2015 Emmys | Andy Samberg's Opening Routine

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  • @korniso
    @korniso 5 років тому +36714

    The fact that this dude is 41 is actually mindblowing

    • @lizeee6188
      @lizeee6188 5 років тому +741

      Whaaaaat

    • @cielcanterville1834
      @cielcanterville1834 5 років тому +1405

      He's more then twice my age and I swear to god he looks younger than me

    • @afinazzaheerudeen3569
      @afinazzaheerudeen3569 5 років тому +385

      BRUHHH!!! He doesn't even look like his age tho

    • @MADEINNSW
      @MADEINNSW 5 років тому +489

      Title of amys sextape

    • @afinazzaheerudeen3569
      @afinazzaheerudeen3569 5 років тому +164

      @@MADEINNSW More like both Jake's and Amy's sex tape

  • @alyssiap5513
    @alyssiap5513 5 років тому +73957

    I can no longer tell the difference between Andy Samberg and Jake Peralta

  • @makebelievekingg
    @makebelievekingg 5 років тому +23303

    Jake Peralta is an amazing detective slash genius.

    • @brooklyncarter422
      @brooklyncarter422 5 років тому +39

      Emely with an e *** amazing human/ genius (i think you mean) 💀

    • @makebelievekingg
      @makebelievekingg 5 років тому +33

      Jake is a detective, andy is a human. And they are both geniuses :)

    • @star-sl8wv
      @star-sl8wv 5 років тому +26

      gina is angry

    • @CharlPixilised
      @CharlPixilised 5 років тому +4

      Look up the Long Island

    • @lightningyt4262
      @lightningyt4262 5 років тому +3

      Did you not know about his comedy singing group the lonely island

  • @Isabella-ko8bk
    @Isabella-ko8bk 4 роки тому +10177

    Peralta, what are you doing?
    Sincerely,
    Raymond Holt

  • @paytontowle8305
    @paytontowle8305 5 років тому +17550

    *mentions every show except his own*

    • @홍리보이
      @홍리보이 4 роки тому +98

      IKR 😂💀

    • @pheniellanz5271
      @pheniellanz5271 4 роки тому +16

      lol

    • @bronwynmorrah4598
      @bronwynmorrah4598 4 роки тому +347

      That's cause he's the most humble-est
      Number one at the top of the humble list

    • @eleonore6204
      @eleonore6204 4 роки тому +112

      That's because, in the eternal words of Emily Blunt, "One never plugs one's own film!" (December 18th, during her "22 Musicals in 12 minutes with Lin Manuel Miranda & James Corden) :p

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 роки тому +18

      What do you mean? he mentioned snl

  • @laurajimenez7878
    @laurajimenez7878 5 років тому +9041

    “and I’m white” I JUST SCREAMED

    • @naamloos1031
      @naamloos1031 4 роки тому +25

      Laura Jimenez that line from the song is racist.

    • @truered6050
      @truered6050 4 роки тому +201

      @@naamloos1031 yeah how is it racist?

    • @annafidelis
      @annafidelis 4 роки тому +608

      @@naamloos1031 it isn't supposed to be. it is a criticism about the guest always being white

    • @kevinfox298
      @kevinfox298 4 роки тому +89

      @@naamloos1031 Really?? TIL pointing out racist trends started by institutions and attitudes set up by slave owners was the true racism all along.

    • @zimzimzalabim
      @zimzimzalabim 4 роки тому +32

      weird, he's jewish. Jews were not considered white until recently. I'd like to see a latino say that line and have everyone laugh.

  • @partlyironic
    @partlyironic 5 років тому +20589

    “And I’m white” Andy Samberg is really out there being the best he can be tbh

    • @shawnpitman876
      @shawnpitman876 4 роки тому +242

      @@skyblue_icecream You need to educate yourself, you're clearly living in COMPLETE ignorance.

    • @dualmao6726
      @dualmao6726 4 роки тому +8

      Helen Monaghan LMAOOO

    • @ximaxwellix
      @ximaxwellix 4 роки тому +732

      ​@@skyblue_icecream it's not a racist joke but a critique against the Emmys.

    • @hsn8196
      @hsn8196 4 роки тому +56

      @skyblue ice cream it's not a racist joke. Listen to enjoy it not criticise

    • @starguhl
      @starguhl 4 роки тому +1

      honestly

  • @electriclizard7935
    @electriclizard7935 4 роки тому +10357

    When he has the beard, he looks like a mix of himself and the guy that plays Pimento

  • @justinadrian9010
    @justinadrian9010 4 роки тому +24803

    Man Jake peralta really playing this ”Andy” pretty well

  • @kyleappleby1647
    @kyleappleby1647 4 роки тому +8065

    “So many shows, so little time!”
    “So instead I watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine.”

  • @rcgaming5087
    @rcgaming5087 5 років тому +10637

    When your son ages 20 years in 1 year

  • @fredererpower
    @fredererpower 3 роки тому +4071

    Jake: I’ve watched every show
    Hitchcock and Scully: Lucky bastard.

    • @lauragordon3420
      @lauragordon3420 3 роки тому +51

      MAMA MAGELIONIE

    • @fredererpower
      @fredererpower 3 роки тому +4

      @@be11a Thank you

    • @jamieward8009
      @jamieward8009 Рік тому +15

      Hitchcock and Scully: we tried watching every show too but we ran out of potato chips

    • @logantocker4610
      @logantocker4610 Рік тому +2

      True, so true, fred😆 (sorry if that offends you)

    • @lukasdirscherl994
      @lukasdirscherl994 Рік тому +2

      He didn't sa b99...how dare he💀

  • @rcgaming5087
    @rcgaming5087 5 років тому +7258

    Me:
    Nobody:
    UA-cam recommendations after 4 years: watch Andy sambergs 2015 emmys intro

  • @shalomeradhesh9137
    @shalomeradhesh9137 7 років тому +8040

    "and im white !" I SPIT MY FOOD

    • @abeer8159
      @abeer8159 5 років тому +10

      Omg me 2

    • @jacobname4310
      @jacobname4310 5 років тому +112

      Did not see that coming

    • @alexcoleridge1476
      @alexcoleridge1476 5 років тому +6

      fluffy unicornface No you didn’t

    • @annabtorres
      @annabtorres 5 років тому

      What did he mean by that?

    • @semthijssen
      @semthijssen 5 років тому +57

      Anna A. That Most if not all Emmy hosts are white

  • @Dirtbike-k2x
    @Dirtbike-k2x 5 років тому +3803

    why does he look like Adrian Pimento after he WATCHED EVERY SHOW

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 5 років тому +155

      Adrian wasn't actually undercover, he was watching every show

    • @taigh1100
      @taigh1100 5 років тому +18

      lookintomyeyesandyouwilldie because jake went a bit crazy and didn’t shower.

    • @megsngibson1166
      @megsngibson1166 4 роки тому +3

      Marry Goround yess

    • @caprial
      @caprial 4 роки тому +3

      a miasma of incandescent plasma I was gonna say that

    • @amritamanoharan1191
      @amritamanoharan1191 4 роки тому +1

      Omg yes

  • @bellarosa3195
    @bellarosa3195 4 роки тому +5390

    Jake peralta: "I can't grow a beard"
    We've been lied to this whole time

  • @ElisaKnowsBest
    @ElisaKnowsBest 5 років тому +9384

    "Justin Timberlake is not coming." Title of your sex tape. (I couldn't resist, it was right there.)

  • @caitgracexx
    @caitgracexx 4 роки тому +3940

    This hits different during coronavirus lockdown

    • @ifatalraideri
      @ifatalraideri 4 роки тому +15

      I feel like I've *literally* seen every show during lockdown and my brain is trying to process them all still

    • @captainpotato6856
      @captainpotato6856 3 роки тому +2

      You grew a beard....

    • @mait9341
      @mait9341 3 роки тому

      @@captainpotato6856 dude , he watched ‘every show’

    • @captainpotato6856
      @captainpotato6856 3 роки тому

      @@mait9341 dude ,humour...u know?

    • @mait9341
      @mait9341 3 роки тому

      @@captainpotato6856 1st It is not funny, 2nd . No need to be rude

  • @ren8140
    @ren8140 5 років тому +25468

    Can we get a Brooklyn Nine Nine the musical

  • @Delta21OnYT
    @Delta21OnYT 3 роки тому +630

    Jacob Peralta and Jimmy Woo in the same room, impossible

    • @red_stereo
      @red_stereo 3 роки тому +7

      And Shirley Bennett!

    • @diskmort
      @diskmort 3 роки тому +20

      Who's Jimmy Woo, the asian guy? that's Jim halpert

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 3 роки тому +2

      @@diskmort My mistake

    • @Mr_Storm_22
      @Mr_Storm_22 3 роки тому +7

      @@diskmort Jimmy Woo is a character from the Marvel series Wandavision

    • @powerlessnessu1
      @powerlessnessu1 3 роки тому +5

      @@diskmort you don't know the god jimmy woo

  • @hmmnotsure
    @hmmnotsure 5 років тому +12685

    But the real question is, did you watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine???

  • @emilytanja7648
    @emilytanja7648 6 років тому +6917

    I didn't expect him to be such a good singer

    • @adzinco6916
      @adzinco6916 6 років тому +697

      have you heard of the lonely island

    • @avocadosatlaw9406
      @avocadosatlaw9406 6 років тому +411

      HE’S IN A BAND

    • @elijahdaniel8058
      @elijahdaniel8058 5 років тому +353

      He is in a band and he sings all the time in b99 what are you talking about

    • @wayherdt4610
      @wayherdt4610 5 років тому +206

      He was famous fore singing before acting lol

    • @Folkmoretation.13
      @Folkmoretation.13 5 років тому +12

      OMG SAME LITERALLY SAME

  • @raedzidan6983
    @raedzidan6983 4 роки тому +4247

    *I don’t remember this episode of Brooklyn nine nine...*

  • @gioma9074
    @gioma9074 3 роки тому +2345

    everyone is talking about Peralta, but have you seen that Jimmy Woo is in there?

    • @Gobeline78
      @Gobeline78 3 роки тому +85

      Now stop me if you've heard this one before : Jimmy Woo, Shirley Bennett, Cece Parikh and Jake Peralta walk into a dinner... --with some other guy idk--

    • @notteryaki453
      @notteryaki453 3 роки тому +108

      Bro that’s Jim Halpert

    • @maddiemilken5816
      @maddiemilken5816 3 роки тому +2

      @@Gobeline78 literally

    • @asmiforeal
      @asmiforeal 3 роки тому +25

      @@notteryaki453 identity theft is not a joke

    • @kevindonnelly215
      @kevindonnelly215 3 роки тому +1

      Jimmy W💫💫

  • @TheBoomamatic
    @TheBoomamatic 4 роки тому +2307

    "And I'm white!"
    Just gotta sneak that one in there

  • @crackingtheshell7959
    @crackingtheshell7959 6 років тому +8572

    why does jake look like pimento?

    • @aurie1825
      @aurie1825 6 років тому +14

      Cracking the Shell (in my opinion) he does not but not trying to be rude 🤗🙃

    • @jussomeguy592
      @jussomeguy592 5 років тому +23

      No the French policeman does

    • @alexakvick8504
      @alexakvick8504 5 років тому +3

      Cracking the Shell that's what I thought

    • @theowalsh2808
      @theowalsh2808 5 років тому

      You mean Andy Samberg not Jake

    • @beratedbandit5196
      @beratedbandit5196 5 років тому +2

      thats only with the beard and pimento's aggressive but Jake's just a teddy bear

  • @nicolayh1900
    @nicolayh1900 5 років тому +4044

    Jake Peralta and Andy Samberg are literally the exact same
    *Imagine playing a character that is just like you irl..*

    • @malin16
      @malin16 5 років тому +74

      Rdj and Tony stark

    • @shawnpitman876
      @shawnpitman876 4 роки тому +6

      @@malin16 Bitch please. RDJ WISHES he was tony stark IRL. RDJ was nothing more than a degenerate before his role as tony stark. Breaking co-stars arms during shoots and shit, no one wanted to work with the fucking liability.

    • @sirocco2810
      @sirocco2810 4 роки тому +22

      @@shawnpitman876 and before his abduction by terrorists TonyStark was a dickhead liked by noone around him and who loved noone, not even himself.
      A parallel literally everyone sees but you man.

    • @suchsophie2583
      @suchsophie2583 4 роки тому +46

      gina linetti- chelsea peretti

    • @reverendglitch
      @reverendglitch 4 роки тому +20

      Apparently he's actually a pretty serious guy in real life, gotta think this is another performance after all

  • @nehh_aksat
    @nehh_aksat 3 роки тому +565

    This is still the best EMMY opening. 😂
    Andy Samberg is amazing. His speech was amazing and his comedy was top -notch. One of the funniest speeches I've ever heard. 😂😘

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser 9 місяців тому

      If there's a musical number in an opening of any award show and pulled it off flawlessly, I want that person to host every single award show after that!

  • @madagascar5068
    @madagascar5068 5 років тому +8775

    It’s official- Andy Samberg is the cutest human in this world.

  • @bhartithakur6600
    @bhartithakur6600 5 років тому +6251

    I need a musical which includes Andy,Neil Patrick Harris and Chris Pratt

  • @shro0mr0om
    @shro0mr0om 5 років тому +15824

    Petition to see him and Chris Pratt do literally anything

  • @kaimemes
    @kaimemes 4 роки тому +777

    "I lock myself away"
    You're about 5 years too early

    • @ginny0932
      @ginny0932 3 роки тому +5

      This is underrated

  • @ginodiminichii2611
    @ginodiminichii2611 4 роки тому +1565

    the chaotic energy in this just kills me, Javert, the whole bit with his son, priceless

    • @agiammarco94
      @agiammarco94 3 роки тому +2

      This feels like he channeled the energy used in the Great Day digital short

    • @IantheDugan
      @IantheDugan 2 роки тому

      who was the actor playing Javert?

  • @MorphoComics
    @MorphoComics 4 роки тому +7954

    And I'm White

  • @therealwellin5846
    @therealwellin5846 4 роки тому +9985

    "I done watched every shoooow... and im white." 😂 Andy's woke af.

    • @anhduy381
      @anhduy381 3 роки тому +6

      Time stamp?

    • @zangtran295
      @zangtran295 3 роки тому +36

      @@spoopify5560 was that a bo burnham reference

    • @zangtran295
      @zangtran295 3 роки тому +10

      @@spoopify5560 a person of culture as well i see

    • @michaelagray4355
      @michaelagray4355 3 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @ryanrayner610
      @ryanrayner610 3 роки тому +16

      @@spoopify5560 true, but self awareness is the first step of it

  • @XenosvonFaneli
    @XenosvonFaneli 3 роки тому +233

    Andy: "I'm just one man, how can I possibly keep up"
    2020: "Allow me to introduce myself"

  • @drazgul9403
    @drazgul9403 7 років тому +3078

    Man he can sing

    • @Nat-fj5db
      @Nat-fj5db 6 років тому +2

      Draz'Gul RIGHT OML

    • @doglover3673
      @doglover3673 6 років тому +71

      He’s in a band.. Called Lonely Island

    • @sidhanthaneogi8615
      @sidhanthaneogi8615 5 років тому +1

      GTC Pohorex why tf are you being such a smartass...

    • @soulgazer11
      @soulgazer11 2 роки тому

      Btw his wife is a professional harpist. Few people know that fact. He has to love music to some to have married a career musician.

  • @malenelund7370
    @malenelund7370 6 років тому +2647

    2:24 reminds me of the episode in b99 with Doug Judy.
    “Papa?”
    “Fievel?”
    “Papa??”
    “Fieveeeeell!” 😂😂

    • @harryr5697
      @harryr5697 5 років тому +1

      Malene Lund ikr lmao

    • @saurabheights
      @saurabheights 5 років тому +9

      I was looking for exactly this :D

    • @snagrrri
      @snagrrri 5 років тому

      OMG yesss

    • @stardustaed.2868
      @stardustaed.2868 5 років тому +8

      me, 5 minutes after watching this particular episode : comes back here looking for this very comment

    • @katherineshaw1812
      @katherineshaw1812 5 років тому +1

      broo i thought that’s what they were gonna say

  • @teller13taylor
    @teller13taylor 4 роки тому +3930

    Me during coronavirus: well that’s my life for the next 2 years

    • @snacku5706
      @snacku5706 4 роки тому +11

      We may never even reach 2 years, by now I'm expecting the world to explode by December

    • @GeekNewz
      @GeekNewz 4 роки тому +2

      @@snacku5706 based on the mayan calendar the end of the world is in december so good guss

    • @SunlitSpectacle
      @SunlitSpectacle 2 роки тому

      We're on year 3 how do u feel op

  • @user-rf2iu3wo9u
    @user-rf2iu3wo9u 3 роки тому +346

    "and I'm white" is still the best part 5 years later

  • @BlackPony23
    @BlackPony23 4 роки тому +8098

    Andy Samberg:"I've watched every show"
    Me:Have you watched Brooklyn 99?
    Andy:hold up I'll be right back

    • @GeekNewz
      @GeekNewz 4 роки тому +165

      he didnt watch brooklyn 99 cause he lived it

    • @GeekNewz
      @GeekNewz 4 роки тому +13

      @@Kerem_Srck7 yess

    • @marywinchester5100
      @marywinchester5100 3 роки тому +4

      I look him up every day when I have WIFI
      🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @erensahylmaz1640
      @erensahylmaz1640 3 роки тому +4

      And community

    • @kalashsarode
      @kalashsarode 3 роки тому +12

      dont you mean... "Holt up, brb"?

  • @cutecandyangel
    @cutecandyangel 7 років тому +4460

    "And I'm white" HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @koolkitty214
      @koolkitty214 7 років тому

      Charlotte Marnee . km , k i,

    • @linosundae
      @linosundae 5 років тому +8

      4:15

    • @nielagi5029
      @nielagi5029 5 років тому

      I don't understand why he said that? was that supposed to be edgy!

    • @opinionatednobody5631
      @opinionatednobody5631 5 років тому +5

      @@nielagi5029 all have the Emmy award hosts have been white

    • @nielagi5029
      @nielagi5029 5 років тому

      @@opinionatednobody5631 Yes coincidentally but me, a non-racist, never noticed because I don't notice people skin colors

  • @warfaafarah6463
    @warfaafarah6463 4 роки тому +2919

    No-one
    Absolutely not a single soul
    UA-cam after 5 years- Andy sambergs’s opening routine

  • @waitforit4611
    @waitforit4611 4 роки тому +278

    I would make a Raymond Holt account and then write a comment saying: "Peralta, get back to work!", but I'm just too fucking lazy.

    • @raymondholt966
      @raymondholt966 3 роки тому +55

      Don't worry, I did it for you.
      Sincerely,
      Raymond Holt.

    • @somerandomperson2492
      @somerandomperson2492 3 роки тому +16

      @@raymondholt966 you must be lying because you shortened “do not” to “don’t”!!

    • @randomcrap8583
      @randomcrap8583 3 роки тому +2

      @@somerandomperson2492 And you sound just like Victor Emmanuel the Third

    • @somerandomperson2492
      @somerandomperson2492 3 роки тому +1

      @@randomcrap8583 I never actually understood the joke but remember the line😂😂

    • @louiseuteamo
      @louiseuteamo 3 роки тому

      that would be so good

  • @MRTAN-pe3ts
    @MRTAN-pe3ts 5 років тому +791

    Andy samberg is an amazing Emmy Host/ Genius

    • @scythe2534
      @scythe2534 4 роки тому +7

      Puggo Poggo I see what you did there and I applaud you for it!

    • @MRTAN-pe3ts
      @MRTAN-pe3ts 4 роки тому +5

      Scythe Noice

  • @thevoynichmanuscript810
    @thevoynichmanuscript810 4 роки тому +831

    You can say anything you want about this man, but damn, Peralta can sing

    • @ybarager477
      @ybarager477 4 роки тому +3

      *Andy

    • @thevoynichmanuscript810
      @thevoynichmanuscript810 4 роки тому +9

      @@ybarager477 no, I meant Peralta

    • @ybarager477
      @ybarager477 4 роки тому +4

      @@thevoynichmanuscript810 its not peralta though, its Andy, Jake died

    • @tatyanahaynes2004
      @tatyanahaynes2004 3 роки тому +5

      @@ybarager477 jake did not die whattt 💀

    • @beckalouhar6437
      @beckalouhar6437 3 роки тому +1

      he was in a band called the lonely islanders, one of the singers. :)

  • @dowdpride1
    @dowdpride1 6 років тому +748

    All these people calling him peralta dont remember the good old Lonely Island days

    • @mollyaston3809
      @mollyaston3809 5 років тому +3

      dowdpride1 IKR

    • @mollyaston3809
      @mollyaston3809 5 років тому +4

      AND HOTROD

    • @Comicaze247
      @Comicaze247 5 років тому +44

      I remember, but Andy Samberg and Jake Peralta have just merged into the same person in my mind. He is now Jady Peralberg

    • @aditikrishnan2439
      @aditikrishnan2439 4 роки тому +2

      Or they don't even know the lonely island

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 3 роки тому +80

    "Peralta what are you doing?"
    -captain holt, watching this on the TV

  • @janebolinger1675
    @janebolinger1675 4 роки тому +1903

    Anyone here in April 2020 where he doesn't have to lock himself up because everyone is.

    • @ayalapeleg1638
      @ayalapeleg1638 4 роки тому

      yeah ha ha ha

    • @mayakarelina9990
      @mayakarelina9990 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @장민영-q2c
      @장민영-q2c 4 роки тому +5

      Nah im in Korea and we are kinda done with Corona how’s life there? Lolll🤣

    • @georgiagrace9282
      @georgiagrace9282 4 роки тому

      Jane Bolinger yes 😭

    • @vlr_chn
      @vlr_chn 4 роки тому +2

      No...
      *INSTEAD I AM IN SEPTEMBER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa*

  • @jeffpulohanan9226
    @jeffpulohanan9226 5 років тому +1520

    "inside amy schumer" he truly sacrificed everything

    • @riaayumirza
      @riaayumirza 5 років тому +2

      The Best i dont understand. Explain pleasew

    • @navywavydraws6961
      @navywavydraws6961 5 років тому +57

      Search up Amy Schumer worst jokes and you'll understand. Actually best probably works too

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 років тому +14

      @@navywavydraws6961 just search Amy Schumer in general

    • @tanveshrele1307
      @tanveshrele1307 5 років тому +45

      "Inside Amy Schumer" title of your sex tape!

    • @ImSean34
      @ImSean34 4 роки тому +1

      @@tanveshrele1307 no

  • @kmw4040
    @kmw4040 5 років тому +520

    Peralta, what are you doing?

    • @aysenurmuti9903
      @aysenurmuti9903 4 роки тому +51

      I've heard Captain Holt's voice in my head..

    • @AliHaider-mp9wp
      @AliHaider-mp9wp 4 роки тому +8

      At razzmatazz?

    • @sopie108
      @sopie108 4 роки тому +10

      i have gained the power of saying that in Holt's voice

    • @rifqi96
      @rifqi96 4 роки тому +6

      Damn, you're good.

    • @aimeeelsworth5801
      @aimeeelsworth5801 4 роки тому +2

      Nathan Mayhook i said that in holts voice wtf 😳

  • @kate-ib7nd
    @kate-ib7nd 4 роки тому +263

    3:59 takes my breath away every time

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 років тому +365

    Andy Samberg, Chris Pratt, Hugh Jackman and Neil Patrick Harris need to do a musical together

  • @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356
    @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356 7 років тому +1073

    I was JUST thinking "wow, this song is kinda les miserable-ish" and then javert came and fulfilled ma dreams

  • @Shanaaa_Starrr
    @Shanaaa_Starrr 6 років тому +520

    Wow I just realized how many tv shows there are with the word wife in the title... wow

  • @antilo_3x
    @antilo_3x 3 роки тому +111

    can we just appreciate the singing which, even when telling jokes andy still makes a catchy and entertaining song

  • @albanaaragoneluengo7763
    @albanaaragoneluengo7763 4 роки тому +513

    "And I'm white" killed me, that had me laughing so much it hurt

  • @fhfilms.
    @fhfilms. 4 роки тому +414

    Was this recommended to me now because of corona because it's telling me the best way to isolate myself and watch all the shows?😂

  • @Shawn2all
    @Shawn2all 4 роки тому +549

    Adam Samberg quarantining himself in 2020

  • @nehh_aksat
    @nehh_aksat 3 роки тому +113

    The greatest opening ever. 😂
    Andy Samberg is the best.

  • @lilacmay25
    @lilacmay25 4 роки тому +4817

    This is peak Jake Peralta
    also I never knew Andy could sing

    • @Colayith
      @Colayith 4 роки тому +229

      He's in a band called TheLonelyIsland. I don't like their music, but he's pretty good at singing

    • @daniellemiller335
      @daniellemiller335 4 роки тому +140

      He literally has a band

    • @JohnBehrens118
      @JohnBehrens118 4 роки тому +181

      The Lonely Island is what gave Samberg the fame to get the B99 job in the first place.

    • @brianchia
      @brianchia 4 роки тому +117

      Did you know that he was once on a boat?

    • @tire_ks_murina
      @tire_ks_murina 4 роки тому +70

      @@brianchia and he just had sex

  • @BustedCartoonsYT
    @BustedCartoonsYT 5 років тому +188

    Who was hoping he would say I watched “Brooklyn nine nine”

    • @kalindalawrence9560
      @kalindalawrence9560 4 роки тому +6

      The reason he didn’t, is because it wasn’t in the 2015 emmys, but I totally agree with you

    • @kalindalawrence9560
      @kalindalawrence9560 4 роки тому +1

      Most of the shows in it were in the 2015 emmys, but I think it would have been weird if he said Brooklyn nine nine since he's in it

  • @notlaracheyenne
    @notlaracheyenne 5 років тому +242

    What did it cost?
    Andy: everything.

  • @keelumbra1640
    @keelumbra1640 3 роки тому +222

    Person 1: "Did you guys see Game of Thrones?"
    Andy: "I haven't seen it yet"
    Person 2: "Oh, what about Orange is the new Black?"
    Andy: "I've been meaning to, I'm gonna catch-up"
    Person 3: "You've been watching Man Men though?"
    Andy: "It's on my DVR, I'm gonna see it."
    Person 4: You've seen Empire though, right?"
    Andy: "Not yet"
    Persons 1, 2, 3, 4: "Transparent? Downton Abby? Girls? The Americans? Bloodline? (other names I can't make out : ) )
    Andy: "STOP!
    ♫ So many shows, and so little time. I'm just one man, how can I possibly keep up? ♫
    And now I know what I must do
    ♫ "I'll lock myself away, cast myself aside. They treat me like a leopard, and so the leopard hides. And once I fulfil my destiny. I shall return..." ♫
    *blackout*
    Andy: ♫ "I watched every show. Every single episode. I'm all caught up and I feel superb. I watched every show! Networks, Netflix, Amazon, all of HBR. I'm overjoyed kuzma DVR says "you watched every show"". ♫
    "Hey Jon Hamm, I watched your show Mad Men"
    Jon: "Oh Andy, when was the last time you showered?"
    Andy: "Would you believe over a year?"
    Jon: "Yes"
    Andy: "Hahahah, there was no shower or toilet in my viewing bunker!"
    Jon: "Gross"
    Andy: "HEY Kerry Washington! Quiz me about Scandal!"
    Kerry: "You smell like dog feces"
    Andy: "More like human feces"
    Kerry: "Your a mess"
    Andy: "Maybe, but ♫ I know everything there is to know about every single- ♫"
    Person: "Have you seen Castle?"
    Andy: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
    *Blackout*
    ♫ "And now there ain't a show that I don't know, I've seen every show" ♫
    Person 4: "Transparent?"
    Andy: ♫" Yes" ♫
    Person 1: "Downton?"
    Andy: ♫ "yes" ♫
    Person 2: "Orange is the new black?"
    Andy: ♫ "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! I've even seen seen A Grave of Monaco! I watched every show!" ♫
    ♫ "But at what cost? My life has past me by. My son has grown to be a man! And doesn't recognize my face." ♫
    Son: "Papa?"
    Andy: "I'm sorry"
    Javert: "Samberg!" Your under arrest"
    Andy: "Javert!"
    Javert: ♫ "You've broken the law" ♫
    Andy: ♫ "I don't know what I've done" ♫
    Javert: ♫ "You've watched too many shows" ♫
    Andy: ♫ "I'm an innocent Man" ♫
    Javert: ♫ "For your crimes against humanity, you'll spend a life in chains" ♫
    Andy: ♫ "Your insane. For there's no law against watching TV" ♫
    Javert: ♫ "Oh crap you're right. I love your beard"
    Andy: "Thanks, I like your's too."
    Javert: "Oh thank you very much. Alright piece out"
    Andy: "Now I'm gonna run through all the shows like Billy Crystal at the oscars"
    ♫ "Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh. ooh, ooh, hi, ooh, hi hi, ooh ooh ♫ his was better."
    ♫ "You may have seen the Eiffel Tower or the might Sphinx. But I saw Robet Durst confess to murder in the Jinx" ♫
    Emmy Worker: "Pardon me sir, we're trying to find a host for this years emmy awards. What shows have you seen?"
    Andy: "I watched ♫ Orange is the new Black, Better call Saul, Downton Abby, Veep, Wolf Hall, Mad Man, Louie, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Mom, Broad City, Bones, K&P, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation, Silicon Vally, Empire, How to get away with Murder, Black-ish, Inside Amy Schumer, House of Cards, Houdini, Flash, Last man on Earth, 3 runs of Mash, Pawn Stars, and the Daily Show, Cajun Pawn Stars, Tosh.0, The Bachelorettes, Stephen Colbert, SNL, What not to Wear, Wife Swap, Private Lives of Nashville Wife's, and Army Wife's, Prison Wife's, Trophy Wife's, Basketball Wife's, Mob Wife's, Sister Wife's, The Good Wife's, Wife's with Knifes, The Real Housewife's, And 40 more shows about wife's!! ♫
    Emmy Worker: Alright kid, you've got the gig. Now go out there and tell some culturally relevant, but not too edgy, jokes!"
    Andy: ♫ "Its time for the Emmys, and my resumes posting. And I'm the only one qualified to be hosting. Cuz I've done watched, every damn show! And I'm White!" ♫

  • @SudhirKumar-jt8vb
    @SudhirKumar-jt8vb 4 роки тому +96

    "So many shows.. So little time." So Relatable
    Also, why is no one talking about his amazing singing!!

  • @god3485
    @god3485 5 років тому +454

    He clearly didnt see any hispanic/indian shows or he would still be inside the bunker

    • @ojalm2036
      @ojalm2036 4 роки тому +6

      HAHAHAHA FACTS

    • @poppygloria4835
      @poppygloria4835 4 роки тому +51

      It would take him 10 years to complete one indian show

    • @meghnabhogal4481
      @meghnabhogal4481 4 роки тому +4

      Too true

    • @randomness5281
      @randomness5281 4 роки тому +4

      Stuck for 15 years lol

    • @marycatherine5424
      @marycatherine5424 4 роки тому +3

      LMAO, right? Watching one is like falling down a rabbit hole you just keep going and going and going

  • @Meredith.A
    @Meredith.A 7 років тому +79

    my favorite emmys opening so far imo

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 3 роки тому +91

    Andy coming out of that bunker like all of us coming out of quarantine.

  • @dsdesi53
    @dsdesi53 6 років тому +235

    I was like “lol sounds like les mis” as a joke then he comes in with “JAVERT”

  • @lizkatherine1099
    @lizkatherine1099 5 років тому +85

    THE CASUAL REFERENCE TO RACISM IN THE MEDIA AT THE END. I STAN ONE MAN

  • @scftforwlw
    @scftforwlw 5 років тому +89

    4:16 “..and I’m white” 😂

  • @mandao8492
    @mandao8492 3 роки тому +21

    5 years ago we were laughing at this performance.
    Look at our lives now

  • @SamGautreau7
    @SamGautreau7 5 років тому +99

    He forgot How I Met Your Mother and Brooklyn Nine Nine😂

  • @obsessivefangirl5055
    @obsessivefangirl5055 4 роки тому +459

    2:23
    "Fieval"
    "Papa"
    "Fieval"
    "Papa"

  • @cxrternicks2856
    @cxrternicks2856 7 років тому +990

    So nobody is uh talking about Cece from New Girl and Jake from Brooklyn nine nine in the same video?? This is one of the best openings ever 😂

    • @agneseditsstuff
      @agneseditsstuff 7 років тому

      Poldarkian Ikr!!

    • @nxmratx2278
      @nxmratx2278 7 років тому +44

      you should watch the new girl and b99 crossover episode

    • @nganheep3570
      @nganheep3570 6 років тому +11

      the 2 shows even have a crossover

    • @hannahcochrane3459
      @hannahcochrane3459 6 років тому +3

      ChemicalBubbles and Helen from Drake and Josh

    • @RakelDaNell
      @RakelDaNell 5 років тому +2

      And the dad from Fresh off the Boat.

  • @makamaeperry3194
    @makamaeperry3194 3 роки тому +37

    Let’s not gloss over the starting line:
    “Did you guys see Game of Thrones?”
    “Oh, when he died!” 😂😂😂

  • @indi5294
    @indi5294 6 років тому +141

    “And I’m white” I lost it 😂

  • @IanWeaver
    @IanWeaver 5 років тому +993

    "Now tell some culturally relevant but not too edgy jokes!"
    Perfect dig at Hollywood's lack of humor.

  • @anneinoncillo3620
    @anneinoncillo3620 4 роки тому +100

    THERE SHOULD BE A BROOKLYN NINE NINE MUSICAL!

  • @andrew-uh6lc
    @andrew-uh6lc 4 роки тому +502

    "my son has grown to be a man"
    wait didnt he only spend like a year in his bunker?

  • @jennhoff03
    @jennhoff03 7 років тому +191

    not-so-fun-fact: It takes more than a year. I'm homebound and stuck in bed, and it took me years and years and years to watch almost every show. True story!

    • @lovethyneighbour8287
      @lovethyneighbour8287 6 років тому +7

      Jenn Hoff My best wishes to you ♡

    • @jennhoff03
      @jennhoff03 6 років тому +2

      Thanks! :)

    • @vincentloisebeltran204
      @vincentloisebeltran204 6 років тому +3

      Jenn Hoff if you watch it on dvd and skipped ever intro and have less than 5hrs of sleep a dayyou can actually do it

  • @max123__
    @max123__ 5 років тому +7

    Am I the only one that loves going back to this every few months and picking up on shows I didn’t know of the previous times?

  • @lorcanclancy2376
    @lorcanclancy2376 4 роки тому +64

    I like how at everything andy does, he HAS to clarify that Justin Timberlake isn’t there

  • @rohitcr2k
    @rohitcr2k 4 роки тому +21

    *Every person who indulges in binge-watching, especially during this pandemic, can relate to this routine.*

  • @margaux06
    @margaux06 5 років тому +21

    When he started singing I was so shook like I didn't know he was that good

  • @thefoundationsofdeslay
    @thefoundationsofdeslay 7 років тому +211

    that les mis reference got me shook

  • @thor3982
    @thor3982 5 років тому +54

    Damn, that guy really look like Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine Nine

  • @seb-k5838
    @seb-k5838 3 роки тому +48

    JIMMY WOO IS EVERYWHERE!

  • @paozialcita933
    @paozialcita933 4 роки тому +161

    Funny how people forget that this guy started as a singer in a band that sang I just had sex and I'm on a boat

    • @JohnBehrens118
      @JohnBehrens118 4 роки тому +4

      @@moesalamander7012 TLI is what Samberg is most famous for outside of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. More people will first think of the band before they thinking of him as "that actor from SNL".

    • @zombieemaxx4847
      @zombieemaxx4847 3 роки тому +3

      And also he threw things on the ground

  • @nidhineelesh9765
    @nidhineelesh9765 7 років тому +242

    "And I'm white" 😂

  • @yes.9731
    @yes.9731 5 років тому +71

    I love how he says it’s been a year and then it says my son has grown to be a man 😂

  • @filmtoppings
    @filmtoppings 3 роки тому +7

    The final moment of this sums up why I love Andy's humor so much

  • @breakingbatman
    @breakingbatman 8 років тому +300

    I haven't seen any of those shows yet :( besides Kimmy Schdmit

    • @ssh1487
      @ssh1487 7 років тому +6

      who are you??

    • @purplesuicide8561
      @purplesuicide8561 6 років тому +21

      Time to lock yourself away for a year

    • @toomanyfandoms2845
      @toomanyfandoms2845 6 років тому +4

      Kimmy Schdmit is hella underated

    • @theprocess2357
      @theprocess2357 5 років тому

      too many fandoms yes it is since you cant even spell it

  • @JessicaGraceWright
    @JessicaGraceWright 4 роки тому +16

    Nathan Fillion holding Andy Samberg is something I didn't know I needed

  • @harveymatthews1919
    @harveymatthews1919 4 роки тому +6

    It's been years and UA-cam recommends Andy sambergs opening number?
    I don't care I'm watching it 50 more times

  • @aaronsimon_co
    @aaronsimon_co 4 роки тому +91

    1:19 Oh so that's what Pemento was doing when he went into hiding. Cool cool cool cool

  • @xc000xc
    @xc000xc 3 роки тому +12

    love how andy's voice sounds when he sings "im an innocent man"

  • @FMRA46
    @FMRA46 7 років тому +24

    So glad he mentioned mom. Mom is very underrated

  • @naomigreen8879
    @naomigreen8879 4 роки тому +27

    I was waiting for them to ask, "oh, have you seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine?" so he could stare into the eyes of god and say "no"

  • @andyzzone
    @andyzzone Рік тому +4

    The fact that this still stands as the best opening until today. Mindblowing!