This has to be one of the most brilliant scenes/scripts in British comedy, up there with Only Fools and Yes, Minister. Absolutely hilarious! A huge favourite of mine - thanks so much for uploading.
The first time I saw this, I was doubled over in agony, laughing and crying at the same time. Every cringing-inducing, horrifying line made it worse. I have never seen something so repulsive and yet so funny. Lovely stuff, as Shakin Stevens would say.
Love this scene, it's a bloody classic! Jill's face is hilarious. Steve is tremendous obviously, but all the actors in this are brilliant, making it first class!
I don’t think I’ve laughed harder since first seeing this year’s ago. The words wheeel chair and access to dixons are imprinted in my brain and makes me chuckle when hearing them.
British comedy at its superb best! No one else in the world can do the subtlety and irony that we can...great writing and great acting. Never tire of watching it, it’s ageless comedy.
That's lovely, That's first class, it's all happening.
Let battle commence !
Those exact words were in the scene above. Spooky!
MagicUK 0161 And they say romance is dead.
Timeless classic 😂❤️
There's a wealth of great sketches on Alan Partridge, but this is by far the best one in my opinion. Hilarious.
‘And he just flipped it over and drove off’. That one gets my vote
'that's first class' , classic partridge
Alan never did get to hear her thoughts on the pedestrianisation of the Norwich city centre.
think she was more concerned with getting her access to DIXons...
@@philpants44 lol
How do u know? Tosser
Because she commited a gross act upon his person
She was too busy with the mousse
I love that line "keep the wolf from the door"😄😄
I don’t know why but that line, “you’re not in the army anymore” is absolutely hilarious! Like he’s completely given up on trying to be polite.
Every line a gem..one of my favorite clips of all time ❤
Love the way he has to explain to Jill what a valance is...the skirt thing around the bed!
Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented! ...Sage words of wisdom from Mr. Partridge.
“I’ve just been eating some mousse” is my favourite line delivery ever
The entire scene is epic, with many stand out lines. But you're right about the mousse.
This has to be one of the most brilliant scenes/scripts in British comedy, up there with Only Fools and Yes, Minister. Absolutely hilarious!
A huge favourite of mine - thanks so much for uploading.
The genius of this show is that it manages to make sex seem so unsexual.
Speak for yourself- This erotica was…. First class
@@PHDiaz-vv7yo oooh, all done
ooeeeeer.... sex
@@PHDiaz-vv7yoclassic intercourse
I know someone like that…🥹
“Let battle commence” is in my top 10 one liners everrrrrrr
And mine
"they do say it'll help people in hhwheeeeeellll chairs!" XD
Best bit
Shall I maintain the same speed.
1:29 best line in any show ever
Absolutely. 😂
The first time I saw this, I was doubled over in agony, laughing and crying at the same time. Every cringing-inducing, horrifying line made it worse. I have never seen something so repulsive and yet so funny. Lovely stuff, as Shakin Stevens would say.
Noooo you weren't.
Got your big plate Matthias? 😆
You feed beefburgers to swans
@@bst857 LOL! Whats wrong with feeding beef burgers to Swans? They'll float better!
@@JerDog1984 oh there you it's all happening 🤣🤣🤣
Love this scene, it's a bloody classic! Jill's face is hilarious. Steve is tremendous obviously, but all the actors in this are brilliant, making it first class!
Oooo jill you know your onions!
2:59 the delivery of this line is the funniest thing
Gill, you know your onions!!! Classic Partridge
His delivery of "wheelchairs" always gets me😂 1:51
Wheeeeeellll Chaaaairs
"Well uh, you know... when de boat comes in"
hahaha
Great scene. The 'yeah , I've just eaten some mouse' is one of the best lines ever 😁😅🤣
I don’t think I’ve laughed harder since first seeing this year’s ago. The words wheeel chair and access to dixons are imprinted in my brain and makes me chuckle when hearing them.
ACCESS TO DIXON'S.....LOL
So many classic lines in one sketch.
Considering your age you probably don't need it .. smooth talker .... :D
I love the outtakes on this with Alan & Michael 😂
let battle commence, lmfao
Best scene....ever!!!
The outtakes are brilliant
"I was just eating some mousse" XD XDS lol!!!
Chocolate mousse is very nice but to pour it on another person is demented...that line always makes me laugh!!!
Keep the wolf from the door!
I'm talking about the menopoooooooh Jill you know your onions!
I love the moment he says wheelchairs.
'Mousse from a bowl is very nice' set me on a journey of saying, every single day, at any appropriate moment, what is, and I quote, 'very nice'.
LMAO. "ThAT is first class!"
let battle commence!!!
"Oooh there you go, it's all happening!"
What a star he is ,bloody hilarious
I found myself saying "It's all happening" with the missus. Killed the brief moment.
When he gets out of the bed and starts talking he reminds me a lot of Chris Barry in Red Dwarf xD
The valance....
The wha?
The..skirt thing round the...side of the beddddd
Shall I move on to the other one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Wheeeeelchairs.
“When d boat comes in” 😂
Gill I’m afraid I have no sheaths prophylactics rubber Johnny’s
Wheeeeeeelchairs
Oh there you go it's all happening! lol lol 0:48
Probably the most quotable sketch ever.
Every line's a classic :)
You know your onions, this guy is a hoot
alan partridge scat queen
Superb ....
They had to film the bit where he answers the door to Michael lots of times because both actors couldn't stop laughing.
Good clip of that if you search outtakes
When de boot comes in
Everytime I see this I am crying with laughter. "Back of the net" Partridge "winning" as always.
"Let Battle Commence."
So what do we all think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre?
Crying 😭
I'm all for it
It helps ppl in wheeeeeeeelchairs
@@ShagyamumYou have a lot to learn
When da boat comes in
I love this scene
Aahhh Dixons!!!
The outtakes for the answering the door scene are 'first class'
Yeah ive just been eating some mousse.
Aye well you've... you've missed a bit.
You got it on the valance 😆
"Booger off!"
Ooooh such a romantic
classic partridge
British comedy at its superb best! No one else in the world can do the subtlety and irony that we can...great writing and great acting. Never tire of watching it, it’s ageless comedy.
Which part of it did you write? As you seem to be taking credit.
“Let the battle commence”
Let battle commence! 0:16
It's not 5 Star but it's certainly competitive
'Whhhhhhheeel chairs'
Brilliant!
Forgod sake jail what are ya doing 😂😂
Genius
Jill I'm afraid I have no Sheaths.
In need of something to lift me from all of this election nonsense, back bitting and skull duggery.
This is England
you know your onions... anyone catch that?
Back of the net !!
Its like some kind of Dirty Protest!! 😅
Jill, what do you think about the pestarian Norich city centre?
that sonia , was classic intercourse pahaha
Got your plate? Alan
Let battle commence
While the lights were out they should have substituted Jill for Fanny Thomas... Wooh! PARDON !
20+ years later, anyone else find Jill quite fit?
Shes hideous
DIXONS
for some reason the word "valance" really made me laugh.
The running commentary a right turn on.
I've just been eating some moose 😆
Eating some Mousse!
Wolf from the door 😂
The Linton Travel Tavern..
"You've missed a bit" lol
Now this is called consent xx
Gills demented:-)
The 'dirty protest' always get me...
do ya like me doing that 🤣🤣
That's first class