John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
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- Опубліковано 25 лют 2022
- John Mulaney does stand-up about his intervention, breaking up with his drug dealer and the birth of his son.
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Great for John he's sober again and talking about it so candidly. What a brave Asian-American woman with feminine hips.
You can always tell a fan when you make a reference to very early routines...and other people get them right away
The youngest very tall, tired child I've ever seen!
NO! That's the thing he's sensitive about!
It makes me so happy to be here amongst my peoples
Do you have Home Alone 2, Lost in New York? I've heard it depicts eating a cheese pizza in a limo, THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY.
John Mulaney is like an old family photo. He’s the one thing we can’t replace
Why is this so beautiful
@@christinea1378 because it came from John’s special.
@ Erica Sutton - so we should dedicate a hidden room to keeping him for viewing pleasures?
Unfortunately
I see what you did there.
I love that this monologue is basically "Baby J Abridged Version"
Pretty much. Happened first though.
Werast54
This monolog will become legendary at rehab facilities.
I would never have thought that jokes about addiction could be beneficial.
Anything that can improve success is lifesaving.
I love your message but your name makes it so funny 😂
@@Meerkat5 I was born with this name. I asked my state for a license plate with "CBUTTS". Not only would they not give it to me, but they wouldn't explain why (grin).
At least you aren't Seymore
@@kingofnonation5843 I'm going to name my kids: Ophelia, Seymore, Cigarette and Richard N. Butts.
@@colinbutts252 😂 Richard N. Butts 🤣
Only John Mulaney could talk about drugs so politely
Idk.....I am pretty great at it
, I was bit scared to watch, but he was just like shiny diamond, 😁
But John may also be the guy we think of as ..oh remember that guy... Please Pray for Him. Love will intervene and Love will help him ..
@@joannajamerson35 right on
Lol no...plenty of people can do it who aren’t pathetic weak minded drug addicts.
“Baby J is back on the street!” Glad you’re back, John! We’re rooting for you!
I wonder if Baby J was his nickname growing up? It was mine, or should say is mine b/c no matter how old i get... some family members literally can't use my real name.
@@justindyer6967 that’s so cute though 😸
He's shedding that babyface, though. It's been a rough year.
Mulaney really said: "Scuse me!!!!" Until Arvin said: "Alright, fine, take a little we'd rather you do it in the house"
bro that was good
I’ma come up to him I’ma push him.
John is one of the best story tellers ever. He should be hosting The Tonight Show.
Yeah over Jimmy “I laugh at stuff that isn’t funny but make a spectacle of myself for no reason” Fallon
I feel like that would be a waste of his talents. You don't need to be such a good story teller to host a show, but you do need to be a good listener. He would be bored out of his mind interviewing celebs all day.
@@mleiblie0513 you mean Jimmy " obviously sold his soul to get where he is because he has zero talent" Fallon
@@jaygasper4853 I just saw that he wasn’t even nominated for the best talk show host for the critics choice awards
@@mleiblie0513 Ive been irritated by him since he used to ruin SNL skits. I really don't understand how he has a hugely successful comedy career.
One of the best to ever do it. Imagine someone putting such a hard topic into a primetime set for general consumption and killing it. Undeniable greatness
Please Pray for John. A new child, an inability to confront people, a soft gentle demeanor. Coping skills are not his best forte'. Love Will Help
One of the best ? ! You have to be kidding me. Talk about low standards.
@@nicholusbaker2830 always a negative voice somewhere...
@@nicholusbaker2830 😂👍 Not to mention his delivery sounds more staccato & robotic than Siri! Damn if this boy didn’t put the white in white boy!
@@melissamanda786 Saying this dude is one of the best is insulting to good comedians.
Watching this live, but DAMN props to SNL for uploading these bits within the hour! 🙌
I second this, California!
Same!! Love how it’s also live on the West Coast. We get to watch at 8:30pm
@@JusNoBS420 Nice!!
It's probably some exhausted interns...
Grateful in WA
John has always owned up to his addictions while still being comedic about it. It's good to see that even after his terrible year that he can bounce back and laugh at it a little bit.
This will go down as one of the greatest monologues in SNL history. Baby J is back!!!
Nah, it was self indulgent. Will age poorly.
@@FreddieElsom Nah it was moderate. It will age averagely
@@Pholoxo nah. It will age.
@@Jimmythehead nah, it will
@@Jimmythehead I mean you're not wrong there
I don’t know if it’s a generational thing, but I can connect to his vibe despite never using drugs. John Mulaney, you’re an American treasure and I send you so much strength.. you can do it.. stay sober and safe… we need your energy, we need you!
i think it was just the previous generations' extremely binary and shame-centered view on people with any kind of flaw. people just ended up hiding their problems until perhaps their problems ended them
As opposed to sending him strength?? Could you actually Pray for Love to intervene and Help John. His child can't, his wife can't, his friends can't..drug addiction is the most powerful way to destroy ourselves and everything and everyone we Love. But God really does intervene. I know. Personally. By God's Grace sober for decades from several addictions I have Zero power over. Ever. Sorry I'm writing this a lot tonight cuz I know God can Help and for reasons I don't understand pray works
Judge Tango?
@@avidnongetit8710 that's right! only my way works and there are no other ways ever! only use my way or go to hell! literally!
IDK. I am 47 and my 15 year old daughter also gets the importance of addressing the sad and bad side of life through laughter like only SNL allows. Many have stood on the stage and comforted us, and I am sure themselves, through shit times and circumstances.
I am glad he seems to be doing better. He looks less gaunt and more healthy. A brilliant and talented man. I want you to stick around for years John
let's hope decades lol
he looks the exact same to me
@@mitchrudolph65 I just watched one of the other skits and now I totally see the difference
@@mitchrudolph65 He's healthy, so he looks great! 💖
@@mitchrudolph65 IK, I am just saying.
Mulaney needs more hosting gigs, his SNL shows are just terrific and, dare I say, among the best these past many years
If it weren't for the addictions, I would think Lorne Micheals would hand John Mulaney the reins to this show when he retires in three years. He would be perfect to run that.
SNL shows are always hit or miss, but when Mulaney is on they all seem to take off into the stratosphere. I think he fixes all of them.
100%. The first cha cha slide skit is one of my absolute favorite SNL skits ever.
His Independent Spirit awards hosting gig was hilarious
I saw John at the first big show he did post-rehab in Boston. First night, you could tell he was nervous at first, but he absolutely killed it. The material here is pretty much a refined section of that, and somehow it's even better the second time.
Yeah I just went to one of his Ohio shows this week and most of this was part of it. Definitely just as funny the second time.
These are actually his most recent stand up bits he did live on tour recently. If you like this you should def see him live.
I was just gonna say he def used these bits on tour, funny tho
His monologues always come from his stand up specials.
@@tealmacfarlane thank you. Idk why people are making a big deal about this. It's always been his monolouge, and every other stand up comedian on this show. I honestly have a hard time watching/listening to the horse loose in a hospital bit now cause it was on every talkshow.
Please Pray for John! He's done getting clean jokes before. This is not his 1st time clean but Pray can help. God whom I call Love can Save John. Love saved me from my multiple addictions. Help him, pray for him
I will. Thank you.
Good on him for getting sober and being able to talk so candidly about it. Brave man. Brave, scrawny, little man.
He perhaps looked less scrawny, I think looked, even trifle more handsome @ 6feet
Hahahaha good one 👏
Getting sober, again. I know enough addicts to know his story rarely ends well, but gosh I hope it does for him.
He's a tall child or a proud asian tiger mom!
THIS is how you OWN your bullshit. Love John Mulaney!!! So glad he is ok.
I love John Mulaney's voice! He sounds like an old timey announcer. No one can ever sound like him.
He sounds like he could easily do a Howard Cosell impression
@@RichardX1 I think he does one...lol
John Mulaney looks like he has gotten younger. Sober looks really good on him.
He looks younger I thought as well
Good energy, it's a real relief
I thought the opposite but I just want him and all good people to be healthy and happy
How is that possible when he’s always looked like a very tall, tired child?
Really? I think he's aged five years in the last year.
Came here from watching his new Netflix special. Thought I was going crazy. I knew I’d heard it all before!
This was somehow so raw and vulnerable but also funny and delivered so smoothly. I don't know if I could talk about such an experience with his mastery!
I always like his delivery; super crisp and to the point.
No one can turn reality into pure hilarity like John.
And other comedians. That's what comedians do
I dunno, the shine has worn off for me
No one can turn being a good Catholic boy into a cocaine and booze addiction like John
…and other comedians. That’s what comedians do
maybe ten yrs ago sure
John is so much funnier when sober. Sounds completely backwards but I thought this episode was much funnier than his Halloween ep.
Absolutely!!! His Halloween show was sooooo bad I was actually relieved to know it was because he was in a terrible place w his using. Sobriety suits him much better!
Great point. Please Pray for John. I fear for him and his wife and child.. nothing is more important than a fix to us who use. John is sober again..but he fears confrontation..life sadly carries untold numbers of those.. I hope he can reach honest real sobriety but I know for me it took God and many other's prayers...
Yeah I wondered why that one wasn't as funny as usual.
Why would that be backwards?
@@b2kzangelalwayz duh
I'm not a drug addict, but as someone who has been in treatment for an eating disorder, thank you for normalizing going away to rehab/treatment and making it something to not be ashamed of.
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It's an amazing, difficult thing to show up for yourself! I'm not in rehab but in recovery for my mental health and it is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of! But I understand why it feels like it is
Really nailed this monologue in such a uniquely funny way. As a recovering meth addict myself, I found it especially hilarious.
Thank you John for normalizing addiction and going to rehab. You will likely inspire others. Bravo for adding humor to a dramatic life experience.
Yup...inspire others..but if he uses again he'll be a reason to use again..if he dies..he's another we forget about.. Please Pray for John he is powerless over this thing which wants him to Die and through everything and everyone else down it's gullet.. Love will intervene if we Ask...
@@avidnongetit8710
“Another we’ll forget about?” Chris Farley? Kurt Cobain? John Belushi? Jim Morrison? Amy Winehouse?
@@avidnongetit8710 dude stop going into comments telling people to pray. It's so weird
It is so true. Wow, being dependent on opiates for back pain for five years. I became dependent. I thank God I never went further, I got off pain medicine after spinal fusion surgery. It has been 4 years. This is so funny, and nice to hear someone be real and making light of human problems we face in life via comedy. We do recover.
@@avidnongetit8710
Were you high when you wrote this ?
"Ah, I wanna use those but I can't 'cause they could kill me...welcome to my world homie." Absolutely hilarious! I'm so glad he's doing better. Sobriety is such a huge accomplishment, he should be very proud of himself.
He's not fully sober yet.. this is 2nd x for him .the 12 steps work but hedge your bet .. pray for John.
people love him so much bc of his ability to make light of his darkest days. good for him. glad to see him in good graces after one of the most wild years i’ve ever heard one person go thru
He's already in the Five-Timers Club now. Good job Mulaney hosting the show 5 times. 👏👏👏👏
John’s 2-month rehab story is proof that comedy is tragedy plus time.
I’m a pilot, and my plane crashed so quickly I couldn’t think of any good punchlines. Maybe if I stalled in the air a little longer my jokes could’ve landed, unlike my plane.
As someone who was definitely on that plane, I agree that joke is so much funnier now than when you said it over the intercom.
@@brahimdiop5506 Yeah, the pilot really crashed and burned.
After that joke, the mic wasn't the only thing he dropped.
When I make these kind of jokes, I'm just on automatic pilot.
Ohh please
Great set!
I'm glad to hear both John and Arvin are on a better path going forward
I sincerely hope so... But never take the word of the recently sober..a year is a drop in the bucket.. Please Pray for John. Love, my name for God, will help. Just asking God to help really does Help. I don't know Why..but I know I've been carried to safety by the prayers of others more than once and more than I ever deserved
Can't even front, I cried. Glad to hear he got his life on track.
I’ve never been blown away by his stand-up, but this was pretty fantastic.
If his vibe doesn't catch you the first time, it totally can the second. And then suddenly you root for him. And then the rest is quite palatable. :-)
@@ryankramer I have to agree totally. He didn't grab me the first time--a few chuckles, but I'm a pretty easy laugh most of the time. I walked away thinking "great storyteller" and that's about it. Cut to now, when I think he's a precious natural resource. ;)
To be able to make unhappy events so freaking funny is something John does amazingly. He's such a pro and I hope to see decades more stand up from this amazing guy.
He can make just about anything seem funny.
He still speaks like how we imagine they did in the 1920's. So eloquently and honest.
@callmecatalyst I loved that bit.
He almost has a Transatlantic accent!
We???
and now a word about Chesterfield cigarettes…
@@SavvyMuhon you nailed it. That is absolutely correct.
There is no better storyteller in comedy, and you can not tell me otherwise.
Mulaney telling dad stories is something I never thought we’d get (except for Petunia).
Why did he say girlfriend I thought he had a wife? Did they get divorced?
@@jessetheplant yeah… he divorced his wife anna then got olivia munn (the gf he’s talking about) pregnant within like 5 months of dating. super fucked up bc in his specials he made it seem like he didn’t want children, but it turns out he just didn’t want children with his wife…
but, anna got to keep petunia lol
@@jeanette3915 as much as you're entitled to think that, you have to remember that we don't know what goes on behind the scenes or the specifics of these people's personal lives or situation. I think taking sides and judging people we don't know is rather parasocial; this isn't a case like Johnny and Amber where specifics were aired publicly. Changing your mind about wanting children is also valid I think.
DISH..NOW 🐕🚬
To all us addicts out there, this is some healing and hilarious stuff.
Always funny when a junkie who cheated on and abandoned his wife makes other junkies feel good, I guess.
100%
As an addict, I don't think you know what healing is
My partner is an addict former at it we still don't act but he's in recovery he taught me that comedy heals and so I'm obsessed with comedy it has helped my life
@@wiltarthebarbarian1988 I'm sorry were you there during the marriage and divorce
This is genuinely the funniest opening I’ve ever seen and I’m so glad to see him doing so much better. He’s made us laugh for years and we nerve know what happening behind the scenes, I can’t imagine how nerve racking it is to come back to the stage and anticipate the public’s reaction but he killed it
This hits a real hard place and makes the sad bits of me smile. When we had an intervention for my dad in late 2018, he definitely wasn't expecting it. It's been a hard road for him, but he's been clean for about a year now. And this humor from an addict helps me understand my dad and love him through it. Thank you to John Mulaney for being so open.
That is really beautiful Savannah, thank you for sharing. I sincerely hope your father's sobriety is still going strong, and that you are taking care of yourself as well. 😊💙
This really was one of the best monologues I’ve seen. I have some of the same characteristics, where I’m polite when I shouldn’t be. I also have struggled with addiction and am doing well. It’s nice to hear someone say it and just open up to it. I hope he stays sober.
John is an American treasure that we have the pleasure of watching unfold
this episode was so unhinged and i loved it sober john is the funniest version of himself
"Welcome to MY world, homey." Classic John Mulaney.
"Ahhhh I wanna use those but they could kill me!" "Welcome to my world homie!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck. As a recovering addict. This shit was straight gold. Everybody reading this in the same struggle. Y'ALL FUCKING GOT THIS!
Just want you to know I'm proud of you and my dad and all recovering addicts. Keep fighting the good fight! 💪
@@jessamynrising3990 godspeed to you and your dad.
I think a special thanks goes to Seth Meyers for organizing the intervention. Thanks for being a friend 💕
Not sure he organized it, we just know he was there.
Had no idea that John had a drug problem, but good on him to recover. Definitely an American legend ❤️❤️❤️
If you listen to some of his older material, he definitely talks about getting black out drunk and using drugs. He’s had this problem for quite a while, but he’s still fighting and that’s what counts!
Now that's a great comeback monologue with that great John Mulaney spin at the end.
Such a clever close: "Welcome to my world Homie." 🤺
Omg that was fucking great lmao. He's too hilarious. And his sobriety story. Happy 4him.
Thank you so much John, for being honest about your addiction. You have literally just proven true that old adage "anyone can become an addict". Most people think that Proper well educated men Never fall victim to addiction, and that is a dangerous mindset. You're also making it okay to be open and honest about your addiction. Which will give strength to more people than you'll ever know. Again, thank you my friend, and stay strong.
That baby will make it all worth it. Congrats for the work!
One of the best, most original addict stories I've ever heard
“it’s wonderful to be back in a place that’s always emphasized sobriety and mental health”
grossly underrated joke of this monologue
Great jokes. He should consider putting some of them in his new special.
This entire monologue was in his special
Dude John's goated, straight up, glad he's real with himself and his audience 🙌
Quirked up white boy is goated with the sauce you say?
@@Snake-bq3kf I would like everything about these comments to stop, please
This tall child finally looks like he’s gotten some rest.
1) I'm glad he took control over his life and health it is a one day at a time process.
2) His monologue talking about his struggles is in my opinion on the level of Richard Pryor at his best and vulnerable. Absolutely masterful.
I think I just fell a little more in love with John Mulaney. This was so brave and vulnerable and beautiful. I’m so happy for him. What a fight, warrior.
So good, as he always is.
It's redundent
@@briancannon3987 no, it's actually "redundant"
@@360.Tapestry who gives af
@@briancannon3987 I do!
He is much better at his real job at Starbucks
That punchline! 😂😂😂 so happy for him and proud of him!
“Baby J is back on the streets!” And I’m glad you are.
This is literally one of the best and funniest monologues ever
'They know Baby J is back on the streets'
🤣🤣🤣
He is such a comedic genius, he kills every time😂
Seriously impressive material for a monologue John...Baby J most certainly is back.
John did a awesome job. I believe SNL can find humor in everything. Thanks to motivating me to do my own type of humor.
Arvon is the Fezco of John’s life
John Mulaney has got to be one of the greatest hosts SNL has ever had
6 years clean here! Sobriety looks great on you, Mulaney! 💕
"Welcome to my world homie." IM LOSING MY MIND
I very much love how John Mulaney refuses to let drug addiction define who he is. *Because it doesn't.*
Hear Hear!
Yeah. Without dope, he's just another talentless punk.
@@thingfish000 if you think he makes up all his material and performs it all on drugs....god forbid you try and enter show business
Being a 2nd rate comedian does!
@@thingfish000 Your attitude is what makes it so hard for people to sober up
He did Anna dirty, but I'm happy he's back and looking healthy.
i love how this is literally the beginning of his special baby j, word for word
He's so funny. He's the comedian, former writer, actor, SNL host, husband and father. Congrats John, you're the good father.
I wish they gave him a 5 timers jacket, that would of been amazing.
Guess what just happened
@@duckonquac1719 CONAN!!!!!
😂 great episode
*have
They'll just have to order his 6-timers
Damn John Mulaney - that was really good
This is probably the 100th time watching this monologue. I really like Mulaney monologues.
That last joke took a second to process tbh, and I’ve never done a real life spit take until rn. John owes me a new hoodie
John killed it! One of my favorite monologues ever. So proud & inspired by him. I'm recently recovering from addiction myself. I'll be honest, when John was using I started to become annoyed by him 🙄🤦🏼♀️. He completely turned it all around though, better than ever, imo. So relatable for so many. Appreciate him being so candid/ sharing his situation. Can really help others 💜
Hat's off to John, I've hit 16 month's myself & I've enjoyed his comedy. Very polite. But straight to the point. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐺🤘
Congratulations on 16 months 🙌
Congratulations. Keep working it…one day at a time.
“& that is the promise of DARE” ☠️
I think it’s funny how he switches hands every time he’s pretending to be a different person.
I never took this man seriously when he talked abt his drug problems previously. I thought he was just making up jokes. So glad to see him back in these streetz and rooting for him
His monologue was very well constructed and had a real authenticity about it. I loved his baby jokes. Also, how many of us can boast having six friends to stop everything and have an intervention for someone they care about?
12! 6 in person, 6 virtual
@@tomatochemist lol funniest thing is that he'd rather have had four. he thought 12 was too many
I cant get over the "wouldn't have happened on my watch" part
Right at you. That's how it's done. In the face. Beautiful and sober and funny.
What makes me so happy is knowing he’s going on tour again which means new interview GOLD 😍
Most comedians suck when they get personal about dark and personal subjects in their stand up but John's was great.
Please Pray for John. This is his 2nd time through recovery. He may start to think getting sober again is his way to funny.. I know it isn't rational. But addiction has nothing to do with rational or personal power or attitude... It's about crossing a line before we knew there was a line and Never ever having power to stop. It's a God intervenes moment even if we don't believe in God ...
Most comedians suck when they get personal about dark and personal subjects in their stand up?
Most comedians NAIL when they get person. Richard Pryor.
What are you talking about many comedians bring up dark topics well.
What are you talking about many comedians bring up dark topics well.
this was so unnecessarily funny 😭😂😭
I wish he would host this season!!
My gods... I've read dozens of the comments and nobody has said it? Fine; I will:
The sheer amount of determination, courage, and WILL that must have taken... wow. If you didn't admire the John before (and there were many, many traits to admire), but if you DIDN'T before... I sincerely hope you're reevaluating that position. It's hard enough for most people to engage in public speaking. Harder still to stand up and own one's dirt. But imagine standing up to own one's dirt, in front of a _live, studio audience, *being broadcast worldwide*!_ Wow.
...there have been PRESIDENT that lacked that kind of courage and strength of character!
YESSS JOHN MULANEY IS BACK ON SNL! I love it when he hosts!
🎩
This was the funniest monologue.
He is the best!
His Netflix special Baby J is brilliant!!
john mulaney, my BELOVED
Bruh that text story 💀😂🤣