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  • @clover9312
    @clover9312 3 роки тому +3194

    Gender reveal parties be like:
    Is it a boy?
    Is it a girl?
    No!
    Its a Charmander!

    • @dawidtan8
      @dawidtan8 3 роки тому +91

      Its a Nuke

    • @1nsaneeeeeeeee
      @1nsaneeeeeeeee 3 роки тому +22

      69

    • @dawidtan8
      @dawidtan8 3 роки тому +27

      @@1nsaneeeeeeeee nice

    • @spiddledonk1695
      @spiddledonk1695 3 роки тому +8

      People don't give birth to charmanders

    • @clover9312
      @clover9312 3 роки тому +33

      @@spiddledonk1695 oh honey...you didn't get the joke didn't you?

  • @Naomimaerie
    @Naomimaerie 3 роки тому +5424

    Your LEGAL name is Christopher Robin.....I'm officially jealous

    • @fukini2594
      @fukini2594 3 роки тому +236

      Rob, Christ if you will

    • @yalmer571
      @yalmer571 3 роки тому +283

      Can i just say that robin is probably one of the best narrators? Like the energy he puts in his voice is just perfect, not to much but not to little, its perfect and his mic just makes it even better, the fact that he probably has sound proof panels and the most PERFECT mic, like theres no echo and no background noise, its to good to be true

    • @quickreply9430
      @quickreply9430 3 роки тому +37

      Lol

    • @fukini2594
      @fukini2594 3 роки тому +97

      Best thing in this comments is a guy putting a whole text about how Rob is great, and someone just goes, "LOL"

    • @Naomimaerie
      @Naomimaerie 3 роки тому +18

      Lol

  • @rrekki9320
    @rrekki9320 3 роки тому +490

    fun fact: zander is a german name for a fish...I cant stop laughing thinking someone was named after a fish lmao

  • @mintyfresh9311
    @mintyfresh9311 3 роки тому +356

    His dream was to wipe out half the universe
    What was his name again?
    Christopher Robin

    • @bluekirbyrocks
      @bluekirbyrocks 3 роки тому +3

    • @The_FireExtremeProd
      @The_FireExtremeProd 3 роки тому

      Are you Filipino?

    • @Driptanius8810
      @Driptanius8810 3 роки тому

      @@The_FireExtremeProd mabye, im filipino though

    • @IsseiRaine
      @IsseiRaine 3 роки тому

      Edi sana nagsalita kayo ng filipino 🤣

    • @Driptanius8810
      @Driptanius8810 3 роки тому +1

      @@IsseiRaine ik thats tagalog yet i dont speak it and yet im a filipino
      In my theory i think it means, Are you a filipino 🤣

  • @Buckeroony
    @Buckeroony 3 роки тому +1576

    Darkness: *moans
    Serial killer stabbing her: She's enjoying it?!

    • @503amirulhakim5
      @503amirulhakim5 3 роки тому +41

      Ah yes a man of culture

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 3 роки тому +46

      And then ua-cam.com/video/fdLu9TeMcbY/v-deo.html starts playing

    • @Buckeroony
      @Buckeroony 3 роки тому +25

      @@13_cmi I always thought that sounds like elevator music

    • @raddropmu4001
      @raddropmu4001 3 роки тому +41

      @@Buckeroony it's sexually frustrated elevator music

    • @sunburst3476
      @sunburst3476 3 роки тому +24

      captain..He's enjoying it
      EREN STOP ENJOYING IT

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 роки тому +545

    "Kid almost dies after putting metal balls in pp"
    Kid: I rather shoot balls than milk

    • @reniich
      @reniich 3 роки тому +26

      wwhy did i read that as meatballs--

    • @makamaca0
      @makamaca0 3 роки тому +7

      Wdym Milk?

    • @charax-1
      @charax-1 3 роки тому +12

      Kit Canlas well white baby maker juice is mostly censored so

    • @ampwavegaming1305
      @ampwavegaming1305 3 роки тому +4

      @@charax-1 Hhhh I did not need that quote today

    • @Milkybetrayal
      @Milkybetrayal 3 роки тому +21

      @@charax-1 if it's white baby maker juice, then why did my kid come out black?

  • @blondsis
    @blondsis 3 роки тому +49

    Robin's voice sounds like he could be an action movie trailer narrator.

  • @trash_panda9400
    @trash_panda9400 3 роки тому +249

    9:14
    "Pretend like my fetish."
    The pfp is Darkness, the name is Darkness
    It isn't pretend.

    • @theXEN0KID
      @theXEN0KID 3 роки тому +8

      The @ is also Darkness' name. It's either photoshop, larp. or that's her real account

    • @chariotrequiem5465
      @chariotrequiem5465 3 роки тому +9

      Pfft uncultured people didn’t get the reference.Nice to see another Konosuba fan.

    • @boopsdoops
      @boopsdoops 3 роки тому +1

      ...wait a minute

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 3 місяці тому

      I though the picture was Isabell at first

  • @FatherYugii
    @FatherYugii 3 роки тому +451

    9:25 that anime girl perfectly depicts the text because of her personality

  • @chalkwarrior5542
    @chalkwarrior5542 3 роки тому +2577

    When Robin said "I am drinking an entire bottle of champagne" I realized I really wanted an episode for New Year's where all the narrators get together, have some drinks, and try to record an episode. We *need* this.
    Edit: Since y'all seem to like this so much, I'll make it even better.
    Bring back Zach and Damien just for this. (Edit for this idea, edit 5: Slazo included!)
    Edit 2: Polly Woggy gave the brilliant idea of bringing EzPz narrators over, too, to make it a crossover.
    Edit 3: Dog Pog said it would be great if it were a live stream. I say YES.
    Edit 4: SkepticalPasta suggested that the subreddit should be chosen by the viewers. If it turns out to be a live stream, every once in a while they'll switch subreddits and the viewers can suggest then.
    Edit 6: I get this is cliche, but this has been my fastest-growing comment ever. All day, I've been actively replying to you guys and adding things to the comment. 1K likes and 25 replies in 13 hours. For a comment I wrote roughly half an hour after I woke up, I'm surprised I got this much feedback so quickly. And such positive feedback, too. So to everyone, I say thanks. Today was made a lot more fun because of y'all.
    Also, DiamondJax08, I'll post a revised version of this comment on a few EmKay videos in the future just after they're uploaded, so that this may have a greater chance of happening. Those comments will still be accepting new ideas from the replies, too! It's 12:15 at night as I'm writing this, too.

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 3 роки тому +9

    7:32 Angel's so happy it's crying. It gets years of vacation.

  • @tabificus
    @tabificus 3 роки тому +156

    "So Germany Austria and Switzerland is the gas zone"
    Robin: "So Germany A u s t r a l i a and Switzerland is the gas zone?"
    Me, living in Austria:
    "Since when did the world go upside down?"

    • @cckiller4378
      @cckiller4378 3 роки тому +6

      It's always like this, for example: If I tell my friends from videogames that I'm from austria, they always ask me things like "Do you have you're own language in A U S T R A L I A?"

    • @user-nn7iz7ku5m
      @user-nn7iz7ku5m 3 роки тому +3

      My geography teacher goes nutz when the class does that mistake.

    • @fis001r
      @fis001r 3 роки тому +3

      I was searching for this comment (Austrian here)

    • @how_bees_are2921
      @how_bees_are2921 3 роки тому +4

      @@cckiller4378 wenn ich sage das ich aus deutschland komme fragen die ob ich ein n@zi bin, machen hutle jokes oder sagen den h1tler gruß... i feel the pain

    • @penquinchill4080
      @penquinchill4080 3 роки тому +1

      I’m a Australian an the same happeneds to me

  • @Bumblebee2361
    @Bumblebee2361 3 роки тому +337

    "A villain is just a victim whose story hasn't been told"
    (Looks at Android 17 and Android 18)

    • @jadenlewis1971
      @jadenlewis1971 3 роки тому

      Yoooooo😅

    • @Isokatmydydecsf
      @Isokatmydydecsf 3 роки тому +7

      I.. don't get it ?

    • @MALware7170
      @MALware7170 3 роки тому +7

      drag on ball

    • @ketchupwater06
      @ketchupwater06 3 роки тому

      oh hey it's little green

    • @Bumblebee2361
      @Bumblebee2361 3 роки тому +19

      @@Isokatmydydecsf Android 17 and Android 18 are villains from the Android saga in Dragon Ball Z, they do have a rather...dark backstory, but the reason why they are villains is just "why not?".

  • @runawaygemm5397
    @runawaygemm5397 3 роки тому +215

    That owl house one has the same energy as “poison is a magic potion that transforms people into corpses”

  • @troopersp730
    @troopersp730 3 роки тому +32

    7:05 Im really annoyed that the "GAS zone" has Switzerland in it which didn't fight in WW2

    • @gooseman9690
      @gooseman9690 2 роки тому +1

      I have some bad news for you…

  • @NotNonamelol
    @NotNonamelol 3 роки тому +14

    9:23 See, it‘s funny because Darkness is a masochist

  • @shmellon1708
    @shmellon1708 3 роки тому +486

    "Have you ever heard the story of Darth Diabetus the wide"
    Emkay: F*ck you
    Me: Evilly laughing to myself:

    • @LaydiNite
      @LaydiNite 3 роки тому +9

      I'm a fat fuck and I still maintain that fat jokes are funny if done right. That was clever. It made me laugh too.

    • @devilsANGL
      @devilsANGL 3 роки тому +1

      Idk why I care about my self

    • @aaaaaaaaa3515
      @aaaaaaaaa3515 3 роки тому +4

      It’s not a story the healthnuts will tell you

    • @decimace
      @decimace 3 роки тому +1

      @@LaydiNite same

    • @utatwt8688
      @utatwt8688 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @nuronurio
    @nuronurio 3 роки тому +284

    7:07
    Ah yes, Australia. The country in Europe that speaks German

    • @foxi13x
      @foxi13x 3 роки тому +6

      There are no kangaroos in austria

    • @Ryanthusar
      @Ryanthusar 3 роки тому +4

      @@foxi13x - Yes there is, you obviously dont visit the zoos

    • @foxi13x
      @foxi13x 3 роки тому

      @@Ryanthusar It was because people often confuse Austria with Australia

    • @felixhochsam
      @felixhochsam 3 роки тому +11

      As an Austrian this hurt so so bad

    • @gamertag6790
      @gamertag6790 3 роки тому +1

      Ah yes i live there and the weather is nice and kangoroos are cool too

  • @JustRobertCZE
    @JustRobertCZE 3 роки тому +12

    6:00 this pun is made in style of THE RAVEN from Edgar Allan Poe (we had to read it for homework last week) i never laughed harder my entire life

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Рік тому +1

      It’s a great poem my favourite in fact. I am talking about the original. ‘Tis my favourite and nothing more.’

  • @mr-pai993
    @mr-pai993 3 роки тому +15

    Everyone: Hitler did what he did because no art school
    Me: yeah no.....

  • @Akamaikai0923
    @Akamaikai0923 3 роки тому +410

    According to Robin, Australia is in the gas zone apparently.

    • @brianzz6443
      @brianzz6443 3 роки тому +3

      Checks out pretty well

    • @yourmum1074
      @yourmum1074 3 роки тому +3

      Yea, Australia not Austria apparently

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +655

    Of course it was Peter Griffin who said that, no surprise there
    Thank you Peter, very cool

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 роки тому +12

      Q: Why is your foot more special than your other body parts?
      A: Because they have their own soul.

    • @smjustinthejibanyan6328
      @smjustinthejibanyan6328 3 роки тому +6

      You mean 🅱️eter

    • @homeb0ys7515
      @homeb0ys7515 3 роки тому +1

      @@jdwmyt This seems like another one of those corny jokes that my art teacher would put on our warm up paper through out the whole week...

    • @peepc1850
      @peepc1850 3 роки тому +1

      was the very cool part a dani reference?

    • @Sleepy_Warthunder
      @Sleepy_Warthunder 3 роки тому +1

      Peter Griffin pan
      #GAYTEAM WHO'S IN

  • @sunfloweresq
    @sunfloweresq 3 роки тому +12

    0:50 Now I'm just disappointed. You're telling me that Luz could just used guns and all this whole time?

  • @Xenorion
    @Xenorion 3 роки тому +9

    10:05 Me an actual German : " Urgh! When these People lern He was from Austria ....." -.-

  • @wearenumber7870
    @wearenumber7870 3 роки тому +252

    0:44 I was seriously caught off guard because of the Owl House post

  • @stef7227
    @stef7227 3 роки тому +408

    I was today years old. that I relazied that the background music is Mr King Dice theme song

    • @Scovile
      @Scovile 3 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 роки тому +12

      OH MY GOD- HES RIGHT

    • @thelazygamer2195
      @thelazygamer2195 3 роки тому +17

      Never before have I facepalmed with the force that I just did

    • @Jonathan-oe5vz
      @Jonathan-oe5vz 3 роки тому +3

      How did you not realize until now xD

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 роки тому +8

      Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
      A: Ton.

  • @non-existent8837
    @non-existent8837 3 роки тому +5

    TOH on an emkay video! I was not expecting that.

  • @lpumpkin5459
    @lpumpkin5459 3 роки тому +2

    8:38 yeah that president was mind blowing

  • @theguy3851
    @theguy3851 3 роки тому +477

    That was the biggest anime plot twist.
    Context: 1:42

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +10

      Which one

    • @felixturner8988
      @felixturner8988 3 роки тому +7

      @@SniperOnSunday THE one

    • @thefae8678
      @thefae8678 3 роки тому +5

      We all new what was going to be said under each one of em', don't call it a plot twist unless the plot was truly surprising

    • @x1alt_f41x
      @x1alt_f41x 3 роки тому +7

      Ikr the fact they did that was really a big twist

    • @shlaak
      @shlaak 3 роки тому +4

      omg its the guy

  • @comradekatyusha
    @comradekatyusha 3 роки тому +57

    9:26 She doesn't need to pretend...

  • @millz5403
    @millz5403 3 роки тому +3

    10:00
    I know a lot of these guys from My Hero Academia, I know the stories. One was left for dead, one abused, one bullied, and I don’t remember the rest on screen because I paused.

    • @seveneleven3260
      @seveneleven3260 4 місяці тому

      shiggy was all 3 lol💀

    • @millz5403
      @millz5403 4 місяці тому

      @@seveneleven3260 damn that's rightttt

  • @lychee349
    @lychee349 3 роки тому +3

    0:48
    The Owl House! Also look at Hooty

  • @galacticrainestorm8546
    @galacticrainestorm8546 3 роки тому +32

    0:50 LMFAO I CAN SEE LUZ DOING THIS THIS IS CANON NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

    • @xrainings2664
      @xrainings2664 3 роки тому +2

      IKR

    • @jankyjinty
      @jankyjinty 3 роки тому +4

      Eda’s looking at the gun like: I don’t know what this is but i love it

    • @jankyjinty
      @jankyjinty 3 роки тому +2

      @@AlvenJozefRPapas The Owl House. I think it’s on Disney+ or Hulu

  • @maiq1218
    @maiq1218 3 роки тому +136

    when I heard "Zander from Iowa" I fuckin panicked because my name is Zander and I live in Iowa, but I realized it was from 2001 and I'm 16

    • @maiq1218
      @maiq1218 3 роки тому +8

      also ouch ;-;
      I didn't choose this name

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming 3 роки тому +5

      It's my deadname but I still have to use it for legal things cause I haven't been able to change it legally

    • @bleu8142
      @bleu8142 3 роки тому +1

      Bruv Im a Zander and panicked because I thought it was my dad but then heard from Iowa I felt relieved
      Edit: fixed the typos I was on a shit road

    • @elijah5908
      @elijah5908 3 роки тому

      @@TransGirlGaming what's your preferred name?

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming 3 роки тому +1

      @@elijah5908 Angel

  • @gabrielkwok1192
    @gabrielkwok1192 3 роки тому +4

    9:34 I laughed at this for way too long. The pfp is just spot on

  • @fefek1
    @fefek1 3 роки тому +2

    0:43 LUZ WHAT ARE U DOING HERE I DIDN'T KNOW 2 OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS COULD COLLIDE-
    TOH and a cursed comment vid.. in the SAME VIDEO!

  • @luxaskie492
    @luxaskie492 3 роки тому +74

    Call me Isaac Newton, cause I'm goin' the same way.

  • @baaaa7983
    @baaaa7983 3 роки тому +51

    2:15 if he grows a moustache, he’ll also be Yosemite Sam

    • @Fallensabre-uw7hb
      @Fallensabre-uw7hb 2 роки тому

      Just gotta grow it out a lot, give it a few years.

  • @Lemon_tea104
    @Lemon_tea104 2 роки тому +6

    9:19 cursed comments aside can we get a round of applause for that dude👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Platinum_outlaw
    @Platinum_outlaw 3 роки тому +11

    I got a cursed comment on “a really big glock”

  • @royallazuli
    @royallazuli 3 роки тому +45

    0:43 I never thought I'd see a post about The Owl House on Emkay.

  • @DanDoesStuffs
    @DanDoesStuffs 3 роки тому +52

    Anyone else here who is not phased by cursed comments anymore?

  • @kermankrill380
    @kermankrill380 3 роки тому +9

    D- did he say Australia when it said Austria?

  • @Victor_XIII
    @Victor_XIII 3 роки тому +3

    The guy in the thumbnail
    Ask him which part of his face he lost
    I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THAT 💀💀💀

  • @thotslayer7628
    @thotslayer7628 3 роки тому +27

    Robin: Dont Mind If I Do..
    Raven: *15/16 years old*
    Me: *confused screaming*

  • @zensiert5941
    @zensiert5941 3 роки тому +56

    7:05 me an Austrian: "maybe I am upside down".

    • @baguettiregretti1961
      @baguettiregretti1961 3 роки тому +4

      Nah bro u sideways

    • @Katalystic
      @Katalystic 3 роки тому +3

      @@JRL_ nah click the time stamp

    • @Katalystic
      @Katalystic 3 роки тому +2

      Oh, they deleted their comment, god forbid anyone knows of holy crusader’s silly harmless mistake of missing the context 😱

  • @hatsurrin
    @hatsurrin 3 роки тому +4

    0:43
    is that...
    *IS THAT AN OWL HOUSE MEME?!??*

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 2 роки тому +1

    Poor dude in the thumbnail, dude got straight up darth malek'd, and we don't even have the tech to give him a fake jaw.

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 3 роки тому +154

    Everyone: CHRISTOPHER ROBIN

  • @pickleair
    @pickleair 3 роки тому +26

    "Twisting his *bloody* corpse out of the top of the-"
    *a d*

  • @avithecado674
    @avithecado674 3 роки тому +3

    0:44 if you are wondering the show is the owl house on Disney

  • @taylordavison6849
    @taylordavison6849 2 роки тому +2

    6:29 Such a wasted opportunity! They failed to acknowledge that his leg went from "Heil Feetler" to "a squatstika."

  • @Ace_Of_Spades501
    @Ace_Of_Spades501 3 роки тому +40

    The My Hero Academia cursed comment, fuckin hell.💀
    Edit: my dumbass forgot to mention the Macdoesit one at 0:54 I'm finding a lot of stuff I actually watch in here, same with the Owl House one before this.

  • @edgarsvartsjo
    @edgarsvartsjo 3 роки тому +10

    That ”poor guy”
    Had no jaw
    NO
    JAW

  • @youtune7997
    @youtune7997 3 роки тому +3

    7:00 he said Australia

  • @LowIntSpecimen
    @LowIntSpecimen 3 роки тому

    "A villain is just a victim who's story hasn't been told"
    bro overhaul deadass tortured a child

  • @Noelleanderson
    @Noelleanderson 3 роки тому +31

    I drink the champagne to get rid of the Cham-pain

  • @mldthejellster3142
    @mldthejellster3142 3 роки тому +17

    0:47 *gun*

  • @Emily_jolene
    @Emily_jolene 11 місяців тому +2

    0:09 this has reminded me to go play CoD:M. Thank you

  • @may_vfx280
    @may_vfx280 3 роки тому +2

    me: roasts a kid
    everyone at the barbecue: *what*

  • @crystal_shine-b3n
    @crystal_shine-b3n 3 роки тому +32

    Robin: "The ear is where its at!"
    Me: "Nah nah nah....Its the eyeball where its at!"

  • @Resetium
    @Resetium 3 роки тому +5

    5:25 My brother named Zander says "Fuck you, and I hate that I agree with you."

  • @novastardust1869
    @novastardust1869 2 роки тому +3

    9:13 I was more taken aback by the sudden and in-character appearance of a Konosuba character

  • @oomi9030
    @oomi9030 3 роки тому +4

    10:05 I can’t wait to see Hitler’s quirk in Season 5

  • @honeyjuice219
    @honeyjuice219 3 роки тому +9

    5:41 wait! His name is Christopher Robin. Who the hell name their kid that.

  • @igur_yes.8553
    @igur_yes.8553 3 роки тому +40

    2:12 he looks like that old rusty car from ,,cars'' that was a big fan of lightning mcqueen. that who's bumper was fallng off XD

  • @MikaKnightOfFavo
    @MikaKnightOfFavo Рік тому

    the fan art is like me when my parents catch me up in the middle of the night

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 3 роки тому +3

    9:39 How would having Satan as a parent-in-law be bad in any way?

  • @SEGASister
    @SEGASister 3 роки тому +26

    0:43 OWL HOUSE! :D
    “May I introduce… human magic!”
    Oh no! [comment happens] This is now blessed.

    • @galacticrainestorm8546
      @galacticrainestorm8546 3 роки тому +4

      "Hey Belos look at this!" *cocks gun*

    • @halolord9993
      @halolord9993 3 роки тому +4

      Ayyyyy fellow fan

    • @crabyofthesea1199
      @crabyofthesea1199 3 роки тому +3

      Luz: *Loads gun with weird intent*
      Belos: "PLEASE NO I HAVE A DICTATORSHIP TO RUN"
      Luz:"I don't care"
      Belos: *horrified screaming*

    • @halolord9993
      @halolord9993 3 роки тому

      @@crabyofthesea1199 A body has been discovered

    • @joelthompson9885
      @joelthompson9885 3 роки тому +1

      If only that was a real episode (i would 100% watch)

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 роки тому +9

    10:13
    Sir/Ma'am/Person, most of the people you are looking at have killed multiple people-

    • @justarandombookworm3726
      @justarandombookworm3726 3 роки тому +1

      Who do you wanna bet has the highest kill count?

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 роки тому

      Hmmmm... Im thinking Toga. Like,she sees someone she thinks is cute, she kills them and takes their blood, thats just my opinion tho

    • @river_felix
      @river_felix 3 роки тому

      I feel like Stain has the biggest kill count out of the people here

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 роки тому

      Oop- didn't see him, but you're right

  • @OrionNebula_M42
    @OrionNebula_M42 3 роки тому +3

    10:12 GO BEYOND
    PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS ULTRAAAA
    edit: fun fact all of their stories HAVE actually been told lol even kurogiri who isnt on there

  • @ericscheit5540
    @ericscheit5540 2 роки тому

    I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS NEAHEAH-

  • @donnyshields4450
    @donnyshields4450 3 роки тому +5

    2:52 I really hope that girl is able to recover and not go blind

  • @oxycomic71
    @oxycomic71 3 роки тому +34

    3:44. Hmmmmmmm... yes... very coke

  • @wolfyg5222
    @wolfyg5222 3 роки тому +2

    0:46 a toh meme made it on here, im so happy

  • @ultimatechad8738
    @ultimatechad8738 3 роки тому

    with each episode of this i learn more and more...how weird you can be hahahaha

  • @yeet0m0squit0
    @yeet0m0squit0 3 роки тому +11

    3:02
    When you lick the bad tasting colorful stamp in your dad's desk drawer

  • @lilypaduu
    @lilypaduu 3 роки тому +14

    3:24
    as an american from a russian family, i can confirm

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 3 роки тому +1

      3:16 Oh for Jake to read this one...

    • @laneoona
      @laneoona 3 роки тому

      as an american from a russian family i can double confirm

    • @romasemenov1983
      @romasemenov1983 2 роки тому

      Oh that's why i never heared that, that's because i don't have an american in my family

  • @CairoFaustine
    @CairoFaustine 3 роки тому

    Seeing characters that uses magic and now wielding a firearm have never been so terrifying

  • @EXOTICLINT
    @EXOTICLINT 3 роки тому +1

    bruh i made it so far without laughing but the "japan before and after" made me crack

  • @coolp7493
    @coolp7493 3 роки тому +7

    4:58 eat it.

  • @felixhochsam
    @felixhochsam 3 роки тому +3

    7:06 as an Austrian the misspelling felt like a fucking warcrime

  • @SomeGuyNoOneLikes
    @SomeGuyNoOneLikes 22 дні тому

    I cannot believe that the first ToH meme I’ve seen on emkay is the best one I’ve seen

  • @queebles3183
    @queebles3183 3 роки тому +3

    10:09 you have a point, Stalin was an untold hero

  • @susgaming4001
    @susgaming4001 3 роки тому +5

    Cursed comment is probably the best r/ I have ever seen, the fact you be surprise on how people comment cursed thing creatively, its the best thing

  • @twistedsmile9071
    @twistedsmile9071 2 роки тому

    0:52 the fact that luz isn’t American but is actually Dominican American makes this even more cursed

  • @BoomBoy64
    @BoomBoy64 3 роки тому +1

    Robin's the best narrator on EmKay. 10/10

  • @sealefamily2187
    @sealefamily2187 3 роки тому +4

    That dude looks like he's straight out of a Sims 4 random genetics challenge.

  • @captainfluffles9072
    @captainfluffles9072 3 роки тому +11

    Nobody is gonna talk about how robin called Austria Australia @ 7:06 ?

  • @DarkGriif
    @DarkGriif 3 роки тому +2

    I loved that Owl House meme

  • @dway8062
    @dway8062 2 роки тому

    "Gimme my grandpa back" I can't the plants took it I also snorted a bit of it and man what did he get killed by

  • @Lusassle187
    @Lusassle187 3 роки тому +5

    2:45 Once the forensic team uses a UV light they will

  • @dinogamer7997
    @dinogamer7997 3 роки тому +15

    Bruh i was just watching one of his videos when i got the notifiction lol

    • @edgarrojas9354
      @edgarrojas9354 3 роки тому +1

      I was just texting friends then boom EmKay

    • @clue14
      @clue14 3 роки тому

      @@edgarrojas9354 i wish i had friends ;-;

    • @mysticraven3
      @mysticraven3 3 роки тому

      @@edgarrojas9354 I was just watching Twitch then boom Emkay

  • @poweroflight4967
    @poweroflight4967 3 роки тому +2

    0:48 HOOTY BE SMOKIN

  • @joghost2365
    @joghost2365 3 роки тому +2

    Christopher Robin was the guy who made Winni the Phoo and all that so it's actually an amazing name

  • @jarethcooper9877
    @jarethcooper9877 3 роки тому +5

    3:49 The eye sockets is where you SHOULD be.

  • @Mr_Zamn
    @Mr_Zamn 3 роки тому +26

    Damn this is more curse then that time I took of a dolls head and then made a circle with red and my parents grounded me and then I sacrificed my sister instead

    • @ok.17092
      @ok.17092 3 роки тому +1

      Um
      *what?*

    • @arkanova3807
      @arkanova3807 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh stop trying to get into cursed comments

    • @Mr_Zamn
      @Mr_Zamn 3 роки тому

      @@arkanova3807 did I stutter

    • @arkanova3807
      @arkanova3807 3 роки тому

      @@Mr_Zamn that makes absolutely no sense... so as I said, stop trying to get into cursed comments

  • @Zedd.y
    @Zedd.y 3 роки тому +1

    5:00 the stuff our parents think people are putting in our halloween bags

  • @commanderkruge
    @commanderkruge 2 роки тому

    The "Build a man a fire..." joke comes from a Discworld book by Terry Pratchett. I believe it's "Jingo". The original goes: "Give a man a place by the fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.".
    The Turtle Moves!

  • @freyexists.3657
    @freyexists.3657 3 роки тому +3

    6:10
    now im just wonderin how thomas paine felt, being an abolitionist that shares a first name with a slave owner-