Black Coffee Drinker vs Decaf Coffee Drinker
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- Опубліковано 3 лис 2023
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Damn the decaf folks got roasted harder than Starbucks burnt beans
I'd hazard starbucks before folgers again.
I have probably tried hundreds of coffee.
I never stick with just one.
"I like my coffee how I like my men... naked." - the old lady I served 7 years ago but never forgot.
That was funnier than the skit!!
I like my coffee like I like my women….. ground up and in the freezer…..😂
I like my women like I like my drinks, Lemonade.
That reminds me of one of my favorites. "I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's d*** in it."
Old women are the funniest people alive.
I roast coffee for a living. Somehow, I am both of these people 😂
These two types are non-coffee people, i.e. know nothing about it
Woah don't be coffee elitist. @@_Titanium_
Yeah regular during the morning, decaf at night. 👌
@@ranjanbiswas3233😆
Oh my gosh! Is this the best job in the world?? Being a coffee roaster sounds awesome!☕️♥️
Putting the coffee grounds in your lip reminded me the first time I tried chocolate covered espresso beans. We went to a coffee shop, was curious and ordered a small cup of those beans. Ate them while watching a movie…they were good! About 15 minutes later, I think the people around me could hear my heart thumping. I didn’t sleep at all that evening.
LOL !! Great story!! 😂
Black coffee - stimulates the urges - served in Lutheran churches - keeps the Swedes and the Germans awake through the sermons - black coffee.
Gave up coffee for Lent. Never again. Can't function without my daily black coffee.
I love it when the relatives bring Zoegas when they visit from Sweden. It's tough to find a dark smooth coffee roast here that doesn't taste bitter and burnt.
Back where the women are strong, the men are good looking and the children are above average.
You're darn tootin'!@@mattfinish2196
You're making me miss Mount Horeb, WI.
I am Swedish, German, and Lutheran. I think I know why I have drank coffee since middle school now.
I started drinking my coffee black a few years ago. Not for any other reason that I was just too lazy to get out the sugar and cream, pour it in the cup, find one of those little spoons, and stir it up.
Way, way to much effort first thing in the morning. Have been drinking it black ever since.
Similar story here. Had a small bottle of creamer get mildly frozen in the fridge, and I was not in the mood to go out for coffee. After that day just started drinking it black. Moved onto Americanos now though
Me, too!
Just pour & go, easy livin...
Huh, I just drink coffee black because I'm a man.
Me too. Ran out of creamer that day.
Charlie is something else 😂 love as a midwesterner we can have our own relate able guy telling our life stories 😅😝
I’m not from the Midwest but this guy is my go-to educator on the Midwest 😅
"I like my coffee like I like my soul. Black." Bro, thats the most goth thing ever😂
Midwest emo, bby
Keeping a good buzz for the Lord!😂 How can you not love Charlie?!
Legend has it decaf Charlie is still watching the paint dry.
Now this was hilarious! I spit up my decaf several times while watching this…
🤣
You've watered down your coffee now. Might as well dump in sugar and finish the job.😊
This guy’s comedy is up there with Trevor Wallace 😂
Different niches but yeah they’re both is incredible
Indeed, I really enjoy both quite a bit.
They should collaborate
@@keanuxu5435they have
@@keanuxu5435they’ve collaborated a couple times
The worst thing about liking black coffee (french press made, of course ~ aahhh...💪😜) is finding GOOD coffee. When you take away the cream & sugar, suddenly you realize how awful most brands taste. (Esp Starbutt's burnt-tobacco blends. They should serve it in Venti size ash trays, ugh.)
Bingo. That’s partly why I began roasting my own coffee
You're a fugazi black coffee drinker, the french press, especially, gives it away. There's a huge difference between liking & being...
@@chizorama Actually, I'm just a CHEAP black coffee drinker. You use much less coffee brewing it in a press & buying paper filters is not necessary. No electricity (coffee machine) needed either, if you heat water with a gas stove. And no kitchen counters cluttered with coffee appliances - more room to work. Just rinse the press & put it away. (I do have a small electric grinder, though. Even crap coffee sometimes taste OK when it's fresh ground.)
@@droolbunnyxo502 Just because I live near the Amish doesn't mean I want to live like them. Electricity is my friend, & the speed at which it makes my coffee compared to a french press makes it a best friend. I will admit that it tastes better out of a french press, but I like the ease of a coffee maker. For a second there I thought you were a coffee snob(Starbucks mention), my bad...
Get "Death Wish" coffee. It's my favorite brand, and you'll get through the day with just one cup.
"Not boring, I just enjoy watching paint dry." Pure comedy gold! 🤣
I started drinking coffee when I was in the Navy - first with cream and sugar, then cream only, then black. On very rare occasions it'll be decaf, but usually the fully leaded variety. I'll sometimes splurge on a frufru drink, and I often drink flavored coffee. I'm watching this video while enjoying a Cameron's Chocolate Caramel Brownie coffee from the Kurig that I bought at Goodwill.
Loving the extended versions of these skits!
this is how you get a good buzz going for the lord. I am dying.
Sometimes a new Charlie vid is all i need to cure my homesickness.
Charlie is as fresh and invigorating as my Shell Station dark roast 👍
He’s getting to relatable
"I only do missionary with myself"-hahaha hilarious
Decaf...it takes the joy out of everything. 😂 I like that Ick cup!
You are right, I don't drink coffee, I do tea, and decaf tea has no joy.
Don't trust people who drink decaf coffee, because no one drinks coffee for the taste ;)
@@rwill156 I can drink two cups of coffee at night and fall asleep. Green tea...and I simply don't go to sleep!
I am a black decaf drinker. I have never been so confused about who I am.
YES! I say the same thing about black coffee, just like my soul 🤣🤣 I don’t need it to taste good, I need it to get in my body and do it’s JOB 🤣🤣🤣
I had a cold recently and couldn't taste. Every day *sucked* as I could not taste my coffee. Foods I could, just not my coffee 😭
I have become the decaf coffee drinker ((hangs head in shame)) 😂 this is life over 40
As someone that drinks black coffee at home and… for some unexplained reason fru fru drinks at the Starbucks I do work out of… I felt the duality of philosophy’s just now…
I love my black stright coffee. The darker the better
I just washed my coffee pot for the first time in like 5-6 years and the flavor sucks now haha, i need to wait and build it back up
Full-on caffeine no cream, no sugar.... way to go!
Black coffee drinker was my dad. He used to pour a whole pot of coffee into an old Stanley Thermos and that was basically all he would drink during the day.
And bud light?
Damn I am old. I use my uncles old Stanley
This is accurate in Wisconsin and Minnesota
The lesson here is: people who base their whole personality around the coffee they drink are universally, in their own ways, douchebags.
Idk James Hoffman seems like a nice guy
@@negative6442 LoL
@@negative6442always telling me to have a great day
@@negative6442 Yeah but James doesn't base it around the way he drinks it, he openly says "Drink what you enjoy"
@@MxChloeB42 it's a joke
The utter desperation in his eyes when he offers herbal cigarettes holy shit😂
I like milk in my coffee. Have a good weekend .
"Can you please turn that off, Golf is way too distracting" 😂😂😂
Who's drinking coffee while watching this video
I am 😂
I have a friend who is a hardcore black coffee drinker, and that creamer one I have seen first hand😅
I too, was a full- leaded addict. Then I had that intervention from my cardioligst and the cardiac surgeon (who, BTW, had already booked his month long Carribean vacay based on my diagnosis), and I saw the light...
Damn them!
I never heard of a surgeon booking anything more than a few days. And that's if they are lucky! Must be a lot of other surgeons that can do his job in your town.
I like my coffee dark and black. No need to dump in those contaminants.
I had a coworker once that didn't like how black the inside my coffee cup was at work once, so she cleaned it. I had to reseason it all over again.
Like the idea of putting some grounds under the lip to stay awake during church.
Your contents are the funniest
Is it odd that im constantly bouncing back between these people
OMG, I used to dip instant MRE coffee in the army to stay awake. It works better than Tabasco sauce in the eye.
Hell yeah. Used the shitty little napkin?... toilet paper?... err the thin paper shit and wrap up that instant coffee and put it in the lip like a bandit. good times.
@@silverwolfe3636 I never used the toilet paper for anything other than blowing my nose. I just put a pinch in and waited for the magic to happen.
I really like Folgers French Roast. And to be extra fancy, I sometimes sprinkle some cinnamon on top of the grounds before brewing…in my percolator. ❤
I know, I know, I sound like I’m rich but I’m really not. I only buy the coffee when it’s BOGO at Publix 😂
And you definitely wanna keep the cans to use as kitchen and/or garage containers. You can even put your kids’ Lego’s in them 😃
I grew up with Hills Bros metal cans around and in all the years I haven’t had them anymore I’ve never really had a good place to pour off cooking grease 😊
@@Drinksfromtap
Exactly!! 😂
Have you tried Publix Columbian? I work there and we used to have an industrial coffee maker in the break room. It was really nice on a cold rainy day...I sprinkle nutmeg on my grounds. So weird we have almost the same habit, living in the same state...And my name start's with K as well.
Herbal cigarette 💀
Always good for a smile and a laugh!
Thank you Charlie!
❤️
Fantastic video! Love your idea of putting coffee grounds in your lip during church. 🤣 Maybe I should recommend that to people who are falling asleep in church. So excited to see your tour is coming through Denver in 2024. 👏🏻
You know they do sell coffee pouches you put in between ur gum and lip. They also have straight caffeine pouches to
That’s gold Charlie… Kwik Trip Karuba Gold!
☕️ 😂
Like a great cup this video is fresh
My bright red oil funnel was bought from the local hardware store. it sits proudly upon the fridge.
“I tried baaaagged coffee, see? Screwed” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hot cocoa with an espresso shot is my coffee drink
I could enjoy so many versions of this. All this
Black coffee drinker here. Can't you tell
I used to drink one part sugar three parts cream, four parts coffee ☕. Now that I have my French press and I'm an addict , black only maybe Bailey's on the weekends. When I spill the beans while I'm grinding them my dog eats them and she is extremely excitable.😊
French Press is the best!
As a decaf drinker ......sadly this is all true except the part about staying up for 5 nights. Usually if I feel sassy and have a regular cup early in the AM it will just keep me up until 5am the next day. I have ben known to drive all night on one Mcdonald's iced tea with sugar of course.
old Charlie can always make me laugh!
I'm sipping on some extra strong cold black instant coffee right now. People wonder how I do it. I like the taste. I started usyally drinking coffee with a lot of sugar and milk or cream and then I got used to using to less sugar over time for the sake of health and really liked regular black coffee and then I got used to cold instant coffee when camping out homeless and still wanting to drink coffee and get caffeinated conveniently. Now I usually only bother using heated water to make coffee if I feel cold and want to warm up or want to make it easier to occasionally mix in some honey, blackstrap molasses, or maple syrup.
Should have proofread that one, missed a few errors rephrasing things, it must read as jittery.
My decaf guy celebrity crush versus the guy who scares me the most. Perfect! Remember when Letterman had his quadruple bypass in the 90's & his doctors made caffeine off-limits? For some reason, this skit reminds me of that & all of Letterman's "useless brown water" decaf jokes. 😅 ☕️☕️
as someone who drinks it black I have a travel mug I haven't washed in a good two-three years... however I also love vanilla ice cream and bagged coffee.
The skit and then the great comments to enjoy! Awesome! Black coffee here , regular, no flavorings...decafe when heart palpitations start up 😅
This video deserves 100k likes!
This guy's comedy is top Tear😂😂😂
I can’t drink Starbucks decaf, it gives me the jitters. This was so great! 😂
Who is this guy, really! 😂
Scrambled! You got me there 😂
"Get a good buzz going for the Lord..." 😂😂😂
Super funny. Thank yous.
I like your coffee cup, It says what you are! LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! Keep em coming!
I love the part where he said I enjoy watching paint dry.
Ole Charlie is dipping into the drafts again.
Nice piece of trivia: a regular coffee in greater Boston is a double double in Canada, two creams and two sugars everywhere else.
HAHA... this is amazing
That's me...black coffee...real coffee...☺️Charlie is my favorite comedian.
Very funny video. Thank you.
" like my room i just redecorated" me " there's nothing there"
Watching this while eating my oatmeal with water 😂 I hate coffee tho. If I’m gonna suffer through it, I’d at least want some caffeine.
I am also enjoying my oatmeal with water while watching this! And I also hate coffee, so I'll be having green tea while I watch paint dry.
"I'm not a serial killer" So Charlie finally addressed the elephant in the room :P
I must be old. I fondly remember working in a Texaco during high-school and along with full service at the pumps, had to keep a pot of complementary coffee brewing all day for the customers. No $7 a cup coffee flavored warm milkshakes from Starbucks.
Real OG's know that this is a re-upload.
Listening to my UA-cam queue at 2x speed >>>>> Coffee
Stopped at a Starbucks kiosk in some big box store once and ordered a black coffee... The guy said, 'A what? I don't know what that is... never heard of it.' Had to explain. It was bad nonetheless. Though not even the worst... used to travel south in the middle of the night weekly two hours to cross the state line... Bought large cup at a truck stop which had to have been on the burner 25 years if a day. Kept me awake the whole way just trying to drink it. Lather, Rinse and Repeat:
This never happened
Because the coffee from those places is absolutely garbage. If you drink actual quality coffee that isn't completely burnt (like all American coffee is), then you would like it black. In Europe everybody drinks their coffee black and it's way stronger coffee than in America. Yet it isn't burnt and therefore isn't extremely bitter like American coffee is.
My bff orders “drip coffee” and the amount of confusion. Granted we’re 40 but like … I worked at Starbucks when I was in grad school and it is not a difficult order lol.
@@username8644 Wish'n I could have some of that... ☕
Bro you gotta make your stories more believable than that.
Whoa, whoa , whoa…. Keep ‘er movin’ on them steel cut oats with water
SO FUNNY!!! Going to Starbucks is like going to Disney... So Yesterday 😂
And just as expensive
The food sucks at both too. I'll go to a cafe with questionable cleaning standards thanks!
"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
-- Jean-Luc Picard
I work nights so sometimes when I get off work between 6am and 8am I will drink a decaf and chat it up with a friend or two at the lounge or coffee shop. But in NO WAY am I labeled a decaf drinker. I drink roughly 3qts of straight black coffee a day.
When I moved to NYC I had to explain daily that "Cream and Sugar" isn't "Milk and Sugar," and they taught me that "Coffee: Regular" equals milk and sugar.
Missionary...to myself. 😂
My decaf drinking ass be like "I'm not boring, I just have an anxiety disorder"
My 90+ yr old Grandma says "If you adulterate your coffee you are not really a coffee drinker."
I like my coffee black, like my soul. lol
i drink coffee no suger, dont touch energy drinks! yes i consider myself better than most people!
Coffee grounds between the cheek and gum 😂😂😂
I used to work for a 24HR company I almost lost it when are PR/sales rep made Decaf poured a cup left a pot 😅
And here I thought I was the only one who dipped coffee in church.
JEEEEEEZ ?!
MAXWELL HOUSE !
COLUMBIAN ! 5 SCOOPS ! BLACK !
"Non-fat mocha frou-frou blah-blah" is exactly what I also hear when someone orders a drink besides a black coffee or cappuccino 😅 Maybe I'll try ordering that next time and see what I get.
ETA: I have to drink decaf due to a heart condition, so this video only hurt my feelings a little bit. I'd drink full-caf if I could.
I seen a pbr on the zapper. Now I gotta start drinking until I fall asleep...
lol, O'Douls. it is the same thing isn't it!
I drink black coffee, mostly because both my parents drank black coffee. When teen me started drinking coffee there simply wasn't anything to put in it so i learned to drink it black.
Best one you've done in a while but my favourite bit was when you found that very disturbing THING in your daughter's stuff 😱
The ending though
I need that hat