Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.
He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over
what a fuckin moron you are, Tyler. I mean, just off the top of my head you got John Goodman, Lavell Crawford, Bruce Bruce, John Pinette, etc. The list goes on
Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!
@@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.
Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂
As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .
I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.
Texas just produced a state bill that will penalize coubties that have de-criminalised weed (in mis 2000's, we Houston and other Metros essentially stop pushing felonies for posession)
It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol
With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.
Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.
Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.
I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.
There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'
Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.
Tom Segura was an original comedy podcaster group (Burt Krischer, Theo Von, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, etc) little did I know that Tom Segura runs circles around all of these clowns 🤡 by far the funniest guy along with Shane Gillis) 😂😂😂😂
I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around
The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.
13:25 the smartest theory about *god* i heard - not kidding - *on south park* ... Chefcook said "he wants to make us sad. he gives us things to take em away so we cry. if we didnt have them we couldnt be sad about losing em our tears is what makes him stronger" THS honestly makes too much sense. Heard it more then a decade ago but it stuck
They say that if we tell people that we don't want to live to 80 we change our minds when we approach it. BUlHIT I'm 71 and I've had enough, my body is falling apart I wanna go home.....Keys are TOO HEAVY to get flushed, what are they attached to a sailor's floating device? I've got one it stops my keys from sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
5:22 that shot is useless 😂 who in the editing and/or camera work department at Netflix saw that “tiny dot in the distance at a six miles away” shot and went “hey, keep it in”
@@nicifrey5989 Joe rogan said he'd fund it for him multiple times even pre-spotify. It's something on bobby's end that's stopping him from doing it, just like how he hasn't done JRE.
@@Doorito_ while the last par might be true, joe rogan is not a network.. and ive never heard of anyone putting out his specials indipendently except louis ck
Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.
🎉😂
He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over
yea and he talks in a calm voice... not the typical american that always scream and are high on meth telling storys and such!
Tom is an absolute chode
Tom segura. The first man to lose the weight and keep the funny. Kudos, man. You're already one of the greats in my book.
Nate Bargatze
Ever heard of Bruce Bruce? Of course not
what a fuckin moron you are, Tyler. I mean, just off the top of my head you got John Goodman, Lavell Crawford, Bruce Bruce, John Pinette, etc. The list goes on
“I’ll kick your chest, THROUGH your back!” 😂😂😂
Tom Segura gets funnier the more hair he loses
It also inversly correlates with the amount of blubber
@@sarcastaball😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮
Must be a Japanese thing
He's at his peak
That's quite funny, you should be on stage
Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!
EXACTLY! It’s so god damn funny. I love how in one of his specials he says “guys, I’m joking!” 😂
He literally is a master at this entire business.
Lol yes but no one better than Loui C.K.
He steals crappy jokes and thinks he's an elite comic
@@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.
Listening to this during school was the riskiest thing I’ve ever done.
I had to pause this MULTIPLE times just so I could calm down lmao
“Hey grandpa! I want you to meet Steve! 😃”
“F**K Steve!”
Poor Steve 😂
Best Japanese comic out there!!
Seguuuuraaaaa 😅
Spanish
@@salimarodriquez-dh5mpIt’s a joke from one of his other skits. 😅
@@shelbydeleon2013😅😅😅
@@salimarodriquez-dh5mpMexican
"I'll kick your chest through your back" never gets old. I look up that clip every 3-4 months just go laugh hysterically at his delivery.
The part where he talks about living in your eighties head me f****** dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂
Tom's the funniest Japanese postal worker ever. 😂
Tom Segura is the most dad-like comedian out there
He should take that as a compliment lol
Tom is one of the most hilarious Comedians on the planet
In us
Kick myself in the teeth when I think about how he came thru my small city on his world tour last year and I missed it.
@Mxrelxfe SEGURA!
@@Яфэйсиз2017you you yyyyt😅:😅5:: vgyyyyy :😮-0:30 ;-🎉
Nah
Please produce more 15 minutes videos of comedians they're great!
And bring me a cheeseburger
Cheeseburger takes too long. Just get Goldilocks a burrito or a shawarma...and make sure the temperature is just right.
You can hear this one specific person laughing in the back 😂😂😂😂 what a laugh first segment specifically
Could have been myself
8:32-8:37 is the best display of controlled rage I have ever seen
Unquestionably the funniest serial killer alive…
Why doesn't this guy have his own television show. I think many many people would enjoy seeing his crazy world.
Definitely listen to his podcast ymh.
Cause nobody cares about television.
5:44" I'll kick your chest through your back " I am dead and buried 💀 🤣 😂
“I’m comin around the corner don’t look at me”
As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .
Wtf kind of name is "Aarom"?
@@Dime_time333 it's in the bible....
I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.
Risking one's life for a quarter bag joke was spot on for back in the day. 😂😂😂
Now u can just get it at 7/11
Texas just produced a state bill that will penalize coubties that have de-criminalised weed (in mis 2000's, we Houston and other Metros essentially stop pushing felonies for posession)
Sledgehammer was probably one of if not my favorite special from him 😂😂
Man, having spare keys 🔑 is a priority. I've been relived time and time again because of it.
It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol
when you're at tom's point, giving money to your gambling addict mom is investment. i mean, the dude's career is telling stories
Lol and edibles 😂
With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.
Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.
@@DeathBYDesign666 to each his own.
Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.
Chappelle doesn't really tell many jokes.. he prefers ranting his opinions
That Brad Pitt story got me rolling on the floor 🤣😂 Tom only comes second after Louis CK in the whole world that is.
Ck is mediocre, but that's why there's chocolate and vagina, everyone has a different taste
Stolen joke
_`The sweetest kiss of all'_
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂🤣
I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that weed is legal here (Canada) and I can just walk in and buy whatever I want.
It's legal in like 40 states here. No biggie.
His moms a savage 😭😂😂 14:36
I Love Tom Segura! ♥️ He’s a great comedian and absolutely hot in his newest Netflix special Sledgehammer ♥️
I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.
I feel like he was already pretty big two years ago. I first saw him in 2017 and he was big at that time.
There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'
Whoa.
Can I tell other people this?
@@VengeanceN7 drop $100 in my Venmo and I guess it’s ok
Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.
@@brianyarborough3738 an anagram of Brian Yarborough is “r a rough brain boy,” which is a great distractor from that smooth brain 🧠
One of the better comedians.
Toms son does the same thing to him, that Tom does to his mom 🤣🤣
Well...my mom got married at 79 to a 59 year-old. He idolized her. They were married for 11 years, until her death at 90.
Cool story brah
What does this have to do with Tom Segura exactly?
Think you accidentally posted on the wrong page.
@@chazcad7319😂😂😂😂😂
Cracking gum jobs my guess
A great comic and a proud patriot protecting our civilians
Just discovered this guy...brilliant delivery and great stories
One of my favorites. He is such a pro.
Here's 16 mins of 15 mins worth of stand up
The little song after the one hit is killing me 😂😂😂
LOVE TOM❤❤👍🏼👍🏼
He’s a great Netflix comedian
Shuut up
Tom is the best!
10:32 they almost never have it 😂😂
Love Tom and Bert and Christina and all the jeans. So thankful for them
dudes my favourite comedian for sure.
4:28 😂 my grandpa
If he doesn’t get 1.6 million a set at LEAST…he should get a raise.
1.6? Specifically? Why? Your autism is showing big time
Brilliant comedian is what he is..! ✌🏼
Thanks, Tom! You're the bestest.
This is so good 😂😂😂
6:50 bill burr did that in his movie "Old Dads" 😂😂
9:10 I once walked 2 miles in the snow for a quarter Oz. Nowadays I can have it delivered by the push of a button. Crazy
My dawg toooooo funnyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's got a knack for jokes.
I taught my niece I'll cave your head in. My sister was not impressed 😂
It took me 15 minutes to realize my last video ended and I was watching Tom segura now
This man a beast
This video says "16 minutes of Tom..." but it's only 15:59 long. What kind of air in the potato chip bag %$!& are you running here?!
Re read the title lol
@@Morgan-jo7xy yeah it's not right either...numbers aren't toys.
The Brad Pitt bit gets me every time
This dude is my internal dialogue while out in public lmao
Funny, my name is Brian and I skipped half of third grade because I was good at dividing and doing the subtraction mentally 😆
I wanna be friends with Tom, I can see myself laughing all day long 🤣.
-My life in a nutshell: 'i dont yell at him, im just yelling at my life' 😂
Ballhog is the best.
Oh THAT's why she's with you. Got it.
lol that's funny bro!
Seriously you're looking good, Tom. Usually high stress or grim determination. Which you gots?
He severely injured his leg during basketball and decided it was time to get healthier. The video of the accident is on UA-cam.
@@BrutusMaximusAurelius
Still want to kiss his pretty wife.
😂😂😂😂😂😂hilarious
I attest that Tom Segura will be the best 90 yr old.
He is very good at this
Tom Segura was an original comedy podcaster group (Burt Krischer, Theo Von, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, etc) little did I know that Tom Segura runs circles around all of these clowns 🤡 by far the funniest guy along with Shane Gillis) 😂😂😂😂
BWHAHHAHAHHAHA - That bit about Brad Pitm i was really laughing!
This guy is funny asf
In comedic love with the icon that is Señor Tomàs Segura! Viva la YMH! (La Casa de Tu Madre)
The story of his mom lol you can’t win with those people.
i want to see your blood pressure spike lol 😂😂😂
Tom Segura is fickin hilarious
Tommy I always knew lol 😂😂😂😂😂
I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around
Tom Segura is a Savage, but he's funny as hell.
That part about Brad Pitt had my abs feeling like a hernia was about to form damn
the sweetest kiss of all....
The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.
Cool
Who asked?
Tom to be fair when he flushed yur keys,u technically lost yo s*** twice lol 😂
whoever put 15min as the title f'd up the one job he had
9:12 weed is still illegal in Alabama I still have to get my shit from strangers
Yeah, Bama's been behind times for...a while now
13:25 the smartest theory about *god* i heard - not kidding - *on south park* ...
Chefcook said "he wants to make us sad. he gives us things to take em away so we cry. if we didnt have them we couldnt be sad about losing em our tears is what makes him stronger"
THS honestly makes too much sense. Heard it more then a decade ago but it stuck
I've found at my height, hip checking a kid works pretty well for that passing swat😂
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I wanna talk about Hawaii, Tommy.
When I was three years old my dad had already kicked me into a wall, getting us evicted.... And he was a cop
Par for the course for a cop/military/ex-military. Literally textbook.
They say that if we tell people that we don't want to live to 80 we change our minds when we approach it. BUlHIT I'm 71 and I've had enough, my body is falling apart I wanna go home.....Keys are TOO HEAVY to get flushed, what are they attached to a sailor's floating device? I've got one it stops my keys from sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
We talked about sports. It balanced out
14:04 Wot!? I died laughing
5:22 that shot is useless 😂 who in the editing and/or camera work department at Netflix saw that “tiny dot in the distance at a six miles away” shot and went “hey, keep it in”
Dear Comedy God's......Please convince Bobby Lee to do a Netflix Special
i think that woud be up to netflix, not bobby lee...
Bobby has no material, you can only pull out your dick so many times to get a laugh.
@@nicifrey5989 Joe rogan said he'd fund it for him multiple times even pre-spotify. It's something on bobby's end that's stopping him from doing it, just like how he hasn't done JRE.
@@Doorito_I feel like he thinks he’ll get backlash. I think he’s afraid of it not being good, which I get. But he HAS to do it.
@@Doorito_ while the last par might be true, joe rogan is not a network.. and ive never heard of anyone putting out his specials indipendently except louis ck
I like how makes his dad and his friend sound the same 💀
Half way into 15mins and repeating a sketch. Good one..