John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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  • @addisonhancock9757
    @addisonhancock9757 6 років тому +14178

    John’s comedic style is mostly stating the obvious and speaking in an oddly formal tone and I love it

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 5 років тому +346

      dont forget the amazing annectotes

    • @jadetheshade
      @jadetheshade 5 років тому +16

      YES

    • @MightyMewtron
      @MightyMewtron 5 років тому +155

      a lot of observational stand up comedy is just that

    • @hannaht1976
      @hannaht1976 5 років тому +11

      For a second i thought i mustve commented on this in my sleep lol

    • @user-iu3ii8sq6t
      @user-iu3ii8sq6t 5 років тому +23

      Yeah he's like an even whiter Seinfeld

  • @nyanteea226
    @nyanteea226 6 років тому +13791

    john mulaney is such a wonderful, strange artifact, it's like he was frozen in the 50s and then they just unfroze him yesterday

    • @DevanLund
      @DevanLund 6 років тому +98

      Danielle Cyr Pretty sure he was raised in Chicago, since he talks about Chicago-area stuff regarding his childhood regularly.

    • @jaxxthegay3863
      @jaxxthegay3863 6 років тому +311

      He is Captain America.

    • @ramyaiyer07
      @ramyaiyer07 6 років тому +76

      Nyantee A I feel he is frozen in time but very current.. conflicting feelings

    • @bradfordbennett4275
      @bradfordbennett4275 6 років тому +249

      No, it's like he was sitting in a room on a chair eating saltines for 28 years

    • @dcarbone94
      @dcarbone94 6 років тому +90

      He’s like captain America but less punching and more sex jokes

  • @TellEveryoneRecords
    @TellEveryoneRecords 6 років тому +9743

    The line “and my condolences again to everyone” is exactly what makes John a wonderful comic.

    • @dcsmooth
      @dcsmooth 6 років тому +208

      Christopher Edmiston Just a little extra to make The joke that more special. The black truffle butter on the already delicious steak.

    • @Amy-de8hv
      @Amy-de8hv 6 років тому +87

      Every line of this is what makes him a wonderful comic

    • @AnthonyCiccotto
      @AnthonyCiccotto 6 років тому +90

      Exactly. Such a subtle line and ingeniously snuck it in perfectly.

    • @ProNorden
      @ProNorden 6 років тому +27

      Such a distinctive tone and after-taste to his comedy.
      Very pleasant.
      Does Mullaney ever vere into more substantive insights about the human condition, even obliquely ?
      e.g., His 19 yr. old fantasy vs. maturity ...and 'Old-Timey stuff'/Connecticut references maybe ...

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 6 років тому +2

      There is nothing special about that particular line, he just had to re-establish the theme (which is the joke). There are enough noteworthy jokes in there, including that one, but that line as an aside is pure formal necessity (because that part took so long to say).
      You're incredibly dumb and impressionable, like a baby shown jingling keys or something.

  • @aaaaaaa-vm1oi
    @aaaaaaa-vm1oi 4 роки тому +3008

    John is the only comedian who can speak in fonts, you cant convince me otherwise

  • @betha.ostrander4127
    @betha.ostrander4127 6 років тому +3619

    The robot skit is pure genius. "Much curvier than regular letters ..." He's the best going right now!

    • @vannymanny8667
      @vannymanny8667 5 років тому +9

      "bit"

    • @thatperson3653
      @thatperson3653 5 років тому +8

      400th like I feel accomplished for my non-accomplishment

    • @barontakedownthisguy7794
      @barontakedownthisguy7794 5 років тому +21

      Can we get a John Mulaney Riddler in batman. "RIDDLE ME THIS!!!!"

    • @zombi05
      @zombi05 5 років тому +2

      Ever since I heard him do that bit, I find it pretty damn creepy.

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 5 років тому +14

      My hubby just had to do one of those tests with the stop sign and I was cracking up because it gave it to him 4 times and he was getting so angry. Then i pulled up this Mulaney classic, and it changed his mood from upset to laughter in seconds. That's a gift I tell you.

  • @MeganVlogful
    @MeganVlogful 6 років тому +3732

    When John said “that’s such 19 year old garbage” it really resonated with me in my 19 year old soul

    • @RuthKoheifish
      @RuthKoheifish 6 років тому +81

      I felt attacked and at the same time deserving of it lol

    • @brendanrisney2449
      @brendanrisney2449 6 років тому +25

      It made me realize that 19 was an age you _COULD_ be. And I'm less than a year away! I guess I just thought you jumped from 18 to 21!

    • @ToxPhy
      @ToxPhy 6 років тому +16

      Can you save? Can you save my? Can you save my 19-year-old soul?

    • @Ari-uy5oz
      @Ari-uy5oz 6 років тому +1

      @@ToxPhy y'all called? (this username is a joke btw)

    • @mkm2828
      @mkm2828 5 років тому +4

      I remember a time when everything felt SO freakin' urgent: there's only this moment, and it will shape my entire future! Kinda miss it, but don't miss some of the ill-advised decisions I made because of it.

  • @tristankennedy9673
    @tristankennedy9673 6 років тому +3926

    That tall child is pretty funny

    • @andrewnibbi
      @andrewnibbi 6 років тому +8

      Tristan Kennedy thank you so much

    • @1970boobear
      @1970boobear 6 років тому +76

      Tristan Kennedy yeah but he looks tired 😎

    • @JoshuaWeirdo
      @JoshuaWeirdo 6 років тому +127

      That tall child needs to take it easy. He can't keep burning the candle at both ends.

    • @whitladue359
      @whitladue359 6 років тому +137

      He's not a tall child. He's a proud Asian American woman.

    • @1970boobear
      @1970boobear 6 років тому +28

      Whit Ladue LOL yes! And we will treat him with respect! 🤣

  • @yummychips_
    @yummychips_ 6 років тому +5949

    god, this guy is FIRE, such genuine humor about random stuff that isnt related to anything but the everyday

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 6 років тому +3

      Wow, the everyday, what an inventor of a new style of comedy. Such a pointless statement.

    • @annedevlin09
      @annedevlin09 5 років тому +44

      BFKC damn bud, you’re just out to bring everyone down a notch, aren’t ya??

    • @MRuby-qb9bd
      @MRuby-qb9bd 5 років тому +34

      @@TheKavuShow He's also not mean or vulgar. I'm not saying that's always a bad thing but a lot of comics use shock to get the laughs and it wears thin after a while.

    • @jhm7170
      @jhm7170 5 років тому +2

      BFKC shut the fuck up boomer

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 5 років тому +6

      AND he could perform his routine in just about any setting anywhere and get laughs. The true sign of an authentic comedian. He can work clean no problem

  • @arielle4313
    @arielle4313 6 років тому +7100

    Ok, but building a gazebo, in Connecticut, in the middle of the Civil War is about the whitest thing I’ve ever heard of. 😂

    • @morganrobinson8042
      @morganrobinson8042 6 років тому +29

      We cop to it.

    • @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty
      @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 5 років тому +50

      playing in a pool and waving at the news helicopter while hurricane Katrina jus jacked up your neighborhood was the whitest thing I ever saw.

    • @Jason918114
      @Jason918114 5 років тому +2

      @@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty - Are you being racist about black people - sarcastically and unfunny? If I was stranded on a roof without food or water, I'd wave at anyone who could possibly help me too.

    • @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty
      @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 5 років тому +53

      Jason918114 are you one of those guys that calls everybody a racist that doesn’t think like you ?
      I was referencing the white family in New Orleans just after Katrina that were playing in a swimming pool and waving at a news helicopter while everything was flooded around them. It was all over the news. quit thinking everybody is a racist, you’re the problem.

    • @gabrielvega1713
      @gabrielvega1713 5 років тому +10

      its Connecticut, its all white

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 6 років тому +2452

    "The passwords have passed, you've correctly guessed but now it's time for the robot test"

    • @honeycomb1149
      @honeycomb1149 4 роки тому +10

      *"WHAT?!"*

    • @oliviamcomer
      @oliviamcomer 4 роки тому +19

      "The passwords of past" is the line

    • @isabellaarnold4025
      @isabellaarnold4025 4 роки тому +2

      ur pfp🥺

    • @mjackstewart
      @mjackstewart 4 роки тому +5

      I’m an identity and access management engineer, and this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 6 років тому +1324

    Hader and Mulaney could just alternate hosting the show for the rest of eternity, and it would be all right.

    • @madsgilmore1786
      @madsgilmore1786 5 років тому +10

      Rick Rose YES PLEASE

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 4 роки тому +1

      @Alimah Jalloh
      He keeps tryin' to hand me that box. I'M not gonna open it! YOU open it!

    • @karend.9218
      @karend.9218 4 роки тому +3

      Rick Rose, absolutely!

  • @myotherusernameisurmom
    @myotherusernameisurmom 6 років тому +2140

    he’s what would’ve happened if they never gave steve rogers the spicy serum but the plot of the movie was otherwise the same

    • @malemanipulator
      @malemanipulator 5 років тому +59

      Damn but this is accurate

    • @josie-nv6ft
      @josie-nv6ft 5 років тому +94

      The spicy serum lol

    • @pippin8131
      @pippin8131 5 років тому +33

      this is the best comment i’ve ever seen ever

    • @mayfireblaze6839
      @mayfireblaze6839 5 років тому +7

      In a nutshell

    • @als2480
      @als2480 4 роки тому +11

      I can't get over "spicy serum"

  • @johnsonjohnson3261
    @johnsonjohnson3261 6 років тому +3940

    When you're in your 30's if you don't see your friends for 6 months it doesn't matter at all!
    So true!

    • @lurategh
      @lurategh 6 років тому +76

      Hell, even for me in my 20s. Or maybe that's just my loner tendencies.

    • @matthewhudson7883
      @matthewhudson7883 6 років тому +10

      I had ...something... of an occurrence like that once. I thought my best friend had just up and screwed me over after I bought him new tires in an emergency. I figured our friendship was over so I never called him. Turns out he got married to a psycho who was insanely jealous and overly controlling to the point where she wouldn't let him see his old friends. - He hasn't had the best of luck when it comes to relationships.

    • @ombranox
      @ombranox 6 років тому +13

      I'm in my 20's and I haven't seen my friends in 4 years.

    • @888crispin
      @888crispin 6 років тому +8

      @@ombranox woah that sounds sad

    • @theinterwebshobo
      @theinterwebshobo 6 років тому +10

      Are you being held hostage in a creepy mans basement ?? blink twice for no @@ombranox

  • @teagannam
    @teagannam 6 років тому +3876

    Like 90% of this is exactly the same as his Netflix comedy special but it's still amazing 😂

    • @MuppetMollyStarGleek
      @MuppetMollyStarGleek 6 років тому +295

      Well yeah, that's what a lot of comedian hosts do on SNL.
      I mean, comedy takes time. It's hard. This is a full bushel of hilarity. Good for him

    • @ubelperez476
      @ubelperez476 5 років тому +85

      Lol I was like wait I’ve heard this bit before from him 😂

    • @alfredotorres3697
      @alfredotorres3697 5 років тому +32

      Yeah but still made me smilie

    • @alfredotorres3697
      @alfredotorres3697 5 років тому +7

      Edit: smile

    • @laurensabino182
      @laurensabino182 5 років тому +61

      It’s what all comedians do.. especially during interviews. It can get kind of boring/weird watching an interview of someone and hearing the same rehearsed skit every time

  • @carollipton4584
    @carollipton4584 6 років тому +898

    I've been watching SNL for over 40 years. This is the ONLY monologue that ever made an impression on me. The gazebo bit was pure genius. Mulaney's timing and delivery are impeccable.

    • @mkm2828
      @mkm2828 5 років тому +46

      I know! His timing and wording are perfect, but he also has the ability not just to make everyday things funny but also notice a date on a random structure and realize that yes, they actually built a gazebo in the middle of the Civil War!

    • @edhern619
      @edhern619 5 років тому +24

      It’s because it’s not made for the monologue. It’s from his standup. It wasn’t written in a week. It’s been refined over months.

  • @heather7773
    @heather7773 6 років тому +3318

    His comedic style is getting more bitter with age, and it is glorious

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 6 років тому +6

      bergie You're cute 😊

    • @beccaantoine2116
      @beccaantoine2116 6 років тому +69

      I’ve noticed this too! It’s so funny to watch his way-to-early transformation into a bitter old man lol

    • @davidmsirois
      @davidmsirois 6 років тому +85

      B. Smith... is your tinder app not working?

    • @rjonboy7608
      @rjonboy7608 6 років тому +7

      bergie you are right. Never forget George Carlin was once a guy doing "Indian Sarge" on Merv Griffin wondering when it was gonna get fun again or that Lewis Black was once an accountant (or similar). 😎

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 років тому +1

      R Jonboy - I was looking through the replies to see if anyone mentioned George, never thought about Lewis!

  • @the8ctagon
    @the8ctagon 6 років тому +661

    This is the best SNL monologue I've ever seen. Normally the monologues feel as if they've been thrown together at the last minute, and are embarrassing to watch. Mulaney, being a writer, clearly crafted every word of this carefully, and it shows.

    • @mkm2828
      @mkm2828 5 років тому +35

      I know what you mean. Even other actors tend to have monologues that make you think, "Yeah, you're definitely more comfortable in a role of some sort." You can tell John is very comfortable being himself in front of crowds.

    • @mrbee4882
      @mrbee4882 5 років тому +36

      It’s all material from his most recent Netflix stand up special.

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 5 років тому +19

      ... very comfortable being himself in front of crows.
      Even misreading the comments on Mulaney's monologue can be funny. I misread it because one would normally say "in front of a crowd."

    • @aewener10
      @aewener10 5 років тому +7

      Kinda funny you'd say that since Mulaney wrote many monologues when he was on the show.

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe 5 років тому +3

      the monologue is usually the absolutely last thing written, which is why it usually feels rushed and bad

  • @ledagocheva1821
    @ledagocheva1821 6 років тому +597

    John is INCREDIBLE. Obviously his material, but his delivery as well - you can feel the outrage and general fed-upness with humanity, and it is glorious

  • @onemooreperson13
    @onemooreperson13 6 років тому +960

    Every time I get a captcha now, I think "Prove. Prove!!"

    • @pencil2680
      @pencil2680 4 роки тому +14

      “LOOK AT THESE CURVY LETTERS!”

    • @kerryegan3091
      @kerryegan3091 3 роки тому +5

      @@pencil2680 “Is it an E, or is it a 3?” Thats up to YE!” 😂😂

  • @JeremyPickett
    @JeremyPickett 6 років тому +291

    Every comedic beat is spot on. John Mulaney will be remembered with the greats. His timing makes me ill it is so spot on.

  • @seasalllover
    @seasalllover 6 років тому +4977

    the best. so many of these bits were taken from his kid gorgeous show and I don’t even care because it made me so happy to hear them again

    • @kimiyamk
      @kimiyamk 6 років тому +79

      I was so excited to see he had a new special and then Netflix says it's not coming until May 1st. Damn you, time...

    • @gasser5001
      @gasser5001 6 років тому +6

      bits or part of his comedy routine?

    • @jorgerios1616
      @jorgerios1616 6 років тому +10

      Huh? Which bits? I've seen it like 5 times.

    • @NEUTR0NDANCE
      @NEUTR0NDANCE 6 років тому +2

      Me too. I'm glad I get to hear them again a few weeks early

    • @anasalazar9420
      @anasalazar9420 6 років тому +13

      pinoeshair Yes! I was at Kid Gorgeous in Las Vegas. I cried.

  • @Marbies3762
    @Marbies3762 6 років тому +1358

    "Recently I was in Connecticut doing white people stuff" killed me 😂😂

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 6 років тому +5

      larshoneytoast33 There's not one word misspelled. You good bro?

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 6 років тому +1

      larshoneytoast33 oh thank god. YOU'RE A TRUE HERO.

    • @amandabell6356
      @amandabell6356 6 років тому +9

      larshoneytoast33: If you're going to correct people, at least use proper sentence structure. You look like an ass with everything you failed to capitalize. You failed at punctuation as well. I only police the grammar and spelling of those policing others' grammar and spelling. I'm still an ass, but only to people showing theirs first.

    • @amandabell6356
      @amandabell6356 6 років тому +6

      JR S. I wasn't actually attacking grammar and punctuation. I was pointing out people behaving like asses online over something that only affects the person commenting. Free speech gives everyone license to attest to their own ignorance. Maybe to me grammar and punctuation are as grave as misspelling, though not as grave as the deterioration of civil discourse. The deterioration of reading comprehension concerns me as well.

    • @jessi411
      @jessi411 6 років тому +1

      My entire life

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben 6 років тому +659

    John Mulaney is a time traveler from 1956

  • @MichaelAres
    @MichaelAres 6 років тому +237

    “.....and my condolences again to everyone.....

  • @layne721
    @layne721 6 років тому +1098

    Other comedians: I don't think I could do a bit about Captcha password things. Noone in the audience would get it.
    This tall child: Hold my sippy cup.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 5 років тому +5

      On November 20th, 2012, the /r/holdmybeer subreddit launched, allowing users to share fail videos. The subreddit has more than 333,500 subscribers.
      On April 27th, 2013, the Twitter account @HoldMyBeerGif launched, tweeting gifs from fail videos.
      *4 years later*
      mobile.twitter.com/i/moments/852161769678266368
      That was around 6 years ago, now.
      ~~~~~
      And something else to think about:
      As kids move into kindergarten and beyond, basic wordplay, exaggeration, and slapstick will all be increasingly funny. They may discover the pleasure of telling simple jokes (it's fun to be the one who knows the punchline!) *and will repeat the same jokes over and over.*
      kidshealth.org/en/parents/child-humor.html

    • @vyshnavitatta1667
      @vyshnavitatta1667 3 роки тому +1

      999th like

  • @IvyPoit
    @IvyPoit 6 років тому +558

    That tall child is killing it.

    • @ValeriaGarcia-kr6cy
      @ValeriaGarcia-kr6cy 6 років тому +10

      Ivy Collins Poitras that's just a 28 year old man trying his best

    • @katm5480
      @katm5480 6 років тому +10

      He’s just a proud Asian American woman with a bone-dry toothbrush 😫

    • @CantDraw-bq6pj
      @CantDraw-bq6pj 5 років тому +1

      But he needs to get some rest. He can't keep burning the candle at both ends

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 6 років тому +358

    Why is he so entertaining to just listen to, john is such a good storyteller

    • @eefsss4603
      @eefsss4603 6 років тому +8

      Jess Liu
      I can’t put my finger on it either. The material isn’t THAT good but he “sells” it so well and sounds like old-timey radio person.
      He also speaks very loudly but “conspiratorially” like he’s about to tell you something he knows you want to hear...
      And always wearing a suit and having “politician” hair works really well

  • @Sassy4826
    @Sassy4826 6 років тому +662

    I hadn't even heard of this guy until SNL. He is outrageously funny; his voice and the way he delivers is genius! "They built a gazebo in the MIDDLE OF THE CIVIL WAR!"

    • @TrueBlue170
      @TrueBlue170 5 років тому +4

      Neither had I! I only heard of him after someone tweeted his robot skit. He's now my favourite comedian. Of course, that kind of sucks when you live in the UK and know that he's never going to tour here. 😂

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 роки тому +7

      @@TrueBlue170 Just watch his numerous stand-up specials on Netflix. There's like 3 or 4 of them, and also a brand new special called _John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch_ which I really cant describe...you have to just seek it out for yourself. It's like...a loose parody of 1970s/1980s _Sesame Street_ and _The Electric Company_ and that sort of show...

  • @mollkell4382
    @mollkell4382 6 років тому +228

    i just can't stop watching the band members reacting to his jokes

  • @Raja1938
    @Raja1938 6 років тому +179

    I only knew John Mulaney as the writer for Bill Hader's "Stefon" character and had never seem him perform himself. Wow. I've been over stand-up comics for years, but I could watch this routine over and over.

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 5 років тому +1

      Over and over what?

    • @blarbkanopcious4243
      @blarbkanopcious4243 4 роки тому

      Again

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 роки тому

      How tf can you be "over" stand-up comedians? This experience should have shown you how ridiculous that is. Stand-Up Comedy is so ridiculously diverse and each one is so different. That's like saying you're "over" music.

  • @mariew8561
    @mariew8561 6 років тому +268

    "14 years ago I smoked cocaine before my college graduation. Now I'm afraid to get a flu shot." Brilliant.

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 5 років тому +6

      Which is one of the strangest thins for me to think about because he comes off as this super clean cut white guy.

    • @echolot
      @echolot 11 місяців тому +3

      Wasn't he on drugs during this exact time? His intervention came after the pandemic.

    • @gerben050291
      @gerben050291 9 місяців тому +2

      @@echolotyou can actually see it in this clip. He is making mouth movements the way people on cocaine do😅

  • @chaser1254
    @chaser1254 6 років тому +3144

    Id be surprised if it wasnt one of the best monologues (if not the best) this season. John delivered :)))!

    • @jusbertmeza4424
      @jusbertmeza4424 6 років тому +1

      tralfama dorian lmao!!!!

    • @The-Real-Skinny-Bob
      @The-Real-Skinny-Bob 6 років тому +6

      Nope, Louie ck was the best anyway, never mind the jerking off me too movement.

    • @glitterik
      @glitterik 6 років тому +9

      It wasn’t at all funny. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

    • @jusbertmeza4424
      @jusbertmeza4424 6 років тому +6

      Dianne Davis fr. It was awful. It made me cringe lol

    • @JeffRB
      @JeffRB 6 років тому +18

      I was just about to type the same thing that this was one of the better monolouges so far this year

  • @actontreadway1168
    @actontreadway1168 6 років тому +1041

    uh. wow. that guy owns the place.

    • @Ffejro12256
      @Ffejro12256 6 років тому +39

      Acton Treadway indeed. He rocked it.

    • @darling_danke_schoen
      @darling_danke_schoen 6 років тому +23

      He was writing alumni. He told the players what funny things to say. On SnL, that’s like royalty. Even more respect garnered from Lorne Michaels

    • @NESherv
      @NESherv 6 років тому +3

      True, but nobody is above Lorne Michaels.

    • @Publiclighthouse
      @Publiclighthouse 6 років тому +10

      He had to. He's running for "Mayor of Nothing."

  • @deaudwinthompson6670
    @deaudwinthompson6670 6 років тому +695

    As a proud Asian American Woman, I'm proud of you!!

    • @Themillen6
      @Themillen6 5 років тому +1

      Why the Asian American part? You guys are weird man. Why make it about you? Just say hahahaha this guy is funny

    • @zoie8088
      @zoie8088 5 років тому +46

      @@Themillen6 p sure it's a reference to one of John's skits

    • @freezingjazzy
      @freezingjazzy 5 років тому +29

      @@zoie8088 Don't try explaining it to him. He wouldn't understand it.

    • @thisisaperson9137
      @thisisaperson9137 5 років тому +19

      @@freezingjazzy S T R E E T S M A R T S

    • @amandaf7214
      @amandaf7214 5 років тому +5

      Themillen6 search up “John mulaney Asian American woman”

  • @ALu-nq8rf
    @ALu-nq8rf 6 років тому +152

    "Prove! Prove! Prove you're not a robot!"
    "The passwords have passed.
    You've correctly guessed.
    But now it's time for the robot test!"

    • @tm7171
      @tm7171 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like something from Alice in Wonderland

  • @joycefredkin3406
    @joycefredkin3406 6 років тому +259

    I was up in Connecticut doing white people stuff...Laugh my black ass off...always thought this dude was funny.... this really was best monologue this year.

  • @rasnac
    @rasnac 6 років тому +2229

    I don't know who this guy is, and why is he hosting SNL, but I must admit the sketches this week are really good and I suspect this dude is the reason.

    • @pearlynx
      @pearlynx 6 років тому +209

      I know what you mean, I had no idea who he was, but his monologue and delivery were extremely funny and he was great in every skit he was in.

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 6 років тому +290

      If you have Netflix go and watch his specials

    • @ryanduray1
      @ryanduray1 6 років тому +147

      rasnac John Mulaney. His Netflix specials are killer.

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 6 років тому +214

      John Mulaney is a popular stand up comedian/former writer for SNL during the Hader/Wiig/Sudekis days.

    • @broadwaymelody33
      @broadwaymelody33 6 років тому +69

      Oh man, watch his specials on Netflix. He’s absolutely hilarious

  • @maddiebeauty13
    @maddiebeauty13 6 років тому +938

    wow this asian woman is gorgeous

    • @matshbocks
      @matshbocks 6 років тому +18

      Nnyeh.... I smell a *ROBOT*

    • @YummyPancaks
      @YummyPancaks 6 років тому +41

      Really?? I thought the tall child looked terrible

    • @risingrobinprodutions
      @risingrobinprodutions 6 років тому +10

      She's... Kid Gorgeous?

    • @ananya.a.
      @ananya.a. 6 років тому +15

      THE BIGGEST PROBLEM BEING I'M NOT ASIAN AMERICAN

    • @LeAlejx
      @LeAlejx 6 років тому +10

      A really tiger mom

  • @stellastellub
    @stellastellub 6 років тому +74

    I've already seen all the bits but the way he delivers them still makes me cry of laughter.

  • @Nicole-in5od
    @Nicole-in5od 6 років тому +173

    Mulaney is the kind of man that will look better as he gets older.

  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow 6 років тому +2782

    The Gazeeeebo!

    • @AbbeyHowe
      @AbbeyHowe 6 років тому +1

      Ha!

    • @joycesagulla9729
      @joycesagulla9729 6 років тому +1

      THAT'S SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH!!!!!!

    • @karlab75
      @karlab75 6 років тому +3

      Is it attacking?

    • @erinjones8579
      @erinjones8579 6 років тому +8

      You must face the gazebo alone

    • @twospooky
      @twospooky 6 років тому

      Hello, my name's GAZEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @tdogaz4114
    @tdogaz4114 3 роки тому +24

    I love in the background all the musicians just cracking up.

  • @josephchristophercobian
    @josephchristophercobian 6 років тому +80

    “You’re in Houston on Wednesday... well then let’s not just see each other for 6 months and it doesn’t matter at all” totally fine 😂#ThatsLove

  • @diegofortes5
    @diegofortes5 3 роки тому +21

    The bit about having children and how people change aged bad and well at the same time!

  • @malloryconroy3161
    @malloryconroy3161 6 років тому +70

    I don’t think it’s possible for me to love a human more.

  • @msminmichigan
    @msminmichigan 5 років тому +187

    Normally I hate when standup comedians do part of their act at the opening of SNL (see the terrible first time Dane Cook hosted) but John is talented enough to get a pass.

  • @askmemum
    @askmemum 6 років тому +725

    Or like when...somebody plays too many...scratchy lotteries?

    • @Astoldbyrae_
      @Astoldbyrae_ 6 років тому +9

      Sam new in town was hilarious

    • @pegbutwin7189
      @pegbutwin7189 6 років тому +13

      I think of that bit whenever I watch SVU!

    • @seangreening
      @seangreening 6 років тому +33

      Or like when...somebody eats too much chocolate cake?

    • @DieGo-pu1cx
      @DieGo-pu1cx 6 років тому +13

      EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
      DICK WOLF

  • @hippopajamas
    @hippopajamas 6 років тому +229

    I wanted to complain that this was all redone content from the show he just released, and how I would have liked original content for SNL. But. I still watched the entire thing and laughed, so I don't think I'm allowed to tbh.

  • @craffaele
    @craffaele 6 років тому +81

    After 6:20 I'm convinced John Mulaney would be the ultimate Riddler or the Mad Hatter for the DCEU... come on, give this man a role in a new Batman movie!

    • @michelekerwin9611
      @michelekerwin9611 5 років тому

      Perfect

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 5 років тому

      Yes! He played Peter Porker in the Spiderman movie, so he's already got an in in the superhero industry 😂

  • @beingmerry
    @beingmerry 6 років тому +120

    This is how a opening monologue should be! Take note future SNL hosts

  • @Ffejro12256
    @Ffejro12256 6 років тому +50

    All the love for JM in the comments makes me happy. He is deserving of it cuz he rocked that monologue.

    • @Raja1938
      @Raja1938 6 років тому +1

      I only knew him as the "Stefon'" writer. Had no idea he'd be so hilarious just doing himself!

  • @weezy5614
    @weezy5614 6 років тому +82

    “Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign” “WHAT!”

  • @thejeremyobrien2537
    @thejeremyobrien2537 5 років тому +12

    Watching the musicians is my absolute favorite part. It’s the same crew every episode and their reactions are all so great and wholesome.

  • @scanovi
    @scanovi 6 років тому +100

    “No, I don’t KNOW ANYONE on the ship!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Byrvurra
    @Byrvurra 6 років тому +366

    Best monologue of the season.

  • @graciec.9803
    @graciec.9803 6 років тому +126

    K everybody: Next weekend. Port of Seattle. Formal dress required.
    *Including hats

  • @jhlove82
    @jhlove82 6 років тому +46

    He’s so talented & polished, so good

  • @onceuponablink7666
    @onceuponablink7666 5 років тому +43

    I highly recommend watching his stuff on Netflix you can see all of this stuff without it being censored cause he takes out curse words here

  • @ricktherrien8235
    @ricktherrien8235 3 роки тому +17

    “We get very dressed up including hats”
    This was gold!!

  • @faith_brown
    @faith_brown 4 роки тому +14

    The fact that he literally made a gazebo of all things into a hilarious bit, just proves what a talented comedian he is.

  • @NotTheLarryDavid
    @NotTheLarryDavid 6 років тому +160

    What a writing master.

    • @ritaryan2414
      @ritaryan2414 6 років тому

      from one who would know

    • @alwaysuseless
      @alwaysuseless 5 років тому +4

      Has someone stolen Larry David's picture and UA-cam name, or is this THE Larry David of Seinfeld fame? How can we know? How many stop signs are in this comment?

  • @gdoggo2024
    @gdoggo2024 6 років тому +165

    Don't worry, Mulaney, I've been 'running for Mayor of Nothing' my entire life. We're just conscientious people with underlying generalized anxiety. :P

  • @jrsiv4462
    @jrsiv4462 6 років тому +97

    5:57-6:55 John Mulaney as the Riddler

  • @flibnit1
    @flibnit1 6 років тому +3

    This monologue made me fall in love with John Mulaney. Practically every one was on point and hilarious and I've been browsing UA-cam for his comedy ever since. Thanks for being a gem, John.

  • @AbbeyHowe
    @AbbeyHowe 6 років тому +58

    well that robot bit is absolute gold

  • @Top10WizardReviews
    @Top10WizardReviews 6 років тому +50

    That end bit about the computer passwords/robots was great.

  • @bozojojo
    @bozojojo 6 років тому +117

    The last time I was this early John Mulvaney was John Mulaney and a writer at SNL

  • @lovingiseasy-4342
    @lovingiseasy-4342 3 роки тому +13

    I’ve listened to these bits so many times, but it never gets old! That’s the beauty of John’s comedy 😌

  • @evieb8187
    @evieb8187 5 років тому +15

    One time I was in class (mind you all the kids are a grade below me so I don’t really care) and was talking to somebody and said “ is this an E or a three” and my teacher looked at me and went “prove prove to me you’re not a robot” it was fantastic

  • @Rob25826
    @Rob25826 6 років тому +601

    He needs a shot at his own show again

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 6 років тому +14

      He'll get something. Sometimes people just need to try and be Seinfeld to remind us all that Seinfeld is/was overrated 😎

    • @liamprendergast6016
      @liamprendergast6016 6 років тому +25

      Rob Mchale check out Big Mouth

    • @georgewang2947
      @georgewang2947 6 років тому +16

      He's a funny comedian but his show was not funny

    • @NineteenEightyFive
      @NineteenEightyFive 6 років тому +16

      It was shockingly bad. I love him and could barely get through it.

    • @Rob25826
      @Rob25826 6 років тому

      Dade Murphy jah feel jah feel

  • @MelissaNgai
    @MelissaNgai 6 років тому +124

    I loved this monologue! The stand up was really funny to me! I love John Mulaney!

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 6 років тому

      Found the robot.

  • @lilybee7334
    @lilybee7334 6 років тому +80

    Hey, why isn’t this guy more famous worldwide? I’d never heard of him, but he’s really good! He deserves an audience outside of the US.

    • @realreal4140
      @realreal4140 6 років тому +9

      Bianca Lelieveld please watch his Netflix specials if you have Netflix. He’s amazing, I wish he was more popular

    • @dennoow
      @dennoow 6 років тому +1

      I know him and I'm from the Netherlands:)

    • @zebracorn9184
      @zebracorn9184 6 років тому +2

      He’s extremely popular at my school

  • @musicmartyr
    @musicmartyr 4 роки тому +12

    I love how he looks so astonishingly normal but his voice can be from an awkward, squeaky preteen to an insane clown jester to an absolute queen

  • @veem5143
    @veem5143 5 років тому +11

    I love John Mulaney because he makes the smallest things everyone's been through from time to time the most entertaining thing to hear someone talk about

  • @gabbybettan5653
    @gabbybettan5653 6 років тому +282

    I see what you did there, SNL. They corrected his name for youtube. During the live version, they said "Mulvaney".

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 6 років тому +27

      Haha, really? I wish he would have riffed on that.

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 6 років тому +10

      I swear it was going to be part of a bit, I can even see John looking sort of confused as he walked out.😁

    • @thanksfernuthin
      @thanksfernuthin 6 років тому

      You know what, Doctor? If he did I would have thought it was on purpose. Good thing he didn't.

    • @ShiftsThaGizzim
      @ShiftsThaGizzim 6 років тому +1

      I thought that's what I heard during the live airing lol. Glad someone else noticed and I wasn't just hearing things.

    • @sandydog426
      @sandydog426 6 років тому +32

      "Hey didn't this guy work for us for like, five years? What's his name again?" "...Mulvaney?" "Yeah sure that sounds right."

  • @karadavis6451
    @karadavis6451 6 років тому +74

    I usually skip the monologue but this one had me laughing so hard!!

  • @dianapevtsov
    @dianapevtsov Рік тому +3

    Best thing about being old: Hearing a stand up comic recall obscure, inconsequential moments from television that you witnessed in their original iteration.

  • @lizardpoison3752
    @lizardpoison3752 5 років тому +10

    I don't remember whether if it was in New Kid In Town or Comeback Kid but that's the same monologue and I've seen it a thousand times and still makes me crack up, I love John 😂

  • @jordansmajstrla6124
    @jordansmajstrla6124 4 роки тому +12

    "Building a gazebo during the Civil War is like doing stand up comedy now"
    This comparison aged well.

  • @bela3360
    @bela3360 5 років тому +7

    I love listening to John. He takes me on a journey in just a few minutes every time

  • @lilycollins3496
    @lilycollins3496 6 років тому +15

    John did a great job!!! One of the best monologues I've seen, I feel like a proud Aunty

  • @MechaHood
    @MechaHood 6 років тому +4544

    Hilarious but he has feminine hips tbh

    • @magicalmalu
      @magicalmalu 6 років тому +622

      thats what he's sensitive about!!!!

    • @___withAJ
      @___withAJ 6 років тому +462

      NO! THATS THE THING HES SENSITIVE ABOUT!

    • @ananya.a.
      @ananya.a. 6 років тому +228

      @@magicalmalu *NO THAT'S THE ONE THING HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT*

    • @lindseyt.1847
      @lindseyt.1847 6 років тому +167

      MechaHood are you a thirteen year old

    • @outerbird9870
      @outerbird9870 6 років тому +51

      Jackson T he was making a reference to the stand up, cause he was talking about how mean 13 year olds are

  • @conservativemike3768
    @conservativemike3768 Рік тому +6

    The last time I watched such a well-crafted monologue, it was delivered by a smooth 68 yr old Steve Martin. Mulaney is in rare company, indeed.

  • @faryalshams5523
    @faryalshams5523 3 роки тому +15

    i’ve seen john retell the same joke so many times but he kills it every time

  • @katiewagner9685
    @katiewagner9685 6 років тому +50

    John mulaney’s eyebrows give me life.

  • @mac979s1
    @mac979s1 6 років тому +71

    This was a great platform for this performer to be introduced to people like me that had no idea who he was. I find him witty and hilarious!!

    • @uzzieb9984
      @uzzieb9984 6 років тому +4

      mac979s1 his special the comeback kid is fantastic. It’s on Netflix, if you like this, I’m sure you’ll love that as well.

    • @author_tiffany_dionne
      @author_tiffany_dionne 6 років тому

      Find him on Netflix!!

    • @AdaylnTheLifeOf
      @AdaylnTheLifeOf 6 років тому

      Go watch his Netflix specials!! He's honestly the funniest comedian I've seen (probably cause he has relatable jokes and his delivery too)

  • @tejaswoman
    @tejaswoman 6 років тому +6

    One of the best monologues I've seen in the decades I've been watching the show.

  • @Wubbazt
    @Wubbazt 4 роки тому +9

    I never thought I would be saying the sentence "I love the way that guy personifies CAPTCHA tests." But here we are.

  • @kanak4198
    @kanak4198 8 місяців тому +5

    3:07 that whole line aged so wellll. he had a kid, did cocaine (a lot) and got unnecessary flu shots to get more drugs. People do change

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 6 років тому +331

    But if I walked into the ocean: would people wave?

    • @posteador
      @posteador 6 років тому +5

      I would Tyrant-Dent. I would.

    • @NevernotJames
      @NevernotJames 6 років тому +13

      The water would at least have waves.

    • @1rickopotamus
      @1rickopotamus 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheAmityElf
      @TheAmityElf 6 років тому +4

      No one's got the time anymore; too busy proving we're not robots.

    • @eppoif1
      @eppoif1 6 років тому +1

      Tyrant-Den The water certainly would.

  • @devendamji8816
    @devendamji8816 6 років тому +330

    Mulaney/Hader 2020!! #MakeAmericaSmileAgain

    • @jdaigre150
      @jdaigre150 6 років тому +5

      Deven Damji Can they win without the robot vote?

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 6 років тому +2

      I mean, I'm not *not* smiling, because things are... funny, but not ha-ha funny.

    • @jaschul
      @jaschul 6 років тому +1

      Got my vote. At least then the laughs will be deliberate. And the tears from joy.

    • @devendamji8816
      @devendamji8816 6 років тому

      Jason Schulman and the laughing won't be directed at us from other countries lol

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 6 років тому +3

      No NO MORE celebrities for potus. Lets have someone with experience and who isn't corruptible!

  • @flaviantropy
    @flaviantropy 6 років тому +514

    With musical guest... *DJ Baby Bok Choy*

  • @evieb8187
    @evieb8187 5 років тому +35

    If you don’t have the robot bit at least partially memorized then we can’t be friends

  • @joheidypino4249
    @joheidypino4249 4 роки тому +11

    The salt and pepper joke never ages. Makes me laugh everytime. Genius.

  • @Dezzylyricz
    @Dezzylyricz 6 років тому +962

    The tests are made by robots to decide if your a robot. If robots make them, can't they slove them. I need a moment,

    • @TheArchsage74
      @TheArchsage74 6 років тому +24

      No. Robots don't design the tests, number one, and you don't understand machine learning.

    • @neghiethervil5606
      @neghiethervil5606 6 років тому +13

      Someone programmed those robots to provide those tests...so...riddle solved.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 6 років тому +3

      {Motor Mafia} No, the picture tests are pre-written. The letter ones are generated.

    • @elemaire86
      @elemaire86 6 років тому +5

      {Motor Mafia} they we're created by humans but implemented and eventually blindly replicated by robots based on certain criteria. Which translates to "no" they can't solve it yet and they didn't created them.

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 6 років тому +13

      The robots don't make the test; They ADMINISTER the test.
      I really do want to walk into the ocean after writing that sentence.

  • @dylseidel5119
    @dylseidel5119 6 років тому +108

    Can John host every week

  • @boojebee
    @boojebee 4 роки тому +9

    Now anytime someone says “gazebo” my brain says “THE GAZEBO!!” In John’s voice and I have the urge to scream it

  • @ultimateranger213
    @ultimateranger213 6 років тому +25

    One of a few hosts who use a mic that they have to hold. Gotta love the standup mentality!!!

  • @markhager2216
    @markhager2216 6 років тому +21

    Him and Nick Kroll in “Oh, Hello” is still a highlight of my recent Broadway shows. It was so much fun. He’s a real talent. I don’t know that there is a sitcom vehicle available for his style of comedy. Maybe a successor to Colbert?

  • @mostly_water
    @mostly_water 6 років тому +33

    Best monologue by far.

    • @mostly_water
      @mostly_water 6 років тому +1

      Brecov Eur His was good, if you ignore his anti-Semitic Nazi comments! Who does Larry David think he is, a Jew or something?