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  • @Maria.Annette
    @Maria.Annette 5 років тому +648

    "Just choke up on your putter, and sink those balls!"
    Christ, they *REALLY* knew what they were doing...

  • @Nova_Avali
    @Nova_Avali 5 років тому +5047

    U see I’m a brain surgeon. When Im operating on a patient. I like to get a workout at the same time. That’s why I use the Hawaiian chair during all of my operations

    • @m.g.2301
      @m.g.2301 5 років тому +265

      Yep, thats how we do it in the hospital.

    • @JSEfan-wx4cp
      @JSEfan-wx4cp 5 років тому +96

      The worst idea.....on plant earth

    • @not2be4gotten02
      @not2be4gotten02 5 років тому +289

      Don't forget the drunk goggles too

    • @windrocker1676
      @windrocker1676 5 років тому +51

      That will be interesting

    • @aaronburr4823
      @aaronburr4823 5 років тому +89

      Remind me not to get brain surgery from you

  • @shiryo9995
    @shiryo9995 3 роки тому +1957

    *rapidly spinning on Hawiichair while firing someone*
    YOU’RE FIRED!!!!

  • @graciethebelle
    @graciethebelle 3 роки тому +396

    The tiddy bear reminds me of something my grandma made for my mom while she was going through chemo and radiation for breast cancer about 17 years ago. The radiation always made her breast very tender and sore, so driving and riding in cars with the seat belt going across her chest hurt a lot, but putting the strap behind her left her vulnerable if there was an accident. My grandma made a heart shaped pillow that was pretty much the same thing as the tiddy bear, just bigger, more personal and made with love.
    She still uses it for when she wants to take a nap on road trips lol she just slides it up to be by her head.

    • @Peeplii
      @Peeplii 2 роки тому +28

      😭 that's so cute

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 2 роки тому +32

      that's so sweet! the doctor gave my stepdad a heart-shaped pillow for his chest after heart surgery. makes sense it would help with other painful medical issues. glad to hear your mom recovered!

    • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
      @mackenziewoloschuk7375 5 місяців тому +1

      So sweet omg

  • @froonketh6385
    @froonketh6385 4 роки тому +4308

    Mom: “hurry up sweetie, we are leaving”
    You in the bathroom: “no mom I am practicing my strokes”

  • @ilovebacon3020
    @ilovebacon3020 5 років тому +4572

    Imagine potty putter on the Hawaii chair

  • @davidsouffle8448
    @davidsouffle8448 3 роки тому +1746

    “I’m a skeptic when it comes to these”
    Jackskepticeye
    I can’t be the only one that thought that

    • @galacticart4715
      @galacticart4715 3 роки тому +6

      YES YES YES

    • @sunnyplays8675
      @sunnyplays8675 3 роки тому +2

      Omg that's amazing

    • @dusktilldawn173
      @dusktilldawn173 3 роки тому +3

      69 likes nice

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 3 роки тому +4

      I knew someone was gonna say this😂

    • @thewillofabeast9079
      @thewillofabeast9079 3 роки тому +5

      That's exactly how I felt in one of the previous JSE' FHV videos, where the lady made those animal noises. I'm not saying I don't think it's possible. I've seen some crazy stuff on the internet, and in physically in person but, I'm a little skeptical about her making those noises. Some real? Some fake? I don't know.

  • @spoopyblogs1741
    @spoopyblogs1741 3 роки тому +509

    Jack: baby don’t go
    ***ad plays***
    Me: Jack I don’t know if I have a choice

    • @aimeevn3869
      @aimeevn3869 3 роки тому +9

      Lol that happened to me too

    • @Nuswodahs
      @Nuswodahs 3 роки тому +8

      Well timed ad. I love it.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 роки тому +2

      those sound like movie lines xD

    • @YouTubesucksdick
      @YouTubesucksdick Рік тому +1

      Oh... I wouldn't know, i have premium.
      IM NOT BRAGGING. Frankly i think it's a waste of money since i could just get an ad blocker.
      Try an ad blocker

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Рік тому

      🤣

  • @midnight_lily
    @midnight_lily 4 роки тому +2933

    "Seatbelts make you feel cozy and as if you're loved"
    Spoken like a true man that's neither short nor has boobs 😂

    • @kimuires
      @kimuires 4 роки тому +67

      I’m both lmao

    • @midnight_lily
      @midnight_lily 4 роки тому +54

      @@kimuires yeah me too I actually had to buy a seatbelt cushion

    • @charcoalsalesman3418
      @charcoalsalesman3418 4 роки тому +98

      It’s the most average sized man statement I have ever heard

    • @pyrtemptationxxo5524
      @pyrtemptationxxo5524 4 роки тому +27

      The struggle is real 😩

    • @noah-ns7lu
      @noah-ns7lu 4 роки тому +26

      Tits and a seat belt *%*

  • @angxloooo
    @angxloooo 5 років тому +723

    Salesman: *Slaps WhiteBoard*
    Salesman: This can fit so many laughs into it

    • @perturbthepixel1410
      @perturbthepixel1410 5 років тому +6

      This needs to be pinned

    • @betazone6452
      @betazone6452 5 років тому +4

      Buyer: Alright, I'll take it

    • @angxloooo
      @angxloooo 5 років тому +1

      TeaSnail awww thanks bud

    • @angxloooo
      @angxloooo 5 років тому +2

      Super Gamer 64
      Salesman: *Vigorously shoves whiteboard into a tiny bag*

    • @angxloooo
      @angxloooo 5 років тому +1

      Super Gamer 64
      Salesman: *Takes money and says shows buyer the door* . Farewell my brother...

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws Рік тому +50

    Fun fact: the Tiddy Bear was made by two women, one of whom survived breast cancer and the seat belt made her experience uncomfortable pressure.

  • @thaias9654
    @thaias9654 3 роки тому +713

    Jack: “noooo don’t go....”
    Jack: disappears
    Me: _“noo”_
    Video: plays ad
    Me *“NOOOOOO!!”*

    • @annoyinggaster
      @annoyinggaster 3 роки тому +35

      Ad: is unskippable
      Me: “ _NOOOOOOOOO!!!_ “

    • @r_master_6991
      @r_master_6991 3 роки тому +12

      @@annoyinggaster And there's two of them

    • @atlas6-458
      @atlas6-458 3 роки тому +12

      @@r_master_6991 *"NOOOOOOOOOOO"*

    • @cadeestabrook254
      @cadeestabrook254 3 роки тому +10

      @@atlas6-458 and after that as is done the vid won’t load
      Me: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 3 роки тому +6

      @Aidan Murphy and then you can’t find the video

  • @tylersolman703
    @tylersolman703 4 роки тому +5502

    Just imagine the whiteboard smacking Jack and saying "JACK"
    edit: thank you all so much for the likes

  • @kimi2900
    @kimi2900 4 роки тому +1053

    Jack 2018: hits laugh board very hard
    Jack 2019: hits laugh board very hard
    Jack 2020: hits the board with a cast cause he broke his hand hitting the board so hard

    • @wraith4874
      @wraith4874 4 роки тому +64

      Jack 2021: hits laugh board with other arm because the other one had to be amputated

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 роки тому +57

      @@wraith4874 2022: *banging his head on the whiteboard*

    • @JupitersCastle
      @JupitersCastle 4 роки тому +41

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367 2023: jack throwing himself at the board

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 роки тому +44

      @@JupitersCastle 2024: the board throwing itself at him

    • @JupitersCastle
      @JupitersCastle 4 роки тому +35

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367 2025: the board took over the world

  • @KaiLikesArt
    @KaiLikesArt 3 роки тому +239

    imagine every golf coarse has a potty putter in their restrooms XD

  • @thatonesalittlegay
    @thatonesalittlegay Рік тому +89

    I was on the verge of a panic attack when this video got recommended to me and even though it's been 3 years, Sean managed to help me out of it and saved me from possible s/h. Love you Sean, when Noone else is there, you always are and brighten our days.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl Рік тому

      Wtf is s/h?

    • @offbeat2119
      @offbeat2119 Рік тому

      @@Thenoobestgirl not doing good things to yourself, usually involving a sharp object

    • @TheAmateur2004
      @TheAmateur2004 Рік тому +4

      I hope you’re doing well love, keep fighting

    • @legospideyz
      @legospideyz Рік тому +7

      @@Thenoobestgirl it stands for self harm calm down

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Рік тому +6

      @@Thenoobestgirl bruh ask nicely

  • @ismaeelaziz5142
    @ismaeelaziz5142 5 років тому +190

    Gimme an L
    Gimme an A
    Gimme a U
    Gimme a G
    Gimme a H
    What does that spell
    THE BABES ARE BACK

  • @rebeccabarhorst2829
    @rebeccabarhorst2829 5 років тому +187

    “That is a lizard human. That is the face of a murderer. That human came out of an egg.” IM DYING

  • @MidnightMuffin
    @MidnightMuffin 3 роки тому +95

    "Oh, don't put tiddy bears on the kids."
    Favorite quote.

    • @PhoenixBTD6
      @PhoenixBTD6 2 роки тому +1

      "What did they do to diserve this??!!!" Lol

  • @egg0theleg069
    @egg0theleg069 3 роки тому +170

    6:47
    That actually is a problem with girls-
    When theyre.. *cough cough* bazongas, are too big the seatbelt doesn't fit correctly. If you have that with a shorter height, it does actually get harder to breathe. (Tho, that commerical sounds like bullshit lOl)
    *I have spoken from experience*

    • @Nuswodahs
      @Nuswodahs 3 роки тому +31

      I was always on the short side so the seatbelt would cut into my neck. Always hated it and have never had a fix for it. Never caused breathing problems but did have serious comfort issues after having kids and my chest was larger from producing milk.

    • @egg0theleg069
      @egg0theleg069 3 роки тому +13

      @@Nuswodahs yea!
      I've always been on the taller side and my chest has always been kinda big. I've actually had breathing problems, but that could be just me-
      It actually still cuts into my neck lol

    • @justkiddingnot1913
      @justkiddingnot1913 3 роки тому +12

      Lowkey kinda pissed that Sean didn’t even consider that it obviously is not aimed for the “tall flat-chested’’ humans ;/

    • @egg0theleg069
      @egg0theleg069 3 роки тому +7

      @@justkiddingnot1913 Yea, but I dont think you can blame him
      Hes a guy, most of us are girls, so shit happens sometimes-

    • @tkay7950
      @tkay7950 3 роки тому +6

      It sounds like you might need to adjust your seat - your seatbelt shouldn’t be touching your neck, but resting on your collarbone. You can get hurt in an accident if your seatbelt isn’t in the right position, since it tightens so much... (Also, they do make less stupid versions of that product - just some extra padding that clips around a seatbelt that makes it more comfortable but still lets it lie flat)

  • @LT_U
    @LT_U 5 років тому +548

    Jack protecc
    Jack attacc
    But most importantly
    Jacks laughs are bacc

    • @podperson1744
      @podperson1744 5 років тому +9

      Jack protecc
      Jack attacc
      But most importantly...
      The BABES are BACC

    • @mommypuke
      @mommypuke 5 років тому +2

      @@podperson1744 that's exactly what i thought of

    • @moth5422
      @moth5422 5 років тому +1

      Noice

    • @BitterBettyCarole
      @BitterBettyCarole 4 роки тому

      JACK U BETTER LOVE DIS*

  • @walmartcoyoteanimated741
    @walmartcoyoteanimated741 4 роки тому +466

    My Mature Self: not funny
    Also My Mature Self: **laughs at tiddy bear**

  • @just_ash318
    @just_ash318 3 роки тому +44

    Imagine having the Hawaiichair in online class today with your camera on-

    • @rose1318believe
      @rose1318believe 2 роки тому +7

      "huh, mam, if you could close your camera and keep it private, please" 😳😂

  • @k-tastrophee2784
    @k-tastrophee2784 3 роки тому +101

    "My wife got herself a new guy now"
    bruh, thats not a good thing

  • @bonesmalone6532
    @bonesmalone6532 5 років тому +181

    Jack: *slaps side of whiteboard
    Jack: LAUGH

    • @_anime.sausages_
      @_anime.sausages_ 5 років тому +3

      Me trying to be positive

    • @EeveeRealSenpai
      @EeveeRealSenpai 5 років тому +1

      This boi can fit so much *LAUGH* in it.

    • @sage577
      @sage577 5 років тому +1

      Eevee RealSenpai I was goNna SaY ThaT

  • @Sn0_Ffalling
    @Sn0_Ffalling 5 років тому +817

    Jack: “I’m usually a skeptic when it comes to these things...”
    Me: so should I start calling you jackskepticeye instead of jacksepticeye?

    • @brandonwarden5532
      @brandonwarden5532 5 років тому +9

      I hate you, leave now or face my anti-shitjoke wrath

    • @boopydoopyaf3119
      @boopydoopyaf3119 5 років тому +11

      haylee m OH MY GOD I SHIT YOU NOT THAT’S HOW MY FRIEND PRONOUNCES JACKSEPTICEYE

    • @ablinhitlin1438
      @ablinhitlin1438 5 років тому +2

      Heh..ha...yeah.............
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    • @BubbIeNuggs
      @BubbIeNuggs 5 років тому +2

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @nocturnal20413
      @nocturnal20413 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @noafortune3564
    @noafortune3564 3 роки тому +69

    random guy: "my wife got a new man now"
    what my brain hears: "so my wife left me because of my hair and got herself a hunk but look at my great hair!"

  • @ninjamac999
    @ninjamac999 3 роки тому +53

    I looked it up, and the "Tiddy Bear" actually exists!

    • @Lunatra
      @Lunatra 2 роки тому +6

      of course it does, its a great idea!!!

    • @PhoenixBTD6
      @PhoenixBTD6 2 роки тому

      Oh sweet Jesus help me

  • @gaminggumba8191
    @gaminggumba8191 5 років тому +312

    **Jacksepticeye slaps a whiteboard**
    This bad boy can fit so many LAUGHS!!!

  • @lycansubscribe2222
    @lycansubscribe2222 5 років тому +901

    The world's most abused whiteboard.

    • @demoninblack6011
      @demoninblack6011 5 років тому +14

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
      whiteboard-2018

    • @diseases0530
      @diseases0530 5 років тому +4

      Poor whiteboard 😢

    • @craydutchman9784
      @craydutchman9784 5 років тому +2

      Bet

    • @Wnoynxx
      @Wnoynxx 5 років тому +7

      Nah, slamming a whiteboard is the same as tickling someone. Jack wouldn't hurt someone IRL.

    • @diseases0530
      @diseases0530 5 років тому +2

      @@Wnoynxx I hate tickling. There are the worst!

  • @aceofspades2201
    @aceofspades2201 3 роки тому +20

    2:30 Let's just take appreciation of Jack's singing in this clip

  • @dylancheddar1465
    @dylancheddar1465 2 роки тому +12

    1:30 that would hilarious if your getting something notarized at the bank and they were using that hahaha 🤣

  • @CarbonatedBorger
    @CarbonatedBorger 5 років тому +258

    As a large breasted women, that bear is actually useful. My mom took the idea and made a rectangle one. Our chests make it so our seatbelts go up into our necks and don't actually rest on our shoulders. The pad my mom made keeps us from getting rub burns on our necks.

    • @takishajack9224
      @takishajack9224 5 років тому +31

      Exactly, I agree, especially with these jugs, Jack if only you knew cause... it sucks, Buy Jack boob weights & a bra hehe

    • @lavenderlilac8920
      @lavenderlilac8920 5 років тому +20

      All9LivesLived: yes, I agree that they are useful, but they could call it something besides "the Tiddy Bear". LOL Like "the Snuggy Bear" or something.

    • @moss2893
      @moss2893 5 років тому +6

      The tiddy bear has a camera inside of its eye so people can watch, If you know what i mean.
      ;)

    • @25thhanabusa69
      @25thhanabusa69 5 років тому +13

      I was hoping I wasn't alone in this, having the extra padding in the chest isn't the most fun with seat belts. I would still rather deal with a painful seat belt then get motorboated by/suffocate a tiddy bear.

    • @cutiecutie6494
      @cutiecutie6494 5 років тому

      Did you just say you have big breast.

  • @javierrsanchez1852
    @javierrsanchez1852 4 роки тому +345

    1:56 “I thought he was gonna say ‘that feels great on my ass’” me too Jack, too🤣🤣🤣

  • @snookerl
    @snookerl 2 роки тому +4

    Hey, dont know if you noticed but at 14:32, the guy using the hair stuff is Ron Popeil. Hes the infomercial guy for the Ronco rotisserie plus the GLH product is made by Ronco. Just a added bonus if you didnt know. I know, 2 years later.

  • @frankkelly1254
    @frankkelly1254 3 роки тому +14

    "my wife's got a new man"
    Jack:"the hair makes the man"
    Me:"she got a divorce over him having a bald spot"

  • @chandlerpemberton
    @chandlerpemberton 4 роки тому +335

    No one:
    Customer: T H E B A B E S A R E B A C K

  • @ObsidianFoxtrot
    @ObsidianFoxtrot 5 років тому +448

    Give me an L, Give me an A, Give me a U, G & H. Whats that spell:
    LAUGH!

    • @veolouxx
      @veolouxx 5 років тому +4

      The Arkham Knight I think you mean,
      *LAUGH!*

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 5 років тому

      @@veolouxx how y do dis?
      Teach meh..!

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 5 років тому +1

      *This??*
      edit: cx yay ty

    • @srenaml3632
      @srenaml3632 5 років тому

      The Arkham Knight no. It's laugandh

  • @strawberryrose4737
    @strawberryrose4737 3 роки тому +12

    “If you can sit, you can get fit!”
    Me, who lost my left ass cheek in the Great Bumper Car Incident of 1812: 😕

  • @munchmunchtae4007
    @munchmunchtae4007 3 роки тому +9

    Lady in infomercial: "Ugh this is amazing" 2:40
    Jack/Sean: Please no

  • @kaizerwolf5240
    @kaizerwolf5240 5 років тому +479

    *The TiddyBear has seen some strange things back in his day.*

  • @lankymaccrazyhair264
    @lankymaccrazyhair264 5 років тому +1083

    "LAUGH!" *knocks over marker*

    • @Imagonite
      @Imagonite 5 років тому +6

      Both of them even 😂

    • @gayghostguy2089
      @gayghostguy2089 5 років тому +3

      Lanky macCrazyhair me when I tell a joke

    • @sm0kequatzzyt782
      @sm0kequatzzyt782 5 років тому +3

      My fav part of dis was....
      LAUGH and of course I LAUGHED

    • @barrier5649
      @barrier5649 5 років тому

      I didn’t notice this

    • @hotwireyouth4544
      @hotwireyouth4544 5 років тому +1

      Thank you for pointing out the direct obvious

  • @theshriekingkat9341
    @theshriekingkat9341 3 роки тому +31

    Jack: “Oh don’t put the tiddy bears on the kids..”
    Me: PUT THE TIDDY BEARS IN THE DAMN KIDS.

  • @svsmlegends702
    @svsmlegends702 2 роки тому +7

    3:10 my mother got me this for Christmas as a gag gift last year and it’s exactly as you’d expect

  • @owenw.7904
    @owenw.7904 5 років тому +305

    "Dont put Tiddy Bears on the kids" -JackSepticEye

    • @RandomL0s3r
      @RandomL0s3r 5 років тому +1

      Good idea

    • @owenw.7904
      @owenw.7904 5 років тому +2

      @@RandomL0s3r Nice profile pic

    • @azza9424
      @azza9424 5 років тому

      Nah put them on them

    • @ceraphinehicenths6692
      @ceraphinehicenths6692 4 роки тому

      Owen W. Cool fucking picture ID thing
      date a guy with nice collar bones
      Date a guy whose hoodie you can borrow
      Date a guy with a nice laugh
      Date a guy who always smiles
      Date skellitor
      A meme brought to you by me

  • @gabemox2941
    @gabemox2941 4 роки тому +2403

    Me: let’s watch some funny videos
    UA-cam ad: “my daughter was diagnosed with cancer and has 4 days left”
    Me: I...I..I just want to hear an Irish guy scream god dang it

  • @Lilmoo13
    @Lilmoo13 3 роки тому +7

    " OMG this is amazing 😏"
    Jack: shes enjoying that way too much-

  • @drkrazysstudio2414
    @drkrazysstudio2414 2 роки тому +4

    Since I’ve started working, I’ve been watching these videos again on my lunch break. They revitalize me and make me ready to finish my work day.

  • @danesonger2913
    @danesonger2913 5 років тому +651

    Jack: I'm a sceptic when it comes to this stuff
    Me: now he's jackscepticeye

  • @lolmysteries
    @lolmysteries 5 років тому +447

    4:19 Jacksepticeye origin story.

  • @lollipop518
    @lollipop518 2 роки тому +4

    I’ll never get sick of Jack yelling “laugh”

  • @Thebandnerd-zk2jo
    @Thebandnerd-zk2jo 3 роки тому +25

    Jack: baby don’t go.
    Taco Bell commercial here buy this.

  • @kyravanmeijl731
    @kyravanmeijl731 4 роки тому +271

    That robbery thing is a Dutch commercial. Even Apeldoorn bellen means: Let's call Apeldoorn real quick. It is a commercial for an insurance company.

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 4 роки тому +6

      Kyra Van Meijl thank you! :D

    • @Laughys_Madh0use
      @Laughys_Madh0use 4 роки тому +6

      Ooooh NOW it makes sense thx

    • @GovertKrook
      @GovertKrook 4 роки тому +5

      De meeste van die reclames zijn wel grappig.
      Most of those ads from them are pretty funny.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 роки тому +3

      thank you so much, I was so confused and Jack was not explaining

  • @alexp5923
    @alexp5923 5 років тому +433

    ”Just choke up on your putter and sink the ball” I'm crying

  • @KINGmonkey-_-
    @KINGmonkey-_- 2 роки тому +4

    When Jack says it “If you can sit, you can get fit the Hawaii chair” he makes it better

  • @Rb-vy4qh
    @Rb-vy4qh 2 роки тому +6

    I love this guy so much I’ve been watching him for as long as I can remember. I’m pretty sure it was when I was 3-4

  • @saltypeanut8512
    @saltypeanut8512 5 років тому +293

    *MA!! MA!! I LEARNT HOW TO SPELL LAUGH! WITH JACK THE SEPTIC!*

  • @marinaavant-delaroche9972
    @marinaavant-delaroche9972 5 років тому +382

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But best of all
    The BABES are bacc!

    • @kadenmcpherson9945
      @kadenmcpherson9945 5 років тому

      That was from that one person in patty mayo's comment section

    • @A--HaTuanKiet
      @A--HaTuanKiet 5 років тому +1

      No k just c's!!!!👌👌🏼👌👌🏼👌👌

    • @shamelesslynameless5575
      @shamelesslynameless5575 5 років тому +2

      He protecc
      He protecc
      But best of all
      The tiddy bear is bacc

  • @joshe3592
    @joshe3592 3 роки тому +6

    "a low budget morgan freeman" had me cracking up haha

  • @dreamieramune
    @dreamieramune 2 роки тому +1

    ok but the one with the acupuncture actually disturbed me half to death with chills because thats one of the things i fear most with acupuncture for some reason is getting bumped or something and the needle being sent deeper into you

  • @jesusofsuburbia7341
    @jesusofsuburbia7341 4 роки тому +1068

    i would google it but i dont want "tiddy bear" in my search history...

  • @ihavenoiqbut1119
    @ihavenoiqbut1119 5 років тому +127

    **Slaps top of whiteboard** *This bad boy can LAUGH so many times!*

    • @hannahmeya5620
      @hannahmeya5620 5 років тому +4

      *applauds proudly*

    • @emmadreyfus5206
      @emmadreyfus5206 5 років тому +1

      Da Secondary *throws flowers*

    • @PlasticChairVergil
      @PlasticChairVergil 5 років тому +3

      Did you say... *LAUGHS?*
      Brother... Please give me *LAUGHS*
      I am bored brother
      I need *LAUGHS* brother
      *LAUGHS* are a necessity brother
      Please brother give me *LAUGHS* brother

    • @hannahmeya5620
      @hannahmeya5620 5 років тому +1

      Yes!

  • @JingoTastic
    @JingoTastic 2 роки тому +2

    I consider myself extremely lucky to be one of the kids that saw the Hawaii Chair & Potty Putter commercials on actual, live TV.
    (random fun fact; the Hawaii Chair one used to play so often, nowadays when I hear the jingle I crave fruit loops. that's what I always was eating when it came on!)

  • @cheshirekat8273
    @cheshirekat8273 3 роки тому +4

    Tiddy Bear: First, they thought of the name, THEN they thought of a product to call it that...

  • @softwavedotbiz5460
    @softwavedotbiz5460 5 років тому +260

    Actually Megan i cant sit anywhere
    I have *_hemorrhoids_*

  • @a.c.i7020
    @a.c.i7020 4 роки тому +241

    The potty putter! Just aim and shoot! The ball.
    Me: why is he shiting with the door open?

    • @HugoZura
      @HugoZura 4 роки тому

      THANK you!

    • @personalyoutube5190
      @personalyoutube5190 4 роки тому +1

      @Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe gross

    • @BattleBorg69
      @BattleBorg69 4 роки тому +2

      His wife took the kids he doesn't care anymore

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 4 роки тому +2

      I get paranoid when I need to shit idk why

    • @BENDrownd666
      @BENDrownd666 4 роки тому

      @@BattleBorg69 IT'S CHASE!!!!!

  • @chocolatelechu3877
    @chocolatelechu3877 3 роки тому +3

    9:49 i was expecting there to be victims of the crash, not just necklaces😭 it seemed like a safety commercial to me

  • @mathieugagne612
    @mathieugagne612 3 роки тому +4

    Me: Man that was a fun video
    Sean at 16:15: Well I hope you had PHONE watching this episode

  • @lightsideofsin8969
    @lightsideofsin8969 4 роки тому +821

    The tiddy bear would actually be useful to me seat belts are not designed to fit well on short people it cuts very uncomfortably into my neck when I'm driving. Just call it the belt bear and I'd buy it.

    • @wellybonedindividual324
      @wellybonedindividual324 4 роки тому +17

      Don't want tiddy on your neck?

    • @lightsideofsin8969
      @lightsideofsin8969 4 роки тому +16

      @@wellybonedindividual324 I'd love some but it's really weird to call something helpful to small people a tiddy bear ...

    • @Blapze
      @Blapze 4 роки тому +30

      Someone, for the love of god, get this man a comma.

    • @theemeraldletsplayer9770
      @theemeraldletsplayer9770 4 роки тому +1

      Light side of Sin I wish I was short enough to have to have some tiddies on me

    • @crazy1.2
      @crazy1.2 4 роки тому +4

      You do realise that at 6:59 the bear isn't even attached to the seatbelt 😂

  • @byolomonstar4526
    @byolomonstar4526 5 років тому +214

    That acupuncture thing was actually terrifying

    • @l.a.5120
      @l.a.5120 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @AmyxMiaPlay
      @AmyxMiaPlay 5 років тому +1

      EXCATLY!!! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!
      (Jack what the hell?? 😂😂😂)

    • @sivaraamtk4418
      @sivaraamtk4418 5 років тому +2

      I reminded me of final destination 5

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 5 років тому +1

      It gave me horrible flashbacks to Saw II's needle pit. :(

    • @rompis.a
      @rompis.a 5 років тому +1

      I'm actually more scared of getting mistakenly arrested for robbing jewelry store.

  • @original_demonic
    @original_demonic 2 роки тому +2

    As a child I had a piglet tiddy bear. It’s actually quite good for women especially, as most seatbelts are fashioned for male proportions, which means that the seatbelt can dig in and be extremely uncomfortable. I still use mine sometimes when I’m driving long trips :).

  • @creshiell
    @creshiell 3 роки тому +6

    I paused the video to quietly sing the meme time theme to myself lmao

  • @melxtea
    @melxtea 5 років тому +232

    Okay guys for the "Commercial Acupunctuur (2006)" The Chinese man is speaking Teochew or also known as Chauzhou, a dialect of Chinese. Here's the translation starting from 10:39
    "Take off your pants. Take off your pants."
    "I see that your face is so old, I need to put in the needle so you can look younger. Understand?"
    "Okay let me see. You don't need to be scared of me, I'll do it very well for you."
    "This song is very good, right?"
    "I'll do it like you were just born 30 years ago." (Roughly translated | Before smoke scene)
    "*Sniffs the air* What is this smoke?"
    "*SCREAMS OF PANIC* FIRE FIRE FIRE IN THE HOUSE *Jumps out the window."

    • @echo9554
      @echo9554 5 років тому +6

      'Acupuntuur' being the Dutch word for 'Acupunture'. In case that wasn't obvious :)

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 5 років тому

      You are a lifesaver my dood

    • @kimberleyjaay6973
      @kimberleyjaay6973 5 років тому

      THANKYOU FOR THE TRANSLATION !!!

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +1

      This just seemed like a kinky story of someone losing their virginity

    • @faitherpietem3643
      @faitherpietem3643 5 років тому

      My parents speak Teochew sometimes

  • @jesterjev
    @jesterjev 4 роки тому +235

    I love how they just casually say tiddy bear like nothing else is happening.

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 2 роки тому

    The HawaiiChair commercial gets way more funny when you watch how the actors brace themselves while trying to deliver their lines. They're whiteknuckling a grip on the arm rests, or their feet are dug in deep.

  • @kalooniee
    @kalooniee 2 роки тому +1

    Being stuck with tons of filiform needles during a fire evacuation and having to jump out a window is a new fear I didn't need.

  • @tristan-bx4ut
    @tristan-bx4ut 4 роки тому +478

    "THE BABES ARE BACK"

    • @alienore2773
      @alienore2773 3 роки тому +3

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @ezrawilliams736
      @ezrawilliams736 3 роки тому +1

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @stevesome1202
      @stevesome1202 3 роки тому +6

      SFW (Straight Fucking Water)

    • @Mutantthefurry
      @Mutantthefurry 3 роки тому +2

      AHAHAHA 😂

    • @Person-hu3nm
      @Person-hu3nm 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

  • @failess_mudfox9923
    @failess_mudfox9923 5 років тому +414

    When I tell people I think old men are cute, they stare at me in fear.....
    AT LEAST JACK UNDERSTANDS!!

  • @irenetrieshard5778
    @irenetrieshard5778 3 роки тому +3

    My phone was muted and I literally still heard "laugh"

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 3 роки тому +5

    *dude sitting in the toilet with a meseeks teaching you to golf*
    Meseeks: awwww comon Jerry you gotta CHOKE UP ON THE cLUB

  • @jeri8143
    @jeri8143 5 років тому +81

    I actually remember seeing the Tiddy Bear comercial when I was little. 7 year old me thought it was the best thing ever

  • @just4justincase
    @just4justincase 5 років тому +135

    To be honest, name aside, that Tiddy Bear is actually a useful idea. Maybe not for making a trip to the grocery story, but definitely for long road trips. I’ve done that quite a lot while trying to sleep, slip a small pillow or something between the belt and my shoulder so it doesn’t dig in while I’m trying to fall asleep.

    • @chauncyfelisz3594
      @chauncyfelisz3594 5 років тому +1

      I was gonna say the same... also... it might be because Jack doesn't have boobs xDD because the fucking belt always cuts into my shoulder or neck and it's soooooo annoying....

  • @wertbe1718
    @wertbe1718 3 роки тому +5

    5:20 2 of the bathrooms in my house dont have locks lol

  • @joshgaming9404
    @joshgaming9404 3 роки тому +1

    Omg jack this is mh favorite series ive never luaghed so hard and i love laughing thx jack for making the funneist home videos

  • @Razbeariez
    @Razbeariez 5 років тому +95

    Can confirm the Potty Putty and Tiddy Bear are real. I remember seeing those infomercials while watching the Price is Right when I was in elementary school.

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte 5 років тому +1

      That doesn't surprise me one bit XD

  • @brownhound05
    @brownhound05 5 років тому +138

    They should make a shiddy bear that will keep you comfortable while you’re destroying your plumbing from that rotten slice of pizza you ate 4 hours ago

    • @xxrefunct8545
      @xxrefunct8545 5 років тому +2

      Of course

    • @Manic3865
      @Manic3865 5 років тому

      Megathot *oh fuck I ate the rotten pizza again*

  • @maddisonezell1944
    @maddisonezell1944 3 роки тому +2

    13:06 "Baby don't go!" my heart shattered

  • @vertigo1971
    @vertigo1971 3 роки тому +1

    I love how the infomercial for the potty putter includes your "shaved strokes" too. OML!! I'm dead!

  • @walterhobbs9581
    @walterhobbs9581 5 років тому +98

    Imagine what it would be like if you were an artist and you had the hawaii chair, how tf would you even draw a straight line

    • @hughjanus7589
      @hughjanus7589 5 років тому +15

      *_abstract_*

    • @m.g.2301
      @m.g.2301 5 років тому +3

      Surreal

    • @Portablerootbeerfloat
      @Portablerootbeerfloat 5 років тому +3

      I can’t draw a straight line in a non-Hawaii chair so i can’t imagine how bad it would be

    • @yelhsawol
      @yelhsawol 5 років тому +9

      But now you can draw great circles :)

    • @mr.amazinggaming1153
      @mr.amazinggaming1153 5 років тому

      maybe they just wont turn it on?

  • @brilinissaarts2717
    @brilinissaarts2717 4 роки тому +82

    "Just dink and sink.
    THE BALL."

  • @tashi8750
    @tashi8750 3 роки тому +1

    I just realized the lady was talking about the seatbelt like people are talking about masks XDD “it’s so tight I can’t breathe”

    • @sedij2358
      @sedij2358 3 роки тому

      Tell me about it. My parents are very conservative (which isn't inherently a bad thing) and don't wear masks in public unless the people running the place actually enforce it. I'm the only person in my family who regularly wears a mask in public.

  • @callahanschultz2355
    @callahanschultz2355 3 роки тому +4

    “The same professional putting greens found at miniature golf courses.”
    Am I the only one who sees a problem with this?

  • @xf667
    @xf667 5 років тому +662

    My grandma actually have a Hawaii chair 😂
    Edit: oh shit I had a potty putter as well, except that I didn't use it in the bathroom, I just use it as a normal toy back when I was a child

  • @sonixthatsme
    @sonixthatsme 5 років тому +92

    The "even appeldoorn bellen" commersials were from a Dutch insurance company. They always had these kind of commersials. Always funny as hell.

    • @AxeEXE-nj4cu
      @AxeEXE-nj4cu 5 років тому

      Love those.
      I saw it on tv one time.

    • @Carameliciousx
      @Carameliciousx 5 років тому +2

      'appeldoorn'

    • @gijskeijser4270
      @gijskeijser4270 5 років тому +2

      Yeah I'm from the Netherlands and see those commercials everytime and laugh my ass of! 😂😂

    • @jetschoonhoven6562
      @jetschoonhoven6562 5 років тому

      Yeah those things were awesome!😂

    • @hucksky
      @hucksky 5 років тому

      Who remembers the belgium couple who thought they were in Apeldoorn?

  • @dinodoh597
    @dinodoh597 3 роки тому +1

    no one
    not a soul
    not even jack
    *me watching this at 2am because depression wave hit me like a truck and im sobbing and this is my only form of joy at the moment*

  • @cal8748
    @cal8748 3 роки тому +2

    Rewatching these and I'm dying because the tiddy bear would actually be useful 😂 for me no matter how low I set the seatbelt it's always pressing at my neck or something but any time I mention it to a guy they dont get it so maybe since they're kinda taller they don't have to deal with it?

  • @culturedantagonist9647
    @culturedantagonist9647 4 роки тому +376

    Potty putter: “Great past time!”
    Me: *s h a m p o o b o t t l e*

  • @murfle_-
    @murfle_- 5 років тому +223

    Imagine a class sitting in Hawaii chairs

  • @madmax0103
    @madmax0103 2 роки тому

    The fact that most of these commercials were on worlds dumbest, does not surprise me.
    And also the hair paint thing is also flammable.