Clueless Gamer: Conan Reviews "Super Smash Bros." | CONAN on TBS

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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  4 роки тому +235

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  • @bahaibrahim4680
    @bahaibrahim4680 5 років тому +3909

    “I wish this game was about A guy taking a walk trying to find a cookie” close enough to death stranding

    • @OvertheHedge06
      @OvertheHedge06 4 роки тому +110

      Conan is in that game.

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 4 роки тому +33

      @@OvertheHedge06 too many celebrities in that damn game imho.

    • @hideofreakingkojima5457
      @hideofreakingkojima5457 4 роки тому +14

      @@dranzerjetli5126 I may have gone far in a few places....I think

    • @Jireblade
      @Jireblade 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like the next Walking simulator.

    • @Vodaph0ne
      @Vodaph0ne 4 роки тому +3

      I want some of what your on!

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 5 років тому +5499

    Aaron is the kind of friend everyone should have and deserves.

    • @iplayforfun2194
      @iplayforfun2194 4 роки тому +13

      100th like

    • @Culiaoficial
      @Culiaoficial 4 роки тому +50

      Thank you for saying that

    • @dcstyles0022
      @dcstyles0022 4 роки тому +27

      I wish I had friends that would be fun

    • @swedlepop7092
      @swedlepop7092 4 роки тому +75

      The one that gets made fun of a lot but everyone still loves him

    • @brianstryker4536
      @brianstryker4536 4 роки тому +151

      Everyone makes fun of him for his love of nerdy stuff. But he would 100% pick you up at the airport at 3am if you asked him to.

  • @libernox5376
    @libernox5376 8 років тому +912

    "So another game from the 70's can break out at any second." Wow, that got me.

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness 4 роки тому +1345

    i particularly love how Conan's proposed Nintendo game character is "Jib Jub." when he wrote for _The Simpsons,_ he created the name of JUB JUB, Patty's pet iguana.

    • @ramyap6410
      @ramyap6410 4 роки тому +50

      That's an informative trivia 😁

    • @beelzeboss9631
      @beelzeboss9631 3 роки тому +6

      He just kept saying Jub Jub

    • @misteryA555
      @misteryA555 3 роки тому +30

      He also uses Blip Blorp to describe characters in this game and the spacepeople in Among Us, so maybe they're both common Conan-isms

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому +1

      rofl best comment

    • @mwb52888
      @mwb52888 2 роки тому +1

      He actually got the name into Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

  • @jordanmoore7380
    @jordanmoore7380 9 років тому +2923

    "So it's the homicidal spoon hand boy versus Jared Leto"

  • @Xsore
    @Xsore 10 років тому +578

    I love how Conan has no idea what Animal Crossing is and who the villager is, but he describes him PERFECTLY!

    • @MrMarioMan369
      @MrMarioMan369 10 років тому +17

      The Villager's murderous description has nothing to do with Animal Crossing.

    • @Xsore
      @Xsore 10 років тому +77

      MrMarioMan369
      Right, but when he was announced for Smash Bros, they presented him in a way that made him look like a murderous axe wielder with spoon hands.

    • @Noxrad
      @Noxrad 10 років тому +12

      YES! XD I laughed so hard at that I thought I was going to die.

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 7 років тому +1315

    This is a brilliant way for Conan to connect with a younger audience. He brings the old school tv wit to the gaming generation and it fits like a glove

    • @frerejacques9542
      @frerejacques9542 4 роки тому +48

      yeah I love watching these two worlds colliding, they are so different that the contrast makes it funny

    • @daemon2470
      @daemon2470 2 роки тому +5

      Yes!

    • @clarice8604
      @clarice8604 2 роки тому +12

      Would you say it fits like a...Power Glove?

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Рік тому +1

      He grew up in the rising dawn & golden age of public arcade gaming and the first consoles and home computers, so I guarantee he brought input into doing this, and simply makes fun of how relatively sophisticated gaming has gotten since he put down his "pong paddle".

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness 4 роки тому +530

    i love how unironically Kirby applauds the actual winner. no grudge there.

  • @Robert328851
    @Robert328851 8 років тому +1463

    "Game. Good. We play now. Fire" haha

    • @TheBob8644
      @TheBob8644 8 років тому +25

      Is that how Melee player acted in the stone age?

    • @HeyNavi
      @HeyNavi 8 років тому +4

      Caw Muhn!

    • @joemkdd
      @joemkdd 4 дні тому

      ness mains

  • @kseries1981
    @kseries1981 10 років тому +3502

    "So everyone at Nintendo is on acid"
    Pretty much for the last 10 years

    • @aciddouche
      @aciddouche 10 років тому +72

      I bet the trillions of yen they got selling Wii's and DS's buys a lot of LSD! =D

    • @ugxsan
      @ugxsan 10 років тому +61

      Try the last 30 XD

    • @zxKAOS1
      @zxKAOS1 10 років тому +14

      Say what you will about Pokémon. It's been selling mad and I'm sure is to Nintendo as Ipods are to Apple.
      Otherwise, you just need to get past that Mario can breathe underwater, shoot fireballs underwater, or otherwise fly around the universe at warp 9

    • @Ravenholm337
      @Ravenholm337 10 років тому +1

      ugxsan 130

    • @Krsnik666
      @Krsnik666 10 років тому +4

      thejoser Since the DAWN OF TIME.

  • @TheJogocown
    @TheJogocown 8 років тому +1518

    "why would we fight if were in the middle of a willy wonka nightmare"

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 7 років тому +12

      4:44 He says "Why would we fight, WHEN we're in the middle of a willy wonka nightmare"

  • @drfdwf392
    @drfdwf392 5 років тому +246

    Conan's staff are more interesting and fun to watch on clueless gamer than most if not 99% or all of the celebrity guests.

  • @madisonr.2193
    @madisonr.2193 10 років тому +691

    "Are you familiar with Skyloft from Zelda?"
    Yes.
    "You're fired tomorrow."

    • @jamesstraub6182
      @jamesstraub6182 10 років тому +55

      THE VILLAGER LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE PUPPETS FROM HORROR MOVIES THAT COME TO LIFE AND MURDERS EVERYONE. Basically.

    • @madisonr.2193
      @madisonr.2193 10 років тому +33

      Spoons for hands... They're obviously knobs, Conan.

    • @jamesstraub6182
      @jamesstraub6182 10 років тому +17

      I actually loved this video

    • @Graphaeli
      @Graphaeli 10 років тому +3

      James Straub He hit the nail on the head with that one.

    • @SuperMarioJoe
      @SuperMarioJoe 10 років тому +1

      XD

  • @PeteringYT
    @PeteringYT 10 років тому +426

    Please Nintendo, add a Conan character and make him an elf that throws cookies.

    • @Thumastr12
      @Thumastr12 10 років тому +38

      You can probably do it yourself with the mii

    • @aciddouche
      @aciddouche 10 років тому +11

      Thumastr12 Something official from Nintendo would be much cooler though.

    • @luigigamerocker
      @luigigamerocker 10 років тому +1

      Groot and irrelevant within a few years.

    • @aciddouche
      @aciddouche 10 років тому +13

      luigigamerocker I seriously doubt Conan will be irrelevant in a few years.

    • @YancoxD
      @YancoxD 10 років тому +15

      Make a Conan Mii and add it to the game.

  • @Sompursone
    @Sompursone 9 років тому +540

    4:08
    Conan actually agrees with the majority of the fanbase. Wow.

    • @cl4911
      @cl4911 9 років тому

      +Jack Carson That's what I thought! :D

    • @ConsumeristScroffa
      @ConsumeristScroffa 8 років тому

      +Kevin Pfam I am wondering too.

    • @Sompursone
      @Sompursone 8 років тому +1

      ***** Sean Connery Well, who else is mentioned during the time stamp that I indicated in the original comment?

    • @ConsumeristScroffa
      @ConsumeristScroffa 8 років тому

      Jack Carson OK, I didn't get that, because it's the first time I see this character.

  • @Wasssup360
    @Wasssup360 5 років тому +4252

    Only true gamers know who John Adams is.

    • @thedinonugget2927
      @thedinonugget2927 5 років тому +31

      Wasssup360 😂you mean non true gamers lmao

    • @eoinkeane974
      @eoinkeane974 5 років тому +80

      Wasssup360 assassins creed 3

    • @hoangjo
      @hoangjo 4 роки тому +22

      Who?

    • @thefiend519
      @thefiend519 4 роки тому +14

      Wtf you mean true gamers

    • @Kesiif
      @Kesiif 4 роки тому +7

      Jonna ayyyyy thats my boi

  • @TechSource
    @TechSource 9 років тому +452

    This is gold. Start your own gaming channel already conan :)

  • @SuperSonic68
    @SuperSonic68 9 років тому +335

    Not gonna lie... From what I've seen, here, Conan is the BEST first-time Smash player I've seen. Especially one who doesn't play games! He was rolling, using air attacks, smash attacks, the works! Well done!

    • @packaderm135
      @packaderm135 9 років тому +20

      SuperSonic68 plus he makes it funny

    • @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo
      @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo 9 років тому +1

      SuperSonic68 super smash bros mele for game cube is so easy...... imm always gonna like super smash bros 64

    • @blearghbleorgh4663
      @blearghbleorgh4663 9 років тому +14

      SuperSonic68 They have a pro gamer off camera doing the actual playing.

    • @Toipeipoj
      @Toipeipoj 9 років тому +8

      scrooge McFuck Are you high? Melee is MUCH faster and has a lot more advanced mechanics. I love both games, but what you said just isnt true...

    • @XGazudin
      @XGazudin 9 років тому +1

      Typ waa yeah, let's call glitches just advanced mechanics from now on.

  • @captainhawk6695
    @captainhawk6695 8 років тому +2794

    I can't believe that they didn't know the second US president, everyone knows it Papa John

    • @highlyadept5200
      @highlyadept5200 8 років тому +71

      CaptainHawk Who cares though, they were racists.

    • @Hodense
      @Hodense 7 років тому +178

      Highly Adept and according to people 200 years in the future, you're a racist.

    • @miguelgonzalez6495
      @miguelgonzalez6495 7 років тому +30

      Nope, it's colonel sanders

    • @zeeblue1220
      @zeeblue1220 6 років тому +56

      Highly Adept John Adams was an abolitionist.

    • @grimreaper9115
      @grimreaper9115 6 років тому +15

      I'm not from the US, or from America in general, if they asked me I would have said Jefferson, so don't go around assuming things. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

  • @TheGamingCathedral
    @TheGamingCathedral 4 роки тому +1805

    "Is there a birthday suit Samus?"
    Rule 34, Conan... Rule 34.

    • @ronnie5220
      @ronnie5220 4 роки тому +24

      I thought of the ending of the og Metroid, but you are so right

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 4 роки тому +14

      pretty sure someone modded SSBB on Wii to make it.

    • @astriaibsah8975
      @astriaibsah8975 4 роки тому

      Jacob Jacob can confirm

    • @neontyphoon3761
      @neontyphoon3761 4 роки тому +3

      122223

    • @Bliu2th
      @Bliu2th 3 роки тому +2

      Well "Samus does go on Unknown Planets" very often

  • @ApoteosisGuitar
    @ApoteosisGuitar 8 років тому +1538

    Oh man, the banter... I've been watching these for an hour now and my face hurts from laughing

  • @tomiyu2297
    @tomiyu2297 9 років тому +1906

    "He looks like a puppet that comes to life and kills everyone"..... If only he knew..... We all fear the villager... All hail Villager

    • @TheCam920
      @TheCam920 9 років тому +11

      Lord Murabito shall return

    • @mohammadsadiq7608
      @mohammadsadiq7608 8 років тому +19

      RIP Kakyoin. DIO got rid of you.

    • @M0rteze
      @M0rteze 8 років тому +2

      +Kakyoin Noriaki Perfect for a horror movie

    • @legacy5049
      @legacy5049 8 років тому +19

      +Kakyoin Noriaki The Killager

    • @privateinformation9384
      @privateinformation9384 8 років тому +14

      It's ironic because Conan looks like Howdy Dudy.

  • @TheThegreatshinigami
    @TheThegreatshinigami 8 років тому +548

    "Birthday Suit Samus" I'm supported by an Iron lung now.

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 5 років тому +1

      There's was a mod for SSBB
      But that was a long time ago lol 😂

    • @Dark__Thoughts
      @Dark__Thoughts 5 років тому +1

      There are plenty of Rule 34 animations.

  • @michaelkennedy8303
    @michaelkennedy8303 5 років тому +345

    4:14 "So it's the homicidal spoon-hand boy Vs Jared Leto."

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 3 роки тому

      No offense, but at first I thought your avatar was a picture of a cross-dressing vampire (due to the condensed nature of it). After clicking on it, I can clearly see it's not.

  • @greenskiis
    @greenskiis 8 років тому +112

    "I looove these Yoga pants..." *gets hit in the ass with a barrel and falls off-screen* XD

  • @JoCoBrony
    @JoCoBrony 6 років тому +529

    “I love these yoga pants.”
    *falls off an airplane*

  • @jamiemartinez362
    @jamiemartinez362 6 років тому +820

    “Kramer what do you do on the show?”
    “Uhh, a lot of things.”
    “Yeah. Right.”

    • @jojo243
      @jojo243 4 роки тому +17

      @J Z he roasts everyone

    • @madnais
      @madnais 4 роки тому +15

      @J Z yes. It's obviously a joke. Do you have any sense of humor?

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 4 роки тому +5

      @J Z jeez

    • @seanhurley9216
      @seanhurley9216 4 роки тому +13

      Various related tasks is always the answer we are looking for

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому

      i know! 10000% accurate

  • @justanotheryoutubefan8070
    @justanotheryoutubefan8070 3 роки тому +230

    Aaron is the web guy, Kramer does a lot of things, and Jordan has various tasks😂😂

  • @BranoneMCSG
    @BranoneMCSG 8 років тому +652

    *looks at Stag Beatle* Conan: "Why do I have a cockroach?"
    Died.

  • @lucasg5021
    @lucasg5021 9 років тому +2744

    I wonder what Conan would think of Bayonetta...

    • @MrGamerTH
      @MrGamerTH 9 років тому +274

      Is there a birthday suit bayonetta? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @indigotyrannova6113
      @indigotyrannova6113 9 років тому +29

      +MrGamerTH well there was an ongoing joke in screw attack about her final smash

    • @MrGamerTH
      @MrGamerTH 9 років тому +21

      +Kaiju RoshugunVA she is naked in her game tho

    • @indigotyrannova6113
      @indigotyrannova6113 9 років тому +2

      MrGamerTH
      WOW

    • @lucasg5021
      @lucasg5021 9 років тому +3

      ***** LOL sounds about right. That's Conan enough for me

  • @CLuvTV
    @CLuvTV 5 років тому +901

    Alright dammit, one more, ONE MORE Conan video. Then go the hell to sleep

    • @bandulf6085
      @bandulf6085 4 роки тому +29

      Me right now and it's almost 3 am.

    • @opt6037
      @opt6037 4 роки тому +22

      That was me about 3 hours ago...

    • @adi9296
      @adi9296 4 роки тому +5

      Same, 3.33 here 😅

    • @AlamoOriginal
      @AlamoOriginal 4 роки тому +9

      I woke up in 3am and just binge watching Conan again

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 3 роки тому +4

      2 years later : just one more

  • @holaburger6075
    @holaburger6075 4 роки тому +484

    2:49 Conan would make it as a writer in Rick and Morty

    • @juliannurse5120
      @juliannurse5120 4 роки тому +56

      He was a writer for the Simpsons earlier in his career

    • @m015t5
      @m015t5 4 роки тому +13

      ikr that was something straight out of there

    • @stevecosmolove1045
      @stevecosmolove1045 4 роки тому +1

      hey show some respect to Conan

    • @stevecosmolove1045
      @stevecosmolove1045 4 роки тому +6

      love Ricky and Morty just saying, the man pioneered and inspired the time and space that made Ricky+Morty possible, show the man some respect

    • @jackcho8628
      @jackcho8628 4 роки тому +19

      @@stevecosmolove1045 calm down bro, the guy's just talking about how Conan's jibberish like "jib jub" and "blip blarp" sounds like Rick and Morty characters' names

  • @TheJoeBeshai
    @TheJoeBeshai 8 років тому +334

    My life would be complete if i could ever play video games with Conan.

    • @nickwalker1158
      @nickwalker1158 6 років тому +2

      me too just imagine dead or alive beach volley ball i would die !

  • @ringwraith10
    @ringwraith10 8 років тому +301

    "I wish it only had one button" -- looks like it's time for Conan to play Kirby Air Ride.

  • @JJw-ch5yq
    @JJw-ch5yq 9 років тому +39

    "His name's jib jub. what is he? He's a blip blarp. What's he do? He goes to gimbar." that was hysterical

  • @3fammy
    @3fammy 4 роки тому +105

    You can see how much conan loves history when Aaron failed to answer his sudden quiz 🤣

    • @tasteewheat393
      @tasteewheat393 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao right ?
      To see if he knows a little 😂

  • @TheExaltofDragon
    @TheExaltofDragon 10 років тому +240

    My biggest complaint with the game, they didn't go with Conan's box art.

  • @zedisded2501
    @zedisded2501 8 років тому +921

    his name is jib jub, hes a glib glorb, he goes to gimbar!

    • @TheWesTRMC
      @TheWesTRMC 8 років тому +125

      +Zedisded sounds like he could write for Rick and Morty

    • @fiendnewsnetwork9639
      @fiendnewsnetwork9639 6 років тому +6

      #jibjubforsmash

    • @Meerzie
      @Meerzie 6 років тому +12

      Jib Jub DLC confirmed

    • @garysimmons3166
      @garysimmons3166 6 років тому

      @@lemonade2473 it's a video. How were you watching the video and reading the comments at the same time? #fakenews #liarface

    • @nitinpandey6037
      @nitinpandey6037 6 років тому +1

      @@garysimmons3166 do u not have a mobile phone gary?

  • @charliesmodels647
    @charliesmodels647 5 років тому +159

    "Kirby is something left over on a construction site" 😂😂😂😂 im dying

    • @broekspijp41
      @broekspijp41 4 роки тому +6

      this had me laughing in tears 😭

  • @halwaffles
    @halwaffles 5 років тому +92

    “Why would we do any fighting if we are in the middle of a Willy Wonka nightmare?!”

  • @Echocookie8948
    @Echocookie8948 7 років тому +1933

    Is this the birth of the Killager? Technically I think Conan is the first person to point out that Villager looks like a homicidal maniac.

    • @MilesAway
      @MilesAway 7 років тому +152

      Nah, it's been a thing since E3

    • @hmulford3851
      @hmulford3851 7 років тому +85

      Huh? That was a thing since Smash 4 was first announced.

    • @dusty5981
      @dusty5981 6 років тому +4

      H Mulford yeah

    • @JamesSmith-ui4sw
      @JamesSmith-ui4sw 6 років тому +17

      Lol this was during the E3 so it may be.

    • @liekkianimaatio3652
      @liekkianimaatio3652 6 років тому +3

      Echocookie I was gonna say that

  • @BazTheStoryteller
    @BazTheStoryteller 6 років тому +139

    "Mario is applauding sarcastically."
    And he lost to his arch enemy, Bowser.

  • @larswyness1901
    @larswyness1901 5 років тому +56

    "I think this is a fantastically imaginative game, I myself wish it were simpler." I can almost hear Sakurai dying inside at that.

  • @eljayy91
    @eljayy91 5 років тому +150

    *So you are basically King Kong, and I’m an anaemic, eyeless, yoga instructor*

  • @ericbazinga
    @ericbazinga 8 років тому +254

    I'm gonna print out that Conan cover and put it on my copy of Smash Bros

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 6 років тому +10

      I'm honestly not sure if I've ever heard a better idea.

    • @nintendude794
      @nintendude794 6 років тому +9

      We need him to draw a new cover for Ultimate, too!

  • @muncraft5976
    @muncraft5976 8 років тому +1184

    "America just lost." Haha omg

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 6 років тому +11

      Those words have taken on a terrible new meaning, haven't they?

    • @ahyaahya2447
      @ahyaahya2447 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @otogun3324
      @otogun3324 5 років тому

      @@ericwood3709 yessir

    • @bobbyhernandez9756
      @bobbyhernandez9756 5 років тому

      It reflects how distracted we are and how we focus more on games than history

    • @tomasu301
      @tomasu301 5 років тому +3

      BOBBY Hernandez But that is totally ...bias. Not everyone is interesting in history. As long as they live without doing harm to the others, they are doing fine

  • @omegaplays1666
    @omegaplays1666 2 місяці тому +13

    2:46 this aged like fine wine considering the leaks

  • @Me4EverNatalie
    @Me4EverNatalie 8 років тому +170

    "tumorous benign growth" killing me conan

  • @Wilford870
    @Wilford870 10 років тому +288

    Funny how Conan asks "who was our second president" immediately after calling a horned beetle a cockroach :P

    • @zackolot
      @zackolot 10 років тому +20

      It's a fairly common mistake for people who never played animal crossing...

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 10 років тому +65

      zackolot What? Why? It's not like a horned beetle only exists in Animal Crossing.

    • @naruhearts1
      @naruhearts1 10 років тому +12

      zackolot Or understand science.

    • @Aggrofool
      @Aggrofool 10 років тому +1

      great catch

    • @Blueshirt38
      @Blueshirt38 10 років тому

      zackolot No, it really isn't. That would be like calling a dingo, a hyena. They look only slightly similar, and their only relation is being in the order of Carnivora - different family, genus, and species.

  • @StarCastersUniverse
    @StarCastersUniverse 4 роки тому +63

    I cannot believe how conan is so accurate with the games characters and im so happy he picked villager hes my favourite chaotic son

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 5 років тому +68

    "Hey, gang, we're having a street fight, grab a flower!"

  • @nickp2603
    @nickp2603 10 років тому +186

    How do people find this offensive? I love Super Smash Bros. and I died of laughter. This was hilarious! When he pointed out how Kirby was trying to clap I lost it. "He doesn't have arms, just tumorous benign growth"

  • @BabarKhanJaved
    @BabarKhanJaved 8 років тому +1022

    Today I learned that the 2nd American President was John Adams.

    • @couragedy89
      @couragedy89 8 років тому +31

      and I muttered 'Thomas Jefferson....?'

    • @loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397
      @loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 8 років тому +29

      2nd president is bill clinton dmbass!!!

    • @odiemodie1
      @odiemodie1 8 років тому +5

      Indeed! Whoever said watching Conan remotes wasn't educational?

    • @JohnDoe-mb2ny
      @JohnDoe-mb2ny 8 років тому +19

      No joke I'm not American nor have I ever lived there but even I knew that it was John Adams... smh

    • @ninjaprimate5093
      @ninjaprimate5093 8 років тому +1

      I'm talking to John

  • @DiamondRuby98
    @DiamondRuby98 10 років тому +81

    I noticed two things in life recently;
    Kpop fans and Gamers get offended about everything. Everyone getting offended by this are probably 30-40 year old man childs.
    He's a comedian, this is what he does (he's joking if you didn't comprehend that yet) and he's damn successful at doing that too, obviously.

    • @DevilSenpai
      @DevilSenpai 10 років тому +7

      I thought jokes were meant to be funny, this is just sad. Basically he's trying to get in on what the internet has been doing for years, which is even sadder.

    • @DiamondRuby98
      @DiamondRuby98 10 років тому +29

      LordanMasterHaruhi At least he is trying; I mean hosting your own talk show and actually going outside and doing things, because he's so rich explains why he doesn't know whats going on with the internet, because he doesn't sit in front of a computer 24/7 (now thats sad) he actually has a business, money, family. He doesn't need the internet like most low lives do. And he is funny. Millions of people think so too.

  • @jillian_fitz
    @jillian_fitz 4 роки тому +29

    this is truly a testament to how naturally funny Conan is, even when unintentionally describing the premise of Cookie Clicker

  • @profrickshaw
    @profrickshaw 8 років тому +365

    Homocidal Spoonhand Guy vs. Jared Leto

  • @RyanGiggsOBE
    @RyanGiggsOBE 9 років тому +61

    Conan has hit Aaron so many times he even flinches with Conan goes to pat him on the back.

  • @Silrian777
    @Silrian777 10 років тому +107

    Omg Conan is brilliant in this one, quite a few of his jokes have a level of truth to them.

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 10 років тому +42

      Like Zero Suit Samus being Rawwrrrr worthy? Yeah, I don't think anyone disagrees with that.

    • @Superjosh132
      @Superjosh132 10 років тому

      Can birthday suit samus be a mod please? IF THERE IS ANYONE GOOD AT MAKING MODS PLEASE BEGIN DEVELOPMENT

  • @jcp6
    @jcp6 4 роки тому +32

    2:27 I’m Dead he has no reaction and cuts straight to him chatting again 🤣🤣🤣

    • @janmichaelcjamisola
      @janmichaelcjamisola 4 роки тому +2

      This is probably my favorite gag in all of Clueless Gamer. Haha!

  • @DisgustedBatman
    @DisgustedBatman 9 років тому +48

    4:00 Funny how what Conan says about the villager is surprisingly accurate.

  • @jacobbrown2623
    @jacobbrown2623 8 років тому +657

    For those who actually don't know, John Adams was the second president. Jefferson was third.

    • @courage552
      @courage552 8 років тому +18

      you learn something new every day

    • @naveenkala2914
      @naveenkala2914 8 років тому +85

      Courage Ekhaguere and forget it instantly

    • @ventomario3251
      @ventomario3251 8 років тому +3

      Jacob Brown I was right!

    • @greybo123
      @greybo123 7 років тому +12

      For some reason I thought his name was Sam Adams lol

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 6 років тому +3

      I can't believe that one guy thought the second president was *Abraham Lincoln* ....cripes

  • @CapnShades
    @CapnShades 8 років тому +106

    2 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos I've seen in my life. Clueless Gamer is probably the premier reason I'm subscribed to this channel.

    • @tatteredprince2097
      @tatteredprince2097 8 років тому +4

      Clueless Gamer and Jordan Schlansky videos are ther best

    • @ThatLaloBoy
      @ThatLaloBoy 5 років тому +1

      Triumph: *Am I a joke to you?*
      Wiki Bear: *I'm Wiki-Bear!*

  • @gregm5275
    @gregm5275 5 років тому +47

    “Oh he was sleeping with his sleeping cap! He woke up when he was having his nap!”

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 3 роки тому +2

      funny thing, that's exactly how A Link to the Past begins.

  • @CrackSmonka
    @CrackSmonka 10 років тому +185

    That is not a cockroach, it's a beetle.

    • @Kuebel350
      @Kuebel350 10 років тому +20

      A stag beetle, to be more precise.

    • @someazndudeiguess
      @someazndudeiguess 10 років тому +10

      also known as kabuto in japan.

    • @Kuebel350
      @Kuebel350 10 років тому +42

      Jeffrey Bok Also known as Kabutops, after its evolution.

    • @kylenguyen7371
      @kylenguyen7371 10 років тому +2

      Kuebel350 roflmao

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 10 років тому +3

      Kuebel350 And then later it became a beetlesaurus regina.

  • @boodles6024
    @boodles6024 9 років тому +2902

    Conan is racist against elfs

    • @JaredPhilbrick
      @JaredPhilbrick 9 років тому +12

      +RyGuyTheGamer Conan is Racist Twards Link

    • @AnELK.
      @AnELK. 9 років тому +18

      +Jared “Philly” Philbrick link is a elf * face palm *

    • @clonesquad4874
      @clonesquad4874 9 років тому +47

      elfist

    • @Juanirva
      @Juanirva 9 років тому +39

      +Clone Squad Elfobic?

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 9 років тому +6

      +RyGuyTheGamer funny fact, link and zelda are humans.

  • @smartacious
    @smartacious 8 років тому +92

    "I said benign, so please don't write in" lol

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 6 років тому +7

      Lol. Being in the business that long, he knew what would be coming. It's crazy what people take offense to.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 років тому +3

      @@ktm3644 They're offended by just the mention of the word "tumor", since it pertains to cancer, so he added "benign" in the hopes that they wouldn't be offended, or at lest less offended.

  • @wales2k4747
    @wales2k4747 4 роки тому +99

    “Is this one of the guys from Daft Punk?”

  • @choknater
    @choknater 8 років тому +14

    2:33 the editors' comedic timing is genius in all of conan's sketches. hilarious!

  • @gobthegreat7797
    @gobthegreat7797 7 років тому +77

    "Why do I have a cockroach?"
    Conan, that's clearly a beetle.

  • @JoshJackson
    @JoshJackson 10 років тому +801

    All gamers googled "who was our second president" after watching this video.

    • @JoshJackson
      @JoshJackson 10 років тому

      hey Christopher Yin :D

    • @christopheryin9690
      @christopheryin9690 10 років тому

      hey josh

    • @JoshJackson
      @JoshJackson 10 років тому +7

      see you at the crazy love bible study this Friday!

    • @anlaaranilde
      @anlaaranilde 10 років тому +61

      George "Thug" Washington + Homeboy John Adams
      Homeking John Adams + Jefferson the Dude with the Plan
      Jefferson the Dude who Finished His Plan + Aaron Burr, Law Cheater + James Madison, Bro of the Consitution
      James Madison, King of the West + Elbridge Who the Hell Garry
      James Did I Do Something Monroe + Daniel Who Thompkins
      John Fat Adams + Other John
      Andrew Yo I'm a Twenty Jackson + Martin Van Bald Buren
      Martin Van Buren + Richard not-really-a-mentor Johnson
      William Damn Why Ain't I Retired Harrison + Thug Tyler
      Lone Wolf Tyler
      James K. Doesn't Know How to Polka + George Mayor of Philadelphia and not Dallas
      Zachary Taylor, the Man With the Gun + MILLHOUSE MANASTORM!...I mean Millard Fillmore
      Millhouse Manastorm
      Franklin Dapper + William Dapper
      James Buchanan, not the Buchanan in 24 + John C. Break-ridges
      Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter...right? + Hannibal Lector...I mean Hamlin + Andrew Yo Didn't We Do Him Already Johnson
      Andrew Johnson "Fuck Abe Got Shot!"
      Ulysses "Dragonslayer" S. Grant + Schuyler Actually Useful Colfax + Henry Screw Slave Power Wilson
      Rutherford B. Hayes...who is he again? + William A. Wheelchair...what do you mean that's another president?
      James A Man From Ohio and not Garfield the cat + Yo dude rolled solo
      Grover Cleveland...not that Cleveland + Thomas A. Hendricks, Hey Democrats (post-civil war, don't get too offended) Ain't So Bad In the North!
      Benjamin Harrison "The Senate is better anyway" + Adlai Steve...he is legally able to hold his position, right?
      William McKinley, "I won a war, guise" + Moustache man + Rooster man
      Theodore YEE-HAW Roostervelvet + Charles W. HOLY CRAP WHERE IS HIS FACE
      TAFT. That is all you need to know. + Sunny Jim
      Woodrow "Keep Us Out of Wa--What? Oh, he actually got us into the war. Well, we won, didn't we? What do you mean Canada carried us? Get out of here, commie." + Thomas R. Cool Enough to be a Field Marshal
      Warren G. Hardon + Calvin Coolaid
      Saint Coolaid + Charles Darwin...I mean Charles G. Dawes
      Hoover the Man who was on top of the Crashing World + Charles...he has Native American blood?
      Franklin Roostervelvet + A bunch of people
      Harry S. Trueman and not a Commie, man! + DUDE THIS GUY AGREED TO PROHIBITION SCREW HIM
      God General Eisenhower + Richard "Aren't you too old to be president?" Nexon....I mean Nixon. Screw Nexon.
      TV Chose Kennedy, Radio Chose Nixon. TV won + Lyndon B. Johnson "Better even out our votes"
      Lyndon "Better Pick Up the Pieces" Johnson + "Human rights" Humphrey
      Richard "No, seriously, aren't you too old to be president?" Nixon + People, I guess.
      Gerald "Good Thing He Doesn't Make Fords" + Art Rockefeller
      Jimmy...oh my goodness he is still alive better not say anything bad about him...Carter + Walter Mondale
      King of Team Reagan + Bush Senior
      Bush Senior + Who? Quayle? Yeah, sure, whatever.
      CLING-TON, Leader of "Earth" + I'm Super Cereal, Guise. Manbearpig is OUT THERE.
      Bush "You Are With Us or You Are Against Us. Neutral or too-small-to-make-a-difference apparently means nothing." George. I swear, that isn't backwards. + Dick, yeah, yeah, Cheney
      I'm sure you know who this is + Michelle Obama + Joe Mumble
      umad?

    • @JoshJackson
      @JoshJackson 10 років тому +2

      no

  • @demers6178
    @demers6178 5 років тому +10

    8:03 “Look I’m actually doing better than I’ve done so far, mashing the controller against my chest” hahahaha

  • @weplaydthis
    @weplaydthis 8 років тому +16

    Sona deserves so many props. I love her dynamic with Conan. So funny how she mockingly panders to him.

  • @Made_In_Heaven88
    @Made_In_Heaven88 10 років тому +138

    ''Everyone at Nintendo is on acid'' XD

    • @ziqi92
      @ziqi92 10 років тому +55

      if you just stop and think about how STRANGE the mario universe must have sounded on paper when miyamoto first came up with the concept back in the early 80s...i'd have to agree.

    • @Logan0813
      @Logan0813 10 років тому +5

      All the brick blocks the you destroy for gold are people that got changed........creppy isn't it

    • @ZombifiedDuder
      @ZombifiedDuder 10 років тому

      AegonTheConqueror Not people, Toads. They act like people, but nobody actually cares about them, so it's fine. :P

    • @zoneD100
      @zoneD100 10 років тому

      .. all the time!

    • @Logan0813
      @Logan0813 10 років тому

      ZombifiedDuder Toad......Key word is coming........PEOPLE lol

  • @seancanttalk
    @seancanttalk 8 років тому +45

    "how do i make jimmy carter show up... and just bum me out" lmao

  • @corvusendo
    @corvusendo 5 років тому +16

    i love how he was right about villager being a "puppet in a horror movie that comes to life and murders everyone"

  • @JC21
    @JC21 10 років тому +178

    Even HE knows the Villager is a serial killer!

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 10 років тому +10

      It's just too obvious, man. Thankfully we're all aware of it now...that'll stop his plans for a little longer...
      (Seriously though, Conan is probably aware of the memes)

    • @donzaloog1400
      @donzaloog1400 10 років тому +11

      It's all in his eyes.

    • @LMaruchan
      @LMaruchan 10 років тому

      "WHY IS HE HOLDING A COCKROACH?!"
      Well, how do you think serial killers usually are like? XD

  • @FutureShock713
    @FutureShock713 10 років тому +154

    That's a beetle, Conan.

    • @FancyKerbloops
      @FancyKerbloops 10 років тому +14

      Kabuto Beetle.

    • @IkigaiJin
      @IkigaiJin 10 років тому +42

      He's too rich to recognize what a roach looks like...

    • @trinity8675309
      @trinity8675309 10 років тому +71

      Someone ought to do a Fan Correction

    • @Denu85
      @Denu85 10 років тому +22

      ooh i think he's made an error...

    • @RealWonderboy
      @RealWonderboy 10 років тому

      a cockroach is a beetle. silly :P

  • @giygas_9577
    @giygas_9577 8 років тому +43

    "Why would we fight when we're in the middle of a Willy Wonka nightmare?!" XD

  • @capril5140
    @capril5140 4 роки тому +33

    when you thought you would never like this series because you're not a gamer but then realized how wrong you were because this is Conan.

  • @CMDR_John_Crichton
    @CMDR_John_Crichton 10 років тому +16

    5:20
    "YOU KNOW ALL THIS SHIT!!!!"

  • @sahilgupta5667
    @sahilgupta5667 9 років тому +205

    He was holding a beetle...

  • @NotMikey437
    @NotMikey437 5 років тому +55

    "You're fired tomorrow" omg Conans instant wit is awesome.

  • @julian-ze2ed
    @julian-ze2ed 5 років тому +49

    “Look at her skin, you can tell she’s totally vegan” 😂😂hahaha

  • @niceguy909
    @niceguy909 10 днів тому +16

    rest in peace jimmy carter

    • @yedi2117
      @yedi2117 10 днів тому +2

      I came looking for this comment

    • @pablothinghouse
      @pablothinghouse 9 днів тому +4

      I spat out my drink reading this, a current event in the comment section of a random ass conan video

  • @cantoxii6016
    @cantoxii6016 5 років тому +28

    time for my annual conan binge. surprised it's come so early this year

    • @HigherKaiju
      @HigherKaiju 2 роки тому +1

      I’m here for annual binge

  • @atranraikany768
    @atranraikany768 8 років тому +7

    I can't believe how spot on Conan was with how the Villager is seen as this homicidal maniac...and that barrel at 5:57 killed me.

  • @Drakelx55
    @Drakelx55 4 роки тому +14

    “I wish there was one button, move forward and eat cookie”
    Conan you just described an Atari game

  • @AnimagicMissile
    @AnimagicMissile 8 років тому +65

    8:32 Someone needs to tell Conan about walking simulators...

  • @Jombo1
    @Jombo1 9 років тому +36

    2:49 This is how Game Freak creates their Pokemon.

  • @WilbertBeltman
    @WilbertBeltman 8 років тому +671

    Sometimes I feel bad for the "nerd of the staff" forgot his name. I can tell he truly loves playing games and sometimes is really excited about a game and then Conan just shits all over it, but its funny and I know he doesn't feel bad or anything xd

    • @mbsdx
      @mbsdx 8 років тому +81

      He's his producer lol

    • @WilbertBeltman
      @WilbertBeltman 8 років тому +48

      Well my point was just even though I know that he knows its just jokin around and isn't bothered by it. Sometimes I feel bad for him probably because I can tell he loves games and I had plenty times when I am excited about a game and have a friend try it they act like Conan xd I like clueless gamer and love the dianamic I can just relate I guess xd

    • @jackwalsh9956
      @jackwalsh9956 8 років тому +83

      Wilbert Beltman he probably knows it's just for comedy

    • @geddoe316
      @geddoe316 8 років тому +7

      Aaron blair.....or blairt? I believe. I do get what you mean though. I think banters well with conan, but of course now it is nothing but celebs

    • @javierhernandez1555
      @javierhernandez1555 7 років тому +9

      Wilbert Beltman I don't feel bad at all. Dude probably gets paid a lot to play games and he gets to be on TV and all. Plus Conan is ass to everyone; not personal.

  • @extremelyonline
    @extremelyonline 9 днів тому +5

    the jimmy carter joke caught me off guard

  • @ritamhando1053
    @ritamhando1053 10 років тому +22

    Probably one of my favorite videos on UA-cam.

  • @thatgiambalvoguy
    @thatgiambalvoguy 9 років тому +375

    Conan for Smash

    • @MagicMaster667
      @MagicMaster667 9 років тому +6

      Conan wins the Ballot.

    • @indigotyrannova6113
      @indigotyrannova6113 9 років тому +4

      +ThatGiambalvoGuy Conan for next anouncer......after markiplier

    • @thatgiambalvoguy
      @thatgiambalvoguy 9 років тому +1

      Kaiju RoshugunVA
      Oooh. I could actually see Markiplier being a pretty good announcer. For Smash and Street Fighter

    • @indigotyrannova6113
      @indigotyrannova6113 9 років тому

      ThatGiambalvoGuy
      cause it's epic??

    • @thesaucypickle9866
      @thesaucypickle9866 9 років тому

      +Kaiju RoshugunVA fuck markiplier he doesn't even play smash

  • @Magmaster13
    @Magmaster13 10 років тому +93

    I can name every single character in this game and their back story and name every pokemon and I still know the second president is John Adams.

    • @jludwig5374
      @jludwig5374 10 років тому +4

      What is known as "the date that will live in infamy"? And who was the president in office at this time?

    • @kylekrupa9476
      @kylekrupa9476 10 років тому +2

      Quickly there is still hope for America!!!!

    • @ElFamosoArt
      @ElFamosoArt 10 років тому +7

      k.

    • @Magmaster13
      @Magmaster13 10 років тому +9

      R. Robin Pearl Harbor Day, Franklin Delano Roosevelt as President.

    • @jludwig5374
      @jludwig5374 10 років тому +8

      Magmaster13 ya I can't know if you Google searched it or actually knew that but you got it right

  • @anthonyalzamora4566
    @anthonyalzamora4566 4 роки тому +47

    I’ve never heard anyone make a cat sound to a Nintendo girl. Ever.

  • @InspectaMorze
    @InspectaMorze 10 років тому +136

    I remember way back on SSB for gamecube, when i was a lot younger, my friend always told me Sonic and Tails were secret unlockable characters.. now i see Sonic is actually on there! oh shiiit

    • @awesomeguy2009
      @awesomeguy2009 10 років тому +44

      He was also in SSBB.

    • @InspectaMorze
      @InspectaMorze 10 років тому +4

      Isit, Melee was the last one i played so i never knew that.. thanks

    • @lylatfox4
      @lylatfox4 10 років тому +3

      ***** brawl was the last one, look it up.

    • @InspectaMorze
      @InspectaMorze 10 років тому +8

      will do, thanks.

    • @ZERO19951012
      @ZERO19951012 10 років тому

      the sonic thing in ssbm was a rumor

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 10 років тому +264

    Honestly, this is pretty funny

    • @metalovermatter4045
      @metalovermatter4045 4 роки тому +12

      conan allways is

    • @azarishere6442
      @azarishere6442 4 роки тому +1

      Oh hi, damn i used to watch your channel a lot a few years back. Guess its time to bindge watch all the episodes again heh

    • @haydenfoley6102
      @haydenfoley6102 3 роки тому

      All of his clueless gamer is

  • @Ann-ns8rw
    @Ann-ns8rw 8 років тому +107

    I love when Conan does these with Aaron, my favourite kind of videos 😂

  • @CrimsonGrowlithe
    @CrimsonGrowlithe 6 років тому +32

    “WHY IS PONG HERE?!?”