SNL's Colin Jost & Michael Che Take Lie Detector Tests | Vanity Fair

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  • @iAmLeRoY1221
    @iAmLeRoY1221 6 років тому +9029

    I like that Michael was trying so hard to trip Colin up but then when it was Colin's turn to ask questions half of them were just trying to make michael admit they're friends

    • @phopcorn5114
      @phopcorn5114 6 років тому +198

      🤣🤣😂 so cute

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 6 років тому +147

      and other half was about Che's criminal past. a whitey gona white, a bl.. a proud afroamerican gonna afroamericanize.

    • @ADAM-uf3my
      @ADAM-uf3my 6 років тому +4

      Exxperiment626 7

    • @OlviMasta77
      @OlviMasta77 6 років тому +48

      I guess he needs that one black friend..

    • @XalexandraXRrR
      @XalexandraXRrR 6 років тому +2

      Tomasz Skowroński hahahaha I am so dead. Thank you, good man 😂

  • @Operation_FUBAR
    @Operation_FUBAR 6 років тому +25235

    The power couple of SNL.

  • @grimmjowvsjaggerjack
    @grimmjowvsjaggerjack 6 років тому +8287

    Che has good priorities.
    Questions about the integrity of the political system = No sweat.
    Question about watching the Kardashians = Acts like he's being framed for murder.

    • @lei7417
      @lei7417 5 років тому +43

      No comments? Imma change that

    • @TheReal12
      @TheReal12 5 років тому +14

      @@lei7417 MVP

    • @tommyhayfield9977
      @tommyhayfield9977 4 роки тому +2

      SNL, what a collection of bad intentions that they somehow cashed in on...the actors that is. So, there's no conspiracies, right Colin and Michael. Just a little one maybe, right?

  • @lhaigler1485
    @lhaigler1485 3 роки тому +11342

    Love how colin’s reasoning for there not being an Illuminati is scheduling and he wasn’t lying

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 3 роки тому +557

      I mean as an Illuminati member he’s basically right. We had to raincheck our meetings to the point we’re just a group chat at this point

    • @aeroripper
      @aeroripper 3 роки тому +90

      The illuminati were a real group in Barvaria until they were arrested by police in like the 1700s I think.

    • @braxatikus3640
      @braxatikus3640 3 роки тому +97

      @@zandaroos553 & I still can't get the filter off when we do our Zoom meetings

    • @owenmeier
      @owenmeier 2 роки тому +56

      @@braxatikus3640 you two are so weird at our meetings. For a couple of world controllers you are not tech savvy.

    • @elhopper3735
      @elhopper3735 2 роки тому +31

      @@owenmeier I know right? Someone should show them the training video again

  • @charlottemcguire6716
    @charlottemcguire6716 5 років тому +14131

    “have you done anything backstage that could be considered illegal”
    “yes”
    “what”
    “i don’t recall what was the question”

    • @gamjc
      @gamjc 5 років тому +469

      COCAINA!

    • @Superfreak_willys
      @Superfreak_willys 5 років тому +112

      gamjc exactly what crossed my mind

    • @imbored4821
      @imbored4821 5 років тому +248

      Bro everyone on snl does something

    • @kittyprincess_mini9032
      @kittyprincess_mini9032 5 років тому +29

      Lol that part had me dying

    • @danielbissell
      @danielbissell 4 роки тому +96

      C’mon. Almost every celebrity smokes pot like taking tictacs.

  • @heyreallygiger
    @heyreallygiger 6 років тому +12993

    Michael: *breathes*
    Colin: *wheeeeeeze*

  • @CullenCochran
    @CullenCochran 5 років тому +2550

    the way Che looks down at the ground and says "..friend" has to be up there with one of the more heart-warming moments of 2018.

    • @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834
      @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 5 років тому +4

      When?

    • @gio6166
      @gio6166 5 років тому +31

      @@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 16:09

    • @legvas9059
      @legvas9059 4 роки тому +6

      When the Falcon and Winter soldier show finally comes out, Anthony and Sebastian should guest star on SNL as Colin and Michael

  • @AbdulHaseeb-ze7pu
    @AbdulHaseeb-ze7pu 3 роки тому +12315

    polygraph lady who probably has seen criminals confess: serious
    colin and michael: heheEEHEHEEHE

    • @briaquinlan9497
      @briaquinlan9497 3 роки тому +192

      It definitely had a "crush on Michael" vibe at some moments tho

    • @raywilliams212
      @raywilliams212 3 роки тому +58

      @@briaquinlan9497 his shirt DOES say Romance haha

    • @katiey1252
      @katiey1252 3 роки тому +104

      She definitely was laughing and smiling with them

    • @tobyfinney768
      @tobyfinney768 3 роки тому +47

      They can actually control it for entertainment purposes and to exaggerate the answers and that makes me really sad 😭

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 роки тому +13

      She's playing it like a piano

  • @tjrusch
    @tjrusch 5 років тому +4101

    I love the woman that gives the test. You never see her break character until these 2 show up lol.

    • @fzzypurpleturtle
      @fzzypurpleturtle 4 роки тому +78

      I think there was one where the person kept referring to her by her first name and she was definitely swooning without meaning to

    • @fzzypurpleturtle
      @fzzypurpleturtle 4 роки тому +26

      Found it! It was milo ventimiglia

    • @vinsondong879
      @vinsondong879 4 роки тому +27

      When the Falcon and Winter soldier show finally comes out, Anthony and Sebastian should guest star on SNL as Colin and Michael

  • @leahlurie4315
    @leahlurie4315 5 років тому +9851

    they have to do this with john mulaney and either nick kroll or pete davidson

  • @chiefkeefsbabydaddy9945
    @chiefkeefsbabydaddy9945 4 роки тому +25518

    i love how Michael Che is always acting like he has something better to do

  • @MrTreCarter618
    @MrTreCarter618 3 роки тому +4924

    Colin’s face after Che’s “Not enough attention” is how you know they’re great friends. He understood that he was serious and the response was heartfelt and waited for eye contact and nodded to acknowledge his words and offer silent empathy. They pick at each other, but clearly have the upmost respect. Che got deep with the “I think it’s fixed” too.

    • @simonethomas4090
      @simonethomas4090 3 роки тому +90

      im so glad you caught that. so did i.

    • @wildpeepee2411
      @wildpeepee2411 3 роки тому +17

      When was this

    • @MrTreCarter618
      @MrTreCarter618 3 роки тому +42

      @@wildpeepee2411 13:20

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 3 роки тому +50

      Man that was touching

    • @adumbberg
      @adumbberg 3 роки тому +33

      The problem with Manhattan? Not enough attention. The response was sarcastic and deadpan. And hilarious. Colin joined in the deadpan serious tone, making it even more funny. Camera scans to lie detector test lady, seemingly oblivious, for humorous effect. Also, lie detector machine not moving, which tells you something about lie detector machines.

  • @HenaJ
    @HenaJ 5 років тому +11460

    I love how they think we know to how to read the polygraph.

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 5 років тому +784

      Right?? There's no explanation or anything. When the machine just wiggles a little bit, does mean they are lying, or does it have to wiggle a lot for it to be a lie??
      Idk why they don't just overlay text in the video that says truth or lie for each answer; that would be so much better. Or, they could just have her just say truth or lie after each answer. Either would be great 😂

    • @DezerayHope
      @DezerayHope 5 років тому +327

      @@orchdork775 I think when the top line does a big wiggle that's when they're lying

    • @NovaKnight_
      @NovaKnight_ 4 роки тому +140

      susan ivy What if the person has something along the lines of an anxiety disorder that would give a physiological response that may be contrary to what they’re saying because they’re on edge? I’m just curious.

    • @Lewabwee
      @Lewabwee 4 роки тому +130

      ​@susan ivy All polygraph's test is your.... blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity. So they don't exactly measure your lying hormone that only gets activated when you're lying. If I have a reaction for any reason the lie detecter can mark it as a severe reaction and the person running the test will contextualize that as a lie. Looking at how calm and stern she is during this you can easily see how being in a situation that is more serious than a fun comedy bit could result in someone having a severe reaction to answering a particular question despite their honesty due to general discomfort with the situation if not something more specific.

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike 4 роки тому +176

      ​@susan ivy Even with the best interpretation of what they do, polygraphs do not test if you're telling the truth. They simply test if you're uncomfortable with a line of questioning. There are times when the truth is more uncomfortable than a lie, and telling the truth could trigger the polygraph more than telling a lie.
      Also when you're uncertain about the answer, the fact that you've been asked a question you don't know the answer to while hooked up to a supposed truth telling machine is going to make you uncomfortable and trigger the machine whether you tell the truth or not.
      You can see that happening all through the video. Any time they're asked a specific question about a vague topic it sets off the machine.
      How many people remember their dreams for long periods of time? But when Michael asks specifics about Colins dreams that he clearly doesn't remember, it sets off the machine. Not because he's lying, but because he's worried what the machine might interpret as a lie, because that is a very layered question that doesn't have a simple answer. If you think hard enough, you might be able to dig up a couple of memories, so it's not entirely true to say you don't remember - although for any reasonable expectation it's completely true - but it's certainly also not true that you do remember, since you would have to put a lot of effort into just getting useless fragments.
      Michael is a master of making Colin uncomfortable. It's what their whole act is based on. The questions he asked were going to set off the machine no matter what Colin said.

  • @kianmonaghan8924
    @kianmonaghan8924 6 років тому +4082

    Even the polygraph woman was laughing, and she literally never laughs

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 6 років тому +64

      Kian Monaghan she doesn’t even smile lol!

    • @sonogramgrl
      @sonogramgrl 5 років тому +57

      I want her job. That would be such an interesting life (sigh).

    • @SergioDaMac559
      @SergioDaMac559 5 років тому +3

      Cause shes fat

    • @saharafamily1
      @saharafamily1 5 років тому +8

      Sergio Moralez ?

    • @SergioDaMac559
      @SergioDaMac559 5 років тому +1

      @@saharafamily1 She never laughs cause shes mad that shes fat lol

  • @earthavi
    @earthavi 5 років тому +13432

    the polygraph lady is the best. i'm surprised most people didn't understand that it's a joke that she's so serious lol

    • @pipizondersnuif1335
      @pipizondersnuif1335 5 років тому +252

      does cringe count as humor?

    • @Temzy17
      @Temzy17 5 років тому +595

      @@pipizondersnuif1335 it actually does. It's called 'cringe comedy.' You might want to look it up.

    • @ariehill5631
      @ariehill5631 5 років тому +193

      @@Temzy17 serious question: could The Office be counted as that? Kind of what my mind immediately went to

    • @meig8136
      @meig8136 5 років тому +180

      Arie Hill yea the office would count, along with parks and rec, Brooklyn 99, and 30 rock (idk if that helped but)

    • @vatechie21
      @vatechie21 5 років тому +88

      I think we get it but it doesn't play that well for her. I like her though. The other polygrapher they have does "tough guy" in a funnier way. Could just be the editing though.

  • @flowerbloom..
    @flowerbloom.. 3 роки тому +4988

    Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly: THEY’RE TRYING TO TEAR US APART
    Colin and Michael: *actively trying to tear each other apart*

    • @zeenoyb
      @zeenoyb 3 роки тому +85

      That's their friendship, I love how they pick on each other and love each other highkey at the same time, it all shines thru 😂

    • @kleliamichel4944
      @kleliamichel4944 3 роки тому +13

      Pete and MGK are honest friends, that's why

    • @bakedpsychopathtv5645
      @bakedpsychopathtv5645 Рік тому +13

      @@kleliamichel4944 So are Michael and Colin

  • @sampepper7682
    @sampepper7682 4 роки тому +17319

    Che: Do you think I'm a good friend?
    Colin: remembering the all the time's he forced him to sound racist

    • @coziiframe177
      @coziiframe177 3 роки тому +65

      Lol.. Funny

    • @lavernphillips8779
      @lavernphillips8779 3 роки тому +29

      Lol

    • @joshuaalexander6296
      @joshuaalexander6296 3 роки тому +286

      And the lady “why the hesitation?” Lol she is for real about her polygraph test 😂

    • @royroos8036
      @royroos8036 3 роки тому +90

      Yeah the Christmas specials where they have to read each others jokes are hilarious

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 3 роки тому +24

      You mean the highlights of his career

  • @elistaubsicle9117
    @elistaubsicle9117 6 років тому +2422

    “which one is tax evasion” 😂 made me cry

  • @ronburgundy244
    @ronburgundy244 6 років тому +11372

    These two need to be in some kind of buddy cop movie.

    • @michaelchenault3693
      @michaelchenault3693 6 років тому +124

      They'd make an excellent Martin & Lewis if they weren't both so smart.

    • @miloesalazar
      @miloesalazar 6 років тому +60

      Why a cop movie? I keep seeing this comment everywhere. There are other duo movies than just a cop film.

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 6 років тому +32

      MyloRen just the first that came to mind.

    • @michaelchenault3693
      @michaelchenault3693 6 років тому +22

      Perhaps you might prefer a road movie. Maybe a remake of 'Road to Utopia.'

    • @Rememberme2305
      @Rememberme2305 6 років тому +42

      The movie would be called "Two Black Guyz"

  • @daltonbradford2014
    @daltonbradford2014 3 роки тому +20661

    Gonna tell my kids this was Falcon and the Winter Soldier

  • @myrajae6343
    @myrajae6343 5 років тому +5938

    “misdemeanor or felony”
    “which one is tax evasion” 😭😭😭😭

    • @kohlcooke8789
      @kohlcooke8789 4 роки тому +143

      lol and he looked dead serious too while the polygraph said he was telling the truth

    • @ger5565
      @ger5565 4 роки тому +71

      3 days later, Michael Che was audited by the IRS.

    • @erikaflores2339
      @erikaflores2339 4 роки тому +43

      the way Che looks down at the ground and says "..friend" has to be up there with one of the more heart-warming moments of 2018.

  • @anthonys5542
    @anthonys5542 6 років тому +2213

    Her seriousness and snarky responses are cracking me up.
    Che grilling Jost and giving him a hard time is hilarious.
    And Colin's laugh is hella contagious.

  • @June26Brown
    @June26Brown 6 років тому +2310

    I've honestly never seen better chemistry, or a more genuine friendship in entertainment.

    • @yesyes9859
      @yesyes9859 6 років тому +27

      John Brown yeah, maybe also the lonely island, but i agree.

    • @smrkva5911
      @smrkva5911 6 років тому +109

      Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

    • @indicolite3355
      @indicolite3355 6 років тому +20

      Rhett and Link. They've also done the same lie detector test.

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 6 років тому +10

      Clarkson, Hammond, and May

    • @corey2232
      @corey2232 6 років тому +18

      Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Owen Wilson used to be in everything together.

  • @jermm2183
    @jermm2183 3 роки тому +4547

    I love how Che was just trying to get Colin to embarrass himself and Colin is giving this man a criminal interrogation

    • @LloydSkyLion
      @LloydSkyLion Рік тому +30

      He wanted to know if they were friends, too.

    • @labzline
      @labzline Рік тому +9

      That was surprisingly a good assessment. I’m not sure which one I prefer.

    • @TheManchise517
      @TheManchise517 11 місяців тому +5

      Agree.. too serious colin..

  • @lukeperry8407
    @lukeperry8407 6 років тому +5191

    “Do you think you’re better than me because you went to Harvard?” I choked

    • @JackLinko
      @JackLinko 5 років тому +9

      Luke Perry I did too

    • @joshwettlin6670
      @joshwettlin6670 5 років тому +2

      On my nuts

    • @TheRacingWind
      @TheRacingWind 5 років тому +12

      I had water in my mouth I nearly spit-taked on my laptop

    • @Batgirl219
      @Batgirl219 5 років тому +166

      I really wish the response had been “No, that’s not why I think I’m better than you.”

    • @jamalimam3784
      @jamalimam3784 4 роки тому +11

      @@Batgirl219 that'd be brutal

  • @charlie1903
    @charlie1903 4 роки тому +7263

    Michael: “If you could give marital advice to pete, what would it be?”
    Colin: “yes”

    • @spiciinugget
      @spiciinugget 3 роки тому +156

      I love that it said he lied

    • @keegan.j1321
      @keegan.j1321 2 роки тому +17

      @@spiciinugget does that mean he's saying no to marriage? honestly solid advice if so lol

  • @lorenag.5280
    @lorenag.5280 6 років тому +2590

    Idk why but for some reason it makes me happy knowing that Michael & Colin are actually friends in real life

    • @oliviachikowi9177
      @oliviachikowi9177 6 років тому +68

      I 100% agree too, that I’m also happy that these two are actually friends. Love them together 😀

    • @allme2547
      @allme2547 5 років тому +4

      @Stephanie Logan I love your comment...hope that makes you happy. XOXOX

    • @lindseysquire8417
      @lindseysquire8417 4 роки тому +23

      The look on Colin's face when he realized that Micheal would choose him over Keenan added ten years to my lifespan.

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 3 роки тому +1314

    Their chemistry is great. Not only hilarious together, but you can really tell they have grown into genuine friends.

  • @WoodwiseJoe
    @WoodwiseJoe 6 років тому +2410

    "Do you think the system is broken?"
    "No, I think it is fixed."
    Awesome answer!

    • @troyevitt2437
      @troyevitt2437 6 років тому +20

      Colin looks like JFK taking a polygraph.

    • @gramnet
      @gramnet 6 років тому +5

      it was perfect

    • @asdasdasdasd714
      @asdasdasdasd714 6 років тому +26

      "Wow, that gave _me_ a chill" awesome self follow-up

  • @ninch98
    @ninch98 6 років тому +4722

    Nick Kroll and John Mulaney need to do this ASAP!!!

  • @moneybagshastings2247
    @moneybagshastings2247 5 років тому +4781

    "You can take a boy outta Staten Island but you can't take Staten Island outta the boy" xDDDDD

    • @jk8352
      @jk8352 5 років тому +32

      i wheezed

    • @jacidstorm2592
      @jacidstorm2592 5 років тому +8

      This is at 666 and I hope no one changes it

    • @lukenel29
      @lukenel29 5 років тому +12

      yes, but only for tax reasons...

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 роки тому +3

      jacidstorm now it’s at 3.6 lmao

    • @sreeragjayagopal2054
      @sreeragjayagopal2054 3 роки тому

      @@larrymcjones now its 4.3 lmao

  • @jellycow6198
    @jellycow6198 2 роки тому +630

    13:15 literally broke my heart... Colin's response to Michael's serious answer was so genuine and real and heartfelt that it just said so much to their relationship and how they understand each other through a silent, true understanding.

    • @jofriissac
      @jofriissac Рік тому +9

      Great observation 👌🏽

    • @youtuubba010
      @youtuubba010 10 місяців тому +3

      "Broken glass everywhere" is a great call back to Grandmaster Flash's The Message

    • @RockyLee-2023
      @RockyLee-2023 Місяць тому

      ​@@youtuubba010thank you for mentioning that

  • @estherk5786
    @estherk5786 5 років тому +2006

    I would like to say that I would 100% watch a reality show on just Michael and Colin being roommates.

  • @kimkatrel6780
    @kimkatrel6780 5 років тому +4995

    When the Falcon and Winter soldier show finally comes out, Anthony and Sebastian should guest star on SNL as Colin and Michael

    • @CJAX
      @CJAX 4 роки тому +32

      Omg

    • @beka9719
      @beka9719 4 роки тому +66

      Broooooooo, they totally could thouhh

    • @Lucy-jt6yv
      @Lucy-jt6yv 4 роки тому +93

      I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

    • @sarahlopez4552
      @sarahlopez4552 4 роки тому +49

      That is the smartest thing I’ve heard

    • @dreadfullygrey
      @dreadfullygrey 4 роки тому +5

      DAM DANIEL!

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb 5 років тому +1549

    When Michael gets that serious look on his face when thinking about what's wrong with where he grow up and then replies "Not enough attention". Now that gave me chills! He seems so silly most of the time, but it's obvious how truly intelligent and deep he can be.

    • @dreamingofclare
      @dreamingofclare 4 роки тому +13

      my fav part

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 4 роки тому +60

      Yeah ive heard him speak at an event before he's SO wellspoken and really thoughtful i totally love him he's great to listen to

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 4 роки тому +71

      u know that being a funny comedian takes to be a truly intelligent lmao

    • @freeheeler09
      @freeheeler09 3 роки тому +16

      Yep. Jost went to Harvard, and Che has the brains to keep up with him. And, I like that they think of each other as friends, yet give each other a hard time in a fun, kidding way, something many guys do with their good friends.

    • @rubberduckyofsteel
      @rubberduckyofsteel 3 роки тому +5

      the way he said it was so sweet

  • @vegaankrum6115
    @vegaankrum6115 3 роки тому +684

    michaels questions: do you think you’re better than me
    colins questions: r we friends 🥺

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler Рік тому +4

      🤣

    • @INTJenny
      @INTJenny 5 місяців тому +12

      Colin is such a softie lol

    • @bakedbeings
      @bakedbeings 4 місяці тому +1

      Che had to grow up on the surface. Colin can't shake that Vault innocence.

    • @BananaFanaFoFannah
      @BananaFanaFoFannah 3 місяці тому +1

      @@bakedbeingsI LOVE THE FALLOUT REFERENCE!!!! :)

  • @lindseysquire8417
    @lindseysquire8417 4 роки тому +5194

    They simultaneously look nothing alike and exactly alike.

    • @supercorplove9144
      @supercorplove9144 3 роки тому +317

      I know what you mean. They don’t look alike but they have similar facial expressions and face shapes

    • @effacalorie
      @effacalorie 3 роки тому +284

      It's the cheeks they both were chipmunks in their past lives

    • @smokeandmirrors3913
      @smokeandmirrors3913 3 роки тому +86

      @@effacalorie Chip n Dale as humans

    • @ItsNikolai
      @ItsNikolai 3 роки тому +21

      @@smokeandmirrors3913 let's write this movie. Lmao

    • @walksthroughlife900
      @walksthroughlife900 3 роки тому +15

      @@supercorplove9144 I think you've got it. Especially the way they smirk.

  • @johnsmiths8744
    @johnsmiths8744 6 років тому +931

    "if you could give maritial advice to pete, what would you say?"
    "yes"

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 5 років тому +9

      I dont think i got this one

    • @briezzy365
      @briezzy365 4 роки тому +6

      iop erty The answer “yes” implies Colin believes Pete should get married at all, the test indicated this to be a lie.

  • @martinbondesson
    @martinbondesson 5 років тому +3896

    "Do you think I'll ever get to date a beautiful celebrity as well?"
    "Do you want to?" *can barely contain laughter*
    "No."
    "Yeah."
    Oh man, this made me laugh so hard. And that lady almost laughing too didn't make it easier!

    • @net9373
      @net9373 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah fr😂😂

    • @erikaflores2339
      @erikaflores2339 4 роки тому +57

      “misdemeanor or felony”
      “which one is tax evasion” 😭😭😭😭

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 3 роки тому +12

      And the jokes have only gotten more intense since Jost and ScarJo got married, lol. Che has a serious "my best friend's girl" crush that he won't stop harping on... don't leave him alone in a room with her ;-)

  • @Tsudkyk
    @Tsudkyk Рік тому +225

    This is one of the best duos in SNL history. They seem to really like each other yet there is tension in the room (also during weekend update) and they know how to play with that energy.

    • @Scarletowl24
      @Scarletowl24 Рік тому +5

      It’s joined such iconic duos as John belushi and Dan akroyd, Chris Farley and david spade

  • @xXSakuraTearsXx
    @xXSakuraTearsXx 4 роки тому +8171

    *Colin:* Do you think our political system is broken?
    *Che:* _No... I think it’s fixed._
    *Me:* *≗ȏ≗*
    *Colin:* *≗ȏ ≗*
    *Che:* *≗ ȏ≗*
    *Polygraph Lady:* _ಠ_ಠ_

    • @THLaunched
      @THLaunched 4 роки тому +109

      Loclyn LaBorde she said “yeah” when he said that was poetic

    • @xXSakuraTearsXx
      @xXSakuraTearsXx 4 роки тому +58

      Morning Dew,
      I was mostly joking about their faces during that part- _especially_ since she stays so serious throughout the video. That was the most stark difference in reaction they had, through it all, _imho._

    • @msmarshall3pt0
      @msmarshall3pt0 3 роки тому +10

      That was pretty dope!

    • @dorkus309
      @dorkus309 2 роки тому +1

      Literally the best part

  • @RecardoGuillermo
    @RecardoGuillermo 6 років тому +3079

    “Marital advice for Pete” yeah that’s a no go

    • @gazzy2228
      @gazzy2228 6 років тому +62

      RecardoGuillermo
      That was a mega-oof

    • @StrawberryCrush2000
      @StrawberryCrush2000 6 років тому +102

      maybe he should've given that advice am I right

    • @shapen360
      @shapen360 6 років тому +56

      Colin knew what would happen.

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 6 років тому +46

      didn't we all know tho?

  • @sissyrrr98
    @sissyrrr98 6 років тому +2490

    I love that women. She’s so serious and rude in the most intentional and best way

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 6 років тому +36

      sissyrrr98 *woman

    • @sissyrrr98
      @sissyrrr98 6 років тому +5

      UA-camName eh I always get confused on this

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 6 років тому +27

      sissyrrr98 How to remember: it's like man vs men but with wo- added on the front.

    • @sofiapalacios4326
      @sofiapalacios4326 6 років тому +4

      sissyrrr98 i always think of it as like in "superman" being singular

    • @brittneybabeee4031
      @brittneybabeee4031 6 років тому +11

      Just try to think of it simply if you can. Woman and man are singular and women and men are plural. An=singular and En=plural. If you ever need help with English or anything else, feel free to let me know and I can email you. :) Have a great day!

  • @dylansartore8633
    @dylansartore8633 3 роки тому +323

    proof of friendship is how they survived through a situation this awkward

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv 5 років тому +4268

    “Have you ever killed a woman?”
    “I don’t think I have”
    Girl: “😳”
    That had me dead for some reason. 😂

    • @kabelo6415
      @kabelo6415 4 роки тому +71

      🤣🤣🤣and then he said if she died then it might be because of a broken heart

    • @leilajoy8178
      @leilajoy8178 3 роки тому +16

      Well are you a woman, cause... then he tellin the truth

  • @User-ft6dc
    @User-ft6dc 6 років тому +241

    This is the most adorable bromance i have ever seen. Move in together guys.

  • @whathasitevermeant
    @whathasitevermeant 6 років тому +633

    "Do you think I'm second?"
    "No. because I think you're first."
    Wow, that was humbling. (6:27)

    • @supermojo9672
      @supermojo9672 5 років тому +29

      Was a lie, but cute lie. 😳😊

    • @b.g.3073
      @b.g.3073 4 роки тому

      Thanks. I can't hear or read, so that was helpful.

  • @bwines16
    @bwines16 Рік тому +184

    “I don’t sit here and say bad things about where you grew up”
    “Literally what you’re about to do next” 😂😂😂 they know each other so well

  • @TerranceMann
    @TerranceMann 6 років тому +3201

    Which one is tax evasion?

  • @oscarfun100
    @oscarfun100 6 років тому +920

    "Do you refer to me as a friend or as a co-worker?"
    "A friend..."
    They are so cute after that answer, I'm melting lol

  • @TWE_2000
    @TWE_2000 6 років тому +892

    Colin: Misdemeanor or Felony
    Che: Which one is tax evasion?
    😂😂😂😂

    • @jstandards766
      @jstandards766 6 років тому +27

      "It's federal"
      "I'll say misdemeanor then lol"

  • @ShadowBlade-ye5nh
    @ShadowBlade-ye5nh 3 роки тому +2406

    Colin Jost: doesn’t watch the Avengers
    Colin Jost now: married to black widow

    • @billyt8868
      @billyt8868 3 роки тому +212

      they were already together…….. that was the joke 🤡🤡🤡

    • @razofdead
      @razofdead 2 роки тому +11

      He knew her maybe for that movie with big-ants!

    • @ComaAlpha
      @ComaAlpha 5 місяців тому +2

      That was the point of the question. Mike expected Colin to say Scarlett because they're married or at least dating by the time this was shot.

  • @poliknoy
    @poliknoy 6 років тому +1385

    “Staten island is garbage land” LMAOOOO

  • @leviweiss4135
    @leviweiss4135 6 років тому +1997

    The polygraph lady is stone cold and reminds me a little bit of Jillian Bell.

    • @masontansey1458
      @masontansey1458 6 років тому +42

      Levi Weiss she’s acting like she’s the person in the movie that has no emotions but she does polygraph tests for a living so

    • @rubymaller6346
      @rubymaller6346 5 років тому

      Jillian Bell, yes!!

    • @DJ-vu9lx
      @DJ-vu9lx 5 років тому +1

      A wee bit terse.

    • @martini1179
      @martini1179 5 років тому

      Reminds me of Reese Witherspoon.

    • @Dot_Con
      @Dot_Con 5 років тому +9

      It's comedic lmao. Clearly they were asking her to play that up.

  • @Inamichan
    @Inamichan 6 років тому +295

    14:20 “stop yelling at the machine”
    Michael: _rage against the machine_

  • @StefaniaOlla
    @StefaniaOlla 3 роки тому +898

    Colin: "Do you refer to me as more of a friend or of a coworker?"
    Che: *gets suddenly shy*
    That was so sweet, aw.

  • @VonTom
    @VonTom 6 років тому +1957

    By far the funniest one of these yet

  • @justkeepingtabs1
    @justkeepingtabs1 6 років тому +642

    Colin looks so happy when Che gets caught in the lie that he'd prefer Keenan as a wingman 😁

  • @emyherrera
    @emyherrera 6 років тому +428

    Colin getting all giggly is absolutely adorable

  • @andreicmello
    @andreicmello 3 роки тому +101

    15:11 that look of indignation quickly turning into pride when the machine reacts is great lol

  • @ChuckD008
    @ChuckD008 6 років тому +376

    It took a few seasons for them to jive on Update but I love the friendship thats blossomed between the two "anchors". Theyre hysterical together.

  • @meeshell2267
    @meeshell2267 5 років тому +549

    Michael Che is so quick with his humor wow

    • @mylesrothfarb9
      @mylesrothfarb9 4 роки тому +10

      It’s almost like he gets paid to do it

    • @JC-rl6ln
      @JC-rl6ln 3 роки тому +5

      Myles Rothfarb Passive-aggressive much?

  • @MarkReviews
    @MarkReviews 6 років тому +5416

    "Yeah...you just can't use chickens."

    • @umuh3709
      @umuh3709 6 років тому +4

      I’m the first reply

    • @jonathandoss5852
      @jonathandoss5852 6 років тому +5

      I read this right as he said it.

    • @justthefactsfactsman8359
      @justthefactsfactsman8359 6 років тому

      @@umuh3709 You're an idiot.

    • @petrcrawthwait9338
      @petrcrawthwait9338 6 років тому +2

      i really hate these vanity fair videos. basically the equivalent of spam

    • @treehuggerkyle
      @treehuggerkyle 5 років тому +1

      I saw this comment at the very beginning of the video. I couldn’t wait to find out in what context it was used.
      (Later) I was not disappointed! 😂🤣

  • @presidentcamacho4236
    @presidentcamacho4236 3 роки тому +210

    Che's even got a hoodie that says 'Romance' to mark the occasion. How lovely.

    • @jaywillingham4085
      @jaywillingham4085 3 роки тому +3

      LoL, thought that was a little too coincidental myself.

  • @adrianlares4850
    @adrianlares4850 5 років тому +6811

    YoU’rE yElLiNg At A mAcHiNe RiGhT nOw

    • @iamthebyron
      @iamthebyron 5 років тому +219

      She was referring to herself. #icecold

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 5 років тому +229

      She seems fun.
      And by that I mean she ruins it

    • @Rara77117
      @Rara77117 5 років тому +51

      So rude

    • @RegularRyy
      @RegularRyy 5 років тому +316

      shes playing a character, people. lmao

    • @RondaDM
      @RondaDM 5 років тому +59

      @black paw - yeah that's just her being the detective like on First 48 she's just playing the part she's really not mean

  • @JuleszzC
    @JuleszzC 6 років тому +312

    Woah nice double entrendre. Colin's Q: "Do you think our political system is broken?" Michael's response, "No, I think it's fixed." Too true and chills all around!

    • @30catsinacardigan22
      @30catsinacardigan22 4 роки тому +24

      @Lauren Perez-Engel the political system is "fixed" in the sense that it is permanently broken.

    • @darrellglover493
      @darrellglover493 4 роки тому +13

      @Lauren Perez-Engel fixed as in it's rigged. Like a fixed game.

  • @rexflamingo1037
    @rexflamingo1037 5 років тому +1314

    I think Colin should play Kennedy in a biopic.

    • @368carameldelux
      @368carameldelux 4 роки тому

      He could play Big John and John John

    • @swiftlyridley8608
      @swiftlyridley8608 4 роки тому +41

      He lowkey looks like one

    • @MoffTought
      @MoffTought 4 роки тому +12

      This is legit what I was thinking, like he could play like 30 year old kennedy

    • @ehamm4834
      @ehamm4834 3 роки тому

      Agreed

  • @Alios8212
    @Alios8212 Рік тому +71

    "is our system broken?" "No, I think it's fixed." Best answer ever.

  • @Pulse22
    @Pulse22 6 років тому +107

    I like how these two appear to be genuinely friends. It makes them more entertaining together.

  • @the_lovely_drawing8514
    @the_lovely_drawing8514 6 років тому +497

    they're probably so happy they finally got this opportunity to talk about pete and ariana since snl is between seasons right now lmao

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 6 років тому +15

      martial advice to Pete?
      -yes.
      LIE
      i died.

    • @Draigon18
      @Draigon18 6 років тому +1

      ya im sure they arent allowed to talk outside of recorded video...ur dumb

  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster 6 років тому +216

    Their chemistry is actually amazing

  • @ayjohnnyboy
    @ayjohnnyboy 3 роки тому +375

    Colin: Yeah I'm sure I've lied to you at some point
    Che: About what?
    He asked him like an angry girlfriend lol

  • @dannikris7765
    @dannikris7765 6 років тому +299

    “No I think everyone should be made fun of least 4 times a week” agreed Che, agreed lmao

  • @juicyjanelle9581
    @juicyjanelle9581 5 років тому +503

    I love that Michael is just spending the whole video trying to get Colin to break like they’re on SNL 😂😂

  • @chattycassiee
    @chattycassiee 6 років тому +733

    Colin’s turned into a dad so much in the last two years like it’s insane. His literally the physical embodiment of the stereotypical Caucasian dad, yet he has zero kids.

    • @Draigon18
      @Draigon18 6 років тому +21

      hes 35..its normal u weirdo. regardless of kids.

    • @TrumbullComic
      @TrumbullComic 6 років тому +37

      He's also dating a woman with a kid.

    • @micro-babe
      @micro-babe 6 років тому +17

      I can call him Daddy.

    • @GayDracula_
      @GayDracula_ 5 років тому +1

      @@micro-babe yes

    • @FadzaiSimango
      @FadzaiSimango 5 років тому +2

      A really young dad, I guess. People (particularly entertainers) in his generation would probably only have kids in preschool by his age 🤷🏾‍♂️
      But if he were a Baby Boomer, he'd probably have a young teenager already 😅

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 3 роки тому +61

    Colin & Che are the greatest comedy duo in decades if not absolutely ever. I think they’ve done so much better for the country then 45 ever could. Their friendship is genuine and frankly beautiful.

  • @ethanbusse5723
    @ethanbusse5723 5 років тому +120

    When Colin asked Michael what’s wrong with where he grew up.. his answer was so heartfelt and sad... I’m crying

  • @ivy3640
    @ivy3640 6 років тому +481

    *_"Yeah, you just can't use chickens"_*

  • @corneliuswhite5139
    @corneliuswhite5139 4 роки тому +780

    "Everyone should be made fun of at least 4 times a week." Deep!

  • @rocksand2853
    @rocksand2853 3 роки тому +1008

    Colin: Cockfights are legal in America, right?
    Che: Yes, except you can’t use chickens
    I’m dying
    edit: spelling :))

  • @BMWDRE10
    @BMWDRE10 5 років тому +87

    Awww, the "friend or co-worker" question left them all blushed. Too cute!

  • @thesharkangel6341
    @thesharkangel6341 6 років тому +314

    I had never gotten a chance to REALLY detail Michel Che's face before but... he's more attractive than I previously thought. Like... he's just straight up attractive. This was cool to watch.

    • @esria
      @esria 6 років тому +19

      I had the same reaction. The facial expressions he has on Weekend Update don't showcase him. Turns out he has a lovely mouth, good symmetry, and purty eyes.

    • @thesharkangel6341
      @thesharkangel6341 6 років тому +8

      @@esria EXACTLY! Thanks for explaining it for me! :D

    • @Tati_257
      @Tati_257 6 років тому +7

      Gabriela Fermin Love that you said this because I agree!!! Before this I just watched a stand up clip of him about white girls in Brooklyn and was like whoa since when is Michael Che SO hot and attractive?!?! I’ve never once seeing him a million times on WU thought he was hot.... so weird!

  • @wolf3755
    @wolf3755 6 років тому +137

    I love how Michael always brings the Harvard thing up

  • @dwightschrute992
    @dwightschrute992 3 роки тому +198

    "If you could give marital advice to pete what would it be?"
    "Yes"
    LIES

  • @Off5eth
    @Off5eth 5 років тому +813

    “Yeah just not with chickens”😂

    • @robingarrett3171
      @robingarrett3171 5 років тому +18

      That was the one that put me on the floor!

  • @dimakotme
    @dimakotme 6 років тому +907

    "I believe it's fixed"

    • @DanielOrteez
      @DanielOrteez 6 років тому +10

      Дмитрий Кот Chills

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 6 років тому +15

      12:06

    • @bri3700
      @bri3700 6 років тому +10

      I really wanted to like this, but we're at 420 votes and I'm a respectable millenial

    • @The.End.Begins24
      @The.End.Begins24 6 років тому

      not broken,

    • @chanelgraham4463
      @chanelgraham4463 6 років тому +4

      Absolute chills smh

  • @sheenestevez6710
    @sheenestevez6710 6 років тому +1523

    Would love to see Leslie Jones and Jost do this

  • @brianmurillo5340
    @brianmurillo5340 3 роки тому +50

    "Not enough attention" cut me deep. That's how I feel about the South Bronx and Spanish Harlem, growing up. Perfect answer, no drama, nothing mean.

    • @ella17734
      @ella17734 3 роки тому +1

      Can you elaborate please?

  • @bluetides
    @bluetides 4 роки тому +2610

    *”Have you gotten away with a crime?”*
    “Yes.”
    *”Was it a misdemeanor or a felony?”*
    “Which one is tax evasion?”
    absolutely killed me

    • @valeriedemello1794
      @valeriedemello1794 3 роки тому +5

      @@cgreen399 not FBI, the IRS, and there's no statute of limitations for tax evasion.

    • @ideadwars6025
      @ideadwars6025 10 місяців тому

      And then her answering felony, so he said misdemeanor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @safikamahamud9393
    @safikamahamud9393 4 роки тому +2306

    If Tom Holland do this he will reveal the whole Phase 4.

    • @hickyxnicky411
      @hickyxnicky411 4 роки тому +4

      lol yes!!

    • @ameliaoconnor8734
      @ameliaoconnor8734 4 роки тому +38

      You think he knows anything about phase four?!

    • @janessa.5623
      @janessa.5623 3 роки тому +4

      @@ameliaoconnor8734 facts

    • @cristinaluca8013
      @cristinaluca8013 3 роки тому +5

      he should do it with jake gyllehaal that would be so cool

    • @monaeyaandrade1000
      @monaeyaandrade1000 3 роки тому +4

      @@ameliaoconnor8734 no😭 they literally made him film scenes that weren’t even in endgame so he wouldn’t say anything 😭😭

  • @yesvember11
    @yesvember11 5 років тому +491

    Colin laughing the entire time taking a lie detector test is what I imagine I would do while taking a lie detector test

  • @KhushiSingh-hb9hr
    @KhushiSingh-hb9hr Місяць тому +6

    at 3:12 the way colin asks "do you want to?" is in a very specific tone that's like "i'll set you up if you want me to but i know you don't want me to so why are you asking?" and i think that's very telling of their friendship 😂

  • @lakesalpal3553
    @lakesalpal3553 4 роки тому +488

    “are you funny because deep down you’re *miserable* ?” LMAOOOOO

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 5 років тому +678

    I love how Colin got real happy when Michael lied about wanting Kenan. That was wholesome...

  • @Rocketblaster2008
    @Rocketblaster2008 4 роки тому +550

    “did you ever kill a woman?” “If I did it was only of a broken heart”. -> lie detector operator cracks

    • @bethfinn370
      @bethfinn370 2 роки тому

      Yes, I'm a Beth as well. What was THAT about? I'm so curious!

  • @jadestea4495
    @jadestea4495 3 роки тому +38

    9:57 she couldn't help but smile I love it 🤣🤣

  • @sjoo8
    @sjoo8 4 роки тому +457

    "You're yelling at a machine right now." I laughed so hard bc she was back into character like we didn't see her break like 18 times 😂. Ma'am it's too late, we saw the giggles lol.

    • @kylecook7187
      @kylecook7187 10 місяців тому +6

      Broke more during this than any of the others I've seen her in

  • @seal869
    @seal869 5 років тому +658

    Che saying he voted for Trump is A+++ trolling.

    • @xpacheco22
      @xpacheco22 5 років тому +108

      seal869 I thought he was deadass

    • @Kuttie03
      @Kuttie03 4 роки тому +58

      seal869 i hope he is trolling.

    • @jamalimam3784
      @jamalimam3784 4 роки тому +11

      He's telling the truth.

    • @mimimary16
      @mimimary16 4 роки тому +7

      I think he was being honest

    • @seal869
      @seal869 4 роки тому +4

      @ Che is a republican? why do you say that?

  • @pinkdarkcrystal
    @pinkdarkcrystal 6 років тому +826

    *YOURE YELLING AT A MACHINE RIGHT NOW*

    • @abbieb1129
      @abbieb1129 5 років тому +6

      Zaire Dunlap why did I read “YOURE YELLING AT A FRUIT MACHINE”

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere 5 років тому

      @@abbieb1129 Don't know.

    • @Warrax85tp
      @Warrax85tp 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, she needs to take it down a little bit

  • @liv1131
    @liv1131 2 роки тому +14

    The way Colin’s face lit up when the machine said Michael was lying about Keenan ✨😁✨15:14