Colin Jost complete remarks at 2024 White House Correspondents' Dinner (C-SPAN)

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  • @jamesgillen2339
    @jamesgillen2339 6 місяців тому +1433

    "Like many of you here tonight, I pretend to do news on TV."

    • @johnteixeira594
      @johnteixeira594 6 місяців тому

      You bunch of sellout hacks Trump 2024 bitches

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 6 місяців тому +6

      This closed out the thread.
      Thank you and goodnight!

    • @casualclark1069
      @casualclark1069 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ronaldkonkoma4356😅😂

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 6 місяців тому +2

      SNL yoyo FINALLY got something right.

    • @brydgetburke341
      @brydgetburke341 6 місяців тому +1

      Haha the line after about Michael 😂

  • @eileenodonnell8376
    @eileenodonnell8376 6 місяців тому +374

    The NYT was really butt-hurt by the Wordle joke! Their headline was "Colin Jost Falls Flat at the WH Correspondents Dinner"! Talk about being petty.

    • @DanielKRui
      @DanielKRui 6 місяців тому +17

      lmao I thought this the moment I saw that headline

    • @mrsupersadface
      @mrsupersadface 6 місяців тому +13

      They're not wrong though. He was super nervous and it hurt his energy.

    • @MrTAGGER88
      @MrTAGGER88 6 місяців тому +37

      That headline made me come here and watch it, maybe a bit nervous, but nah these jokes killed it! All of them zingers 😂

    • @chugs1984
      @chugs1984 5 місяців тому +11

      Jeebus, they gave him a standing ovation at the end.
      NYT was utterly butt hurt

    • @thephoenixxm4160
      @thephoenixxm4160 5 місяців тому +4

      @@mrsupersadface Sounds like the NY Times.

  • @alexiswinter6948
    @alexiswinter6948 6 місяців тому +849

    I think his jokes were too honest for that crowd.

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 6 місяців тому

      Yep. DEMORATS don't like being made fun of, for their OWN LYING CROOKED BEHAVIOR

    • @apokatastasian2831
      @apokatastasian2831 6 місяців тому +24

      It takes an incredibly talented comedian to *not* tell jokes that hard...
      he was as nervous as a little-girl with nice-smelling hair 😂

    • @tgray1957
      @tgray1957 6 місяців тому +1

      I think they were fine for that crown. I don't know about some that weren't in the crowd, but I don't care.

    • @Zoe-c9z
      @Zoe-c9z 6 місяців тому +8

      You should watch Trevor Noah's hosting, I think it was 2 years ago.

    • @MollyBrown-f9i
      @MollyBrown-f9i 6 місяців тому +13

      it is a very sensitive crowd.

  • @dillonkentworth6718
    @dillonkentworth6718 6 місяців тому +149

    I love that after the Obama puppet strings joke Joe did little marionette arm movements. Good sport!

  • @FrancoisBZH277
    @FrancoisBZH277 6 місяців тому +267

    His closing about his grandfather was beautiful.
    Decency is what America needs again.

    • @lifarasad8931
      @lifarasad8931 6 місяців тому +10

      Yea trump deleted decency, sadly many lost it too because of him … like mtg, boebert, gaetz ….🙂‍↔️

    • @cjames4084
      @cjames4084 6 місяців тому +2

      Amen!!

    • @jcrif
      @jcrif 6 місяців тому

      As soon as the Biden Crime Family is out of office we can only pray that he will be held accountable for his and his families crimes

    • @dplkrtdss9805
      @dplkrtdss9805 6 місяців тому

      ​@@jcrifno proof of crime bark louder

    • @joesatana
      @joesatana 6 місяців тому

      there's no decency in sponsoring a genocide.

  • @Daniel-wi6sk
    @Daniel-wi6sk 5 місяців тому +81

    “President… Doctor… Vice-President… Doug !” 😂

  • @rainerbenz3611
    @rainerbenz3611 6 місяців тому +659

    The ‚anti-woke‘ joke was a grower

    • @jtiner72
      @jtiner72 6 місяців тому +13

      It was a good “dad joke” 😊

    • @aykoro
      @aykoro 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah🎉

    • @leviashanken2506
      @leviashanken2506 6 місяців тому +1

      Where is Jill and who is that lady next to Joe?

    • @spidgeb3292
      @spidgeb3292 6 місяців тому +2

      @@leviashanken2506 Exactly what I was thinking!! Looks like they hired an actress to play "DOCTOR" Jill Biden. I wonder if they still call Bill Cosby "DOCTOR Cosby".....

    • @leviashanken2506
      @leviashanken2506 6 місяців тому

      @@spidgeb3292 I saw Jill later a few seats to his left. Could that one be his daughter or too old?

  • @michaelagius6814
    @michaelagius6814 6 місяців тому +1181

    Just a reminder that Trump canceled the correspondence dinner after his first year because he got butt hurt

    • @kevinlakeman5043
      @kevinlakeman5043 6 місяців тому

      Yep, and all his little worshipping muppets said nothing about what a humorless weak tool he was for that.

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 6 місяців тому +19

      The Jeff Ross roasts are so good it was pointless for him to try to follow up with this.

    • @HeyJoeyVegas
      @HeyJoeyVegas 6 місяців тому +95

      Trump did not go to the dinners, but he did not cancel them. They weren't his dinners to cancel.

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 6 місяців тому +7

      @@HeyJoeyVegas that's okay
      This was the first time most people in that room were face to face with Joey Amtrak

    • @LindaLedford-nu7qe
      @LindaLedford-nu7qe 6 місяців тому +9

      Because his Press Secretary, Now Gov. Sara Huckabee Sanders was fat shamed by a reporter at that event. It was terrible what she did

  • @joshmcclellon647
    @joshmcclellon647 6 місяців тому +297

    That Mitch McConnell line was perfect.. 😂

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 6 місяців тому +5

      “Seen here watching an ambulance crash into a power line.”

  • @olufunmiakadiri5290
    @olufunmiakadiri5290 6 місяців тому +243

    Americans should never take for granted their ability to speak their mind without consequences. It’s very rare in the world

    • @alexbabinski7318
      @alexbabinski7318 6 місяців тому +27

      college students are starting to question that...

    • @zuhaddawre9870
      @zuhaddawre9870 6 місяців тому +19

      Tell that to protesting US University students.

    • @TheInternetFan
      @TheInternetFan 6 місяців тому +10

      😂 unless you criticize the arms lobby or the Israel lobby or just Israels' settler policy. Then you are a pariah.

    • @Ophelia_6002
      @Ophelia_6002 6 місяців тому +2

      Is this a joke?😂

    • @sethost2548
      @sethost2548 6 місяців тому

      @@nikhilnewse3318 yeah because those two are political hacks and nothing positive comes from them literally ever

  • @CattleDog2856
    @CattleDog2856 6 місяців тому +461

    One of my favorite lines was when he said that he thought he saw Matt Gaetz but then realized it was his own reflection on the back of a spoon😂😂😂.

    • @OmgoshOmgoodness
      @OmgoshOmgoodness 6 місяців тому +7

      I legit cackled at that one

    • @cabanford
      @cabanford 6 місяців тому +6

      A distorted reflection 😅

    • @prototek100
      @prototek100 6 місяців тому +9

      That kind of stuff is what separates the really good comedic minds.

    • @spidgeb3292
      @spidgeb3292 6 місяців тому +3

      Yes! That was good.

    • @mkatepaski9947
      @mkatepaski9947 6 місяців тому +3

      I had to think for a second and imagine josts distorted forehead! His jokes made you think, loved it!

  • @Kevin-gq9eb
    @Kevin-gq9eb 6 місяців тому +92

    "room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell" did not get nearly enough laughs! I was howling when he said that. hahaha

  • @nightshiftnyc911
    @nightshiftnyc911 6 місяців тому +220

    I actually laughted more than I have in a long time. Great job by Jost.

    • @shiah1313
      @shiah1313 6 місяців тому +4

      I thought so, too. People gonna complain about anything. He did great!

  • @marypieratt5747
    @marypieratt5747 6 місяців тому +120

    Bravo Colin🎉✌🏼tough crowd, you were a little easy on them, but classy.

  • @Jon-z7e
    @Jon-z7e 6 місяців тому +631

    Matt Gaetz is at regular prom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RazorRamonElJefe
      @RazorRamonElJefe 6 місяців тому +22

      His reflection on the spoon made me die.

    • @DannyKatz-cy4ku
      @DannyKatz-cy4ku 6 місяців тому

      Hunter biden is at a kindergarden looking for someone to root lol. Democrats are not the good guys mate......

    • @Tempo_Gigante
      @Tempo_Gigante 6 місяців тому +13

      Nah, his prom date isn't born yet.

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Tempo_GiganteHow's radical DEMOCRAT Eric Swalwell's CCP GIRLFRIEND SPY doing???😂😂😂

    • @LeninLaughs
      @LeninLaughs 6 місяців тому

      Wait, what? When was Xi Jinping going to tell me he has a spy in Congress?!@@whicker59

  • @lancefromohio
    @lancefromohio 6 місяців тому +161

    Colin did a great job.
    Bringing it back around to full earnestness at the end with his Grandpa was a solid choice. Most close out with a self depreciating bit about how they don't deserve to be up there. This was different. I enjoyed it.

    • @SunshineGulfwind
      @SunshineGulfwind 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes, very touching

    • @TheInternetFan
      @TheInternetFan 6 місяців тому

      no, he didn't. His jokes were flat and he applauded these cable news people rather than holding them accountable for the war crimes they're helping to cover up in America's next Forever Wars. Indecent.

  • @teelo12000
    @teelo12000 6 місяців тому +165

    "Solve the national debt problem by shorting Trump stock" underrated joke that didn't seem to get any laughs

    • @elwingreen8311
      @elwingreen8311 6 місяців тому +2

      That was a good line!

    • @KlugerOlfolse
      @KlugerOlfolse 6 місяців тому +2

      because I think alot of them did it to solve their personal debt problems

    • @mkatepaski9947
      @mkatepaski9947 6 місяців тому +2

      Yes! These jokes were smart, you needed to think a bit! Loved it

    • @psugab
      @psugab 5 місяців тому

      The president was laughing pretty hard at it.

    • @nightstar475
      @nightstar475 16 днів тому

      Yeah and he gonna win the race for that lmao😂

  • @The93Vector
    @The93Vector 6 місяців тому +243

    Damn, tough crowd. The set was great but some of the jokes went over like Che was playing another April fools joke.

    • @ehsan_kia
      @ehsan_kia 6 місяців тому +16

      this comment is made every year, and I believe the answer is that it's a big flat room that doesn't carry sound that well, so it sounds more quiet than it is.

    • @robinelizabeth386
      @robinelizabeth386 6 місяців тому +9

      Lots of Republican defenders in that crowd and they lost their collective ability to laugh after the 2020 election.

    • @pdlister
      @pdlister 6 місяців тому +2

      Which, by the way, was one of Colin's jokes.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 місяці тому

      He did. The "black support" joke. But I get what you're saying.

  • @stayreal4l284
    @stayreal4l284 6 місяців тому +143

    “My weekend co-anchor was gonna join me here tonight, but in solidarity to President Biden, I decided to lose all my black support” greatest and truest line of the night🤣🤣🤣

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 місяці тому +1

      Man, even when Che isn't there, he still manages to troll Jost. Though the joke wasn't as brutal as the usual fare he dishes to Jost on SNL.

  • @wendygerrish4964
    @wendygerrish4964 6 місяців тому +835

    Can we just acknowledge how refreshing it is to see a president of the United States at an event that doesn't begin with a Baliff saying 'All rise".

    • @courtney-rw8ch
      @courtney-rw8ch 6 місяців тому +46

      Or having to repeatedly hear the words “witch hunt, rigged, stolen, corrupt“ etc.

    • @raywhitehead730
      @raywhitehead730 6 місяців тому

      Joe is the criminal. And they all know it.

    • @michaelelizabethcuaz9142
      @michaelelizabethcuaz9142 6 місяців тому +13

      Perfect! We’ll played!!🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇸

    • @mirandasapphire8203
      @mirandasapphire8203 6 місяців тому

      💯💯🤦‍♀️​@@courtney-rw8ch

    • @shawnsdr3406
      @shawnsdr3406 6 місяців тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iamlpinthe312
    @iamlpinthe312 6 місяців тому +167

    Screw the haters. Colin did great. I laughed and at the end I cried. Bravo!

    • @cheryldemasio746
      @cheryldemasio746 6 місяців тому +11

      😂👌 and 😢 I did too!!

    • @johnanderson290
      @johnanderson290 6 місяців тому +10

      Same here. Unexpected turn at the end, had me in tears as well.🥲 Really, really good job Colin.

    • @jezrix
      @jezrix 6 місяців тому +5

      It was brilliant!!

    • @bourbakis
      @bourbakis 6 місяців тому +3

      Decency could leave the room quicker than we think.

    • @shawnsdr3406
      @shawnsdr3406 6 місяців тому

      Crying libtard tears...You should cry when you have to pay For Groceries and bills that are almost twice as much because of this incompetent Administration!

  • @camillechapman3108
    @camillechapman3108 6 місяців тому +108

    He delivers like he does on SNL, one punchline at a time 😂.

    • @ACAB-GAYCRAB
      @ACAB-GAYCRAB 6 місяців тому +4

      My favorite joke was the one about how out of touch everyone there was laughing while children are starving to death all while their portfolios grow 😂😂😂 Classic elites 🤣 they never change

    • @A.K.00
      @A.K.00 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ACAB-GAYCRAB 👍

  • @pdlister
    @pdlister 6 місяців тому +602

    "I didn't know there WAS a stepdown from Fox News."....The best line of the night.

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 6 місяців тому

      At least when Fox fires someone they don't bring them back like CNN and Jeff Toobin.

    • @GPeterson-jw5sp
      @GPeterson-jw5sp 6 місяців тому +8

      Yep too bad it was said in the first two minutes.

    • @scottkellogg9736
      @scottkellogg9736 6 місяців тому +32

      "Like many of you here tonight I pretend to do news on TV "
      That was a pretty good one.

    • @shawnsdr3406
      @shawnsdr3406 6 місяців тому +1

      Funny how Fox news ratings are better then CNN MSNBC and the rest of the fake news networks 😂

    • @lbmartinet
      @lbmartinet 6 місяців тому +4

      It went right over the head of that cow chomping his gum at the Faux News table 😂😂😂

  • @booga_booga_booga
    @booga_booga_booga 6 місяців тому +197

    Omg !!!!! That last 5 minutes, should be President's Campaign 💙🇺🇸💙

    • @keksipeo
      @keksipeo 6 місяців тому +5

      Colin's was poignant, a sober reflection on the very substance of today's division, lack of decency as entertainment which isn't a reason to cast a vote against "OUR" progress.

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 6 місяців тому +3

      BIDEN has a CAMPAIGN? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 6 місяців тому

      How's Biden's poll numbers n RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA and CHIIIIIIIIIIINA?? 😂😂😂

    • @w.w.sakbeh571
      @w.w.sakbeh571 6 місяців тому +7

      It’s not only his campaign. It’s his life compass. It’s also his administration, both his first and his soon-to-be second administration. 🇺🇸

    • @keithpanton
      @keithpanton 6 місяців тому +2

      @@whicker59 "I'm not trump" is enough to win, sadly.

  • @WmJ-x7j
    @WmJ-x7j 6 місяців тому +187

    Well done. Human decency is important.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 6 місяців тому +6

      Yup. It's good to know that decency is... _tied_ with indecency in America right now, huh? Jebus, what has become of us? :(

    • @ChrisDyn1
      @ChrisDyn1 6 місяців тому

      His son has him saved on his phone under the name "Pedo Pete", his daughter took showers late at night to avoid Joe Biden jumping in with her. He sniffs and gropes children on camera. The man's a nonce but that's apparently fine(!), so long as he's a Democrat. Mind you, it's the same crowd that wants graphic porn in schools, so why would they have a problem with him? He's playing to his crowd.

    • @jujuria13
      @jujuria13 6 місяців тому

      Nobody wants Genocide Joe.. you guys are so out of touch with his voter base.
      They

    • @polinafrid8868
      @polinafrid8868 6 місяців тому +7

      Decency? Where have you found it? It’s been an Open indecent flattery ! You know this kind of speech usually was delivered to Stalin, Khuschev, Brezhnev and other politburo leaders of the former Soviet Union. The key word here is ‘the former Soviet Union’! And laughing and ovation from the useful idiots is priceless! Thank goodness, your opinion is valuable only to this trained bunch.

    • @garybezner6774
      @garybezner6774 6 місяців тому +1

      ⁠@@polinafrid8868or by a Democrat who recognizes that Republicans have forgotten about human decency, and you sir are a perfect example of that lack of human decency,or you listened to too many Russian speeches,or to Tucker Carlson.

  • @Sweetoldlady2
    @Sweetoldlady2 6 місяців тому +364

    Just for the naysayers they have been doing this dinner since 1921.

    • @MegAplin
      @MegAplin 6 місяців тому +1

      Right . The only President to never attend, was Donald Trump. President Calvin Cooliage was the first President to attend in 1924.

    • @tomslick5355
      @tomslick5355 6 місяців тому

      When Trump was in they didn't do it, because he's such a candy ass and can't take a joke!

    • @ghengis423
      @ghengis423 6 місяців тому +96

      And only one President never attended a single one....

    • @shawnsdr3406
      @shawnsdr3406 6 місяців тому +5

      So the cadaver and chief was at the first one and is dead at this one😂

    • @courtney-rw8ch
      @courtney-rw8ch 6 місяців тому

      @@shawnsdr3406 like Collin said, you have to pick one. Is he a senile old man or a criminal mastermind?
      Edit: I thought I better clarify🤣. These are the two main talking points from the right. Well, that and the fear mongering.

  • @kaliarisam7868
    @kaliarisam7868 6 місяців тому +98

    Colin Jost was excellent! Really great job!!

    • @cr41gieboy
      @cr41gieboy 6 місяців тому

      he sucked ass so bad

  • @michaeldonovan3959
    @michaeldonovan3959 6 місяців тому +237

    Way to go Colin! Tough room, but you crushed it.

    • @MartineReed
      @MartineReed 6 місяців тому +2

      I listened to it a second time and it sounded much better. Did C-SPAN turn down the volume o the laugh track during the live? 😮😊

    • @AdolfsGirl
      @AdolfsGirl 6 місяців тому

      libertarian party 2024.

    • @AdolfsGirl
      @AdolfsGirl 6 місяців тому +2

      free Palestine from Israel

    • @ir8542
      @ir8542 6 місяців тому +1

      Did he😂😂😂 he bombed

    • @richardellis4636
      @richardellis4636 6 місяців тому +1

      He was garbage

  • @LIamaLlama554
    @LIamaLlama554 6 місяців тому +118

    The part about people watching on C-SPAN at home 😂 it me.

    • @pechaa
      @pechaa 6 місяців тому +4

      I was listening on C-SPAN radio!

    • @OMJ_the_Show
      @OMJ_the_Show 6 місяців тому

      I wasn't but when I heard he was the host I almost became one of you 😂

    • @sniffinout9316
      @sniffinout9316 6 місяців тому +1

      Watch out for your cats!

  • @deborahchandler1815
    @deborahchandler1815 6 місяців тому +117

    It was very good. He did well, if you dont offend some your not doing your job !

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 6 місяців тому +3

      His delivery was underwhelming, but PERFECT for the conclusion, as decency needs no momentum

    • @pdlister
      @pdlister 6 місяців тому +5

      @@macswanton9622 His delivery was classic Colin Jost. That's exactly his delivery on SNL. That's what he was hired to do.

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 6 місяців тому

      @@pdlister He was the right choice. I haven't watched SNL for forty yrs. 🙃

    • @JayAshkevron
      @JayAshkevron 6 місяців тому

      who exactly did he offend? Exactly?

    • @pdlister
      @pdlister 6 місяців тому

      @@JayAshkevron - didn't you watch it? He dropped some zingers on Biden and Trump, Fox News, NYT, and the audience in general. Watch it, again, and you'll hear them.

  • @ChadGardenSinLA
    @ChadGardenSinLA 6 місяців тому +190

    What a tough crowd, but way to go! And to finish it off w/ some decency, 'from most of you'... LoL!

    • @ACAB-GAYCRAB
      @ACAB-GAYCRAB 6 місяців тому +1

      Children are dying and the elites are pretending they aren’t making money off it. Some things never change.

    • @Israel_hart113
      @Israel_hart113 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah I imagine the corporate news people don't like being insulted on stage. Glad they were though

  • @ReligiousAnon
    @ReligiousAnon 6 місяців тому +21

    Colin did have jokes but he also brought his heart and put it into this.

  • @TonySnearly
    @TonySnearly 6 місяців тому +37

    That cute f*kr made me cry. My all-time favorite was the zing that Biden remembers that Staten Island sided with the British during the American Revolution. My second favorite moment was Colin thanking his wife and how she had agreed to meet everyone there.

  • @153haring
    @153haring 6 місяців тому +33

    Calling someone decent may seem like a weak complement. It is the best complement that there is.

  • @thomasmusyoka5796
    @thomasmusyoka5796 6 місяців тому +61

    Meet my wife after the ceremony - I would really capitalize that😂😂

  • @BarbaraWhite-cj8zg
    @BarbaraWhite-cj8zg 6 місяців тому +25

    Loved the way he sheepishly looked around and giggled at himself.

  • @FVWhimsy2010
    @FVWhimsy2010 6 місяців тому +92

    I appreciate Colin's respectful humor at this event ... decency.

    • @ronaldkonkoma4356
      @ronaldkonkoma4356 6 місяців тому

      That's why there were a few golf claps.
      Shane Gillis 2025

  • @christinepierce7560
    @christinepierce7560 6 місяців тому +39

    👩‍🎤 I would love to see Colin and Michael Che 2gether doing this annual dinner event. They’re great as a team on SNL.

  • @fcrick
    @fcrick Місяць тому +6

    "Who is the new OJ? Is it Ditty?" Truer than we knew...

  • @rolandosbolanos5078
    @rolandosbolanos5078 6 місяців тому +107

    Colin nailed it. Atta boy! Now if the Supreme Court can come to their sense we might still have a democracy.

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 6 місяців тому +7

      We don't live in a democracy, champ.

    • @whodis5438
      @whodis5438 6 місяців тому

      the Supreme Court, with its recent additions especially, are proof and product of the fact that our democracy is only nominal

    • @MegAplin
      @MegAplin 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@sirbader1 we are a Constitutional Republic, which in four history classes, I attended, we are also a Democracy. Universities different?

    • @annedouglas9769
      @annedouglas9769 6 місяців тому +10

      @@sirbader1We vote for representatives, therefore a Democracy as well!!!

    • @MegAplin
      @MegAplin 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@annedouglas9769 thank you, Anne.

  • @franciscob.deoliveira8904
    @franciscob.deoliveira8904 6 місяців тому +80

    A brilliant closing speech. 🎉

  • @acommon1
    @acommon1 6 місяців тому +33

    Well done 👍🏾 CJ especially the closing about “decency”

  • @billtodd999
    @billtodd999 6 місяців тому +28

    Excellent host

  • @bigl6322
    @bigl6322 6 місяців тому +139

    Thought he saw Matt gaits but it was his own reflection in a spoon…on fucking point, right there!!

    • @mirandasapphire8203
      @mirandasapphire8203 6 місяців тому +6

      I laughed too hard at that! 😂😭💀

    • @roberthouston9036
      @roberthouston9036 6 місяців тому +2

      Me to 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 6 місяців тому +6

      @@ShitoryuGojuryu cos spoons warp your reflection and he's saying his own warped reflection would look quite similar to matt gaetz's actual face

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 6 місяців тому

      ​@@carn9507I though it was because SNL Boy was scared of his own reflection/shadow 😂

    • @rrg2248
      @rrg2248 6 місяців тому +1

      My favorite joke!😊

  • @JoeVee-r9l
    @JoeVee-r9l 6 місяців тому +24

    Good stuff Collin

  • @instructian
    @instructian 6 місяців тому +196

    Colin's best joke was the one the Michael Che wrote

    • @TGo-n-Roscoe
      @TGo-n-Roscoe 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lukelee3
      @lukelee3 6 місяців тому +1

      100% all he talked about was Biden and trump. No wonder snl ratings are so low.

    • @courtney-rw8ch
      @courtney-rw8ch 6 місяців тому +27

      @@lukelee3 umm.. considering the venue, it seems appropriate…

    • @RowanNagy97
      @RowanNagy97 6 місяців тому +32

      @@lukelee3 This is the White House Correspondent's Dinner, the whole point of it initially was to show that we're such a free and fair democracy that comedians and newscasters can make fun of the president right in front of him, it's a symbolic thing

    • @courtney-rw8ch
      @courtney-rw8ch 6 місяців тому

      @@ShitoryuGojuryu you’re probably right. NAH

  • @GMoneyTurk
    @GMoneyTurk 6 місяців тому +57

    Solid performance. Terrible crowd.

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 6 місяців тому

      Cause it was FILLED WITH NYC & DC DEMOCRATS

    • @snappa77
      @snappa77 6 місяців тому +5

      The awful crowd made it funnier for me.

  • @mv5075
    @mv5075 6 місяців тому +11

    Colin Jost killed it!!! And I love that President Biden can laugh at himself!!! He has class and is a DECENT man, as Colin Jost says.

    • @Rogergilmoure
      @Rogergilmoure 6 місяців тому

      Careful you might choke on how much you're sucking Biden

    • @lblifetips1539
      @lblifetips1539 5 місяців тому +1

      Biden is decent? Lol.. I would do some research.. ASAP.

  • @Spo8
    @Spo8 6 місяців тому +10

    Absolutely textbook. I don't think you can nail the balance of making fun of the president to his face while also staying classy better than this.

  • @deadeyedmillennialmedia
    @deadeyedmillennialmedia 6 місяців тому +32

    It’s the”that’s good!” lady for me.

    • @A.K.00
      @A.K.00 6 місяців тому

      haha yea!

    • @joelcarroll2870
      @joelcarroll2870 5 місяців тому

      Was that not the first lady?

  • @robsalvv5853
    @robsalvv5853 6 місяців тому +40

    Nailed it!

  • @aarons5689
    @aarons5689 Місяць тому +5

    “You know Jimmy Carter is out there thinking- I could maybe win this thing! …He’s only 99..” hahahahaahah

  • @SaudiaYoung
    @SaudiaYoung 6 місяців тому +17

    Good job Colin!

  • @lyudmillawasright.
    @lyudmillawasright. 6 місяців тому +127

    "Decency" something we could use a lot more of.

    • @lyudmillawasright.
      @lyudmillawasright. 6 місяців тому

      @@profsteve3
      Try following some decent reporting instead of propaganda outlets

    • @cesarmarquez428
      @cesarmarquez428 6 місяців тому

      @stevenm....LOL you really are lost aren't you. Stop believing everything that the right tells you and educate yourself and stop being a sheep.

    • @nl5828
      @nl5828 6 місяців тому +3

      palestinians would strongly disagree that the current president has any sense of decency!

    • @ericsneary5430
      @ericsneary5430 6 місяців тому +7

      @@profsteve3 LOL you MAGAts are a hoot

    • @j.j.9123
      @j.j.9123 6 місяців тому +3

      @stevemorrow, it means that Congress should have passed the bipartisan borders bill that Trump got the Republicans to jell because Trump thought it would help him win the election. Even some of the Republicans that had wrote the bill were afraid to vote for it because it might affect them politically if Trump went after them politically for supporting it.

  • @An097
    @An097 5 місяців тому +10

    6:15 “So many incredible news organisations here tonight…also a few credible ones” omg Colin😂

  • @gp1683
    @gp1683 6 місяців тому +12

    Very well done Colin!

  • @dougmackenzie5976
    @dougmackenzie5976 6 місяців тому +20

    Brilliant. Sharp. Pulled no punches. you can smell the nature of the crowd, when Jost quipped about needing Tik Tok to document the next assault on the Capitol; nobody laughed.
    seems like there were more right wingers in attendance, this time.

    • @cbpaddingtonbear2606
      @cbpaddingtonbear2606 6 місяців тому

      I think nobody laughed because they don't find it that much of a joke and also they all must be super worried about people getting their media from tiktok. As they are losing a whole generation.
      You can tell from the clapping at the other jokes the majority was left leaning to some degree

  • @amberandrews6842
    @amberandrews6842 6 місяців тому +50

    I love our President. It's so refreshing to have a president who can take a joke!

    • @sjp4u338
      @sjp4u338 6 місяців тому +2

      I loathe this president

    • @Seekthetruth3000
      @Seekthetruth3000 6 місяців тому

      Biden is a joke.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 6 місяців тому +4

      @@sjp4u338 you are allowed to. Although it is difficult to understand why.... Unless you buy all the Russian propaganda about him. Sorry if you do, I don't.

    • @carrierosche9381
      @carrierosche9381 6 місяців тому +1

      FJB

    • @bertanypascoal
      @bertanypascoal 6 місяців тому +1

      Enjoy because January he is not on the white house anymore 😂

  • @takeoverusa
    @takeoverusa 6 місяців тому +86

    Colin Jost, killed it. Classic.

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 6 місяців тому +1

      Someone on SNL was funny? Who, where, when?

    • @ACAB-GAYCRAB
      @ACAB-GAYCRAB 6 місяців тому +1

      I think you mean Biden killed it and by it I think you meant 15,000 children?

  • @adv4287
    @adv4287 6 місяців тому +13

    Wasn’t expecting Che’s pranks to follow jost all the way to the correspondents dinner

  • @stamswayint
    @stamswayint 6 місяців тому +22

    The CSPAN joke never misses 😮

    • @A.K.00
      @A.K.00 6 місяців тому

      and Hilton jokes :D

  • @davidv9631
    @davidv9631 6 місяців тому +16

    Go Colin, not easy making white collars laugh. Forget the political jokes, wife “hates privacy” she can’t be mad cause you Thanked her…

  • @BeatrisUlrich
    @BeatrisUlrich 6 місяців тому +9

    Hey he got a standing ovation by at least half. Colin was great!

  • @RyanJackson-vp5he
    @RyanJackson-vp5he 6 місяців тому +23

    The black support joke was hilarious.

  • @GaryKeener-j5s
    @GaryKeener-j5s 6 місяців тому +21

    Decency should be the name of the game in tis election

    • @pdlister
      @pdlister 6 місяців тому +6

      Decency should be the name of the game in every election.

  • @pennya.5892
    @pennya.5892 6 місяців тому +12

    Good job!

  • @perdedenrothpedersen110
    @perdedenrothpedersen110 6 місяців тому +31

    Great job!

  • @prdivamom
    @prdivamom 6 місяців тому +5

    Tough crowd… I loved every minute of Colin❤️❤️❤️

  • @belacohen9226
    @belacohen9226 6 місяців тому +67

    I really enjoyed his jokes, he made me laugh 👏 😁

  • @rickycontreras2766
    @rickycontreras2766 6 місяців тому +14

    The person in the background that kept saying “woo that’s good”😂😂

    • @joelcarroll2870
      @joelcarroll2870 5 місяців тому

      Pretty sure that was the first lady

    • @meganm1074
      @meganm1074 2 місяці тому

      From the future… that was the next President.

  • @ElizabethSollazzo-Daland
    @ElizabethSollazzo-Daland 6 місяців тому +9

    Leave it to a Staten Islandender to keep it real and on pointe!

  • @JohnSmith-qn3ob
    @JohnSmith-qn3ob 6 місяців тому +34

    Damn C-Span, stop bumping the camera

    • @The93Vector
      @The93Vector 6 місяців тому +4

      Hard to stabilize a handycam on a pocket tripod.

    • @diyboatrestoration3448
      @diyboatrestoration3448 6 місяців тому

      @@The93Vectoror while they’re laughing. Great job, Colin!

  • @pierre.dupont
    @pierre.dupont 6 місяців тому +32

    If reality forces you to vote for the least worst, picking the decent candidate is a valid reason to save the planet. Thank you Colin. That started silly, but ended as a masterpiece.

  • @mariekastler5391
    @mariekastler5391 6 місяців тому +8

    Excellent Work!
    Funny, On Point, Humble...
    SAVAGE!!!!
    "Second Gentleman", indeed!!!!
    De!
    Cen!
    Cy!

  • @arcanondrum6543
    @arcanondrum6543 6 місяців тому +48

    Highbrow humor has its' critics. Many of them have commented here already. Lucky for them, spell check is a thing.

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 6 місяців тому +7

      "Its'"? Gtf outta here.

    • @crimpinurpimpin
      @crimpinurpimpin 6 місяців тому +3

      You apparently don’t have spellcheck? But yes. I agree. Many of the people commenting must’ve thought they were watching a stand up routine and are critical of the jokes or what he chose to speak on. I’d like to see them do this. Colin killed it.

  • @silencedogood2268
    @silencedogood2268 6 місяців тому +52

    Fucking boom roasted, this was great

  • @stevewise2932
    @stevewise2932 5 місяців тому +3

    Man is a genius! Thank you Colin!

  • @glintrhmj
    @glintrhmj 6 місяців тому +35

    Good god hopefully this is not the last and democracy lives on 😅

    • @MollyBrown-f9i
      @MollyBrown-f9i 6 місяців тому

      We are not losing democracy because of who is the president but because US citizens are losing more and more of their rights through social justice agendas and corporations abuse of power.

    • @rhymeswithteeth
      @rhymeswithteeth 6 місяців тому

      Regardless of who wins the next election, anyone who thinks that if one side, or the other, wins, then we might be headed towards not being a democracy, well, that person is being hysterical and should see a doctor...the European kind of doctor.

    • @MollyBrown-f9i
      @MollyBrown-f9i 6 місяців тому

      @@rhymeswithteeth why this came up on my notifications I have no idea. But yeah, listening to Biden for God knows how long, gaslighting Americans that their reality is wrong and that the economy is GREAT. And then following it up with, "If you don't vote for me democracy die." Pair that with, "if you don't vote for me then you ain't black." Gas lighting in a relationship is abusive. Why we have tolerated it from those who are in office or trying to get into office to rule over us is astounding to me. Don't even get me started on Trump....

    • @cr41gieboy
      @cr41gieboy 6 місяців тому

      you think you live in a democracy... how adorable

  • @ClarityDetermination
    @ClarityDetermination 6 місяців тому +30

    I think many people did not "get" his jokes. I have to admit, Colin did stretch my brain.

  • @kevintolliver2928
    @kevintolliver2928 6 місяців тому +13

    He had his moments

  • @Ascertain4Yourself
    @Ascertain4Yourself 6 місяців тому +42

    Just imagine what Don Rickles would have done at this diner.

    • @marksavage879
      @marksavage879 6 місяців тому +8

      The only blowing in this crowd tonight, is the breeze that whistles between the ears of all the people with no sense of humor.

    • @billtownbiker
      @billtownbiker 6 місяців тому +1

      It's not a diner; it's a dinner.

    • @marksavage879
      @marksavage879 6 місяців тому +1

      Blue plate special diner, by the looks of the crowd.

    • @cabanford
      @cabanford 6 місяців тому

      Wow. Epic thought ❤

    • @mnfrench7603
      @mnfrench7603 6 місяців тому

      “There’s no booing, there’s no booing”

  • @MariaPerez-pl9tc
    @MariaPerez-pl9tc 6 місяців тому +42

    Colin made fun of the orange toddler, some repuglicans and even President Biden...about that!!!....but in all seriousness, mentioning his deceased grandfather and comparing him to President Biden was very sweet ...Colin Jost was a Hit tonight!!!

    • @dyleris
      @dyleris 6 місяців тому

      The 'deceased this year' part was truly sneaky!

    • @cr41gieboy
      @cr41gieboy 6 місяців тому

      oh please

  • @CJfunctional
    @CJfunctional 6 місяців тому +26

    Joe Biden is a decent man! He has my vote

    • @AdolfsGirl
      @AdolfsGirl 6 місяців тому +7

      you need help

    • @AdolfsGirl
      @AdolfsGirl 6 місяців тому +2

      libertarian party 2024

    • @Dan0948
      @Dan0948 6 місяців тому

      No one can help you 👉🏼​@@AdolfsGirl

    • @henrytallent7819
      @henrytallent7819 6 місяців тому +3

      @@AdolfsGirl because in a world of 8 billion people, your individuality matters. 🤣

    • @nl5828
      @nl5828 6 місяців тому

      palestinians would strongly disagree that “biden is a decent man”

  • @jkap34
    @jkap34 6 місяців тому +40

    Was that Scarlett in the audience saying "ooh, that was good" after the OJ joke?

    • @philliph8991
      @philliph8991 6 місяців тому +5

      Whoever it was said it 3 or 4 times.

    • @janinechansons
      @janinechansons 6 місяців тому +16

      It was Kelly O'Donnell, president of the WHCA. She's sitting right next to the podium. There's a moment in the vid where you see her commenting, and she's very audible.

    • @diyboatrestoration3448
      @diyboatrestoration3448 6 місяців тому +5

      @@janinechansonsI love President Biden’s joke that she’s too young to be president. That was choice!

  • @briansounalath
    @briansounalath 6 місяців тому +5

    He’s like the handsome nerd in school. On the west coast they don’t look like this but the east coast elites yeah.

  • @jonmesser1672
    @jonmesser1672 6 місяців тому +6

    he didn't have the audience, but he had me, funny as F

  • @yurikostyk745
    @yurikostyk745 6 місяців тому +14

    Brilliant and insightful.

  • @fhl1369
    @fhl1369 6 місяців тому +32

    Colin did a great job

  • @lawbinson
    @lawbinson 6 місяців тому +12

    Compared to previous hosts, this feels more like we’re sitting in on a dinner between Joe and Collin’s families.

    • @cr41gieboy
      @cr41gieboy 6 місяців тому

      yep... fucking sickening. And no mention of Assange from a single "journalist". Tools of the corporate state, the lot of them.

  • @arnaudmanir
    @arnaudmanir 6 місяців тому +11

    He aced it!! Big up Colin

  • @wintersbabyy
    @wintersbabyy 6 місяців тому +13

    Oh, I thought it would be Seth Meyers because he’s been unavailable all week, but this is a nice surprise. Love you Colin, you did great!!!

    • @Speedy4527
      @Speedy4527 6 місяців тому

      Seth was on standby in case Donald made a surprise appearance.

  • @steverdms
    @steverdms 6 місяців тому +13

    Ok, that was extremely good.

  • @realandsurreal
    @realandsurreal 6 місяців тому +38

    Good job Colin! I was laughing at your jokes even when the room wasn't!

    • @AMR421RA
      @AMR421RA 6 місяців тому

      Guess you were the rare ones

  • @toulousereg
    @toulousereg 6 місяців тому +6

    Not only did I enjoy this funny and thought provoking address, I felt the need to comment on the NY Times critic, Jason Zinoman who panned it. It is increasingly frustrating that the NY Times is selective about when to allow comments on an article. Often the comment sections have far more insight than articles that may have an agenda. Colin Jost is understated but that forces the audience to make an effort. I loved his comparing himself to Doug Emhoff. They are both second husbands. and “It’s after 10 p.m. Sleepy Joe is still awake, while Trump has spent the last week falling asleep in court every morning-though Fox News just said he was being anti-woke.”

  • @Nihil_Supernum
    @Nihil_Supernum 5 місяців тому +4

    The fact that Biden mimed puppet strings at the puppet joke indicates humility that I'm glad the President has.

  • @RevisIslandNY
    @RevisIslandNY 6 місяців тому +7

    His grandfather voting twice spot on!

  • @michaelkirshner4591
    @michaelkirshner4591 6 місяців тому +3

    Watching Biden laughing at jokes about himself reminds us what it is like to have a president who has humility and isn't a malignant narcissist.

  • @Merkanification
    @Merkanification Місяць тому +2

    God Bless You Mr President Biden for taking a Sick and chaotic country with a COVID pandemic mismanaged, helping our families agonizing to survive and for us free of a Dictator letting us dying and in addition terrorized and traumatized with a plot for insurrection 🗽💙🇺🇸🤏🏻 thank you for The Health care Act , Jobs and making possible to help us with our day life and freedom . 🙏🏻🗽🇺🇸

  • @kemouse
    @kemouse 6 місяців тому +10

    I thought Joe had better lines.

  • @dianaregan6698
    @dianaregan6698 6 місяців тому +3

    I really enjoyed all of Colin’s presentation. It was funny and true on both sides.