Killer Bees Are Dangerous

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @kirielvids
    @kirielvids 4 роки тому +6489

    "They don't make honey? What do they do?"
    They kill, Charlie.

    • @simardeepdulay6605
      @simardeepdulay6605 4 роки тому +165

      Don't they suck up the blood of people to make honey

    • @betabee1221
      @betabee1221 4 роки тому +398

      No, they smoke weed and play fortnite. Duh.

    • @wickeli
      @wickeli 4 роки тому +65

      They actually are less venomous but their aggression far out ways that fact

    • @aidanpurcell783
      @aidanpurcell783 4 роки тому +76

      and they actually do make honey
      so that means that the show was lying, not very surprised

    • @ebolachanislove6072
      @ebolachanislove6072 4 роки тому +95

      @@aidanpurcell783 they make way less honey than honeybees **and** they kill honeybees

  • @sambutton8494
    @sambutton8494 5 років тому +1356

    6:25 "I wouldn't wanna walk through that tall grass"
    and thats why you'll never be a pokèmon master, Charlie

    • @dacat2880
      @dacat2880 5 років тому +88

      Sam Button Every grass is a tall grass if you're Charlie

    • @rd8627
      @rd8627 5 років тому +23

      @@dacat2880 uncalled for

    • @Asayano
      @Asayano 5 років тому +9

      @@dacat2880 Low blows aren't allowed in this ring!

    • @darisucc7749
      @darisucc7749 5 років тому +30

      Asayano _it would be a normal blow if it was against charlie_

    • @neko281
      @neko281 5 років тому +2

      tall....g-g-grass???.....*PTSD* THEY'RE IN THE GRASS!!!!!!!

  • @kylesics4677
    @kylesics4677 5 років тому +3981

    So Killer bees are a product of science gone wrong. That are now more intelligent and violent. A classic MewTwo situation.

    • @Hybrid10Prime_Creative
      @Hybrid10Prime_Creative 5 років тому +47

      @Lucas Reeves How?

    • @kylesics4677
      @kylesics4677 5 років тому +15

      @Lucas Reeves say what ? 🤔

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 5 років тому +67

      Yeah it's pretty weird.
      violent people arent usually the brightest

    • @cassebruh6459
      @cassebruh6459 5 років тому +7

      @@Hybrid10Prime_Creative He's homophobic.

    • @dragonbalde101
      @dragonbalde101 5 років тому

      @@olfan92 not always

  • @xray4084
    @xray4084 4 роки тому +2803

    5:52 “I don’t mind going outside with a hazmat suit to protect myself” this man was ahead of his time

    • @gabbyd1802
      @gabbyd1802 4 роки тому +61

      he astral projected to 2020 with this video and didn't know it.

    • @imthicc69
      @imthicc69 4 роки тому +16

      Oh i see

    • @gregtheegg707
      @gregtheegg707 4 роки тому +9

      Killer bees and hazmat suits.

    • @TKGaming7750
      @TKGaming7750 4 роки тому +1

      Critical successfully predicted 2020

    • @r3trobananas33
      @r3trobananas33 4 роки тому +18

      Just imagine a 5.6 feet tall man in a hazmat suit coming out of a adam and eve shop, carrying a variety of dildos, and fleshlights

  • @Definitely_Not_an_Alien
    @Definitely_Not_an_Alien 4 роки тому +1969

    10:37
    The horse barked.

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 5 років тому +8266

    "Killer bees are dangerous"
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @Kaz-nl4qw
      @Kaz-nl4qw 5 років тому +424

      hmm
      yes
      the floor here Is made out of floor

    • @rsgxyt
      @rsgxyt 5 років тому +264

      Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right

    • @Sniperbear13
      @Sniperbear13 5 років тому +130

      i can tell you, after dozens of tests; water is wet.

    • @PatricktheGreatx
      @PatricktheGreatx 5 років тому +242

      For every successful suicide, there is a 100% chance of death.

    • @page_pro
      @page_pro 5 років тому +86

      For every 120 seconds in Europe, two minutes pass

  • @yungmahu
    @yungmahu 5 років тому +2139

    i love how sincere you sounded when you said “please save the dog”

  • @sl.4423
    @sl.4423 4 роки тому +2582

    What? your, "Killer bee" is evolving!
    Your "Killer bee" turned into a "Murder Hornet"!

    • @vexations_on_discount
      @vexations_on_discount 4 роки тому +90

      That’s a funny name to call a Beedrill

    • @SketchUT
      @SketchUT 4 роки тому +47

      A Person
      Killer bee should be Beedrill so that Mega Beedrill is Murder Hornet

    • @Squibob
      @Squibob 4 роки тому +11

      cant wait for the final evolution

    • @stinkboy7186
      @stinkboy7186 4 роки тому +13

      @@Squibob Tarantula Hawk? Warrior Wasp?

    • @Squibob
      @Squibob 4 роки тому +1

      @@stinkboy7186 Queen bee lol

  • @redactedrider7606
    @redactedrider7606 5 років тому +2590

    "Why didn't humans ever develop this?"
    Cause instead of cool stingers, or fangs, or claws... we got thumbs

    • @birbinabasket
      @birbinabasket 5 років тому +235

      we also got big brain, which allowed us to become one of the most widespread large mammals on the planet

    • @applescause3021
      @applescause3021 5 років тому +88

      Rainy Day Inside Yeah I was gonna say it’s our brains that really separate us

    • @NaudiNadia
      @NaudiNadia 5 років тому +41

      @Julian Monette and with that napalm came burnt rice

    • @vernzmarcobenitez2332
      @vernzmarcobenitez2332 5 років тому +15

      @@miso-ge1gz Tbh sex saved humanity population from dying out (and also to a lot of animals, not just humans)

    • @ozhin3317
      @ozhin3317 5 років тому +36

      And with thumbs we got Swords and Firearms.

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 років тому +479

    In WW1, the Russians used an advanced chemical weapon known as the bee bomb where jim ran out with a fistful of bees and threw them at the germans

    • @AdrianOkay
      @AdrianOkay 5 років тому +49

      From the results and death ratios, the bomb was so useless that it created communism

    • @jaredsmith1998
      @jaredsmith1998 5 років тому +24

      Yknow, the funny thing is that was a real problem on the western front during the early stages? I dont remember where exactly, but a German shell knocked over a tree with a gigantic hornets nest in it. That caused the french in the local area to retreat, and when the Germans tried to advance, they too fell before the might if the hornet.
      seriously though think like shed sized hive of hornets, they spread out over like a football field sized area and just went nuts

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 5 років тому +7

      Reminds me of Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater. Great game.
      *PAAAAAAIIIIIN!*

    • @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses
      @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses 5 років тому

      @@DerVasto The Best Game Ever Made

    • @Dick_Kickem69
      @Dick_Kickem69 5 років тому

      @@jaredsmith1998 sounds like something that happened during the invasion of German East Africa where Askari from both British invaders and German defenders fled before the might of a disturbed bee hive.

  • @CoolGuy-pn1vm
    @CoolGuy-pn1vm 5 років тому +1184

    “Where a woman... or a man, doesn’t really matter, gets pregnant”
    These are the quality lines I subscribed for.

    • @Castrrn6944
      @Castrrn6944 5 років тому +23

      I didnt notice until you pointed that out

    • @BlueAvocado75
      @BlueAvocado75 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @aqua5758
      @aqua5758 5 років тому +42

      Charlie said Trans rights

    • @lj-wp3sf
      @lj-wp3sf 5 років тому +7

      @@aqua5758 Except that technology doesn't exist yet. You sound like Beto O'Rourke saying "abortions for men"

    • @CoolGuy-pn1vm
      @CoolGuy-pn1vm 5 років тому +6

      Lil RINGER Thats what the democrats want. Weak, angry, little men.

  • @hal6562
    @hal6562 4 роки тому +754

    Africanized bees are also insanely territorial, and an invasive species. They kill Bumblebees and the native species.

    • @silentswashbuckler8678
      @silentswashbuckler8678 4 роки тому +64

      Good point, you can't just say they're fine because they pollinate

    • @fabledlight908
      @fabledlight908 4 роки тому +25

      @@silentswashbuckler8678 tbh Honey bees are also invasive and kill native bee species and we love them..

    • @tg_c-rb
      @tg_c-rb 4 роки тому +32

      @@fabledlight908 not as much as africanized bees

    • @fabledlight908
      @fabledlight908 4 роки тому +27

      @@tg_c-rb That's just not true. Our ecosystem has become dependant on honey bees as the main pollenizer because they murdered all other species.

    • @Joopyter724
      @Joopyter724 4 роки тому +10

      bumble bees best bees

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 5 років тому +560

    "i wouldn't walk into that tall grass, there's probably monsters there."
    So pokemon.

  • @JontysFREAKINGVideos
    @JontysFREAKINGVideos 5 років тому +2853

    I thought the video was called “killer beans are dangerous”

    • @jamesstouffer628
      @jamesstouffer628 5 років тому +220

      *YOU STOLE ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?*

    • @JontysFREAKINGVideos
      @JontysFREAKINGVideos 5 років тому +8

      James Stouffer XD

    • @kaookie7997
      @kaookie7997 5 років тому +21

      James Stouffer I love the playlist on your page. Makes it sound like you white?

    • @cptchromosome2325
      @cptchromosome2325 5 років тому +3

      @@kaookie7997 lmao

    • @jamesstouffer628
      @jamesstouffer628 5 років тому +9

      @@kaookie7997 yes I'm white but don't worry I have the n word pass

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 років тому +498

    5:26 the world lived in harmony
    But then the killer bee nation attacked.....

    • @MAGICVINCE911
      @MAGICVINCE911 5 років тому +8

      It's the ones you least except

    • @abs01utetr4sh7
      @abs01utetr4sh7 5 років тому +5

      @@MAGICVINCE911 except what?

    • @MAGICVINCE911
      @MAGICVINCE911 5 років тому +8

      @@abs01utetr4sh7 my bad bro I'm retarded, I meant expect

    • @CryingB1oodTears
      @CryingB1oodTears 5 років тому +5

      An E-girl I thought I would never see one in the wild
      It's more disgusting than I thought

    • @FormerPessitheRobberfan
      @FormerPessitheRobberfan 5 років тому +2

      @@CryingB1oodTears get a life.

  • @YoungSkyWalker82
    @YoungSkyWalker82 3 роки тому +45

    “Jesus don’t mount her...NO!” That part had me half deD

  • @it-s-a-mystery
    @it-s-a-mystery 5 років тому +882

    "Why don't humans have anything like this"
    Come on Charlie, you're smarter than this. You had TierZoo on the official podcast. Everyone knows that we only have a finite number of skill points, and we just didn't spec far enough into the assassin tree to achieve the venomous barbed tailbone skill.

    • @SSirloiNN
      @SSirloiNN 5 років тому +44

      We got some stingers all right, just not the kind you're thinking about.

    • @chiarifairy6862
      @chiarifairy6862 5 років тому +59

      Nah, I think it was very purposeful so no one accidentally dies during doggy style

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 5 років тому +28

      @@SSirloiNN the toxin are quite dangerous, too. could make your stomach swell really huge and lasted for really long time, like 9 months or something

    • @SSirloiNN
      @SSirloiNN 5 років тому +8

      @@cypherusuh Fun for the whole family!

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 5 років тому +5

      @@SSirloiNN up to 8-players with Game Link:tm:

  • @chico4638
    @chico4638 5 років тому +451

    “Killer bees are dangerous”
    Hmm yes this floor is made of floor

  • @fbussier80
    @fbussier80 5 років тому +431

    Killer bees are actually REALLY productive at making honey. They are just overly protective/agressive. Flow Hive type of honey hives are a good way to mitigate their agression.

    • @tcpnick6895
      @tcpnick6895 5 років тому +30

      apparently their honey is way sweeter too.

    • @tylercafe1260
      @tylercafe1260 5 років тому +36

      But that area denial meta

    • @SmileTOBY
      @SmileTOBY 5 років тому

      There honey I venomous

    • @jackmehoff7274
      @jackmehoff7274 5 років тому +1

      The reason Bees are dying is because we keep breeding pussy, domesticated bees. Killer bees might be the answer

    • @yazanodeh8002
      @yazanodeh8002 5 років тому +2

      smileTOBY .’ All honey is toxic in large amounts

  • @DedikateSSB
    @DedikateSSB 4 роки тому +189

    I love when he breaks character and get's genuinely interested

  • @fisherninjajk7261
    @fisherninjajk7261 5 років тому +470

    Person: watches UA-cam video about bees
    UA-cam: looks like gaming

    • @user-rw2pq8te7x
      @user-rw2pq8te7x 5 років тому +21

      I get the joke but charlie is the one who tags the video, not yt.

    • @hYd420
      @hYd420 5 років тому +1

      FisherNinja JK ya wtf is this shit in the gaming category

  • @pancakes9955
    @pancakes9955 5 років тому +1979

    Name: Killer bee.
    Kill count: 20 people in their whole existence.
    Name: Cow
    Kill count: 22 people per year.
    we all know who the true killers are now.
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @maddragonfurs6358
      @maddragonfurs6358 5 років тому +29

      Yeah it’s kinda funny

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 років тому +204

      To be fair the reason on why people are freaking out about the killer bees is because of the growth they have in south and now North America and they are heavily invasive to already dwindling European bee population meaning pollination number would go down and honey will become much rarer

    • @edgymcgee57
      @edgymcgee57 5 років тому +63

      killer cow

    • @rubybarrios3403
      @rubybarrios3403 5 років тому +73

      *Water Cow is typing*

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 5 років тому +40

      Eat cows, do your part

  • @keyan1219
    @keyan1219 5 років тому +291

    I hope they make this a new dlc for plague inc

    • @countingwithjerold
      @countingwithjerold 4 роки тому +19

      and just like that you predicted 2020 perfectly

    • @MrKing-771
      @MrKing-771 4 роки тому +4

      @@countingwithjerold hey there is a new scenario! Thanks for the heads up!

    • @bigguy2016
      @bigguy2016 4 роки тому +4

      Satan: Hey, so people hate getting stabbed, right
      God: yeah?
      Satan: how about a little animal that stabbed them
      God: Umm how about let’s make them productive?
      Satan:Fine but let’s make it hurt
      2020:Rookie numbers

    • @zfitness2005
      @zfitness2005 4 роки тому +2

      FR tho

    • @samuiyuki3117
      @samuiyuki3117 4 роки тому +1

      I'm actually going to buy that tbh

  • @law7378
    @law7378 4 роки тому +136

    "Killer bees are dangerous"
    To kill a enemy, take their health to 0 while maintaining your heal above 0.

  • @greasy_night_rat9102
    @greasy_night_rat9102 5 років тому +103

    "Oh god are they making out?! Jesus DON'T MOUNT HER! NO!!!"
    7:02

  • @The_Mister_E
    @The_Mister_E 5 років тому +321

    According to coyote peterson, killer bee honey is way sweeter than standard european bee honey.
    It's just the matter of getting it from them that's the problem.

    • @FranticSloth22
      @FranticSloth22 5 років тому +13

      TheIncredibleMasterE I mean I’m sure gassing them out will work about the same, they’re just more aggressive so it’d be a little more difficult to get them all but if you have the proper equipment it’d be about the same

    • @Vespidazed
      @Vespidazed 5 років тому +32

      @@FranticSloth22 apparently they are regularly kept by beekeepers in Brazil, they've learned to work with the aggression to harvest the honey. Some claim they get way more honey from their hives too!

    • @Altraiid
      @Altraiid 5 років тому +10

      I like European Bee honey better, Killer Bee honey is like eating fucking liquid sugar, that is, if the honey my grandma bought was natural

    • @trentrogerson9302
      @trentrogerson9302 5 років тому +36

      TheIncredibleMasterE my dad was a beekeeper and had to deal with africanized bees they’re basically like bees on steroids. They make more honey, they live through harsher conditions, and they pollinate more. the downside is they are very aggressive and also they have a tendency to take over other hives so it’s a 50/50 win lose scenario.

    • @TheBones1188
      @TheBones1188 5 років тому +5

      @@Altraiid Honey is literally liquid sugar on all forms, are you on crack?

  • @flamebReath
    @flamebReath 5 років тому +211

    “I risk my life everyday”
    * Attacks bees with bulletproof swat gear *

    • @nullsk1374
      @nullsk1374 5 років тому +33

      Meh they aren’t that great, if a part isn’t tightened correctly or a unknown hole is made or the bees crawl their way in, they will sting you.

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 років тому +2

      I mean when your fucking with killer bees yeah swat gear is only
      way to go if you don’t want to wear it your asking for a couple hundred of little fuckers to try and give you a new asshole

  • @Juku19FR
    @Juku19FR 3 роки тому +67

    Surprised nobody mentioned that the location of the "largest killer bee attack in the world" was called Bisbee. Call it a prophecy or something lol

  • @uchihapikachu2133
    @uchihapikachu2133 5 років тому +140

    He’s the eight tails jinchuuriki, of course he’s dangerous

  • @spedwagon5705
    @spedwagon5705 5 років тому +303

    What do they do???
    Smoke weed and play fortnite?
    - Charlie 2019

    • @Patchess
      @Patchess 5 років тому +12

      Oh wow you quoted the video how original

    • @spedwagon5705
      @spedwagon5705 5 років тому

      @@Patchess yes very I know

    • @spiciestt6136
      @spiciestt6136 5 років тому +2

      It’s like talking about your favourite part after a movie, what’s so bad about that?
      Or do you think getting UA-cam comment likes holds value and you view it as stealing? That would be kinda sad

    • @spedwagon5705
      @spedwagon5705 5 років тому +1

      @@spiciestt6136 ur right, and this is the most likes I think I've gotten on a comment ever I think but I commented it because I thought it was hilarious I'm sorry if I made people think I'm thirsty for comment likes

    • @spiciestt6136
      @spiciestt6136 5 років тому +1

      Meep Sheep nah a lot of people are doing it, was just replying to patches

  • @YUKILOID39
    @YUKILOID39 5 років тому +347

    "Killer bees are dangerous"
    maybe that's why they're called _killer_ bees

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 5 років тому +2

      Like ya don't say

    • @orsonzedd
      @orsonzedd 5 років тому

      Well they're not but

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 5 років тому

      @@orsonzedd Killer bees, like normal bees, are only dangerous if you piss them off. Granted, they are _easier_ to piss off, but still.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 5 років тому +12

      @GoredonTheDestroyer ummm no. Killer bees are a legitimate danger. They attack seemingly unprovoked and are known to quite literally kill. writing them off as just normal bees is an insult to bees

    • @orsonzedd
      @orsonzedd 5 років тому

      @@heckingbamboozled8097 They kill people who are allergic to bees and don't get away in time. Hell most "killer bees" are just honey bees with a bit of african genetics. You shouldn't exterminate them, but call an apiary

  • @vaultboya6253
    @vaultboya6253 Рік тому +1

    "What kind of free loading bees are these? What do they do? Smoke weed and play fortnight."
    Lmao 🤣 that was good

  • @KingChilled
    @KingChilled 5 років тому +681

    Killer Bees rhymes with Killer Bean
    Does this mean we’re getting a spin off?

  • @charmatic_yt2195
    @charmatic_yt2195 4 роки тому +367

    “What do they do, smoke weed and play Fortnite?

    • @xTheHeadLyonx
      @xTheHeadLyonx 3 роки тому +2

      Charlie please don’t make fun of me

    • @bhung4400
      @bhung4400 3 роки тому +1

      That joke was overly funny to me for some reason

  • @level8473
    @level8473 4 роки тому +422

    Imagine a bee in a little astronaut suit, so cute :>

  • @galjenkomilharcic7362
    @galjenkomilharcic7362 3 роки тому +2

    9:10 She opened the door so the bees could get out... That's a 1000 iq moment right there.

  • @tapwater000
    @tapwater000 5 років тому +115

    "I think that's his fetish, getting stung on the nose."
    Johnny Joestar intensifies

    • @slllyy4985
      @slllyy4985 5 років тому +1

      Jojo fucking suck

    • @slllyy4985
      @slllyy4985 5 років тому

      OG Kaneki name checks out🤣

    • @grof4115
      @grof4115 4 роки тому +12

      yeah man giogios are the best

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 роки тому

      @@slllyy4985 Slllyy fucking suck

    • @Drae2212
      @Drae2212 4 роки тому

      @@slllyy4985 Imagine being so oblivious to anime that u think Kaneki is somehow related to JoJo. People who watch JoJo have more fun than Harry Potter nerds.

  • @crazywolf68
    @crazywolf68 5 років тому +393

    Narrator: bees are born adult
    Me, a degenerate: so what you’re saying is I can lewd them

    • @howaboutyoudiddlydont
      @howaboutyoudiddlydont 5 років тому +48

      Stop it this is not the Bee Movie

    • @witchlock2897
      @witchlock2897 5 років тому +48

      "Jesus dont mount her- NO!"

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 5 років тому +22

      Monster girl encyclopedia already best you to it

    • @cameronb7161
      @cameronb7161 5 років тому +22

      Degenerate? You mean man of culture.

    • @kirbygriffin1
      @kirbygriffin1 5 років тому +5

      wait isn’t that the same as they’re always children?

  • @kermitBERRY7
    @kermitBERRY7 5 років тому +508

    “Why didn’t humans ever developed this kind of technology. Like our tailbone extends when we want it to, like we flex our asscheeks real hard we extend a barbed stinger from our tailbone. Just secrete poison when we need to.”
    -Cr1tikal

  • @frogfoot4674
    @frogfoot4674 3 роки тому +4

    Charlie: "Why dont humans have some adaptation like a stinger"
    Humans: Having minds capable of building guns

  • @GenoAranae
    @GenoAranae 5 років тому +118

    Critikal: * uploads *
    UA-cam: "iS tHiS gAmInG?!?!!?"

  • @shaye_budder
    @shaye_budder 5 років тому +497

    “This camera man is super short.”
    Me: I didn’t know you got into camera work, Charlie.
    (Other than using it to stream and record for UA-cam and Twitch. It’s nice to know he’s using it to record his favourite exterminator’s worst enemy.)

    • @providedyeti1518
      @providedyeti1518 5 років тому +1

      A Common Freakshow well duh he’s a twitch streamer and a gamer

  • @jaydeng.3029
    @jaydeng.3029 5 років тому +38

    "What we've done is entomb the bees in the wall."
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESOR

    • @yeet3128
      @yeet3128 5 років тому

      Still waiting for that Amontillado

  • @superiorrex3680
    @superiorrex3680 2 роки тому +1

    This guy lives in BusBee and became a bee exterminator that is some comic book shit well said Charlie..

  • @jconte2343
    @jconte2343 5 років тому +133

    I think if I had to choose between an infestation of killer bees or butterflies, I’d probably choose the butterflies.

    • @kayden9516
      @kayden9516 5 років тому +20

      jconte23 yeah but that’s easy mode

    • @kirbygriffin1
      @kirbygriffin1 5 років тому +24

      pussy

    • @qwertypop343
      @qwertypop343 5 років тому +23

      Butterfly infestation?
      Those two words don't even belong together get outta here

    • @dannyboy2005
      @dannyboy2005 5 років тому +9

      Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

    • @cravenmoorehead8366
      @cravenmoorehead8366 5 років тому +4

      Every time I jerk off a floor tile get pregnant

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 5 років тому +138

    These bees sound frightening, but I gotta be honest: Watching that "newborn" bee emerge from its cell was pretty damn adorable for some reason

  • @ship9220
    @ship9220 5 років тому +584

    Youll never know why this 600 likes.

    • @DiranJiru
      @DiranJiru 5 років тому +12

      How do I subscribe to twitch.tv/moistcr1tical?

    • @zachtoney3977
      @zachtoney3977 5 років тому

      Obesity films Tom Brady kisses his son

    • @PyroAssasin573
      @PyroAssasin573 5 років тому +1

      im broke

    • @obamacopter451
      @obamacopter451 5 років тому +3

      www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

    • @obamacopter451
      @obamacopter451 5 років тому +1

      you put a c instead of a k in critikal -_-

  • @ryuman757
    @ryuman757 3 роки тому +7

    7:16 So was this where "The First Immortal" started?? 🥰🔥

  • @Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory
    @Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory 5 років тому +39

    "Smoke weed and play fortnite? What type of freeloading bees are these?" I'm 😂 I'm dead, funeral's tomorrow

  • @chrissalsop6673
    @chrissalsop6673 5 років тому +54

    that "person gives birth to a younger version of themselves" thing wasn't bees
    it was karl pilkington

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 роки тому +2

      @Nathan T it's not like it's a crazy creative idea

  • @watzen8088
    @watzen8088 4 роки тому +190

    “I don’t mind going out in my full hazmat suit” 👀7 months ago , it was spoken into existence, CHARLIE IS THE ORACLE

    • @josemelgar6718
      @josemelgar6718 4 роки тому +1

      Putther?

    • @SoUnholy
      @SoUnholy 4 роки тому +2

      Charlie belongs in Delphi under the blessings of apollo himself

    • @josemelgar6718
      @josemelgar6718 4 роки тому

      Raichuluv go fuck ur self mate how bout that yea?

    • @watzen8088
      @watzen8088 4 роки тому

      Raichuluv begone heathen !!!

    • @obijuanquenobi1911
      @obijuanquenobi1911 4 роки тому +2

      Y’all were wearing hazmat suits? I was wearing a set of fucking T -51 power armor

  • @jonahlevine-fried4811
    @jonahlevine-fried4811 4 роки тому +9

    Wait they dont have childhoods?
    The bee movie: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 3 роки тому

      You've put a very deressing perspective towards the Bee movie, but there is already one, on how a bee can make like Jazz, and Jizz.

  • @simtexa
    @simtexa 5 років тому +30

    "There are probably monsters in that grass"
    Well, there are ticks, which are worse.

  • @nuclearmonkey2931
    @nuclearmonkey2931 5 років тому +27

    Charlie: Killer bees
    Me: KILLER BEAN

  • @poizunlady67
    @poizunlady67 5 років тому +46

    "They will kill them and keep stinging the corpse"
    Like wasps?

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 років тому +10

      Too be fair atleast Killer bees do pollinate and make honey (actually they pollinate more and make even more and way sweeter honey), but pretty much yes Killer bees are ass holes. Its like if you took a normal bee, jacked it up on literally every steroid and with a bad case of PTSD so it just attacks you no matter what.

    • @stick-itproductions.3307
      @stick-itproductions.3307 5 років тому +4

      Killer bee sees human.
      Killer Bee: THEY'RE IN THE TREES!!

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration 5 років тому +4

      @@a-drewg1716 wasps pollinate too tho

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 роки тому +1

      @@kai_maceration they're Just not very good at it

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 роки тому +2

      I can confirm. Once I was on a walk and I saw a seagull frantically land and then lie down dead, and kept stinging. Had to wait 30 minutes sitting 30 meters away for them to go away. Got a closer look with my phone and they piled on and stripped half of it to bone

  • @TheBestEverEverEver
    @TheBestEverEverEver 2 роки тому +3

    1:30 cameraman is always protected under the laws of war...

  • @slimknight_
    @slimknight_ 5 років тому +30

    Me: I risk my life going out to these bees
    Cameraman: *not wearing any bee protection* Yah, I just film them

  • @Ungabunga_man
    @Ungabunga_man 5 років тому +42

    Doug marcadia: your bee was comfortable to wield, the stinger alignment was excellent, your bee will keeeel.

  • @Whyistomatoafruit
    @Whyistomatoafruit 5 років тому +38

    “ at that point just give the bees the barn.”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @falondonahue8457
    @falondonahue8457 4 роки тому +1

    Penguinz0: Bees don't have a childhood?
    Bees DO have a childhood it's called a 'larva stage'.

  • @jgorogue
    @jgorogue 5 років тому +28

    We can harness the power of killer bees to raid Area 51, use them for cover, and for cqb

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 5 років тому +4

      I know this is a joke, but in real life it would be kinda funny to see, although I'd think all the bee's would most likely just be gunned down.

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 5 років тому +54

    Was expecting Billy the exterminator with Ricky’s head bloating up to a basketball. Am disappointed.

  • @EnderGoku9001
    @EnderGoku9001 5 років тому +38

    Coyote Peterson said killer bees do make honey. It just doesn't taste sweet. "Tastes like rock candy"- Coyote

    • @treedogg
      @treedogg 5 років тому +2

      lol love brave wilderness. well the old brave wilderness. well the not busy filming for animal planet brave wilderness... the tv show is gonna be dope though.

    • @ryan19754
      @ryan19754 5 років тому

      @@treedogg pretty sure the TV show has been out

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 5 років тому +1

      What you really need to try is some hornet honey. Gotta smoke em out first though, so dont get stung in your mouth or lungs.

  • @27C72-o8o
    @27C72-o8o 4 роки тому +6

    I literally saw one a couple months ago in San Diego and it was massive, like massive.

  • @rwdaugherty7215
    @rwdaugherty7215 5 років тому +10

    As a beekeeper I can say that every single wild hive in texas is africanized to some degree, not all of them display the aggressiveness due to high amounts of cross breeding. They are however highly productive with regards to honey and pollenation

  • @ahkira1041
    @ahkira1041 5 років тому +7

    2:10 Charlie: "Just give them astronaut suits"
    *Video immediately after Charlie says that* "4Head"

  • @slimjimmy693
    @slimjimmy693 5 років тому +51

    This man is a joke where is Billy.

  • @disABELity
    @disABELity 3 роки тому +2

    7:17 after evolution of tears hits different

  • @shiftyy6756
    @shiftyy6756 5 років тому +36

    Omg Cr1tikal thought he same as Karl Pilkington. He had a very similar idea about old women being a younger version of themselves, how weird!

    • @CaioAraujoRibeiro
      @CaioAraujoRibeiro 5 років тому +1

      Oh fuck! I was wondering where i'd heard this same idea

    • @Scaring-Crows
      @Scaring-Crows 5 років тому +1

      Went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed!

  • @AJ-qy7bq
    @AJ-qy7bq 5 років тому +43

    9:05 just pointing out the AE86

  • @paranoiac4082
    @paranoiac4082 5 років тому +59

    I keep thinking he’s gonna say “killer bean”

  • @sleepy.dreamer
    @sleepy.dreamer 4 роки тому +7

    headphones on while watching this video was terrifying cause i thought i heard them around me..

  • @OfficialFedHater
    @OfficialFedHater 5 років тому +7

    I remember when I was ten years old and at entomology camp, guy who was our guardian at the camp turns to me and my brother and goes, "Wanna see some killer bees?"
    Hell yeah we went to look at killer bees.
    Got suited up in bee keeping suits that didn't really fit and saw a huge mass of Africanized honey bees in a tree hollow. He smoked them and pulled one out to show us the different kind of bees and in different stages of life.
    Dude straight up didn't give a fuck.

  • @blinkcallum3032
    @blinkcallum3032 5 років тому +5

    So true he literally claims he’s risking his life but then he’s wearing so much protection

    • @Sajer-ch4zy
      @Sajer-ch4zy 5 років тому

      But if he accidentally tears a hole in it he's fucked

  • @specialagentbigsmoke6479
    @specialagentbigsmoke6479 5 років тому +26

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that at 9:00 they are using an AE86 corolla as a prop car?

    • @duffelbag5682
      @duffelbag5682 5 років тому

      its an AE92

    • @specialagentbigsmoke6479
      @specialagentbigsmoke6479 5 років тому +2

      @@duffelbag5682 no it isn't, that front isn't long enough and the wheels are ae86 wheels. There is also another shot like 10 seconds later where its clearly a ae86.

    • @gavinmullet688
      @gavinmullet688 5 років тому

      I’m glad I’m not the only person who noticed this

    • @danielmanzoni9134
      @danielmanzoni9134 5 років тому

      DuffelBag the 92 didn’t come in a fastback

    • @killingelderly4309
      @killingelderly4309 5 років тому

      Special Agent Big Smoke It’s an 86 but it’s a sr5 so it has that longer front bumper so you right my guy

  • @KRMLZ01
    @KRMLZ01 3 роки тому +10

    There is a jellyfish that doesn’t die and does the same thing you were talking about
    They just rebirth before they would die of old age

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 3 роки тому +2

      "LET ME DIE, LET ME DIIIIIIIE..."

    • @duckheadbob
      @duckheadbob 3 роки тому +5

      for those wondering the jellyfish has 7 metamorphic stages of life. when it reaches the 7th stage it will enter a cocoon-like state and re-emerge in the 1st stage of the cycle, thus being able to start the cycle again.

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 3 роки тому +2

      @@duckheadbob reverse butterfly

  • @Goddamnitiwantaname
    @Goddamnitiwantaname 5 років тому +23

    "Pollination is super important. Let them live."
    Charlie, these bees attack everything and everyone. Either they are killed or every living thing on land is fucked.

    • @level8473
      @level8473 4 роки тому

      Ill take the every living thing on land is fucked

  • @Harohikun
    @Harohikun 5 років тому +10

    The story of the 20yo lady is practically the story of king Piccolo.

  • @mishi6525
    @mishi6525 5 років тому +5

    You already know someone would find pleasure out of getting stung by them. Maybe they’re the people in this video

  • @501stcrusade5
    @501stcrusade5 4 роки тому +16

    7:27 That’s actually Mothra

  • @TonyDAnnunzio
    @TonyDAnnunzio 5 років тому +26

    7:25 someone has been watching Karl pilkington he told that story ages ago

    • @3clipse314
      @3clipse314 4 роки тому

      The little round headed buffoon that he is.
      I think zach psychicbebbles also had one similar?

  • @Michael-ru3su
    @Michael-ru3su 5 років тому +10

    those bees have the greatest comic bok origin of all time

  • @GhostOfIDK
    @GhostOfIDK 5 років тому +21

    You should seriously watch Kitchen Nightmares and Hell’s Kitchen, it’s great

  • @autogamernz-br9kv
    @autogamernz-br9kv 3 роки тому +4

    7:40 the interlude in his evaluation of tears album

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 5 років тому +31

    Yo! Say! Ho!
    You know my name, you know my fame, don't be lame!
    Eight Tails, thats me, da rappin, Killer Bee ♫
    A Tailed Beast resides, inside my hide!
    Makin' beats and rhymes and I'm makin' 'em live ♫
    Its what a Jinchuriki needs to survive
    Battle after battle up here in the Bee Hive! ♫

    • @DiranJiru
      @DiranJiru 5 років тому +1

      Fool ya fool!

    • @jarcius
      @jarcius 5 років тому

      bakayaro konoyaro

  • @23tovarm5
    @23tovarm5 5 років тому +194

    Hey watch my six hundred pound life. That will bee a big video

    • @ConnorMcLovin
      @ConnorMcLovin 5 років тому +3

      23tovarm need a crossover now

    • @valentinkrajzelman4649
      @valentinkrajzelman4649 5 років тому

      Bee?

    • @dannyboy2005
      @dannyboy2005 5 років тому +2

      I hate most of the episodes of that show. My sister loves watching the show though. But some of those stories are unbeelievable, really like watching them recover.

    • @notanundesirable
      @notanundesirable 5 років тому

      “Nah that’s boring”

    • @VeedddeeR
      @VeedddeeR 5 років тому

      Hes addressed this issue before on stream, he cant watch it due to the nature of the show and how they are mostly naked half the time in a lot of episodes so he cant without Twitch TOS slammining him for it

  • @praisetay._
    @praisetay._ 5 років тому +27

    "killer bees are dangerous"
    When you drink water it enters your body

  • @ronron208
    @ronron208 4 роки тому +25

    7:16 ... there's already a manga about that, it's called "Memories of Emanon".

  • @phoq9013
    @phoq9013 4 роки тому +27

    Why don’t they wear extra protection under the mask like goggles and masks

  • @eypick6987
    @eypick6987 5 років тому +23

    Wait a second...
    You’re telling me that something named the killer bee is actually dangerous?

  • @TheDONing1
    @TheDONing1 5 років тому +57

    Charlie, the pregnancy/cloning idea is literally mothra from the Godzilla franchise.

    • @stephenreos9316
      @stephenreos9316 5 років тому +1

      Dead Meme he told that same thing on an old podcast, I think his co hosts also Informed him of other people copying the idea

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 5 років тому +1

      @@blackwhitestudios5953 not really

    • @GamiWorks69
      @GamiWorks69 5 років тому

      @UCY2WgtsYZOUoWWqKraBZo3A yeah, I even came to the comments to see if anybody else said this

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 років тому +1

      I think there's also a jellyfish like that

    • @GamiWorks69
      @GamiWorks69 5 років тому +2

      @@xryeau_1760 yeah, it reverts itself into its polyp form and is technically immortal

  • @UCUCUC27
    @UCUCUC27 4 роки тому +6

    "what is this the faladore massacre" wow a runescape refrence i never saw that coming

  • @justaguy5929
    @justaguy5929 5 років тому +41

    Yo screw whatever the hell that guy is using. Get some frebreeze and a damn lighter. That will do the trick.

    • @Execuor
      @Execuor 5 років тому +3

      That just makes the bees just more mad at you, good luck surviving 10 thousand killerbees coming from all sides

  • @saltbread3844
    @saltbread3844 5 років тому +8

    Ricky can murder 3000000 bees per second with his hair spray

  • @Wookie546
    @Wookie546 5 років тому +4

    Imagine the coolness you gotta have to be a killer bee removal expert

  • @TheWalkingDavid
    @TheWalkingDavid 4 роки тому +4

    “But will they CUT??” *said like Dave off forged in fire*

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +12

    I think Karl Pilkington came up with Charlie's idea for immortality way back.

  • @realsnang82
    @realsnang82 5 років тому +36

    with a name like "killer" bees, who would've thought they would actually be dangerous?

  • @Celeron_619
    @Celeron_619 5 років тому +7

    9:00 Takumi Fujiwara gets attacked by Killer Bees

  • @auxistic
    @auxistic 4 роки тому +6

    Killer Bean: The Killer Bees Attack, I can see charlie funding the patron for this movie