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  • @Flyingtart
    @Flyingtart 5 років тому +7261

    This is like watching interdimensional cable.

  • @AlphaQHard
    @AlphaQHard 5 років тому +3624

    Imagine being related to the washing machine guy and having to explain to your friends why you don’t stay in contact with your brother.

    • @saucegotti9416
      @saucegotti9416 5 років тому +185

      Having to explain he broke 5 of your washing machines

    • @evansterba6284
      @evansterba6284 5 років тому +31

      Is there something you want to say kool-aid man?

    • @thaifood5240
      @thaifood5240 5 років тому +7

      I'm kinda used to being in commercials too man

    • @busterschannel4794
      @busterschannel4794 5 років тому +1

      He needed to go back in for a better rinse to much soap. Better yet he needs to use one of those combos that are a dryer too.

    • @JonnyCoolMelt
      @JonnyCoolMelt 5 років тому +1

      Kool-Aid Man , it’s probably what started it all... being locked in the washer by a step brother.

  • @yournan1099
    @yournan1099 5 років тому +2686

    “That’s the best you can do? the sex offender shuffle?” That killed me 😂😂

    • @stevenjounstown
      @stevenjounstown 4 роки тому +5

      Same here 🤣

    • @joonaspenttila201
      @joonaspenttila201 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah every video from charlie has the one comment that totaly kills me and makes me pause and that was it in this xd

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv 4 роки тому

      nan what’re ye doing ‘ere?

    • @shadynroy9637
      @shadynroy9637 3 роки тому +6

      5:04

    • @ashtray378
      @ashtray378 3 роки тому +1

      I love that part where he mentions Ernest Scared Stupid, one of my favorite movies as a kid

  • @CP-kq4eh
    @CP-kq4eh 3 роки тому +980

    Jesus christ i didn't expect them to actually turn on the washing machine

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 роки тому +101

      i wasn't expecting it either; that really took me for a spin.

    • @albino_o7645
      @albino_o7645 3 роки тому +10

      @@SpaceMissile Hey i like that

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 роки тому +1

      @@DIM3S777 it means you are completely sane unlike those freaks in the video

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 3 роки тому +14

      That made me nauseous and so anxious immediately...

    • @acultural_
      @acultural_ 3 роки тому +7

      he was trying to recreate what it felt like being in the womb

  • @vq9834uq3
    @vq9834uq3 5 років тому +1424

    the washing machine video made me more anxious than ive ever been

    • @JMcAfreak
      @JMcAfreak 5 років тому +52

      That was the backwards foot thing for me.

    • @RBNN69
      @RBNN69 4 роки тому +1

      Thwart

    • @FReNchMoLEy
      @FReNchMoLEy 4 роки тому +14

      i stopped the vid and scrolled down to the comments to see if i was the only one. lol! thats my WORST NIGHTMARE!!

    • @mydadsaid9347
      @mydadsaid9347 4 роки тому +11

      Claustrophobia
      Or
      Motion Sickness

    • @peachcobbler641
      @peachcobbler641 4 роки тому +4

      Reminded me of that guy who put himself in a full tub while strapped to a bunch of crap and died on video

  • @zacharywatkins3907
    @zacharywatkins3907 5 років тому +921

    The most genuine “Oh shit” I’ve ever heard lmfao

  • @adude7944
    @adude7944 5 років тому +2199

    "i've never had an injury"
    then what's that on his head 10 seconds earlier

    • @whyteterror4168
      @whyteterror4168 5 років тому +250

      Just a flesh wound

    • @ByeX360
      @ByeX360 5 років тому +404

      It's the wood's blood. Duh

    • @alebeerzy1890
      @alebeerzy1890 5 років тому +132

      His forehead was injected with reinforced gold from the alien planet, ma'kok, 100 light years away from earth

    • @GIZMOlightt
      @GIZMOlightt 5 років тому +20

      Not an injury

    • @Altraiid
      @Altraiid 5 років тому +3

      @@alebeerzy1890 yes

  • @reecethurman4714
    @reecethurman4714 3 роки тому +533

    Bro I just realized that I think being stuck in a washing machine would be my worst fear. It’s claustrophobic af, cold, you’re kind of drowning and suffocating, you’ve got soap burning your eyes, and to top it off you’re spinning... it doesn’t sound fun

    • @calypsom5797
      @calypsom5797 3 роки тому +46

      Luckily, there is no way youre getting in and ot starting by accident

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 3 роки тому +29

      @@calypsom5797 but someone can shove you in

    • @UR_Bum007
      @UR_Bum007 3 роки тому +47

      No one can hear you scream over the tumbling of the machine

    • @CrabRagoon117
      @CrabRagoon117 3 роки тому +19

      Don't forget the heat wash cycle

    • @napstaperd8824
      @napstaperd8824 3 роки тому +11

      Someone needs to make a horror movie out of this

  • @mikezenox
    @mikezenox 5 років тому +2610

    7:58
    *Charlie's search history:* Gordon Ramsey shirtless
    Uhhh

    • @i22367
      @i22367 5 років тому +376

      he looked that up when he was watching kitchen nightmares om stream

    • @i22367
      @i22367 5 років тому +148

      on*

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 4 роки тому +34

      “Eating before bed. Good for muscle?”

    • @mikezenox
      @mikezenox 4 роки тому +3

      @@imbi9580 lmaoo

    • @gogokowai
      @gogokowai 4 роки тому +13

      @Channel The Gordon Ramsay is FUCKING RAW

  • @myman2328
    @myman2328 5 років тому +1023

    7:25 looks like a Skyrim loading screen where you get to spin around the object. Even the music in the background

  • @grakoe
    @grakoe 5 років тому +2144

    My superpower ?
    I know every single digit of pi
    just not in order

    • @nottheoriginalhandle
      @nottheoriginalhandle 5 років тому +47

      1.23456789013621

    • @Thunderdude135
      @Thunderdude135 5 років тому +62

      3.1414141414141414
      sorry im too smart for this world

    • @VEXTE
      @VEXTE 5 років тому +3

      Thunder u dumb or joking

    • @araresu9133
      @araresu9133 5 років тому +8

      Wait wtf the likes are exactly 314

    • @jx3382
      @jx3382 5 років тому +4

      @@VEXTE r/woooooosh

  • @topdragon8164
    @topdragon8164 4 роки тому +468

    The washing machine man's backstory be like, it all started when my mom shoved me into the washing machine by accident.

    • @Onemorerep03
      @Onemorerep03 3 роки тому +8

      That shit seems scary

    • @nikolay5511
      @nikolay5511 3 роки тому +15

      A washing machine killed his parents, now he gets in washing machines to get revenge

    • @KindaStupid.
      @KindaStupid. 3 роки тому +3

      By accident?

    • @szymongrabarczyk3561
      @szymongrabarczyk3561 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah and his cryptonite is stained clothes.

    • @gateirotop3770
      @gateirotop3770 3 роки тому

      Before that guess the situation where the parents had sex

  • @hufus.1549
    @hufus.1549 5 років тому +1601

    “More afraid of gluten than the boogeyman”
    I died 😂

    • @benkenobi_
      @benkenobi_ 5 років тому +2

      Same Lmfao

    • @bigman9838
      @bigman9838 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @jayjaygolden5123
      @jayjaygolden5123 5 років тому +2

      I mean be honest that can either mean this man has balls of steel and does not fear no boogeyman, or they are really terrified of gluten
      Or both

    • @TheRealUnkn0wn_289
      @TheRealUnkn0wn_289 5 років тому +1

      Gluten makes me shit water...

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 5 років тому

      rip

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 5 років тому +1445

    “That’s the best you can do? The goddamn sex offender shuffle?”

    • @samanthacassidy2389
      @samanthacassidy2389 5 років тому +20

      Best part of the video

    • @cIeetz
      @cIeetz 5 років тому +13

      legit the funniest shit i ever heard

    • @justinboyd9725
      @justinboyd9725 5 років тому +10

      I just lost my shit when he said that

    • @mrburnz22
      @mrburnz22 5 років тому +3

      Sex offender shuffle 😭😭😭

    • @Leeeemm
      @Leeeemm 5 років тому

      Thomas Weeden 😂😂😂

  • @savagesw
    @savagesw 4 роки тому +482

    That guy failing in wash machine is the hardest I've laughed in a long time

    • @asamedeus7829
      @asamedeus7829 3 роки тому +2

      LOL!!!

    • @jaxonsevero1045
      @jaxonsevero1045 3 роки тому +11

      I was scared I was watching a man die

    • @citrusfruit8418
      @citrusfruit8418 3 роки тому +6

      @@jaxonsevero1045 only thing that died was his dignity

    • @kek848
      @kek848 3 роки тому +1

      Fucking dying cause it looked like he died

  • @CykMyBlyat59
    @CykMyBlyat59 4 роки тому +272

    2:49 How did he discover his power of TOILET SEAT HEAD BUTTING what was he attempting on his first breakthrough

    • @deathhimself7140
      @deathhimself7140 4 роки тому +40

      It wouldnt flush so he raged and broke the seat

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 3 роки тому +4

      just got angry ig

    • @uhohmemebiggestboy212
      @uhohmemebiggestboy212 3 роки тому

      Your explanations are good but who he would have had to charge his toilet like a bull to hit with his head

    • @mattmammone2338
      @mattmammone2338 3 роки тому +1

      @Omnipotent Balooga Whale If busting your head on a toilet seat, so hard it smashes, alcoholism must be a gift

    • @DasOmen02
      @DasOmen02 3 роки тому +1

      Being blackout drunk be like

  • @ImTheGibby
    @ImTheGibby 5 років тому +780

    “Let me clap them cheeks” -Fastest clapper in the west (2019)

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому +3766

    My name is Cr1TiKaL, and I am NOT a emo skater, NOR am I in a boyband, but I am moist

    • @senseinuuh
      @senseinuuh 5 років тому +38

      This commen made me go to bath and throw in some toasters

    • @lilderry16
      @lilderry16 5 років тому

      @@senseinuuh are you okay

    • @senseinuuh
      @senseinuuh 5 років тому +19

      @@lilderry16 actually no, but it doesn't matter

    • @alienelephant4721
      @alienelephant4721 5 років тому +36

      Many knows him as Cr1TiKal...
      Some such as I knows him as *PENGUINZ0*

    • @jesseritchie9282
      @jesseritchie9282 5 років тому +3

      @@alienelephant4721 REAL OG

  • @evansevans8279
    @evansevans8279 5 років тому +246

    Mr.Elastic's ability is a solid depiction of "painful to watch"

    • @KaiNLinda
      @KaiNLinda 5 років тому +11

      He can audition as a zombie for movies

    • @MRoach03
      @MRoach03 5 років тому +4

      I got a chronic knee pain just from watching that.

    • @TheRealUnkn0wn_289
      @TheRealUnkn0wn_289 5 років тому +1

      That was disturbing to watch, I almost threw up in pain

    • @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327
      @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 5 років тому

      Markiplier has the same superpower.

    • @mrburnz22
      @mrburnz22 5 років тому

      I covered the screen thats witch craft 😂😂😂

  • @ripDigitalGraveyard
    @ripDigitalGraveyard 4 роки тому +102

    That puts a new meaning to “step bro I’m stuck in the washer”

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 7 місяців тому

      That guy sees those videos but just shakes his head in dissapointment

  • @davidnavarro1141
    @davidnavarro1141 5 років тому +530

    “Also a navy seal with 500 confirmed Toilet seat kills” 😂😂😂

  • @jaydylan2468
    @jaydylan2468 5 років тому +1007

    How do u discover u have a talent for escaping a washing machine

    • @pureevil9496
      @pureevil9496 5 років тому +255

      Bad parents

    • @AriFlux
      @AriFlux 5 років тому +136

      Out of necessity

    • @tbroski910
      @tbroski910 5 років тому +77

      You escape a washing machine I imagine

    • @smithsmitherson3202
      @smithsmitherson3202 5 років тому +35

      Hide in a laundry basket as a 3 year old kid, your mom picks up the laundry from the basket including you, puts to 4 hours of washing with intense cleaning settings, rest is up to your imagination.

    • @logonontrily4161
      @logonontrily4161 5 років тому +28

      Shitty superhero backstory.

  • @milIyrock
    @milIyrock 5 років тому +296

    Sometimes I forget that Charlie has 3.5 million subs. We all feel like a close group of friends, even though there is so many of us.

    • @undercoverjihadi9252
      @undercoverjihadi9252 5 років тому +18

      Maybe it's because Legatus is one of the first people you see on every comment section of his

    • @Bionimetic
      @Bionimetic 5 років тому +10

      you're right, lmao. Check in his channel and still feels like he's under 500k subs

    • @inconsequential3996
      @inconsequential3996 5 років тому +25

      I think it’s because of the low editing. His videos just feel low quality and makes it seem like it’s a small UA-camr (by low quality I mean like not much editing and effort but he’s hilarious)

    • @anactualoldlady1560
      @anactualoldlady1560 5 років тому +3

      We all have on hive mind that’s way we get along.

    • @cheekibreeki9155
      @cheekibreeki9155 5 років тому +2

      Who the fuck am I?

  • @straypaperplane
    @straypaperplane 4 роки тому +134

    "This looks like a guy with a high IQ"
    So there is still hope for the rest of us!

    • @MagnustheMage
      @MagnustheMage 4 роки тому +6

      There's hope for our ass after all!

  • @ivan5604
    @ivan5604 5 років тому +368

    I literally had a friend in elementary school who could turn his feet backwards and walk like “Mr. elastic”
    More like “Mr average double jointed legs guy”

    • @SludgeMetalCreature
      @SludgeMetalCreature 4 роки тому

      I can do that too

    • @jesseroman2247
      @jesseroman2247 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @casual_ssb3282
      @casual_ssb3282 4 роки тому +1

      I’m pretty sure I saw like half the freshman at my school do this in an attempt to impress people, they would also do backflips which in my opinion are far more impressive then turning your feet backwards.

    • @Im2lazy4thisCrit
      @Im2lazy4thisCrit 7 місяців тому

      Plot Twist: Your friend in elementary IS Mr.Elastic

    • @Im2lazy4thisCrit
      @Im2lazy4thisCrit 7 місяців тому

      @@casual_ssb3282I don’t think I’d call it more impressive since anyone can do a backflip but not anyone can turn their feet backwards and especially run while doing it

  • @johnmarston6556
    @johnmarston6556 5 років тому +631

    6:30 " if i can clap my hands 1000 times a minute i can clap your cheeks 1000 times a minute"

    • @justsomeguy7761
      @justsomeguy7761 5 років тому +5

      John Marston Arthur Morgan was better

    • @johnmarston6556
      @johnmarston6556 5 років тому +9

      @@justsomeguy7761 hes dead and i rock his hat better than he did

    • @tofu2886
      @tofu2886 5 років тому +8

      So are you 😏

    • @jesse7328
      @jesse7328 5 років тому

      John Marston Arthur is better

    • @usernamesunknown2197
      @usernamesunknown2197 5 років тому +1

      John Marston thanks John very cool

  • @frootneinger2291
    @frootneinger2291 5 років тому +623

    "If i do a lot of these the scalp starts to bleed"
    *Video of him bleeding from his scalp*
    A few moments later..
    "I've never had an injury"
    :/

    • @TheRealDescartes
      @TheRealDescartes 4 роки тому +50

      T'is but a scratch

    • @RyucioFade
      @RyucioFade 4 роки тому +24

      Bleeding isn't an injury

    • @therun7024
      @therun7024 4 роки тому +16

      Tis’ but a flesh wound

    • @scythe2534
      @scythe2534 4 роки тому +3

      WetKetchup the black knight will forever be one of my favorite sketches on any show/movie/anything NT

    • @hardfugoo1
      @hardfugoo1 4 роки тому +4

      Froot Neinger for a man such as he the only injury is death. He speaketh the truth.

  • @Joe-bs8hb
    @Joe-bs8hb 4 роки тому +138

    The washing machine one physically pained me as claustrophobic.

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 роки тому +3

      Nope you are just sane and normal

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 роки тому

      @@komorebi3555 yes

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 3 роки тому

      @@komorebi3555 masochism has to involve 2 people. this is just insanity

  • @jacobnorwood9046
    @jacobnorwood9046 5 років тому +816

    The guy who broke the toilet seat on his head is my teacher at a community college! he broke the world record for breaking the most toilet seats with his head

    • @scythe2534
      @scythe2534 4 роки тому +25

      killthesnail is he actually smart tho

    • @squazzley
      @squazzley 4 роки тому +6

      My hero

    • @jacobnorwood9046
      @jacobnorwood9046 4 роки тому +72

      @@scythe2534 hella. he's a millionaire teaching at a community college

    • @scythe2534
      @scythe2534 4 роки тому +55

      @@jacobnorwood9046 hes a MILLIONAIRE? bruh this guy has it all figured out

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 4 роки тому +1

      B r u h

  • @bombasticbagman210
    @bombasticbagman210 5 років тому +1010

    My super power is the power to move through time but only at normal speed

    • @nnwp9160
      @nnwp9160 5 років тому +82

      Wait, so you mean to tell me that you travel 1 hour per hour?!?!
      *Dang*

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 років тому +24

      @@nnwp9160 you mean 1 second per second?

    • @CylonDorado
      @CylonDorado 5 років тому +40

      That will never defeat my King Crimson.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +5

      I just zone out and skip over some parts.

    • @zeph769
      @zeph769 5 років тому +6

      Get the hell out. GET OUUUUUUUT. GET OUUUUUUUUUUT.

  • @mrjohnnyk
    @mrjohnnyk 5 років тому +66

    "This looks like a man with a high IQ, holding a broken toilet seat that he just clobbered his head with"
    LMAO

  • @Joemama-rt4vi
    @Joemama-rt4vi 3 роки тому +19

    I’m 12 and I actually do remember watching Ernest scared stupid, I just didn’t know what it was called thank you Charlie I’m gonna go rewatch this comedic and CGI masterpiece

  • @Tombomb3107
    @Tombomb3107 5 років тому +354

    Elastic Man: I think I'm the only one who can walk with my feet backwards
    Markiplier: Hold my non-alcoholic beverage

    • @elijahbownes1559
      @elijahbownes1559 5 років тому +11

      Thought the same damn thing

    • @ailinmcgee1743
      @ailinmcgee1743 5 років тому +4

      Oof

    • @thrownawaytubes
      @thrownawaytubes 5 років тому +4

      Bro okay I’m not the only one that thought of this

    • @javakio6267
      @javakio6267 4 роки тому +1

      Did he actually spin his legs around?

    • @dakota4803
      @dakota4803 4 роки тому +2

      Omg i love the fact that you know that he cant drink

  • @jakemcleod4983
    @jakemcleod4983 5 років тому +442

    “He’s also a navy seal with 500 confirmed toilet seat kills” 😂 my guy you have made me laugh on every video of yours I’ve watched

  • @aname848
    @aname848 5 років тому +114

    Charlie looking through the SHIELD Database for recruits for his elite superhero team to aid Doug Dimmadome

  • @WeebRemover4500
    @WeebRemover4500 4 роки тому +40

    "eating before bed good or bad for muscle"
    its good, charlie.

  • @Dirtbiker463
    @Dirtbiker463 5 років тому +89

    In Charlie’s recently searched: “eating before bed good or bad for muscle” also: “Gordon Ramsey shirtless”

    • @erinonfire70
      @erinonfire70 4 роки тому +10

      Gordon ramsay shirtless was for his kitchen nightmares stream btw

  • @drakevegas7073
    @drakevegas7073 5 років тому +93

    Mister Elastic could probably steal a lot of handicapped spaces and not piss anyone off.

    • @GeneralForster
      @GeneralForster 5 років тому +9

      Now *that* is how you use your powers for good

  • @zaqshelfer7201
    @zaqshelfer7201 5 років тому +252

    When ur waiting in the fallout/Skyrim loading screen 7:28

  • @bigmike4923
    @bigmike4923 3 роки тому +16

    I know a couple people that can do the backwards foot thing I'm not sure how this guy even has a record for it, but he's too wholesome so he can keep it

  • @griefingstar5065
    @griefingstar5065 5 років тому +187

    Guy: enters washer
    Me: oh ok he is just gonna get in with the door closed without turning on the washer
    Guy #2: turns on washer
    Me: Holy shit

  • @joofn2803
    @joofn2803 5 років тому +174

    Video is titled "Real Superheroes"
    less than 2 minutes in and there's people pretending to be show horses on screen

    • @shartybterezi4248
      @shartybterezi4248 4 роки тому +2

      Those are real superheroes.

    • @lategamer6684
      @lategamer6684 3 роки тому +2

      They're not the heroes we deserve
      Or need
      But they're the ones we have

  • @chrisstubbs4355
    @chrisstubbs4355 5 років тому +566

    To everyone who hasn't seen the video yet: no, he hasn't cut his hair yet.
    You can go now

  • @fxrestmoon
    @fxrestmoon 4 роки тому +336

    "Elastic Man"
    What about Markiplier-

    • @Monarch_789
      @Monarch_789 4 роки тому +17

      Exactly, I was going to post the same thing,

    • @edenwillow5426
      @edenwillow5426 4 роки тому +15

      and he also kept saying the other person who can’t walk a fucking loser aka mark i was like it’s funny cause he doesn’t know

    • @DiminquintalicusDilwonicus
      @DiminquintalicusDilwonicus 4 роки тому +15

      mark can like run with his legs backwards or something like that

    • @LynxLycan2
      @LynxLycan2 3 роки тому +1

      @@DiminquintalicusDilwonicus really?

    • @samandrews7856
      @samandrews7856 3 роки тому +3

      @@LynxLycan2 yep he can lol.

  • @VINOS234
    @VINOS234 5 років тому +125

    "Professional cuddler" in the search bar
    Perhaps Charlie wants a сосkroach plush so he can cuddle it with, professionally

  • @kitanhasmaximus1707
    @kitanhasmaximus1707 5 років тому +112

    i like how professional cuddling is in the search bar
    :}

  • @MW2fabian
    @MW2fabian 5 років тому +166

    7:52
    “I hang out with guys because it’s less drama”

    • @nate6360
      @nate6360 5 років тому +1

      DADDY WHYD YOU LEAVE ME

  • @thisguy9148
    @thisguy9148 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you for keeping me company while everybody's gone right now

  • @jrjr3082
    @jrjr3082 5 років тому +86

    A physicist told me that with my body weight I can become the coolest hood ornament

  • @TheArtofHorror
    @TheArtofHorror 5 років тому +140

    Cr1TiKaL : "I cant imagine clapping for hours a day"
    Also Cr1TiKaL .... goes back to throwing pencil overhead back wards into a cup for hours a day ...moist .

  • @matthogan8494
    @matthogan8494 5 років тому +96

    8:00 “Eating before bed good or bad for muscle?”

    • @ralleks
      @ralleks 5 років тому +8

      Its bad Charlie 😂

    • @askyourselfsfather6516
      @askyourselfsfather6516 5 років тому +14

      He doesn’t know what he’s talking about yet likes to give nutrition advice🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @sumjester
      @sumjester 5 років тому +2

      It's cute to think that Charlie as we know it want some of em ripped biceps

    • @Jake-kp3vd
      @Jake-kp3vd 5 років тому +9

      7:58 Gordon Ramsay shirtless

    • @ettu357
      @ettu357 5 років тому +4

      @@Jake-kp3vd That was during another stream. Someone in chat said gordon ramsay is ripped and Charlie disagreed

  • @fresherturtle1154
    @fresherturtle1154 4 роки тому +15

    5:38 the long silence from Charlie and the clapping, right before that line made me laugh harder than I have in years
    Thank you

  • @sirterrell04
    @sirterrell04 5 років тому +62

    2:02 man escapes prison by becoming the laundry

  • @w1ldkr158
    @w1ldkr158 5 років тому +61

    4:45 Dude walks like a AT-ST Walker from Star Wars

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 5 років тому +280

    But can they crush cockroaches for the bearded beauty on the bottom left?

    • @dylanj950
      @dylanj950 5 років тому

      bearded beauty
      :PikaLuL:

  • @asm8885
    @asm8885 3 роки тому +32

    This man with backward feet is the closest specimen we have to Xavier renegade angel

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 7 місяців тому

      There was that lady with legs that went completely backward

  • @DivyenduKashyap
    @DivyenduKashyap 5 років тому +271

    8:00 "eating before bed good or bad for muscle"

    • @markthomas3156
      @markthomas3156 5 років тому +71

      Why say many word when few word do trick?

    • @KipForce
      @KipForce 5 років тому +3

      Duskram lmao I see you're a parks and rec fan

    • @martinrico203
      @martinrico203 5 років тому +10

      @@KipForce that's from the office

    • @OMGitsTerasu
      @OMGitsTerasu 5 років тому +1

      @@martinrico203 that was a huge fail

    • @martinrico203
      @martinrico203 5 років тому +4

      @@OMGitsTerasu how?

  • @samuelgolden2175
    @samuelgolden2175 5 років тому +136

    4:21 "sir u ok"
    *Guy with his legs backwards* " yeah I'm fine"

    • @elchickon9544
      @elchickon9544 5 років тому +3

      Samuel Golden i can do that also and run... hes not the only one

    • @Theppo101
      @Theppo101 5 років тому +1

      @@elchickon9544 True, it's just hypermobility in the joints.
      I have it to some degree, my brother has it way worse and he can do just that as well, I'd say to a much better degree.
      It's not a superpower and it's more likely to be a weakness after all.
      My knee has once bent out of place and the doctor told me to start working out my legs so the hypermobility won't cause something similar in the future.

    • @elchickon9544
      @elchickon9544 5 років тому +1

      Theppo101 i try and be careful when i do it and not run too fast or bend when doing it

    • @Tops-gf9gf
      @Tops-gf9gf 5 років тому +1

      I tried to see how fast I could go on a treadmill with my feet backwards and I got up to 3.5 before I had to stop. It’s funny to think that people believe they are the only ones but multiple people can turn their feet around

    • @bobthebuilder9339
      @bobthebuilder9339 5 років тому +1

      My dad can do it and turn his feet more then mr elastic lol

  • @gerryadams7448
    @gerryadams7448 5 років тому +154

    People dress up as horses*
    *old town road begins playing*

  • @binarydark4811
    @binarydark4811 4 роки тому +11

    Honestly, I'm pretty impressed with washing machine dude. Guy goes into a very confined space, shackled, water filling up, and stills lives after. Nice.

  • @DatzAdam
    @DatzAdam 5 років тому +38

    My two most favorite things in the world:
    1. Ed Sheeran
    2.Eating food before bed to gain muscles (or not)

    • @henrybottomsworth
      @henrybottomsworth 5 років тому +3

      weird...

    • @thebeesting2047
      @thebeesting2047 5 років тому

      What does this even mean

    • @Lonelypizadirt
      @Lonelypizadirt 5 років тому +3

      thebeesting it’s an obscure reference to Charlie’s internet search history at 8:00

    • @bakedspade
      @bakedspade 5 років тому +1

      Is it really "obscure" being from this very video? I wouldn't say so.

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 5 років тому +22

    Clapping Man: "If I clap my hands fast enough for you, will you clap your cheeks for me?"

  • @petpiranhagamer7376
    @petpiranhagamer7376 5 років тому +55

    2:15 how it feels as a five year old taking a bath

  • @taidusthealien
    @taidusthealien 4 роки тому +15

    7:26 when you beat a game and you're looking at the character models in the Gallery.

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 5 років тому +70

    *"The sex offender shuffle"*
    IM DEAD.

  • @DromeTrades
    @DromeTrades 5 років тому +142

    I've always wondered what would happen if a person went in a washing machine
    Anybody else want him to go in the drier next?

    • @DromeTrades
      @DromeTrades 5 років тому +5

      @Derek Bartlett I just noticed that. No wonder he came out Shinier 😂

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 5 років тому +9

      @Derek Bartlett they need to put oxyclean that will cleanse his soul from all the sins he committed

    • @mutestingray
      @mutestingray 5 років тому +1

      I was legit fucking worried about him for some reason.

  • @Skyler.142
    @Skyler.142 5 років тому +126

    You’re the real superhero for squishing all those cockroaches

    • @amilkboy5756
      @amilkboy5756 5 років тому +3

      No the real superhero is the mayonnaise chef. After all not many people can eat that much mayonnaise in one sitting.

    • @greenswamponion7330
      @greenswamponion7330 5 років тому +1

      @@amilkboy5756 The real hero is his arteries. They havent gotten clogged yet somehow

    • @timdecoursey287
      @timdecoursey287 5 років тому

      With a cry that strikes fear in the hearts of cockroaches everywhere

    • @amilkboy5756
      @amilkboy5756 5 років тому

      @@greenswamponion7330 I never took the arteries into consideration thank you for opening my eyes.

  • @BrendonTerra
    @BrendonTerra 4 роки тому +10

    7:15 my man looking like a “very slim” Dark Souls 3 character build

    • @frog2444
      @frog2444 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao I’m gonna see if I can recreate that guy in bloodborne

    • @BrendonTerra
      @BrendonTerra 4 роки тому

      @@frog2444 Just started a new play-through the other day. Idk why it’s so much more addictive than the other games.

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant2076 5 років тому +44

    10 seconds in and the On the Spot intro just blasts my skull into oblivion

  • @ishouldvedknown
    @ishouldvedknown 5 років тому +138

    I literally can turn my feet back 180 where’s my clout

    • @datpisidukmv2819
      @datpisidukmv2819 5 років тому +29

      i can do the same with my dick

    • @potatobug5136
      @potatobug5136 5 років тому +20

      @@datpisidukmv2819 BRUH u alright?

    • @ceejay6902
      @ceejay6902 5 років тому +6

      @@potatobug5136 lmao you took the words right out of my mouth

    • @jahseh8194
      @jahseh8194 4 роки тому +2

      @@ceejay6902 what his dick?

  • @JK-ei7wr
    @JK-ei7wr 5 років тому +91

    I was born and raised and New Orleans and I swear to God I’ve never heard of this pony festival. That’s some Shreveport shit right there.

    • @1cin9z35
      @1cin9z35 4 роки тому +1

      Your Lord and Savior I mean it’s in New Orleans tho not Shreveport

    • @Zonk694
      @Zonk694 4 роки тому

      Yeah I’ve never seen that shit in New Orleans and hope to God I never do.

    • @Notjacobsilvestri
      @Notjacobsilvestri 4 роки тому

      Shreveport looks like some Chalmations to me

    • @dzydzy101
      @dzydzy101 4 роки тому

      1cin9z same

  • @inspire.610
    @inspire.610 4 роки тому +98

    7:52 Netflix: Are you still watching?
    Somebody’s daughter:

  • @legatus3213
    @legatus3213 5 років тому +1664

    Day 247 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.
    Je suis pas encore dans mon bain.

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 5 років тому +59

      Just let the Lego Star wars series die in piece already

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому +63

      @@mftripz8445 But it's the best. ANd they are a]making a new game.

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому +32

      Continue the fine work friend.

    • @aidan.2263
      @aidan.2263 5 років тому +20

      Mf Tripz No, he needs this. No. WE NEED THIS

    • @gloomyjz
      @gloomyjz 5 років тому +11

      Legatus 247? Goddamn

  • @SatanAzerath
    @SatanAzerath 5 років тому +10

    Lol the enthusiasm over the Earnest reference. XD My dad watched those movies all the time when I was a kid. Sucks that he died so suddenly.

  • @Goodluckwarzone
    @Goodluckwarzone 5 років тому +56

    Yo that guy’s knees are gonna be fuckeddd

    • @moralexbme
      @moralexbme 5 років тому +10

      Why do you think he carries a walking stick? Muscles and tendons must be fuck'd already.

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 5 років тому +3

      aye, probably he can do that bc they're fucked already and continuing to do it isn't helping

  • @kentdog5183
    @kentdog5183 3 роки тому +1

    I’m losing many wonderful hours listening to this guy. Genius.

  • @KeatsQRST
    @KeatsQRST 5 років тому +718

    Day 215 of supporting Legatus in getting Charlie to do a moist meter on LEGO Star Wars the complete saga

    • @godofpancakes766
      @godofpancakes766 5 років тому +27

      You and legatus have done amazing jobs truly legends,i have gave up on this journey long ago.

    • @RustyShacklefordReal
      @RustyShacklefordReal 5 років тому +17

      Despite the fact that their legacy was shat upon by charlie himself, they march onwards evermore in the epic and daring pursuit of moisture.

    • @zaya5360
      @zaya5360 5 років тому +7

      Please never stop supporting

    • @gleiru7282
      @gleiru7282 5 років тому +1

      you’re right under him

    • @7thous
      @7thous 5 років тому

      Fr

  • @Mothwater
    @Mothwater 5 років тому +74

    You should watch more Stan Lee’s superhumans.

  • @nordbjorn3283
    @nordbjorn3283 5 років тому +56

    The reason I like Penguin's vids is that they rarely have any ads due to demonetization 😂

  • @yokuutsu9097
    @yokuutsu9097 4 роки тому +11

    4:23 when your character model is loaded improperly

  • @thsudy
    @thsudy 5 років тому +48

    Is this the Netflix adaptation of X-Men?

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 5 років тому +4

      They did that already. It's called The Umbrella Academy.... It's shit.

  • @jackvoogle5776
    @jackvoogle5776 5 років тому +16

    Dude Ernest Scared Stupid is legit one of the greatest underrated movies of all time. Those troll effects and shit...gold. Top notch reference.

  • @KingPancat
    @KingPancat 4 роки тому +24

    Glad to see Ewan Macgregor found a new talent in clapping

  • @elgringo1893
    @elgringo1893 3 роки тому +22

    The feet turning walker makes me actually feel a little bit sick to my stomach

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 3 роки тому

      same. my great aunt has knee arthritis and that one really made me cringe

  • @JHouse151
    @JHouse151 5 років тому +14

    I just watched a man's soul leave his body during the spin cycle...Thank you UA-cam!

  • @jordanf2222
    @jordanf2222 5 років тому +34

    *see "professional cuddler" in search bar*
    Hmmmmmm? Ookay

  • @lilVertin
    @lilVertin 5 років тому +4

    My uncle is a superhero, he beats me every time.

  • @ccxgaming6864
    @ccxgaming6864 4 роки тому +25

    "More afraid of gluten than the boogy man"

  • @xpoisonit5091
    @xpoisonit5091 5 років тому +159

    Mr.Elastic isn’t the only one that can do that🤣.Markiplier can do it.Hell he can even run.

    • @Sparkitto
      @Sparkitto 5 років тому +10

      Twinkie King14
      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @cospaws8810
      @cospaws8810 5 років тому +3

      I was hoping someone would say so 😆

    • @AnAceBrit
      @AnAceBrit 5 років тому +4

      it's quite easy to learn. I mean I was originally double jointed so it was easier

    • @SpockLover27
      @SpockLover27 5 років тому +3

      If only he could learn how to be an entertaining and genuine person. :)

    • @AnAceBrit
      @AnAceBrit 5 років тому +7

      @The Man hypermobilty ever heard of it, it's a technical term for double jointed do your fecking research before correcting

  • @robertburgess9077
    @robertburgess9077 5 років тому +31

    I like how the only channel he’s subbed to on this alternate account is penguinz0

  • @voexz
    @voexz 5 років тому +73

    *As real as my will to live.*
    I can't believe it was uploaded just 9 seconds ago wtf

    • @asianapollo002
      @asianapollo002 5 років тому +2

      Ur avatar is my favorite dinosaur

    • @jeii_3391
      @jeii_3391 5 років тому +2

      Nʏx Nʏx hi zero two twin

    • @voexz
      @voexz 5 років тому

      @@jeii_3391 oho

    • @jeii_3391
      @jeii_3391 5 років тому +2

      Nʏx Nʏx we’re hot

    • @voexz
      @voexz 5 років тому

      @@jeii_3391 indeed

  • @laziryth2872
    @laziryth2872 4 роки тому +17

    4:45 is me leaving a white van at 2am

  • @ncrtrooper6619
    @ncrtrooper6619 5 років тому +24

    *Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Superhero*

    • @dadbodsenpai1315
      @dadbodsenpai1315 5 років тому

      I havent seen one of you since new vegas what are you doing here?

    • @KnightofLondor
      @KnightofLondor 5 років тому +2

      I would be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead

    • @freename18
      @freename18 5 років тому +1

      To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
      Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
      No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
      The stranger there among them had a ....

    • @KnightofLondor
      @KnightofLondor 5 років тому

      large steel on his femur

  • @missingmochigumanofficial
    @missingmochigumanofficial 5 років тому +223

    Why is there "gordon ramsey shirtless" at 7:58?

    • @christopheresquire947
      @christopheresquire947 5 років тому +30

      From another vid of his where he looked up if Gordon ramsey was a black belt in karate

    • @s_k_e_e_b_o
      @s_k_e_e_b_o 5 років тому +15

      Yeah what chris said, someone in chat said Gordon ramsay was jacked and he was like "HE ISNT, SEE"

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees 5 років тому +1

      Christopher Croxton/Esquire Nah he just searched it up in his free time

    • @ibeamy
      @ibeamy 5 років тому

      Melted butter.

    • @randomshittutorials
      @randomshittutorials 5 років тому +1

      You should see his history

  • @genuinelyanonymous3304
    @genuinelyanonymous3304 4 роки тому +30

    6:17 "im going turbo" XD

  • @MundaneDave
    @MundaneDave 4 роки тому +7

    "People walker" is the budget, out of shape, no guaranteed protection version of a paid bodyguard. lol

  • @Eman_ly
    @Eman_ly 5 років тому +16

    6:02 *claps in the mirror* “it’s not much but it’s honest work”

  • @Spaghettinaut
    @Spaghettinaut 5 років тому +27

    Me: watching critical with out earphones
    Critical: 5:43

  • @chillinstorm254
    @chillinstorm254 5 років тому +14

    3:05 When you got bullied so much in high school that you became the bane of toilet seats.

  • @-xer0-901
    @-xer0-901 4 роки тому +1

    Somehow one of Charlie’s vids, Russian Face Slap or whatever it’s called graced my UA-cam and I’ve been hooked on his vids ever since. Charlie you are one of my true UA-cam hero’s now can’t get enough of your sarcasm, love it. 😎✊🔥