Alan Flirts With Jill - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC
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- Опубліковано 24 жов 2016
- Contains Adult Humour - Alan sacks the staff at Peartree Productions and in the process woos Jill.
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'I prefer fingers'
'chocolate ones'?
'don't mind really'
' OOOOEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR' 😂
She's just flirting in that crude way middle aged divorcees do
I have never yet met a woman who responds positively to "do you like owls", but I will never, ever stop trying
One day man
Have you tried squirrels?
@@TonyEnglandUK I'll give it a shot
Ever, ever, ever, ever!!!
Alan Flirts With Jill - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC 1104am 8.7.23 how about unsuccessful not very attractive needy bolke.. just jill would have still bitten? i cant say i've ever studied the guys on a conquest... or who have conquested... as for do you like owls. worth a punt...
"Are you just flirting in a sort of crude way that middle aged divorcees do?" lol.
best chat up line ever "i know a cracking owl sanctuary"
I know a cracking owl sanctuary.
That must be the Stoneham one... :)
I've used it before...
lol
Has it worked for you? Or anyone?
The most striking thing to me watching this clip back is how big a Lion bar was back in the late 90's.
😂
Specsavers customer.....I'm guessing.
Coogan is in Turbo Partridge mode here, fckn great
jamie morrison Pure unadulterated Partridge!
Haha well said
Lovely stuff
I think turbo partridge came in the second season ❄️
@@quadrant2012 I was referring to the rumours that Alan was partaking the powder ☺️
when it cuts to the owl at the end, gets me every time
"I'm batman" never got the laugh it deserved XD
They say Lynn is still out there keeping the engine running.
"I was just doing what you s-"
"LYNN YOU'VE STARVED THE FUEL PUMP"
They would've driven to the owl sanctuary so she was probably dismissed
@@tutin4090 "I'll drop you off at a cab rank Lynn. Jill, you can get in the front"
This is Matt Hancock , ooh Gina ,you're nicer than my wife.
They've gone too Longstanton Spice Museum.
One of the best lines of all time.
I've lived in the village next door to Longstanton for most of my life.
There is no museum 😢
@@WillBrownPT That's a crying shame. Perhaps there should be.
@@WillBrownPT Watch this space!
@@WillBrownPT
Alan in to his dictaphone "Idea for program: We follow WillBrownPT around Longstanton as he quests to find the legendary Spice Museum. Co-presented with Jet from Gladiators. Working title is *Of Spice and Men* "
@@WillBrownPT how do you explain this... www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wordpress/ajman-signs-deal-with-longstanton-spice-museum/
@3:22 literally has me in tears 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "eurrrrrrrrrrrgh, Jill you are so dirty"
"The mind plays tricks" gives such an insight into the way Alan's thoughts are so warped, brilliant!
He doesn't find them attractive...
just... confusing.
It's beautiful in hindsight as we know he eventually has a breakdown. Little lines like this are genius; they give a glance of what's to come.
@@pyramidschema8668 Fascinating creatures
At the time it made him seem "warped". In 2022 it would be a legitimate question with any number of possible outcome! 😆
Yes classical line, the mind plays tricks. Thai ladyboys later on with Michael 😅
There’s no way that the Longstanton spice museum line can actually be as funny as it is.
I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me
you got a glimpse of the fire escape ladder outside the building as AP was saying those words. I thought you were going to see them all descending the ladder as he was telling them they couldn't use the fire escape.
lol
A very C. Montgomery Burns style line
I can't watch the "Do you like our owl?" scene in Blade Runner without thinking of Alan Partridge.
OH NO! Now I'll always think of that too! Cheers mate grr/lol
is this test to prove if im a replicant or a lesbian mr deckard
It's too bad she won't live
Homicide of a mouse
Felice Graziano But then again, who does?
I like the smooth link with the owl right at the end. Jill says “we could go shopping” and cue the owl saying “nah” !
"Sexwise"
There was a receptionist at my school who was exactly like Jill, I swear the headmaster was smashing.
Yeah mine too. Same mannerisms and everything.
Shoot your chuff though the door... classic.... 😂😂😂
"Shoot your chuff through that door"
'Could go shopping'...'SCREECH'
Tom Stuart similar to the cut from James Bond to America’s Strongest Man. Neat.
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"Jill you're so dirty" Probably my all time favourite AP line.
"Uuuuuurrrrrrghurhurhur, Jill you are so duuuurty."
"I'm Batman!"
“Bash your arse!” 😄
* Bat
“Could go shopping?”
“SKWARK”
He’s being bawdy, enjoy it.
I wonder if the owl at the end was emitting a pellet! 🤣
Full of partridge.
Asking for sex through a just barely opened door. The epitome of smooth. It never fails with the wife.
We know.
ALL my female friends and I are very envious of your wife 😂
YEAH...they can't resist it. Ahem.
“Your mind plays tricks” 😂
That Owl at the end rocked it. Owlen Partridge - back of the net!
Cashback!
Thriker!
But was that truly liquid football?
He should do another series of these. Very rare indeed that you can watch a comedy series over and over again.
I'M BATMAN!
This scene put Longstanton Spice Museum on the map.
Except it doesn't exist, so it kinda didn't
@@Lones555 it was on google maps when I wrote the comment. Some humourless editor has removed it!
@@Lones555 If it did exist though, you know they'd be struggling to be the first search result on google amidst all the references to Alan Partridge.
@Papa Shango it does, it's in an old red phone box 😂
“Norwich is our oyster”)))) ahahaaa
Actually, you would probably call it a big tool. That deserved a much bigger laugh!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely 👍👍👍
I learn to play from the master. "ooo you are soo diiirty".
A few years later, David Brent in The Office said "Women... are... dirty..."
-maybe he was right..!
Best character ever. Don’t think he’s this good on this time but no one has ever brought me so many laughs.
1997 I’m Alan Partridge (1st series) - nothing touches this. Best thing he’s ever done.
@@VoiceOfTheseries 2 was also fantastic
@@filmneek
It was! The first two were amazing. I put the 1st series only because it was my introduction to the character. Both equally superb.
I've just seen Jill on Holby City. Doesn't look any different 😂
"Bash yer arse!"
The plague started from a mal attended surface 😂😂😂
Long Stanton spice museum ....a must see...
What is wrong with me...20 odd years ago when I watched this, I laughed, thinking they're "saahaad". Now...I think..."Jill's sexy"!! Oh god.
She does have a certain charm. And her bringing him a chocolate bar was really sweet ❤
But she's really not. And neither is he.
The last 5 seconds of this video is perhaps the greatest editing of all time.
Jill is a brilliant actor
Yeah - she has cornered the market in ugly rough haggard scrubbers that dress inappropriately.
She good in "Spaced".
"LiL'JpD."
Would like to see a cameo return
*actress
Jill is a character, not an actor
@firmamentsyndicate So you don't believe in categories of Best Actor or Best Actress?
One of my favourite episodes from series 1.
Ah the lovely Jill
I've locked you all in so you dont get me
Honestly, how is shopping better than an owl sanctuary? Animals are amazing.
I feel it depends on what you’re shopping for.
If it’s for a brand new Ferrari, I’m going to say that beats the owl sanctuary.
Moebius pipe of Pringles and some sparkling wine will suffice
@@M0jibake LMAO
To keep you out you thief.
What a legend
The way he hides behind the crack in the door and uses it as a breakwater
I always find that a fried breakfast makes an excellent aphrodisiac
And it was his choice!
Ooooooooh. She’s nicer than my wife
Sadly I've taken my wife to 'a cracking owl sanctuary'.
@shut beak oops sorry. Xxx
So it worked then?
@@suburbia2050 How couldn't it?
Dear Lord, 4 minutes of genius
"Norwich is our Oyster" Hahah yaay! :D
3:02 "Your a tiger... Roarrrr!" - Gareth Cheeseman.
Goodbye Dad. I mean Mr Crown
That Lion bar looks double the size of what you get today
The only time an owl has ever been funny
Owls are always funny.
Jill does have a nice pair
Martin Howser agreed
i’d give her a right good seeing too!
Fat808 me too
Ooh Jill , you have a cracking pair
"They've gone to....Longstanton spice museum"- had me rolling with laughter!
Fact of the day..
Jill also stared in mid morning matters..she voiced a caller in 4 episodes.
hahaha WAY TO GO JILL! SPICEWORLD! aha. 👍👍👍
What were any of the callers?
Was she the one “you’re the rudith, Judith”?
BEST SCENE EVER BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS BIT FOR AGES NOTHING BEATS THIS CLIP
That's a relief! My mind plays tricks! Loool
Fancied Julia Deakin ever since I watched Space.
You want to put in the "d".
Because it's "Spaced". That's the name of the sitcom. What did you think I meant?
Pure Alpha!
Death by firing squad then walks of leaving Jill dumbfounded 😂😂
An owl sanctuary would be the bestest date ever!
Amazing Actor he is
A peak performance there, such a classic bit of British comedy
That’s a relief 😂
Your listening to up with the partridge.... ahh haaa 😂😂
3:06 - When you consider that Coogan is starring in 'Joker: Foile a Deux', that joke gets funnier.
"Im batman!" lol!
Immmm BATMAN!
Still could resite all the words and I haven't seen it for donkeys years
We could go shopping... KWAAH!
I followed a diversion from the M11 and ended up in Longstanton recently,couldn't find the Spice museum
Your sacked for doing this all the time tut, *tuts* see you did it again !! 😂😂😂
got a pre-roll advert toblerone on this video. these pushers!!
I’m eating a pipe of Pringles as I watch this.
I’m eating a crescent of crisps with a scotch egg.
What wonderful collective nouns! More please!
Haha haha brilliant !
I remember a holiday to florida and in Disney world buying those hand spin l.e.d message toys and programmed into it ' BASH UR ARSE' it was nighttime with all the night parades and fireworks and everywhere I walked I was spinning this thing with big red letters saying bash ur arse because I watched so much partridge that year in 2002 , my mum and stepdad didn't notice for about 2 hours until he read it and started shouting at me hahahaha
Your stepdad secretly loved it
Jill, you know your onions!
I don't blame him, Jill's 👌🏻🔥
Definitely
You mean, um...sexwise?
That's clearly a push-lever fire door, yet it opens inwards? Doesn't Alan fear the Health and Safety Executive coming down on him like a ton of bricks? (Albeit, slowly lowered onto him with a sound joist and gin system in place and competently supervised by a Category C1 licensed professional in accordance with the Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998.)
Yes. I have opened up a case on the HSE Hotline. I fear the circular staircase is marginal also.
This was first shown in 1997 though.
Your mind plays tricks 😄
When chocolate bars were proper sized.
Oh god don't get me started
Alan's right of course. I'd rather see owls than go shopping. Unless of course, we go shopping FOR owls.
I always fancied Jill when I watched this, and my opinion has not changed one iota
Me too
She is Mary on the radio phone ins
"Are you hairy Mary?"
IM BATMANNN AND START THE CAR LYNN rofl too funny
You've even got it on the valance.
The what?
Yeh classic, we could go shopping, cuts to owl whoooo
Just realised a very young Bulent is/was one of Alan's staff. :)
Perfect comedy
The clue is in the question.
"I'm being light hearted. Shoot your chuff through that door"
😆😆😆😆 so thanks
Owl sanctuary 😂
"See you did it again" 😂😂😂😂
"Oh Jill you are so dirty, 'snarl'"
Take the laugh track away and it's essentially The Office before The Office.
best part of series classivc lol