Dad's Secret | Tom Segura: Sledgehammer | Netflix
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- Опубліковано 3 лип 2023
- Some secrets are best kept unspoken. Comedian, NY Times bestselling author, podcast host, and actor Tom Segura’s newest Netflix stand-up special TOM SEGURA: SLEDGEHAMMER will premiere globally on July 4th.
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Tom is by far the funniest Japanese standup comedian of our time.
If you know, you know😂
SEGUUURAAAA 🎎🏯🏣🍙
If you say smith like that like SUMIIIITHU yeah it sounds Japanese.
True that
DJ Dadmouth is better at spinning records though
“There’s nothing like killing the enemy”
Haha his dad's final words reciting the memories
No better feeling than throwing grenades into bunkers.
@@acausalfermionthere "were" people in there.
Only thing better is watching black people have fun
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42There "were" "people" in there.
Top dog will always be here in spirit
RIP Top Dog
Hes with the big tit blondes now
He’s throwing grenades into bunkers in heaven now 🙌
War hero. Family man. Pickup line master. Rest in power top dog!
There is no greater feeling than killing the enemy
Gotta add full-bush lover to the list
@@daviddiazv17 Don’t forget enjoyer of poosy dreenks.
He shit in his pants regularly
If you ever heard Top Dog on Tom's podcast or know him from the stories Tom told about him you said to yourself:"Yep! I can absolutely imagine him telling Tom that on his deathbed!"
what? the n-word?
@@erdnasiul87 This is Tom doing woke agenda stuff. His dad did not say that, it didn't make sense in the story, also it wasn't funny. So why did he add it? Typical left narrative pile-on nonsense.
Who the fuck is top dog
100% absolutely believed every word of this story
Buddy, there is no other way to say it, I just like watching black people have fun.
"Just ask Garth Brooks". 😂😂😂
That POP when he dropped it, jesuschrist 😂 everybody was like “HE SAID THE THING!!!!”
What’s the meaning?
@neckofthewoods24
Every time Garth Brooks has a Concert someone seems to go missing it’s always (Well she left for the Garth Brooks concert and never came home) this has happened numerous times which started the whole “Conspiracy” that Garth Brooks is a Serial Killer.
I only got into Tom's stuff this year and his Dad stories are my favourite part. Wish I had known about him while he was still alive. He's like the American Karl Pilkington.
What are you talking about? Tom is alive.
@@Turco949 his Dad isn't
How?? From what I've seen of Karl Pilkington they aren't alike at all. Karl's mostly unintentionally funny and kind of a weenie and Tom is just hilarious.
@@Jeremycook_ Exactly, he was more along the lines of Bill Burr's dad...not a comedian at all but a good source for material.
Tom steals jokes and he SUCKS
1:02 That joke about Garth Brooks brought up a whole new meaning about his popular song "Friends in Low Places".
Risks his life everyday to keep us safe. And as a side job, makes time to entertain us. Truest American hero EVER.
he was in FALLUJAH
His dad is a savage hands down 😂😂
The part about his pops and mom damn near killed me, especially about his mom. This guy rarely misses
Right?
"Hey moooom"
"Jesssss"
"Did you ever think of what you would do if dad died before you?"
God damn dude, he guessed pretty good who was going to die first
You're easily entertained I guess.
@@acx207 Guilty as charged
Tom is definitely projecting with whole Garth bit.
No, just stealing a dead guy's bit
@@IvanNavarroS another garth victim
@@IvanNavarroSSaid nobody with functioning brain cells
@@IvanNavarroS cry
@@IvanNavarroSmald
The most hilarious part for me and my wife was that before my my dad died he told me he hid money in Folgers cans in the backyard and for me and my sister to come get and the logistics and feasibility of trespassing onto your stepmothers property in the middle of the night to dig a bunch of random holes in search of treasure just either equates to a bunch of lost money or a good story about your lying father. And I’ve seen enough calendars to know my dad liked a full bush lol.
I cannot for the life of me imagine why; you don't want a curly wurly stuck in your teeth.
0:59 Why did the crowd erupt into applause when he implored them to "ask Garth Brooks" [about murder]?
Is there some internet rumor about him being a secret serial killer or something?
yes. It's an ongoing joke on the podcast
There was something that went around where Garth's tour dates and locations matched up well with missing persons. I can't remember which episode of YMH started it but that was the genesis of it all. Garth tours and girls go missing.
OMG that ending 😂😂😂😂 Tom segura's never made me laugh so much before 😂
Ive waited so long for him to come back, i literally watched all his previous stand ups iver and over and over again, until i knew what his entire joke would be
He's really just like all other Japanese people, putting his pants one leg at a time. Drinks his sake and likes a bush.
How could he not and remain respectably traditional?
Tommy Buns doesn’t miss with specials 🔥 He is the bar. Also love that if you listen to his podcasts, he put a few references throughout. RIP Top Dawg
My dad was in hospice for two weeks
It was dreadful cause I’m my culture there’s tons of people just waiting for loved ones to pass but I found out my dad had a daughter I never knew about it’s crazy what parents keep from you.
That’s crazy….. is she hot?
Well to be fair the only one he was obligated to tell about the daughter was your mom lol
@@VHale-yz7hc true but I would’ve been nice to know I had another sister stashed away somewhere
@@Phoenix-nl2ut if you find out where she is hit me up!
@@VHale-yz7hcSaid nobody with functioning brain cells
I never met Top Dog, but I miss him more than certain dead relatives of mine.
Legends never die. RIP Top Dog
ask Garth Brooks 😂😂😂
Rest in peace Top Dog!!! You are missed… especially your stories…
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still Tom.
Thank you for your service Tom, could have not picked a better day to drop the special, I hope this special shines a spotlight on this whole thing with G, where are the bodies G? Where are the bodies?
Did Garth Brooks kill somebody?
Thank you thank you thank you for throwing a Garth Brooks jab in there 😂😂
Best stand-up in years ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Tom is looking great lately
"Hey buddy" -Top Dog
Really cool to see Tom hone his craft over the course of these specials…I think after this one he’ll have his place not just amongst the current “really good” comedians to more of your modern greats like the Burr and CK
very louis ck closer at the end there. Probably a great special.
@@RayoAtra A lot of his bits in this one really remind me of Louis CK, from material to the delivery (maybe less intense)
I wouldnt put him at the same level of CK and Burr, but hes good regardless, imo these two are on a level of their own, my favorite comedians alongside this one... what was his name...
...You guessed it, Frank stallone!
Tom shits on those guys. What are y’all Garth brooks fans? Fuck outta here.
@@robc5051 yeah I think so too! The way he tells stories has noticeably gotten better from his first special. It’s always been good but there’s a degree of like natural, conversational delivery that he has now that def gives me Louis vibes
Tom Segura is very funny 😆
This is one of the most famous comedians in America. Let that sink in.
everyone has to see this special had me tears the whole way
Just finished it, my face hurts right now from laughing so hard
I wish i was this easily entertained, the jokes are so predictable
@@deeznutz8320 you mean you related to observational comedy... not everyone says batshit crazy shit like Theo Von
It’s probably his worst one, it’s a toss up between this and ball hog. Still a good special just not top notch Tom
He's lame as fuck! Not funny. Our comedy is dying with our society
"Who am I supposed to tell?" Fuckin killed me for some reason 😂
LOL loved it ❤
I knew he was going toward Garth Brooks in this segment!😂
Had to love him sticking in a quick Garth Brooks reference.
This was a great special..
He is the only one who can make you laugh by a death bed story!
Too bad I didn’t laugh
0 fucks given
@@ssoltani22 cringe
Big Dog barks on in heaven. I will always remember him calling into the show and millions of viewers hearing him take a piss. 😂
R.I.P. Top Dogg
R.I.P. Top Dog. I hope the lord let's you stack 'em up as high as your soul desires!
Go Dad!!! R.I.P Mr Segura🙏
Tom has such a fan base he’s now immune to bombing
He doesnt bomb tho
@@nickdailey9889 true. I love him.
I love a full bush as a final message is absolutely wild 😂😂
And that's EXACTLY what I'd expect Top Dog to say to Tom on his deathbed
My wife and I cried laughing legitimately at your special. The skit about you and Joey Diaz abd your mom made us hurt from laughing. Thank and like you I did 25mg that my stepdaughter gave me made me question reality and I couldn't move. I was watching the nfl playoffs a😮nd said you mades me too high help me I can't move I'm stuck I don't want to be this high
Where are the bodies G? No more games.
Top 3 comedy specials I’ve seen
Tom is the Goat 🐐 funniest special 😅
Awesome
R.I.P. to a legend. 😂
Tom segura on Garth brooks:
"Let the bodies hit the floor!"
SOOO many mommies in the crowd. I just missed getting those PHX tickets arrrrggghhhhh!!
Tom is looking super fit, daaaaym! 💪😎
That's hilarious!
Oh wow, I really like that stage set-up/venue he's at. It's cool looking.
That was funny, one banger after another…
I’d pay to see Garth’s live reaction to this
about damn time!
Came out swinging! IMO better than the latest Sebastian M and Bill B specials! Laughed the whole time!
Couldn’t agree more! I actually turned Sebastian off halfway through, couldn’t get through it!
If you haven’t made the dive yet, I highly recommend Mark Normand’s 4. He’s got game, and all of the other comics dig him and he’s blowing up basically during and post-Covid because he didn’t just dick around, he made moves and was literally probably the first cat out their in the clubs practicing the hallowed art of smartassery. In Texas, no less. Topically he has similar views as, believe it or not, Chappelle and… Daniel Tosh… Don’t believe me, watch the specials and each dude shares, personalizes, but they are no doubt referencing the same topics, 5-6, give or take. No plagiarism or joke stealing, just similar cats with above average intelligence and the ability to find and make a good joke from almost any situation or subject.
Playin the hits 😊
'Ask Garth Brooks he'll tell ya all about it." Lol. Where are those bodies Garth?
Shout out to Top Dog
There's no greater feeling than killing the enemy.
Awesome Special! well done White Japanese Man!
Your mom keeps trimming hers. Lol
The garth got me
"Well ya know....." We all love and miss top dog
You know what, when I'm on my deathbed, I would say that word too as I draw my final breath.
Tom looks great
Garth killed my soul
Rest in hairy bushes TOP DOG
ask Garth Brooks lolololo
Can’t believe he said Netflix before he passed away 😂😂😂
I haven't been watching ymh lately but im a long time fan.... never knew. RIP Top Dog.
The Water Champ is back!
Currently in my car doing a +300 mile drive to see my grandfather who is terminal. This was in my recommendeds.
But yeah. I feel the same way. It's weird going to watch someone die. But at the same time not getting to say goodbye is a bitch to deal with.
Norm MacDonald called. He wants his bit back
Said nobody with functioning brain cells
Ten millie Tom!
That is a very pretty set
I thing Tim is secretly in competition with Garth.
WHERE ARE THE BODIES G?? LET THE FAMILIES GET SOME CLOSURE!!
Omg exactly how i feel about hospitals
seGUUURRRRAAAAA.
It's crazy how loud the crowd's reaction was to him mentioning Garth. I had headphones on. It hurt.
You hear more clapping in this special than jokes 😆 watch the crowd
RIP TOP DOG
"i threw grenades into bunkers"
Tbh without ever hearing the joke or really knowing of the origin of the Garth beef, as soon as he started talking about killing someone and how it would feel i KNEW he was gonna say ask Garth lmfao
Did Netflix pull this special? Can’t find it.
Amazing. I thought you would wear "the jacket"
Youre never gonna read this, Tom. But I needed this laugh today. Cheers, pal haha
Every podcast Tom is a guest on is hilarious. Him and Brent Krieschler are my two favorite comedians. This special was drop-dead hilarious....
RIP Pops Segura. There is comedy is all walks of life, even joking about the death of a parent can be funny af apparently xD
If Bert Kriesher makes anywhere in your top list then your list is a joke
The bodies roll and the shovel strikes the dirt garth
"I threw grenades' in bunkers"
It must remind him of the jungle. No better feeling than destroying the enemy
Rip Top dog
Where are the bodies garth? Lol
"Who am i supposed to tell?"