Polar Bear Police Force

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @crystalcereal273
    @crystalcereal273 4 роки тому +7963

    Disgusting this is why the bear jail system doesn’t work, they get no education and go right back into jail smh

    • @un_belli_vable5506
      @un_belli_vable5506 4 роки тому +271

      Syd should start a bear school next.

    • @volodyadykun6490
      @volodyadykun6490 4 роки тому +125

      @@un_belli_vable5506 he has the shotgun, the most important part of school

    • @bamtastick9141
      @bamtastick9141 3 роки тому +69

      @@volodyadykun6490 just like public school

    • @obedulloa6219
      @obedulloa6219 3 роки тому +122

      They probably become repeated offenders just to go back to besr jail cause they are better off there than on the cold bear streets

    • @bully_hunter_7776
      @bully_hunter_7776 3 роки тому +9

      @@bamtastick9141 wow. Just wow

  • @alexd4566
    @alexd4566 5 років тому +3064

    *bear gets dragged across rocks by its feet*
    Subtitles: (soft jazzy music)

  • @snakeking5009
    @snakeking5009 3 роки тому +2243

    "What's your job?"
    "I shoot fireworks at polar bears, sometimes from a helicopter."

    • @dr.sandflea810
      @dr.sandflea810 3 роки тому +68

      We need him he is the only thing us from the great bear war

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 роки тому +77

      You mock him but he protects our fragile society from total chaos. It would be unbearable.

    • @snakeking5009
      @snakeking5009 3 роки тому +18

      @@notatrollll I see what you did there.

    • @kylelavine6646
      @kylelavine6646 3 роки тому +12

      That sounds so badass

    • @loganmyers3491
      @loganmyers3491 3 роки тому +5

      I mean I'd be intrigued if someone gave me that answer lmao

  • @virtualmartini
    @virtualmartini 5 років тому +3066

    9:39 "It goes by the name of Brutus."
    The way they phrased this makes it sound like the bear calls himself Brutus.

    • @miqseri
      @miqseri 5 років тому +309

      He propably does tbh

    • @guaceldono7231
      @guaceldono7231 5 років тому +247

      You gonna judge what the bear calls himself? It’s his life, not yours

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 5 років тому +89

      Lil' Brutus

    • @alexstromberg7696
      @alexstromberg7696 5 років тому +11

      Underated comment

    • @I_Cypher
      @I_Cypher 5 років тому +33

      Virtual Martini et tu, Brute?

  • @nuckle5525
    @nuckle5525 5 років тому +5110

    “They treat the bears with respect” drags the bear on rocks and throws him in bear jail

    • @Positivity4ever
      @Positivity4ever 4 роки тому +92

      They also said without food or water

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 роки тому +84

      The best thing is they done this so much the bear actually got domicile look at how used to he is when the poeple are near him he happily licks his tongue. You could pet that guy and he wouldnt hurt you of course hes coming back to the towns he knows they dont hurt him.
      They probably think if they get hungry and cant find anything they will get something if they go to the town. Idiots.

    • @bitehero
      @bitehero 4 роки тому +35

      They dont feed them or give them water when they lock them up so there isn't a reason they would want to go back to bear jail. Idiot.

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 роки тому +25

      @@bitehero yea I'm sure they don't feed the for weeks that sounds nothing like animal cruelty.. Well I guess judging from the pulling him over the rocks nothing would surprise me. How about you don't call someone names and just give me the information you obviously know. I'm not a bear jail pro like you I only watched the video so if you know something I don't why don't you go ahead and say it.

    • @lope1016
      @lope1016 4 роки тому +30

      MrPierreBoch “How about you don’t call people names” I’m sorry weren’t you the one who called people “idiots”.fucking hypocrites.

  • @RHATED
    @RHATED 4 роки тому +1146

    “The bears are held without food or wa..........especially the children on churchill”
    Best cut ever

    • @dustyyshellz1320
      @dustyyshellz1320 3 роки тому +17

      Facts wtf😂

    • @joat6774
      @joat6774 3 роки тому +28

      No cap I used to live in Churchill, I grew up there and it’s awesome watching this cause I know the guy

    • @martian5983
      @martian5983 2 роки тому

      @@joat6774 Where do u live now?

    • @shortleader0958
      @shortleader0958 2 роки тому +7

      wait how do they survive 3 weeks without food

    • @mathuchavivi3352
      @mathuchavivi3352 2 роки тому +9

      @@shortleader0958 they probably have enough fat to survive that but idk

  • @monauralsnail0669
    @monauralsnail0669 5 років тому +7165

    The bears just all chill cause he’s done this 8 times “oh you’re fixing my legs, thanks guys see, ya next time syd.”

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 4 роки тому +51

      Yeah as if that was his doctor or something

    • @rileyschrader8285
      @rileyschrader8285 4 роки тому +40

      Brutus has most likely already done it 2 times by now, he's too hooked, best bear ever

    • @faye_isc
      @faye_isc 4 роки тому +3

      i knoooww riiighhhttt ???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @integenevieve9970
      @integenevieve9970 4 роки тому +36

      i think brutus is now going back for the 11th time now

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 роки тому +25

      Nobody ....
      Not a single soul....
      Americans: they can detect a seal *10 football fields away from them*

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +4584

    Every bear gangsta till it gets sent to bear jail

    • @jared8515
      @jared8515 5 років тому +55

      Can a Bigfoot get sent to Bigfoot jail?

    • @jeremyclarkson3527
      @jeremyclarkson3527 5 років тому +55

      @@jared8515 there's only one Bigfoot so we just send it to human prison

    • @AnOceanOnFire
      @AnOceanOnFire 5 років тому +30

      All bears are gangsta, fucking beautiful beasts, could swipe my jaw of like it was a fleck of dirt, or rip my arm of like taking a leaf from a tree

    • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
      @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +6

      @@jared8515 I hope not

    • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
      @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +3

      @Username fd lol yeah

  • @ShiningDarknes
    @ShiningDarknes 4 роки тому +2412

    8 time repeat offender.
    Police: "I hope we'll never see him again"
    Brutus in bear speak: "Ok boys that was a lot of fun see you guys in a few weeks! I love you guys."

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 роки тому +89

      Bears starting to like tranqs a bit too much. “Oh no officer, not again, you wouldn’t dare shoot me again in my big bear butt, uwu”

    • @oscarstaszky1960
      @oscarstaszky1960 3 роки тому +1

      @@notatrollll at that point I might as well stab my own dick with that tranquilizer instead to surprise(or traumatize) that damn bear

    • @warpedwhimsical
      @warpedwhimsical 3 роки тому +14

      The bear is definitely just a fan of the tranq and going back for more lmao

    • @TheTimbs_
      @TheTimbs_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@notatrollll they develop an immunity to tranqs, it will only anger them.

    • @gabephillips2867
      @gabephillips2867 2 роки тому +14

      @@notatrollll "be back when i need my next fix, thanks syd ur the best dealer"

  • @bretts.7488
    @bretts.7488 5 років тому +6495

    “Always treating the bear with respect and care.”
    As they drag it over rocks while it’s to stoned to resist

    • @symeon5518
      @symeon5518 4 роки тому +261

      And then lock it up in bear jail

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 роки тому +438

      You should see what they do to black bears.

    • @bretts.7488
      @bretts.7488 4 роки тому +31

      Sorow Fame oh dear

    • @toomanysandwiches8665
      @toomanysandwiches8665 4 роки тому +156

      @@SorowFame bear lives matter 😔✊🏻

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 4 роки тому +65

      As they show the close up of it's face, and it's eyes silently scream "Hey, I'm still conscious fuckers!"

  • @propsko2689
    @propsko2689 5 років тому +4925

    All jokes aside, this is a pretty respectable job. Guy puts himself out there to make sure no one gets harmed, and that the bears get to live.

    • @Razvii
      @Razvii 5 років тому +495

      Yeah but what about that cameraman? Dude's got the steel balls of a cannon

    • @yougetdestroyed1853
      @yougetdestroyed1853 5 років тому +334

      why tf do they put them in jail

    • @user-ni9yx3tp3z
      @user-ni9yx3tp3z 5 років тому +7

      Win win

    • @maddiewhatever441
      @maddiewhatever441 5 років тому +375

      @@yougetdestroyed1853 They have to keep them away from the town and it's kinda a form of 'punishment'. Sway them into staying away. Plus I think it gives them the opportunity to check up on the bears as well.

    • @swivelshivel6576
      @swivelshivel6576 5 років тому +400

      YouGetDestroyed
      It’s a observation/deterrent type deal. They do it to check on the polar bears overall health, and the polar bears go “this is fucking ass”

  • @Randomturtle001
    @Randomturtle001 4 роки тому +2575

    8:47
    "Nothing makes me feel more resp..."
    Sees bear now getting grabbed by the head as well.
    Start's losing it again.

    • @cloudshifter
      @cloudshifter 3 роки тому +134

      Funniest part is that the bear is conscious and is literally acting like sleep paralysis

    • @SomeGuy-yl1bx
      @SomeGuy-yl1bx 3 роки тому +147

      @@cloudshifter Imagine your sleep paralysis demon starting dragging you around like this. Bear sleep paralysis demons don’t mess around.

    • @MrBradshawbenjamin
      @MrBradshawbenjamin 3 роки тому +15

      WHEEZE

    • @weeb_french_turkish_hater
      @weeb_french_turkish_hater 3 роки тому +2

      seen the vid thanks
      the timestamp is enough

    • @maik-dn6gr
      @maik-dn6gr 3 роки тому +5

      this gives a whole new meaning to Respect the elderly

  • @v4rr0lot3k6
    @v4rr0lot3k6 5 років тому +8408

    The bear respecting part had me on the floor cry-laughing

    • @themememixers8965
      @themememixers8965 4 роки тому +126

      Vorlock After Dark who doesn’t start laughing whenever they watch it?

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 4 роки тому +87

      The bear on the floor had me on the floor cry-laughing

    • @garrett9550
      @garrett9550 4 роки тому +283

      I was dying. “We treat bears with the utmost respect.” Proceeds to pick it up by its fucking ears.

    • @connorcurry7810
      @connorcurry7810 4 роки тому +112

      It was like they were pulling a bear rug, a drunk bear rug

    • @bisuu7184
      @bisuu7184 4 роки тому +20

      Lmaooo i choked on my saliva laughing

  • @HandMadeFilms
    @HandMadeFilms 5 років тому +3594

    *hear horn honking and fireworks in your small town*
    "ah, just Sid scaring the bears again"

  • @weirdosheep619
    @weirdosheep619 4 роки тому +220

    Brutus looked so kind and snuggly when he was still half-drugged. I know he could (and probably would) still rip my face off, but he's so cute lol.

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Рік тому +24

      yeah there's no way he's not at least somewhat like that, i mean he's an "8 time repeat offender" (even though i'm pretty sure he did literally nothing during the capture that was filmed), he's absolutely somewhat accustomed to interactions with people.

    • @mothmansleftwing
      @mothmansleftwing Рік тому

      i’d be willing to risk it all to just give him a smooch on the head. if i die i die, but i’ll die with my dreams fulfilled

  • @my-names-justin987
    @my-names-justin987 5 років тому +1583

    We did indeed treat the bear respectfully. It’s ok he’s fine being dragged across rocks and getting his face played with by Syd

    • @_finale
      @_finale 5 років тому +39

      "played" with by Syd

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 5 років тому +14

      @Juan Cortez Muro Juan you are gay

    • @jarrettmaltry6305
      @jarrettmaltry6305 5 років тому +15

      They’re stupid fuckin tough, prolly wouldn’t feel it if it was conscious. Let alone that pussy shotgun putting one down if it was awake and charged, it’d prolly take a few clean shots

    • @drewobie4726
      @drewobie4726 5 років тому +19

      jarrett maltry if i didn’t know any better i’d suspect u were a bear urself

    • @superbtrilogy5049
      @superbtrilogy5049 5 років тому +7

      Honestly that position might have been the best way to carry him due to carry his head would cause back injury on both the carrier and the polar bear

  • @lily-dy6em
    @lily-dy6em 5 років тому +731

    i laughed immediately after reading the title cus i just imagined a police force full of polar bears

    • @noobula7
      @noobula7 4 роки тому +31

      lily yeah, I thought they were using police bears instead of police dogs

    • @colmmcgee3558
      @colmmcgee3558 4 роки тому

      Rly tho?

    • @Vidrack
      @Vidrack 4 роки тому +9

      Fr. The bear in the thumbnail using a speed gun whilst hiding lol

    • @jabbersart6218
      @jabbersart6218 4 роки тому +8

      I guess it technically did happen in Zootopia

    • @Beebz29
      @Beebz29 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Prenger sounds like a fantastic idea tbh

  • @bouncyballblue
    @bouncyballblue 4 роки тому +413

    I don't think I've ever heard Charlie laugh as much as he does at 8:29 at them "treating the polar bear with respect and care"

    • @Install312
      @Install312 Рік тому +5

      Ikr! By far the hardest I’ve seen him laugh at anything

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 Рік тому

      @@Install312look up”i was the best art student”

  • @WetCiggizz
    @WetCiggizz 5 років тому +1719

    “This is our covert bear trap”
    *Has sign saying “bear trap”*
    Man once bears learn to read we’re all dead

    • @justinmielsch5936
      @justinmielsch5936 5 років тому +20

      Red-Eyed- Ranger a colvert pipe trap he is talking about what the trap is made of..... the idiots putting the subtitles wrong

    • @zecchinoroni
      @zecchinoroni 5 років тому +2

      @@justinmielsch5936 aren't the subtitles automatic?

    • @lordswagman1419
      @lordswagman1419 4 роки тому

      Groovy Satan bot these ones

    • @zecchinoroni
      @zecchinoroni 4 роки тому +1

      @@lordswagman1419 yes they are. it says "auto-generated"

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 4 роки тому +2

      @@zecchinoroni some are, some aren't. All videos have auto generated subtitles, but sometimes, someone makes subtitles for a video. And that's what they did for the video that Charlie was watching, so no they actually aren't

  • @Alpacacx
    @Alpacacx 5 років тому +9880

    Couldn't stop laughing when they were dragging him with such "respect" lmao

  • @xyrone4357
    @xyrone4357 4 роки тому +282

    The thumbnail is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

    • @spam1028
      @spam1028 3 роки тому +25

      Bonjour

    • @ThatChester
      @ThatChester 3 роки тому +44

      Nothing is more cuter than seeing a floof ball peeking at you from a safe distance knowing that it can shred you to pieces in mere seconds.

    • @Пинагод
      @Пинагод 3 роки тому +13

      Finally, someone acknowledged the thumbnail.

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +3

      Yessss

  • @Yeetyeti69
    @Yeetyeti69 5 років тому +1474

    That means Brutus has done 6 months in jail because he’s been caught 8 times he gets held for three weeks at a time that’s equal to 24 weeks. 24 weeks is equivalent to six months YOLO BRUTUS

    • @LUCSchnl
      @LUCSchnl 5 років тому +80

      And that is rediculous that they are wasting away bears lives like that (I'm pretty sure the bears have no idea what is happening)

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 4 роки тому +180

      free the homie brutus

    • @amyheather8134
      @amyheather8134 4 роки тому +40

      Brutus do be looking like knows Syd tho

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 роки тому +105

      @@LUCSchnl well I bet the bears think they live there. I mean they get food there for not doing anything of course they will come back to town. Look at how chill the bear is he thinks those officers are his buddys.

    • @LUCSchnl
      @LUCSchnl 4 роки тому +16

      @@sirweebs2914 yeah but a polar bear should have a big area to stay not a little pen

  • @WillBilliam
    @WillBilliam 5 років тому +1690

    8:29
    This is the hardest I have ever laughed in my 14 months with Charlie

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 роки тому +66

      I almost died when I watched the first video I saw of Cooking with Kay he made. It was 2 am and I was in my bed screaming in laughter haha someone most liekly heard me and thought Im crazy ^^

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому +8

      @@sirweebs2914 ha

    • @MrFish-dc1zm
      @MrFish-dc1zm 4 роки тому +5

      Omfg 😂😂😂

    • @rapidcougar3785
      @rapidcougar3785 4 роки тому +3

      Same Same i was squeal laughing

    • @eyetextico9179
      @eyetextico9179 4 роки тому +2

      Yeh yeah me too

  • @domeinhg8372
    @domeinhg8372 3 роки тому +196

    "Nothing makes me feel more resp-"
    *WHEEZE*

  • @takashiari1598
    @takashiari1598 5 років тому +682

    I think I've never seen Charlie lose it this much lol

    • @willthryn497
      @willthryn497 5 років тому +50

      Takashiari except for julian the dog trainer lol

    • @1112-m6p
      @1112-m6p 5 років тому +85

      @@willthryn497 only borderline animal abuse can bring him that much joy

    • @papipickle9580
      @papipickle9580 5 років тому +3

      @@willthryn497 The dog trainer is the funniest one

    • @ronaldohernandez236
      @ronaldohernandez236 5 років тому

      Papi Pickle name of Vid??

    • @papipickle9580
      @papipickle9580 5 років тому +1

      @@ronaldohernandez236 ua-cam.com/video/lfUfWTqwB7c/v-deo.html

  • @lucastardjopawiro3698
    @lucastardjopawiro3698 5 років тому +1647

    1:00 aah yes, the American unit of length, footballfields.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +105

      They don’t expect Americans to know “1 kilometer” so they used “10 football fields”
      Hmm… we might yet be able to get America to use metric…

    • @Twizz435
      @Twizz435 5 років тому +137

      Why would we know how far a kilometer is. Our schools were to busy teaching us a history they made up to make America look good, and math that in 23 years I have never used.

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 5 років тому +21

      @@Twizz435 pretty irritating right

    • @josh8106
      @josh8106 5 років тому +46

      I’m American and this drives me absolutely nuts. I’m like okay 10 football fields is 1000 yards and a yard is close to a meter so that’s about a kilometer WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THAT. Fricken boomers man.

    • @FacitOmniaVoluntas.
      @FacitOmniaVoluntas. 5 років тому +25

      Sounds more badass than 'three quarters of a mile'

  • @walkgleeshwalk4635
    @walkgleeshwalk4635 4 роки тому +661

    11:00 “it’s a good feeling to know that they’re going back to the land where they belong”
    Leaves bear in fucking nowhere

    • @toastytoast9800
      @toastytoast9800 3 роки тому +92

      nowhere is collectively known as "the wild" so they are kinda right

    • @charmingcthulhu6544
      @charmingcthulhu6544 3 роки тому +26

      With a huge bright green stain on his back that fucks up his camouflage

    • @TheSoulGambit
      @TheSoulGambit 3 роки тому +70

      @@charmingcthulhu6544 They hunt seals. Which are notoriously, underneath the bear. They don't skulk around hiding in the grass or anything.

    • @simobechmak5066
      @simobechmak5066 3 роки тому +48

      did you expect the bear to have a nice wooden hut or maybe a temporary camp with a tent or an igloo?

    • @cabramacho5940
      @cabramacho5940 2 роки тому

      10:25😂

  • @745morning
    @745morning 5 років тому +1186

    8:47 Nothing makes me feel more re-- **WHEEEEEEZE**

    • @slahser
      @slahser 5 років тому +15

      DP checks out

    • @PokeFan28
      @PokeFan28 4 роки тому +8

      he just fucking dies. Like mid sentence dead

  • @jamdi487
    @jamdi487 5 років тому +619

    8:30 " with great respect and care"
    -proceed to clean the floor with the bear's body...

    • @mightykanohii
      @mightykanohii 5 років тому +20

      Assholes were dragging the poor inocent bear through rocks without even watching for his head. I don't want to be the annoying softy but that kinda pissed me off.

    • @herrschadenfreude4833
      @herrschadenfreude4833 5 років тому +52

      @@mightykanohii How would suggest of picking up 4-man sized polar bear? Throw it over your shoulder?

    • @herrschadenfreude4833
      @herrschadenfreude4833 5 років тому +1

      you*

    • @mightykanohii
      @mightykanohii 5 років тому +9

      @@herrschadenfreude4833 Cound they have use some sort of big wheel barrow or lrge strechet. Look, I know im kinda dumb, but was got to be a better way than dragging it like thay.

    • @noamamir0942
      @noamamir0942 5 років тому +8

      @@herrschadenfreude4833i mean they could use that board which they used to lift him to the truck

  • @Bmanwins
    @Bmanwins Рік тому +142

    I expected this to be some sort of literal Bear Police force but this is just so much better

    • @willwh9228
      @willwh9228 Рік тому +8

      Is it? Polar bears in police outfits would be awesome

    • @Bmanwins
      @Bmanwins Рік тому +3

      Now thinking about that I'm not to sure

    • @von_Farr
      @von_Farr Рік тому +2

      A rated-R version of Paw Patrol?

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 10 місяців тому

      All the bears probably want to be on Six Seal Team.

  • @carloscjr23
    @carloscjr23 4 роки тому +669

    "Treating the animal with all respect"
    *shoot of the bear being dragged like a hose"
    The editor of that show was an absolute madlad.

  • @godofthecripples1237
    @godofthecripples1237 5 років тому +729

    I was laughing harder than I have in at least a few weeks watching them drag that bear over rocks with "utmost care and respect"

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 років тому +35

      I'm fucking weeping hahahaha

    • @Omega4Productions
      @Omega4Productions 5 років тому +15

      It's 12 in the morning over here and I'm trying to keep quiet...but that fucking part has me in tears. XD

    • @whitey3618
      @whitey3618 5 років тому +3

      same, i died at that part

    • @2.0pewdiepie53
      @2.0pewdiepie53 5 років тому +1

      Same XD

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 5 років тому +1

      Charlie: **dies** (in between giggles) Such Respect! Nothing makes me feel more respe-**WHEEZE**

  • @alexwelch8855
    @alexwelch8855 4 роки тому +331

    I hate to even say this but I physically started crying I laughed so hard at the “respect” part. God damn that was so funny

  • @cattameme
    @cattameme 5 років тому +661

    Always treating the bear with GREAT Respect and Care. *starts dragging the bear by the feet*

    • @jon70082
      @jon70082 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂💀

    • @KaPPy83
      @KaPPy83 5 років тому +3

      Maybe he should've summoned his superhuman & carried him over his shoulder, called in a tow truck, radio in a helo, or maybe a forklift? Oh, I know, strapped its legs to a truck then haul it, yeah, that sounds better.

    • @ssccaappeeggooaatt
      @ssccaappeeggooaatt 5 років тому +4

      fucking started laughing out loud there

    • @diam0ndminer647
      @diam0ndminer647 5 років тому

      I am crying laughing

  • @JackPlayz44
    @JackPlayz44 5 років тому +393

    That "The Amazing Spider-Man" tab been open a long time

    • @sleepypigeon3569
      @sleepypigeon3569 5 років тому +90

      whenever he leaves the room for something he switches to that tab for the viewers to watch

    • @friendisnthere
      @friendisnthere 5 років тому +16

      Cassara Demott it’s probably the best part of the stream 😎

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 5 років тому +38

      Cryptic ive passed spidermans training so many times that i will be able to defeat god soon

    • @stoli756
      @stoli756 5 років тому +1

      Cloblin

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 5 років тому +2

      Eric Jacobs i know the ultimate move
      *_Venom Vanquisher_*

  • @james-m-8285
    @james-m-8285 3 роки тому +47

    I love how panicked the lady on the walkie talkie sounds on literally every update she gives, you’d think she’d build up a certain level of nerve

  • @luckyrabbit5168
    @luckyrabbit5168 4 роки тому +884

    Polar bear 1: What are you in for?
    Polar Bear 2: I was caught in distribution of Coco cola .

    • @jeepjoseph9036
      @jeepjoseph9036 4 роки тому +12

      Chocolate cola?

    • @32thousanddollarsinlegalfees
      @32thousanddollarsinlegalfees 4 роки тому +42

      Polar Bear 3: Me? They found out what I'd do for a Klondike bar.

    • @bigbouncer4196
      @bigbouncer4196 3 роки тому +3

      @@jeepjoseph9036 and this was edited lmao smh, I liked the comment bc I saw where he was going, but damn atleast Google the word

    • @jeepjoseph9036
      @jeepjoseph9036 3 роки тому

      @@bigbouncer4196 sad part is this dumbshit didnt even bother to properly edit his comment

    • @Grimreaper213w3
      @Grimreaper213w3 3 роки тому +2

      @@jeepjoseph9036 who gives a fuck

  • @dogeater2439
    @dogeater2439 5 років тому +156

    Charlie genuinely happy makes my day everytime

  • @BeefZupreme
    @BeefZupreme 3 роки тому +77

    Syd has undoubtedly dabbled in that polar bear muscle relaxant

  • @adriendm
    @adriendm 5 років тому +663

    8:33 i literally died along with Charlie, jesus christ that was hilarious and to laugh with him made it even more funny

    • @yiorn
      @yiorn 5 років тому +43

      Honestly though, once Charlie started losing it I lost it too

    • @operationtakeoveryoutube1724
      @operationtakeoveryoutube1724 5 років тому +4

      @@yiorn - Same lmfao

    • @sespis2r
      @sespis2r 5 років тому +18

      "Nothing says more res-*lungs collapse*"

    • @Ocelotmaniac
      @Ocelotmaniac 5 років тому +2

      Yeah same bruh 💀

    • @MessiMagic10-9
      @MessiMagic10-9 4 роки тому +3

      Never before I have laughed this much at a video of his! And I have seen them all! XD

  • @DailyMoFo1
    @DailyMoFo1 5 років тому +825

    8:35 Charlie laughing so hard that he hits his head, followed with a quick “ow”.- circa 2019, colorized.

    • @punkem733
      @punkem733 4 роки тому +3

      Let me tell you about 2020...

    • @juheepark7123
      @juheepark7123 4 роки тому +7

      I've never seen him laugh so hard

    • @_minty_fresh_
      @_minty_fresh_ 4 роки тому +10

      Dear commenter,
      I did not realize that he did this when I watched this one year later. I almost continued living on this planet without knowing this knowledge. I am forever in debt to you. Thank you.
      - Minty Fresh

    • @DailyMoFo1
      @DailyMoFo1 4 роки тому +4

      @@_minty_fresh_ you’re very welcome! :)

    • @hpo8586
      @hpo8586 3 роки тому +1

      I actually didn’t notice that since I was busy laughing so hard

  • @merlindog11
    @merlindog11 4 роки тому +86

    For something we hear so rarely, his laugh is so intoxicating

  • @taipolar333
    @taipolar333 5 років тому +301

    One day we'll rise up against our human oppressors, my brothers

    • @nightfighter7452
      @nightfighter7452 5 років тому +18

      You can't reach us down in the deep south pussy

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 років тому +4

      Please spare the innocents

    • @boyinblue.
      @boyinblue. 5 років тому +5

      It’s been 18 years and this human family still doesn’t know I’m actually their enemy. It’s been hard learning the Human emotions, they almost figured me out at grandmas funeral. I think I’m ready to break out of my human skin shell and kill them all. Pease to all polar bears brother or as we say “org ra rawthins”

    • @jackcutter2
      @jackcutter2 5 років тому

      Silence furry

    • @AQUAPHREESH193
      @AQUAPHREESH193 4 роки тому +1

      Until then enjoy a Coca-Cola 😃

  • @legoyoda8431
    @legoyoda8431 5 років тому +175

    8:31 “always treating the bear with great respect and care”
    You’re dragging him on the floor by tying his paws. Very respectful.

    • @amyheather8134
      @amyheather8134 4 роки тому +7

      @unknowning unknown are you Syd?

    • @ahisee5181
      @ahisee5181 4 роки тому

      Doesn't a bear weigh like 400 kg

    • @beaukurjata1873
      @beaukurjata1873 4 роки тому

      @@ahisee5181 400 is on the low end but the scrawny ones are also the most likely to scavenge around towns.

  • @TheEternalElir
    @TheEternalElir 2 роки тому +25

    8:30 I've never seen Charlie laugh like this. That was pure, wholesome laughter 🤌

  • @myriad2878
    @myriad2878 5 років тому +80

    Its nice to know your spirit animal by name.
    Wherever you are Brutus, don't ever change.

    • @blackholebomb7676
      @blackholebomb7676 4 роки тому +2

      Mine is cocaine bear

    • @Narutass43
      @Narutass43 4 роки тому +1

      @@blackholebomb7676 The Big Lebowski of bears, that one. Should've died before he finished all that coke according to experts.

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 років тому +313

    I wonder if the polar bears in Minecraft are part of the agency

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 5 років тому +4

      Of course, they're preparing to raid area 51

    • @mchomelessful
      @mchomelessful 5 років тому +3

      Charlie lost his shit at this

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 5 років тому

      how do u think they get them in the game

    • @seokism
      @seokism 5 років тому

      that explains why they attack me as soon as i make eye contact with them

  • @axtra9561
    @axtra9561 4 роки тому +269

    10:27 its even funnier cause the bear looks like he just did a line of coke

  • @YO-Finny
    @YO-Finny 5 років тому +2002

    They always treat the bear with respect and care
    Meanwhile dragging his head over bumpy rocks lmao 8:33

    • @bigpeepeediego7180
      @bigpeepeediego7180 5 років тому +104

      Best part

    • @ronniewhitedx
      @ronniewhitedx 5 років тому +265

      That might be the hardest I've ever heard Charlie laugh. Lol

    • @noodlecat4387
      @noodlecat4387 5 років тому +25

      Did you see the blood...?

    • @robjohns2098
      @robjohns2098 5 років тому +28

      Ron Nicklas Look at 3:40 onward > ua-cam.com/video/lfUfWTqwB7c/v-deo.html
      He died lmao

    • @P4PKing
      @P4PKing 5 років тому +118

      @@noodlecat4387 I think that's from the dart they shot him with. Still, them dragging the bear across the rocks after talking about being gentle and respectful was fucking hilarious.

  • @djdeadbeat4380
    @djdeadbeat4380 5 років тому +299

    “Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.”
    Oh wait, wrong animal agents

    • @Tt05ma
      @Tt05ma 5 років тому

      Quality Queenc add my dis

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 5 років тому +1

      Good reference lad.
      I don't get why all these peeps want you to kill yourself :/
      Jk I know y'all just joking.

    • @ilpolentonebergamasco7929
      @ilpolentonebergamasco7929 5 років тому +2

      @@themagicslinky1773 not live

    • @emini6
      @emini6 5 років тому +1

      time to die?

    • @magix4152
      @magix4152 5 років тому

      @@bro...5849 no u

  • @DesireCreative.
    @DesireCreative. 4 роки тому +61

    10:28 idk why but when he said his lips quivering I lost it 💀💀

  • @dyr234
    @dyr234 5 років тому +149

    "always treating the bear with great respect and care"
    drags it a long the rocks like a rug

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 роки тому

      With how much fat, fur, and muscle relaxants they have they are basically rugs

  • @ryanperrette4958
    @ryanperrette4958 5 років тому +165

    Bear: running around without a home in sight, clearly avoiding you and your truck.
    Churchill police: that's a felony I'm gonna have to bring you in for the night

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 5 років тому +10

      Whoa, you just made me relate to that bear. Good job homer

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 5 років тому +1

      Being treated like an animal

  • @missmandyreacts
    @missmandyreacts 3 роки тому +76

    I’ve been going through a lot medically and this had me laughing and forgetting all about it.

    • @TheMADMonkeyLOL
      @TheMADMonkeyLOL 3 роки тому +11

      Hope you're feeling better

    • @garrydimasa1964
      @garrydimasa1964 3 роки тому +5

      Wow that's cool. Glad you find some solace here 👋

    • @TheOnlyGamerX
      @TheOnlyGamerX 2 роки тому +1

      Feel better my mans, maybe hit up syd (or Brutus) if you need some of that muscle relaxant

  • @i_own_adog
    @i_own_adog 5 років тому +159

    From the writers of (fast paced electronic music) comes (upbeat jazzy music)

    • @cthulhu7156
      @cthulhu7156 5 років тому +10

      Can't forget (soft eletronic drumming music)

    • @i_own_adog
      @i_own_adog 5 років тому

      @@cthulhu7156 oh of course. How could I forget their number 1 hit single.

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 5 років тому +172

    8:49
    “Nothing makes me feel more res _HHHHHHHHN_ “

  • @bouncyballblue
    @bouncyballblue 4 роки тому +16

    7:08 "suddenly finds himself stuck in the frozen terrain"
    Charlie: OH MY GOD, THE BEARS PUT A TRAP"

  • @zimmerman8733
    @zimmerman8733 5 років тому +44

    8:48 the exact moment Charlie begins to transform into a squeaky toy

  • @uu9276
    @uu9276 5 років тому +175

    8:50 “always making sure to treat the bear with respect.” Literally dragging the bear through the ground. I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 років тому +18

      I was laughing more at how drugged out the bear looks than how they were ragdolling him

    • @ratkingzs
      @ratkingzs 4 роки тому

      U U how the fuck else would you move it

    • @DaRkLoRdZoRc
      @DaRkLoRdZoRc 4 роки тому

      @@ratkingzs ...A dolly...?

    • @old_account189
      @old_account189 4 роки тому

      (soft electronic drumming music)

  • @Raccnnibal
    @Raccnnibal 3 роки тому +81

    Humans: "Let's put these bears where they belong"
    Bears: "But we've lived here for many years"

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 роки тому +5

      I mean. We could go back to killing them if you prefer that over this.

    • @HEX_17
      @HEX_17 3 роки тому +2

      @@notatrollll The Bears a literally weren’t doing anything though

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 роки тому

      @@HEX_17 And yet humans expanded and killed them to prevent dangerous interactions. What’s your point? My point is it’s the lesser of two evils. You can pretend you are better than everyone else, but this is a reality. Relocating bears vs killing them sounds a helluva lot better. But go off.

    • @HEX_17
      @HEX_17 3 роки тому +6

      @@notatrollll My point is that I like bears

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 3 роки тому +4

      The people need to leave the bears alone and get out of this hellhole. There is no reason at all to live there.

  • @TOMeightoh
    @TOMeightoh 5 років тому +508

    An animal that has evolved thousands of years to have perfect camouflage in its environment to stalk prey.
    How do we keep track of it? i know ! lets paint a giant green square on its back! it will be fine!

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 4 роки тому +60

      It means the polar bear won't be able to hunt until the paint wears off. So it will most likely starve

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 4 роки тому +225

      @@Flipindabird23 Brutus has been in and out of bear jail for over 23 years. He hasn't starved yet.

    • @dylanb4494
      @dylanb4494 4 роки тому +108

      @@Flipindabird23 you guys are really dumb. They hunt seals. The seals are not going to see the top of the bear from a distance under the water.

    • @allison8076
      @allison8076 4 роки тому +84

      The green dye isn’t to keep track of him I’m pretty sure. That’s the spot where they shot him with the tranquilizers, I think it’s to keep the wound clean. Notice there was blood when they shot him. I know that for ducks, the cleaner is a bright blue, it may be the same stuff but in green.

    • @Salamonereefs
      @Salamonereefs 4 роки тому +1

      @@Flipindabird23 after going 3 weeks without food.. :(

  • @skyfell
    @skyfell 5 років тому +129

    we did it boys, we stopped polar bear crimes

  • @guilhermepassos2937
    @guilhermepassos2937 Рік тому +1

    This is my favourite Charlie Video of all time, maybe because it's also one of the first I watched

  • @kingitgt2572
    @kingitgt2572 5 років тому +64

    *Most Polar Bears Are Sent To Jail For Having A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear In Their Possession......*

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 5 років тому +48

    8:33 holy shit, I had the same reaction Charlie did at that point

  • @greenwitchinc.1682
    @greenwitchinc.1682 3 роки тому +25

    Oh my God! I started laughing my ass off around 8:40. "Great respect and care." God damn. That's some funny shit.

  • @acaz717
    @acaz717 5 років тому +109

    0:20 “This looks like something Team Rocket would do to try and get a Snorlax” lmao 😂

  • @ante.
    @ante. 5 років тому +61

    this is the first video that has made me full on laugh in a long time, thank you mister bear dragger Lmao

  • @johnhavoc3085
    @johnhavoc3085 4 роки тому +24

    when they were dragging the bear that was the hardest time I laughed in a min

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 5 років тому +41

    Those aren't polar bear police officers, you tricked me Charlie.

  • @kjpowell7531
    @kjpowell7531 5 років тому +7

    When you like charlies video before you watch it because you know its gonna be a banger.

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 4 роки тому +18

    my face hurts from how much I was smiling and laughing during that bear respecting part

  • @MaximumSpank
    @MaximumSpank 4 роки тому +11

    Probably one of the best shows ever made. Wish there was more coverage

  • @crucifiedburrito3439
    @crucifiedburrito3439 5 років тому +25

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly...
    The polar bear is a spy and needs to be poked by a professional

  • @Gagemaynard1986
    @Gagemaynard1986 3 роки тому +24

    “The jailed bears are held here without food or water”

    • @baffled_clam
      @baffled_clam 3 роки тому +1

      For weeks too, no less! Like wtf

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 3 роки тому +1

      I mean it's not working either. beside this practice being inhumane.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 роки тому +8

      None of you actually seem to understand polar bear physiology or what “inhumane” means, because these guys go over the top and play a huge part in protecting polar bears from extinction. There is a reason most of the bears have survived for 20+ years each there.

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time 5 років тому +132

    I feel sorry for the bears but at the same time I'm laughing at it going to bear jail

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 5 років тому +4

      Better that getting killed

    • @mallock8529
      @mallock8529 5 років тому +28

      its hard to fully comprehend how absurd the bear jail is lmfao

    • @fergo2884
      @fergo2884 5 років тому +5

      Kristian X it really sounds ridiculous and hilarious

    • @DaRkLoRdZoRc
      @DaRkLoRdZoRc 4 роки тому +3

      @@mallock8529 In their defense, the bear jail looks like a military installation. It's probably some old Cold War facility or something, and rather than just letting it be abandoned to the elements, they decided to restore it and put stuff in it.
      Except in this situation, the 'stuff' they're putting in it is bears.

  • @REALHOM
    @REALHOM 5 років тому +39

    Point to where the mean men touched you on this polar bear plushie

  • @cursed1257
    @cursed1257 4 роки тому +16

    This is the first time I’ve heard Charlie genuinely laugh that hard!

  • @iamlegend7569
    @iamlegend7569 5 років тому +38

    That one Polar Bear that was a guest @Lazy Bear Lodge should file a complaint and give a scathing review on Expedia about being Racially profile and chased off the property!
    The Nerve of that officer!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +7

      Bear agents: Pssh, but you polar bears are white!
      Polar bear: ** Yes, but actually no. My hair is a translucent white, but my skin is black
      Bear agents: *Uh oh*

    • @iamlegend7569
      @iamlegend7569 5 років тому +2

      @@Abdega 😭😭😭😭

    • @iamlegend7569
      @iamlegend7569 5 років тому +2

      Bear Agents: Get em before he blends in the snow and disappears! Those Polar Bears are some slippery Mothaflurkins!

  • @GreasyBeasty
    @GreasyBeasty 5 років тому +29

    "The polar bears are always treated with great respect."
    *drags bear backwards across rocky hillside*

  • @saitama9112
    @saitama9112 4 роки тому +47

    6:16
    this is how I imagine an every day commute to work for an American citizen as a Norwegian

    • @cloudshifter
      @cloudshifter 3 роки тому +5

      You're not that far off

    • @uglyrobot1975
      @uglyrobot1975 2 роки тому +1

      Pretty damn accurate 😭

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 2 роки тому +1

      Can confirm it's pretty accurate

    • @anothernamlesscommenter352
      @anothernamlesscommenter352 Рік тому +4

      The video takes place in Canada ,Churchill Manitoba Canada in the USA the only place that they have Polar bears is in Alaska which only has a population of a mere 724,357 people living there and is the 4th most least populated state in the USA so Polar bears in any place of the USA with a noticeable amount of Americans would result in well....death so an every day commute for literally 0.22% of the US population if every Alaskan did which isn't true due to there being city's with 10's of thousands of people and even Anchorage Alaska has a populations of 291,538 people . (Though funny enough of the 5 places where Polar bears can be found Canada, Russia, Greenland, and Norway your country surprisingly due to the population of Polar bears living in Svalbard.)

  • @Sweetdude64
    @Sweetdude64 5 років тому +20

    "respect and care" has to be highlight of the month. XD

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 5 років тому +117

    8:35 the greatest laugh caught on stream of all time
    8:48 LMAOOOOOO

  • @red_latho9038
    @red_latho9038 3 роки тому +9

    In the next life, I’m gonna reincarnate as a polar bear so I can play GTA5 irl

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 років тому +6

    Thank you for serving our country...
    _Mr. Bear._

  • @giannieditsvideos
    @giannieditsvideos 5 років тому +18

    Charlie genuinely laughing is some of the nicest content on the entire channel

  • @tristanhrominchuk8126
    @tristanhrominchuk8126 2 роки тому +1

    I worked in Churchill for a while for my Uncle John who owns the Churchill Hotel and Bear Country Inn, got to see a polar bear being transported across the Churchill river via helicopter. Jokes aside it's truly an impeccable sight. Thanks for shedding some humor on this little town, they need more publicity for what they do, comedy or not.

  • @Monkeybros_
    @Monkeybros_ 5 років тому +147

    Words cannot describe my anger. Im casually gaming on clash of clans as i get a notification as im about to place my barbarian king, I click on the notification and come back to see all my troops dead. not happy

    • @TheFloRence
      @TheFloRence 5 років тому +9

      joe lond weeb

    • @dumbguychannel445
      @dumbguychannel445 5 років тому +41

      The fact that you play clash of clans makes you eligible for a the guillotine.

    • @gelatskis2262
      @gelatskis2262 5 років тому +2

      Clash of what

    • @rickard486
      @rickard486 5 років тому

      Touché

    • @Monkeybros_
      @Monkeybros_ 5 років тому +1

      Dont worry I dont actually play Clash of Clans on a daily basis, its deadass my first time in about 5 years playing

  • @rolland890
    @rolland890 5 років тому +16

    I feel like that polar bear cop has had some of that major muscle relaxant

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 4 роки тому +1

      Plot twist: The muscle relaxant is actually just samples of his blood

    • @Cyanide_Infused
      @Cyanide_Infused 4 роки тому

      @@deuceydee3506 more like semen. He enjoys feeding it to the bears and sometimes has a taste of his own

  • @senseimonte
    @senseimonte 4 роки тому +7

    The bear respect part had me dieing. I Was literally having a stroke from laughing. I started crying too I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. What the hell is this. Bear jail and dragging them across rocks with just such respect and soft jazz what is happening

  • @Tranquilmass
    @Tranquilmass 4 роки тому +33

    I’ve been crying for like 5 minutes after they drag the bear out omg it’s perfect😂

  • @crab3851
    @crab3851 5 років тому +41

    4:18
    "HIGH ENOUGH N O T TO DESTURB THE BEAR "

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS 5 років тому +10

      Meanwhile the bear is like "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT"

  • @catscroissants6816
    @catscroissants6816 4 роки тому +18

    This was a pirated episode of “We Scare Bears”

  • @gabeux
    @gabeux 4 роки тому +16

    LOL I was already laughing hard during the "respect" part, but when Charlie busted out laughing I lost hard and cried.
    I'm too desensitized and barely laugh with UA-cams nowdays, but this week I finally started watching you and boy I got to see the light again. I'm so glad.

  • @chronicirritation
    @chronicirritation 4 роки тому +8

    Actually cried laughing during the "Such Respect" part. Charlie's hysterical laughing didnt help either.

  • @troubledhook5106
    @troubledhook5106 2 роки тому +1

    This is Charlie's greatest reaction video. I have watched this a dozen times over the past 2 years everytime it comes up on my recommendations.

  • @seab0p
    @seab0p 5 років тому +13

    Charlie's voice range scares me
    also, Contagious laughter

  • @streifendemon1089
    @streifendemon1089 5 років тому +10

    The mad lad made a courage the cowardly dog reference, I have never looked up to a human being this much in my entire pitiful existence.

  • @jai9127
    @jai9127 4 роки тому +9

    I knew what was coming when they said they “treated him with the upmost respect” I burst out laughing before Charlie even knew what was happening

  • @PeachyPetra23
    @PeachyPetra23 5 років тому +13

    8:48 the hardest I've ever heard Charlie laugh