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  • CONAN Highlight: Conan plays the latest installment of "Assassin's Creed." He loves the historical aspect but takes issue with the dodgy accents. Cor blimey!
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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  3 роки тому +237

    Love #CluelessGamer? Check out Team Coco's "Good Game Nice Try," a gaming podcast hosted by Twitch star OMGitsfirefoxx and our very own Aaron Bleyaert! apple.co/goodgamenicetry

    • @susantoong6125
      @susantoong6125 3 роки тому +7

      bring back Aaron,

    • @preacher_says
      @preacher_says 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah conan, we don't really care about that. Bring back clueless gamer

    • @lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921
      @lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921 3 роки тому +1

      please make one with dragon ball and Bioshock and Monster Hunter! Sonic and Darksiders!

    • @paolosilva8024
      @paolosilva8024 2 роки тому +1

      I would like to see conan use mouse and keyboard, i think he will do better at it.

    • @chrisolsen7988
      @chrisolsen7988 2 роки тому

      @@preacher_says 0

  • @TheJericho15
    @TheJericho15 8 років тому +16194

    "All of this is just to steal an apple?"
    Conan just described the first 3 assassins creed games

    • @ryanhubbard1590
      @ryanhubbard1590 8 років тому +112

      😂😂😂

    • @animo358
      @animo358 8 років тому +303

      +TheJericho15 dude like the first six at least, come on hahah

    • @80slimshadys
      @80slimshadys 8 років тому +46

      +TheJericho15 ive had the first one since it came out and still havnt finished it....thank for the spoiler!

    • @Fenrize
      @Fenrize 8 років тому +11

      +BMX Is Love BMX is life Seriously?

    • @80slimshadys
      @80slimshadys 8 років тому +3

      Fenrize yea i got bored half way through it

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 7 років тому +7464

    Yes, Father. I live in France, but I have a British accent.

    • @danielgelencser2275
      @danielgelencser2275 6 років тому +85

      Evil Gary go to the light? thats what i told to my grandfather when he was sick LLMAAAAOOO

    • @Liam-jy7yi
      @Liam-jy7yi 4 роки тому +154

      Yes fauthe, I live in fronce but I hav a britIsh occont.

    • @HelloItsYou
      @HelloItsYou 4 роки тому +21

      @@danielgelencser2275 lol when he wasnt even sick

    • @Kyled78
      @Kyled78 4 роки тому +2

      FizZeld don’t be a chode now come on

    • @NougatCN
      @NougatCN 4 роки тому +2

      FizZeld you’re doing god’s work

  • @marekvodicka
    @marekvodicka 7 років тому +9776

    It's much funnier when it's just Conan and Aaron

    • @courage552
      @courage552 7 років тому +137

      totally agree

    • @erikaamezquita6472
      @erikaamezquita6472 7 років тому +2

      Musta Krakish

    • @Adenlqy
      @Adenlqy 7 років тому +10

      Agreed

    • @nystateofmind53
      @nystateofmind53 6 років тому +44

      so much funnier, i hope they return to this formula

    • @felisasininus1784
      @felisasininus1784 6 років тому +36

      Musta Krakish Conan is a funny boss Aaron is a good minion. The guests are not always interesting.

  • @ThatBrunetteFromCali
    @ThatBrunetteFromCali 8 років тому +7321

    Thank God Conan brought up the damn British accents in a game that takes place in FRANCE!

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 8 років тому +121

      +Jessica Cortez But Jessica, Britain is near France, yeah? "Close enough"

    • @darkage329
      @darkage329 8 років тому +104

      +Jessica Cortez you can always change the language to french and english subtitles, I did that at first but it was really weird to me xD

    • @eridan6525
      @eridan6525 8 років тому +188

      +TassieLorenzo Haha but French was the official language of all courts of Europe during the XVIII th century! So it's really disturbing to hear a French speaking english in Paris during the french revolution, it hurts..

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 8 років тому +6

      Eridan Wow! That's cool!

    • @estidi
      @estidi 8 років тому +85

      +Jessica Cortez I know right? At the very least they could use faux France accent like assassin's creed II with the italian accent.

  • @nielslauridsen2323
    @nielslauridsen2323 8 років тому +6919

    "Ubisoft is what my wife said to me on my wedding night"

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 8 років тому +307

      you be soft

    • @ScootyBooty
      @ScootyBooty 7 років тому +247

      +Raihan Purboyo thanks cap

    • @marcus914
      @marcus914 7 років тому +72

      +Raihan Purboyo Thank you, I was a bit confused.

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 7 років тому +29

      Marcus ElRey some good English puns I know

    • @Hassony523
      @Hassony523 7 років тому +19

      Niels Lauridsen "till downgrades do us part"

  • @kevinkuliner7275
    @kevinkuliner7275 8 років тому +3400

    "What are ya in for?" "Banana" best line ever!!!

    • @syd_jzx100
      @syd_jzx100 8 років тому +1

      +Mohmmad Ashayn Even more best?????

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 роки тому +37

      I like pomegranate better

    • @mousehorn461
      @mousehorn461 4 роки тому +23

      "What are ya in for? " Not having a French accent in France

  • @isostormgamer5584
    @isostormgamer5584 7 років тому +1795

    It's funny that out of all the qualified reviewers for this game, Conan is the one to point out that the characters don't have french accents.

    • @karanick016greece2
      @karanick016greece2 6 років тому +21

      Isostormgamer 558 Hello.. Harvard..

    • @ringofdreal1374
      @ringofdreal1374 3 роки тому +74

      @@karanick016greece2 You don't have to be a student in Harvard to know these things.

    • @FriendlyCroock
      @FriendlyCroock 2 роки тому +4

      He also made some offensive comments about the french, comments that are only okay when french people make them, but it's funny how no one wants to comment on that.

    • @KrishmanyuThakur
      @KrishmanyuThakur 2 роки тому +13

      @@FriendlyCroock because that's how it happens in the rest of the assassin's creed games
      The machine through which they "access the memories" of their ancestors translates what they say to English but with how that region would speak English

    • @amitmeena2961
      @amitmeena2961 2 роки тому +13

      Reviewers missed it because they were excited about the new AC game but Conan was excited about the French setting and the revolution history so he noticed it

  • @TT-jz7ri
    @TT-jz7ri 8 років тому +1698

    "I live in France but I have a British accent" HAHAHAHA. Conan, you smart ass!

  • @xRemRooodx
    @xRemRooodx 8 років тому +3339

    "We want Germany to pay for our healthcare"

    • @nuFsIgnillorT
      @nuFsIgnillorT 8 років тому +13

      +Pinta Dubbs Where the hell did he get this from?

    • @formaymays5752
      @formaymays5752 8 років тому +99

      +Elven Master Race Well, from France obviously...

    • @nuFsIgnillorT
      @nuFsIgnillorT 8 років тому +8

      Foor Esemteepee No he made it up, that's the point.

    • @jean-philippebangoura7301
      @jean-philippebangoura7301 8 років тому +85

      +Foor Esemteepee I'm french. Conan is hilarious. What he said is humour. Germany pays nothing for France!

    • @omgman8663
      @omgman8663 8 років тому +165

      +Elven Master Race Well actually the joke is in reference to France wanting Germany to pay massive amounts of compensation for the destruction and losses they suffered in World War 1.

  • @AbelR91
    @AbelR91 7 років тому +3198

    Seems like Conan actually enjoyed this game

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 5 років тому +261

      He likes things that are well done/made. And also loves history. As well as expressing his deeply embedded inner angst, with pretend stabby things. It was basically made FOR him.

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 5 років тому +40

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG Unity and well made don't (or should I say didn't) really go well together.

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 5 років тому +21

      @Jimmy Carr Center I said Unity, not the entire franchise. Did you not play Unity when it first dropped?

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 5 років тому +6

      @Jimmy Carr Center Its all good

    • @tsmith0187
      @tsmith0187 4 роки тому +39

      Anakin Skywalker
      Actually, i will defend unity. I never got any glitches when I first got it brand new. Unity along with AC2 is one of my favourites as they did so much right

  • @whmozart
    @whmozart 7 років тому +1762

    "Let's find Marat. In France if you take a bath they get really mad"
    These kind of jokes show his Harvard education and incredibly wit at the same time. Love this guy!

    • @koek1122
      @koek1122 7 років тому +39

      whmozart its all about the understanding of the english language and history... combine those and you can become a comedian

    • @rugguggla8766
      @rugguggla8766 4 роки тому +66

      I think we learned about the French Revolution and Marat in middle school. But remembering it at his age is impressive, sure.

    • @MadDunhill
      @MadDunhill 3 роки тому +78

      there's actually a mission in the game about Marat's murder in the bathtub

    • @joenathan288
      @joenathan288 3 роки тому +7

      @Axel he has a history major so he probably remembers his stuff better

    • @harishsundar3409
      @harishsundar3409 3 роки тому

      What is a Marat ?

  • @GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep
    @GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep 8 років тому +3501

    If he was genuinely into video games he would put Pewdiepie out of business

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 8 років тому +123

      lol... I honestly just said the same thing after watching the clueless gamer episode with him in it!

    • @loganthekrogan2182
      @loganthekrogan2182 8 років тому +6

      GOOD!

    • @sanna6168
      @sanna6168 7 років тому +13

      naah

    • @creedishere420
      @creedishere420 7 років тому +9

      GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep yeah..no...

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 6 років тому +5

      Sanpa Heino (I know I'm late but) yaa...

  • @muchwow5782
    @muchwow5782 8 років тому +3349

    I'm french and we DO want all the croissants.

    • @ademkin
      @ademkin 8 років тому +115

      Wouldn't mind the Germans paying our taxes either, but you can't have a healthy debate with them.

    • @thegreenassassin553
      @thegreenassassin553 8 років тому +99

      Who wouldn't want all the croissants? Those things are delicious.

    • @honkler4273
      @honkler4273 8 років тому +4

      +ademkin HEY WUT U TROYIN TEH SEY A M8

    • @HarrisonBowman
      @HarrisonBowman 8 років тому +14

      +much wow And you guys do get mad when people take baths.

    • @ademkin
      @ademkin 8 років тому +12

      Harrison Bowman Just as an advice though, you might wanna shower if you ever come here, or people will call you a nasty fuck.

  • @KuzuRanger
    @KuzuRanger 9 років тому +2154

    Joke or not, he's got a good point; why *do* the characters have English accents when they are supposedly French?
    --> Radical idea; why not just have French actors speaking English?

    • @japa0820
      @japa0820 9 років тому +52

      Good question, i don't know why they used english voice's, it's unrealistic and you can't see something new.

    • @zigzaggindragon
      @zigzaggindragon 9 років тому +150

      VentriloBeatbox You can, at least set the spoken language to French and just read English subtitles. That's what I do.

    • @guyedvabsky
      @guyedvabsky 9 років тому +5

      Dark Souls Murdoc can you do that really ?

    • @zigzaggindragon
      @zigzaggindragon 9 років тому +5

      Yeah. I play on PS4 though. I'm sure you can do it on PC but I don't know anything about Xbox one.

    • @guyedvabsky
      @guyedvabsky 9 років тому

      Dark Souls Murdoc that's cool thanks though I'd still rather wait for all the bugs to be solved before I pick this up

  • @Waltersop
    @Waltersop 7 років тому +803

    bring back aaron, hes more funny that all these celebrity

  • @dunndolo
    @dunndolo 8 років тому +409

    "Your fathers the dead guy. And your stepdads the other dead guy." LMAO

  • @TheSmokingSkull
    @TheSmokingSkull 9 років тому +1692

    "I will return when this hand reaches the top...unless I am killed. Then I am never coming back."

    • @themindlessgamer101
      @themindlessgamer101 5 років тому +5

      wow good job you can qoute someone, that deserves likes

    • @fart7505
      @fart7505 5 років тому +3

      Hey! That's a quote from the video that you watched! Cool, man!

  • @andruchkd2734
    @andruchkd2734 9 років тому +539

    "arse? YOU'RE FRENCH!!!! FRENCH!!!" ROFL

  • @zealcigars196
    @zealcigars196 6 років тому +1300

    They should do a clueless gamer with Jordan schanskly

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 3 роки тому +19

      and playing Hunie pop

    • @shankarkurup7682
      @shankarkurup7682 3 роки тому +32

      He was various tasks to perform
      .....

    • @thornwall6303
      @thornwall6303 3 роки тому +28

      Playing one of the first two games in the Ezio trilogy that take place in italy

    • @Lite727
      @Lite727 3 роки тому +2

      @@thornwall6303 UGGHHHHHHH beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @poltronafrau
      @poltronafrau 3 роки тому +6

      They can play various games

  • @forealz3255
    @forealz3255 4 роки тому +103

    "What is everyone yelling about"
    "Its the French Revolution"
    "Oh yeah"

  • @slothfromthegoonies8201
    @slothfromthegoonies8201 9 років тому +776

    Conan is definitely the funniest talk show host.

    • @meowphantom5725
      @meowphantom5725 9 років тому +4

      Debatable

    • @slothfromthegoonies8201
      @slothfromthegoonies8201 9 років тому +42

      Meow Phantom Facts are not up for debate.

    • @evanrangel8388
      @evanrangel8388 9 років тому +4

      Wait until Stephen Colbert.. Thats a fact

    • @uncle7215
      @uncle7215 9 років тому

      Sloth from The Goonies conan and jimmy fallon are the best.

    • @evanrangel8388
      @evanrangel8388 9 років тому +7

      ***** I didn't mean to imply Colbert is funnier than Conan, but Colbert is funnier than Kimmel and definitely funnier than Fallon.

  • @floriannarratio8062
    @floriannarratio8062 9 років тому +1901

    The fact that Conan is really good at this game, proves that Assassins Creed has the dumbest gameplay in it´s history now.

    • @jrfabrizioch121
      @jrfabrizioch121 9 років тому +234

      He's been doing this for a while now so he may be getting better

    • @boomshizzIe
      @boomshizzIe 9 років тому +44

      Fabrizio Chamorro Dude are you a shill? I bet Aaron Blair isn't even playing for Conan in those clips, they just film him doing some stuff, have him add some commentary while Aaron plays and then fill in the rest with what the game developer wants to show. Seems pretty easy to edit it to make Conan at least halfway decent. In the initial videos he's worse than a toddler.

    • @orangesoda4535
      @orangesoda4535 9 років тому

      *****
      Really? Blimey, it's a shame it took them 5 games to get it right.

    • @manuelp510
      @manuelp510 9 років тому +11

      I've played every songle Assassin's Creed and so far this one is the best. And it's the most challenging. This was obviously set up special for him.

    • @aidenallen6662
      @aidenallen6662 9 років тому +9

      Considering they completely redone their gameplay.. so you have no fucking clue what their gameplay is like

  • @raydemolay6603
    @raydemolay6603 3 роки тому +166

    Aaron: "There's historical figures in this game."
    Conan: "Let's find a historical figure. Let's find Marat! Got killed in a bathtub"
    Little did Conan know that you can actually solve the murder of Marat in the game.

  • @mariew8561
    @mariew8561 8 років тому +798

    I think we just saw conan's real colors and he is a serial killer.

    • @trigunnn2
      @trigunnn2 8 років тому +26

      the real dexter

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 7 років тому +14

      pause at 0:29 to see psycho Conan

    • @domique1736
      @domique1736 7 років тому

      +Joe T oh gawd

    • @Mythic2827
      @Mythic2827 7 років тому

      What he did to the guys at NBC XD

    • @RamiroBelmaresJr
      @RamiroBelmaresJr 6 років тому +1

      Apparently, his true color is yellow

  • @sydneyh9858
    @sydneyh9858 9 років тому +1243

    The Clueless Gamer videos are hilarious. I hope they upload another one soon.

    • @MattHoffmannn
      @MattHoffmannn 9 років тому +1

      Hopefully it's a better game too; I love all the games in the Assassins Creed series but Unity is just too flawed.

    • @sydneyh9858
      @sydneyh9858 9 років тому +2

      Matt Hoffman I agree, hopefully the next one will have better features and gameplay.

    • @sydneyh9858
      @sydneyh9858 9 років тому +5

      And I hope they have a female assassin in the next one. I think that'd be really cool.

    • @MattHoffmannn
      @MattHoffmannn 9 років тому +3

      That'd be interesting. I never really felt the need for a female protagonist, but it'd make for an interesting change, especially for female players who might be tired of playing predominately male characters.
      Though I doubt it'll happen while male gamers make up a large majority of players, and Ubisoft is probably going to play it safe after how poorly Unity was received.

    • @sydneyh9858
      @sydneyh9858 9 років тому +1

      Yes I agree, but you never know. It'd be an interesting change in the series. I feel like they could do a lot with a female protagonist that'd be very different and unique from what they've done with the male characters. Even though all of their backstories have been pretty awesome already.

  • @UltraWindow
    @UltraWindow 9 років тому +732

    if conan is good at this game you know its a movie.

    • @FreakieKaktus
      @FreakieKaktus 9 років тому +2

      I dunno, it seems like they turned godmode on, there are always cuts right before he should get hit. I could be wrong tho.

    • @UltraWindow
      @UltraWindow 9 років тому +20

      FreakieKaktus
      i doubt they gave him godmode, probably more health but assassins creed has very casual combat.
      they most likely paid him to say good things about the game

    • @FreakieKaktus
      @FreakieKaktus 9 років тому +7

      Ultra Window Yeah, I got that feeling too, I mean it’s obvious that the publishers paid them to do it, but it seems more biased now compared to the earlier episodes. Also is less entertaining in my opinion.

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 9 років тому +7

      It uses an Arkham style combat system, which means button mashing works up to a certain point, but becomes ineffective later on.

    • @UltraWindow
      @UltraWindow 9 років тому +6

      Harryu
      not completely correct, batman is more fluid. but yes it uses the press X to counter, repeat until everything is dead.

  • @Mrbgatooo
    @Mrbgatooo 8 років тому +146

    Lmao at "french people odor" haha that was fucked up, but funny as hell.

    • @personale-mail1393
      @personale-mail1393 6 років тому +2

      M. Barboza That was my favorite moment of the entire video. : ) #EPIC

  • @UserDude
    @UserDude 7 років тому +123

    When he said "I've been here for 6 days" I died 😂

  • @jameskidd2027
    @jameskidd2027 8 років тому +386

    See how popular Conan is when he embraces a community that he doesn't understand, instead of bashing it? Take notes Jimmy Kimmel, this is how you broaden appeal.

    • @nataliatheweirdo
      @nataliatheweirdo 5 років тому +20

      James Kidd aight? I remember being annoyed to watch these because he was gonna probably bash it and make fun of it, but...its actually really funny 😂

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 5 років тому +35

      Conans just like that. Conan is amazing. He genuinely wants to understand, and be a part of things, expand, keep learning, connect with and bring together, all kinds of people.. he's such an awesome human person.

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 3 роки тому +3

      Community ? You need to get out of the house once in awhile to be a community 😂

    • @jameskidd2027
      @jameskidd2027 3 роки тому +5

      Why are you arguing with a 4 year old comment, Aleksandar

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 3 роки тому +1

      @@jameskidd2027 arguing ? Ahaha :D

  • @Em-kg7qn
    @Em-kg7qn 9 років тому +156

    I've always loved conan but now i adore him for saying the simplest, most obvious but never mentioned detail of all historic movies/games... "I live in France but i have a british accent''

    • @Marmalada180
      @Marmalada180 9 років тому

      I understand it when they do it with Roman and ancient Greek stuff, but not for the other historic places. this british in France thing was also distracting in the movie Hugo.

    • @Em-kg7qn
      @Em-kg7qn 9 років тому

      Marmalada180 I don't know.. sure, the british accent always gives a more historical spirit to a film but as a greek i would love to hear a greek accent once in a while ( angelina joli's was terrible though) and the one time i heard an italian accent at the series "rome" it was absolutely fantastic

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 років тому

      Game of Thrones; why the English accents? Why does Peter Dinklage have to put on an accent when his natural voice makes as much sense.

  • @gregm5275
    @gregm5275 4 роки тому +52

    The best thing about these is Aaron explaining the ridiculous stories of the game and Conan just zoning out.

  • @Teernin
    @Teernin 8 років тому +168

    When Aaron (Aron, Aran??? Spelling???) was explaining the backstory to Conan closely reflects when my friends and family ask me about a game that I showed them.

  • @creepyloner1979
    @creepyloner1979 9 років тому +59

    everyone in france and the uk just collectively facepalmed.

    • @Tomskii5
      @Tomskii5 9 років тому

      Everyone in Europe you mean.

    • @gabrieltenorio7707
      @gabrieltenorio7707 9 років тому +8

      Tomskii5 Maltfalc Everyone in South America is laughing =P

    • @AddigamaTV
      @AddigamaTV 9 років тому +4

      Se German is laughing :D

    • @TheMrQuackles
      @TheMrQuackles 9 років тому

      DONKEY

    • @TheMrQuackles
      @TheMrQuackles 9 років тому +1

      Bob Mitt Who is hating on the US? The company who made this game is french dumb ass

  • @TigerChamp99
    @TigerChamp99 Рік тому +38

    This game actually deserves a complete playthrough from Conan

    • @brandonwilliams9872
      @brandonwilliams9872 8 місяців тому

      I don’t think we have that much time left 😂😂

  • @abdobedo9428
    @abdobedo9428 8 років тому +69

    "Yes father, I live in France but I have a British accent" xD

  • @lincolnnoronha4128
    @lincolnnoronha4128 7 років тому +300

    "YOU'RE FRENCH!" lol

    • @owenclark3161
      @owenclark3161 7 років тому +1

      Lincoln Noronha Ikr

    • @dilemma08
      @dilemma08 7 років тому +3

      I love it when Conan yells at the screen. XD

  • @svill1010
    @svill1010 8 років тому +185

    cant...stop..watching...conan...

    • @evillano
      @evillano 8 років тому +2

      svill1010 lol same here

  • @pranshul67
    @pranshul67 4 роки тому +32

    aaron : "there is also a major assassination"
    conan : "why would we do that when we can collect receipts and get involved in theatrical labor disputes" :D :D :D :D :D

  • @lewis56405
    @lewis56405 7 років тому +170

    love these, he manages to reduce a game that probably cost a fortune to develop into its most comedic elements. The developers must love and hate him!!

    • @The_Quiet_Kiddo
      @The_Quiet_Kiddo 5 років тому +3

      Unity didn't cost a fortune . It was cheaper and underdeveloped , It's what Ubisoft does .

  • @anonymousposter6671
    @anonymousposter6671 8 років тому +204

    "In France they get mad if you take a bath"...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @nathanpeng7788
      @nathanpeng7788 7 років тому +1

      why?

    • @amaibustudio
      @amaibustudio 7 років тому +9

      he was telling the story of Marat. Google "The Death of Marat". he was killed when he was taking a bath due to political reasons. Conan just skipped that last part lol

    • @nathanpeng7788
      @nathanpeng7788 7 років тому

      hahahahaha,thank u!

  • @Kuppatruppa
    @Kuppatruppa 7 років тому +94

    save me i can't stop
    watching this series

    • @blueskiddo_
      @blueskiddo_ 7 років тому +15

      There is no escaping. Also, Conan and Jordan series.

    • @royalsmitty7811
      @royalsmitty7811 7 років тому +1

      Same, I just found the whole playlist lol

    • @tylerrunge2793
      @tylerrunge2793 6 років тому

      Kushgra I've just found it and I'm stuck please help, are you stuck still lol

  • @Spartansoldier217
    @Spartansoldier217 9 років тому +472

    I *really* want to see Conan playing one of the Souls games. God, that would be hilarious.

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 9 років тому +9

      NukethewhalesMO We must have that!

    • @bostjanhren2716
      @bostjanhren2716 8 років тому +9

      NukethewhalesMO It would just be sad :D

    • @FBragger69
      @FBragger69 8 років тому +2

      +NukethewhalesMO Yea it would be funny but utterly sad lol

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre 8 років тому +4

      +NukethewhalesMO Hopefully they do Dark Souls III once it's out.

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant 5 років тому +2

      Just him screaming while fighting Iudex Gundyr lol

  • @amnesiacytotaxonomicparall9519
    @amnesiacytotaxonomicparall9519 8 років тому +50

    He should make a series on this game, It took us this long to find a game Conan is actually good at!

  • @ruodanxu3344
    @ruodanxu3344 4 роки тому +25

    When they're rebuilding the Notre-Dame based on Assassin's Creed
    "Why do we need a pile of bush here?"
    "I don't know. It says so on the map."

  • @chrisdubay02
    @chrisdubay02 Рік тому +39

    Conan is so quick with his comedy 😂

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 9 років тому +53

    In the best Clueless Gamer videos he makes a lot of good critical points. "Oooooh let's hope there's a hay bale..... and there always is."

  • @Lazy666Turtle
    @Lazy666Turtle 7 років тому +54

    i love how conan just spaces out when he tells him the backstory lul

  • @Arnuuld
    @Arnuuld 2 роки тому +16

    Andy: "Wow, you're good at this"
    Conan: *smashes every button on the controller*
    Love these two!

  • @NGUFashion
    @NGUFashion 9 років тому +69

    Who came here to see the old Aaron vs the new Aaron.

  • @xl0pate0lx
    @xl0pate0lx 9 років тому +185

    "we want germany to pay for our healthcare" :D ahahahaha

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 7 років тому +124

    So disappointing that they won't just do these like this anymore. So sick of the celebrity episodes, way less funny and enjoyable to watch.

  • @andrewbautista23
    @andrewbautista23 8 років тому +17

    seriously. Conan's clueless gamer videos are one of the most entertaining videos in youtube. i had to repeat it a couple of times cos its so funny haha

  • @willchen9014
    @willchen9014 9 років тому +59

    Conan is actually a better game reviewer than most professional reviewers. He comments on the game just as it is, not about how the gameplay has changed or how much worse/better it is than its predecessor. Countless gamers have also pointed out the British accent that all the French people in the game have, which kinda ruins the beautiful and immersive atmosphere of the game. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone in London has a French accent in the upcoming AC: Victory.

  • @CuteWeeb
    @CuteWeeb 9 років тому +28

    MORE. This is better than most let's plays online.

  • @mrvnzmstr1654
    @mrvnzmstr1654 5 років тому +25

    Yes Father.. I live in France but I have a British Accent.. epic ☺

  • @BasqueNYC
    @BasqueNYC 8 років тому +17

    "Go to the light? That's what I told my grandfather" omg lol

  • @StarCrusher.
    @StarCrusher. 9 років тому +46

    I love how he insults the french.

    • @sebastiendesforges4861
      @sebastiendesforges4861 9 років тому +32

      Frenchman here. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    • @Gabriel360LIVE
      @Gabriel360LIVE 9 років тому +1

      Cui Famax
      That's not an insult if it's true.
      I'm not saying it's true, I'm just saying...

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 9 років тому +3

      Cui Famax Woa, calm down. That is just crossing the fucking line. YOUR mother was a hamster!

    • @nasiraliclark
      @nasiraliclark 9 років тому

      ***** Didn't want to be the dick that tells you that it is watery tart and not watery tot but I just had to.

  • @TokyoKazama
    @TokyoKazama 9 років тому +12

    I'd say those of us who have been playing games for years, especially the previous AC games - we have become slightly desensitised to the absolutely stunning visuals in the game. So when you watch Conan (a non gamer) see and react to all the amazing scenery and gameplay, its almost like rediscovering video games all over again. I'm very proud of this industry.

    • @Marmalada180
      @Marmalada180 9 років тому

      well you should also disappointed in the industry for releasing broken games.

    • @markostamenkovic8350
      @markostamenkovic8350 9 років тому

      All of that is pointless when that change in the industry brought us glitchy games with day one patches and minimal player input.

    • @TokyoKazama
      @TokyoKazama 9 років тому

      Marmalada180 Marko Stamenkovic Sorry, I'm not following, are you boys referring to Unity, or games in general?

    • @chiligaming792
      @chiligaming792 9 років тому

      TokyoKazama I, personaly, was refering to recent gaming state in general. All of these big budget game are trying to be more "cinematic" and try to push the limits of graphics. Yet, they release glitchy unfinished games cause they are trying to impress us with visuals, and waste too much resources. The games are also getting more simplistic by the year. I get the feeling that they are designing the games for idiots or lazy assholes. Seriously, its like 50% percent of the games consist of cutscenes. And even then, when you do play, its a QTE sequence or you just have to mash one button (maybe two if you are lucky). And not to mention some devs (specificaly Ubisoft) even try to claim that 30 fps is better for action games, cause it is more cinematic...fuck that, i dont want a movie i want a game!...i am not stupid Ubi, just admit that the new consoles are underpowered!

  • @taintedfrogs2132
    @taintedfrogs2132 7 років тому +95

    I lost it when he said 'banana'.

  • @illsaveus
    @illsaveus 5 років тому +8

    "We can jump in the hay and then mix it up down below" My new pickup line

  • @miumiuxcentral6242
    @miumiuxcentral6242 8 років тому +1200

    UBISOFT ---------"u be soft"
    i'll remember this forever ~~>

    • @jacksonsilver9705
      @jacksonsilver9705 8 років тому +11

      Other people have pointed that out before him

    • @markopolo958
      @markopolo958 8 років тому +3

      +Kim Miu Because you can't get guys hard?

    • @S0LACE222
      @S0LACE222 8 років тому

      +Mark Minnema lmao

    • @SeanQuinn
      @SeanQuinn 8 років тому +3

      +Mark Minnema >I doubt she has that problem. Especially if she lives in the west where we love asian chicks. She does appear asian even if its a bit watered down. haha

    • @Pepilepsy
      @Pepilepsy 4 роки тому

      She may be Asian but she isn't bright. Anyone with a basic vocabulary and a decent understanding of how sounds work can decipher ubisoft.

  • @MikeHeldTheWorld
    @MikeHeldTheWorld 9 років тому +228

    Why does Conan play most things on xbox? Just curious, not trying to start a war.

    • @FlyntofRWBY
      @FlyntofRWBY 9 років тому +236

      Cause Xbox is better.
      lol jk. Either Microsoft payed him more to play on the Xbox One than Sony did for the PS4, or it's because the controller is more user friendly than the PS4 controller.

    • @TheRealAmerica1776
      @TheRealAmerica1776 9 років тому +20

      he gets all the shit from the developers like for COD AW he got a developers xbox console

    • @sst710
      @sst710 9 років тому +47

      He's played games on the PS too

    • @loveunit21
      @loveunit21 9 років тому +12

      Maybe Microsoft paid him and give him the games. Not really sure

    • @Perceus589
      @Perceus589 9 років тому +13

      Cuz best played on xbox one cuz its number one and it has tv.........
      NOT!!! Ps4 all the way (consolewise)

  • @GatsuRage
    @GatsuRage 8 років тому +483

    You know the combat system of AC is garbage when you see conan doing well at it.

    • @scovelme
      @scovelme 8 років тому +19

      +GutsRage And the worst part is Unity's combat is significantly harder than other AC's.

    • @emilhaugen1201
      @emilhaugen1201 8 років тому +13

      aren't all games like that. I don't think I've ever seen a genuinely difficult action game (the only difficult things that exist in gaming are puzzles and time pressure missions)

    • @scovelme
      @scovelme 8 років тому +1

      Emil Haugen You've obviously never played I Wanna Be The Guy

    • @estusdrinker
      @estusdrinker 8 років тому

      +GutsRage Like any new game. Produced for 12 yo kids.

    • @RunderKeks28
      @RunderKeks28 8 років тому

      Yeah, AC 2 was the last part, where they didn't have this combo kill bullshit.

  • @LONGLIVETHEKING1933
    @LONGLIVETHEKING1933 2 роки тому +6

    Please please bring these back Conan!!

  • @trevorpollo
    @trevorpollo 9 років тому +65

    They probably used English voice actors instead of French voice actors because English speakers couldn't take the game seriously if we had to listen to French accents. It's bad enough this game takes place in France.

    • @MRTJKTJK86
      @MRTJKTJK86 9 років тому +92

      So English speakers are close minded?

    • @CarlXVIGustafBernadotte420
      @CarlXVIGustafBernadotte420 9 років тому +39

      MRTJKTJK86
      americans are close minded

    • @DEFxRECON
      @DEFxRECON 9 років тому

      Bruh, in dragon age inquisition, most of the voices are French and people get it

    • @davethewave9939
      @davethewave9939 9 років тому

      The Ubisoft division that makes AC is in Quebec.

    • @phaurt
      @phaurt 9 років тому +18

      French people sounding French in France cant be taken seriously?

  • @MiguelCool9999
    @MiguelCool9999 9 років тому +21

    am i the only one who wants to see the other guy play all these games?

    • @jgreene02
      @jgreene02 9 років тому +20

      Yes...

    • @alexsantana1573
      @alexsantana1573 9 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @forrenz
      @forrenz 9 років тому +16

      No. Otherwise, it would just be some gamer guy playing games on UA-cam. I mean, why else would anyone be here, if not for it being Conan? Doi

    • @mbirth
      @mbirth 9 років тому +4

      Wait for Twitch Twednesday … www.twitch.tv/teamcoco/

  • @katiopeia8254
    @katiopeia8254 8 років тому +127

    Ubisoft is a French Canadian company yet they couldn't do French accents?? I imagine you could just play the game in French with English subtitles.

    • @kensredemption
      @kensredemption 7 років тому +3

      Just a Poptart I heard an interview from Assassin's Den and Arno's actor said something about how they used English accents to be sure they wouldn't alienate the players or something. Guess they didn't think we would scrutinize about things like that.

    • @NdCRants
      @NdCRants 7 років тому +16

      But Ezio had an italian accent

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 7 років тому +7

      Just a Poptart Actually Ubisoft is French company, they just have a big studio in Montreal

    • @85Aheadstix
      @85Aheadstix 7 років тому +5

      Just a Poptart Yeah well dumb Americans wouldn't understand French accents.

    • @SuperPongmaster
      @SuperPongmaster 7 років тому +2

      that's exactly what I did

  • @mort2034
    @mort2034 8 років тому +20

    LOL. Even Conan noticed the british accent in France. xD

  • @vaughnyboy8
    @vaughnyboy8 9 років тому +9

    These videos are gold. The Aaron Conan dynamic is too perfect

  • @Ghoom9211
    @Ghoom9211 7 років тому +15

    I love the glitches, I love the character development.

    • @brawler3rd
      @brawler3rd 7 років тому +7

      Must be his 1st AC game.

  • @Skankhunt42....
    @Skankhunt42.... 7 років тому +25

    Watching two years later and still funny as hell literally cant breath im laughing that much

  • @ielizabethm2
    @ielizabethm2 8 років тому +6

    It is my second time watching this while being in the process of playing my first Assassin's Creed II game myself because I just want to have more of an understanding than I did before and watching this again made it twice as hilarious! I will never be tired of watching this. Ever.

  • @tonyvaccaro98
    @tonyvaccaro98 9 років тому +74

    Conan I hate to brake this to you, but that was a painting of a man.

    • @tonyvaccaro98
      @tonyvaccaro98 9 років тому +28

      Plz don't use that word.

    • @tonyvaccaro98
      @tonyvaccaro98 9 років тому +41

      No, Im not gay, but my friend is, so that pisses me off. Even If I was, I would be proud of who am.

    • @tonyvaccaro98
      @tonyvaccaro98 9 років тому +16

      Good luck being a father, youll be a doucey one but at least youll be there.

    • @bop1886
      @bop1886 9 років тому +19

      Why the fuck do you want to know? Does that turn you on you dumbfuck.

    • @tonyvaccaro98
      @tonyvaccaro98 9 років тому +10

      Go to hell douche bag, Its people like you who kill teenagers.

  • @NickWK
    @NickWK 8 років тому +148

    Damn if Conan is good at this game it must take zero skill to play lol

    • @dedo3735
      @dedo3735 8 років тому +2

      He's just lucky

    • @Dad......
      @Dad...... 8 років тому +14

      No these games literally take no skill. I've never played a more hand holdy combat.

    • @justaddwater6644
      @justaddwater6644 7 років тому +1

      Travis Moehring even the traversing of the world is easy and hand holdy. You just hold a button and you can run across rooftops and jump between them.

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 4 роки тому +3

      Well, this video is nearly 5 years old, so that means we now have laptops that can run anything from that era.
      With the rate of change of technology, this should be mobile by 2021-2022. The 2020's are gonna be insane. The World is changing before my very eyes. I'm 41 btw.

  • @quackers4207
    @quackers4207 2 роки тому +8

    i remember playing this game when it came out. at the time i didn’t think graphics could get any better. we’ve come a ways for sure

    • @Iemonzinger
      @Iemonzinger Рік тому +2

      Honestly it's still one of the best looking games ever

    • @dread1262
      @dread1262 7 місяців тому

      Until rdr2 came out

  • @elleb.6145
    @elleb.6145 7 років тому +37

    "I've been here for six days."

  • @theFrizzleFry
    @theFrizzleFry 9 років тому +88

    "Ok, this is very exciting.. one of the most highly anticipated..."
    Stop lying to us Conan!
    I think this is getting less funny the more money is envolved!
    All i see right now is another gear in the big PR machinery of big Publishers.

    • @user-py6kt7id3t
      @user-py6kt7id3t 9 років тому +53

      even if he didn't say that, Unity is still one of it though

    • @soubido
      @soubido 9 років тому +47

      still funny af though lol

    • @theFrizzleFry
      @theFrizzleFry 9 років тому +7

      soubido it definitely is!

    • @karlseaton57
      @karlseaton57 9 років тому +5

      The game has been out for less than a fucking day. Fuck off.

    • @ThePaulg123
      @ThePaulg123 9 років тому +24

      Its just a comedy segment where a non gamer plays games, take it as it is

  • @RyanGiggsOBE
    @RyanGiggsOBE 9 років тому +257

    On a technical level Unity was superb, however it lacked everything else. Story wasn't great, wasn't as fun or as dark as the others.

    • @jugglerkkev
      @jugglerkkev 9 років тому +15

      RyanGiggsOBE i thought the story was one of the best so far, and the assassin missions where you have to sneak in a mansion or whatsoever were great

    • @gamewojtek
      @gamewojtek 9 років тому

      RyanGiggsOBE Totally agree.

    • @TheMark208
      @TheMark208 9 років тому +51

      RyanGiggsOBE "On a technical level Unity was superb" lol r u f**king serious? have you been in a cave since release? this game came out buggy and unfinished and still has problems with frame rate and glitches.

    • @RyanGiggsOBE
      @RyanGiggsOBE 9 років тому +7

      Gamerat I'm talking graphically and the feel. I wasn't plagued with glitches at all, cant remember one happening to me. If you ignore that stuff I think they did a good job with the textures and feel to the streets.

    • @lonewolf3314
      @lonewolf3314 9 років тому +4

      RyanGiggsOBE yes ignore the people falling in the ground people without faces and people popping out of nowhere.

  • @kingmilli22
    @kingmilli22 4 роки тому +3

    Anyone else notice at 7:40 when Aron says "you're actually pretty good at this!" the camera pans and Conan is using his left hand to reach all the way to the opposite side of the controller?

  • @edwardota1991
    @edwardota1991 5 років тому +2

    It's amazing how great his reactions are!! Someone from the outside viewing what's in!

  • @Handicaptain
    @Handicaptain 2 роки тому +5

    Is it weird that I feel surprised and a mild sense of proudness knowing that Conan knows his history pretty well?

  • @andristefanus
    @andristefanus 7 років тому +23

    it'll be hilarious if conan plays the bugged one

  • @jarretlauinger1455
    @jarretlauinger1455 4 роки тому +1

    I wanna see the unedited version of all of these idc if they are 3 hours long I’ll still watch them

  • @maddyx3711
    @maddyx3711 7 років тому +18

    3:26 : I literally died!!! Fell off my chair >:_D

    • @JohnJohnson-my8zg
      @JohnJohnson-my8zg 7 років тому +17

      Maddy :x if u literally died then this message if really amazing

  • @TheExaltofDragon
    @TheExaltofDragon 9 років тому +14

    "The fps is so cinematic!"
    -Ubisoft

    • @TjorvixLP
      @TjorvixLP 9 років тому +2

      Movies have about 20 FPS, so it is kind of cinematic ^^

  • @mauriciocamacho3328
    @mauriciocamacho3328 5 років тому

    I really love the commentsection for conan videos, gives me a smile

  • @novatheraven
    @novatheraven Рік тому +2

    “THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME” perfect assassins creed fan already

  • @moo_moon128
    @moo_moon128 2 роки тому +8

    "I bet they do it."
    "Adoption? Do it"
    This.....after knowing the fact that conan is 100% irish.

  • @markaaroneugenio4036
    @markaaroneugenio4036 5 років тому +6

    Conan was kinda predicted what's happening to France now. Amazing.

  • @mohammadjavadrazlansari902
    @mohammadjavadrazlansari902 2 роки тому

    i love it after a hard day you just come to youtube and watch such a good comedy

  • @dingo4601
    @dingo4601 3 роки тому +3

    I want this series back so badly...

  • @ShowlidSnake
    @ShowlidSnake 9 років тому +28

    Conan is getting even funnier!

  • @ProbableEffect
    @ProbableEffect 9 років тому +69

    Alright, seen a lot of people misinformed about the state of the game.
    The game is buggy and is unoptimized on every platform and it's sad for a game which doesn't seem too shabby. So don't defend Ubisoft, that'll be repeating what happened with Watch Dogs. Give them shit so they can improve, give smoother gameplay and better graphics. Not this laziness.

    • @tommyburke6732
      @tommyburke6732 9 років тому +3

      Totally agree but it's not as bad as people are making it out to be still a great game

    • @ProbableEffect
      @ProbableEffect 9 років тому

      Tommy Burke It varies, what platform are you playing it on?

    • @tommyburke6732
      @tommyburke6732 9 років тому

      Ps4 some problems but not game breaking

    • @rillyd9313
      @rillyd9313 9 років тому

      Every ac is riddled with glitches and idk why.

    • @tomklovert4353
      @tomklovert4353 9 років тому

      Tommy Burke Yeah Xbox One here and I'm not really seeing what's got everyone freaking out. I'm certainly not getting any thing near the framerates that people are suggesting and the game is honestly a little better than I expected.
      People just like to hate on anything.

  • @daveg.
    @daveg. 5 років тому +5

    5:15 Notre Dame... The good ol’ days.

  • @baaloulou
    @baaloulou 2 роки тому +8

    I watch this over and over and over again at different times, years and episodes of my life 😂

  • @thaxaspeckle2542
    @thaxaspeckle2542 2 роки тому +4

    When Conan referenced Marat, I was reminded that Conan studied History and literature at Harvard. He seems to be knowledgeable in History.

  • @siefoqaili7560
    @siefoqaili7560 5 років тому +5

    5:24 RIP notre dame cathedral

  • @taffysaur
    @taffysaur 4 роки тому +4

    Lol, I just love the little comments he makes as he’s actually engrossed in what’s happening.
    “(Gasp!) That’s the watch! My father gave it to me!”
    “He called me pisspot!”

  • @DRGARG
    @DRGARG 9 років тому +3

    Por favor CONNAN , segui haciendo esto que esta tremendo y tu genialidad de humor es muy buena