John Mulaney - “What’s New Pussycat?” - Full Special

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  • John Mulaney shares memories of his favorite lunch ever, what it was like to be a middle school benchwarmer and details of a recent encounter in a subway corridor.
    Original airdate: April 3, 2009
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  • @myco_chaotix
    @myco_chaotix 22 дні тому +333

    This child comedian is such a good story-teller.

    • @user-yo3wb3fr5p
      @user-yo3wb3fr5p 22 дні тому +3

      He’s a good one till this day

    • @mattgies
      @mattgies 22 дні тому +4

      I had to check, and (at the risk of ruining your joke) he was 26 when this was recorded.

    • @Rach-pj1fn
      @Rach-pj1fn 21 день тому +5

      @@mattgiesyes, however, “I’M A LITTLE BOY “

    • @tmattoneill
      @tmattoneill 19 днів тому

      although he dresses like a squeegee guy

    • @kelleyk28
      @kelleyk28 14 днів тому +1

      He looks 16.

  • @nicolewoolaston1554
    @nicolewoolaston1554 17 днів тому +81

    I can’t believe this special is 15 years old.

  • @rileychodak7124
    @rileychodak7124 23 дні тому +273

    the salt n pepper diner will be in comedy textbooks stg

    • @robertnope1993
      @robertnope1993 23 дні тому +13

      I really hope it still exists and still has the jukebox

    • @heyelliew
      @heyelliew 23 дні тому +9

      @@robertnope1993it closed in 2013, but you can still see the sign… now is the jukebox still in there!? That’s the mystery.

    • @KhalidQuesada
      @KhalidQuesada 17 днів тому

      ​@@heyelliewYes, and it's still playing What's New, Pussycat?

  • @RodeoDogLover
    @RodeoDogLover 23 дні тому +235

    The Trump bit aged really well.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 21 день тому +32

      'A hobo's idea of a millionaire', indeed.

    • @jflowj
      @jflowj 20 днів тому +3

      😂

  • @materialmirage
    @materialmirage 22 дні тому +77

    When people try to tell me that time travel is only possible into the future, I happily direct them to the Comedy Central Stand-Up channel on UA-cam.

  • @Fluoride_Jones
    @Fluoride_Jones 21 день тому +62

    Pre-suit-wearing John's underrated. I love all these bits. He's great. 😁👍

  • @BADCEEDSstudio
    @BADCEEDSstudio 21 день тому +43

    It's awesome that Comedy Central puts out these older specials every so often. Look at that young face!

  • @mgi2527
    @mgi2527 23 дні тому +159

    I think John meant to say the Salt ... and PEPPPAAA! Diner

  • @nickbuckman6765
    @nickbuckman6765 3 дні тому +5

    Man, watching these old John Mulaney bits in 2024 is surreal. 😆

  • @dojoge
    @dojoge 22 дні тому +42

    John Mulaney needs to host SNL again...

    • @travisdelee8647
      @travisdelee8647 18 днів тому +11

      They'll just think he's there for another haircut

  • @rossrobbins7707
    @rossrobbins7707 23 дні тому +100

    I've seen this a dozen times or more, yet the second this came up in my notifications I clicked on it!

  • @WanlinLi-nz2pv
    @WanlinLi-nz2pv 12 днів тому +12

    Thank you comedy central for doing the archeology work and digging up this full special for us. Salt and Pepper diner is forever a classic, this awkward confident tall child is such a good comedian huh

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy 21 день тому +60

    i don't know why people say women can't do comedy. asian women are clearly hilarious.

  • @TheMcpherson4
    @TheMcpherson4 14 днів тому +9

    At 11, already hysterical.

  • @diweshshahthakuri2672
    @diweshshahthakuri2672 22 дні тому +27

    It's weird to see him not wearing a suit.

  • @jenbb3923
    @jenbb3923 22 дні тому +25

    Trump is like what a hobo thinks a rich man is 😂😂😂

  • @Lightwait321
    @Lightwait321 22 дні тому +20

    This kid’s got potential

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 22 дні тому +11

    ❤️ Love that the Johns played the song "What's NEW Pussycat" so many times that everyone knew it WAS NOT NEW! ❤️

  • @baritony8763
    @baritony8763 23 дні тому +27

    He didn't get into his best part of Law & Order bit. The dumbfounded Ice -T as Special Units genius.

    • @denisecampbell3416
      @denisecampbell3416 22 дні тому +4

      That came a bit later in his career but yes!

    • @treverse_
      @treverse_ 14 днів тому

      You're thinking of New in Town which got uploaded a couple days after this! :D

  • @fatchants
    @fatchants 3 дні тому +3

    he's one of the most brilliantly and naturally funny people I've ever seen.

  • @moresnacksplease526
    @moresnacksplease526 22 дні тому +7

    Thumbnail follow-up, "...but it's GREAT at cocaine!" ah how can you hate on this guy, he's way too charming and polite.

  • @user-tc5pl3zw3h
    @user-tc5pl3zw3h 21 день тому +11

    I always refer to this story as "The Salt & Pepper Pussycats". It is one of the most greatest, eternally classic comedy stories I have ever heard. I listen to this every time I see it somewhere. I send it to other people. I've played it 21 times, with a different john Mulaney bit as number 8. I've got the poster, and everything. I even made my own shirt about it.
    I still laughed when I watched this one.

  • @meganh4011
    @meganh4011 21 день тому +29

    Wow they only let 15 years go by before they released it to the public for free very generous of comedy Central

    • @brendatomlinson
      @brendatomlinson 21 день тому +1

      Oh no, I’ve seen it pop up many times!

  • @jennifermarshall7582
    @jennifermarshall7582 18 днів тому +8

    Boy, he nailed it on Trump in 2009.

  • @myco_chaotix
    @myco_chaotix 22 дні тому +15

    The trump-bit aged well.

  • @aliwalid3806
    @aliwalid3806 16 днів тому +3

    He's one of my favorites...😂

  • @alexbaran3239
    @alexbaran3239 22 дні тому +3

    I've listened to The Top Part so many times but never actually seen most of the bits performed. Honestly exactly how I pictured most of them but still pretty cool to see a baby Baby J.

  • @horrorandcats
    @horrorandcats 15 днів тому +19

    Oh hey, some still-relevant Donald Trump jokes. 34 felonies babyyy

  • @MrCreed145
    @MrCreed145 22 дні тому +2

    Absolutely slayed

  • @amygerstle2037
    @amygerstle2037 5 днів тому

    I really enjoyed the whole set but especially playing What's new pussycat over and over in the diner and now i can't get it out of my head🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BritInvLvr
    @BritInvLvr 23 дні тому +5

    My friends and I put in a bunch of money into the jukebox at Shakey’s pizza and played over and over The Beatles “You Know My Name (Look Up The Number”. lol. This was back in the late 70s. I doubt if any jukebox in any country has that song in it.

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 22 дні тому +1

      Especially now when due to copyrights you can't find the Beatles on any jukebox.

    • @mattgies
      @mattgies 22 дні тому +2

      Since it's the B-side to "Let It Be", any jukebox still spinning vinyl might have it.

    • @daveubermensch
      @daveubermensch 18 днів тому

      ​@@steveconn, what are talking about? I play them on jukeboxes constantly.

    • @daveubermensch
      @daveubermensch 18 днів тому

      That Beatles song is on Touchtunes. It's on 65,000 or so jukeboxes across the US.

  • @twentyfifthdui4717
    @twentyfifthdui4717 21 день тому +4

    I totally relate to having a brain for basketball but not the body. I practiced under the basket behind the head toss up kiss off the glass reverse layups a lot and was very good at it, but at 5'9'' and a 4 inch vertical, it was never going to matter.

    • @reckingcrew2277
      @reckingcrew2277 13 днів тому

      No hate, but if you play basketball, and you can’t make that 95% of the time, that’s a problem

  • @ks20227
    @ks20227 21 день тому +3

    Still hilarious after all this time.

  • @heyelliew
    @heyelliew 21 день тому +6

    15 years have passed!?! How dare you CC for reminding me I’m old!

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 8 днів тому +1

    I knew back when this aired that this kid was going places

  • @pelletfunner6701
    @pelletfunner6701 22 дні тому +1

    Had me laughing! ❤

  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 22 дні тому +2

    Ohh he was a baby here! I didn't even know he did this😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 22 дні тому +2

    Love the end of the drag Queen bit!

  • @bonnysyk2739
    @bonnysyk2739 День тому

    I swear I have never laughed more

  • @Immortal10364
    @Immortal10364 23 дні тому +5

    LOVE FROM PUNE INDIA🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 🥰❤🙂😍😉🤝😎❤❤🥰

  • @samuelbankston2108
    @samuelbankston2108 22 дні тому +5

    Old but hilarious

  • @johnquinn4680
    @johnquinn4680 19 днів тому +4

    Definitely the best stand up comedian without a doubt

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 22 дні тому +1

    Baby J- FR!

  • @tjtampa214
    @tjtampa214 7 днів тому +1

    Really like him.

  • @dreamulator
    @dreamulator 23 дні тому +2

    I AM WORKING ON A FLIP OF TOM JONES BECAUSE OF THIS BIT

  • @annaparr9218
    @annaparr9218 16 днів тому +1

    i used to listen to the audio on spotify to go to sleep

    • @Sentient729
      @Sentient729 14 днів тому +1

      And I thought I was the only one who fell asleep to comedy audio. Lol

  • @richardlynch1094
    @richardlynch1094 16 днів тому +3

    I like this guy. Whatever happened to him? Haha #2024

  • @flavanz_
    @flavanz_ 21 день тому

    Hes some kind of a special jem fr

  • @jwelch5742
    @jwelch5742 22 дні тому +1

    John Mulaney won 3 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics - Saturday Night Live: Host: Justin Timberlake: Justin Timberlake Monologue, Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City and Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - John Mulaney: Baby J.

  • @simplenough
    @simplenough 13 днів тому +1

    I wish he went deeper on 4:15
    He took the easy way out

  • @jadenwaz9585
    @jadenwaz9585 6 днів тому

    it is crazy how well this aged

  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 23 дні тому +3

    Social commentary spot on. Logic is lovely and you've made it hilarious.

    • @vipr1142
      @vipr1142 23 дні тому

      I am a crossdresser and I am offended. How dare you, the comedian and you like this?

    • @MsBritanie73
      @MsBritanie73 23 дні тому +1

      ​@@vipr1142Bro. Thick skin if that's your God given American choice you've made. I'm fat. If I wear clothes that are 3 sizes too small, ppl are going to look and comment. Js

    • @TrueSeanja
      @TrueSeanja 22 дні тому

      You dumb is you?

  • @joshuarainn951
    @joshuarainn951 17 днів тому

    it’s missing the Ted and the 20 passenger plane part 😭😭

  • @simplenough
    @simplenough 13 днів тому

    Took them long enough to upload this. RIP Comedy Central

  • @JaxenRossisback
    @JaxenRossisback 17 днів тому

    10:47, you’re welcome.

  • @blushark8385
    @blushark8385 22 дні тому +9

    And the hobo said "in the end, I will become president of the United States"

  • @jhaimp.sullivan5618
    @jhaimp.sullivan5618 16 днів тому

    Dam..lol

  • @jreidtastic
    @jreidtastic 22 дні тому

    And, that’s how we were all spared by having Law & Order canceled. Thankfully!

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 20 днів тому +3

    Imagine if the hobo Trump bit included him being President

  • @MrWCLewis12
    @MrWCLewis12 17 днів тому

    Michael Jr told the subway joke first and better.

  • @His_Masterpiece
    @His_Masterpiece 21 день тому

    Who said it first; John or Michael Jr? 😬

  • @jelster2
    @jelster2 17 днів тому

    What in the world happened to the aspect ratio on this conversion? It's neither 16x9 nor 4x3, and somehow still has pillarboxing.

  • @jacobfisher8276
    @jacobfisher8276 23 дні тому +6

    the first joke is taken from someone else he just threw the train part

  • @aloewishus
    @aloewishus 21 годину тому

    ..comedy too

  • @camaro84rules
    @camaro84rules 3 дні тому

    It's crazy to think this little dude was doing MAAAAD drugs and probably high during this

  • @davidthomas6094
    @davidthomas6094 17 днів тому +1

    It's intriguing that there's this one young woman in the front row near center who never claps, at least after his Trump material, and didn't stand up for the pretty general ovation. Maybe she was dragged there by a companion. Can't please everyone as a comic...

  • @judithgillette144
    @judithgillette144 17 днів тому +1

    ???....... a housewife in a Far Side cartoo???????

  • @AddictiveSin
    @AddictiveSin 19 днів тому +1

    WHY IS THIS SHOWING UP IN 2024 searches???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • @fernandorosales2789
    @fernandorosales2789 18 днів тому

    Tell me you've never been to a drag show without telling me you've never been to a drag show.

  • @marthaw7664
    @marthaw7664 13 днів тому +3

    Trump is a felon now!…😂

  • @KayleeG0
    @KayleeG0 17 днів тому

    Damn young John rehab is coming 2020 do all the coke you can buddy

  • @calexprenas
    @calexprenas 20 днів тому +3

    Is the joke about drag queens offensive in 2024? Hope not because as a woman Ive long wondered the same thing about their fashion choices, esp considering that most biological women don’t even want to look like that. Seems like it’s more about embodying a particular style vs general womanhood/femininity?

    • @monkberrymoon4042
      @monkberrymoon4042 15 днів тому +1

      Oh my. It's pretty funny that we've reached a point where a woman is worried about being offensive to people whose main goal is to stereotype a group to its lowest common denominator. Kinda like if we tiptoed around Amos n' Andy......

    • @calexprenas
      @calexprenas 15 днів тому

      ⁠@@monkberrymoon4042whose main goal is to stereotype a group to its lowest common denominator? The irony in this comment is funnier than the original joke!

    • @monkberrymoon4042
      @monkberrymoon4042 15 днів тому

      @@calexprenas Uh, it's the drag queens. In fact, that was the point to the joke. I can recognize that someone is doing a mocking stereotype without believing that the stereotype is true.

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 13 днів тому

      The “joke” was offensive then. There wasn’t a joke actually, he was just pissed some bitchy gay men insulted him.

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 13 днів тому

      @@monkberrymoon40424:45 isn’t really a joke lol

  • @AddictiveSin
    @AddictiveSin 19 днів тому +1

    I want to see something NEWWWWW

  • @funnysideup819
    @funnysideup819 23 дні тому +1

    Did anyone like “everyone’s in LA”

  • @jonthephotog777
    @jonthephotog777 18 днів тому +1

    The first part of this act was stolen from another comedian.

  • @mariahelizabeth_ent
    @mariahelizabeth_ent 16 днів тому

    Yikes…

  • @LeesaDeAndrea
    @LeesaDeAndrea 22 дні тому +2

    2009. Fifteen year old video. Don't they have something more recent?

    • @jaysenyork3934
      @jaysenyork3934 22 дні тому +1

      Cocaine is a helluva drug.

    • @LeesaDeAndrea
      @LeesaDeAndrea 22 дні тому

      @@jaysenyork3934 I thought he was off the drugs since he became a dad. Has he relapsed again?

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions 21 день тому +1

      I think he's sober still

    • @brendatomlinson
      @brendatomlinson 21 день тому +1

      @@LeesaDeAndreaI sure hope he’s staying sober. I need him to stay around for many years to come!

    • @tylercarrell
      @tylercarrell 14 днів тому

      New special is on Netflix

  • @abej9790
    @abej9790 22 дні тому

    Didn't know he was a funny comedian. He definitely looks less funny on TV. I guess he became an adult.

  • @pigdestroyer-lm1sk
    @pigdestroyer-lm1sk 22 дні тому

    Wow only 12h ago and only 20000 views comedy central fell off

    • @itsKeeN
      @itsKeeN 22 дні тому

      Actually true

  • @achgrave
    @achgrave 21 день тому

    Oh it didn't aged well

  • @cam_br0wn426
    @cam_br0wn426 23 дні тому +2

    mid, punchlines aren't ready yet for a special. next time

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 23 дні тому +9

      You know this is like 15 years old, and he’s had like six successful standup specials since then and been on and written for a bunch of shows?

    • @TrueSeanja
      @TrueSeanja 22 дні тому +1

      But this one is cringe.

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 22 дні тому

    One senses Mulaney hasn't connected with an authentic emotion in his life.

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 13 днів тому

      New in Town proves you otherwise

  • @TrueSeanja
    @TrueSeanja 22 дні тому

    This has not aged well.

    • @greekboi79
      @greekboi79 22 дні тому +7

      Why not ? His Donald trump schtick is dead on

    • @TrueSeanja
      @TrueSeanja 22 дні тому

      But the DRAG part hasn’t.

    • @greekboi79
      @greekboi79 22 дні тому +3

      @@TrueSeanja yeah I’ll give you that. He’s definitely a progressive guy though. I give them a pass if there not from the community and they learn and grow

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 13 днів тому

      @@TrueSeanjathe truly ironic part is that he later played a drag queen on SNL, and the joke was that he was mean. He literally had a chance to do the opposite of what pissed him off… and he didn’t

    • @monkberrymoon4042
      @monkberrymoon4042 11 днів тому

      @@TrueSeanja What's wrong with it?

  • @AddictiveSin
    @AddictiveSin 19 днів тому +1

    Trash trash

  • @AddictiveSin
    @AddictiveSin 19 днів тому +1

    Trash

  • @WonderLady
    @WonderLady 20 днів тому +1

    Anyone else lose respect for him?

  • @wrthrash
    @wrthrash 23 дні тому

    So sad JM thinks he's a comedian, dang.

  • @donalddiem308
    @donalddiem308 8 днів тому

    Dude you’re just not funny !!!