I like to think that his English isn’t that great. I would feel the same way if I knew Spanish but not fluently. I would feel like I was butchering the Spanish language every time I mispronounced something.
Oh my god! I never thought I'd get to see my hologram from Death Stranding on here. Not my voice, but that's my body scan before Conan blips on. I only got the part because I was so nervous auditioning in front of Hideo that I acted like a clown. Conan, you are my hero, and I am glad I flubbed my audition.Just to hear you ask "is that my wife" makes me smile. Your wife is way cooler than me though.😉
What a wonderful comment to read! How incredibly cool to share that experience. I also appreciate the slight tinge of self-deprecation; a sign of genuine humility! 😊
Not gonna lie the last clueless gamer and this one all were unfunny and seems very scripted. Aaron bley explaining stuff while Conan rolls his eyes and the shameless promotional plug are all soo forced now, it takes the fun out of it. Not organic Conan and Bley playing moment anymore as fear of not pleasing advertisers. I also am convinced a lot of Conan jokes have been taken out by his idiot writers or producers to appear more PG and appeal to the payed advertisers. What worked with Clueless gamer initially was Conan roasting the absurdity of each game and brutally honest. But now it all feels all protected, to not hurt the brand, not genuine. And very much unfunny and forced.
I love that Conan didn't stay in the late night box and embraced the internet of it all. Now he's in a triple A game that he doesn't understand and leading the podcast charts. Truly inspiring. It's too bad he's insane.😂
Love the simple fact, that there's a game out there that features that exact move of his. Hope, the sequel will feature Conan's trademark marionette string dance
Conan would spend half the game trying to have sex with every character. Then realizing he can’t have sex with the NPCs which would make him turn off the game.
@@NicholasBarthesJohnstontheIII It'll be like the witcher playthrough lol they'll just skip to the sex after Conan tires himself out trying to perv on every NPC lmfao
“You look like you just saved a battalion by jumping on a grenade.” They remembered that Conan roasting Aaron was one of our favorite parts of clueless game (along with Aaron giving the best defense he can think of) lmao
I hope in DS2 we have to transport The Wandering MC on our backs to a new location just so we can hear Conan banter all along the way including what he would say when we drop him.
I know the feeling. I downloaded a torrent years ago of all of his Tonight Show shows. I got a naughty strike from NBC through my ISP (which lead me to VPN's), but it's perfect to watch whenever the cold months hit to help keep me sane.
@@jeremyc9593 thats why i stream it from a totally legit streaming site. possession is what you get in trouble for but so far streaming isn't considered punishable.
8:41 I had almost the EXACT same expression when I saw Conan pop up as I was playing this game. I looked everywhere for him, like a ginger Where’s Waldo!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish we could have Clueless Gamer at least once a month ! I missed it so much and I'm so glad that we finally get another one, plus with Conan and Aaron :D
I love this so muuuch! Thanks for bringing it back! I wish you'd go back to doing a show with an audience but on stream! Late night's just not the same without you, Conan
6:18 I dont think anybody acknowledges how much Bley is in pain whenever Conan has the controller and can't achieve basic movements even though the instructions are already on the screen
You guys should do Red Dead Redemption 2 next! Conan will like it because he doesn't have to sit through four hours of lore background, it's just literally the Old West.
I wish they would screen these in front of an audience to add the laughter into the final cut. Its funny as hell already, but I feel the crowed reactions add a lot to these. Still great stuff from Conan!
You don't get work in Hollywood when you get old - unless you're Conan, in which case you get to host the Oscars. Which is the best news from Hollywood in a long time.
I’ve been waiting for this for SO LONG that I will not watch on the train when this video popped up in my recommendations. I’ll take my time until I’m in my place to properly prepare food and drinks to absolutely enjoy it! Christmas came early this year 😆
Gonna be honest, Conan's reaction to the synopsis of the game is the same way I felt before, during, and after the game. Probably the only game in my life where I was completely lost. I have played all Kingdom Hearts and Metal Gear Solid games and those, to me, were a lot easier to understand than this game despite having an extremely deep lore to them.
3:55 The wrapped body reminds me of _“National Lampoon’s Vacation”_ where they wrapped the dead grandma in a tarp and put her on the roof of the car! 😂
Conan looked genuinely stoked and horrified to see himself on screen.
The digitized face went a little too deep into the unconany valley.
next time he'll get the ai treatment 🎉
I'd go out on a limb here and say that he's making exactly the kind of face of a guy who's seeing himself wearing an otter on his head...
@@TLguitar Take your damn like and go
@@rd0dave my brain autocorrected the spelling the first time I read it, I didn’t realise what they’d done until I saw your comment
"Hey mom will you get off my back?!"
Instant classic.
“Injure her? She’s dead!” Is another
Fly is the best BB episode.
@ImpsDelight Nice catch!
On my 4th playthrough, NEVER had that thought. Laughed my ass off!
I wanted to see his house with all the mushrooms outside. And to say what the hell happened here? 😁
i love how its confirmed that hideo kojima knows perfect english but he just doesnt give a whole fuck, gotta love him
I read that in the past he was kind of embarrassed with his English and decided not to speak publicly in English
@@TheZooropaBabyI read the same about Conan, but due to his complete lack of shame, he's still speaking English, like, all. The. Time.
@@TheZooropaBaby I'd be embarrassed too if someone native to Japan tried hearing me speak Japanese but I'm still learning lmao
I met him years ago at Comic Con and he absolutely does. My guess is he just gets nervous speaking another language in front of an audience.
I like to think that his English isn’t that great. I would feel the same way if I knew Spanish but not fluently. I would feel like I was butchering the Spanish language every time I mispronounced something.
Oh my god! I never thought I'd get to see my hologram from Death Stranding on here. Not my voice, but that's my body scan before Conan blips on. I only got the part because I was so nervous auditioning in front of Hideo that I acted like a clown. Conan, you are my hero, and I am glad I flubbed my audition.Just to hear you ask "is that my wife" makes me smile. Your wife is way cooler than me though.😉
That's so cool!
So cool for you!!
I love the internet for comments like this
What a wonderful comment to read! How incredibly cool to share that experience. I also appreciate the slight tinge of self-deprecation; a sign of genuine humility! 😊
You did a great job! Congrats!
Clueless Gamer is the only video game review I trust.
Yep
The Neon Dimension is better!
How about Gameranx or Skillup?
There's also Angry Joe, but he does a lot of movie reviews nowadays, too.
@lalo38th41 you're taking this seriously huh
They really capture the “watching your little brother fuck up your save” experience.
NEVER STOP THIS SERIES
DEFINITELY💯👍👍👍
Yes, without an Xbox Series X|S console.
Conan is gonna be in Death Stranding 2! I'm genuinely so happy about this
Well he was in the first so why not😊
As if I wasn't insanely hyped about the game already! 😂
yeah he's for sure gonna be the main character
World Premier! jaja im happy about this too
Or in the Kojima-Peele game!
1:16 Conan definitely said some smart*** stuff they had to cut because it was an ad.
I got a kick out of how jarring it was
NO MORE DRY MEAT
@@JustSwivel2HEAVY DUTY GRILLING GRATES
Love the internet@@JustSwivel2
Not gonna lie the last clueless gamer and this one all were unfunny and seems very scripted. Aaron bley explaining stuff while Conan rolls his eyes and the shameless promotional plug are all soo forced now, it takes the fun out of it. Not organic Conan and Bley playing moment anymore as fear of not pleasing advertisers. I also am convinced a lot of Conan jokes have been taken out by his idiot writers or producers to appear more PG and appeal to the payed advertisers. What worked with Clueless gamer initially was Conan roasting the absurdity of each game and brutally honest. But now it all feels all protected, to not hurt the brand, not genuine. And very much unfunny and forced.
Love how the most enjoyment Conan got from a video game was just constantly falling down hahaha
They need to get him to play a game with intense ragdolls he would would love it
@@joshuabrien2970 Helldivers 2 lol
Untitled Goose Game or Goat Simulator would be epic.
For me it was the off-camera laughter also 😂
PS I’d pay to see him play Goat Simulator
Goat simulator is a brilliant suggestion
4:34 I love that in unison moved their bodies like they were on a rollercoaster together lol
mirroring neurons
Nice catch 😂
"Oh my God! I hate him and he's me!" ...yeah I know that feeling 😂
"I didn't want accurate!"
The experience of seeing yourself online 10 years ago
The clueless gamer documents Aaron's fashion journey
And uh... what "era" is this?
@@jvissers3086 Dermatologist checkup era
From one t shirt to another.
@@jvissers3086 The evening wear era?🤔
I knew he would comment on Aaron's pants the moment I saw him.
"This person is Ubishii!" - I am still LMAO😂😂😂
"Oh my God. I hate him and he's me."
Amazing! So happy to see this series return!
These are the best videos on UA-cam & we're back with just Aaron and Conan like the good old days
Wow they actually listened to what the fans wanted. Just one more reason why Conan is the best!
I love that Conan didn't stay in the late night box and embraced the internet of it all. Now he's in a triple A game that he doesn't understand and leading the podcast charts. Truly inspiring.
It's too bad he's insane.😂
The USA is on fire at the moment but Conan just saved us with the return of Clueless Gamer!
never thought i would see another clueless gamer before GTA 6's launch
I can’t believe I had time to get a girlfriend, get married, have kids, and become a grandfather before GTA 6
Smart comment.
Such an overused "joke"
i cant believe we might actually get a clueless gamer of GTA 6 lol
Never thought I would see literal child under Conan video.
9:28 ‘Roar’… 😂 I think this is the first time Conan has ever seen himself do that. His FACE 🤣
Love the simple fact, that there's a game out there that features that exact move of his. Hope, the sequel will feature Conan's trademark marionette string dance
Mr Bley, could you arrange for Conan to stumble his way through Baldur's Gate 3 please?
Conan would spend half the game trying to have sex with every character. Then realizing he can’t have sex with the NPCs which would make him turn off the game.
Can you play it on the samsung oled tho? 🤔
@@NicholasBarthesJohnstontheIII It'll be like the witcher playthrough lol they'll just skip to the sex after Conan tires himself out trying to perv on every NPC lmfao
Omg yes!!
@@Nicohamcgfunny you should ask. You now can as of today
“You look like you just saved a battalion by jumping on a grenade.”
They remembered that Conan roasting Aaron was one of our favorite parts of clueless game (along with Aaron giving the best defense he can think of) lmao
I hope in DS2 we have to transport The Wandering MC on our backs to a new location just so we can hear Conan banter all along the way including what he would say when we drop him.
No way. For a moment I thought this was an old video, still clicked to watch. Thank you for coming back clueless gamer!!
Man its so good to see him in this type of content, I miss his show. No matter the mood I was in I could watch him and feel better.
I know the feeling. I downloaded a torrent years ago of all of his Tonight Show shows. I got a naughty strike from NBC through my ISP (which lead me to VPN's), but it's perfect to watch whenever the cold months hit to help keep me sane.
@@jeremyc9593 thats why i stream it from a totally legit streaming site. possession is what you get in trouble for but so far streaming isn't considered punishable.
These are so funny. Never fails. Thank you for continuing to make these, Conan!
Much love and respect! Stay healthy, brother!
I love how interesting it is to hear the explanation for Death Stranding and Conan just isnt having any of it lol
I was just bingeing all clueless gamer episodes yesterday, the timing cannot get any better 🔥
Conan seeing himself in the game for the first time is one of the most precious things I’ve ever seen
"Injured our mom, she's DEAD" Legendary stuff 😂
... it took me a minute to figure out that's just what regular Conan looks like. 30 years and I've never seen him without the hair poof.
I’ve been wanting to see Conan play this game for FIVE YEARS! And it was worth the wait.🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:41 I had almost the EXACT same expression when I saw Conan pop up as I was playing this game. I looked everywhere for him, like a ginger Where’s Waldo!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great story
i was so hyped when I found Conan in Death Stranding. i still have the hoodie equipped too.
6:47 “Neil Luke get off me!” - this is sooooooo out of nowhere I busted out laughing
The best😂😂
It’s crazy that I’ve been watching Conan for the last two decades.
Time is a son of a gun.
Wow. Two and a half for me. Thanks for the reminder that we're getting old lol.
the look of pure joy when conan sees himself 🥰😍
We are so back, another Clueless Gamer, he's hosting The Oscars
It's Conan's time to conquer again.
Uploaded only 13 minutes ago❤ I've been waiting for this for so long. Absolutely love it!
I wish we could have Clueless Gamer at least once a month ! I missed it so much and I'm so glad that we finally get another one, plus with Conan and Aaron :D
So excited for this keep up the great work Conan and always stay awesome 😎🤘🔥
8:43
Thats the happiest I've seen Conan on Clueless Gamer
Conan dressing down blay for his sartorial choices was hilarious!
I sense that Hideo and Conan are genuinely friends with each other, which makes them both even cooler somehow
0:30 It's like the core of the sun itself invented a new brightness
One of the most memorable things happened in the game because of that otter hat! Looking forward to seeing Conan again in DS2!
What happened?
@@Jor_toons After receiving the hat from Conan go float down the rivers nearby all the way to the end and find out :)
Bley didn't tell conan, that it's tradition to pee at conans house :( but other than that it was great!
I thought Conan would love having all those cameras around him
YESSS FINALLY THE FUNNIEST SERIES ON UA-cam THANK YOU CONAN & BLEY
I love this so muuuch! Thanks for bringing it back! I wish you'd go back to doing a show with an audience but on stream! Late night's just not the same without you, Conan
2:34 where's Bill Hader when you need him 😅
6:18 I dont think anybody acknowledges how much Bley is in pain whenever Conan has the controller and can't achieve basic movements even though the instructions are already on the screen
Of course it's gonna be comedy when Conan plays it 😂
The most fascinating walking simulator you will ever play. Gameplay might be ass but the man knows how to make an interesting lore
Now that Conan is doing clueless gamer i want to see him play Stellar Blade
Oh my... Conan's head would explode :)
up this post, make it to reality 🎉
"We have to sneak by these BTs"
*Conan runs at full speed*
Lmao he called hideo to find himself 😂😂😂😂
Conan patiently nodding and eye rolling when Bley is doing the sponsors advertising copy. Lol
It took me far too long to realize why Conan looked a little different and then it hit me: Conan, your hair! It's not nearly tall enough!
"Hey mom, get off my back!" Sometimes the low-hanging fruit is the sweetest.
Conan should have his son Beckett in this segment too, he's a big gamer like Blay.
You guys should do Red Dead Redemption 2 next! Conan will like it because he doesn't have to sit through four hours of lore background, it's just literally the Old West.
1:58 this is how it is if you try to explain ANY Kojima games.
Conan back on clueless gamer, WORLD IS HEALING 🎉🎉🎉
Stellar Blade next Clueless Gamer
Oh yes pls🤭
Up this. ❤
Conan is the f*cking best..
Long awaited! Stoked to see it. 😊
I wish they would screen these in front of an audience to add the laughter into the final cut. Its funny as hell already, but I feel the crowed reactions add a lot to these. Still great stuff from Conan!
I don't know about every game, but the Tomb Raider crowd reaction definitely added to that video and made it an instant classic.
THE RETURN OF THE KINGGG
Conan going completely blank every time Aaron's geeking out magnificently about the story plot of the game is just comedy gold, LOVE IT🧡
You don't get work in Hollywood when you get old - unless you're Conan, in which case you get to host the Oscars. Which is the best news from Hollywood in a long time.
DID HE JUST CONFIRM CONAN FOR DEATH STRANDING 2??? HELL YEAH!
My favorite bit will always be Conan wanting to off himself during Bley’s game introductions
I think my favorite is Bill Hader and Conan both absolutely shredding into Blay after he scared the crap out of Hader.
I prefer when he perv out
Conan must play GTA 6 when it's released.
5:53 lol 😂
When GTA VI comes out Conan and Aaron better review it. 😂
miss this series tons, need more uncut editions!
Conan's critiques of this game are so applicable to modern gaming in general.
Loved it
Brought me back to the good old times
Blay went from trying to save the rec center to the guy paying for the bulldozers in a moment
he HAS to come back for death stranding 2😭
I missed these 😂😂😂😂😂 please never stop
My withdrawal was killing me, dude. Finally another hit! I'm gonna ride this wave for as long as I can, waiting for the next one.
I’ve been waiting for this for SO LONG that I will not watch on the train when this video popped up in my recommendations. I’ll take my time until I’m in my place to properly prepare food and drinks to absolutely enjoy it!
Christmas came early this year 😆
The time has finally come!!
We need these once a week Conan! Doesn't matter what game, just do it!
Please please please bring these back lol. I also hope to really see you in the second death stranding 😂
Can we appreciate that computer graphics technology has finally advanced enough to capture Conan's hair in its glory?
Finally been waiting all week for this!
“Injure her?! She’s dead!!” 😂💀
Kinda miss the audience, but still happy to see more of this.
Conan to Hideo Kojima: "What's wrong with you?" :D
I think we're all asking that question. That's why we love the guy. What a weirdo!
He called him twice😆... Otter jokes, or not... Conan willl always be my personal hero, LOL... I am LMAO😂
NEVER STOP CLUELESS GAMER. One of my favorite UA-cam series ever
Using the Samsung ad as fodder to rip into Bley is peak product integration. 😂
Gonna be honest, Conan's reaction to the synopsis of the game is the same way I felt before, during, and after the game. Probably the only game in my life where I was completely lost. I have played all Kingdom Hearts and Metal Gear Solid games and those, to me, were a lot easier to understand than this game despite having an extremely deep lore to them.
3:10 ain't no way he did that 🤣
I miss this so much! Please keep it Conan and Aaron adventures please!
I can't wait for Death Stranding 2!!!
Conan was the best cameo in the game, its like he was the only one who was happy he was there
3:55 The wrapped body reminds me of _“National Lampoon’s Vacation”_ where they wrapped the dead grandma in a tarp and put her on the roof of the car! 😂