BIKES | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Mostly Stories" on Netflix
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- Опубліковано 3 чер 2021
- Tom Segura describes one of his favorite exchanges between an inmate and a troubled teen from one of the wildest episodes of “Scared Straight.” Watch the full stand up comedy special “Mostly Stories” streaming on Netflix.
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I saw Tom at OHare airport and yelled BIKES. He waved at me from like 50ft away as I scared the passengers waiting for our flight. Edit: Holy crap 4K likes, it was worth it!
His “holl mah pocket” voice is dead on. He sounds just like the dude.
I work at a bike shop and yell that often.
I got really wasted at my cousins wedding last month. I was told that I was yelling "Hold My Pocket!" repeatedly at 2am in the hotel lobby. Cops got called.
I really enjoy Toms comedy but this is just an incredible composition for a joke. I mean maybe top 20 jokes of all time. To ride that all the way through to a mellow deadpan," And thats why I yell bikes all the time." So smart. Its like progressive rock.
Best, most underrated line....."Ehhhhh I hate breakfast"
My wife has our almost four year old son randomly yelling, “bikes!” 🤣 He has no idea why, but he’s happy to play along.
At some point we need to acknowledge that Tom put this bit together just so fans would yell 'BIKES!' at him for the rest of his life.
if you’ve ever seen this episode, tom was NOT lying when he says that kid had a bowl cut 😂 bowlest cut i’ve ever seen
"He's doing a double life sentence so when he dies and is reincarnated that man's gonna be doing life in prison" is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard 😂
The funny thing is that since I have tourrettes
"Bikes!" pops into my head every so often and I can't stop laughing.
I listen to Tom Segura stories to get through my boring ass day doing Accounting work. Headphones on, trying not to laugh out loud in the office.
In the early 00's my roommate and I were watching 'Cops', and in one episode they were arresting a psychotic looking black dude for some thing or another. He had receding-hairline dreads, and his exposed forehead was tattooed into a solid black widow's-peak, like a vampire, and he said his name was 'Drak'. At the end of the segment when they were driving him off to jail, he stared at the camera, stuck his head out the back window of the cruiser, and yelled
HOL MY PAHKETT
This never gets old
This never gets old. I can come back to it every 3 months or so and its still hilarious. On top of that I've found the "Scared straight episode" and its excctly as he described it. :)
I love how, after he tells a joke, he's got this proud "I did this" look on his face.
glad this clip is available as video now, this is the bit I show people that haven't heard Tommy Bunz yet.
Man! Thank you for the memories. My old Science teacher used to show us scared straight, I always looked forward to it. He also used to say he was thinking of organising a field trip to the local jail for the class but apparently him and the principal agreed that we'd probably all be there soon anyway so why ruin the surprise.