Netflix is a Joke Exclusive: Tom's Famous Neighbor | Tom Segura: Sledgehammer
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- Опубліковано 8 лип 2023
- Netflix is a Joke Exclusive: Tom Segura had a weird encounter with his famous neighbor.
Bonus material from Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (now on Netflix)
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Props to whomever is managing the uploads for not ruining the joke with an obvious title.
That was just Teddy's politician style way of handling his legal requirement to identify himself to his neighbors.
Thanks for killing the joke.
Legal requirement??
@@nsnbc6093
I have no idea what you mean, I assure you Ted is still very much alive.
@@SAIBOT64 are you on drugs or just stupid. Explain yourself. You just made zero sense.
@@civil_villain you can't out random me. I know you're full of shit.
I know comics make up or embellish stories to make them funnier but I'm 100% sure this really happened exactly like Tom told it.
It was disturbing so I looked it up. Segura lives in Austin and Cruz in Houston.
@@lucyscottwalker2203 Ted lives in Austin too... It's the state capital and he's a Texas senator. That's kinda a requirement lol
@@KA-gy3lz Left wing media says Houston.
@@KA-gy3lz Also, if you read the comments that joke is a year old and has had several different people play the neighbor. And also, he's a US Senator so he would not be required to live in the state capitol. He probably has a home in DC. though. lol yourself
You would like it to be 100% true you brother f......r
Tom's now going to have both Cruz & Garth Brooks plotting against him.
Ted is the Zodiac Killer, so he and Garth have a lot in common.
Worst supervillain team up ever.
Garth: I have his arms, Ted, you grab his feet.🤣
And the whole goddamn state of Louisiana
I think more highly of Ted cruize now 😂😂😂 a man who will have a conversation like that is searching for the truth.
I think I have had that exact conversation before.
Tom is just pissing off all the serial killers
Tommy lives at 4701 Island Cove, Austin.
where are the bodies, Garth?
also... where are the bodies, TOM? want me to believe you haven't killed at least half a dozen hookers? try again bald guy
......huh?
sorry what?@@captainmerca341
I actually had the exact same conversation with the Zodiac Killer
... who may or may not have been Ted Cruz...
1:53 that's when you know it was Ted Cruz
I saw that coming from a mile a way and it still made me laugh.
Wait, what did you see coming? That it was Ted Cruz or the daughterf'er part?
@@nzbg1132 He lives in Texas. The giveaway that it was Ted Cruz was the voice imitation. Also, Ted Cruz is a creepy, slimy piece of shit, as this Texan can confirm. :)
Same question, with an addition. If you knew it was cruize, did you already know the comedian lives in Texas?
@@janick01ifyyes he publicly moved to Austin during the pandemic
When he says "Myeas" I lost it 😂
I can totally see Ted Cruz having this conversation, along with just about every other Politician.
Not ted he lives in Houston.
I can totally see Ted Cruz contemplating if Tim Ballard is for real. "Hey, let me ask the new neighbor comedian a well disguised question!"
Facts
Yeah it was getting tough to narrow it down
I didn’t remember seeing this in the set on Netflix, am I crazy? I remember it being in his set live
Nope, me neither
The video description calls this “bonus material.”
It’s not in the special.
It’s pretty common to film a longer special and edit it down. In fact, I think Neal Brennan mentioned that Mulaney’s special was edited down from about two hours.
I read that they cut it to to keep the special at 65 min, despite the Netflix exec loving it.
Live when I saw it, he said it was the PetCo CEO
Same, I started to question my attention span and how much I must have missed
4 applause breaks in 4 minutes.
Well done Ted, you're one step closer to being a normal human being. Keep it up!
Journey of a thousand miles
He's actually one of the most upfront and direct politicians there is
Someone please check on Ted's daughter...
5 months and only 4 likes?!?!?! That comment is gold ✨️ 👌
Punchline was worth the wait 😂
Didn’t know this existed. Ted Cruz clip comes up on TikTok where he is denying it for a podcast… and just the way he denied it convinced me that this is nearly verbatim more than anything I’ve heard in my life… wow.
Heard this joke when he was still touring, definitely wasnt Ted Cruz at the time. He just changed the names.
@@tbeninjatigeryou know nothing About comedy
Nah it wasn’t him,he’s tried with other peoples name before
On his Podcast Segura basically confirmed he made it all up.
@@cameronjudson5313 link
I didn’t know Tom could lie like this.
He truly tried to make it a real story.
That was perfect!
This clip is better than the entire special. It really feels like his best style of comedy and not all that other stuff.
I'm a big fan but this latest special wasn't my favorite. Felt a bit too referential and too fan serving.
I turned it off (last night) after 10mins. His delivery was terrible & I hadn't laughed once. Felt like he was just talking and not telling jokes. Idk it was weird.
@@BeboRulzhis comedy has been that the entire time. They're "mostly stories" lol
@@BeboRulz that's his comedy, always has been. He tells stories.
@@michael3448So he’s a story teller, not an actual comic. Jokes should have punchlines.
When I saw him live he said it was the CEO of pet smart
For those saying this story is not true because Ted lives in Houston… Ted has 6 properties in Texas, including Austin.
Ah Austin, the California of Texas.
It still isn't true.
Tommy saggs address is posted and so is teddys. They live in the same neighborhood. Google maps confirmed it
@@user-si7ov5jm8hprove it
LOL, the name dropping made the story even that much funnier. :)
Ted's time here on the planet learning our ways is paying off I see.
Oh, Tom. You should always check your neighbors before you move into a neighborhood.
This should have SO many more views.
Love this!!!
Nice 😂👌
That was the funniest passive aggressive jab I've heard all day!
What a punchline! BAM!!!
Bravo Tom!!!
tom segura is a wild man 💪
this is the funniest Tom Segura ive ever seen
YES! Thank you!
I hope AL Franken has seen this, because he would love it!!!! Also, after knowing who it was, I can ONLY hear it in Ted's voice.
This guy's a hoot.
Ooooopsss u did it AGAIN
Tom the GOAT
😂😂😂. This is better than any joke he ever said.
@@freedomprophet2891Ted isn’t going to have sex with you.
Something about his delivery here reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld.
Fricken HILARIOUS🔥
Based af lmao
Good ol Teddy boy…curious and inquisitive as they come 😂
Wish this was a real story 😂
🤣😂🤣
I'll take shit that never happened for $1000, Alex.
Ted Cruz pedo simp
Makes the video of his daughter trying to avoid his kiss a bit creepier.
😂
Bro, the end 😂
Meeeaaahhh
I thought Ted Cruz lived in Houston?
It wouldn’t surprise me if he had a home outside Austin, but… how much time does he spend between Texas and DC anyway?
Austin???
I believe Houston and Austin are like an hour away from each other
@@gwpeoples We're on the internet, where such things are easily searchable. They're closer to three hours apart.
He does, and Tom lives in Austin. It's a joke.
@@gnlilu6972 That is where Segura lives.
MEEEEHHHH!!!!!
The thing is, Ted can deny it all he wants but it is TOO easy to believe. This sounds too much like an interaction he’d have
Tom admitted its fake. Kinda weird to use a specific person in a made up story and make them sound bad
2 things about politicians:
1) they're much dumber than you think
2) they're much grosser than you could ever imagine
That is the funniest shit I have heard.
Thanks Ted
Imagine paying for Netflix and only getting half the show 🙄
Day. Made.
Where are the bodies? 😅😅😂😂
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $200 Alex!
Didn't he say this joke before and it was the Walgreens ceo? Saw him live in NY
ole Theodore the cowardly lion
Is there another special I dont know about?
Do a Lindsay Graham one next, Tom!
Next time chu SEE 👀 HIM 🤔🤔DON'T THINK 🤔 JUST RUN 🏃♀️ RUN 🏃♂️ LIKE CRAZY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't believe Tom met the son of the guy who assassinated John F. Kennedy
Ted’s the guy with the fugly wife, right?
He met Trudeau?
That’s just Ted Cruz being polite and very Texan
That story is true
This channel name totally loves blockbuster.
Did this really happen? I'd like to believe it did. =)
I pictured Matt Gaetz in my head
He's (unfortunately) a congressman, not (fortunately) a senator
This clip was better then the whole Netflix special.
Yikes, thought this sucked.
@@CharlieCoops special was not great either. Feel like they’ve been rushed and going downhill for a while
@@CharlieCoopsSaid nobody with functioning brain cells
@@spacequack5470Grade A genius over here folks! 🤡
Segura and Chrysler tell stories. They have no punchlines to their “jokes”.
@@Imnottapinata What's your favorite flavor of window?
idk how he has not been run out of his own state, when he ran off to Mexico during those power grid failures.
Ted Cruz lives in Austin lol
so does tom
@@c.wrightdaniel204 Yep
He says it's Ted Cruz at the end
Ted Cruz is a melted crayon
From what I saw, he lives in Houston?
The cringe is real. Very very real.
what do they put on bald peoples heads so it is not shiny under stage lighting?
I just watched sledgehammer on netflix and this wasn't in it. Is it cut out or different versions for different regions?
I wonder how strange it was talking to the Zodiac Killer
That's who I live with
Shout out to Tom for this.
Karen Rogan probably shit his pants when he first heard it.
Was this part cut out of the special??? I don't remember watching this at all
How many people knew it was Ted Cruz after like 15 seconds?
Friggin Ted Cruz 😂
Wait, I saw the special, this is not in it, right?
I was thinking the exact same thing. I don't remember seeing this part
Where is this? I saw it and I don't remember it? Is it in another galaxy 🌌
it wasn't, I think Tom was supposed to be releasing some clips Netflix edited out of the special. There was something said about it on YMH
Obviously....
Eeww
Boss level 99
Now we know why Ted Cruz's daughter hates him. That poor kid
I don't live in any kind of political "bubble" whatsoever. But, the punchline to that story has left me speechless. I mean, even if TC is 100-percent right, why is that nonsense even coming out of his mouth, especially in a very public, open space?
Because he's doing this thing called stand up comedy
Being honest. I heard the term comes from slave times. Which is a scary story in and of itself.
I doubt this conversation actually happened, but I can definitely imagine Ted Cruz having such a conversation.
jesus christ i think ted cruz was testing out his standup material
In the live show he did in my town, it was the CEO of RiteAid
Are you calling him a liar 😂
@@chrispanico2276 its just a bit
George Garland
The Senator was John Cornyn guys. Cruz lives in Houston
Doesn’t Tom live in Austin and Ted Cruz lives in Houston?
Yep.
Not unheard of for someone to have more than one house, is it?
@@ohmaigod2 no, but I tried to find any mention of it and the only house I can find or is talked about is In Houston
Tom bought a new house, he just mentioned that
I was all ready to not believe whatever name he was about to speak. But then...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know he does a podcast
this is one of his joke from his YMH pod. it's not Ted Cruz.
Can’t wait for the Ted Cruz comedy tour….:)
I think Ted Cruz is fing with u. Because that shit is kind of funny
Ive never seen a comedian besides aries spears who did an arena and i died laughing. for some reason when the fans get to this number the jokes becomes Less funny