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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2016
  • Contains Adult Humour: A pleasant evening spent with Dan and his wife takes a slightly sordid turn for the worst.
    Taken From I'm Alan Partridge
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  • @SaltimusMaximus
    @SaltimusMaximus Рік тому +141

    that smile Dan gives Alan is brilliant

    • @wirebrushofenlightenment1545
      @wirebrushofenlightenment1545 9 місяців тому +7

      Steve Mangan is a comedy gem.He's just pure perfection as Dan.
      I know it's SC's writing, but SM plays the slow reveal of character over several episodes just beautifully.

    • @GeoffreyPeas
      @GeoffreyPeas 5 місяців тому +2

      @@wirebrushofenlightenment1545 he's only in one episode... which is mad

    • @krashd
      @krashd 22 дні тому

      @@wirebrushofenlightenment1545 I thought Armando Iannuci wrote this?

    • @wirebrushofenlightenment1545
      @wirebrushofenlightenment1545 21 день тому

      @@krashd Yes, I blieve you're correct.

    • @adamgrocco
      @adamgrocco 18 днів тому

      He looks like a Wallace and Gromit character with that toothy grin.

  • @nickshale6926
    @nickshale6926 3 роки тому +298

    This scene is soo good that nobody questions the fact that Lynn just walks into their home through an apparently wide open front door.

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 3 роки тому +17

      Almost certainly AP arranged to leave it open, having called her minutes earlier.

    • @euan7166
      @euan7166 2 роки тому +2

      Or that the film ended so abruptly.

    • @alexevansuk
      @alexevansuk Рік тому +2

      She left her keys on the table too!

    • @jpaulc441
      @jpaulc441 Рік тому

      Doors are always left open at sex festivals!

    • @sentimentalbloke185
      @sentimentalbloke185 Рік тому +19

      it stands to reason that sex people would leave their front door open

  • @stanky61179
    @stanky61179 6 років тому +142

    "Your hand is about 30 mil from my gland" 😂😂 Got to be one of the funniest Alan Partridge lines.

  • @somedipshtinthecomments2507
    @somedipshtinthecomments2507 2 роки тому +93

    I'd like to thank this scene for forcing the words "don't rub your fanny on meeeeeee" into my head every time I get a hug from now on.

  • @calif1mc
    @calif1mc 4 роки тому +166

    "Oh, I've hit fast forward, looks like a sort of hard core Benny Hill" LMAO

  • @clinteldorado
    @clinteldorado 2 роки тому +154

    “MDF’s illegal in America.”
    “So’s that.”
    The focused look on her face when she says that is a picture.

    • @geek9642
      @geek9642 2 роки тому +3

      Is it banned?

    • @gordonferrar7782
      @gordonferrar7782 2 роки тому +19

      Exactly and it's very very sexy.

    • @Robert.Deeeee
      @Robert.Deeeee Рік тому +6

      Funny enough it's not banned in the US completely. You can buy it but you can't make it in the us. And I think they allow less formaldehyde then the uk version but there's not much in it.
      I used to work in a furniture factory and the mdf board supplier gave out leaflets about "Myths About MDF"

    • @playlist9980
      @playlist9980 10 місяців тому +1

      Great acting. Who is she?

    • @pickledegg1989
      @pickledegg1989 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@playlist9980 Jane Trainer (née Robbins).

  • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
    @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 3 роки тому +89

    "Oh this is a comfy sofa" literally the WORST thing she could have said in that situation and she was totally oblivious. It's brilliant writing tbh! 🤣

  • @99Boiko
    @99Boiko 5 років тому +230

    Lyn was (and is) just brilliant. Totally underrated yet she never set a foot wrong.

    • @joebragg3114
      @joebragg3114 3 роки тому +17

      one should not underestimate these scenes without Lyn. Everyone knows a "Lyn"

    • @brucekilby9957
      @brucekilby9957 3 роки тому +6

      Lyn is a gem,but her retired police officer boyfriend,is not a great fan of Alan. And yes everyone knows a "Lyn". She's a perfect Foil for Alan's Naivety and Stupidity,such as when he gets his foot impaled and Meeting the Dumbest Bono. Classic Partridge. 😊👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @bst857
      @bst857 2 роки тому +8

      Nine? Nine and a half? Te.. telllll you what, tell you what it's nine and a half thousand pounds. Let's all sing it

    • @nigel2093
      @nigel2093 Рік тому +6

      I agree. I made a similar comment on another AP video and got slated for it. Felicity Montagu just make the scenes even funnier.

    • @mikecreed22
      @mikecreed22 Рік тому +1

      Ahem, what about imitating Alan at the card game with the staff of the Travel Tavern?!
      "SACK Lynn, for being...disloyal and having fun without her employer!"

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 5 років тому +40

    The hair touch at 2.16 and Alans horrified flinch just clinched what Dans smile started.

  • @elninyovampiro
    @elninyovampiro 7 років тому +514

    I just remembered my dad is still dead.

  • @nickelljohnson3745
    @nickelljohnson3745 3 роки тому +145

    Don’t rub your fanny on me. Absolute comedy! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rva
    @rva 7 років тому +257

    one of my favourite scenes. ever.

    • @stevenchampion8137
      @stevenchampion8137 5 років тому +6

      Rebecca Vocal Athlete
      Lynne’s hot eh

    • @jasonantigua6825
      @jasonantigua6825 3 роки тому +3

      Rebecca Vocal Athlete Let’s hook up

    • @tracypanavia4634
      @tracypanavia4634 3 роки тому +2

      The 'sex festival' bit is priceless😄

    • @centaurus5676
      @centaurus5676 3 роки тому +2

      would you like to try and replicate it? There are 4 in the thread already!

    • @barber1813
      @barber1813 3 роки тому +2

      indeed

  • @halfbakedchannel6065
    @halfbakedchannel6065 3 роки тому +28

    Jesus Christ, Dan's wife is hot.

  • @thedukeofbork3147
    @thedukeofbork3147 Рік тому +16

    For some reason it just popped into my head that "Don't rub your fanny on me" scans nicely into Simple Minds "Don't you forget about me". I now can't unhear it and thought it would be better shared.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +4

      Now I’ll hear that whenever that song is on the radio you swine!😂

    • @marcbaker1226
      @marcbaker1226 2 місяці тому

      Just seen this comment.made me laugh out loud
      I’ll sing that at the top of my voice when I hear that at work I imagine 😂

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 2 місяці тому

      ​@@AtheistOrphan I've gone one deeper, imagining Judd Nelson from the breakfast club punching the air.

    • @langdale55
      @langdale55 Місяць тому

      Interestingly, Jim Kerr’s original lyrics were ‘Don’t fib on your granny to me’, but the words were changed for the American market.

  • @kapturelab
    @kapturelab 7 років тому +185

    I'm Alan Partidge is just up there some some of the best comedy in the world. This and The Office are some of my favourite awkward moment cringe comedy.

    • @Bhodisatvas
      @Bhodisatvas 9 місяців тому

      Steve Coogan is one of the greatest british comedians ever, his body of work is incredible yet he really does not get the attention other's do. I think because he has been making quality content for so many years it is just expected to be great.

    • @AJNaffiliate
      @AJNaffiliate 8 місяців тому

      Absolutely exactly 😂

    • @kapturelab
      @kapturelab 8 місяців тому

      @@AJNaffiliate :)

  • @djstoney28
    @djstoney28 5 років тому +21

    "This is a comfy sofa...." "Oh Jesus" Absolute Gold!!!

  • @Danburybeeches
    @Danburybeeches 7 років тому +365

    Like a hardcore Benny Hill.

    • @SaidHead2
      @SaidHead2 5 років тому +9

      Gideon Thomas THERE THAT’S THE KITCHEN WORK SURFACE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT!

  • @KuroMicra
    @KuroMicra Рік тому +8

    Stephen Mangan’s face when realisation dawns upon Alan is priceless.

  • @Amadeus-ms9lt
    @Amadeus-ms9lt 7 років тому +530

    That smile at 1:15 was just amazing.

    • @Amadeus-ms9lt
      @Amadeus-ms9lt 6 років тому +18

      LS*
      Adds to the creepiness

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 6 років тому +7

      Gummy

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 6 років тому +9

      Amadeus190890. That stare at 1:39 😉 lol

    • @Amadeus-ms9lt
      @Amadeus-ms9lt 6 років тому +7

      Allen Lymilt
      Great acting.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 років тому +14

      Donkey from Shrek :D

  • @jaredkatooie
    @jaredkatooie 2 роки тому +9

    'That's the kitchen work surface I was telling you about' Genius writing!

  • @lukemandato
    @lukemandato 2 роки тому +15

    "I've just remembered my dad is... still dead" ... Classic!

  • @crashdavis721
    @crashdavis721 2 роки тому +33

    Dan's a fantastic man, he really is

  • @RaferJeffersonIII
    @RaferJeffersonIII 4 роки тому +62

    I love the panic in his voice when he says “they’re sex swappers!”

  • @theknack
    @theknack 3 роки тому +34

    Lynn misses out on a Baileys for the second time..

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 2 роки тому +10

    "'I've just remembered by dad is still.. dead" A classic show.

  • @robboxify
    @robboxify 6 років тому +70

    Don't make the same noise as them! - classic

  • @christopherhoward8128
    @christopherhoward8128 5 років тому +14

    "It's sort of like a hardcore Benny Hill." LMAO! Priceless!

  • @christopherhoward8128
    @christopherhoward8128 4 роки тому +10

    I love the look on her face at 0:36. "Quit talking!.. Let's do this!"

  • @AnthonyMonaghan
    @AnthonyMonaghan 4 роки тому +7

    So many great one liners in one scene. Genius....ha ha ha

  • @scorcherish
    @scorcherish 7 років тому +326

    ''Don't rub you fanny on meee'' haha!

    • @RIMJANESSOHMALOOG
      @RIMJANESSOHMALOOG 4 роки тому

      that actually happened to me once

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 4 роки тому +2

      @Rory O'Donnell I'd love to say _"Don't rub your fanny on me"_ to my gran next time she hugs me at a funeral.

    • @steveblease
      @steveblease 4 роки тому

      You can rub it on me but don't complain if my finger accidentally slips In .lol

    • @steveblease
      @steveblease 4 роки тому +2

      @@TonyEnglandUK lol.......🤯

  • @electroid8119
    @electroid8119 2 місяці тому +3

    One of the greatest scenes in comedy

  • @eamonnpotts5063
    @eamonnpotts5063 6 місяців тому +4

    Classic Partridge ……..
    “Lynn don’t make the same noises as them” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RickNickCity
    @RickNickCity 4 роки тому +31

    Honest to God, I used to piss myself watching this. Steve Coogan is an absolute genius. It's so simple but s funny at the same time - even my old man used to laugh and he never laughs

  • @RobWright1981
    @RobWright1981 7 років тому +35

    "So's that." Alan's face. x)

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 8 місяців тому +5

    How Steve didn’t break during that Dan smile I’ll never know.

  • @terratec1001
    @terratec1001 7 років тому +268

    "Your hand is about 30 mill from my gland."
    "Don't make the same noise as them. They'll think you want to join in!"
    LOL

    • @emmylou4522
      @emmylou4522 3 роки тому +3

      Best bit! 🤣

    • @redlady935
      @redlady935 3 роки тому +2

      I bet that's been quoted in bed by numerous A.P. fans

    • @jaycuthbert245
      @jaycuthbert245 Рік тому +3

      "Your little finger just toooouched iiittt.."

  • @MaxskiSynths
    @MaxskiSynths 10 місяців тому +3

    Every single part of every joke just lands perfectly. Genius.

  • @MagicUK-wu2ov
    @MagicUK-wu2ov 5 років тому +30

    "i dont want to be part of your sex festival" hahahahahahaha brilliant

  • @KingALBoy
    @KingALBoy 5 років тому +26

    "Lynne these are sex people!"

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 4 роки тому +14

    This makes me choke with laughter every time! Genius! 😂

  • @andrewphippsphillips1455
    @andrewphippsphillips1455 3 роки тому +30

    That Quagmire grin at 1:15
    Giggidy

  • @McDADDyK
    @McDADDyK 6 років тому +19

    "My dad is still dead"
    Best excuse ever

  • @tango8894
    @tango8894 6 років тому +47

    “Sit there. Sit there. Sit there. Sit there.”

    • @user-ne6kl5ik6t
      @user-ne6kl5ik6t 3 роки тому

      Just goes to show that he's a good person at heart.

  • @BDaMonkey
    @BDaMonkey 6 років тому +96

    Your little finger just touched ittttt

  • @hi2lenduffy837
    @hi2lenduffy837 4 роки тому +16

    Cor, could arf give her one 🤣
    This show is still so funny

  • @Dan_wiles
    @Dan_wiles 6 років тому +38

    “A ruddy good time”

  • @sonnieM
    @sonnieM 3 роки тому +20

    DONT RUB UR FANNY ON MEEEEE

  • @flashtheoriginal
    @flashtheoriginal 6 років тому +26

    🎼 From Felixstowe to Spalding....all the issues

  • @Sazilla
    @Sazilla 4 роки тому +77

    This clip lead me down the MDF hazardous dust rabbit-hole when I looked up if it was actually banned in America

  • @BlindDweller
    @BlindDweller Рік тому +4

    "Dont make the same noise as them! They'll think you want to join in!" 😂😂

  • @martinmartinmoone3104
    @martinmartinmoone3104 4 роки тому +20

    Priceless comedy in a sometimes miserable world

  • @louisbatsford8908
    @louisbatsford8908 4 роки тому +6

    Man made marble substitutes is the crack up point, comedy gold.

  • @Slarti
    @Slarti Місяць тому +1

    "Don't rub your fanny on me!" 😂perhaps one of the funniest lines in the series.

  • @michaeltoner7690
    @michaeltoner7690 4 роки тому +12

    "There's the kitchen work surface I was telling you about"

  • @thegoodstuff6130
    @thegoodstuff6130 2 роки тому +8

    2:15 Alan’s instant recoil gets my every time! 😂

    • @jaycuthbert245
      @jaycuthbert245 Рік тому +2

      The noise he makes with the recoil makes me have kenco come out of my nostrils!

    • @thegoodstuff6130
      @thegoodstuff6130 Місяць тому

      @@jaycuthbert245I’ve got it coming out of my taps 😏

  • @charliekane135
    @charliekane135 Рік тому +3

    Lynn's hair cracks me up every time.

  • @kjm-ch7jc
    @kjm-ch7jc 3 роки тому +5

    That grin from Dan.

  • @dannyjoseph50
    @dannyjoseph50 3 роки тому +11

    "Don't rub your fanny on me"
    Im gone

  • @nicolawestmore9182
    @nicolawestmore9182 5 років тому +10

    never gets old my favourite episode laugh my head off every time

  • @McTrump
    @McTrump 4 місяці тому

    The number of one liners is amazing

  • @anthonyrobson3648
    @anthonyrobson3648 7 років тому +9

    Theres dan, hi dan lol, dan's cheeky grin lol

  • @carlgsmith8556
    @carlgsmith8556 6 років тому +37

    Don’t make the same noise as them, they’ll think you to join in.....

  • @Tehgoat
    @Tehgoat 7 років тому +23

    @01:15 Dan's smile, hello Dan
    @01:33 MDF is banned in America
    So's That !

  • @stephenowens3687
    @stephenowens3687 2 роки тому +14

    This scene, and the one where Alan's in bed with his secretary, and asks her about Norwich,s pedestrian zone are my favourite! Genius comedy!

  • @albertrand71
    @albertrand71 2 роки тому +1

    Lovely stuff!

  • @theboystevens
    @theboystevens 6 років тому +24

    Is this THE "DAN! DAN! DAAAN!"?

    • @csb7376
      @csb7376 6 років тому +9

      theboystevens Yes, yes it is.

    • @theboystevens
      @theboystevens 6 років тому +6

      csb73 Thanks, thanks very much

  • @philkearney0577
    @philkearney0577 4 роки тому +24

    Middle class nymphomaniac blonde house wife,perfect😜

  • @goldenboy06
    @goldenboy06 4 роки тому +3

    Awww...they didn’t even have a sip of their drinks...lovely couple too.

  • @willywonka1815
    @willywonka1815 6 років тому +16

    I've just remembered my dad is still dead.

  • @williambunter3311
    @williambunter3311 4 роки тому +86

    That woman is exquisitely beautiful!

  • @lennykk
    @lennykk 5 років тому +10

    what a missed opportunity

  • @stevenlewis9234
    @stevenlewis9234 4 роки тому +2

    Alan Partridge is the best thing since sliced baked dough, flour and water.

    • @ColinIngus1
      @ColinIngus1 3 роки тому

      He's better than a cup o beans aye

  • @tommyboi9
    @tommyboi9 5 років тому +17

    I fought some zombies with a boy in care...

  • @bobbyshaftoe409
    @bobbyshaftoe409 6 років тому +2

    Partridge is WONDERFUL.

  • @laflame7338
    @laflame7338 8 місяців тому

    I love when he uses that voice when he says ‘hello lynn I’m at Dan’s big house’😂😂

  • @andypere2k9
    @andypere2k9 3 роки тому +2

    “Sit there, sit there, sit there” 😂😂😂

  • @MG3-Hybrid
    @MG3-Hybrid 7 місяців тому +1

    Alan looks really like Father Dougal McGuire in this sketch.

  • @barrypapworth9495
    @barrypapworth9495 6 років тому +1

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. Brilliant just brilliant

  • @chrisblay
    @chrisblay 3 роки тому +4

    “Ooh, all done” 🤣

  • @karlrussell2843
    @karlrussell2843 4 місяці тому

    lol…. 1:14 That massive growing grin on Dan’s face starring at Alan 🤣😆😄 funny as F___

  • @YINGYANGPOLARBEAR
    @YINGYANGPOLARBEAR 3 роки тому +3

    Love him. Loved him since the 90s!

  • @PKMartin
    @PKMartin 4 роки тому +2

    I never realised how many of the samples from the DIffusion track come from this episode.
    "Do.. do.. do.. do.. do be clean"
    "Nice big fat shot of director's bitter"
    and of course "Lynn, these are sex people!"

  • @lordwallie24
    @lordwallie24 2 роки тому +1

    I love the humor

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 7 років тому +58

    The pint of Directors has a good head on it.🍺

    • @D0W666
      @D0W666 6 років тому +11

      I understood that reference 😂😂

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 4 роки тому

      My man

  • @manosparavida3551
    @manosparavida3551 Рік тому +1

    "This is a comfy sofa." Oh Jesus". 🤣🤣

  • @MultiM1chael
    @MultiM1chael 5 років тому +5

    The title would be a good name for a band

  • @briandoyle6188
    @briandoyle6188 4 роки тому +3

    Dan's face... really laughed out loud. ...hardcore Benny hill....

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 5 років тому +6

    'BOSCH' is my safe word!

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 Рік тому +1

    "I'll get the drinks"
    "EHHHHUH"
    😂

  • @kingkasper2725
    @kingkasper2725 6 років тому +6

    Dan has what looks like a TV remote in his pants after the creepy smile.

  • @billbundyful
    @billbundyful 4 роки тому +2

    Alan partridge is the funniest man I know

    • @sambaxter3304
      @sambaxter3304 2 роки тому +1

      That and Bill Bailey's Bewilderness stand up show...

  • @garrywitcomb2334
    @garrywitcomb2334 Рік тому

    Genius 😆😆 never gets old

  • @chrisjames4297
    @chrisjames4297 3 роки тому +3

    I lost it at “Dont rub ur fanny on me” for a solid minute. Idk if it was the way he said it, or the timing or that i didnt see it coming. Probably a combo of all three,

  • @ianinkster2261
    @ianinkster2261 3 роки тому +48

    This side of Alan's personality eludes me slightly. I can understand why he's uncomfortable with swapping but he never struck me as so pious as to reject the hug combined with the fanny rub.

    • @SamLowryDZ-015
      @SamLowryDZ-015 3 роки тому +32

      The man has intimacy issues.

    • @michaelbedford8017
      @michaelbedford8017 2 роки тому +4

      I believe Alan's psychiatrist is still in business, if that's any help.

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 2 роки тому +29

      Ian these are sex people!

    • @glaurennorthern369
      @glaurennorthern369 2 роки тому +2

      I think he was more worried about it convincing him otherwise

    • @sarahholland2600
      @sarahholland2600 2 роки тому +9

      He's quite prudish. Lower Middle Class trait.

  • @adam_p99
    @adam_p99 6 років тому +15

    I didn’t realise at the time of watching this, but I definitely would

    • @DrMcMoist
      @DrMcMoist 5 років тому +3

      Well that's the thing though, isn't it? Isn't it? You would, wouldn't you?

    • @bluegtturbo
      @bluegtturbo 4 роки тому +2

      And do you realize now that as you were giving it large to Dan's wife, Dan would be right behind you giving it large to you? Didn't you see the leery way he looked at Alan?

    • @modern2retro2modern2retro2
      @modern2retro2modern2retro2 2 роки тому

      @@bluegtturbo meh, its 2021... jump in I say!

  • @qetoun
    @qetoun 4 роки тому +3

    Its the way she doesn't blink.

  • @vt-wn8ul
    @vt-wn8ul 3 роки тому +2

    Your little finger just touched it. 😂😂😂😂

  • @UnitedRoad1987
    @UnitedRoad1987 Рік тому +3

    Dan's wife is 😍

  • @deckyBWFC91
    @deckyBWFC91 5 років тому +8

    "Oooh... All done"

  • @georgemckenna7570
    @georgemckenna7570 3 роки тому +4

    "Do- do- do- do- do be clean."