Clueless Gamer: "Final Fantasy XV" With Elijah Wood | CONAN on TBS

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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  4 роки тому +274

    Love #CluelessGamer? Check out Team Coco's "Good Game Nice Try," a gaming podcast hosted by Twitch star OMGitsfirefoxx and our very own Aaron Bleyaert! apple.co/goodgamenicetry

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 4 роки тому +3

      "There's always a crystal." Sir, you're not wrong... you are, in fact, incredibly right. They made a Final Fantasy game about how there is always a crystal in Final Fantasy games, called Dissidia.

    • @TheNizoubizou
      @TheNizoubizou 3 роки тому +6

      yeah but once covid is done, bring clueless gamer back please 🙏

    • @vanitycelerio
      @vanitycelerio 3 роки тому +2

      Please DO CLUELESS GAMER AGAIN , LITTLE NIGHTMARES, VALORANT, GENSHIN IMPACT, AND IDENTITY V. PLEASE

    • @sheez1235
      @sheez1235 3 роки тому +3

      Please bring clueless gamer back..

    • @ChicagoRetroGamer
      @ChicagoRetroGamer 2 роки тому +1

      Very cool, I will check it out!

  • @raptornomad1221
    @raptornomad1221 8 років тому +1665

    Wow, Elijah is actually pretty likable here. Other guests felt weird, but he felt genuine in this episode.

    • @Fuckingflesheater
      @Fuckingflesheater 8 років тому +182

      you can tell he's a gamer and has some experience with rpgs

    • @byksEBM
      @byksEBM 8 років тому +9

      The shade is REAL

    • @caitlinjane92
      @caitlinjane92 8 років тому +65

      LOL that was pretty funny. I love how he was surprised to see the boys suddenly have a tent and other outdoor gear when earlier they couldn't buy anything from the stores they were walking through.

    • @olddoggeleventy2718
      @olddoggeleventy2718 8 років тому +8

      i think most celebs are pretty much just regular folk and not to full of themselves. at least i'd like to think so.

    • @Impressio_Nisti
      @Impressio_Nisti 8 років тому +20

      Benjamin Huang Elijah is always likable

  • @Alex-444x94
    @Alex-444x94 8 років тому +3732

    I REALLYYY wish someone told conan this game took 10 years to make at the end of the vid. His reaction would have been priceless

    • @Ausdrake
      @Ausdrake 8 років тому +275

      "You spent 10 _YEARS_ on this? I'm so sorry"
      That said I'm still looking forward to it XD

    • @runninginsept
      @runninginsept 8 років тому +39

      Ausdrake HAHAHAH that's actually precisely wot I thought Conan would've said too!

    • @mattlandry
      @mattlandry 8 років тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @OnizenArt
      @OnizenArt 8 років тому +25

      lmfao right? I was like 7 months?? TRY 10 YEARS lmao

    • @barniklebill101
      @barniklebill101 8 років тому +11

      django chubbinz lol 10 years!!???????? Wtf! all of the final fantasies have been dumb but this takes the cake!! You will never play a game worst than this! Wow! Go play battlefield if u want ur moneys worth.

  • @jaja1818
    @jaja1818 8 років тому +4269

    square has been building this game up for years..and Conan just took it all down in less than 7mins

    • @bluetreefiddy
      @bluetreefiddy 8 років тому +284

      sqaure enix found this funny as well

    • @jaja1818
      @jaja1818 8 років тому +17

      João Abegão no man's sky...now that is bad publicity gone bad

    • @ceri678
      @ceri678 8 років тому +132

      Well honestly, I game a lot too but putting 72 realtime hours into a boss fight? No, not going to happen. Also, the designs are still very Japanese emo nightclub-y which is very off-putting if you're not into that.
      Not my thing. I'll go back to playing 14, despite the bad voice acting. ;)

    • @kevinlapointe3009
      @kevinlapointe3009 8 років тому +88

      I really doubt they added a boss that takes 72 hours real times to take down. I think they just added that in as a joke

    • @BrandonVoiceGuy
      @BrandonVoiceGuy 8 років тому +12

      oh shut up dude there having fun
      oh they're mocking my precious senpai game.....I must bitch on the keyboard that I'll make it go away.........grow up bitch baby

  • @maxgrabl5367
    @maxgrabl5367 5 років тому +5964

    I love how Elijah is actually engaged and interested in Aaron’s backstory

    • @tindroyes
      @tindroyes 5 років тому +397

      That's the difference with Conan ... Elijah is actually a gamer, so he is used to this kind of background knowledge one has to know entering a game

    • @CharlieTooHuman
      @CharlieTooHuman 4 роки тому +164

      Also he was a kid in the 80’s and 90’s so you know he grew up playing games.

    • @rebeccaxia350
      @rebeccaxia350 4 роки тому +118

      He went to a fan's island to sell turnips in animal crossing

    • @chej9
      @chej9 4 роки тому +51

      @@CharlieTooHuman His first appeareance in a movie ever is him playing (or attempting to play) a videogame (Back to the Future II)

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 4 роки тому +5

      Uhm what did I miss? When did he seem into it?

  • @tucker8071
    @tucker8071 8 років тому +2057

    I don't know how any game company will allow Conan to make a review for their game after this.......but god I am happy I was able to witness this glorious review

    • @CorazonLaw1
      @CorazonLaw1 8 років тому +57

      Tucker lol review. he didnt even touch 1/16th of the game.

    • @Green.n.Purple
      @Green.n.Purple 8 років тому +144

      I'd say he touched 8/10 of the game. Because 8/10 of the game is literally just watching a boy band run through the desert.

    • @duelverse8410
      @duelverse8410 8 років тому +16

      Green Purple you are kind of an idiot and kind of ignorant but whatever

    • @Green.n.Purple
      @Green.n.Purple 8 років тому +69

      Duel Verse You kind of didn't present any counterargument, but whatever.

    • @Green.n.Purple
      @Green.n.Purple 8 років тому +8

      Duel Verse And there is even more plentiful footage showing that the game does take place in "the desert". This iteration of final fantasy takes the concept of "go from point a to b" monotony to a whole new level.

  • @BoAngles
    @BoAngles 4 роки тому +6188

    I love how he looks at Elijah and says- "sorry... or a ring!" And Elijah just has this blank look at him for a solid second and then realizes- 'oh! He's talking about that super successful movie franchise I was in!'

    • @ron.hertzberg
      @ron.hertzberg 4 роки тому +101

      That continues to make tons of money yet Elijah only got a fraction of and no royalties

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 4 роки тому +187

      Ron Hertzberg - Yes, poor struggling actor Elijah Wood. The man can barely afford to feed himself!

    • @notyourmom697
      @notyourmom697 4 роки тому +41

      @@ron.hertzberg he's worth more than 5mil dollar, I'm pretty sure he already set for life

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification 4 роки тому +60

      @@notyourmom697 more like 20-30 million dollar, poor guy.

    • @Abodd93
      @Abodd93 4 роки тому +77

      @@ron.hertzberg Uhm pretty sure all the actors got royalties, and Elijah got paid 10 million just to return for a brief moment as Frodo in the hobbit trilogy. Most people will not earn 10 million in their entire lifetime.

  • @adepressedavacado
    @adepressedavacado 8 років тому +3063

    Never thought Conan, Elijah and Final Fantasy was something I needed

    • @RBTE
      @RBTE 8 років тому +4

      Brian Clarke
      same

    • @TheGPrime85
      @TheGPrime85 8 років тому +21

      After watching Conan skip over everything that makes Final Fantasy good, I'd say none of us needed this.

    • @meninatub
      @meninatub 8 років тому +9

      If that was a Twitch channel, I'd sub.

    • @hall9111
      @hall9111 8 років тому +7

      I think Square themselves did a good job of skipping over what makes Final Fantasy good after VI on the SNES.

    • @leileilol
      @leileilol 8 років тому +4

      amen to that. Conan makes the perfect spoony bard

  • @rhetiq9989
    @rhetiq9989 3 роки тому +1085

    Elijah’s one of the best celeb guests they’ve had coming over. Genuinely engaged in the game, actively partipating in the gameplay and the discussion and could roll with Conan’s antics all the way through

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 3 роки тому +28

      Yeah, sometimes it's like the celebrities visiting aren't really all there, responding with generic answers and hardly reacting to anything. It's a bit weird sometimes. But Elijah was great!

  • @ChEwmYBullEtZ
    @ChEwmYBullEtZ 8 років тому +2509

    Conan has no chill. Straight savage

    • @aragorn100000
      @aragorn100000 8 років тому +1

      @MultiTarded are you trolling? xD

    • @berzerkerdav
      @berzerkerdav 8 років тому +41

      wow, did i miss the part where clueless gamer is actually a legitimate review and not a comedy skit?

    • @ThanatorRider
      @ThanatorRider 7 років тому +11

      They don’t call him “the barbarian” for nothing.

  • @Joeylikecoffee
    @Joeylikecoffee 3 роки тому +2014

    Conan actually gives the most honest reviews about a game. Paid to play, and doesn’t talk it up like it’s the best thing ever.

    • @Kaxology
      @Kaxology 3 роки тому +57

      Honest? I'd say most of these are played up for the camera for comedic purposes. For entertainment purposes, sure it's a great review but if you want an actual review, this is really not a good source. If you want an actual review, watch reviews that go in depth with details about what their pros and cons and actually know what they're talking about.
      Conan is not actually reviewing the game, nor is he trying to. He skips the majority of the game, doesn't engage with the story or anything and that's perfectly fine for a comedic bit. They're only paying Conan for publicity and advertisement, they're not paying him expecting him to give an actual review.

    • @aryavart296
      @aryavart296 3 роки тому +88

      @@Kaxology I've played and finished this game and I think this is a pretty good I won't say review, but first impressions. It does waste your time "aggressively" almost 50% of my time was spent in busy work, pushing cars, covering large distances on foot, dialogue trees which had no relevance to the story and was just there for the padding.

    • @darrenjones4001
      @darrenjones4001 3 роки тому +8

      @@aryavart296 Good to hear. I definitely won't allow myself to try this then. Good job Conan!

    • @TheMovieslingers
      @TheMovieslingers 3 роки тому +43

      @@Kaxology Let's be real. Nobody and I mean absolutely nobody, hardcore gamer or casual player comes to watch Conan for his well thought out and carefully articulated "review" to decide if they should buy the game. He's just doing a comedy segment and featuring the game. That being said, like Joe F said, he doesn't talk it up. He doesn't pretend to like it. His reactions do seem honest. And I really appreciate that. A different host like Jimmy Fallon would probably pretend to like the game. But not Conan. And that's why we love him. Also rewatching these old videos and I can't help but feel that Conan in his own way understood issues with a lot of these games. And its hilarious!!

    • @Kaxology
      @Kaxology 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheMovieslingers No, his "bit" is that he is disinterested at video games and doesn't even try to engage in any of the games. He doesn't care about the story or learning any of the mechanics in any of the video games, he only seems to care about the big flashy scenes which is fine for his bits.
      Surely you can tell that those are all just bits right? Those are not honest reactions, if you actually want to get into something, you'd actually sit down and play it instead of looking for moments to make snarky remarks for your show which doesn't have nearly enough time to get anywhere in the game.
      Most of the "issues" he points out are just stuff he doesn't like, stuff that people who are more invested would be a definite pro. Long storyline are suppose to get you invested, not intended for you to just skip around. Arduous completion lists has been a staple of JRPGs for a pretty long time and it's obvious that it's something not everyone likes.

  • @hectorgeoffrey6821
    @hectorgeoffrey6821 7 років тому +3453

    Elijah is one of the best celebrity guests for this show. I usually only like when it's Conan and Aaron, but this was really entertaining.

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 6 років тому +77

      And he knew how to play games!

    • @alexcastle1454
      @alexcastle1454 6 років тому +18

      headphonic8 yup, it's for that reason that he was one of the better guests on clueless gamer

    • @WhatACoolArrow
      @WhatACoolArrow 6 років тому +10

      Have you seen the Will Arnett one?!

    • @janmichaelcjamisola
      @janmichaelcjamisola 6 років тому +11

      Terry Crews too!

    • @andysawyer647
      @andysawyer647 5 років тому +6

      Marshawn Lynch too

  • @sinjinvancleef2708
    @sinjinvancleef2708 5 років тому +9469

    If he doesn't do a clueless gamer with keanu Reeves for cyber punk, I'm gonna lie down and never get back up.

    • @Guile1117
      @Guile1117 5 років тому +185

      I want him to review Death Stranding lol

    • @JayGamerShow
      @JayGamerShow 5 років тому +105

      @@Guile1117 with Norman Reedus or hell, even get Steven Yuen again xD

    • @Guile1117
      @Guile1117 5 років тому +36

      @@JayGamerShow yes with Norman Reedus it sucks he hasn't did clueless gamer in a while, I think it may have something to do with gamers taking offense to his reviews

    • @deebs12
      @deebs12 5 років тому +3

      ^ yes

    • @yaboijjonah._.1815
      @yaboijjonah._.1815 5 років тому +8

      If it happened would it be better than tori kissing you?

  • @pradyutshukla7852
    @pradyutshukla7852 6 років тому +1521

    "WHAT"S THE FVCKING PURPOSE OF THIS GAME"
    "That said, good job."

  • @bissy97
    @bissy97 8 років тому +6155

    When Conan's video is more informative than a ign review.

    • @IceColdProfessional
      @IceColdProfessional 8 років тому +113

      Anirban Biswas Agreed. Conan could totally put IGN out of business.

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 8 років тому +64

      IGN review is for people that know what a JRPG is, and just want to know how good of one it is, while this is for people that don't normally play games, that are not pre-installed on their phone.

    • @RjOwns
      @RjOwns 8 років тому +29

      THAN
      THAN
      THAN
      for Christ's sake, THAN!
      go back to school.

    • @TheRPGenius
      @TheRPGenius 8 років тому +30

      A protracted conversation with your pet fish about a completely different topic is more informative than an IGN review.

    • @AgeDrain
      @AgeDrain 8 років тому +31

      Lol i think ign is a pay for a good review type of medium that companies use to get a hype train going. They have horrible interviews and the info the give is very vague.

  • @alexanderlinderson2655
    @alexanderlinderson2655 8 років тому +1948

    Hey look.. i'm a gamer too, but 72 hours to kill a boss? Beating that is like winning the no-life nobel prize!

    • @GravaticBurst
      @GravaticBurst 8 років тому +38

      alexander linderson I think its a special boss that must meet certain conditions, maybe summing up the time it takes to defeat it would be 72 hours total?

    • @Malus1531
      @Malus1531 8 років тому +84

      Yeah probably an estimated 72 gameplay hours into the game, not a literal three day no sleep battle. Either that or there's an in-game clock that has to pass, like in Pokemon to grow berries time has to pass irl, but you don't have to be playing the game. In the first case, that is a lot, but plenty of people put more than 72 hours into their favorite games.

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 8 років тому +103

      That statement could mean 2 things most likely:
      - It takes 72 in game hours (around 3 hours)
      - You need to have powered up and played the game for 72 hours before fighting it.

    • @GravaticBurst
      @GravaticBurst 8 років тому

      Also think about your teams level? Maybe a weak level would take longer just as a high level will be shorter?

    • @Ashtarte3D
      @Ashtarte3D 8 років тому +4

      More likely is that you never actually fight it and it's like one of those stupid send a squad off and it'll happen 72 real time hours from now used in Bravely Default and some of the Assassin's Creed games.

  • @siddharthkonnar3776
    @siddharthkonnar3776 3 роки тому +1382

    Elijah is like an excited little child hanging out with his cool uncle.

    • @MasterYoda389
      @MasterYoda389 2 роки тому +3

      no... not really... that's just you projecting your impressions.
      You guys always keep forgetting there are complete camera rigs pointed at them and are fully aware of being recorded, Conan even more painfully so since he feels the pressure to entertain.

    • @Vilppy
      @Vilppy 2 роки тому

      @@MasterYoda389 Are you autistic?

    • @Tecolote41
      @Tecolote41 2 роки тому +43

      @@MasterYoda389 Really had to go write all that under a wholesome comment fr

    • @MasterYoda389
      @MasterYoda389 2 роки тому

      @@Tecolote41 wholesome?
      To splay' empty nothings , even if they do sound "good"?
      ehhh I dunno , it's akin to mental illness. I'm just saying, if people remembered about the cameras more often less of us would be talking shite.
      You can miss it a few times... but doing it chronically does do things to you. Such as getting people like me to point it out.
      Speaking of missing the point !!!!
      Hendricus G. Loos
      Really interesting name.

    • @eihtballjnky
      @eihtballjnky 2 роки тому +15

      @@Tecolote41 yeah fr bro people can’t just let other people be wholesome and happy they always gotta say ish

  • @JohnDoe-or3cl
    @JohnDoe-or3cl 8 років тому +1247

    Elijah seems so humble

    • @Freeman3007
      @Freeman3007 8 років тому +36

      Andy, I think Elijah having a good time and having some fun.

    • @mluiga
      @mluiga 8 років тому +31

      Andy McStab: Well, he might just be polite. But there is no way you can fake the red face he get's from embarrassment at 6:58.

    • @Freeman3007
      @Freeman3007 8 років тому +1

      mluiga hahahaha, it was an epic moment.

    • @ELDonMesut
      @ELDonMesut 8 років тому +4

      loooooooool i just said "Elijah seems so humble" in Frieza voice

    • @JohnDoe-or3cl
      @JohnDoe-or3cl 8 років тому

      Sa'ad Mahammed lol

  • @Loansome_
    @Loansome_ 8 років тому +1123

    "...the newest chapter in one of the longest running video game series of all time, Final Fantasy XV..."
    *silence*
    "...and joining us today, Elijah Wood"
    *standing ovation from the crowd*

    • @claystar9valor
      @claystar9valor 8 років тому +42

      Audience mostly doesn't play games since, I'm guessing, they're mostly 30 years and up on average.

    • @mrweatherby
      @mrweatherby 8 років тому +58

      claystar9valor
      I don't think that's what's going on, plenty of people over 30 play video games regularly. It's likely more to do with how the audience is controlled during studio tapings. They react on queue.

    • @claystar9valor
      @claystar9valor 8 років тому

      Blorp Weatherby Let's call it 50% what I said and 50% what you said. Not everyone follows studio queues, especially if they're a fan of something they see or hear.

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 8 років тому +29

      I think you are both wrong. A studio audience isn't the same type of people as the folks that go to anime conventions. People that actually spend hours waiting in line and getting screened to go on a late night show are just into seeing famous people in person, not gaming. I don't know a single gamer that would actually want to see Elijah Wood enough to travel to an event like this to do it, I know I wouldn't. You see this on the Daily Show as well, its the guest that usually gets the best applause, its just what that cultural group is into. You probably can't just sign up for the gamer part of this show, so its unlikely many people were here for the game.

    • @Bajlum13
      @Bajlum13 8 років тому +3

      They made the exact same silent reaction when he name-dropped GTA V, what is your point?

  • @ianb3515
    @ianb3515 8 років тому +1089

    If that boss really is 72 hours long then I have gotten to the stage where I have to question the sanity of Square Enix O.O .

    • @timekeeper2538
      @timekeeper2538 8 років тому +15

      It's not really undoable when you take into account the fact that you can just put the ps4 in sleep mode with the app running, just pray that there isn't a power outage lol.

    • @Dirtfire
      @Dirtfire 8 років тому +59

      It's probably one of those optional bosses that FF has, where you don't have to fight them to win the game. FFVII had Ruby and Emerald, for example.

    • @-aku-1630
      @-aku-1630 8 років тому +43

      Im pretty sure they meant three in game days.

    • @QuiickFlicks
      @QuiickFlicks 8 років тому +21

      Nick Masla naw real days

    • @-aku-1630
      @-aku-1630 8 років тому +7

      The Rock that would be so boring though lol. you could finish the entire dark souls series in that amount of time if you knew what you were doing

  • @aaronstreet1054
    @aaronstreet1054 5 років тому +677

    3:25 love Elijah’s look when they look at ‘the dress’ 🤣

    • @notes4films
      @notes4films 3 роки тому +27

      That’s why I always come back to this video 😂

  • @spoiledeggnog2683
    @spoiledeggnog2683 6 років тому +2998

    "Remember, good luck with your Japanese night club" lmaooo, Conan's humor is so colorful

  • @TG-ru4fd
    @TG-ru4fd 8 років тому +5900

    Does Elijah ever age? Is he really just a Hobbit after all? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma 8 років тому +23

      The guy began filming LOTR when he was 18.

    • @lordstinson8095
      @lordstinson8095 8 років тому +67

      He still pockets the ring.

    • @obblivionkr
      @obblivionkr 8 років тому +32

      Thomas G he's still got the ring in his pocketses.

    • @Vilis_Farthuk
      @Vilis_Farthuk 8 років тому +20

      "Wait... we'll just wish Boramir back with the Dragonballs!"
      "Aragorn, stop writing fanfiction."

    • @phillach5181
      @phillach5181 8 років тому +4

      He still has the ring

  • @oscarwilde399
    @oscarwilde399 8 років тому +4683

    HOW DOES ELIJAH WOOD NOT AGE!!!???

    • @lancecryor
      @lancecryor 8 років тому +134

      He's only like 35 man.

    • @oscarwilde399
      @oscarwilde399 8 років тому +220

      FREE1UP
      Yeah, but he's looked the same for like 15 years. Like EXACTLY the same lol

    • @MrLegendari0
      @MrLegendari0 8 років тому +503

      it´s the ring (duh)

    • @howdoising
      @howdoising 8 років тому +40

      Its the ring! :p

    • @Amundstvoll
      @Amundstvoll 8 років тому +204

      he found a good age, and is sticking to it... just like Morgan Freeman who has looked around 60 years old for the last 40 years...

  • @320speed
    @320speed 4 роки тому +531

    Need to bring this series back.

  • @hesdatdog
    @hesdatdog 8 років тому +485

    This series is the reason I subscribed

  • @MrLugez
    @MrLugez 5 років тому +3629

    "You've been working on this game for 7 months?"
    Oh Conan. If you only knew.

    • @FairsleyDifference
      @FairsleyDifference 5 років тому +322

      He’s asking the English dub/marketing team, not the actual developers.

    • @dumplins
      @dumplins 5 років тому +267

      indeed, 10 freaking years

    • @fideljr1763
      @fideljr1763 5 років тому +55

      kookie 10 years??wtf

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 роки тому +36

      The only FF I'm exited about is the remake of 7, sooo exited! And a little bit scared, I really hope they kept the spirit of the original

    • @cn8299
      @cn8299 4 роки тому +68

      @@fideljr1763 Well to be fair, it took them 10 years because they had to reboot it completely twice during development and them developing their own engine to run it caused them a lot of problems. That's why the FF7 remake is using Unreal Engine 4 instead.

  • @gregmitchell8430
    @gregmitchell8430 4 роки тому +955

    “This is an...aggressive, wasting of our time.” Lmfao

    • @kanon951
      @kanon951 3 роки тому +30

      It actually was

    • @Alex_1729
      @Alex_1729 3 роки тому +28

      "Let's go check out that dress we've read about in the papers!" 😂 I mean, who is this game targetted at?

    • @yodawgzgaming4416
      @yodawgzgaming4416 3 роки тому +2

      There's about 70 hours of reasons why I didn't buy it

    • @Vadigor
      @Vadigor 2 роки тому

      4:05 for the timestamp, and also my personal motto at work.

  • @Solidreality
    @Solidreality 8 років тому +476

    dunno why ppl hating this vid, this is not a serious review, this is to have a laugh, im a ff fan and i couldnt stop laughing lool

    • @wkadalie
      @wkadalie 8 років тому +36

      PPl are hating it because they are taking it seriously. I read some people say they're not getting it after watching this. People are just idiots.

    • @Xynth22
      @Xynth22 8 років тому +21

      I love Final Fantasy and laughed a lot too. You would have to have your head up your ass to not realize that there some parts to Final Fantasy that are really stupid when you think about them, and seem completely insane to someone that doesn't play video games.

    • @aghost9614
      @aghost9614 8 років тому

      MrSolidgear we get it! ur vegan!

    • @CLA82529
      @CLA82529 8 років тому +11

      there is seriously something wrong with people when they take Clueless Gamer (a comedic video game "review) seriously lol

    • @lizarinorv2826
      @lizarinorv2826 8 років тому +3

      in this case we laugh at how lame the game is

  • @ansimiofficial
    @ansimiofficial 8 років тому +2412

    "Working on the game for 7 months." LOL 7 Months... Yep... Okay...

    • @ShowlidSnake
      @ShowlidSnake 8 років тому +292

      ansimiofficial *10 years

    • @BlurryHeart15
      @BlurryHeart15 8 років тому +8

      ansimiofficial I busted out laughing when he said that lol poor poor ignorant Conan lol

    • @cheesecrew
      @cheesecrew 8 років тому +192

      I mean the segment IS called Clueless Gamer... So... there's that.

    • @tonertonki
      @tonertonki 8 років тому +5

      they're working this game for a decade! haha

    • @SuperSethstone
      @SuperSethstone 8 років тому +7

      The giant bulk of the game was probably made by the Japanese developers.

  • @JoshJackson
    @JoshJackson 8 років тому +759

    This is absolutely the most brutal Clueless gamer yet.

    • @NLWilmar
      @NLWilmar 8 років тому +18

      mostly conan is brutal, but now they both are. Didnt expect this from Elijah

    • @ItohKuni
      @ItohKuni 8 років тому +76

      Really? He pointed out pretty legit things most people would think. Like, why AM I pushing "supposedly" expensive car through a desert. Why did we get it fixed when we were gonna ride chickens? Why am I reading about dresses???? lol To be very fair, these were all normal things to be like "What?" lol

    • @yipiyayo3035
      @yipiyayo3035 8 років тому +39

      exactly. a lot of game designers nowadays forget the fundamental of game is to make it fun, not make it real. why would we want it real if we can do in real life. Fantasy should be fantasy and those mundane stuffs can be axed since they weren't necessary.

    • @oathkeeperoblivion
      @oathkeeperoblivion 8 років тому +5

      i dont understand the realism in going to places more beautiful than any place you will ever be and fighting a giant worm while casting magical spells.

    • @geeniuskeys8269
      @geeniuskeys8269 8 років тому +1

      +Yipi Yayo you are so right and that's why I'm worried about this iteration off Final Fantasy. Trying to hard to be REAL.

  • @SamiShah2004
    @SamiShah2004 4 роки тому +564

    "We're trapped in a Beckett play".
    "This is a video game as written by James Joyce".
    Conan seems to really like making literary references.

    • @evangelosnikitopoulos
      @evangelosnikitopoulos 4 роки тому +92

      He has a degree in English literature. Wrote his dissertation on Faulkner apparently.

    • @yimkumerjamz1225
      @yimkumerjamz1225 3 роки тому +73

      Rewatching this now, I finally understand all his references. There’s...a certain satisfaction to know that 3 years of english major led to me understanding Conan describe FF

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 3 роки тому +8

      @@evangelosnikitopoulos are you sure about that? was reasonably sure he was a history major.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 3 роки тому +17

      Conan is the witty smart guy Denis Miller thinks he is. the difference between a genius and a midwit doing comedy is that one knows how to use references humorously and one uses them to suffocate humor in a needy scream for validation

    • @Dendarang
      @Dendarang Рік тому +2

      That Harvard education coming through.

  • @Phurzt
    @Phurzt 5 років тому +3362

    "This whole thing is a giant.... blue balls.... waste of time"
    He said it for comedy, but it is actually his most accurate review of a game on clueless gamer.

    • @Phurzt
      @Phurzt 5 років тому +40

      @DeadMemes NeedToStayDead MMMHHMMyes, let the hate flow through you.

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 4 роки тому +12

      @DeadMemes NeedToStayDead idiot. You never played any other game I see. Side quests are very important in RPGs.

    • @sleepete12
      @sleepete12 4 роки тому +114

      @@dranzerjetli5126 this is not skyrim, oblivion, morrowind, baldur's gate, gothic, risen and other great RPGs, this is JRPG. I played FFX and that game is incredibly boring linear nonsensical mess, main character has no backstory no motivation and you spend few initial hours just blindly go forward without any reason or explanation. And there is no real dialog to question NPCs. FF games are overrated as the whole JRPG genre.

    • @elviraflorence9268
      @elviraflorence9268 4 роки тому +2

      Duke that giant blue is more beautiful than someone's hair

    • @elviraflorence9268
      @elviraflorence9268 4 роки тому +4

      sleepete12 and you wonder why ff costumes are more attracting people in cosplay than DC-Avenger

  • @Kai-vo5zq
    @Kai-vo5zq 8 років тому +1280

    If you genuinely felt offended that Conan hates FF15. You have to realize... it's Conan playing. lol. Will this hurt sales? No, not at all.

    • @Monkeyman3000
      @Monkeyman3000 8 років тому +19

      ehh it might hurt the sales. keep in mind these games are marketed to more than the FF fan base

    • @Kai-vo5zq
      @Kai-vo5zq 8 років тому +38

      Not really, best example is CoD. Literally every single video has the Dislike bar overshadowing the likes. Yet, year after year they still sell like hot cakes. Granted this time around it's finally on the decline. All you need is the right marketing. With that said, what is one video by Conan O'Brian going to do. lol. Also the fact that he always says he is not a gamer speaks volumes heh.

    • @Anon9729X
      @Anon9729X 8 років тому +8

      For the casuals it might.Now if you are a FF fan,it won't.People need to realize this is Conan playing.

    • @mxtung4209
      @mxtung4209 8 років тому +3

      CoD is the worst example. This year their sale had plummeted. Other CoD games in the past as well.

    • @renriquez1994
      @renriquez1994 8 років тому

      MX Tung there is a reason why there is a cod every year. it works! same goes for final fantasy.

  • @SimplyCanadian
    @SimplyCanadian 8 років тому +766

    Conan throwing massive shade

    • @JazGalaxy
      @JazGalaxy 8 років тому +19

      I have to watch the whole thing again now that I know Square Enix was watching.

    • @scottwanthony
      @scottwanthony 8 років тому +1

      Conan was directly and openly verbalizing the truths of why the game and its designers failed to be worth our time. That is not "throwing shade", it is called "reading". The word "shade" should only be used by those who know how to use it correctly. If you think the word "reading" is too boring to deserve mainstream usage outside whatever corner of the LGBTTBBQIAAP community it got started in, then yes, I COMPLETELY agree with you.

    • @SimplyCanadian
      @SimplyCanadian 8 років тому +5

      Scott Anthony.. You are a moron. Trying to explain the applications of street words but ultimately ending up sounding more uneducated than dog vomit.
      I would get into a battle of wits with you, but I don't attack someone who's unarmed. Explaining the level of absurdities you spewed and how incorrect they are to you would be frivolous considering I don't have any crayons and paper.
      Next time you try to "Inform" someone on proper terminology make sure you've done your research kid.

    • @Perid0tStar
      @Perid0tStar 8 років тому

      Right? Like an oak tree x) Still pretty funny though lol

    • @jslick8885
      @jslick8885 8 років тому

      That was straight up rt

  • @cannos09
    @cannos09 3 роки тому +585

    after beating this game, he was 100% correct about it

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 2 роки тому +113

      Right?
      So I beat the game, got 10 hours into new game+ and was in the middle of fighting Yojimbo. . That's when I paused the game, put the controller down and said to myself ...
      "I just realized I don't like this game".

    • @icessoup
      @icessoup 2 роки тому +29

      @@Allan_Stone theres nothing called a flawed masterpiece. Its a flawed deserted trainwreck, that couldve been a masterpiece.
      I liked it but only because i put the effort to connect the dots, hoping for a remake.

    • @luf4rall
      @luf4rall 2 роки тому +20

      @@Allan_Stone The narrative is convoluted. The dialogue is stilted. The world is so empty.

    • @apollomacgregor6534
      @apollomacgregor6534 2 роки тому +16

      @@xcaluhbration I was lucky; 15-20 minutes into the game is when I made that decision.
      It was in combat practice after you get the pistol guy. He was sliding around in his combat animation when it clearly was not warranted. I was like, "Yup, if these are the design choices made evident in the beginning of the game....then I'm not going to like it."
      I do not regret my decision.

    • @riversart2030
      @riversart2030 2 роки тому +2

      I'm guessing you didn't fight the Adamantoise. It only took me about an hour to beat him. Not sure where he got "72 hours."

  • @cabani1310
    @cabani1310 7 років тому +3373

    ""I want to ride the chicken""
    -Elijah Wood

    • @jofelmorata
      @jofelmorata 6 років тому +87

      Yeah. But he couldn't just ride the eagles to mordor.

    • @thehound5197
      @thehound5197 6 років тому +10

      Bring me one of those chickens.

    • @zeronightx
      @zeronightx 6 років тому +31

      easily the best "guest" on the show, considering he actually knew what the hell he was talking about/doing and understood the source material enough to know what a chocobo was, albeit vaguely
      Bless Elijah Wood

    • @timothyvonvarella6371
      @timothyvonvarella6371 6 років тому +2

      Sichael Mtevens Lmao ride the eagles to mordor I thought the same thing when I was a kid.

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 6 років тому +4

      "ride the eagles to mordor"
      There's a whole video on why he couldn't: ua-cam.com/video/C5im3ikI8p8/v-deo.html

  • @drewb3665
    @drewb3665 8 років тому +739

    Fan boys think they are mad? Imagine how pissed off Elijah was when he found out you still have to use your hands.

    • @Enigma1788
      @Enigma1788 8 років тому +21

      XD I get it!
      The question is, how many heads will that reference go over?

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 8 років тому +29

      That's like babies toy.

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 8 років тому +7

      He been using VR for the last 30 years

    • @nicoletcustodio
      @nicoletcustodio 8 років тому +1

      awesome reference !!!

    • @kerby200099
      @kerby200099 8 років тому +1

      aaaaah I don't get it. Inform meh.

  • @umartopia2356
    @umartopia2356 8 років тому +1535

    Daniel Radcliffe looks different here

    • @7a7auauuayaya
      @7a7auauuayaya 8 років тому +21

      Hillary for prison

    • @Olly07
      @Olly07 8 років тому +3

      He changed a lot. I'm really shocked.

    • @Rottensteam
      @Rottensteam 8 років тому +25

      Umartopia That's Tobey Maguire.

    • @TipsyRiver
      @TipsyRiver 8 років тому +29

      Same goes for Ryan Reynods in your profile pic.

    • @Prylaw
      @Prylaw 8 років тому

      he seems like he is not eating well too.

  • @cleonRIP
    @cleonRIP 4 роки тому +216

    00:35 I like how it takes Elijah Wood a couple of seconds to remember he played Frodo in Lord of the Rings 😂

  • @millie4689
    @millie4689 5 років тому +1616

    "We just wanted to skip a bit of the game" *skips like 20 hours of it*

    • @mydemon
      @mydemon 5 років тому +110

      In Final Fantasy games, 20 hours is a bit of it

    • @kislayparashar
      @kislayparashar 5 років тому +25

      @Grizzy Bear What's the purpose OF THIS COMMENT?!!!

    • @dumplins
      @dumplins 5 років тому +7

      more like, the whole game

    • @tindroyes
      @tindroyes 5 років тому +10

      @@kislayparashar To establish himself as the alpha xD clearly

    • @Awecyan32
      @Awecyan32 4 роки тому +3

      And yet they still had over 72 hours to go just for a single fight

  • @starxhilmie
    @starxhilmie 8 років тому +1191

    "epic blue balls waste of time " - Conan
    Still pre ordering this game ? LOL

    • @deliverygod4981
      @deliverygod4981 8 років тому +122

      Yes, because this game will be amazing.

    • @AliHamza-sv4ni
      @AliHamza-sv4ni 8 років тому +5

      billy lee oh I lav da watchur tree ,iz ma favrate anime ov al tymz , I luv da jaralt ov river!!!

    • @ozeald.7586
      @ozeald.7586 8 років тому +2

      i don't pre order but best believe im going to buy this game.

    • @ZzLeVo
      @ZzLeVo 8 років тому +24

      Conan has a very biased opinion on video games which is why you should always buy it if he says you shouldn't. :)

    • @LightningSe7en
      @LightningSe7en 8 років тому +20

      I was sort of surprised Conan didn't hit on the "gasoline girl".

  • @nightcrawler2884
    @nightcrawler2884 8 років тому +3371

    Finally a good guest

    • @user-dy8sm9kq4f
      @user-dy8sm9kq4f 7 років тому

      Jeff Daniels I

    • @andrewtucker94
      @andrewtucker94 7 років тому +103

      Why isn't Elijah Wood in more films? Such a likeable dude

    • @Impressio_Nisti
      @Impressio_Nisti 7 років тому +107

      Andrew Tucker He called out pedophilia in Hollywood showbusiness so he does more indie stuff I guess. Great guy.

    • @sharpnova2
      @sharpnova2 7 років тому +13

      great actor

    • @sus_tenants
      @sus_tenants 7 років тому +4

      Jeff Daniels dont miss Maniac starring Elijah Wood, obe of the best remakes

  • @dagewastaken7236
    @dagewastaken7236 5 років тому +207

    Elijah knows how to have fun. Great guest.

  • @cn8299
    @cn8299 7 років тому +266

    The first time I saw this, I immediately knew what was in store and how Conan would react. This game is 10000% the type of game that Conan has absolutely no patience for. I don't blame him either. He should have had gotten Elijah back to play Shadow of War though.

  • @boulshyte8932
    @boulshyte8932 7 років тому +1680

    aaron got built so he could take the punches lol

    • @rohanmalik1246
      @rohanmalik1246 6 років тому +13

      haha. i was thinking the same.

    • @Charlie-zd2dr
      @Charlie-zd2dr 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha. Conan's rage quit.

    • @treemarie3080
      @treemarie3080 5 років тому +18

      Ya gotta admit, he's lookin mighty fine these days

  • @DeaNizBack
    @DeaNizBack 8 років тому +120

    Man Elijah look like an awesome guy to hang out with!

  • @erllun
    @erllun 3 роки тому +168

    This is one of the best things ever recorded in history. The humor is so on point and the end is just epic. I think I'll never get tired of watching it.

    • @padillaphile
      @padillaphile 2 роки тому +5

      No kidding, I adore this video

  • @nomatch6345
    @nomatch6345 8 років тому +653

    Conan should make a UA-cam channel narrating games from start to finish

    • @HittokiriBattousai17
      @HittokiriBattousai17 8 років тому +154

      Conan has no patience for that XDD

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 7 років тому +7

      +Deminus Also, he's not 12 to waste his time and life on something so irrelevant.

    • @steelionknight3949
      @steelionknight3949 7 років тому +2

      Video games is second to movies when when come to entertainment,but yes he shouldn't waste his time knowing that he has millions of fans waiting.

    • @Nerdynate253
      @Nerdynate253 7 років тому +3

      he and Marshawn Lynch

    • @eminecabukkacti4766
      @eminecabukkacti4766 7 років тому +2

      Sergio Vazquez y

  • @Zeal543
    @Zeal543 7 років тому +1972

    This is perhaps the most appropriate assessment for FFXV on the internet, I'm not even joking

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 7 років тому +181

      Pushing a car, boyband excited over a wedding dress, key battle you flee from the monster and have to wait.... Pretty accurate assessment in my mind. It has some fun elements, but even fanboys can't deny that the game has some... odd choices in it.

    • @ninakore
      @ninakore 6 років тому +53

      The Anarchist Otaku
      1. If a game needs to be fixed with DLC then maybe the developers stopped caring about their product.
      2. Type ‘how to use punctuation’ into google and apply what you’ll learn to future comments.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 6 років тому +34

      "in order to get any of the story you need too have watched a 2h movie kingsglaive and the brotherhood anime that is in my opinion bad game design a game should carry the story by itself"
      That's not opinion; it's fact. If you have a video game that needs outside sources to understand it--especially if you don't include those sources with the game--then the game is poorly made. "Final Fantasy" isn't the same as the MCU or a popular TV show that can do a season-long story arc, as it doesn't rely upon the success of its franchise for people to understand that they're playing a game that's in the middle of a story, since none of the games tie into each other. So yeah, if you don't give people the full package, then you're not giving them a complete product, which is called, as you said, bad game design.

    • @wenjiewan6390
      @wenjiewan6390 6 років тому +1

      artinbazikyan b

    • @ratchet3571
      @ratchet3571 6 років тому +9

      I love final fantasy but ff15 was very disappointing. They were working on the game for 10 years and thats what we get. They did fix the game though adding all sorts of abilities, the use of all 4 character’s and lot other things. But the it was supposed to come with standard release. The royal edition that they are selling now is what the standard game should’ve been. They sold the game in updates and dlc like bungie does for destiny.

  • @EaZyGoiN12
    @EaZyGoiN12 8 років тому +5047

    3 ACTUAL DAYS FOR A BOSS FIGHT?!?!

    • @jg5488
      @jg5488 8 років тому +313

      Mike DLS Conan just sold the game for u lol

    • @CeeLow53
      @CeeLow53 8 років тому +45

      Mike DLS new meta

    • @dusty600
      @dusty600 8 років тому +180

      I think the closer figure is 15 hours, or 30 in game days

    • @DiegoEagler96
      @DiegoEagler96 8 років тому +208

      Mike DLS I know! Why is that?! It makes no sense. That doesn't sound like fun!

    • @OwenGandhi
      @OwenGandhi 8 років тому +237

      That sounds amazing to me tbh

  • @The-Joke-s-on-you
    @The-Joke-s-on-you 4 роки тому +879

    "You're a mass murderer of people's time!" is what I want Conan to directly yell at Ubisoft's CEO.

    • @yesnoyeswait4306
      @yesnoyeswait4306 3 роки тому +20

      Different between this game and Ubisoft's game is, that Ubisoft actually make good games.

    • @Lional
      @Lional 3 роки тому +6

      Square Enix, not Ubisoft

    • @The-Joke-s-on-you
      @The-Joke-s-on-you 3 роки тому +10

      @@Lional I said Ubisoft, because I meant Ubisoft. Not this game's developer.

    • @Lional
      @Lional 3 роки тому +2

      @@The-Joke-s-on-you Ok, gotcha. That was my bad.

    • @The-Joke-s-on-you
      @The-Joke-s-on-you 3 роки тому +2

      @@Lional No problem, cutie pie.

  • @noahcaroppo6264
    @noahcaroppo6264 8 років тому +34

    i want THE full uncut video.
    2-3 hours of Conan saying stuff and playing videogames would be awesome

  • @SuperPeterok
    @SuperPeterok 8 років тому +35

    "Could that be the dress we read about in the papers ?" that is the best line of 2016.

  • @ArabianFreedom
    @ArabianFreedom 8 років тому +926

    Dear fanboys, relax, and don't forget to reread the title of this video:
    Clueless Gamer

    • @user-gfsd7lk45
      @user-gfsd7lk45 8 років тому

      They always say "why mario could be big after getting a mushroom"... facepalm

    • @t500010000
      @t500010000 8 років тому +7

      I'll save even more time, Conan said DO NOT BUY FINAL FANTASY CAUSAL GAMERS it is TOO complicated and Japanesey

    • @senatorcthulu1815
      @senatorcthulu1815 8 років тому +10

      Actually, this is the one time i feel he's clues up. XV looked trash when it was Versus XIII, and it still looks trash now. This used to be my favourite franchise but SE are doing everything in ther power to kill it.

    • @Mijdax
      @Mijdax 8 років тому +5

      And yet it is selling more and more. FF13 has been the fastest selling game in the franchise. Really, the games are doing nothing wrong, maybe you changed ;)

    • @senatorcthulu1815
      @senatorcthulu1815 8 років тому +6

      SquareTales Of course XIII sold quickly. It was the first HD Final Fantasy, people wanted to see the franchise in full fidelity. It's also considered one of the worst entries in the series, and it's sequels sold less each time.

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut 4 роки тому +104

    The amount of times I have rewatched this by now... is staggering...

  • @twistednemo
    @twistednemo 8 років тому +501

    To me this game is now forever Japanese Entourage with guys who like reading about wedding dresses in the papers.

  • @JayGamerShow
    @JayGamerShow 7 років тому +647

    honestly the only celebrity on clueless gamer i enjoy seeing, at least hes an actual gamer ^^
    plus Elijah is just a national treasure :)

  • @KpS4all
    @KpS4all 8 років тому +1842

    Get Jordan Schlansky on clueless gamer

  • @villar2702
    @villar2702 5 років тому +816

    “Last time I beat a worm for 72 hours, I was in college” XD

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 роки тому +10

      I love you Cesar Zeppeli

    • @mr8883
      @mr8883 4 роки тому +10

      I haven't played this. So can someone please tell me is it true is this boring? Camping? Dress Shopping? And I really wana know, 72 hrs to beat the beast??

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 4 роки тому +18

      @@mr8883 Apparently he was wrong, it's actually 3 in-game days (though that's still equivalent to 3 hours irl), but the damage you do to it is also permanent, so you can damage it a bit, and come back later and it will have the hp you left it at.
      This is just answers I've found when I looked it up though, haven't tried the game myself so idfk.

    • @mr8883
      @mr8883 4 роки тому +1

      @@lotaryguy12 Oh I see I see

    • @cassieyuan464
      @cassieyuan464 4 роки тому +1

      Mr 888 It is boring. I have saw my friend playing it on PS4. Maybe I don’t have that kind of patience. My friend really liked it though.

  • @khuelor
    @khuelor 8 років тому +1750

    Conan just brought down the projected sales by 50%

    • @Rithysak101
      @Rithysak101 8 років тому +4

      Hahaha that's true

    • @sveniusz
      @sveniusz 8 років тому +30

      So there will be three buyers now?

    • @IXIGamesrulesIXI
      @IXIGamesrulesIXI 8 років тому +7

      Bronson pretty sure it's just a joke

    • @koshhe
      @koshhe 8 років тому +1

      Naw.

    • @worksa8
      @worksa8 8 років тому +22

      I actually think it might have an effect. It genuinely convinced me from getting the game. I wasn't like, super on board to begin with but I was going to get it a bit after launch, first sale or something- now I don't want it at all.

  • @davidbacera3849
    @davidbacera3849 8 років тому +1214

    Conan may not play this game, but Elijah Wood (I'l show myself out.)

    • @SyberiusRex
      @SyberiusRex 8 років тому +17

      1 thumb up for effort kid.

    • @davidkrebs1853
      @davidkrebs1853 7 років тому +4

      Haaaaaa!

    • @HenriT85
      @HenriT85 7 років тому +3

      Home run chippa

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 7 років тому +2

      Hey, get back in here so I can throw you out! (Although I did find it a bit humorous.)

    • @IsoEsa66
      @IsoEsa66 7 років тому +2

      I finally get it!

  • @w.lester255
    @w.lester255 4 роки тому +73

    This is one of my favourite Clueless Gamers for multiple reasons, but Elijah Wood is a big one. He fed Conan most of the funniest jokes by making observations that Conan would workshop. Of course "We're trapped in a Beckett play" is characteristic Conan gold. This was great.

  • @thenot-so-smartfox4145
    @thenot-so-smartfox4145 8 років тому +2013

    Team Coco, play Arkham Knight with Ben Affleck!!!!

  • @LuckDanko
    @LuckDanko 5 років тому +1334

    "There's always a crystal, or a ring!" Actually... in this game, there's both.

  • @mrbiggoggles314
    @mrbiggoggles314 8 років тому +1107

    Conan's "resident nerd" (I dont know his name) gets better and better looking each one of these

  • @yessopie
    @yessopie 4 роки тому +472

    "Are we literally pushing a car through a desert? Why is this a game?" Exactly what I thought when I got to that point in the game.

    • @bLuGhOsT_
      @bLuGhOsT_ 4 роки тому +49

      You mean literally the start of the game?

    • @ChanManhandler69
      @ChanManhandler69 3 роки тому +3

      @@bLuGhOsT_ is it fun being a douchebag?

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 3 роки тому +20

      @@bLuGhOsT_ Yes. Why is pushing a car through the desert at the start of a game. Stop hiring typical writers for games, it makes them boring. It's like watching netflix but it asks "are you still watching?" every 10 minutes.
      The rule for good tv and movies is "show, don't tell" and the rule for games should be "play, dont show" and lame, braindead quicktime events don't count.

    • @lambo2655
      @lambo2655 3 роки тому +8

      The game literally starts out as slow as a turtle running up a hill. I had big time pacing issues with the game at the beginning.

    • @Ironmaiden654
      @Ironmaiden654 3 роки тому +10

      @@neiloch Play Call of Duty then. If you're that much of an Aspie to complain about 1 minute of gameplay that builds up on the characters relationship with one another, then don't bother with these games.

  • @Chikara_AMV
    @Chikara_AMV 8 років тому +3392

    i always feel bad for the guy that explains everything xD

    • @boulshyte8932
      @boulshyte8932 7 років тому +64

      aaron

    • @psykad3lic
      @psykad3lic 7 років тому +150

      Haha hes in on it, and most of this is rehearsed. If you watch their live streams the guy who is getting picked on, almost controls the show. he plays the character of super geek for this segment :)

    • @sharpnova2
      @sharpnova2 7 років тому +96

      he doesn't just almost control the show. he's a network exec and conan's direct boss.

    • @crazymovieguy2
      @crazymovieguy2 7 років тому +19

      Sharpnova I'm pretty sure I've seen him in footage from back when Conan was on NBC and I definitely saw him when Conan was doing his live tours before he even got a spot on TBS so he couldn't be a network exec. More likely a exec producer or senior writer.

    • @sharpnova2
      @sharpnova2 7 років тому +85

      He is a currently a network exec and not even Conan's direct boss. He's a VP at TBS. Conan isn't a TBS holder so he is a TBS employee with no stake. This guy is literally Conan's boss's boss.

  • @ColdVergil1
    @ColdVergil1 8 років тому +737

    All the fanboys whining because Conan is actually telling the truth about the game lol.

    • @9773an
      @9773an 8 років тому +43

      Coldwinter dude you don't even have the game and plus he is joking around he only played a small part of the game

    • @thenerdnetwork
      @thenerdnetwork 8 років тому +42

      Most of my friends dont play the Final Fantasy series... I have since I was very young... starting with Mystic Quest... all of them up to the present...
      The way Conan acts definitely is how my friends feel when they walk in and im playing this game...
      But... everything Conan said... was true about the game... he was just finding stuff to make fun of... they played this game for a while... and were trying to get the best bits of comedy out of it... and they did... i laughed hard

    • @9773an
      @9773an 8 років тому +10

      thenerdnetwork that's basically all jrpgs this guy is a clueless gamer with means he doesn't know anything about games people may have opinions but he's not talking this seriously he's not trying to make fun of the game he won't really do that

    • @ColdVergil1
      @ColdVergil1 8 років тому +14

      thenerdnetwork Exactly. Everything Conan said was true. I also like FF but gotta be real here. This was very hilarious.

    • @9773an
      @9773an 8 років тому

      Coldwinter do you like the game?

  • @ChillHammerGaming
    @ChillHammerGaming 8 років тому +437

    This was hilarious! Elijah didn't even hit that boss he just kept spamming the lock on button! Also there's no way that boss will take 72 hours

    • @michaelalmonte3594
      @michaelalmonte3594 8 років тому +72

      i mean i think they meant at the level they are currently at it would take 72hours

    • @brandonlemery4358
      @brandonlemery4358 7 років тому +23

      People were saying it was 72 hours long all over the internet, but in reality even if you are really under geared it should only take a couple of hours.

    • @linkthetabby
      @linkthetabby 7 років тому +35

      Chill Hammer it used to take 72 hours. Now it can be beaten very easily.

    • @Harkins1721
      @Harkins1721 7 років тому +5

      It never ever took 72 hours.

    • @Pool_partyproductions
      @Pool_partyproductions 7 років тому +2

      Chill Hammer I

  • @Demowan
    @Demowan 3 роки тому +338

    The best part is that all of Conan's reactions in this video are totally accurate. Especially the "there's no sense of achievement in this game" part.

    • @Vayne_Solidor
      @Vayne_Solidor Рік тому +6

      Thats nonsense. Enjoy beating all dungeons, Pitioss Ruins, Omega....all the optional stuff.

    • @gastheweebs
      @gastheweebs Рік тому +9

      ​@@Vayne_Solidor😴😴😴

    • @MrBud85
      @MrBud85 Рік тому +1

      ​@Vayne_Solidor game sucks. Hes right.
      Only final fantasy i had to force myself through after a few months break

    • @Geicoenforcer
      @Geicoenforcer 11 місяців тому

      ​@@MrBud85just because you didn't enjoy it doesn't mean the game isn't good

    • @MrBud85
      @MrBud85 11 місяців тому

      @@Geicoenforcer its not good

  • @darkhaze999
    @darkhaze999 8 років тому +2511

    Get Bill Burr on clueless gamer

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 8 років тому +497

    ffvii intro: you bust in on a train and blow up a reactor
    FFX intro: you push a damn car

    • @SkyChady
      @SkyChady 8 років тому +6

      This.

    • @danieljharris42
      @danieljharris42 8 років тому +17

      Brian Ruel really not trying to be that guy :/ but it's XV lol. It's not as bad as VIII, you start that out taking classes lol.

    • @auburnsuns7101
      @auburnsuns7101 8 років тому +6

      +danieljharris42 13 wasn't bad 15 will kick ass

    • @theguywhowentthere3346
      @theguywhowentthere3346 8 років тому +33

      lol again with 7...
      It wasnt that great bruh.

    • @Bakugan2833
      @Bakugan2833 8 років тому +9

      I hope yall realize ff15 starts after the events of kingsglaive and brotherhood right o_o?

  • @dustman_b6245
    @dustman_b6245 8 років тому +270

    I've played every Final Fantasy since Final Fantasy I on the NES. It was my second game ever in fact, and I'm still pretty deep into gaming to this very day. I have the upmost respect for the series. The epic story, fantastic music, and the improvements and changes the series has undergone. It has been a part of my life since my childhood and helped me through some of the darker times in my life when I was down and just needed an escape from everything else. It is important to me.
    That being said, if you can't find the humour in this video, or get that upset by another person's opinions, then you need to take a break from the internet and start thinking about things that are a little more important to your world than someone not absolutely fawning over something you like. Aside from being funny, this video brought up really valid criticisms. The game is going to have flaws. Some people aren't going to like it. This should not hamper your enjoyment of the game in any way, shape, or form. Some of the comments I've read... To be so angry over such a harmless video. Get over it.

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 4 роки тому +55

    Elijah seems like a cool guy to hang out with.

  • @mellysomethingclever
    @mellysomethingclever 5 років тому +108

    “I say no sir! No!” I feel their pain so deeply.

  • @moneton8627
    @moneton8627 6 років тому +204

    3:52 i love how Elijah jumps in exitement when the other guy tells him about chocobos xD

    • @STOCKHOLM07
      @STOCKHOLM07 3 роки тому +9

      The chicken? I wanna ride the chicken.

  • @brooklynnhood
    @brooklynnhood 8 років тому +230

    Elijah is just adorable

    • @Fushigidane143
      @Fushigidane143 8 років тому +4

      and so are you ;)

    • @mischuwischu4305
      @mischuwischu4305 8 років тому

      +Fushigidane143 Bisasam was allways my first choice!

    • @daddifloof
      @daddifloof 8 років тому +9

      Fushigidane143 ...smooth...

    • @RoundHerosProduction
      @RoundHerosProduction 8 років тому +2

      Adorable really is the perfect way to describe him.

    • @slayer-22
      @slayer-22 8 років тому

      RoundHerosProduction Seriously. Even that movie where he was a serial killer, you couldn't help but "aw" at him.

  • @BingBangPoe
    @BingBangPoe 2 роки тому +61

    "Nothing like running in the desert wearing leather." is my favorite line from this video.

  • @lordtibble13
    @lordtibble13 7 років тому +562

    "Oh dude the chicken, I wanna ride the chicken."
    - Elijah Wood, 2016

    • @sarthaks5
      @sarthaks5 4 роки тому +1

      🎿❄️❄️🗻🏕️🗻🌋🌏📷🎮📼📻🎥🎥📷🕹️🇻🇮🇻🇮📹🎮🎦📻📺📺✌️📼🎥✌️✌️✌️📺

  • @sovannv
    @sovannv 8 років тому +423

    I'm the biggest ff fan and I feel the same way as Conan lol.

  • @-deathmetaljr-2414
    @-deathmetaljr-2414 7 років тому +553

    I'm wondering why conan didn't bring Elijah Wood for Shadow of War.

    • @drakesteele821
      @drakesteele821 6 років тому +27

      Because Kumail Nanjani actually had a voice acting role in it.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 6 років тому +3

      Who tf is nanali and what does that have to do with Elijah wood?

    • @deaconstj19
      @deaconstj19 6 років тому +5

      DkXboxer An actor who played a little part in Shadow of War giving voice to an orc. Nothing major.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 6 років тому +15

      Oh, well that's neat. Unfortunately not as major as Elijah Wood but fair play.
      BUT ELIJAH DESERVES BETTER THAN FFXV.

    • @ARMERZ
      @ARMERZ 6 років тому +1

      because sean bean voiced the king here lol

  • @oak7741
    @oak7741 Рік тому +73

    Elijah’s unbridled excitement at the suggestion of being able to ride chocobo’s seriously made my heart happy.

  • @tonygeek1257
    @tonygeek1257 8 років тому +315

    6:16 Elijah totally looks like a Hobbit here.

    • @xinic5
      @xinic5 8 років тому +1

      He's too damn skinny to be a hobbit.

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 8 років тому +4

      xinic5 stupid fat Hobbit

    • @KinglyRed
      @KinglyRed 8 років тому +5

      Hobbitses...?

    • @tonygeek1257
      @tonygeek1257 8 років тому +2

      No... Not you. I thought I left you in the goddamn cave!

    • @xinic5
      @xinic5 8 років тому

      No....Not you. I thought I left you in front of a bunch of Kingdom Hearts games and manga...
      There fix it for you...

  • @MrJonathanlopez100
    @MrJonathanlopez100 8 років тому +25

    The ending of the video is the best part. I loved how Conan didn't give a crap and gave his honest review😂

  • @Nunofyuhbizness
    @Nunofyuhbizness 8 років тому +81

    I like that it took Elijah a second to get the ring joke

  • @unchartedgaming7323
    @unchartedgaming7323 3 роки тому +30

    It feels so refreshing actually seeing an actor having fun on a talk show!

  • @fosibodu
    @fosibodu 7 років тому +1605

    Conan is the f*&^ing King!

    • @pandaco8127
      @pandaco8127 6 років тому +1

      Haha he killed it

    • @ATH05
      @ATH05 6 років тому +2

      Sing it brother

    • @gabelogan56
      @gabelogan56 6 років тому +7

      "An epic, blue-balls waste of time" haha. That's how I feel about just about every video game.

    • @thepiratepeteshow2684
      @thepiratepeteshow2684 6 років тому +3

      gabelogan56 that is your loss then lol
      Just missing out on the Last of us, such a shame missing that emotional experience

    • @glx3846
      @glx3846 5 років тому

      He isn’t, he is a prick

  • @alexblack1101
    @alexblack1101 7 років тому +1124

    "Why is this a game" 1:20 I'm dead. lol

    • @ominous1015
      @ominous1015 6 років тому +49

      You're a bit off there. I think you mean 1:34

    • @SarcasmOpenWorld
      @SarcasmOpenWorld 5 років тому

      Iam the 666 liker

    • @alluurpo
      @alluurpo 5 років тому

      @@ominous1015 take a guess why someone would put 1:20 instead of 1:34

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 роки тому

      lol. i loved the part when he threw blair into the wall

  • @mohawkbrando
    @mohawkbrando 8 років тому +66

    The most honest of reviewers. Hope everyone remembers he's not actually a gamer and actually gives the game a shot.

    • @jeffreytierney6881
      @jeffreytierney6881 8 років тому +8

      mohawkbrando even then, a final fantasy game required dozens of hours to adequetly judge. playing for 7:30 and skipping 97% of the game won't adequetly capture the allure of the game

    • @partydean17
      @partydean17 8 років тому +5

      mohawkbrando uhm I'm pretty sure Conan hates video games and is in no way a good source for a real review. I mean imo everything he said here is true I hate jrpg

    • @mohawkbrando
      @mohawkbrando 8 років тому

      partydean17 He isn't. I just love how honest he is about it as a non-gamer.

    • @mohawkbrando
      @mohawkbrando 8 років тому +1

      TheUmbrellaCorpX7 I was referring to the people that watched the video, not Conan.

    • @Time2LevelUp
      @Time2LevelUp 8 років тому

      He doesn't give the game a shot, who are you kidding? He does these segments to make jokes not fairly and critically review them.

  • @jemofthe80s18
    @jemofthe80s18 4 роки тому +42

    I love every single moment of this video! Elijah and Conan need to go on SO many adventures together:)

  • @ryanfranklin1397
    @ryanfranklin1397 8 років тому +404

    damn conan went savage

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 7 років тому +14

      Hence the title "Conan the Barbarian" ;D

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 7 років тому +15

      He's not a gamer and he was playing a slow RPG that baffled even veteran RPG players.

    • @TheExcadrill
      @TheExcadrill 6 років тому

      He’s always savage

  • @dylanwelch3948
    @dylanwelch3948 8 років тому +185

    his assistant nerd guy lost a lot of weight, good for him :)

    • @Robomonkey101
      @Robomonkey101 8 років тому +17

      Dylan Welch his personal story is pretty motivational I forgot where I read it though

    • @marcuswolve7297
      @marcuswolve7297 8 років тому +17

      yeah.. it was something about being heart broken and working out and eating healthy helped him alot moving on and being a better man.

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac 8 років тому +15

      Didnt his longtime girlfriend cheat on him or something and instead of letting it get him down he used it to better himself, or something like that...

    • @SFVone
      @SFVone 8 років тому +20

      You can read about it on his personal blog. Yes, very motivational!

    • @huynhtranhung
      @huynhtranhung 8 років тому +9

      Dylan Welch There is a video explains how to lose weight, Conan is in it.

  • @wasupman777
    @wasupman777 8 років тому +605

    5:10 "WHY WOULD SOMEONE PLAY THIS!!!" xD xD xD xD xD xD that line killed me still..xD xD xD

    • @cprster
      @cprster 8 років тому +40

      NWA362 please drop the "xD" you're giving me cancer

    • @tberwick1
      @tberwick1 8 років тому +27

      xD cancer, sadly untreatable

    • @nameless.greyceo
      @nameless.greyceo 7 років тому +11

      NWA362 hilarious when he grabbed him and slammed him agsinst a wall

    • @whatblank4157
      @whatblank4157 7 років тому +11

      because they want to check out that dress!

  • @dw5104
    @dw5104 8 років тому +285

    If you take Conan seriously you deserve to be offended. The skit was so funny 😂

    • @haydenforman7220
      @haydenforman7220 7 років тому +2

      B Wild Some of whaat he said is understandable

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 років тому +7

      It was absolutely true. I think people that hated this video did so before playing FFXV and then realized what he said was true.

    • @adfasfuiuiui1056
      @adfasfuiuiui1056 6 років тому +2

      Only it wasn't a skit.

  • @LuckyHazama
    @LuckyHazama 8 років тому +166

    *Huge boss appears with a epic soundtrack backing him up*
    Conan: This is boring
    They don't call it clueless gamer for nothing

    • @AMubher
      @AMubher 8 років тому +1

      LuckyHazama
      It is a TV show, he didn't try the combat on purpose so they can make a joke about the game being boring. He was just running around.

    • @WangFire
      @WangFire 8 років тому +7

      LuckyHazama the first appearance is a survive mission, not a fight

    • @josephmoore9706
      @josephmoore9706 8 років тому +17

      The "battle" is very boring, I've seen it in another video.

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 8 років тому +22

      LuckyHazama *huge boss that is tedious appears with music that sounds like every other FF*

    • @TheCommenterHimself
      @TheCommenterHimself 8 років тому +3

      Joseph Moore Well, considering that there's been no released footage of the full battle, I'd have to say that you're pretty bad at bullshitting. Don't believe me that there's no footage of the battle? Just look up "Final Fantasy 15 Adamantoise fight" and notice the lack of videos on the subject besides a few cut together trailer pieces. This enemy has only been teased in a few trailers.

  • @TheBLT883
    @TheBLT883 8 років тому +107

    "I say no sir! no!" lol idk why i found that hilarious

    • @537CH
      @537CH 8 років тому +39

      gears117 Last time I beat on a worm for 72 hours I was in college.

  • @frequentsee3815
    @frequentsee3815 5 років тому +224

    Conan: "There's always a ring"
    Frodo: ...

  • @JHEStudios
    @JHEStudios 6 років тому +482

    can Conan please play Kingdom Hearts 3? i'd love to see his confusion...

    • @DarthRelkew
      @DarthRelkew 5 років тому +8

      Yes!!! That would be hilarious!!

    • @Alyssa-zk2nt
      @Alyssa-zk2nt 5 років тому +6

      Oh my god yes please

    • @MiguelThinks
      @MiguelThinks 5 років тому +21

      YES. And rightfully so because a complex plot is no excuse for bad writing and confusing storytelling imo. And i've been a loyal fan of the franchise since its inception.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 4 роки тому +4

      @@MiguelThinks
      Concept alone would have enough meat to joke about.

    • @uncreative5766
      @uncreative5766 3 роки тому

      The most frustrating part of Kingdom Hearts 3 was Hayden Panettiere not voicing Kairi.

  • @Caffeinated_Warrior
    @Caffeinated_Warrior 8 років тому +119

    So it's true eh? Elijah Woods doesn't age.

    • @sugarshark7626
      @sugarshark7626 7 років тому +17

      Greensky02 He's a vampire. He looks 25 years old, but in actuality he is the ripe age of 200 years.

    • @frodo3791
      @frodo3791 7 років тому +3

      Greensky02 he kept the ring