Thank you comedy central for doing the archeology work and digging up this full special for us. Salt and Pepper diner is forever a classic, this awkward confident tall child is such a good comedian huh
I always refer to this story as "The Salt & Pepper Pussycats". It is one of the most greatest, eternally classic comedy stories I have ever heard. I listen to this every time I see it somewhere. I send it to other people. I've played it 21 times, with a different john Mulaney bit as number 8. I've got the poster, and everything. I even made my own shirt about it. I still laughed when I watched this one.
I've listened to The Top Part so many times but never actually seen most of the bits performed. Honestly exactly how I pictured most of them but still pretty cool to see a baby Baby J.
My friends and I put in a bunch of money into the jukebox at Shakey’s pizza and played over and over The Beatles “You Know My Name (Look Up The Number”. lol. This was back in the late 70s. I doubt if any jukebox in any country has that song in it.
I dearly love the Salt and Pepper Diner. And I have a hunch that it really is true. Lol _As an aside, if you haven't heard Tom Jones perform Prince's_ Purple Rain, _I encourage you to check it out._
John Mulaney won 3 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics - Saturday Night Live: Host: Justin Timberlake: Justin Timberlake Monologue, Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City and Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - John Mulaney: Baby J.
@@nr1NPCBro. Thick skin if that's your God given American choice you've made. I'm fat. If I wear clothes that are 3 sizes too small, ppl are going to look and comment. Js
It's intriguing that there's this one young woman in the front row near center who never claps, at least after his Trump material, and didn't stand up for the pretty general ovation. Maybe she was dragged there by a companion. Can't please everyone as a comic...
Is the joke about drag queens offensive in 2024? Hope not because as a woman Ive long wondered the same thing about their fashion choices, esp considering that most biological women don’t even want to look like that. Seems like it’s more about embodying a particular style vs general womanhood/femininity?
Oh my. It's pretty funny that we've reached a point where a woman is worried about being offensive to people whose main goal is to stereotype a group to its lowest common denominator. Kinda like if we tiptoed around Amos n' Andy......
@@monkberrymoon4042whose main goal is to stereotype a group to its lowest common denominator? The irony in this comment is funnier than the original joke!
@@calexprenas Uh, it's the drag queens. In fact, that was the point to the joke. I can recognize that someone is doing a mocking stereotype without believing that the stereotype is true.
This child comedian is such a good story-teller.
He’s a good one till this day
I had to check, and (at the risk of ruining your joke) he was 26 when this was recorded.
@@mattgiesyes, however, “I’M A LITTLE BOY “
although he dresses like a squeegee guy
He looks 16.
i don't know why people say women can't do comedy. asian women are clearly hilarious.
As an Asian woman, I approve this message lol
True Mulaney fan 😂
especially proud asian women! 😅
🤣🤣🤣
Tiger Mom!
6:25 to his credit “n then I’ll run for president” is definitely the natural next step for that homeless gentleman
He looks like he runs the glee club
lol this is so true
So he is the flash? Because I've never seen glee, but I know Grant Gustin was on it and he's the flash. This is Grant Gustin, no?
HELP ME WHY IS THIS ACCURATE
Boy, do I have news for you.
Pre-suit-wearing John's underrated. I love all these bits. He's great. 😁👍
Sexy for a white boy
Thank you comedy central for doing the archeology work and digging up this full special for us. Salt and Pepper diner is forever a classic, this awkward confident tall child is such a good comedian huh
the salt n pepper diner will be in comedy textbooks stg
@robertnope1993it closed in 2013, but you can still see the sign… now is the jukebox still in there!? That’s the mystery.
@@heyelliewYes, and it's still playing What's New, Pussycat?
"Comedy textbooks"? Comedians read?
@@heyelliewsome say it still plays What’s New Pussycat to this day. Even through the night..
No no. Not comedy textbooks.
CIA torture manuals.
Man, watching these old John Mulaney bits in 2024 is surreal. 😆
He’s so young
why?
@@GooseGumlizzard talking about trump pre presidency...
So happy I’m not the only one 😂
@GooseGumlizzard he's been divorced and went through rehab for his coke addiction
I think John meant to say the Salt ... and PEPPPAAA! Diner
😂 I love you
Good job smith
4:52 "ass[beep]"
Nailed the censorship there
They were beeping out the “hole” part of the word.
For some reason the “hole” part is the offensive part, it’s been like that since censorship was a thing
It's awesome that Comedy Central puts out these older specials every so often. Look at that young face!
As opposed to now with the somehow younger face😂
@michaeldillinger8723 Ahh that man and his reverse aging syndrome
I can’t believe this special is 15 years old.
i cant believe new in town is 12 years old, the special i first discovered of his.
You shouldn't call him special. He's just neuro-divergent.
You didn’t have to make me feel old, damn
I can’t believe he looks like he’s 15 years old.
When people try to tell me that time travel is only possible into the future, I happily direct them to the Comedy Central Stand-Up channel on UA-cam.
I always refer to this story as "The Salt & Pepper Pussycats". It is one of the most greatest, eternally classic comedy stories I have ever heard. I listen to this every time I see it somewhere. I send it to other people. I've played it 21 times, with a different john Mulaney bit as number 8. I've got the poster, and everything. I even made my own shirt about it.
I still laughed when I watched this one.
I've seen this a dozen times or more, yet the second this came up in my notifications I clicked on it!
At 11, already hysterical.
The Trump bit aged really well.
'A hobo's idea of a millionaire', indeed.
😂
A lot of the bits are still relevant, brilliant comedy
Trump has always been a joke.😁
@@StubbyandShifubut but but THEE ECONOMY 😢
Trump is like what a hobo thinks a rich man is 😂😂😂
The McDuck version
It's crazy to think this little dude was doing MAAAAD drugs and probably high during this
It's weird to see him not wearing a suit.
My favorite Asian American female comedian.
That’s the funniest comment cuz not everybody will get it
Wow they only let 15 years go by before they released it to the public for free very generous of comedy Central
Oh no, I’ve seen it pop up many times!
Listening to it on pandora for years
John Mulaney needs to host SNL again...
They'll just think he's there for another haircut
❤️ Love that the Johns played the song "What's NEW Pussycat" so many times that everyone knew it WAS NOT NEW! ❤️
On 10:46, What's New Pussycat Jukebox Prank
You're welcome!!!
He didn't get into his best part of Law & Order bit. The dumbfounded Ice -T as Special Units genius.
That came a bit later in his career but yes!
You're thinking of New in Town which got uploaded a couple days after this! :D
This kid’s got potential
So you haven’t seen his recent specials? Lol he went places
Thumbnail follow-up, "...but it's GREAT at cocaine!" ah how can you hate on this guy, he's way too charming and polite.
I've listened to The Top Part so many times but never actually seen most of the bits performed. Honestly exactly how I pictured most of them but still pretty cool to see a baby Baby J.
I really enjoyed the whole set but especially playing What's new pussycat over and over in the diner and now i can't get it out of my head🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he's one of the most brilliantly and naturally funny people I've ever seen.
I laughed so hard I cried. Great set.
The censoring of asshole is hilarious to me😂😂 Ass? Perfect, broadcast it. Hole? NOT ON OUR CHANNEL
Mans a national treasure! Stay healthy! 🙏🫶🏻
"Thank you, Hobo" is my new catchphrase.
I'm 99% there's a clap sign that lights up after every 3 joke
My friends and I put in a bunch of money into the jukebox at Shakey’s pizza and played over and over The Beatles “You Know My Name (Look Up The Number”. lol. This was back in the late 70s. I doubt if any jukebox in any country has that song in it.
Especially now when due to copyrights you can't find the Beatles on any jukebox.
Since it's the B-side to "Let It Be", any jukebox still spinning vinyl might have it.
@@steveconn, what are talking about? I play them on jukeboxes constantly.
That Beatles song is on Touchtunes. It's on 65,000 or so jukeboxes across the US.
Oooh that's a great song!
Boy, he nailed it on Trump in 2009.
#Trump2024
yeah because believe it or not Trump was famous before 2016 you nerd
15 years have passed!?! How dare you CC for reminding me I’m old!
One of the very few who make me literally lol just walking by myself
I dearly love the Salt and Pepper Diner. And I have a hunch that it really is true. Lol
_As an aside, if you haven't heard Tom Jones perform Prince's_ Purple Rain, _I encourage you to check it out._
I love how we all can basically quote every single bit by heart
Finally. I thought they were never going to release the video of this masterpiece.
10:47, you’re welcome.
if you know any pls recommend them but i dont know any other comedians whose stories are this grounded in reality and this ridiculous at the same time
I love this type of humor.
John Mulaney won 3 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics - Saturday Night Live: Host: Justin Timberlake: Justin Timberlake Monologue, Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City and Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - John Mulaney: Baby J.
My absolute favorite comedian
This tall child is pretty funny
it’s missing the Ted and the 20 passenger plane part 😭😭
Definitely the best stand up comedian without a doubt
Im literally in remedial math in college rght now lol im in group 2
i used to listen to the audio on spotify to go to sleep
And I thought I was the only one who fell asleep to comedy audio. Lol
oh my god i'm literally laying in bed and i'm just about to play one of his specials on spotify while falling asleep as usual😭
John is one of my top 3 favorite comedians
Oh hey, some still-relevant Donald Trump jokes. 34 felonies babyyy
He's one of my favorites...😂
Still hilarious after all this time.
I AM WORKING ON A FLIP OF TOM JONES BECAUSE OF THIS BIT
Ohh he was a baby here! I didn't even know he did this😂
Social commentary spot on. Logic is lovely and you've made it hilarious.
I am a crossdresser and I am offended. How dare you, the comedian and you like this?
@@nr1NPCBro. Thick skin if that's your God given American choice you've made. I'm fat. If I wear clothes that are 3 sizes too small, ppl are going to look and comment. Js
You dumb is you?
GET SOME REST, TALL CHILD!
John mulaney is my favorite Asian American female comedian.
damn that far side joke was crazy
2 other comics with the same premise as his opening joke: Ari Matti and Donald Glover
it is crazy how well this aged
john mulaneys childhood best friend is also named john-
The trump-bit aged well.
its so satisfying how the ENTIRE audience stands up to clap at the end. name one sitting person. thats how you know he did a good job
Really like him.
I knew back when this aired that this kid was going places
2009 was a crazy different time, John Mulaney really aged like a president
Baby J- FR!
Old but hilarious
Took them long enough to upload this. RIP Comedy Central
Absolutely slayed
3:49 the pink one so terrify
"Donald Trump is what a hobo imagines a rich guy to be" that actually aged pretty well
10:50 Salt and Pepper Diner
I wish he went deeper on 4:15
He took the easy way out
5:43 😂 this is from 20 years ago.
#Trump2024
@@meanhead1337 you have aptly named yourself.
Loved it!
It's intriguing that there's this one young woman in the front row near center who never claps, at least after his Trump material, and didn't stand up for the pretty general ovation. Maybe she was dragged there by a companion. Can't please everyone as a comic...
Man he looks like a newborn
Mulaney is the funniest Asian-American female comedian out there!
He’s talking so fast! 😂 Especially compared to Today Mulaney.
Is the joke about drag queens offensive in 2024? Hope not because as a woman Ive long wondered the same thing about their fashion choices, esp considering that most biological women don’t even want to look like that. Seems like it’s more about embodying a particular style vs general womanhood/femininity?
Oh my. It's pretty funny that we've reached a point where a woman is worried about being offensive to people whose main goal is to stereotype a group to its lowest common denominator. Kinda like if we tiptoed around Amos n' Andy......
@@monkberrymoon4042whose main goal is to stereotype a group to its lowest common denominator? The irony in this comment is funnier than the original joke!
@@calexprenas Uh, it's the drag queens. In fact, that was the point to the joke. I can recognize that someone is doing a mocking stereotype without believing that the stereotype is true.
The “joke” was offensive then. There wasn’t a joke actually, he was just pissed some bitchy gay men insulted him.
@@monkberrymoon40424:45 isn’t really a joke lol
I like this guy. Whatever happened to him? Haha #2024
Imagine if the hobo Trump bit included him being President
Lol took me a while to realize 4 and 5 is indeed NOT twelve 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love the end of the drag Queen bit!
This special aged better than his later specials. Brilliant comedy stays culturally relevant
MY GOD TOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNYYY
Had me laughing! ❤
I love this guy❤. He looks like my sister's boy❤❤ I wouldn't mind baby sitting for him 😂
The Donald Trump joke is right on point! 😂🤣
he kind of sounded like squidward for a second. or is it just me?
LOVE FROM PUNE INDIA🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 🥰❤🙂😍😉🤝😎❤❤🥰
i dont get tham i heard it like 50 times in row
Goddamn it. I came here for some post-election comfort and forgot he has a whole bit on Trump.
poor you 🥺
And, that’s how we were all spared by having Law & Order canceled. Thankfully!