Tom Segura Thinks 69ing Is Overrated | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Опубліковано 11 лип 2020
- From the moment he learned about 69ing, Tom Segura knew something was off.
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This whole special was brutal. I feel like Tom has embraced the maniac inside himself.
His comedy is aging like fine wine.
what is the name of this special?
Taylor Gallion “Ball Hog”
He has not embraced it. He's cultivating it. Check out YMH (Live) if you're not familiar. :)
I was bummed the audience was so bleh! I was dying in my living room.
I can't wait to see the special he puts out when he's 69 years old. It'll probably just be called: 69. I'll watch it.
Stacy Melanson 69 like congratulations
I'll 69 to it, standing up
One of the best.
You think Segura is making it to 69?
Imagine if he dies at 68
My 72nd birthday is going to be on 4/20/69 and that’s really the only thing keeping me going at this point.
That's a good reason to live if you ask me :D
Dude you get a birthday on 4/20 every year? That’s a blessing
Nice.
you poor poor man, you’ve probably had to hear about columbine and hitler for your whole
life.
Aidan Luong Yes! But it’s given me my longest running stand up bit.
“Are we late for something?” Is a fantastic line.🤣
Yes, just as it was when Neal Brennan said in his special six years earlier.
"...and than you can hear 'The Fight To Live' underneath you." 😄😅😱
Hey where are you from?
Octavius Lowe 😒
Octavius Lowe bro this is fucking UA-cam
It's just "-the fight to live-", it's not a song that the person is performing, it's not a special part of the sentence.
@@rjr990 yeah bro slip into her DM on Instagram like a gentleman.
Kidding. Just as creepy.
This guy's filling a Luis CK shaped hole in my soul.
louis is still active don't ditch that pervy ginger
@@michaeltonikov heard he doubled down on the edgelord shit though
@@Bakkland he was always like that
He’s better than Louis CK
When he's filling your soul, just don't be on the bottom....
Made the mistake of watching this whilst eating curry. “Are we late for something?” I think I’ll have curry in my sinuses for the rest of my short life.
Ouuuuuuch
I shouldn't have liked your comment. It had 69 likes before I did that.
hahahaha thats when i burst out laughing
Glad I read your comment first. While I didn't know _when_ he would say that, once I heard the start of it, I quickly swallow my coffee. Disaster averted.
I still so distinctly remember the first, and only, time I ever 69'd. I was around 23 or so...with my first long-term girlfriend. On the couch of our first apartment. And I remember at the time thinking, "Oh shit! Shit is it....this is 69ing. That thing I always heard about. We're doing it!"
And it was.....weird? Awkward. Not at all fun. Just a lot of odd angles. Afterwards, my gf and I kinda wordlessly agreed: yeah, overrated. Next time, let's just, you know....have sex, like humans. If I never 69 again in my life....that's absolutely fine.
@@avedic hahaha yep, true that. I'll always remember the time my girlfriend came home drunk while at uni after a long night of dancing and sweating and decided it would be a good time to do it.........
I am feeling unwell (bronchitis) and am watching comedy clips to cheer myself up.
This bit had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe; I started choking, saw stars and nearly fainted. I literally could have died like Chryssipus and it's all Tom Segura's fault.
Best story-teller comedian in the game. What an absolute legend.
3:02 - the way he delivers that "what the fuck" always kills me for some reason 🤣🤣🤣
Ahahaha 😂
This is the first time I ever got scared I was laughing to hard. When he said "dingleberries and lint" I about went in to oxygen deprivation. This is one sketch that you could literally die laughing at.
I wish I knew how to laugh :(
It's funny, but I cannot laugh so I get oxygen deprived
Have you watched him and Bert laughing over kool aid? I was scared 😂😂😂
That suffocation while laughing is my personal criterion for real comedy. I had the same.
That line lives in my head rent-free
Me toooo! I literally was hitting my kitchen counter while squatting down holding my stomach at that part!😆😆
Alright, I'll stop 69. "Are we late for something." convinced me.
You should've been convinced the first time you tried it
I’m putting this in a folder labeled “politics”. It is reserved for controversial things I agree with and use as reference material. This is barely the weirdest thing in there.
I’d like to see the rest of this “politics” folder
Requesting you make that folder public
Petition for u to release said folder
What the fuck Justin! Where's the goddamn folder!
Justin, I need to see that folder 📂
I’m watching this at 3 AM and my poor family is being woken up at the sound of me laughing uncontrollably to this video😂
4:25am for me LOL
4:20am for me! Time to light up, and laugh some more!
The "youth pastor" part and "fight to live" killed me. Love tommy
"You can hear the fight to live". I stopped breathing for a solid five seconds.
I guess we couldn't hear your fight to live!
Yeah he nailed that part perfectly, I had tears. lmao.
He says, “picture your mom” but we’re all picturing Christina P.
Nope. I was picturing your mom.
Damn I didn’t wanna admit it but uhhh fuck he got the majority of us
With Theo V.
Yeah, it's a nightmare image to picture him and Christina doing it
@@gounleashed the v stands for vagina
"Thats daddys wet trashbag gut" that line just slayed me lmao
rereading it has me in tears again lmao fuuuuuuck lolol
@@rawkhawk414 im laughing just thinking about it lol
That made my whole damn face hurt from laughter
I cried tears of laughter at this. This is absolutely brilliant and disgusting.
I cried real tears. Being heterosexual and trying to find an attractive man is very difficult.
@@easytoslip Well, if you wou...
meh... too easy.
If any equation in math class comes to 69, the class chuckles
"That's Daddy's wet trash bag gut."
Dying!
Let's be honest, we all knew a kid in highschool that was like that. 😂
If you didn’t, you were that kid
My sister met this guy who got drunk n he's friend dared him to duck a pig for 400 he did it. So yokes
I was in a social organization in college. And, yeah - dudes would ALWAYS want the #69 athletic jersey, for their "colors."
present
Hearing the fight to live underneath ypu
Take a jog sometime then. Stop drinking soda. That's on you.
You should try it.
@@cf9844 what?
CF
What the fuck does drinking soda have to do with being asphyxiated?
Lmao this line killed me among some others
This guy is following proto up there.
Make sure to get a good grip on it when ur featherin it.
Well, Christina is everyone's mom, so I guess that's technically accurate.
🤭
She's got those mom jeans extra loose.
This is perfect. It takes a LOT to make me tear from laughter. But this was immediate.
Tom segura is one of the best comedians alive today !
I had to pause the video stop laughing/crying/choking everything..Brilliance is all I can come up with now!!
tom is so underrated, i love his style of saying all the jokes and his expressions
He has his own Netflix show. He's fine : )
Dingleberries = Trauma
Lmao
Dangleberries: Aussie slang for the balls
@@warrenjensen4670 dingleberries: shit trapped in your ass hair.
@@ryanblack3686
Yeah I know, but *Dangleberries* :
Aussie slang for the balls
😂🤣💯
Holy shit i just found this dude and im already binge watching him.. he delivers so well.. and the resemblance to louis ck is uncanny!
I saw the title and thought he was talking about snitching.
I need to change the content I consume smh
Bless your heart you sweet person.
So sad😂😂
I've always seen him on Joe Rogan, but never really watched his standup till this week. Why has no one told me how funny this guy is?? Holy crap, he's a genius!
When he goes to the doctor for an eye test? I almost killed myself laughing.
@@terrenceklaverweide6356 🤣
100% agreed! I’ve always felt like there was just too much going on at once.
I watched it a million times and it never gets old.
Brilliant 👏.
Was hitting my kitchen counter with one hand while squatting down and holding my stomach with the other at the "dingleberries and lint" line 😆😆😆
"And then a disgusting man like me..."🤣🤣🤣
why aren't people just doing it laying on their sides? so much easier
Michael Roth doing it on the side is the only way to do it
You've just opened my eyes
Hi Michael, I’m with the Nobel Piece Prize Association. And yeah bud, you won the whole thing for the next 5 years! Congrats 🍾🎈
Michael Roth 🤯
Go off
Feels like I’m working. 👷🏼♂️😽
I'm with Tom. I used to think 69 was an awesome concept. Tried it enough times now to know it's overrated. I enjoy eating out and getting eaten, but not at the same time.
“BuT tHaTs CaNnIbAlIsM”
Leave 69ing to the athletes
Best done sideways. No awkward neck, and a nice thigh pillow!!
Segura is one of the rare few that is great on podcasts and stand up
@0:35 "that's like eating a cheeseburger covered in ice cream while taking a shitter." 😂😂😂
I have been rewatching tons of his work that I have already seen and I totally forgot about this. I haven't laughed this hard in some time and I am so thankful for it. 😂
Omg he's effing hilarious!!!
This had me in tears!!! 🤣🤣🤣
“And then you can hear the fight to live underneath you” 😂😂
Watching this in public, trying to keep myself from laughing out loud like a maniac. It looks like i'm having a seizure🤣
i think i hurt myself laughing at this. couldn't breath, lost sense of smell and taste even
...have you been tested for covid
man my stomach hurts from laughing, i had to stop the video to catch a breath, hilarious man!
Absolutely hilarious!
Hahahaha , I started crying at “ fight to live”.
It's a fine balancing act keeping our audience disgusted to point of hurling chunks🤢 and crippled with laughter at the same time 🤣 and Segura is brilliant at that 😘👌
Dude got me crying laughing at work 🤣🤣
Damn...I almost choked outta laughter 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 are we late for something 😂
This guy is hilarious
Just discovered him a week ago n have been browsing the UA-cam looking for all his videos 😂😂😂😂😂
"Stop saying that!" " NO!"
I freaking love this man. My husband and me are always laughing.
I was watching this in class. The "what's on my forehead" caught me off guard. I laugh so hard.
I know it's just a joke, but the physical sensation of a girl genuinely moaning while going down on you is one of the greatest feelings in all of life.
Calm down bro no one gives a shit what you do in your private life. No one’s impressed either kid.
@@stephaniecoomey2356calling someone "kid" in a UA-cam comment makes you feel like a big man doesn't it!? Stop trying to belittle people and just be better
@@ilovemalechickens goign around telling people what to do on youtube probably makes you feel like a big man, serve some justice oh mighty hero. dumb kid, your PC bull is whats causing the wars. stay ignorant you fool.
All I know, is doing them too well as they're doing me has resulted in me either getting neglected or nibbled, which both hurt. I approach this act with caution.
Man of culture
I'm in absolute tears, at work. And I can't tell anyone.
Omg I fell down laughing on my living room floor at this. This is so true 🤣🤣
2:53 theres gotta be some poor guy in the crowd sitting real awkward next to his mom…
I made the mistake of watching this while eating toast. I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. I choked. I almost died. Still worth it, this was fucking hilarious
I think this is a perfect stand up bit...
Its crude, its witty, its simple
10/10
The number in the team.. the delivery.. brilliant, fucking perfect ×D
“Are we late for something?!”
🤣🤣🤣 perfect
I still think 69ing is a gift from God above, but my God this was fucking hilarious
This guy was funny af😂😂😂😂
Watch some of his visits on Joe Rogan's podcast. The dude is awesome. 😃
If you don't know already search "This Is Not Happening," Tom Segura and several hilarious comedians tell true stories. Carrot Top is the only one I wouldn't recommend. It may be funny but he's hard to look at 😑
Absolutely fkn hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed wayyy to hard at this
There is no fucking guy funnier than him. He makes me choke laughing. I cry with tears, I get a headache from laughing that hard and I watch it again about every year or so. Oh and My husband is an angel compared to him.. but the wit, man.. the wit!
0:50 this story perfectly explains 6ix9ine's tattoos
The way he says wtf ABSOLUTELY kills me
The end parts got me 🤣😂🤣..that was fucking hilarious
He's not doing it right. You gotta relax and enjoy it. Pull back every now and then. You gotta learn how to breathe when your nose comes out of it. Like swimming. Improper 69 technique is to blame for his bad experience.
I love how you said out of 'it' 😂
@chase griffin Nah, his nose came out of it
But what if she's like 2 feet shorter than you and doesn't have unbelievably short legs?
@@mikitzFirst of all, I'm not an NBA player and that won't be a problem because I have a really long
neck.
@@phillipadams4691 It's all about proportions. I'd really like to see a chick like that.
69 is like working on vacation.
Dingleberries an lint had me in tears, legend
Most really good comedian is a great story teller. You're one of them. Love it 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
This guy almost ended up as 6ix9ine
He sure knows how to paint a perfect visual doesn't he?
I'm crying, this was incredible
watching this for the 20th time.
pure genius. thx,dj deadmouth.
“ Get off me alright” 🤣🤣🤣
"That's daddies wet trash bag gut" pure poetry
Woooowww…that was brutal and I’m 100% here for it 😂
That "are we late for something?" 😂
When the story about 69 contains the words "Picture your mom" you know its good
A dude on top while 69'ing is next level sick 😂
Willz __ fit like a puzzle
Obvious to have the girl on top. Not sure if guys facesit on girls 😂
@C.B Tizzy don't CHOKE on it! :P haha
I love that gagging sound Tom makes, hilarious
after this I went on a Tom Segura binge for days, but this is the only video that made me laugh
Hahaha I haven’t laughed this good in awhile
Anyone else feel like he's getting better as he gets older?
That's not a thing. Unless you're talking about getting better at dying.
NO.
Are we late for something? Lmao
Why you got a Game selfie for a profile pic bruh?
What does that mean?
I’m crying so bad Jesus this was a laugh needed...
legitimately one of the funniest skits I’ve seen
I love how he owned everyone at the same time with the your mom joke. Bros amazing
I actually like it because I didn't work it up to be this god-like experience
2:20 from that point on I never catched my breath again
Had tears in my eyes!!
Lol phone battery at 69% as I watch this
Do NOT lick it before you stick it.
You don’t wanna get electrocuted.
I checked mine after reading this....
.... unfortunately at 81 :(
Tom Segura was the first in a long line of 3rd graders to learn/be obsessed with 69
I'm crying laughing at this one
It has been soooooo long since I have laughed so hard I woke up my neighbors lol