70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

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  • @Spunky786
    @Spunky786 5 років тому +5392

    It feels like they were forced to hold back a lot on that monologue, I've seen them go way darker plenty of times on SNL.

    • @workingonmyself
      @workingonmyself 4 роки тому +35

      Yup

    • @gershonrozenberg5321
      @gershonrozenberg5321 4 роки тому +20

      @@workingonmyself Why is there only one reply on a 1.4K liked comment.

    • @lancinekeita4823
      @lancinekeita4823 3 роки тому +18

      @@gershonrozenberg5321 this is a valid question I'm sure we'll never get the answer to

    • @annapaytonparker9218
      @annapaytonparker9218 3 роки тому +15

      It’s because snl is basically known for crude comedy anyone that tunes in is almost “looking” for it and this is an awards show that is relatively(!) clean and formal

    • @mikeydoodle143
      @mikeydoodle143 3 місяці тому

      I notice that too. 😂

  • @jenniemeal
    @jenniemeal 4 роки тому +1937

    this audience was DRY

    • @clintw4224
      @clintw4224 3 роки тому +40

      They always are during award shows

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 3 роки тому +36

      Yes, dry as toast, dry as white toast.

    • @inroom108
      @inroom108 3 роки тому +8

      I was cracking up, like come on audience!

    • @em.5941
      @em.5941 3 роки тому +7

      They’re white they were probably trying to not act uncomfortable

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 3 роки тому +1

      The jokes were

  • @josephdoherty5403
    @josephdoherty5403 4 роки тому +3604

    In all seriousness, was this "controversial"? I thought Che and Jost killed it. It was essentially a Weekend Update set.

    • @AmericanPharaoh10
      @AmericanPharaoh10 4 роки тому +313

      It was tamer than a Weekend Update set. If it was weekend update they would've been calling people out by name

    • @robertmoffit4898
      @robertmoffit4898 4 роки тому +9

      Exactly

    • @healsyeah
      @healsyeah 4 роки тому +55

      this was controversial? was it a slow news week?

    • @laurahall5218
      @laurahall5218 3 роки тому +17

      Weekend update with cuter outfits.

    • @rattrap316
      @rattrap316 3 роки тому +27

      This was controversial? Wow...
      The punchlines were more like a flick of the fingers....
      I bet both of them were thinking we could do better...

  • @eden3116
    @eden3116 6 років тому +4411

    Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.

    • @ttamcc.4674
      @ttamcc.4674 5 років тому +5

      Ulana well when you see stupid crap being said about Jesus in a disrespectful way even I will turn against it

    • @kevinwolf2725
      @kevinwolf2725 4 роки тому +74

      @@ttamcc.4674 no way Jesus didn't fuck that prostitute he was always chillin' with

    • @miguelluna8829
      @miguelluna8829 4 роки тому +2

      Both suck balls

    • @JC-ch8lc
      @JC-ch8lc 4 роки тому +78

      TTAMC C. You think they were disrespecting Jesus in that joke? Are you stupid?

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 4 роки тому +1

      TTAMC C. Ah yes, even you says the man with an American flag as they’re banner. It’s not even you, it’s just people like you

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 3 роки тому +2379

    "Blackish is also how I've been asked to behave tonight " 😂🤣 I died

    • @cherryred2247
      @cherryred2247 3 роки тому +20

      Can't stop laughing when he said that 😂

    • @needlesinmyeyes7272
      @needlesinmyeyes7272 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah he meant behave like a troubled youth in section 8 with no dad

    • @JTG313
      @JTG313 2 роки тому +1

      @@needlesinmyeyes7272 I see you have zero black friends

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto Рік тому

      then who typed this ?

  • @audreyhiller9445
    @audreyhiller9445 4 роки тому +1440

    LOOK AT HOW TINY COLIN LOOKS The size difference isnt as apparent when they're behind the desk

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 4 роки тому +43

      He's not that much shorter than Michael?? 1-2 inches maybe??

    • @audreyhiller9445
      @audreyhiller9445 4 роки тому +30

      @@chelseab115 yeah but they look the same height/build on snl

    • @Alphabunsquad
      @Alphabunsquad 3 роки тому +9

      Audrey Hiller and Collin just looks larger in general. He looks like a skinny guy here

    • @laestrella9727
      @laestrella9727 Рік тому +1

      2 inches?? Think they're both tall.

  • @abrahamrivera6298
    @abrahamrivera6298 6 років тому +546

    At least they’re self aware that nobody watches the Emmy’s or really any other award shows anymore

  • @tenzero5274
    @tenzero5274 4 роки тому +831

    it literally wasn’t that bad people are too salty

    • @gillbray2889
      @gillbray2889 4 роки тому +51

      "wasn't that bad?!" it was amazing.

    • @rattrap316
      @rattrap316 3 роки тому +3

      I would say it is bad. Badly written.
      The gentlemen have told better jokes than these.
      I like the Filipino nurse one... But the others could probably been better....

  • @vertigoed.
    @vertigoed. 6 років тому +1574

    That Filipino nurse joke was so accurate😂

    • @kpencil859
      @kpencil859 3 роки тому +27

      Makes you wonder right?
      Im looking at you Gray's Anatomy!

    • @domingoangelolopez1166
      @domingoangelolopez1166 3 роки тому +4

      and this was before the Wuhan Virus!

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 3 роки тому +23

      @@domingoangelolopez1166 -- No such thing. I'm guessing you mean COVID-19.

    • @BoobooOreo
      @BoobooOreo 3 роки тому

      😂 couldn't agree more!!

    • @BoobooOreo
      @BoobooOreo 3 роки тому

      @No middle Ground 🙃 To Marielle's comment

  • @jasonolson8543
    @jasonolson8543 6 років тому +898

    I thought I was watching a Saturday Night skit making fun of the Emmys. Turns out it was the Actual Emmys.

    • @extraelephant3129
      @extraelephant3129 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @clifftonanderson4984
      @clifftonanderson4984 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @LordIstar
      @LordIstar 2 роки тому

      It’s good to put down the crack pipe every once in a while. Let the few neurons you have left a chance to rest a little.

    • @oobrocks
      @oobrocks 2 роки тому

      U prove "dying is easy but comedy is hard"

    • @jasonolson8543
      @jasonolson8543 2 роки тому +1

      @@LordIstar Sounds like you speaking from experience. I'll take your word for it. Good luck with your addiction.

  • @avneet9614
    @avneet9614 4 роки тому +855

    Why are there so many dislikes. I thought they were absolutely hilarious.

    • @Emy53
      @Emy53 3 роки тому +35

      You have to be an SNL fan to understand their jokes.

    • @howdier0362
      @howdier0362 3 роки тому +10

      @@Emy53 huh? at what point do they reference SNL?

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 3 роки тому +27

      @@Emy53 what does that mean? A joke is a joke.

    • @freedom584
      @freedom584 3 роки тому +1

      I love the duo! It's what you call smart comedy.

    • @Jayzone702
      @Jayzone702 3 роки тому +10

      People will get offended by literally anything

  • @edunbothered3328
    @edunbothered3328 4 роки тому +410

    y'all are so soft this monologue was really damn good

  • @birdiespeaks8538
    @birdiespeaks8538 5 років тому +459

    You can hear Anthony Anderson’s laugh during “its what black people call history” 😂 I thought this monologue was great 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @charlesnorman1671
    @charlesnorman1671 2 роки тому +300

    I think they did an excellent job and I hope they do more award shows

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 роки тому +4

      Totally. They write and tell jokes for a living. Let the skill set match the task.

  • @wenozurc2433
    @wenozurc2433 4 роки тому +525

    6:15 Salute to Filipino nurse frontliners

    • @gwapakaayobabe
      @gwapakaayobabe 4 роки тому +7

      I agree! Salute as they are all over the world - the latest to thank them is Iceland.

    • @dreamingofclare
      @dreamingofclare 4 роки тому

      Could you explain what that meant?

    • @vovozacodmobile3659
      @vovozacodmobile3659 4 роки тому +1

      @@dreamingofclare a significant No. Of nurses in the US main Cities and in UK are from The Philippines or Philippine Descend.....

    • @noahacha459
      @noahacha459 3 роки тому +3

      Michael Che is spot on with the Filipino Nurse hehe

    • @domingoangelolopez1166
      @domingoangelolopez1166 3 роки тому +8

      @@dreamingofclare I'm an ER fan, and in all their seasons, NOT once did they have a Filipino nurse in the cast, not even an extra! The show is based in Chicago where Filipino nurses abound. Minus points for authenticity

  • @Extreemebean
    @Extreemebean 4 роки тому +231

    They both look like right before they went on someone said “hey don’t think about your hands”

    • @repleeca
      @repleeca 3 роки тому +4

      oh yeah I noticed that too, maybe it's because they're used to doing the weekend update while sitting at a desk?

  • @jakeMontejo3272
    @jakeMontejo3272 4 роки тому +213

    The Filipino nurse joke was hysterical. And soo true. Wtf Hollywood!

  • @clixbrigidxterx
    @clixbrigidxterx 6 років тому +222

    Hooray to all hardworking Filipino nurses by the way.

  • @mayanotmya_5818
    @mayanotmya_5818 6 років тому +452

    “It’s Roots for white women” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @RapidObsessor
    @RapidObsessor 5 років тому +2236

    shout out to all the white people in the comments that are suddenly realizing what jokes at your expense feel like and thinking that's the peak impact of racism.

    • @sergeantbear
      @sergeantbear 4 роки тому +13

      @Catnip - I feel like in the right context, theres a difference between dark humor and racism. But thats just my views

    • @sergeantbear
      @sergeantbear 4 роки тому +3

      @Catnip - plus, those jokes are pretty much reserved for Che to use anyways

    • @jakewaddell2067
      @jakewaddell2067 4 роки тому +34

      as a white person, i think they are funny af

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 4 роки тому +8

      LOVE this comment!

    • @irishgirl1915
      @irishgirl1915 3 роки тому +2

      Racist

  • @under3089
    @under3089 4 роки тому +253

    Why so many dislikes it wasn’t even unfunny?? Oh wait... I forgot racist white people existed for a second my bad

    • @tejasvatisingh4603
      @tejasvatisingh4603 3 роки тому +2

      Wish I could like this comment more than once. I really enjoyed their opening monologue!!

  • @domingoangelolopez1166
    @domingoangelolopez1166 3 роки тому +129

    At 6:18, they finally said what I've complained about E.R. decades ago - NO FILIPINO NURSES IN THAT SHOW, EVER! And I was a huge E.R. fan from the start, and I waited for that shot of authenticity. Now I'm a bigger fan oh Colin and Michael. You guys are awesome.

    • @edrianbobbycalabio1
      @edrianbobbycalabio1 Рік тому

      Right! That is a slap to the producers. They’re so oblivious to realize that US healthcare heavily relies on Filipinx nurses.

  • @nikkos34
    @nikkos34 6 років тому +880

    Ok so they did a weekend update on a monday night....

    • @INB4Gaming
      @INB4Gaming 6 років тому +23

      I mean, yea... They're Jost and Che. What did you expect? That's their whole gimmick rn. Of course, they're gonna do their stand-up like from the show. They're on NBC. Surprise, Surprise. :/

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 6 років тому +16

      Except weekend update usually has a few laughs.

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 6 років тому +1

      nikkos34 But that was hardly like Weekend Update at all.

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 6 років тому +2

      OMGWTFLOL I
      They seemed pretty nervous. This was a big deal for them.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 6 років тому +7

      Which is exactly what I wanted to see. Can't get enough of those two.

  • @slimandces3083
    @slimandces3083 6 років тому +264

    It was hilarious. I'm a weekend update fan.

  • @miscellaneousstuff8362
    @miscellaneousstuff8362 6 років тому +272

    monologue a long speech by one actor in a play or film, a conversation between two or more people is dialogue

    • @Phantom-ts7pr
      @Phantom-ts7pr 6 років тому +2

      Miscellaneous Stuff monologues is speech perf. by one person

    • @chernobyldocumentaries5257
      @chernobyldocumentaries5257 6 років тому +2

      Ruben Garcia it was ok’ no different from other Emmies

    • @monkeypimp614
      @monkeypimp614 6 років тому +2

      I see you everywhere.

    • @dreaded_joe8263
      @dreaded_joe8263 6 років тому

      But you see if they had only a white person up there giving the monologue, they would be called racist. So they had to balance it out

  • @robertfarr9186
    @robertfarr9186 3 роки тому +54

    Black guy walking in then right out of cheers would have been an interesting running gag on the show

  • @nilogeronimo2338
    @nilogeronimo2338 4 роки тому +55

    It comes as no surprise, The Philippines is the largest exporter of nurses in the world - out of the 11.8 million Overseas Filipino Workers (OFWs), more than 25% commit their lives to caring for others. Filipino nurses became popular because of the way they work.... They not only are good at work but also are passionate, charismatic and caring above all.

  • @MarieDipiero
    @MarieDipiero 2 роки тому +100

    Chrissy Teigen desperately trying not to create another meme. Also this monologue was so funny. Should have received way more laughs. 😂😂😂

  • @defiantj975
    @defiantj975 6 років тому +729

    The emmys were this week? Oh well, who cares.

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 6 років тому +13

      You mean you don’t care to watch a bunch of extremely wealthy celebrities patting themselves on the back while grandstanding? Whodathunkit.

    • @janksamillion
      @janksamillion 6 років тому +3

      Rick and Morty is the only newsworthy part of this year imo

    • @whatson389
      @whatson389 6 років тому

      Yeah, it was extremely boring.

    • @AnotherInternetBlip
      @AnotherInternetBlip 3 роки тому +1

      Enough to comment on it, apparently.

  • @jebby16
    @jebby16 6 років тому +291

    I missed the Emmy's last night...
    I'm totally ok with that. 😁

    • @arain764niara
      @arain764niara 6 років тому

      Huh i thought it was last week

    • @jebby16
      @jebby16 6 років тому

      arain764niara You're probably right.🤔

  • @user-ce5cd1kw1y
    @user-ce5cd1kw1y 3 роки тому +66

    when it cut from Che and Jost to Aidy Bryant it rly warmed my heart idk why

  • @PabloEskobar_Official
    @PabloEskobar_Official 4 роки тому +98

    Truly the golden boys of comedy

  • @Xtheearthchildx
    @Xtheearthchildx 6 років тому +780

    Diversity/trump. Literally that’s all Hollywood seems to find funny anymore

  • @christianhuezo
    @christianhuezo 6 років тому +1417

    Lmao I didn’t even know the Emmys happened. Hollywood is so irrelevant

    • @blt4life112
      @blt4life112 6 років тому +49

      Hollywood is so irrelevant that everyone can't stop talking about them today. 🍿

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies 6 років тому

      Ikr

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies 6 років тому +22

      @@blt4life112 who's talking about hollywood?

    • @LaFabrizia1983
      @LaFabrizia1983 6 років тому +19

      This is why you are here and this video is #4 trending

    • @Sonofdathomir1948
      @Sonofdathomir1948 6 років тому +36

      Bri Brizia UA-cam hand picks the trending videos😂😂😂😂you actually think people wanted to see this haha

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy 6 років тому +420

    This does not deserve to be on trending.

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 6 років тому +7

      Then stop comment you idiot! Hahaha

    • @motorhead4870
      @motorhead4870 6 років тому +10

      Trending isn’t really trending, it’s just a handpicked list of libtard crap 💩

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 6 років тому +1

      Motörhead until it’s Cuntservicrap then it’s all of a sudden it’s “UA-cam is finally trending what I like so I agree they’re credible again” get the fuck outta here!

    • @Venombot21
      @Venombot21 6 років тому +6

      youtube never puts conservative stuff on trending, and even if they did i still wouldn't give a shit, youtube is still run by liberals that oppose freedom of speech

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 6 років тому +1

      Venombot The Amazing Degenerate Haha that’s not what y’all were saying when Fox News and Alex Jones were trending a few weeks back! And you can stop stereotyping people with “liberal” because it’s not an insult to like freedom. This is America not Iran. I bet that’s what you do with certain people and their race, make blanket statements and stereotypes about them but please! Keep telling us how y’all ain’t racist lol

  • @berrydoodles
    @berrydoodles 3 роки тому +32

    I love how they showed Milo from this is us and then Alexis from handmaids tale. (Rory + Jess = forever ❤️)

  • @claire-st1yt
    @claire-st1yt 4 роки тому +46

    this is so weird seeing them stand awkwardly with their hands ahahah i love them

  • @streetwisehercules9956
    @streetwisehercules9956 6 років тому +318

    So Hollywood must now always bring up race and sex, then proceed to show a skit that's sexist & racist towards white men but loses its mind if a comedy skit mocks anyone else. Getting old, no wonder the ratings are genuinely tanking

    • @benblexbenblex
      @benblexbenblex 6 років тому +2

      Boo hoo white person

    • @davidekakitie2646
      @davidekakitie2646 6 років тому +1

      they talked about the fact that white nationalist were the only one defending rosanne (fact) nothing rasict about that. they talked about the fact that trump cant admit that nazi's aren't bad, they talked about how white make superfluous police calls on black people, they talked about how the hollywood has so many sexual assualts cases, and how a black guy would not enjoy being in a all white bar. Nothing rasicts here. Street Wise Hercules, the reason race and politics is involved in everything is because trump made that the new thing. he so comedic about things that are serious, so people think it would be a good idea to use that for comedy. Lisa Weaver, funny that your obviously a trumper who tries to ignore that the far right is very rasict.

    • @kyrieirving2436
      @kyrieirving2436 6 років тому +12

      Lisa Weaver See we need more people like you in the world. I don’t get why black people can get away bashing whites, but if it’s the other way around it’d be over the news for over a week. These shitty so called “jokes” they said were unnecessary, as this is a award show where we all appreciate each other’s talents and skill.

    • @americanultranationalist8581
      @americanultranationalist8581 6 років тому +1

      benblexbenblex Boo hoo black people getting shot by cops

    • @74kross
      @74kross 6 років тому +4

      david the victim mentality, dont blame your failed life on whitey soy boy.

  • @Desbienvenido
    @Desbienvenido 3 роки тому +48

    You know, this wasn’t bad at all. I did think it was bad when it first came out, but I think we all had high expectations for these two awesome comedians.

  • @marcellag.1981
    @marcellag.1981 3 роки тому +51

    the Atlanta jokes were PERFECT and Brian Tyree Henry reactions were amazing

  • @bangwi
    @bangwi 6 років тому +16

    its true about the lack of filipinos in medical dramas. In major cities 50% of employees at a hospital are filipinos but shows rarely have a character. I looked up a cast of a medical show when it first aired and there was one filipina actor. When I check who she was playing it was a Korean doctor.

  • @abdulbasit9435
    @abdulbasit9435 4 роки тому +191

    I loved this monologue. Jost and Che are amazing

  • @mayanotmya_5818
    @mayanotmya_5818 6 років тому +64

    I know y’all saw Chrissy at 4:59 😂

  • @sumared
    @sumared 5 років тому +150

    Colin and Michael are comedy geniuses 😂👏🏽

  • @kanikagaral7637
    @kanikagaral7637 3 роки тому +77

    They were funny and can do more damage they held back a lot anyone seen their weekend update segment on snl knows this.

  • @alsmyth5251
    @alsmyth5251 6 років тому +140

    Lol Chrissy Teigen ducking in her seat at 5:00 😂😂

  • @David-bc4hh
    @David-bc4hh 6 років тому +495

    UA-cam trending should be called UA-cam "selects"

    • @don3465
      @don3465 6 років тому

      No! It's the algorithm! Derp

    • @don3465
      @don3465 6 років тому

      @Ultimate musical what?

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 6 років тому +3

      David Alcaraz OR "TYRAANT TUBES FORCED PROGRAMMING"

    • @RedTopProductions
      @RedTopProductions 6 років тому +2

      UA-cam 'Staff Picks' I call it... you know, like the Staff Picks section at the video rental stores? (Sorry young millennials, video rental stores are a fun lost vestige you'll probably never experience)

    • @acex222
      @acex222 6 років тому +2

      I mean, you clicked the video... There's a reason it's trending

  • @MagicalBacon
    @MagicalBacon 6 років тому +369

    Wait, what part was I supposed to laugh at?

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 6 років тому +1

      It was awful

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      @seia_souslapluie 6 років тому +1

      here's a message to you Nin
      ua-cam.com/video/ByC8sRdL-Ro/v-deo.html

    • @dreepy6906
      @dreepy6906 6 років тому

      +Entrusting I'vе spent *4 days, 4 hOurs 𝛂nd 37 m𝔦nutes* On UA-cam s𝒊nc𝗲 24.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: cawf.viewr.stream

    • @SelfAwareEmo
      @SelfAwareEmo 6 років тому +1

      I feel like you're holding back.

    • @trstnbtch
      @trstnbtch 6 років тому

      Haha your question to this is much funnier 😃

  • @carlamaesalangsang7462
    @carlamaesalangsang7462 6 років тому +53

    15 seasons of ER without a Filipino 👩‍⚕️ nurse ...

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 6 років тому +34

    The best joke was the one about them having hundreds of viewers at home.

  • @lindseysquire8417
    @lindseysquire8417 3 роки тому +48

    I would die for those two. This was so good.

  • @chedrickg
    @chedrickg 6 років тому +283

    that was painful to watch.

    • @jmg9171
      @jmg9171 6 років тому +7

      Chedrick Griffin, The Jesus/white republican joke was just offensive and unnecessary

    • @barbarapaton4005
      @barbarapaton4005 6 років тому +1

      I agree!!!!

    • @CraftedKingdom
      @CraftedKingdom 6 років тому +1

      REAL NEWS thank you. That joke wasn’t funny.

    • @leecrumpler77
      @leecrumpler77 6 років тому

      REAL NEWS are you a Christian republican?

  • @moonlapse_vertigo
    @moonlapse_vertigo 6 років тому +42

    "Who haven't been caught yet"
    Your days are numbered, Hollywood.

  • @T2a585
    @T2a585 6 років тому +134

    who tf are these guys

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 6 років тому +5

      SNL hosts

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 6 років тому +13

      Unfunny men

    • @SugarBunsHuns
      @SugarBunsHuns 6 років тому +2

      "Comedians"

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 6 років тому +4

      hollywood puppets

    • @ImprovSpeech
      @ImprovSpeech 6 років тому

      +Tom l I'v𝗲 spent *3 d𝛂ys, 9 hоurs and 47 m1nut𝐞s* оn YOuTube s𝒊nc𝗲 28.6.2018! Ch𝗲ck your stаts: fkpo.viewr.stream

  • @melaton1n933
    @melaton1n933 5 років тому +116

    Michael and Colin are so talented it pains me to watch this...

  • @stevenkhosh4301
    @stevenkhosh4301 6 років тому +60

    Bet. There were twice as many dislikes but youtube removed them all. Also, this is only trending because of how political it is

  • @maximumoccupancy
    @maximumoccupancy 6 років тому +1113

    It's not that this was a bad monologue... It's just that they played it like it was weekend update on SNL rather than a more ceremonious occasion.

    • @octo.lina69
      @octo.lina69 6 років тому +5

      True

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy 6 років тому +30

      John Laodicean
      No, the jokes were funny, but they certainly hit all of the wrong notes for this crowd and event.

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy 6 років тому +14

      John Laodicean
      Would you tell the funniest joke you know at a funeral? Probably not. The joke is still funny, it just might not be the proper place for others to be hearing the joke.

    • @MyOldNameWasTaken
      @MyOldNameWasTaken 6 років тому +10

      At this point I think snl is more prestigious than the fucking lame ass emmys

    • @drunkdrywaller5441
      @drunkdrywaller5441 6 років тому +16

      The Fidget Spinner Movie You're kidding, right? Americans are tired of hearing about politics. Especially when it's coming from Hollywood shills who are awarding other Hollywood shills.

  • @nyhuynh2368
    @nyhuynh2368 6 років тому +18

    ....... how is it trending at #3??? It literally has less than a million views.

  • @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309
    @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309 3 роки тому +13

    I don’t like how Che was extremely made to hold back… he’s mad funny as himself but they really changed how funny this could have been if he got to write his own monologue smh

  • @Karapar
    @Karapar 6 років тому +53

    RIP Hollywood. I've have, and will continue to enjoy your slow, painful downfall.

    • @jonnymmac
      @jonnymmac 6 років тому

      Almost sad seeing these sycophants eat eachother.

  • @matthewshortle5274
    @matthewshortle5274 6 років тому +432

    That monologue is as funny as Amy Schumer's comedy.

    • @trueboss9265
      @trueboss9265 6 років тому +11

      Matthew Shortle , who's Amy schumer?

    • @dam4070
      @dam4070 6 років тому +37

      @@trueboss9265 You're better off not knowing.

    • @Kyotosomo
      @Kyotosomo 6 років тому +18

      MAH VAGINER

    • @shamsunder9597
      @shamsunder9597 6 років тому +2

      Thanks fam. 😂didn't watch

    • @MrHammerman97
      @MrHammerman97 6 років тому +2

      Your comment was better that both of those.

  • @giovanealves4320
    @giovanealves4320 6 років тому +669

    ow, that was hard to watch

  • @natanyageorge1461
    @natanyageorge1461 4 роки тому +27

    Loved their monologue, was laughing throughout it.

  • @andrewl.9736
    @andrewl.9736 6 років тому +662

    Those diversity jokes were about as exciting as my mom's 2002 Honda Oddessey.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 6 років тому +1

      Terrible

    • @LowlightTonight
      @LowlightTonight 6 років тому +24

      This one cut deep because I drive a 2002 Honda Oddessey

    • @MatthewDzubak
      @MatthewDzubak 6 років тому +6

      its ok cause i have a 2000 honda oddessey

    • @oliviamarie9882
      @oliviamarie9882 6 років тому

      😂😂

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 3 роки тому +3

      Whereas your joke is the Rolls Royce of jokes.

  • @berkayaydin1212
    @berkayaydin1212 6 років тому +25

    4:58 is the best part of this whole opening monologue

  • @LongRon6969
    @LongRon6969 6 років тому +903

    I tried to laugh but I threw up instead

    • @earumamaadu
      @earumamaadu 6 років тому +1

      Don't be a snowflake, It's OK to vomit

    • @oscarcaballero1168
      @oscarcaballero1168 6 років тому

      +Freedom Child I'v𝐞 spеnt *7 d𝖺ys, 17 hours and 13 m𝒊nutes* on YouTub𝐞 s𝔦nc𝗲 12.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: fiknhg.viewr.stream

    • @shrelndi6924
      @shrelndi6924 6 років тому

      💯💯💯 *WAN1T ME? LO5OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK4ED,снеск6 снann9el* ⚡️⚡️

    • @Mx.Pickle
      @Mx.Pickle 6 років тому +6

      What even is this comment section?

    • @LongRon6969
      @LongRon6969 6 років тому +1

      Cynthia Green I know right😂 where are these even coming from?

  • @catherinequihuiz9691
    @catherinequihuiz9691 2 роки тому +9

    These two guys are so much fun together, I absolutely love them.

  • @guillerbrady9261
    @guillerbrady9261 6 років тому +488

    These award shows get worse each time. Boring

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 6 років тому +1

      The good ol days when you can make offensive jokes without people taking it seriously. Now everything is targeted at whites. My nigga white people made television what it is now! Just because your black doesnt mean you have to win! Dafuq its a competition, not a diversity

    • @user-lr3ez1qm9z
      @user-lr3ez1qm9z 6 років тому

      Bitch you're boring tf

    • @user-lr3ez1qm9z
      @user-lr3ez1qm9z 6 років тому +1

      @@wisco9er536... Nothing is targeted towards whites lmao and you're white you cant say the n word so just stop

    • @emperorender8201
      @emperorender8201 6 років тому +1

      @@user-lr3ez1qm9z
      Nigga make us stop

    • @honeypot6719
      @honeypot6719 4 роки тому

      Emperor Ender
      Did you just say nigga to prove a point...

  • @tetrulz
    @tetrulz 6 років тому +1349

    Lets me save u guys the time. *Some lame predictable jokes about diversity and high ratings of netflix.* Thats all. You're welcome.

    • @m.h.1593
      @m.h.1593 6 років тому +23

      tetrulz jam i know always about race and ratings

    • @irishmanreviews4u
      @irishmanreviews4u 6 років тому +2

      Thank you

    • @mohamadmousavi
      @mohamadmousavi 6 років тому +9

      they need to bring ricky gervais back

    • @mias7411
      @mias7411 6 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @Jim.Jim.32
      @Jim.Jim.32 6 років тому +5

      Dear God, Why do I feel like punching Colin Jost in his smug face? This guy is off putting. Why

  • @coolsdon
    @coolsdon 6 років тому +40

    Time to end ALL award ceremonies..

  • @maithreyim3911
    @maithreyim3911 4 роки тому +36

    Colin's looking really handsome

  • @mahnoors6246
    @mahnoors6246 6 років тому +30

    They were so good. I loved it. Their chemistry always shines through

  • @MessiahGray
    @MessiahGray 6 років тому +314

    I'm not even White and I know this isn't right

    • @gc4104
      @gc4104 6 років тому +3

      Messiah Gray exactly

    • @loharconfehva1757
      @loharconfehva1757 6 років тому +9

      Thanks man need more like u

    • @y2m226
      @y2m226 6 років тому +1

      Yep. I knew this was coming. The typical "why isn't show like The Jeffersons or Good Times or Family Matters?"

    • @koilzimbabwe
      @koilzimbabwe 6 років тому +4

      Anyone else noticing these autistic cunts saying how much time they’ve been on UA-cam ?

    • @oscarcaballero1168
      @oscarcaballero1168 6 років тому

      +Messiah Gray I'vе spent *8 dаys, 13 hOurs аnd 48 m𝗶nut𝐞s* ᴏn YouTub𝗲 s𝔦nce 25.5.2018! Check yоur stats: erbvwnw.viewr.stream

  • @joshuacalebbevington
    @joshuacalebbevington 6 років тому +310

    How the hell is this funny?

    • @willsmithsknee2245
      @willsmithsknee2245 6 років тому +8

      It's not.

    • @vanessahumphrey4022
      @vanessahumphrey4022 6 років тому +1

      Idk

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE 6 років тому +2

      Incessant jabs towards issues that will be dated in the blink of an eye-- to these gits, that's comedy.

    • @joshuacalebbevington
      @joshuacalebbevington 6 років тому +1

      Holy fuck almost 200 likes sorry it was thAt painful damn

    • @yes-qi8wd
      @yes-qi8wd 6 років тому

      There were only like 3 or 4 good jokes and I like weekend update. I guess if you’re really into snl, you’d like it

  • @BeazleyStudios
    @BeazleyStudios 2 роки тому +9

    These guys are great together. I love how Colin cracks up at every one of Che's black jokes.

  • @Milk-hm3ug
    @Milk-hm3ug 6 років тому +16

    I can't believe I didn't even know that they were doing the Emmys

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 3 роки тому +12

    Where is netflix getting all the money was a valid question.

  • @francesclark5034
    @francesclark5034 6 років тому +524

    The audience sounds like it is being forced to laugh at this crap!

    • @octo.lina69
      @octo.lina69 6 років тому +29

      *Audience looking at monitor*
      "LAUGH NOW"
      😂👏😂👏😩

    • @jdelgado837
      @jdelgado837 6 років тому +3

      You can tell that from just the sound???? wow. Are u telling me not only are you offended by the jokes but you also have superpowers??? awesome

    • @richmahogany1
      @richmahogany1 6 років тому +8

      well they are actors. they do as they're told.

    • @_Zeruca
      @_Zeruca 6 років тому +8

      Its called pity laughs. The opening was that bad but it would have been much worse if everyone was honest and just remained silent.

    • @ajbgaming5166
      @ajbgaming5166 6 років тому

      they call them "laugh tracks" have been used in comedy sitcoms for decades. its an audio track to make it sound like people are laughing to get the audience laughing. show business 101.

  • @ChitranshAgrawal1
    @ChitranshAgrawal1 День тому +1

    This host pair is special, you will only see one person if you increase or decrease your phone's brightness 😂😂

  • @comfyxcouture
    @comfyxcouture 6 років тому +10

    thought this was perfect, well-timed, exactly their style and somehow they made it fit for the show. why is everyone complaining?

  • @philcollins4092
    @philcollins4092 6 років тому +21

    The like to dislike ratio is as divided as our country.
    Update: Nevermind

  • @RobeDuarte
    @RobeDuarte 4 роки тому +20

    Why was Chrissy Teigan ducking in her seat like that? 😂

  • @thekub32
    @thekub32 5 років тому +344

    11k likes, 11k dislikes. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @tandilevuyo
    @tandilevuyo 6 років тому +155

    This is so cringey

    • @rhettbeltran6559
      @rhettbeltran6559 6 років тому +6

      @@ft6510 Fuck off, shes just sharing her opinion.

    • @secretaccount5565
      @secretaccount5565 6 років тому +6

      @@ft6510 chill dude

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 6 років тому

      FT big mad

    • @lukebyrd8406
      @lukebyrd8406 6 років тому +1

      @@ft6510 low quality bait
      You are the weakest link

    • @IloveJesus-cf9sm
      @IloveJesus-cf9sm 6 років тому +4

      Yes it is..sorry for the asshole below you its just a triggered crybaby lib, your beautiful and have the face of an angel..

  • @snowleopard89
    @snowleopard89 6 років тому +64

    Too many jokes about race and prejudice. How about we celebrate art???

    • @jaggin7561
      @jaggin7561 6 років тому +7

      They have to make some first

    • @koilzimbabwe
      @koilzimbabwe 6 років тому

      jaggin 75 😂🤣

    • @don3465
      @don3465 6 років тому

      All sorts of good pedophile material untouched.

  • @jeffvonrotz1176
    @jeffvonrotz1176 6 років тому +113

    Notice everything is about race. When did we become so divided ? Was I asleep for a day ?

    • @lospollosfinger8079
      @lospollosfinger8079 6 років тому +3

      Jeff Vonrotz how is it divided just live y’all lives and laugh at the jokes y’all take everything so seriously bruh y’all not the ones in fucked up situations

    • @pariosd3
      @pariosd3 6 років тому +7

      When racial inequality is a living reality suffered by many on a daily basis then ya it becomes a part of jokes, of everything. They didn't invent race, they are poking fun at racism

    • @jdelgado837
      @jdelgado837 6 років тому

      Is not a state of the union. Its comedy. certainly not a drama

    • @pariosd3
      @pariosd3 6 років тому +1

      @@jdelgado837 comedians live in the real world too, not just politicians, all our kids are affected by racism, good on them for using whatever platform they have to speak to the larger public

    • @jdelgado837
      @jdelgado837 6 років тому

      @@pariosd3 dude what are you rambling about? Im replying to the melodramatic comment.

  • @lorijohnson8425
    @lorijohnson8425 4 роки тому +28

    That Atlanta joke had me rolling 😂😂

  • @VotelessOrc497
    @VotelessOrc497 6 років тому +51

    Take a shot every time they say diversity or make a racist joke.

    • @maximalist5038
      @maximalist5038 6 років тому +4

      VotelessOrc497 have fun with alcohol poisoning

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 6 років тому

      VotelessOrc497 ah so jokes are finally racist when you’re offended, but with anyone else, if they’re offended, they’re snowflakes.

    • @corrupt_insomniac
      @corrupt_insomniac 6 років тому

      I’d die from alcohol poisoning

    • @lucabrazi3067
      @lucabrazi3067 6 років тому

      VotelessOrc497 I am trashed.

    • @maximalist5038
      @maximalist5038 6 років тому

      VMohdude - nope. I try to not make biased uniformed and especially unfunny jokes at the expense of others

  • @someonenew3547
    @someonenew3547 6 років тому +104

    #Walkaway

  • @trevordaniels3444
    @trevordaniels3444 5 років тому +93

    White people, it’s okay to feel bad about being white for a second. We need to be reminded of the reality every once in a while. Don’t run from it or defend, you just come across as ignorant and oversensitive. Love this duo!

    • @davidhutchinson7888
      @davidhutchinson7888 3 роки тому +1

      Weak.

    • @ejslax
      @ejslax 3 роки тому +7

      @@davidhutchinson7888 Huh. That hit a nerve there, buddy?

    • @davidhutchinson7888
      @davidhutchinson7888 3 роки тому +4

      @@ejslax do I seem really upset? I just said weak. Feeling bad about something that can't be changed about yourself is useless. I've never treated anyone bad based on race, therefore I don't feel bad about myself. Come back with something stronger buddy.

    • @Alex-yo1zg
      @Alex-yo1zg 3 роки тому +3

      Why would you feel bad about your race

    • @Courtesyflush52
      @Courtesyflush52 3 роки тому +1

      What if I don't feel bad about being white?

  • @jacksonmathers8
    @jacksonmathers8 4 роки тому +8

    The dislikes are crazy, these 2 together are always funny!

  • @rain8222
    @rain8222 6 років тому +71

    You guys are making me feel bad because I'm white

    • @sassygil6675
      @sassygil6675 6 років тому +31

      No need to feel bad. #WalkAway

    • @milofuentes1234
      @milofuentes1234 6 років тому +3

      They call Me RAIN white people are dope

    • @fetus_yoda
      @fetus_yoda 6 років тому

      Poor baby

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 6 років тому +2

      You should only feel bad if you're a bad person. Feeling bad because of your skin colour is fucking pathetic.

    • @user-lr3ez1qm9z
      @user-lr3ez1qm9z 6 років тому

      You should lol.

  • @stormauro4034
    @stormauro4034 6 років тому +20

    That was hilarious. I heard that some people were taking offence or thinking this was controversial, but this was the most raw, comedic, retrospective opening monologue ever. If you're taking commentary on the growing diversity of an industry as some type of accusation against your race, as the comment below, then you haven't understood the tone of the dialogue which is meant to be progressive.

    • @RagenRibbonz
      @RagenRibbonz 2 роки тому

      “Raw?” OK. More bummed over whoever kneecapped our good dudes. First time actually seeing this, and I have questions…

  • @globalklaus
    @globalklaus 6 років тому +56

    Wow. That was truly awkward.

    • @PresidentJamesDean
      @PresidentJamesDean 6 років тому +1

      Like when your girlfriend asks "Daddy, can you pass the salt" and you and her Dad reach for it at the same time.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 6 років тому

      It sucked

    • @kyrieirving2436
      @kyrieirving2436 6 років тому +1

      Globalklaus It always is, people just trying to enjoy a award show and out of fucking nowhere politics and race comes out...

    • @robearberbils
      @robearberbils 4 роки тому

      @@kyrieirving2436 who the fuck actually enjoys an award show? The people in the audience basically have to be there because Hollywood. If you watch award shows on tv for enjoyment AND also don't like the comedy, I feel supremely sorry for you and your sense of entertainment.

  • @wadha2314
    @wadha2314 4 роки тому +17

    15 miles outside of Atlanta got me 😂

  • @jayjordanx
    @jayjordanx 6 років тому +23

    That was funny and everyone in the comment in they feelings

  • @perspii2808
    @perspii2808 6 років тому +77

    Wtf has the Emmys devolved into. Which part was I meant to laugh at? And do they really class themselves as comedians??
    In conclusion: White men bad, women and minorities good.

    • @johnpangarakis396
      @johnpangarakis396 6 років тому +4

      Sdfghjklllifds Lctyigsdfgbnmbccxsa as a white male, I to think that women and minorities are good

  • @stickyfoot84
    @stickyfoot84 6 років тому +110

    *The cringe is strong with this one.*

    • @rukeyser
      @rukeyser 6 років тому +6

      stickyfoot84 yup. But Michael Che made up for it later. I love these two and am sorry they fucked this up so bad.

  • @mar2873
    @mar2873 4 роки тому +11

    I just realized a Gilmore Girls reference would have been so easy there

    • @prachiix
      @prachiix 3 роки тому +1

      Yasss came here just for this comment🙈🙌

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan 6 років тому +8

    Do people still watch the Emmy’s?