I've never heard anyone else serve up so much pure wisdom, mixed in with a generous dollop of sarcastic humour, and liberally sprinkled with the word motherf****r all over the place. It sounds like the perfect combination for a top tiktok career! And if that fails, UA-cam shorts. He's gonna make millions of squids. Good for him. He's bloody brilliant!
He actually is. Who would have thought a two-minute video of a person cussing would immediately get you Millions of followers, money off of hoodies (with MFukr on the front of them), and then fall into a Comedy gig. The man is a MFking genius.
I married a mechanic with a tendency to dislocate his shoulder. Boy was it alarming the first time he threw himself against the wall. To his credit it worked.
My mom babysat a little girl with a very loose shoulder. We had to be extra careful because even something like swinging too hard on monkey bars could put her shoulder out
"it's when it goes silent that our hearts drop" yep, the only place where I'm relieved to hear a baby crying is the ER, cause if it's crying, it's alive
"You no longer have a virgin shoulder MuFKR, it's lose" 😂🤣🤦♀️ straight forward, to the point, and presented in a way that actually captures my interest. Not in a way that puts my ass to sleep. I'm learning, actually interested and laughing.
Worst er experience I ever had was when I was 18. I had a bad stomach cramp that prevented me from standing up straight and I was nauseous. Because I didn't act like it hurt very bad, even though I gave an 8 on the pain scale when they asked....I was sat in a nearly empty waiting room for 5 hours, watching a drug seeker, cut finger, and over paranoid mom and baby get called back. I ended up having appendicitis, and was rushed into emergency surgery after the CT scan came back showing an extremely hot appendix. I was treated like a liar up until that point. Needless to say, I never went back to that hospital in my life and encouraged everyone I knew to avoid that place if they needed something more than just a bandaid. Sometimes, small town hospitals suck.
That's awful!! I'm so glad you were okay after all. I had to wait 8 hours to get my jaw reset (locked open) 😤😤😤 I kept panicking and they finally knocked me out, fixed the jaw and when I woke up I was in AFib 🙄 for THREE days in ICU... Since then I researched how to fix it myself and it's SO simple!!! Infuriating
@@mswetra2610. True but they now treat EVERYONE LIKE ADDICTS AND CRIMINALS because of all the chaos the real addicts caused. Us chronic and intractable pain patients are treated like lowlifes while now the addicted get love, care, free treatment and their drug of choice while being coddled because they are “sick” while Us real, legitimate patients are called liars even when we’ve had the surgeries, X-rays and permanent disabilities to prove it. We are dismissed, under medicated, have to pass outrageous and unnecessarily often and painful blood draws and urinalysis every time we have an appointment. Which is mandatory monthly now. The addicts have hurt us so bad and unless we start making legal complaints nothing will change. We were never the abusers, or the dealers and our medication doesn’t make us high. It just allows us to live a somewhat normal lifestyle when we are dosed properly. We have a legitimate and legal right to receive whatever medication, in whatever dose that makes it possible to want to get out of bed. Care for our basic needs and tend to our families. I will continue to fight for my rights regarding my health and medication but I can’t do it alone. There are legal complaint departments we can write to. We can report our doctors to their board members and administrators and the medical associations they are a part of. We need to start doing these things. Google the information you need. Talk to attorneys and medical boards. Let’s get our lives back . We can also sue for our rights to receive our medications. These doctors have a duty of care to us which they are ignoring. Please start doing your part so we can implement the necessary changes and we can begin to receive the rightful, legal care we deserve. Thanks for letting me vent. Now do your part!! Get busy. Let’s get together and get these changes done ASAP!! Feel well y’all and good luck 👍🏻
My mom's hospital took 10 days to diagnose her with lung cancer. 3 days to say she had a brain tumor. Literally did blood work the first day she went in after she had a major seizure. That's it. Cornwall Memorial Hospital. Don't ever fucking go there.
My mom, grandma and mother-in-law were nurses. My mom was very calm, cool and collected. No panicking here. She saved her breakdowns for after we were asleep. My dad would be comforting her. I'm not a nurse, still used the same tactics.
i remember my dad dislocated his shoulder this past summer and my sibling and former-paramedic mom had to pull it back into place. it worked out fine in the end but the video my mom used for reference for popping a shoulder back into place without pain meds had its first step as "gain your patient's trust" and we all had a good laugh about that.
Yesssss pediatric dosages! People don’t get why I have to weigh their baby before giving them meds. Literally ALL pediatric dosages are based on weight in the healthcare system. Broselow bands for the win so we don’t have to do it again or refer to their chart every time a new medication is started!
When I was 14, my parents forced me to see this chiropractor. I finally refused to wear a gown. I would've worn it if he he didn't "accidentally" walk in on me changing and make inappropriate comments. He got quite angry about me refusing to change into a gown.
Me. I've been to the hospital a dozen times for x-rays and stuffs and had a nurse force a medical gown on me when I was like 5. It's been around 6 months since I've had to go to the hospital/ER and I don't refuse the medical gown anymore.
Very religious people will. Usually women who are concerned about their modesty. My sister took the ultra conservative Christian religion we were raised in pretty zealously, and she refused to remove her blouse, even though my mother (in the same religion) assured her it was okay. In some religions, it's forbidden for a woman to allow a man to see her body (chest, hair, but below the belt is the big one). A friend of mine was a traveling doctor in such a country, and he wasn't even allowed to see a female patient if she had to remove her clothes, even if that meant she would die. It wasn't just religious tradition, it was actually against the law in that region.
I've heard of a lot of birthing people who don't want to wear them during labour, because they feel dehumanizing. There's actually a few companies that make nice labour clothes that look better, are more comfortable, allow easy access to the spine for epidurals, belly for monitoring, and breasts for feeding. They also keep your bum covered if you want to, contrary to hospital gowns that just leave it on display. Two brands I have found with a bit of quick googling are Lila Mama and Pretty Pushers
I love watching this guy. I'm a pharmacy tech and we see some of the weirdest crap from people too. I love getting calls daily with a pt stating "I need a refill on my little white pill." Ok..... A drug name or Rx number would be great. Or even the ones that have no idea what one of their meds is for but have been on it for 6 years.
Omg I kinda miss those calls 😂 I left the pharmacy cause I knew I’d end up getting arrested for giving free drugs to the people who can’t afford their meds (a low income pharmacy with a lot of families), but I love-hate pulling out the gigantic encyclopedia of pills and look for the white one with an A and a 214 on both sides or whatever 😂
I really like your videos they are very entertaining but they are also very educational I have a lot of health problems so I see a lot of doctors and sometimes they use terms that people don't understand unless you've been to medical school thank you very much you actually explained a few things to me that they could not explain
When I was in martial arts, they taught me to lead with the knuckle of my index finger. So I guess that’s the one that would break if I punched a wall. I usually kick walls, for that very reason.
I pretty much never do that, but whenever I strike a wall, I just hit it with the side of the hand, opposite to the thumb... Less satisfying, but a hell of a lot less painful 😂😂
If kicking walls eventually breaks your leg, just keep useless things from purchases to absolutely destroy and annihilate without hurting yourself, like an empty box.
I think you are so much more useful in the ER but I I understand the transition to comedy. I think you are now revealing more of what we need to know! You are brilliant!!!
I’d much rather have someone in boxers than a hospital gown, this guy we have to guard the room of full frontal flashes us every time he gets up. So boxers was soooo much better
Been to an urgent care once- sat in an empty waiting room for like half an hour before seeing a doctor, which is significantly nicer than how ERs are, apparently
As someone with hypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome whose left shoulder dislocates usually at least once or twice a day (along with several other joints), your explanation of dislocations was hilarious. I'm fortunate that my joints tend to pop back in pretty easy, just like they pop out pretty easy. Less fortunately, the torn labrums and muscles don't heal so easily lol. Genetic mutations in collagen suck. But at least I've only ever had one ER visit for a dislocation - you get used to putting them back in against a wall or with a friend/family member to help.
I was wondering about that because mine got dislocated for no apparent reason. I'm guessing how I slept. I couldn't shift gears or even lift my arm at all and the socket hurt. Of course I didn't go to the hospital even though it was literally hanging off me 🙄 it went back into place on its own within a few hours 😬 Ever since I can't even throw a ball or anything or my shoulder will hurt. That was like 18 years ago 🤣
When the gowns are the backless style rather than the wrap kind, I always ask (politely, & saying I understand if there's a shortage) for two, so I can put one on backwards for both modesty & warmth. I have a spinal injury, & letting cold get directly into it/causing the muscles to clamp around it ramps up my pain like nobody's business. I always wear nice - but modest - underwear when I know I'm going to hospital, just in case. 😅
On the stray occasion, I am an idiot and forget to bring my water bottle with me when shopping in the summer. This results in me getting a dehydration headache. Im sorry I come in puking and not able to open my eyes but my Dr and urgent care told me "Lulz, go to ER". Ive gotten a lot better over the years not being a total idiot and do really regret bothering you guys because urgent care refuses to give me some anti nausea so I can keep water down.
Just recently found your channel. So funny!! Especially the 'I have a cucumber up my butt'. I was crying laughing at the captions for keeping a straight face 😂😂😂
I did get something stuck in my eye the day after I watched the tip for something stuck in your eye. I made sure not to rub it, and patted it if it got really bad, as I was in the shower and couldn't do anything. Apparently nothing was in there, but I felt something sharp. Ironically, I had an eye appointment that day.
3:50 I felt so called out, I used to have bad anger issues and would punch walls or anything solid a lot. I got it under control but know have to deal with the shame and annoyance of having a fucked up hand/knuckles. Great video, I love this guy so much!
The amount of non emergency cases that come into an ER is crazy. I still remember when I first started working at the hospital and being surprised by the amount of, I joke not, stubbed toes, that were in the waiting room. When I am there screening people and we are over capacity(which is basically a constant thing), I recommend either the other hospital in town, or the urgent/quick care places depending on the day.
I think a lot of it is because trying to get an appointment to see your GP is a week's long wait (and most of them will simply suggest going to the ER in any case), and as he noted, a lot of people don't realize that's what urgent cares are for. When the next GP appointment is weeks out and you're not sure if you broke that toe or not, the ER can seem like the right (and/or only other) answer.
i was in an ambo yesterday and on the main radio someone was asking ¨can someone drive her or can she take anotherway?¨ she stubbed her toe. there were 8 ambos on the road
People who call off sick need doctor's excuses even if they get sick or hurt outside of office hours. Even in areas with urgent care patients often don't want/can't pay to go there and then be sent to ER anyway.
Urgent care is cheaper and faster, particularly if they're in a hospital. E.g. I went to UC with an infected toe one morning. Doctor says it needs surgery and he was going to get the foot surgeon to give me a call. Podiatry called after lunch and I got an appointment for surgery in the afternoon. Get this - I waited for the call at home! So much more comfortable than waiting in the ER. Insurance hardly ever tries to deny an UC bill either.
I LOVE these videos! I uses to be a critical care tech and now I'm telemetry tech and i can not get enough of these videos. They're so true, and hilarious 😂
My sister used to get in a lot of school fights. In one she ended up dislocating her shoulder. This lead to every fight after that ending in a dislocated shoulder. Now she’s able to do it manually, she says it hurts but she can do it-
I wish that you would come to England and work at my local ER coz I love your dark sense of humour (I'm an ex-nurse!) But I also care about your mental health and wouldn't wish working at that hospital on my deadliest enemy! Keep doing what you do coz even on my bad days you make me smile and laugh and if anyone takes offense then there is no helping them coz they are dead inside!!! Much love from across the pond 💗💗💗
All I gotta say is... AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH !! Funny how any medical personnel that already knows this, is dying laughing... 😆😂🤣😜 Thanks Steveioe SOOO Entertaining!!
Lmao my brother punched a tree once when we were camping because he was mad a bear ripped up his bag because he did not listen and had snacks in his backpack instead of putting it in the bearproof box 😆
Your shorts became my favorite. Funny, full of knowledge and cussing is all over the place 😂 I also can relate a bit since I work in the medical field too
I've broken about 5 bones, only 1 of them I went to the ER for (The first one.), the rest I went to my general practitioner (She was not happy.) or urgent care. Thanks for bringing it up that not everything needs to be seen by an ER doctor!
@@laurieb3703 I should probably specify that the rest were either broken fingers, toes, and one hairline fracture. The first was my arm and it was a clean break so there was no debating whether or not it was broken 😅
6:46 true, i sprained my ankle 4-5 times. My ankles are weaker than usual, its pretty painful, but i never went to the ER / Urgent Care for a sprained ankle.. I went to my nearest Pharmacy got a bandage and left it alone, I never used crutches, I hopped on one foot, XD- It usually takes 1-2 Weeks
You know you have EDS when you can sprain your ankle walking on flat ground with no shoes on, with nothing in the way to trip me. And whoops there went the ankle. Although usually I end up just standing on the side of my foot in a funny way.
You're a zebra too? As I get older, I get injured way worse by much less even though I'm stiffening with age. Can't tell you how often I pop a rib just rolling over in bed. I toss and turn while I sleep (because I start to hurt by staying in one position too long), I'll roll over while almost completely asleep and BAM, popped rib, intense pain, fuck yo sleep.
I LOVE how down to earth and HONEST you are in your videos #MuFKR Some may not appreciate the useful information you provide for us BUT FK THEM cause this is VERY INFORMATIVE! I actually learned a few things from your videos that I honestly never knew. Thank you and keep em coming, FK the HATERS MuFKR😂😂
This guy is the greatest! 😂 I also have a small question. That he most likely will not answer, but here goes. I have broken my arms seven times in total, and each time I went to the ER. (Not my choice, I’m a minor.) I was just wondering whether or not that is a logical reason for an ER visit, or if urgent care would have been better. Just wondering, idk
I’d say always go to the ED for broken bones. If it’s bad enough the urgent care will just send you to the ED. And there’s always orthopedic on call in ED
If you are in the US, check your insurance. A lot of them won't cover an urgent care visit, so you are better off going to the ER for this and the reasons Nick Brege mentioned.
I had this exact break in Mar 2020. I went to an urgent care for it. First visit I got a splint until swelling passed, on the 2nd they put me in a full cast. I have crappy insurance in the US and it was still covered.
I work in an ER. A broken bone is a very good reason to come to the ER! Can it be set? Will it need surgery? We don't know until we assess you with scans.
Because a lot of folks either don't have a regular doctor because they're uninsured, the wait time to get an appointment is weeks out, and/or you call your regular doc and they're like "you should go to the ER and get an x-ray if you think it's serious, because we're booked solid right now." All of which has happened to me.
I dislocated my shoulder when I was like 4. May have been partially dislocated but I had no idea what was even going on at that age. And my sister knew it was dislocated but still thought it was a good idea to try and keep it a secret from my parents cause she was the one who caused it to dislocate. Yeah, no way I would’ve stopped crying when I was in that much pain.
How did you sprain your ankle, no it wasn’t any of those normal reasons. I sprained my ankle getting bucked off a half trained mustang for the third time in a half an hour. Then I got back on which really really hurt! Was that smart? Probably not. Did it heal? Yep!
Had health problems most of my life and spent far more time than I wished in the E.R. over the years. Everything you say is true and the way you phrase it is hilarious.!😂
I had the corneal abrasion as an infant and had to wear a patch over my eye for a month or so after my mom couldn't find out why I was screaming all the time. Turns out I scratched myself with my nails. No reason why I felt it necessary to let you know!
I remember sitting in an ER with about half my finger torn off (legit holding on by half a ligament and skin) and then the doctor walks up to me and goes "Age" and I say 19 and he takes my happy bleeding ass to pediatrics. We unwrap my finger that had turned partially black and I explain that I though it was no big deal and had worked two full days on it around kids and animals. Tbh I thought I wasn't going to make it out alive after seeing the murderous face of the doctor. Note to self dont grab fighting doggos
I remember one time I got a tiny bit of toilet paper in my eye (idk how I was just brushing my teeth.) I rinsed my eye but that didn’t work. Then, I tried taking it out. I did so, easily, and rinsed my eye again. No one even had to know. 😅
Any time I have to go to the ER I go in thinking it's going to be at least 5-6 hours. I'm pleasantly surprised if it happens but not terribly impatient if it doesn't. We've been twice in the last 6 months. Spent 8 hrs waiting for a room first time and only 5 last time but it was spent waiting in a bed for my husband because his Dr sent him. I live by a mid sized city and the wait here isn't as bad as someplace like Cincinnati. I can't imagine what an ER is like in NYC or LA
Also. Virgin shoulder! Yes! If only someone told me that when I was younger. I thought I was just unlucky when my right shoulder kept getting fucked up.
I've only gone to the er for broken bones, bad burns, and intracranial hypertension.... Although I wasn't sure it was that the first three times I went in thinking I was dying.
I would just like to note that in Canada we don't actually have a lot of urgent care places. We have where you can call the doctor and if they deem it to be urgent enough but not quite the hospital, the doctor might come in to look at you. But your doctor will forever hate you after that because it's after hours. Most of us try not to do that and instead just go to the ER. Might explain why we have wait times anywhere from 8-16 hours long.
My son had a corneal abrasion. He accidentally scratched his eye with a straw. He was in a lot of pain. He was only 8 years old. I got to see his eye glowing and see the scratch. They gave him an eye drop that numbed it. Took a little while for his eye to completely heal.
Once when I was 10 I was on an eleptical machine and my foot slipped and it got caught by the petal and my sister helped me get my foot out. We called my mom and I went to the ER, turns out I sprung my ankle.
God every time I watch him I'm I'm laughing so hard I almost have to pee. The best part is he really understands the shit we go through working in trauma. 😅
Here in Australia we don’t pay when we go to hospital. I still can’t understand in this day and age that some countries still make you pay and send you broke forever.
On the urgent care one, I smiled. There was ONE TIME i went to an urgent care when i needed to be in an ER and that's when I sliced my finger down to the bone. Thankfully, this particular Urgent care was attached to a hospital and they just walked me to the ER. Never had to be in an ER since, urgent care at most, and even that is rarer than rare for me.
Came for the laughs, stayed for the life wisdom!!! 🤣
Same
Me too
Ik I seriously know way to much lol
Please FEWER F Bombs!!
@@janetgrisso4899If you think it’s too much, you should fkoff from here! 😉
I've never heard anyone else serve up so much pure wisdom, mixed in with a generous dollop of sarcastic humour, and liberally sprinkled with the word motherf****r all over the place. It sounds like the perfect combination for a top tiktok career! And if that fails, UA-cam shorts. He's gonna make millions of squids. Good for him. He's bloody brilliant!
He actually is. Who would have thought a two-minute video of a person cussing would immediately get you Millions of followers, money off of hoodies (with MFukr on the front of them), and then fall into a Comedy gig.
The man is a
MFking genius.
Soooo goooddd
Mainly true thoooo
Wow , this description is perfectly on point !
#AGREE
He is!
He’s an unproblematic doctor of tiktok and youtube
How rare is that!? Pretty rare
I married a mechanic with a tendency to dislocate his shoulder. Boy was it alarming the first time he threw himself against the wall. To his credit it worked.
Does he have EDS? My mom has it and that's a common issue
My mom babysat a little girl with a very loose shoulder. We had to be extra careful because even something like swinging too hard on monkey bars could put her shoulder out
@kristinmarie862 Many people have hypermobility in one or .ore joints without EDS. EDS affects more than joints.
Yes, I have EDS.
I always love hearing these, it's adorable hearing him cursing so mildly :)
He uses the f word so much, you’d think he was Irish.
@@bethmoore7722 the Irish are tame! Go talk to a Newfie up here in canuckistan
@@bethmoore7722 Hey. Im f-ing Irish/Native American and dont F-ing appreciate that kind of f-ing talk, man.
@@reddwine1899 I believe we’d fucking get along!
"Awww look at him cursing so mildwy :333"
*???*
"it's when it goes silent that our hearts drop" yep, the only place where I'm relieved to hear a baby crying is the ER, cause if it's crying, it's alive
YES.
indeed
"You no longer have a virgin shoulder MuFKR, it's lose" 😂🤣🤦♀️ straight forward, to the point, and presented in a way that actually captures my interest. Not in a way that puts my ass to sleep. I'm learning, actually interested and laughing.
I would never miss a class if he was teaching it
Health care worker here. Thank you. On hard days, when Im crying over a patient or a loss, I Watch you and you make me smile.
Worst er experience I ever had was when I was 18. I had a bad stomach cramp that prevented me from standing up straight and I was nauseous. Because I didn't act like it hurt very bad, even though I gave an 8 on the pain scale when they asked....I was sat in a nearly empty waiting room for 5 hours, watching a drug seeker, cut finger, and over paranoid mom and baby get called back. I ended up having appendicitis, and was rushed into emergency surgery after the CT scan came back showing an extremely hot appendix. I was treated like a liar up until that point. Needless to say, I never went back to that hospital in my life and encouraged everyone I knew to avoid that place if they needed something more than just a bandaid. Sometimes, small town hospitals suck.
That's awful!! I'm so glad you were okay after all. I had to wait 8 hours to get my jaw reset (locked open) 😤😤😤 I kept panicking and they finally knocked me out, fixed the jaw and when I woke up I was in AFib 🙄 for THREE days in ICU... Since then I researched how to fix it myself and it's SO simple!!! Infuriating
Classic right from the start when he said stomach pains I was like appendicitis sorry for the pain😊
I've found that doctors dismiss the pain of people of colour or people who appear broke.
@@mswetra2610. True but they now treat EVERYONE LIKE ADDICTS AND CRIMINALS because of all the chaos the real addicts caused. Us chronic and intractable pain patients are treated like lowlifes while now the addicted get love, care, free treatment and their drug of choice while being coddled because they are “sick” while Us real, legitimate patients are called liars even when we’ve had the surgeries, X-rays and permanent disabilities to prove it. We are dismissed, under medicated, have to pass outrageous and unnecessarily often and painful blood draws and urinalysis every time we have an appointment. Which is mandatory monthly now. The addicts have hurt us so bad and unless we start making legal complaints nothing will change. We were never the abusers, or the dealers and our medication doesn’t make us high. It just allows us to live a somewhat normal lifestyle when we are dosed properly. We have a legitimate and legal right to receive whatever medication, in whatever dose that makes it possible to want to get out of bed. Care for our basic needs and tend to our families. I will continue to fight for my rights regarding my health and medication but I can’t do it alone. There are legal complaint departments we can write to. We can report our doctors to their board members and administrators and the medical associations they are a part of. We need to start doing these things. Google the information you need. Talk to attorneys and medical boards. Let’s get our lives back . We can also sue for our rights to receive our medications. These doctors have a duty of care to us which they are ignoring. Please start doing your part so we can implement the necessary changes and we can begin to receive the rightful, legal care we deserve. Thanks for letting me vent. Now do your part!! Get busy. Let’s get together and get these changes done ASAP!! Feel well y’all and good luck 👍🏻
My mom's hospital took 10 days to diagnose her with lung cancer. 3 days to say she had a brain tumor. Literally did blood work the first day she went in after she had a major seizure. That's it. Cornwall Memorial Hospital. Don't ever fucking go there.
This man is my hero. He uses the perfect amount of sentence enhancers, and sarcasm. I wish he was in my local ER.
My mom, grandma and mother-in-law were nurses. My mom was very calm, cool and collected. No panicking here. She saved her breakdowns for after we were asleep. My dad would be comforting her. I'm not a nurse, still used the same tactics.
My neighbours were nurses, talked me into being one. Being dyspraxic, I figured I probably needed to be close to a hospital.
i remember my dad dislocated his shoulder this past summer and my sibling and former-paramedic mom had to pull it back into place. it worked out fine in the end but the video my mom used for reference for popping a shoulder back into place without pain meds had its first step as "gain your patient's trust" and we all had a good laugh about that.
This happened to a friend of mine, his heater broke and gas filled the house
His dad came home early and saved his whole family
This is why I only get injured in cheap clothes
I absolutely love this man! Useful knowledge and and his FAF humor are the perfect mix!! Keep em coming steveioe😁😷👍🤣
Yesssss pediatric dosages! People don’t get why I have to weigh their baby before giving them meds. Literally ALL pediatric dosages are based on weight in the healthcare system. Broselow bands for the win so we don’t have to do it again or refer to their chart every time a new medication is started!
Ok. Now I'm wondering how many people would actually refuse to wear the medical gown. :)
When I was 14, my parents forced me to see this chiropractor. I finally refused to wear a gown. I would've worn it if he he didn't "accidentally" walk in on me changing and make inappropriate comments. He got quite angry about me refusing to change into a gown.
Me. I've been to the hospital a dozen times for x-rays and stuffs and had a nurse force a medical gown on me when I was like 5. It's been around 6 months since I've had to go to the hospital/ER and I don't refuse the medical gown anymore.
Very religious people will. Usually women who are concerned about their modesty. My sister took the ultra conservative Christian religion we were raised in pretty zealously, and she refused to remove her blouse, even though my mother (in the same religion) assured her it was okay. In some religions, it's forbidden for a woman to allow a man to see her body (chest, hair, but below the belt is the big one). A friend of mine was a traveling doctor in such a country, and he wasn't even allowed to see a female patient if she had to remove her clothes, even if that meant she would die. It wasn't just religious tradition, it was actually against the law in that region.
I've heard of a lot of birthing people who don't want to wear them during labour, because they feel dehumanizing. There's actually a few companies that make nice labour clothes that look better, are more comfortable, allow easy access to the spine for epidurals, belly for monitoring, and breasts for feeding. They also keep your bum covered if you want to, contrary to hospital gowns that just leave it on display.
Two brands I have found with a bit of quick googling are Lila Mama and Pretty Pushers
It’s pretty common in outpatient Doctors offices too.
Your brutal honesty and sardonic humor makes me feel warm inside
I love watching this guy. I'm a pharmacy tech and we see some of the weirdest crap from people too. I love getting calls daily with a pt stating "I need a refill on my little white pill."
Ok..... A drug name or Rx number would be great. Or even the ones that have no idea what one of their meds is for but have been on it for 6 years.
Omg I kinda miss those calls 😂 I left the pharmacy cause I knew I’d end up getting arrested for giving free drugs to the people who can’t afford their meds (a low income pharmacy with a lot of families), but I love-hate pulling out the gigantic encyclopedia of pills and look for the white one with an A and a 214 on both sides or whatever 😂
The glowing eye juice may look painful but it isn’t, it’s just like an eye drop but it makes your snot orange…
The only times my snot is supposed to change colors is when I do candy cocaine
They gave me eye drops for mine and it would drain into my throat and tasted like chalk 🤣
You’re awesome! A little small boo-boo though, boxer fracture is usually fracture of the 5th metacarpal bone. Metatarsal is in the foot :)
I really like your videos they are very entertaining but they are also very educational I have a lot of health problems so I see a lot of doctors and sometimes they use terms that people don't understand unless you've been to medical school thank you very much you actually explained a few things to me that they could not explain
When I was in martial arts, they taught me to lead with the knuckle of my index finger. So I guess that’s the one that would break if I punched a wall. I usually kick walls, for that very reason.
I was always taught to strike a wall or something that is really hard with a open hand (like this:🖐️) so you didn't break/crack your hand/fist.
I pretty much never do that, but whenever I strike a wall, I just hit it with the side of the hand, opposite to the thumb... Less satisfying, but a hell of a lot less painful 😂😂
If kicking walls eventually breaks your leg, just keep useless things from purchases to absolutely destroy and annihilate without hurting yourself, like an empty box.
Get your money back. Use the side of your hand or the palm. Striking walls is just for show anyway, so DONT.
But you could jam your foot
I think you are so much more useful in the ER but I I understand the transition to comedy. I think you are now revealing more of what we need to know! You are brilliant!!!
*I just tackle my siblings whenever I’m mad. I ain’t ruining a good wall.*
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@Pedro Gabriel Henriques dos Santos i have a younger brother, this is completely normal and my preferred method of anger management
I use my brothers and punching bags but never *ever* an innocent wall.
I’d much rather have someone in boxers than a hospital gown, this guy we have to guard the room of full frontal flashes us every time he gets up. So boxers was soooo much better
Noooo. I have to watch him again and he’s not in his boxers anymore. 😭 why is he worse when he’s sober? Damn it I need a raise
He has a crab tattoo on his butt 😐. I guess that’s one way to Announce you have crabs
Been to an urgent care once- sat in an empty waiting room for like half an hour before seeing a doctor, which is significantly nicer than how ERs are, apparently
I've only been to the ER twice in my life and the shortest wait I had was nine hours, they're crazy overwhelmed in there 😬😬
I love you MuFRK
As someone with hypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome whose left shoulder dislocates usually at least once or twice a day (along with several other joints), your explanation of dislocations was hilarious. I'm fortunate that my joints tend to pop back in pretty easy, just like they pop out pretty easy. Less fortunately, the torn labrums and muscles don't heal so easily lol. Genetic mutations in collagen suck. But at least I've only ever had one ER visit for a dislocation - you get used to putting them back in against a wall or with a friend/family member to help.
I was wondering about that because mine got dislocated for no apparent reason. I'm guessing how I slept. I couldn't shift gears or even lift my arm at all and the socket hurt. Of course I didn't go to the hospital even though it was literally hanging off me 🙄 it went back into place on its own within a few hours 😬 Ever since I can't even throw a ball or anything or my shoulder will hurt. That was like 18 years ago 🤣
My roommate has it and in her case it's usually her thumb or hip getting misplaced 😢
@jwolfe1209 Hips, knees, wrists, vertebrae.. Look at us funny and something is probably out.
When the gowns are the backless style rather than the wrap kind, I always ask (politely, & saying I understand if there's a shortage) for two, so I can put one on backwards for both modesty & warmth.
I have a spinal injury, & letting cold get directly into it/causing the muscles to clamp around it ramps up my pain like nobody's business.
I always wear nice - but modest - underwear when I know I'm going to hospital, just in case. 😅
My mom always said wear clean underwear because you never know when you might end up in the ER.
On the stray occasion, I am an idiot and forget to bring my water bottle with me when shopping in the summer. This results in me getting a dehydration headache. Im sorry I come in puking and not able to open my eyes but my Dr and urgent care told me "Lulz, go to ER". Ive gotten a lot better over the years not being a total idiot and do really regret bothering you guys because urgent care refuses to give me some anti nausea so I can keep water down.
Headaches don't cause nausea.
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@@devss4982 They absolutely can if they're bad enough
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@@devss4982 migraines absolutely can.
Just recently found your channel. So funny!! Especially the 'I have a cucumber up my butt'. I was crying laughing at the captions for keeping a straight face 😂😂😂
I did get something stuck in my eye the day after I watched the tip for something stuck in your eye. I made sure not to rub it, and patted it if it got really bad, as I was in the shower and couldn't do anything. Apparently nothing was in there, but I felt something sharp. Ironically, I had an eye appointment that day.
Ha! The sharp pain was the reminder for your appointment!
@@sylviacrafts6704 well, I was taking the shower for the appointment lol
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"We have standards in this society, so take your damn clothes off!"
Wait, this is exactly the opposite of what the police officers told me.
3:50 I felt so called out, I used to have bad anger issues and would punch walls or anything solid a lot. I got it under control but know have to deal with the shame and annoyance of having a fucked up hand/knuckles. Great video, I love this guy so much!
This guy is too dam funny! I love the way he just nonchalantly inserts Sarcasm and swear words
The amount of non emergency cases that come into an ER is crazy. I still remember when I first started working at the hospital and being surprised by the amount of, I joke not, stubbed toes, that were in the waiting room. When I am there screening people and we are over capacity(which is basically a constant thing), I recommend either the other hospital in town, or the urgent/quick care places depending on the day.
I think a lot of it is because trying to get an appointment to see your GP is a week's long wait (and most of them will simply suggest going to the ER in any case), and as he noted, a lot of people don't realize that's what urgent cares are for. When the next GP appointment is weeks out and you're not sure if you broke that toe or not, the ER can seem like the right (and/or only other) answer.
i was in an ambo yesterday and on the main radio someone was asking ¨can someone drive her or can she take anotherway?¨ she stubbed her toe. there were 8 ambos on the road
People who call off sick need doctor's excuses even if they get sick or hurt outside of office hours. Even in areas with urgent care patients often don't want/can't pay to go there and then be sent to ER anyway.
Urgent care is cheaper and faster, particularly if they're in a hospital. E.g. I went to UC with an infected toe one morning. Doctor says it needs surgery and he was going to get the foot surgeon to give me a call. Podiatry called after lunch and I got an appointment for surgery in the afternoon. Get this - I waited for the call at home! So much more comfortable than waiting in the ER. Insurance hardly ever tries to deny an UC bill either.
The way he always says “motherf&@kers” is so 💯. Love it! 🤣😆
I LOVE these videos! I uses to be a critical care tech and now I'm telemetry tech and i can not get enough of these videos. They're so true, and hilarious 😂
My sister used to get in a lot of school fights. In one she ended up dislocating her shoulder. This lead to every fight after that ending in a dislocated shoulder. Now she’s able to do it manually, she says it hurts but she can do it-
Sounds like her brain was broken.
Conflict resolution by violence clearly didn't work for her.
I wish that you would come to England and work at my local ER coz I love your dark sense of humour (I'm an ex-nurse!) But I also care about your mental health and wouldn't wish working at that hospital on my deadliest enemy! Keep doing what you do coz even on my bad days you make me smile and laugh and if anyone takes offense then there is no helping them coz they are dead inside!!! Much love from across the pond 💗💗💗
Where were you with these corneal abrasion tips back in 1993?! 🤣
All I gotta say is...
AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH !!
Funny how any medical personnel that already knows this, is dying laughing...
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Thanks Steveioe SOOO Entertaining!!
Ooo new comp just dropped!
nice pfp
"maybe the nurses and doctors are having it in the closets again!"
"Those might be true"
Hol' up-
Taco bell toilet be like:
“Tips from the ER! DEADLY GAS
Lmao my brother punched a tree once when we were camping because he was mad a bear ripped up his bag because he did not listen and had snacks in his backpack instead of putting it in the bearproof box 😆
Your shorts became my favorite. Funny, full of knowledge and cussing is all over the place 😂 I also can relate a bit since I work in the medical field too
I've broken about 5 bones, only 1 of them I went to the ER for (The first one.), the rest I went to my general practitioner (She was not happy.) or urgent care. Thanks for bringing it up that not everything needs to be seen by an ER doctor!
Broken bones are def er worthy... I hope you don't get arthritis 😬😬😬
@@laurieb3703 I should probably specify that the rest were either broken fingers, toes, and one hairline fracture. The first was my arm and it was a clean break so there was no debating whether or not it was broken 😅
I am really thankful for your videos. it takes my mind off work and I have so much fun! thank you so much~
6:46 true, i sprained my ankle 4-5 times. My ankles are weaker than usual, its pretty painful, but i never went to the ER / Urgent Care for a sprained ankle.. I went to my nearest Pharmacy got a bandage and left it alone, I never used crutches, I hopped on one foot, XD- It usually takes 1-2 Weeks
You know you have EDS when you can sprain your ankle walking on flat ground with no shoes on, with nothing in the way to trip me. And whoops there went the ankle. Although usually I end up just standing on the side of my foot in a funny way.
You're a zebra too? As I get older, I get injured way worse by much less even though I'm stiffening with age. Can't tell you how often I pop a rib just rolling over in bed. I toss and turn while I sleep (because I start to hurt by staying in one position too long), I'll roll over while almost completely asleep and BAM, popped rib, intense pain, fuck yo sleep.
Did he just say piss and drink himself?!?! I haven’t laughed like that in a bit. Must be getting used to this shit
Cracking the chest sounds painful, really painful
Why are hospitals always cold
To slow down bacterial growth.
I LOVE how down to earth and HONEST you are in your videos #MuFKR
Some may not appreciate the useful information you provide for us BUT FK THEM cause this is VERY INFORMATIVE! I actually learned a few things from your videos that I honestly never knew. Thank you and keep em coming, FK the HATERS MuFKR😂😂
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This guy is the greatest! 😂 I also have a small question. That he most likely will not answer, but here goes. I have broken my arms seven times in total, and each time I went to the ER. (Not my choice, I’m a minor.) I was just wondering whether or not that is a logical reason for an ER visit, or if urgent care would have been better. Just wondering, idk
I’d say always go to the ED for broken bones. If it’s bad enough the urgent care will just send you to the ED. And there’s always orthopedic on call in ED
If you are in the US, check your insurance. A lot of them won't cover an urgent care visit, so you are better off going to the ER for this and the reasons Nick Brege mentioned.
I had this exact break in Mar 2020. I went to an urgent care for it. First visit I got a splint until swelling passed, on the 2nd they put me in a full cast. I have crappy insurance in the US and it was still covered.
I work in an ER. A broken bone is a very good reason to come to the ER! Can it be set? Will it need surgery? We don't know until we assess you with scans.
Yes, broken bones are er worthy
I wish I had u as my doctor bc then I would be laughing all the time 🤣
You, sir, are an absolute scream! Love your humor! Thanks for the laughs!🤣😂
can i go to the er with a badly broken arm cuz thats what i did
Um, yes, unless you want it to heal in its current broken position.
When you said deadly gas, I thought you were gonna talk about flatulence...LOL
Steveio: tells us the most common ways to sprain ankles
Me: so uh tripping over your own feet isn’t one? Well shit…
That’s how I get most of my own injuries.
Literally running to a code
I had a sprained ankle, but I went to the regular doctor... why would anybody go to an ER for that.anyway I love you you're funny as hell🤣😂😅💜
Because a lot of folks either don't have a regular doctor because they're uninsured, the wait time to get an appointment is weeks out, and/or you call your regular doc and they're like "you should go to the ER and get an x-ray if you think it's serious, because we're booked solid right now." All of which has happened to me.
I dislocated my shoulder when I was like 4. May have been partially dislocated but I had no idea what was even going on at that age. And my sister knew it was dislocated but still thought it was a good idea to try and keep it a secret from my parents cause she was the one who caused it to dislocate. Yeah, no way I would’ve stopped crying when I was in that much pain.
This guy😂... You got a sub man😂!!
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Mans really said virgin
Shoulder
How did you sprain your ankle, no it wasn’t any of those normal reasons. I sprained my ankle getting bucked off a half trained mustang for the third time in a half an hour. Then I got back on which really really hurt! Was that smart? Probably not. Did it heal? Yep!
Had health problems most of my life and spent far more time than I wished in the E.R. over the years. Everything you say is true and the way you phrase it is hilarious.!😂
Wow it still blows my mind that a visit to the ER in the "most powerful country in the world" (US) will charge you for the right to be healthy. USPay
I am impressed at the amount of cursing it is very funny
I’ve had corneal abrasion before, and I got given eye drops
my mom got a corneal abrasion and im pretty sure thats why shes blind in one eye,but at last i have awful memory so idk for sure
Belgian ER nurse here, the very funny part is, we have the exact same problems and patients coming in, so some things are universal :D
I’m learning so much and getting a laugh, too! 🤣👏👏👏👏
Are you sure you're not practicing in Québec? lolllll This is priceless. Thanks for that.
Are there awards for UA-camrs? This segment needs to be nominated. 👏👏👏👏👏
Lollll
I was in a hospital gown once, and I can tell you, it feels very awkward. (It was just a x-ray scan thing, don't worry I'm okay)
I've had several corneal abrasions and everyone in the school thought I had pink eye
sheeeeeeesh
I absolutely love the emoji use, I feel like I'm reading as well as listening, lol
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I had this and it was so cool having the scratch glow, (don’t try scratching your eye to see what it looks like though, it hurts)
4:50 In Scandinavia we spend only 25 EUR for ER visit, including all tests and x-rays and so on. Good luck with US Healt Care system
I had the corneal abrasion as an infant and had to wear a patch over my eye for a month or so after my mom couldn't find out why I was screaming all the time. Turns out I scratched myself with my nails.
No reason why I felt it necessary to let you know!
metatarsal is in the foot, you're thinking of metacarpal
- radiographer
I remember sitting in an ER with about half my finger torn off (legit holding on by half a ligament and skin) and then the doctor walks up to me and goes "Age" and I say 19 and he takes my happy bleeding ass to pediatrics. We unwrap my finger that had turned partially black and I explain that I though it was no big deal and had worked two full days on it around kids and animals. Tbh I thought I wasn't going to make it out alive after seeing the murderous face of the doctor. Note to self dont grab fighting doggos
I remember one time I got a tiny bit of toilet paper in my eye (idk how I was just brushing my teeth.) I rinsed my eye but that didn’t work. Then, I tried taking it out. I did so, easily, and rinsed my eye again. No one even had to know. 😅
What’s the worst accident you’ve ever had? If this question is answered in a previous video, may someone guide me to it? 😄
Any time I have to go to the ER I go in thinking it's going to be at least 5-6 hours. I'm pleasantly surprised if it happens but not terribly impatient if it doesn't. We've been twice in the last 6 months. Spent 8 hrs waiting for a room first time and only 5 last time but it was spent waiting in a bed for my husband because his Dr sent him. I live by a mid sized city and the wait here isn't as bad as someplace like Cincinnati. I can't imagine what an ER is like in NYC or LA
Also. Virgin shoulder! Yes! If only someone told me that when I was younger. I thought I was just unlucky when my right shoulder kept getting fucked up.
I've only gone to the er for broken bones, bad burns, and intracranial hypertension.... Although I wasn't sure it was that the first three times I went in thinking I was dying.
I would just like to note that in Canada we don't actually have a lot of urgent care places. We have where you can call the doctor and if they deem it to be urgent enough but not quite the hospital, the doctor might come in to look at you. But your doctor will forever hate you after that because it's after hours. Most of us try not to do that and instead just go to the ER. Might explain why we have wait times anywhere from 8-16 hours long.
My son had a corneal abrasion. He accidentally scratched his eye with a straw. He was in a lot of pain. He was only 8 years old. I got to see his eye glowing and see the scratch. They gave him an eye drop that numbed it. Took a little while for his eye to completely heal.
Once when I was 10 I was on an eleptical machine and my foot slipped and it got caught by the petal and my sister helped me get my foot out. We called my mom and I went to the ER, turns out I sprung my ankle.
My only critique is it’s the 5th metacarpal. Tarsal is foot. But otherwise everything is sooooo spot on, lol. I absolutely love your videos.❤
God every time I watch him I'm I'm laughing so hard I almost have to pee. The best part is he really understands the shit we go through working in trauma. 😅
Here in Australia we don’t pay when we go to hospital. I still can’t understand in this day and age that some countries still make you pay and send you broke forever.
Poggers! I'm first!
On the urgent care one, I smiled. There was ONE TIME i went to an urgent care when i needed to be in an ER and that's when I sliced my finger down to the bone. Thankfully, this particular Urgent care was attached to a hospital and they just walked me to the ER. Never had to be in an ER since, urgent care at most, and even that is rarer than rare for me.
LOL! if you could feel the knife hit the bone or can actually SEE it, thats an ER job for sure!
This is why I wear bicyclist-style boxer shorts. Work great with hospital gowns. Not smexy but works lol