This bad boy can LAUGH so many times!*

    • @hannahmeya5620
      @hannahmeya5620 6 років тому +4

      *applauds proudly*

    • @emmadreyfus5206
      @emmadreyfus5206 6 років тому +1

      Da Secondary *throws flowers*

    • @AmateurAnimations65
      @AmateurAnimations65 6 років тому +3

      Did you say... *LAUGHS?*
      Brother... Please give me *LAUGHS*
      I am bored brother
      I need *LAUGHS* brother
      *LAUGHS* are a necessity brother
      Please brother give me *LAUGHS* brother

    • @hannahmeya5620
      @hannahmeya5620 6 років тому +1

      Yes!

  • @KaiLikesArt
    @KaiLikesArt 4 роки тому +246

    imagine every golf coarse has a potty putter in their restrooms XD

  • @alexp5923
    @alexp5923 5 років тому +431

    ”Just choke up on your putter and sink the ball” I'm crying

  • @Sn0_Ffalling
    @Sn0_Ffalling 6 років тому +821

    Jack: “I’m usually a skeptic when it comes to these things...”
    Me: so should I start calling you jackskepticeye instead of jacksepticeye?

    • @brandonwarden5532
      @brandonwarden5532 6 років тому +9

      I hate you, leave now or face my anti-shitjoke wrath

    • @maxiscoolaf
      @maxiscoolaf 6 років тому +11

      haylee m OH MY GOD I SHIT YOU NOT THAT’S HOW MY FRIEND PRONOUNCES JACKSEPTICEYE

    • @ablinhitlin1438
      @ablinhitlin1438 6 років тому +2

      Heh..ha...yeah.............
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    • @BubbIeNuggs
      @BubbIeNuggs 6 років тому +2

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @nocturnal20413
      @nocturnal20413 6 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @jesterjev
    @jesterjev 5 років тому +238

    I love how they just casually say tiddy bear like nothing else is happening.

  • @egg0theleg069
    @egg0theleg069 4 роки тому +181

    6:47
    That actually is a problem with girls-
    When theyre.. *cough cough* bazongas, are too big the seatbelt doesn't fit correctly. If you have that with a shorter height, it does actually get harder to breathe. (Tho, that commerical sounds like bullshit lOl)
    *I have spoken from experience*

    • @Nuswodahs
      @Nuswodahs 4 роки тому +34

      I was always on the short side so the seatbelt would cut into my neck. Always hated it and have never had a fix for it. Never caused breathing problems but did have serious comfort issues after having kids and my chest was larger from producing milk.

    • @egg0theleg069
      @egg0theleg069 4 роки тому +14

      @@Nuswodahs yea!
      I've always been on the taller side and my chest has always been kinda big. I've actually had breathing problems, but that could be just me-
      It actually still cuts into my neck lol

    • @justkiddingnot1913
      @justkiddingnot1913 4 роки тому +15

      Lowkey kinda pissed that Sean didn’t even consider that it obviously is not aimed for the “tall flat-chested’’ humans ;/

    • @egg0theleg069
      @egg0theleg069 4 роки тому +8

      @@justkiddingnot1913 Yea, but I dont think you can blame him
      Hes a guy, most of us are girls, so shit happens sometimes-

    • @tkay7950
      @tkay7950 4 роки тому +7

      It sounds like you might need to adjust your seat - your seatbelt shouldn’t be touching your neck, but resting on your collarbone. You can get hurt in an accident if your seatbelt isn’t in the right position, since it tightens so much... (Also, they do make less stupid versions of that product - just some extra padding that clips around a seatbelt that makes it more comfortable but still lets it lie flat)

  • @LT_U
    @LT_U 6 років тому +551

    Jack protecc
    Jack attacc
    But most importantly
    Jacks laughs are bacc

    • @podperson1744
      @podperson1744 6 років тому +10

      Jack protecc
      Jack attacc
      But most importantly...
      The BABES are BACC

    • @mommypuke
      @mommypuke 6 років тому +2

      @@podperson1744 that's exactly what i thought of

    • @moth5422
      @moth5422 6 років тому +1

      Noice

    • @BitterBettyCarole
      @BitterBettyCarole 4 роки тому

      JACK U BETTER LOVE DIS*

  • @a.c.i7020
    @a.c.i7020 5 років тому +242

    The potty putter! Just aim and shoot! The ball.
    Me: why is he shiting with the door open?

    • @HugoZura
      @HugoZura 5 років тому

      THANK you!

    • @personalyoutube5190
      @personalyoutube5190 5 років тому +1

      @Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe gross

    • @BattleBorg69
      @BattleBorg69 5 років тому +2

      His wife took the kids he doesn't care anymore

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 5 років тому +2

      I get paranoid when I need to shit idk why

    • @BENDrownd666
      @BENDrownd666 5 років тому

      @@BattleBorg69 IT'S CHASE!!!!!

  • @bonesmalone6532
    @bonesmalone6532 6 років тому +181

    Jack: *slaps side of whiteboard
    Jack: LAUGH

    • @_anime.sausages_
      @_anime.sausages_ 6 років тому +3

      Me trying to be positive

    • @EeveeRealSenpai
      @EeveeRealSenpai 6 років тому +1

      This boi can fit so much *LAUGH* in it.

    • @sage577
      @sage577 6 років тому +1

      Eevee RealSenpai I was goNna SaY ThaT

  • @noafortune3564
    @noafortune3564 4 роки тому +76

    random guy: "my wife got a new man now"
    what my brain hears: "so my wife left me because of my hair and got herself a hunk but look at my great hair!"

  • @ilovebacon3020
    @ilovebacon3020 6 років тому +4631

    Imagine potty putter on the Hawaii chair

  • @tylersolman703
    @tylersolman703 5 років тому +5506

    Just imagine the whiteboard smacking Jack and saying "JACK"
    edit: thank you all so much for the likes

  • @Razbeariez
    @Razbeariez 6 років тому +95

    Can confirm the Potty Putty and Tiddy Bear are real. I remember seeing those infomercials while watching the Price is Right when I was in elementary school.

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte 6 років тому +1

      That doesn't surprise me one bit XD

  • @MidnightMuffin
    @MidnightMuffin 4 роки тому +99

    "Oh, don't put tiddy bears on the kids."
    Favorite quote.

  • @jeri8143
    @jeri8143 6 років тому +82

    I actually remember seeing the Tiddy Bear comercial when I was little. 7 year old me thought it was the best thing ever

  • @failess_mudfox9923
    @failess_mudfox9923 5 років тому +412

    When I tell people I think old men are cute, they stare at me in fear.....
    AT LEAST JACK UNDERSTANDS!!

  • @saltypeanut8512
    @saltypeanut8512 6 років тому +293

    *MA!! MA!! I LEARNT HOW TO SPELL LAUGH! WITH JACK THE SEPTIC!*

  • @just_ash318
    @just_ash318 4 роки тому +48

    Imagine having the Hawaiichair in online class today with your camera on-

    • @rose1318believe
      @rose1318believe 3 роки тому +8

      "huh, mam, if you could close your camera and keep it private, please" 😳😂

  • @just4justincase
    @just4justincase 6 років тому +134

    To be honest, name aside, that Tiddy Bear is actually a useful idea. Maybe not for making a trip to the grocery story, but definitely for long road trips. I’ve done that quite a lot while trying to sleep, slip a small pillow or something between the belt and my shoulder so it doesn’t dig in while I’m trying to fall asleep.

    • @chauncyfelisz
      @chauncyfelisz 6 років тому +2

      I was gonna say the same... also... it might be because Jack doesn't have boobs xDD because the fucking belt always cuts into my shoulder or neck and it's soooooo annoying....

  • @byolomonstar4526
    @byolomonstar4526 6 років тому +216

    That acupuncture thing was actually terrifying

    • @l.a.5120
      @l.a.5120 6 років тому

      Ikr

    • @AmyxMiaPlay
      @AmyxMiaPlay 6 років тому +1

      EXCATLY!!! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!
      (Jack what the hell?? 😂😂😂)

    • @sivaraamtk4418
      @sivaraamtk4418 6 років тому +2

      I reminded me of final destination 5

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 6 років тому +1

      It gave me horrible flashbacks to Saw II's needle pit. :(

    • @rompis.a
      @rompis.a 6 років тому +1

      I'm actually more scared of getting mistakenly arrested for robbing jewelry store.

  • @sonixthatsme
    @sonixthatsme 6 років тому +94

    The "even appeldoorn bellen" commersials were from a Dutch insurance company. They always had these kind of commersials. Always funny as hell.

    • @AxeEXE-nj4cu
      @AxeEXE-nj4cu 6 років тому

      Love those.
      I saw it on tv one time.

    • @Carameliciousx
      @Carameliciousx 6 років тому +2

      'appeldoorn'

    • @gijskeijser4270
      @gijskeijser4270 6 років тому +2

      Yeah I'm from the Netherlands and see those commercials everytime and laugh my ass of! 😂😂

    • @jetschoonhoven6562
      @jetschoonhoven6562 6 років тому

      Yeah those things were awesome!😂

    • @hucksky
      @hucksky 6 років тому

      Who remembers the belgium couple who thought they were in Apeldoorn?

  • @k-tastrophee2784
    @k-tastrophee2784 4 роки тому +100

    "My wife got herself a new guy now"
    bruh, thats not a good thing

  • @lightsideofsin8969
    @lightsideofsin8969 5 років тому +834

    The tiddy bear would actually be useful to me seat belts are not designed to fit well on short people it cuts very uncomfortably into my neck when I'm driving. Just call it the belt bear and I'd buy it.

    • @wellybonedindividual324
      @wellybonedindividual324 5 років тому +17

      Don't want tiddy on your neck?

    • @lightsideofsin8969
      @lightsideofsin8969 5 років тому +17

      @@wellybonedindividual324 I'd love some but it's really weird to call something helpful to small people a tiddy bear ...

    • @Blapze
      @Blapze 5 років тому +30

      Someone, for the love of god, get this man a comma.

    • @theemeraldletsplayer9770
      @theemeraldletsplayer9770 5 років тому +1

      Light side of Sin I wish I was short enough to have to have some tiddies on me

    • @crazy1.2
      @crazy1.2 5 років тому +4

      You do realise that at 6:59 the bear isn't even attached to the seatbelt 😂

  • @javierrsanchez1852
    @javierrsanchez1852 5 років тому +345

    1:56 “I thought he was gonna say ‘that feels great on my ass’” me too Jack, too🤣🤣🤣

  • @brownhound05
    @brownhound05 6 років тому +139

    They should make a shiddy bear that will keep you comfortable while you’re destroying your plumbing from that rotten slice of pizza you ate 4 hours ago

    • @xxrefunct8545
      @xxrefunct8545 6 років тому +2

      Of course

    • @Manic3865
      @Manic3865 6 років тому

      Megathot *oh fuck I ate the rotten pizza again*

  • @ninjamac999
    @ninjamac999 4 роки тому +54

    I looked it up, and the "Tiddy Bear" actually exists!

    • @Lunatra
      @Lunatra 3 роки тому +6

      of course it does, its a great idea!!!

    • @FlyingPhoenix277
      @FlyingPhoenix277 3 роки тому

      Oh sweet Jesus help me

  • @walmartcoyoteanimated741
    @walmartcoyoteanimated741 5 років тому +467

    My Mature Self: not funny
    Also My Mature Self: **laughs at tiddy bear**

  • @midnight_lily
    @midnight_lily 5 років тому +2960

    "Seatbelts make you feel cozy and as if you're loved"
    Spoken like a true man that's neither short nor has boobs 😂

    • @kimuires
      @kimuires 5 років тому +68

      I’m both lmao

    • @midnight_lily
      @midnight_lily 5 років тому +56

      @@kimuires yeah me too I actually had to buy a seatbelt cushion

    • @charcoalsalesman3418
      @charcoalsalesman3418 5 років тому +101

      It’s the most average sized man statement I have ever heard

    • @pyrtemptationxxo5524
      @pyrtemptationxxo5524 5 років тому +26

      The struggle is real 😩

    • @noah-ns7lu
      @noah-ns7lu 5 років тому +26

      Tits and a seat belt *%*

  • @OakAndRose1
    @OakAndRose1 6 років тому +383

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But best of all
    The BABES are bacc!

    • @kadenmcpherson9945
      @kadenmcpherson9945 6 років тому

      That was from that one person in patty mayo's comment section

    • @A--HaTuanKiet
      @A--HaTuanKiet 6 років тому +1

      No k just c's!!!!👌👌🏼👌👌🏼👌👌

    • @shamelesslynameless5575
      @shamelesslynameless5575 6 років тому +2

      He protecc
      He protecc
      But best of all
      The tiddy bear is bacc

  • @snookerl
    @snookerl 3 роки тому +6

    Hey, dont know if you noticed but at 14:32, the guy using the hair stuff is Ron Popeil. Hes the infomercial guy for the Ronco rotisserie plus the GLH product is made by Ronco. Just a added bonus if you didnt know. I know, 2 years later.

  • @culturedantagonist9647
    @culturedantagonist9647 4 роки тому +375

    Potty putter: “Great past time!”
    Me: *s h a m p o o b o t t l e*

  • @ismaeelaziz5142
    @ismaeelaziz5142 6 років тому +200

    Gimme an L
    Gimme an A
    Gimme a U
    Gimme a G
    Gimme a H
    What does that spell
    THE BABES ARE BACK

  • @ObsidianFoxtrot
    @ObsidianFoxtrot 6 років тому +446

    Give me an L, Give me an A, Give me a U, G & H. Whats that spell:
    LAUGH!

    • @veolouxx
      @veolouxx 6 років тому +4

      The Arkham Knight I think you mean,
      *LAUGH!*

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 6 років тому

      @@veolouxx how y do dis?
      Teach meh..!

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 6 років тому +1

      *This??*
      edit: cx yay ty

    • @srenaml3632
      @srenaml3632 6 років тому

      The Arkham Knight no. It's laugandh

  • @munchmunchtae4007
    @munchmunchtae4007 4 роки тому +10

    Lady in infomercial: "Ugh this is amazing" 2:40
    Jack/Sean: Please no

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 6 років тому +282

    I gotta ask ... is this pre-recorded? Or did you go to wherever you were for the 8 hour livestream, which went on til after midnight UK time, came home to Brighton, slept, ate, had your dirty beans, then recorded a new video? If so ... damn Jack! You are definitely the boss!! (also, congrats on smashing your target for Thankmas!!)

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 6 років тому +12

      Jack was already the definite boss. Still good comment though

    • @venus5106
      @venus5106 6 років тому +15

      His videos are usually recorded at least a a day in advance so that Robin has time to edit them, but yes Jack most definitely is a boss regardless.

    • @muhammadkhalif9572
      @muhammadkhalif9572 6 років тому

      BlaiddDrwg2009 ii

  • @pibbs_
    @pibbs_ 5 років тому +135

    Jack , get more pens because if you get more pens then when you slap the board the pens will explode to make us laugh more...
    LAUGH

    • @ThePurpleBallad
      @ThePurpleBallad 5 років тому +2

      Toby Titan84 no no no you're doing it wrong
      *L A U G H*

    • @HugoZura
      @HugoZura 5 років тому

      *B O A R D S L A P
      *Ł Â Ú G H*

  • @amikko9136
    @amikko9136 5 років тому +163

    Jacks singing voice
    BOOTIFUL

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 3 роки тому +1

    The HawaiiChair commercial gets way more funny when you watch how the actors brace themselves while trying to deliver their lines. They're whiteknuckling a grip on the arm rests, or their feet are dug in deep.

  • @brilinissaarts2717
    @brilinissaarts2717 5 років тому +82

    "Just dink and sink.
    THE BALL."

  • @murfle_-
    @murfle_- 6 років тому +222

    Imagine a class sitting in Hawaii chairs

  • @softwavedotbiz5460
    @softwavedotbiz5460 6 років тому +263

    Actually Megan i cant sit anywhere
    I have *_hemorrhoids_*

  • @dylancheddar1465
    @dylancheddar1465 3 роки тому +12

    1:30 that would hilarious if your getting something notarized at the bank and they were using that hahaha 🤣

  • @walterhobbs9581
    @walterhobbs9581 6 років тому +99

    Imagine what it would be like if you were an artist and you had the hawaii chair, how tf would you even draw a straight line

    • @hughjanus7589
      @hughjanus7589 6 років тому +15

      *_abstract_*

    • @m.g.2301
      @m.g.2301 6 років тому +3

      Surreal

    • @Portablerootbeerfloat
      @Portablerootbeerfloat 6 років тому +3

      I can’t draw a straight line in a non-Hawaii chair so i can’t imagine how bad it would be

    • @yelhsawol
      @yelhsawol 6 років тому +9

      But now you can draw great circles :)

    • @mr.amazinggaming1153
      @mr.amazinggaming1153 6 років тому

      maybe they just wont turn it on?

  • @theanonymouscommenter3035
    @theanonymouscommenter3035 6 років тому +243

    Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is jacksepticeye, and welcome back to _slaps whiteboard_ *LAUGH*

  • @xf667
    @xf667 5 років тому +660

    My grandma actually have a Hawaii chair 😂
    Edit: oh shit I had a potty putter as well, except that I didn't use it in the bathroom, I just use it as a normal toy back when I was a child

  • @dreamieramune
    @dreamieramune 3 роки тому +1

    ok but the one with the acupuncture actually disturbed me half to death with chills because thats one of the things i fear most with acupuncture for some reason is getting bumped or something and the needle being sent deeper into you

  • @Nadiaidan
    @Nadiaidan 6 років тому +47

    9:00 was a dutch commercial :D
    It is for some insurance company, that has a lot of famous advertisements

    • @DutchieDingo
      @DutchieDingo 6 років тому +6

      He missed the best one with the lion

  • @nadialundy
    @nadialundy 5 років тому +364

    Everyone:
    Charmander
    Jacksepticeye:
    Chairmander

  • @ambientskai
    @ambientskai 6 років тому +257

    ffs is been 5 seconds and I'm already laughing. Its just the way the pens fell off the whiteboard. Tf is wrong with me xD

    • @durratulaishah3703
      @durratulaishah3703 6 років тому

      @Flowey The Flower
      Rude

    • @ambientskai
      @ambientskai 6 років тому

      @@durratulaishah3703 So?

    • @durratulaishah3703
      @durratulaishah3703 6 років тому

      @Flowey The Flower
      Sounds rude to me.But I didn't really mean it like-
      (you try to say everything's wrong with him????????? )

    • @ambientskai
      @ambientskai 6 років тому

      @Flowey The Flower Me either. And its my comment! xD

    • @durratulaishah3703
      @durratulaishah3703 6 років тому

      @Flowey The Flower
      Ok, ok my bad...
      I don't want to bring this up as an argument. It's looks like I just misunderstood about your comment. We will stop right here, shall we? I don't want to bring more troubles.
      :)

  • @drkrazysstudio2414
    @drkrazysstudio2414 3 роки тому +4

    Since I’ve started working, I’ve been watching these videos again on my lunch break. They revitalize me and make me ready to finish my work day.

  • @simbachvazo6530
    @simbachvazo6530 6 років тому +165

    Attach a Hawaii chair to a car, set up the potty putty under it, apply GHL to your tiddy bear and put in the belt, then crash into and acupuntcure sore and go to town on the place.

  • @johnblack4924
    @johnblack4924 6 років тому +369

    Things have been going great all week for Jack? It's Monday...

    • @Lesley_RedRhody
      @Lesley_RedRhody 6 років тому +3

      sO I HErd U LiEk MuDKiPs Jack’s probably still in L.A. He recorded a bunch of stuff before he left for The Game Awards and yesterday’s Charity Stream.

    • @blasianfj
      @blasianfj 6 років тому +2

      Dean's Girl AKA RedRhody I watched the awards with a group of nerds with no idea he was gonna be there. I saw him and literally screamed.

    • @oraclescrolls
      @oraclescrolls 6 років тому +1

      Oh hey Ken Konigeki.
      I know I spelled his name wrong.

    • @imnotabot7878
      @imnotabot7878 6 років тому +1

      If you subscribe to me I will subscribe to you

    • @mrpuglordgreenshields4042
      @mrpuglordgreenshields4042 6 років тому +1

      EWWWW monday

  • @potatoalex2461
    @potatoalex2461 6 років тому +100

    Even Apeldoorn Bellen is a Dutch company for insurance, that's why they looked like that.
    I forgot myself that they were so ridiculous so thanks for reminding me!

    • @echo9554
      @echo9554 6 років тому +4

      Ey! Another Dutch person!

    • @JustBeCreative99
      @JustBeCreative99 6 років тому +6

      I was looking for a comment like this 😂, Unexpected that it came in jacks video

    • @shutupchana
      @shutupchana 6 років тому +3

      Centraal Beheer is, Even Apeldoorn Bellen is their slogan :p

    • @marcogypaetus9607
      @marcogypaetus9607 6 років тому +1

      Oh ok, I wondered what they were selling.

    • @borisbergmeijer9995
      @borisbergmeijer9995 6 років тому +3

      Typical Dutch ads, always the best

  • @evilproductionstudios9659
    @evilproductionstudios9659 3 роки тому +1

    6:40 it’s probably more like those things you put on your seatbelt to stop it from like cutting into your neck, i had one when I was younger

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 6 років тому +239

    Thank god for useless products. These make me smile Jack !!!

    • @themighteefox
      @themighteefox 6 років тому

      Well...are they really useless? They made you laugh, didn't they? ;D

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 6 років тому

      @@themighteefox got a point there

  • @canaanhagemeister2583
    @canaanhagemeister2583 6 років тому +165

    13:08 *And God said, “Let there be light”*

    • @akasrkin9366
      @akasrkin9366 6 років тому +4

      I thought that said 18 not 13 and saw the video was only 17 minutes long

    • @sleepdarti2978
      @sleepdarti2978 6 років тому +5

      Reker 345 thank you for sharing

    • @fr34k09
      @fr34k09 6 років тому +4

      Not the ads!!! Let there be darkness!!! 😂

  • @Cassini_19977
    @Cassini_19977 6 років тому +267

    12:30
    I SWEAR THEY USED THAT SAME AD IN THE MOVIE 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

  • @frankkelly1254
    @frankkelly1254 3 роки тому +14

    "my wife's got a new man"
    Jack:"the hair makes the man"
    Me:"she got a divorce over him having a bald spot"

  • @gabemox2941
    @gabemox2941 4 роки тому +2402

    Me: let’s watch some funny videos
    UA-cam ad: “my daughter was diagnosed with cancer and has 4 days left”
    Me: I...I..I just want to hear an Irish guy scream god dang it

  • @molleirose
    @molleirose 5 років тому +206

    "L"
    "A"
    "U"
    "G"
    "Haych"
    I love when the accent shows stronger, hes so adorable 💚 what a cute lil squish 💚

    • @eyebrowplumismyboyandyoush748
      @eyebrowplumismyboyandyoush748 5 років тому +9

      Accent? Isn’t that how everyone says it?

    • @molleirose
      @molleirose 5 років тому +6

      @@eyebrowplumismyboyandyoush748 not where I'm from, its said more like ayech

    • @eyebrowplumismyboyandyoush748
      @eyebrowplumismyboyandyoush748 5 років тому +4

      Mollei Rose Oh yeah.. I guess I’ve heard people say that. Now that I think of it, half of the people I know do say Aych and the other half Haych.
      Guess just say what they want to lol

    • @ThePurpleBallad
      @ThePurpleBallad 5 років тому +4

      Eyebrow Plum Is My Boy And You Should Love Him Too
      Thank you for being understandable bc I know one too many ppl would fight back and prove their point

    • @eyebrowplumismyboyandyoush748
      @eyebrowplumismyboyandyoush748 5 років тому +5

      Silver Poison Thank you! I hate when people are overly aggressive lmao like it’s not that big of a deal

  • @spacetoaster1004
    @spacetoaster1004 6 років тому +51

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most of all
    HE JACKK ATTACC

    • @jessicat2596
      @jessicat2596 6 років тому +1

      He protecc
      he attacc
      but most of all
      THE BABES ARE BACC

  • @K0zmic_V3rs3
    @K0zmic_V3rs3 4 роки тому +7

    " OMG this is amazing 😏"
    Jack: shes enjoying that way too much-

  • @sunrider3238
    @sunrider3238 6 років тому +284

    Welcome to Jacksepticeye’s funniest home videos: commercial edition!
    *The Babes are Back!* 👍

  • @diveant
    @diveant 6 років тому +211

    I'd like a combination between the potty putter and the hawaii chair

    • @adriftskiesgd2491
      @adriftskiesgd2491 6 років тому +11

      Hawaii putter?
      *P O T T Y C H A I R*

    • @NeoBlizzard
      @NeoBlizzard 6 років тому

      Sean gotta look at this!

    • @NeoBlizzard
      @NeoBlizzard 6 років тому +1

      And you're deviant af

    • @hemeshchhabria
      @hemeshchhabria 6 років тому +2

      Then shit will fly everywhere 😂
      And the bathroom will become a warzone where you need to avoid all the bombs (*your shit*) to get out 😂😂

    • @potatogod9903
      @potatogod9903 6 років тому

      that would be a mess

  • @fantasydoge6122
    @fantasydoge6122 6 років тому +1311

    Hawaii chair
    Buy now only 399

  • @KINGmonkey-_-
    @KINGmonkey-_- 3 роки тому +4

    When Jack says it “If you can sit, you can get fit the Hawaii chair” he makes it better

  • @sltorleay5196
    @sltorleay5196 4 роки тому +208

    Husband: watching adult stuff in the bathroom
    Wife: Honey youve been in there for hours what are you doing!?!?
    Husband: Using my... potty putter... to...hit the ball... into the cup

  • @jimengland8712
    @jimengland8712 6 років тому +30

    Two things
    1. There is an Easter egg in just cause 4 that is a getting over it minigame
    2. Its been 5 years since you've uploaded a Stanley parable episode, You earned an achievement!!

    • @echo9554
      @echo9554 6 років тому +2

      Yeez, Stanley Parable was a long time ago! Kinda miss it tho 😅

    • @HibiscusKitsune
      @HibiscusKitsune 6 років тому +5

      It's getting remade in 2019!

    • @echo9554
      @echo9554 6 років тому

      @@HibiscusKitsune Really now? Awesome!

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 6 років тому

      I surprisingly knew about that Easter egg, i had a reccomended video of Easter eggs in Just Cause 4, and i saw the pot and hammer in the thumbnail

  • @tristan-bx4ut
    @tristan-bx4ut 4 роки тому +478

    "THE BABES ARE BACK"

    • @alienore2773
      @alienore2773 4 роки тому +3

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @ezrawilliams736
      @ezrawilliams736 4 роки тому +1

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @stevesome1202
      @stevesome1202 4 роки тому +6

      SFW (Straight Fucking Water)

    • @Mutantthefurry
      @Mutantthefurry 4 роки тому +2

      AHAHAHA 😂

    • @Person-hu3nm
      @Person-hu3nm 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

  • @Rb-vy4qh
    @Rb-vy4qh 3 роки тому +6

    I love this guy so much I’ve been watching him for as long as I can remember. I’m pretty sure it was when I was 3-4

  • @faetempest9867
    @faetempest9867 5 років тому +342

    Jack did you notice that all the women were wearing tank top with spagetti straps

  • @M1NESKIE
    @M1NESKIE 6 років тому +162

    "It was great on my ABS"

    • @soupfork7893
      @soupfork7893 6 років тому +1

      @NothingNew dad wut she said

  • @youngbloodedxp1710
    @youngbloodedxp1710 5 років тому +64

    Not to be that guy, but the Tiddy Bear makes sense because car seat belts are designed for an average male frame. Anyone smaller (or larger) than that, (namely women) will not only be uncomfortable, but at a greater risk of seat belt injury as well, but not as much as not wearing a seat belt so, wear seat belts kids. (I just learned all this and it kind of blew my mind.)
    Also I totally remember seeing the Potty Putter on tv as a kid. Ah, the curses of not having cable...

  • @strawberryrose4737
    @strawberryrose4737 4 роки тому +14

    “If you can sit, you can get fit!”
    Me, who lost my left ass cheek in the Great Bumper Car Incident of 1812: 😕

  • @jesusofsuburbia7341
    @jesusofsuburbia7341 4 роки тому +1064

    i would google it but i dont want "tiddy bear" in my search history...

  • @horrorboyhonorboy727
    @horrorboyhonorboy727 5 років тому +33

    Tiddy Bears are fun for children,
    But for adults, it's exciting.

  • @Aqua_Gemstone
    @Aqua_Gemstone 5 років тому +56

    I cracked up when he said, "baby dont go!" 🤣

    • @Peboulos
      @Peboulos 5 років тому +2

      That hit me in da feels