Dads Running "Errands"
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Girls: "I think he's cheating on me"
Guys:
Women: I know he's not cheating on me, I've got spies everywhere. EVERYWHERE. **insert dramatic music from the movie psycho**
This comment is extremely under rated Well done my friend. Well done. You must be a married man with kids and a mortgage with a good job and your wife still thinks you might mess around.. while
1. (as men) we know that our wives are the best we could do and
2. Infidelity is financial suicide.
Right! Damn just went down to fleet farm woman!! Now go make me a sandwich!!!......... No I said I'ma make a sandwich 😂
I’ll never understand how Myles can simultaneously look 25 and 40
It’s a hard tightrope to walk, I’m sure. Left to nature, 40 - 50 will dominate that equation sooner that later. 😳😫😭
@Brooks Orlando source?
it’s because he eats like shit and never exercises
@@smokingmyweed123 I thought it was the beard.
@@anneshirley9560 lol that too
Dad vids are 5 star Myles.
Facts facts
*Myles
@@coreyk3009 Damn, i dont think I've ever actually had to spell that name lol.
@@siafu-1764 Usually it is Miles but he just spells his with a "Y"
I just made a really funny video. Look for yourself 😴😴
Little does he know that his wife has been "running errands" for years!
Underrated comment
Our fleet farm is target.
We don't try to hide it though 😁
@@hettiesimpson Errands in plain sight, that's Genius!
She gets the “John redcorn” treatment
“That little hockey puck thing, Alicia” lolll
Craig is a mad man, I’m his son and he still hasn’t come back from fleet farm, And the kitchen is still flooded
Update: he’s back, but he didn’t get the right stuff, the first time it took him 3 hours
Craig
Imposter! I don’t think you’re actually Craig’s son 🧐 that or he’s just been gone that long ... :-P
I just made a really funny video. Look for yourself 😴😴
Yes! The “ope, I forgot something!” Or “ ope! - got the WRONG stuff!” ALWAYS earns you another trip. Brilliant. 😁🤣😂
3 hours seems pretty short, no wonder your papi had to go back
On my birthday one year, my Midwestern father took me to Ace Hardware for TWO hours. We walked through the whole store, talked to every employee, and left with nothing. Turns out my mom was throwing me a surprise party back home, but alarm bells didn't go off at all because we spent hours in Ace every week anyway.
“So your whole kitchen is flooded” had me do a spit take.
Growing up in Iowa, my best friends and I always wondered where our dads really went on their Saturday errands that took all day. Now I know. Thanks Miles!
According to my dad it was usually golf , gun club, or cigar lounge. I’m now 35 and I will say those 3 activities are the most relaxing
What part of iowa friend? Could have been fleet farm could have been bombgaars. Anyways hope you’ve have a good year since this comment. Watch out for deer.
Hey now this is an ancient male secret, like women in a bathroom.
Not much of a secret anymore then I guess....
@@fabov924 are you referring to women in the bathroom cuz i still have no idea what they do in their
@@niceguy6837 Do stuff on our phones, tidy up the bathroom, fix our hair, touch up lipstick and maybe mascara/lashes, etc. In public bathrooms, same thing except we also talk to our friends that went with us.
He missed the part about Sharon watching him leave then all the gals coming over for 3 hours of wine, cards, online shopping, snacks, food delivery etc.
On both sides, it’s the marital equivalent of The Cat In the Hat. 😜
Sharon got it dialed!
my mom does all of this
Or the part where he leaves and his wife calls some 20 something year old she met on Tinder and sucks him off on their couch
My husband doesn't even bother to call it errands. I know he needs his time away by himself, me too. After 29 years, I would hope we're not joined at the hip for every stupid thing. 🤪🙂
It's good to hear you have a healthy relationship ❤️
Honestly, might be easier and cheaper to just send Sharon to run errands. This way you get three hours of beer drinking peace and quiet. She might spend $500 but its worth it.
Excellent strategizing! A must for the marriage survival repertoire / toolbox!
Hey don't be trying to blow up my spot
Macroeconomics
Wouldn't say cheaper!! But easier, yes..
I like the ol short on material trick
i run errands to get more beer then hide it in the garage so the old lady doesnt accuse me of drinking too much
😂
Damn thought I was the only one lol
Are you... are you my dad???
Man me too!!!!
Good to know I'm not alone in this lol.
I watched Fargo the other day and burst out laughing when I heard the “Oh you betcha. Yeah!” Line from the end of your videos. Classic!
It sounds like she missed a line and they had her back up fill in the line lmao
@@anthonygutierrez1620 Haha yeah it’s sounds like it was re -recorded
prolly my fav movie line ever - "There's my car! There's my car!"
"What car Ruthie?"
"My car! MY car!"
"Tan Sierra. TAN SIERRA!!!"
I guess it's the enthusiasm in the delivery...
Go bears!
Awesome movie
Growing up, “Want to go to Fleet Farm?” was my Dad’s perked up, excited suggestion for something to do whenever a suggestion was needed. If the answer was “no”, he’d be crestfallen. 😁🤣😂❤️💕
Me as a 16 year old I always like going to the farm stores. I don't have fleet farm but I do got TS and Big R. Lol
@@comandermcgarrett7795 😁
but isnt it farm and fleet?
wait never mind there is only 2 of those in the US
@@gwentigges4858 Blaine farm and fleet?
Someone needs to do Midwesterns at Menards, lol
Agreed
Maybe. But Fleet Farm had to be done first. 🤗. Also, I go to Menards only if I know no one else carries something. I go to Fleet Farm, Ace or Tru Valu if I actually want to find / get something. We’ve lost various family members in Menards over the years after weeks of looking. We’re still searching for them. If you’re still out there, somewhere, David, Linda, Burt and little Tina, we’re not giving up! 😫😭😭
Edit: in case you’re wondering what assistance we got in this matter from store staff, management, security cameras or corporate, they were of no help whatsoever. Police nor our lawyers could track any of them down for contact. 😁
I'll do it 😂
God Menards is just an over priced walmart
Everyone's hating on Menards, but it IS great if you're trying to figure out a solution to a weird problem by looking at stuff and don't want to be interrupted by employees asking if they can help you. But if you do have questions, it'll be quicker to find someone who can help you at Ace. Even if you're already at Menards.
I work at a fleetfarm and we get guys coming in to do this all the time
"Bye Alecia!" 💯🥃
The funny thing is- Sharon is ALSO breaking things to get him outta the house! 😂
"Then it's back to reality I guess. . ." lmao, the final words spoken by those who are truly free
To the commenters saying a Menards version is needed: Maybe. But Fleet Farm had to be done first. 🤗. Also, I go to Menards only if I know no one else carries something. I go to Fleet Farm, Ace or Tru Valu if I actually want to find / get what I need. We’ve lost various family members in Menards over the years - after weeks of looking. We’re still searching for them. If you’re still out there, somewhere, David, Linda, Burt and little Tina, we’re not giving up! 😫😭😭
Whenever I run errands I litterally sit at the parking lot of the store wasting time before and after going in
“Just like book club...but for tools.” 😂
Shoulda called it Tool Time.
@@successfulusername - “Tim the Toolman Taylor” 😃...lived that show! Tim Allen
I love the flashback to his "walks" Lmfao
"I just get her one of those sugary drinks and she forgets all about me being gone for 3 hours." Dunkin fixes everything for my girl too.
Not the spaghettios, that’s where I draw the line.
I’ve just about had it NOT THE SPAGHETTIOS GOD DANG IT
Bwahhh.....damnit Bobby !!
I just made a really funny video. Look for yourself 😴😴
Nobody leaves leftover Spagettios, especially this guy. He probably pounded two cans. I call BS on this one.
@@mitchelldbarnes good call! 🤣 Wait...it must’ve been the leftover half of the third can. Mystery solved!
If you have anything to do with family finances you damn sure know if they’re in hockey 🏒
Lol
Yet another thing I’m sure falls to Sharon! 😁. Without her there’d be no working toaster, no non “sobbing children”, and no spaghettios nor meat to grill on that Traeger grill! Who am I kidding - the possibility of no beer, coffee, bacon, spaghettios, and meat to grill would get Myles” Boomer Dad to the grocery store asap - which could happen when Sharon’s out of town except that she grocery shops before she leaves. 😁
And, anything surrounding morning workouts will be *embedded in your memory until Death or until another parent can manage wrangling up a carpool group.*
This channel is so underrated. Keep up the entertaining content Miles.
Perfect example of why you bring toaster with you. Just claim you're looking for the right part lol. Love these videos
As other commenters here are noting: The “ope, I forgot something!” Or “ ope! - got the WRONG stuff!” ALWAYS earns you another trip. Brilliant. 😁🤣😂
Moms run “errands” too. We’re just clever enough to come up with excuses that can’t be troubleshooted in less than 30 sec!
Now I know why when I come home from work all the appliances are unplugged 😂
THIS is what I needed to push me through Friday thank you
I honestly think you're the most funny and relatable character on UA-cam. I love all your videos and you deserve a million subs
He starts ducking and flinching when she starts yelling 😂😂
Ah, the joy of knowing how to both break _and_ fix things in order to get some free time.
I could watch these videos all day
“That hokey puck looking thing, Alesha” 😂😂
The crocs with traction spikes scene brings back memories from when I'd put some microspikes over my slides and go shovel snow in slides, shorts and a t-shirt.
“The hockey puck looking thing... Aleisha?”
Don’t touch his spaghettios
The real looking worried reaction at the end got me lol
“That hockey puck thing, aleecia or whatever” legend 😂
That hockey looking thing, Alicia! Hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is this exactly right🤣
His face at the end 😂 he's about to get these hands 🤣
He covered his bases with the tripped breakers in the basement. No need to get wide eyed when the old lady starts going ripshit.
“Never knew ya parlayed hockey” until they start screaming at the hockey bills 😭
Trust me...she enjoys the break lol.
First time ice fishing this season! You gotta make a part 2 of those ice fishing videos
I love the exhalation on “kiddin’ me!?”
He called it "Alesha"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....my man!!
This man is my prophet.
These vids of miles being himself are the best
This is like falling asleep under the car while avoiding kid duty.
Love this guy
I haven't lived in MN in 3 decades, I would make an excuse to go to Fleet Farm too as we don't have these awesome stores in my state.
YOU ARE AWESOME, NEM!
They do love their starbux 😆👍
He says YEA I'm just unplugging everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I found you at a great time in my life. thank you for your comedy sir :)
Gotta remember this for when I'm older and a father 🤣
Just a quick trip to the store they said...
The nap had me dying😂
Dude it’s like Michael Scott from The Office gone country. 🤣🤣
Big time underrated channel! This is gold!
Not a dad, but having to take care of My grandma's cabin 24/7/365. My thing used to be that I "forgot" to but something "important" and to "have trouble" finding it.
Kinda got blown out of the water when my grandmother started to notice anytime she was with I had stuff found within minutes of entering the store.
0:41 - I love this music. I call it Myles' Call to Freedom music or the Freedom Theme Song. 😁🤣😂. We heard it in his "taking a walk" video and we get it again here. 😂😜
Somehow every morning I end up going out to breakfast somewhere and eating it on a tray in my car. I feel ya and empathize with this video
Tootsie Rolls at “the booth”. This is no accident. I’m pretty sure it’s in the Fleet Farm employee training program /manual. 🤣
Perfect. Driving through the yard is always a great vacation. My Pops did the same thing. Tractors, lumber, metal, concrete and coffee. I’ll drive through even if I’m not buying anything.
That ending 😆
Fleet farm is the husband's version of target
For my dad it’s menards not fleet farm but the nearest fleet farm is like an hour away😬
The boys are buzzin’!
Now I know why my Grandfather used to spend the whole afternoon at Home Depot! Real life yo. Funny!
"Whos working the booth", ba ha ha😂
That’s ending was Hilarious. I totally forgot about the toaster
I went to town to run “errands” yesterday. A new reciprocating saw followed me home 👍
The nap is so funny!
You could have just said that the electrical wiring in the appliances was acting up and that’s why you had to unplug the toaster trying to keep your life here man ha ha lol😂😂
Always gotta stop for a "bump" 😂😂😂
Wholesome!
"Whatever that hockey puck looking thing,,, Alisha?" Hahahaha
I lived in Manitowoc for a short time and my favorite place was Fleetfarm. There's no place like it. At least near me anyways.
The best part about fleetfarm is the section with the old military gear.
Dude stop telling them the secrets! 😂
Watching from California, never lived in the Midwest but damn! Fleet farm looks like an amazing place.
Alicia....lmfao.
The breaker thing is good.
Also, put the GFCI in test.
This is the best ad I ever watched
Nothin like bumps and beers 🍻
Love the videos
OMG, am I the only one freaking over the loose receptacle behind the coffee pot?? :)
The new fleet farm ads are lookin pretty good ngl.
This channel should be mandatory viewing for any male in a relationship or married.
I just say I'm going grocery shopping. Yeah sure I do everything else first and then finally stop at the grocery store before heading home. No lie just not the whole truth.
Funny part is the kitchen outlet actually pulled out of the wall! 😂
Midwest brilliance here. 🧐💯🥇☃️
You must do one about the new robotic lawnmowers and how they should never be a thing haha
Love the dad glasses.
"Go for a bump" haha