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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @DoofusManBoy
    @DoofusManBoy 2 роки тому +8557

    According to Wikipedia, the reason a town in Michigan is called "Hell" is because when its first settler, George Reeves, was asked what he thought the town should be called, he replied "I don't care. You can name it Hell for all I care." The name became official on October 13, 1841.

    • @-throat-
      @-throat- 2 роки тому +548

      what the Hell, MI

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 2 роки тому +370

      I don't know what's weirder, Hell, Michigan, or Eighty-Eight, Kentucky.

    • @veliki_dlek
      @veliki_dlek 2 роки тому +217

      Truth or Consequences

    • @calipurnioelreydelodio7141
      @calipurnioelreydelodio7141 2 роки тому +56

      @@veliki_dlek The home of Cactus Jack

    • @keebilavnder
      @keebilavnder 2 роки тому +25

      Wow I should go there

  • @hypsin0
    @hypsin0 6 років тому +5132

    The screen in the end says that the computer has been blocked for illegal porn and that he has to pay 500 rubles to unlock it.

    • @UnknownSource3
      @UnknownSource3 5 років тому +323

      You speak or you understand russian?

    • @kennyyy4L
      @kennyyy4L 5 років тому +52

      Govorit pa ruski? Ah ebat kak dila moy pidar brat

    • @jiffer6654
      @jiffer6654 5 років тому +291

      So ransomware then

    • @theunknown3052
      @theunknown3052 5 років тому +52

      Thanks for the translation

    • @talkinglukashenko4303
      @talkinglukashenko4303 5 років тому +262

      Its a ransomware, that wants you to pay 500 rubles for downloading illegal pedo porn, gay porn and child porn.

  • @SirChubbyBunny
    @SirChubbyBunny 8 років тому +13860

    Those shitty antivirus programs remind me of an epic story I heard where someone downloaded one of them and during the scan, the program recognized itself as a virus and deleted itself mid scan.
    Dec '21 Edit: I'm getting more notifications again and I'm just as surprised as you guys are to see what started off as a r/thathappened story from tumblr four years ago became a full-blown Joel moment. I had the uploaded stream going in the background and I thought I was hearing things when he said it disappeared. Absolute madness and I'm here for it.

    • @luckpup2766
      @luckpup2766 7 років тому +161

      That's awesome! XD

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 7 років тому +1819

      Here's a followup story that I heard in the same discussion from someone else.
      The person was saying how they had a shitty antivirus, and they downloaded another shitty antivirus to scan the other one (not knowing any better). During both scans, their computer froze for like a good month. When they went to boot the computer back up later, both of the programs were gone. So both programs recognized one another as being a virus and killed each other in some Hunger Games brawl.
      Now that's beautiful.

    • @magentas6467
      @magentas6467 7 років тому +457

      An epic battle between viruses...

    • @fryingpan6952
      @fryingpan6952 7 років тому +62

      SirChubbyBunny lmao

    • @regielzyrusgarrido8579
      @regielzyrusgarrido8579 7 років тому +39

      SirChubbyBunny lmaoo 😂

  • @Future_Blues
    @Future_Blues 3 роки тому +2993

    It's been 6 years and I'm still laughing at " 'Enter location'? HELL. Uh... I- I guess Michigan will do."

    • @TubbyFatfrick
      @TubbyFatfrick 3 роки тому +52

      Ironically, the Wikipedia image for Hell is a sign for a weather station.

    • @maustank5224
      @maustank5224 3 роки тому +2

      @@TubbyFatfrick yes.

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 2 роки тому +62

      "Weather data is not available for HELL" was just the cherry on top.

    • @zman90
      @zman90 2 роки тому +4

      I'm the 420th like

    • @Ethan13371
      @Ethan13371 2 роки тому +18

      They did say the devil went DOWN to Georgia. Not up to.

  • @slime_sam4321
    @slime_sam4321 5 років тому +5787

    "I built him a shed." gets me everytime.

  • @skewah
    @skewah 4 роки тому +5683

    Thinking about John Cena looking super sad with butterflies on his head is an awesome image

    • @skyrish
      @skyrish 4 роки тому +53

      As if he was lose to JBL in SmackDown.

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 3 роки тому +21

      @@edwinrodriguez4308 wat

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 3 роки тому +67

      When he realizes everyone can see him now

    • @aspergheist690
      @aspergheist690 3 роки тому +11

      Lao gan ma

    • @dan_iix7256
      @dan_iix7256 3 роки тому +12

      Lao gan ma

  • @darkhorseman90
    @darkhorseman90 5 років тому +6328

    That optimizer guy sounded more like Kermit than Joel did

  • @Typo205
    @Typo205 3 роки тому +1218

    I want Joel to call scammers more often

    • @SamDeMonic
      @SamDeMonic 3 роки тому +42

      He done small prank calls to business

  • @PokeKitteh555
    @PokeKitteh555 8 років тому +6973

    Please come back, Expand Dong

  • @mushroomdude123
    @mushroomdude123 8 років тому +10173

    "So tell me something about your daughter."

  • @justinbowman1342
    @justinbowman1342 9 років тому +2617

    I saw the video title and came simply, quickly, and efficiently.

  • @mitchelvanwijk
    @mitchelvanwijk 4 роки тому +908

    4:10 I just noticed for the first time there's a comment saying ''My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking the piano" which perfectly describes what's going on lol

  • @crazykirby97
    @crazykirby97 8 років тому +517

    "you need not to call someone who is a scammer and who is a not" - PC Optimizer Professional

    • @physzendax116
      @physzendax116 8 років тому +2

      damn he was early with that

    • @zzcolby27
      @zzcolby27 8 років тому +8

      I think I'll call grand dad support. I hear the Fred guy there is amazing.

    • @jengatower9115
      @jengatower9115 8 років тому +2

      Man

  • @ferroth
    @ferroth 5 років тому +3740

    I-I'm Steve Jobs.
    I am Steve Jobs?
    I am Steve Jobs.

    • @misterbubbles6389
      @misterbubbles6389 5 років тому +196

      "You think *I'm* the scammer here? Sir, I think you're having an existential crisis."

    • @mythnokthewolfbat
      @mythnokthewolfbat 5 років тому +50

      @@misterbubbles6389 hE HUNG UP ON ME

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 5 років тому +43

      No surprise that he sounded like an indian.

    • @sansidotti
      @sansidotti 5 років тому +9

      @@CODA96 Hol' Up
      youre assuming every scammer is indian? No dignity.

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 5 років тому +49

      @@sansidotti
      No, i dont just assume that, that would be racist.
      I also assume they are street-shitters.

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 6 років тому +1533

    0:35 I actually live in michigan, and from personal experience, I agree, when you've been outside and the weather fluctuates ever 5 minutes, it is indeed hell.

    • @profdragonlord
      @profdragonlord 6 років тому +7

      I actually live in Michigan too

    • @autumnoraki
      @autumnoraki 6 років тому +14

      Michigan's weather is evil

    • @ethanmcdaniel3943
      @ethanmcdaniel3943 6 років тому

      I live here and I love the cold!

    • @lengel1106
      @lengel1106 5 років тому +1

      It is indeed that bad

    • @HelixAdamOxford
      @HelixAdamOxford 5 років тому +1

      I always visit my cousins there it’s literal hell

  • @deboisemeane
    @deboisemeane 3 роки тому +2150

    when he said "we live in 2015" I felt old and I'm not even 20

    • @bob97529
      @bob97529 3 роки тому +223

      When i heard that attack helicopter joke i felt fuckin whiplash

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 3 роки тому +100

      @@bob97529 Man I was at an IT course like a couple years ago and this guy about my age at the time (so early 20s) made the attack helicopter sexuality joke and I shit you not people were actually laughing and he looked so proud of himself - thought I'd stepped through a time portal to the dumb dimension or something. How did Server Security veer off onto the topic of sexual identity anyway? Can't even remember and I think that's on purpose.

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 3 роки тому +91

      if that and the attack helicopter joke werent in the video I would've believed this only happened last year. same goes with the vista one

    • @kingofpizzarolls5693
      @kingofpizzarolls5693 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @zoeyamon935
      @zoeyamon935 3 роки тому +95

      I can tell it's 2015 with the stupid attack helicopter joke. Thank god it's been six years and those jokes have gone out of fashion, right?

  • @syntaxvrc
    @syntaxvrc 7 років тому +724

    "HELL.
    ...I guess, Michigan?"

    • @WynOnYoutube
      @WynOnYoutube 7 років тому +12

      It's a real place. No joke.

    • @morp4212
      @morp4212 6 років тому +4

      I once drove through Michigan the roads were bumpy as hell

    • @thexplosifbrosif8031
      @thexplosifbrosif8031 6 років тому +14

      Hell, Michigan actually freezes over like every winter lmao #PureMichigan

    • @Enderchangling
      @Enderchangling 6 років тому +2

      I think they knew it would freeze so they named it Hell

    • @honeydewopal
      @honeydewopal 6 років тому

      Devon I love how he picked Michigan over Illinois

  • @BeanutPutter01
    @BeanutPutter01 7 років тому +1479

    I legitimately live 5 minutes away from Hell, Michigan

    • @Matrix_The_One
      @Matrix_The_One 7 років тому +162

      Why do I have to live in a state with a city legitly called "Hell"?

    • @shatteredmusic
      @shatteredmusic 7 років тому +148

      Matrix its essentially a meme, you can even pay to be "mayor" of hell for a day which is funny or get married in hell

    • @colltonrighem
      @colltonrighem 7 років тому +110

      Go to hell

    • @Wyvern_Son_Of_Wyvern
      @Wyvern_Son_Of_Wyvern 7 років тому +34

      I live next to hell

    • @johnsquarez6806
      @johnsquarez6806 7 років тому +34

      how's the weather?

  • @tacosanchez28
    @tacosanchez28 5 років тому +1796

    Imaging you had a child and this is how you get your laptop back.

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 роки тому +6

      Imagine*

    • @bettercallmao
      @bettercallmao 4 роки тому +2

      bruh

    • @Mister_Clean
      @Mister_Clean 3 роки тому +56

      I completely bricked one of my parent's pcs at some point in time
      Very possible

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 роки тому +19

      i bricked my moms Nokia when i was 7

    • @pastaroni8683
      @pastaroni8683 3 роки тому +49

      I got into emulation when I was 13 and I had no clue where to download safe roms so I just went to random websites and went to town

  • @dustbunny6381
    @dustbunny6381 3 роки тому +642

    The background at 7:49 looks like a zoom call between bros but cena just dropped his hot pocket and hasn't fully processed it yet and the cat is horrified at this great loss

    • @Mits_
      @Mits_ 5 місяців тому +6

      you have an amazing imagination

    • @ZuperDarkk
      @ZuperDarkk 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Mits_ truly one of the novels of all time

  • @RestlessDipstick
    @RestlessDipstick 5 років тому +1026

    "Can you see me? I can't see you."
    *-Sad Cena, 2015*

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 5 років тому +22

      :(
      -John Cena, whenever

    • @theflock4916
      @theflock4916 4 роки тому +9

      *I’m legally blind.*

  • @splattim3180
    @splattim3180 5 років тому +4159

    "I am T H I S H I G H in debt!"
    How high?
    Robbie Rotten: *THIS* high!

  • @chrysanthemumu3u
    @chrysanthemumu3u 7 років тому +496

    "i can understand cute kittens,but i cant understand angry pussy'' ~Vargskelethor Joel 2017

  • @Deadbass_
    @Deadbass_ 4 роки тому +299

    9:15
    Legendary phrase alongside with the kill bill siren makes this even more golden

  • @doorstuck706
    @doorstuck706 8 років тому +985

    "I can't understand angry poosy."

    • @cdagaming575
      @cdagaming575 8 років тому +2

      Hey, Wanna be cool, Get Bonzibuddy now!!! bonze.link
      PS I'm sorry

    • @cdagaming575
      @cdagaming575 8 років тому

      bonze.link is the website, previous comment had a typo

    • @cdagaming575
      @cdagaming575 8 років тому +7

      Kalumrai *When your the one person who calls that out* Thanks for that bud

    • @kolara7757
      @kolara7757 7 років тому +15

      CDAGaming What? You literally make no sense.

    • @elijahkot5298
      @elijahkot5298 7 років тому +1

      Toriel The Dreamer tori no ;-;

  • @PatchworkRose567
    @PatchworkRose567 7 років тому +1458

    How does Joel just improvise things like the support call without losing it?

    • @TheAshley432
      @TheAshley432 6 років тому +78

      NatureGirl567 he's good at improvising

    • @TehVulpez
      @TehVulpez 6 років тому +19

      P R E R E C O R D E D

    • @TheAshley432
      @TheAshley432 6 років тому +82

      Vulpez Vulpez it was from a livestream

    • @TehVulpez
      @TehVulpez 6 років тому +52

      Antho432 see you've fallen for their conspiracy

    • @matthewsearcy8621
      @matthewsearcy8621 6 років тому +43

      Yeah, I was dying when he called them.
      "He's downloading nipples."

  • @aero7535
    @aero7535 7 років тому +1537

    It should be illegal to type the word professional in comic sans

    • @mettatonex944
      @mettatonex944 6 років тому +57

      Aero756 BUT ONLY *TRUE* PROS WRITE IN COMIC SANS.

    • @CottonCandyPlayz
      @CottonCandyPlayz 6 років тому +16

      i'm gonna type it with my eyes closed
      professional ;)

    • @leonard3667
      @leonard3667 6 років тому +14

      SkyVenomZero
      It's unprofessional, and overall just looks ugly.

    • @hat9527
      @hat9527 6 років тому +2

      *_PROFESSIONAL_*

    • @sodafizzin
      @sodafizzin 6 років тому +1

      Ill type it with my eyes closed.
      Proffeduonw wivt conuc sanw

  • @roberte2945
    @roberte2945 4 роки тому +276

    "Angry POOSEY" and "Sad Cena" are two of the funniest Joel moments ever.

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 6 років тому +523

    👖 T H E R E ' S A T O N O F C O C K S 👖

    • @RealIronyIsGood
      @RealIronyIsGood 6 років тому +5

      So many cocks! Too many cocks! Stooooop!!!!!

    • @phourthdavid
      @phourthdavid 6 років тому +5

      That is surely a beautiful duwang

  • @TheFunnySmiley999
    @TheFunnySmiley999 8 років тому +3126

    When the John Cena piano theme started playing I fucking died I can't stop laughing man

    • @jadenpennington98
      @jadenpennington98 8 років тому +54

      I want that as a ringtone

    • @derpaherpa6654
      @derpaherpa6654 8 років тому +31

      I actually had an asthma attack watching this AND I DONT HAVE ASTHMA

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 8 років тому +75

      I love how Joel didn't even read the review that says "My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking a piano" lol

    • @TDRR_Gamez
      @TDRR_Gamez 8 років тому +2

      succ is dead

    • @TheFunnySmiley999
      @TheFunnySmiley999 8 років тому +6

      TD RollinsR no succ

  • @JillofTrades
    @JillofTrades 4 роки тому +223

    Joel: *Talks about his son*
    Support: "Tell me something about your daughter."

  • @ema5335
    @ema5335 7 років тому +2155

    Hi! We'll fix your computer.
    so tell us something about your daughter..

    • @dr.flipside7035
      @dr.flipside7035 7 років тому +148

      Echotic They are making a deal, they fix your computer, while you give them information about your daughter. What a deal!

    • @King-lc8pp
      @King-lc8pp 6 років тому +12

      Oh Indians

    • @TheDragonFoxYT
      @TheDragonFoxYT 6 років тому +10

      Seems legit
      *goes on rant about cat*

    • @petermohr6111
      @petermohr6111 6 років тому +3

      he is probably just looking at his friend like "hihihi im trolling a woman"

    • @BlazenBreaker
      @BlazenBreaker 6 років тому +6

      I build him a shead for him

  • @cieldaube
    @cieldaube 7 років тому +1652

    5:01 "oh son, what you've been doing on the computer?"
    "idk dad, I've been downloading MIDI files!"
    "what's a MIDI file?"
    *"I'LL SHOW YOU!"*
    gets me every goddamn time

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 7 років тому +1464

    4:02 ‘I only listen to real music’

    • @lolpogchamp5265
      @lolpogchamp5265 6 років тому

      Ryaquaza 1 q

    • @lilyanon5538
      @lilyanon5538 6 років тому +3

      “I only listen to high-quality video game rips.”

    • @TheNoEyedGirl
      @TheNoEyedGirl 6 років тому +1

      Michael Potter same

    • @BlazenBreaker
      @BlazenBreaker 6 років тому +3

      4:18

    • @routoz
      @routoz 6 років тому +1

      Ryaquaza 1 so your name is rayquaza...but your picture is giritina

  • @yawnster7274
    @yawnster7274 4 роки тому +341

    My lil bro: *uses computer for one hour
    The computer:

    • @AbsoluteWarlord1
      @AbsoluteWarlord1 4 роки тому +20

      > free minecraft download

    • @doyouarehavestupid9659
      @doyouarehavestupid9659 4 роки тому +18

      > free robux hack no virus 2020

    • @proisyou5078
      @proisyou5078 4 роки тому +9

      >minecraft mod for girlfriends not fake 2020 free original

    • @Herlinawatimova2023
      @Herlinawatimova2023 3 роки тому +1

      >Gin and juice.exe

    • @molly5917
      @molly5917 2 роки тому

      @@proisyou5078 there are some mods that are like that that are not a virus one of them is it's got a whole bunch of things it's got two new dimensions a bunch of new Mobs new or it's for 1.7.10 and it plays real well with other mods except for more it doesn't like to play well with that one but it still will

  • @DBlackjack21
    @DBlackjack21 9 років тому +2733

    Can't wait for the Windows 10 destruction.
    Can Ubuntu be destroyed like that?

    • @moileboi2947
      @moileboi2947 9 років тому +159

      Of course. Doesn't Linux let you do whatever you want with any file?

    • @DBlackjack21
      @DBlackjack21 9 років тому +78

      Matthew Gomez No no, I was asking if Joel could do this with Ubuntu, if he did it with Mac too he could get an Ubuntu OS to virtually run and destroy.

    • @lirodon
      @lirodon 9 років тому +34

      DBlackjack21 he can probably find a lot of funky junk in the application center

    • @purple4286
      @purple4286 9 років тому +23

      DBlackjack21 Windows 10 has already been destroyed. Just wait for the full release.

    • @phillipkrickler8558
      @phillipkrickler8558 9 років тому +4

      DBlackjack21 no linux has no viruses but yes the files can be erased but not easily

  • @Terraiste
    @Terraiste 7 років тому +642

    The scammer sounds like bonzi buddy

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 7 років тому +81

      Imagine Bonzi Buddy saying "Tell me something about your daughter"

    • @Void_Sevrin
      @Void_Sevrin 6 років тому +2

      SENTRY-SAN I thought so too!

    • @miyanotatchan
      @miyanotatchan 6 років тому +1

      its indian

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 5 років тому +527

    7:01 I like how he tries to do a Hulk Hogan impression but ends up doing a perfect Macho Man Randy Savage impression

  • @Heroheenie
    @Heroheenie 4 роки тому +73

    When he said "HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE? NYAAAAAAAAAAAÀ"
    *I felt that*

  • @ghostyface5094
    @ghostyface5094 6 років тому +580

    EEET’S WEERKIIIING
    EEEET’S WEEEERRKKIIIIIIING

  • @mineash2945
    @mineash2945 8 років тому +2351

    My teacher emails my mom in Comic Sans.

    • @supabryan1434
      @supabryan1434 8 років тому +92

      he needs to get fired.

    • @thechef3173
      @thechef3173 8 років тому +44

      JUST FOR USING A DIFFERENT FONT

    • @iggykad
      @iggykad 8 років тому +6

      take a joke

    • @wheresthenearestobligatory7080
      @wheresthenearestobligatory7080 8 років тому +17

      mineash vieck A common rule for me is that it's acceptable for parents and teachers to use it.

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 8 років тому +43

      mineash vieck My algebra teacher types her tests in Comic Sans and it drives me mad

  • @germanlime
    @germanlime 6 років тому +3814

    Enter location? Hell!
    *Hell, Michigan, United States*
    Uh... I-I guess, Michigan.
    *laughing hysterically*

    • @IanGoetz
      @IanGoetz 6 років тому +72

      Michigan is the only plays you can from hell to paradise within an hour

    • @_ForceSmash_
      @_ForceSmash_ 6 років тому +58

      you can get there from "Hell Gate, Florida"

    • @Being_Online
      @Being_Online 6 років тому +17

      Yes we have hell the city and a hell winter

    • @TheSplitlip
      @TheSplitlip 5 років тому +56

      As a person who lives in Hell, it really earned it's name.

    • @TheXLawnMowerMan
      @TheXLawnMowerMan 5 років тому +4

      Hell, Norway. It's an actual place ;)

  • @JetFalcon710
    @JetFalcon710 Рік тому +102

    I know barely any Russian, but I know just enough to get the gist of the Russian ransomware at 11:35. It's saying that your computer's been locked for viewing illegal videos and that you need to pay a fine of 500 rubles to a Beeline address _(the weird string of numbers)_ to get a code to unlock your computer. After that, it says to remove all videos containing elements of violence and pedophilia afterwards.
    _(500 rubles might seem like a lot of money, but at current exchange rates, one ruble is about equal to one cent. This guy's holding your data hostage for five dollars lmao)_

    • @elesqueleto2010
      @elesqueleto2010 8 місяців тому +13

      no one will dare hold my john cena midis and mediadrugs for 5 dollars!!!

    • @Commrade-DOGE
      @Commrade-DOGE 8 місяців тому +5

      Honestly the fact that it was probably more at the time of the stream is interesting

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 8 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Commrade-DOGE Yeah, I checked some historic exchange rates and 500 rubles would have been worth about $8.80 when this was first streamed. Still cheap as hell tho

    • @sissel02
      @sissel02 23 дні тому

      The hell's a beeline address

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 23 дні тому

      @@sissel02 Honestly, I'm not really sure. I'm guessing Beeline's either a cryptocurrency site or the Russian equivalent of Venmo

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 5 років тому +881

    3:24
    "I'll have to get myself a _prrrrrrrrrrromotion!"_
    Edit: From all those "catch a scammer"-videos I've seen, Joel is the only one who has a scammer hung up on him, that is an achievement in my eyes....

    • @tanyalebean3695
      @tanyalebean3695 4 роки тому +4

      @Alan Jordy scammers scamming scammers

    • @fake12396
      @fake12396 4 роки тому +3

      you haven't watched enough hoax hotel then, that man is on a whole another level

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie 4 роки тому

      Job bot approves this message

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie 4 роки тому

      Kuldude 420 that was a horrible joke

    • @joaorodrigues1477
      @joaorodrigues1477 4 роки тому +2

      I've heard that somewhere before...

  • @slimemoldfan
    @slimemoldfan 7 років тому +554

    *A N G E R Y P O O S E Y*

    • @uptopz
      @uptopz 6 років тому

      Lol 0:59

  • @jackknall9966
    @jackknall9966 5 років тому +798

    My school actually uses that cat as it's desktop

    • @jetvellareno382
      @jetvellareno382 5 років тому +11

      Oh
      REALLY

    • @rock6450
      @rock6450 5 років тому +85

      *_Angery Pussy Noises can be heard in the background._*

    • @TheBMEGuy
      @TheBMEGuy 5 років тому +49

      Angry Pussy University

    • @HuntedBoBo
      @HuntedBoBo 5 років тому +2

      Jackknall I didn’t know you watch Joel

    • @313_A__
      @313_A__ 4 роки тому

      @@TheBMEGuy lmao

  • @pockypurse
    @pockypurse 4 роки тому +107

    I fucking love the moment at 4:51, just the picture of sad John Cena being consoled by two butterflies perched on his face, as SATAN HAMMERS AWAY ON THE PIANO

  • @PingasGamingReal
    @PingasGamingReal 6 років тому +378

    *god has entered the server*
    *Joel has entered the server*
    *god has abandoned humankind*

  • @TempoTronica
    @TempoTronica 5 років тому +378

    I like how he tries to make you out as the bad person.

  • @maleklefleur1667
    @maleklefleur1667 6 років тому +808

    Joel, I challenge you to destroy a chromebook

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 6 років тому +25

      malek shut up I’m not Joel but I’ll try

    • @thesuperpunmaster6369
      @thesuperpunmaster6369 5 років тому +89

      easy, try to run anything on it

    • @endercrystal8944
      @endercrystal8944 5 років тому

      ...profile picture source pls?

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 5 років тому +9

      Easy, I've already done it.
      In terms of software *and* physically

    • @rainbowbeetle
      @rainbowbeetle 5 років тому +2

      Try to run bonzi buddy on it
      Wait that destroys anything

  • @rolandkatsuragi
    @rolandkatsuragi 4 роки тому +46

    0:21 it was from that moment on, I started following Joel's adventures in toolbars

  • @Cteklite
    @Cteklite 8 років тому +1185

    "All nightcore is- is that you take an anime girl and speed it up and you get nightcore!"
    I love Joel.

  • @lilyanon5538
    @lilyanon5538 7 років тому +637

    7:41
    The Return of G R A Y A N D D A Y A D.

    • @Vulpyyy
      @Vulpyyy 6 років тому +3

      Michael Potter 500+ likes and only 1 single comment

    • @SpookyMySharpie
      @SpookyMySharpie 8 днів тому

      Last

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 5 років тому +2373

    When he compared Vaporwave to Nightcore i had to rethink my life

    • @IrisXen
      @IrisXen 5 років тому +297

      They're both effortless shit if done the way most people do it.

    • @IrisXen
      @IrisXen 5 років тому +126

      @Yol Riin Lask I'm sure people who have their songs stolen only for the stolen version to get more view despite taking two minutes to make are very happy

    • @banjofangirl3458
      @banjofangirl3458 5 років тому +11

      @@IrisXen really the only upside is that it pleases the hackers that'd like a sped up version without the pitches going wack, but it is pretty effortless

    • @zoezoeflex
      @zoezoeflex 4 роки тому +218

      @@IrisXen Vaporwave can be done great, nightcore is legit only sped up

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 роки тому +24

      @@zoezoeflex
      If it's done like how death dynamic shroud.wmv do it, then yeah vaporwave can be great.

  • @amberpurrington3565
    @amberpurrington3565 3 роки тому +64

    pretty sure the reason the scammer said "tell me about your daughter" was to get to know him more and trying to get him on his good side, y'know so the scammee might start to trust him.

    • @jank3875
      @jank3875 3 роки тому +23

      it was definitely because he realized joel was fucking with him and was trying to get him back. it was an innuendo. as someone who's fucked with scammers before they will definitely get defensive and try to insult you if they realize you're prank calling

    • @ttnbnz
      @ttnbnz 9 місяців тому

      he sounded dead inside as hell lmao

  • @MathematicalVoid
    @MathematicalVoid 9 років тому +308

    John Cena heard that midi of his theme and lost all hope in humanity. That's why he looks so sad on the desktop wallpaper.

    • @AwesomeCoolGuy2133
      @AwesomeCoolGuy2133 9 років тому

      +Gabe Newell GABEN

    • @brandtheblazesoul6836
      @brandtheblazesoul6836 9 років тому

      +Copeland Pennington sad cena

    • @aftabansari-sq9mi
      @aftabansari-sq9mi 9 років тому

      I found this awesome all in one cheat for Megapolis :) facebook.com/Megapolis-Unlimited-Megabucks-Coins-Cheat-1654955428079102/?pidid=8309bd22-29e4-44f0-802d-461f00204a5d [Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 8 Destruction

    • @lanfloyd7131
      @lanfloyd7131 9 років тому

      +aftab ansari FOKIN NOOB
      STOP PLAYING THOSE GAY ASS RIPOFFS OF MINECRAFT

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 8 років тому

      +Copeland Pennington
      4:01 SadCena.mid

  • @Luckyfoxoval78
    @Luckyfoxoval78 8 років тому +910

    "Would you like to run or delete jin and juice.exe" fucking killed me.

    • @Espeonstar1
      @Espeonstar1 8 років тому +16

      You gotta add emphasis to it man. "Would you like to run or delete gin and juice, _.exe_." Or something.

    • @ayra_c3781
      @ayra_c3781 7 років тому

      Virtual Cancer Fuckinell

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 7 років тому

      XD

    • @evileyeden8024
      @evileyeden8024 7 років тому +7

      run. run for your life bitch.

    • @cringe9361
      @cringe9361 7 років тому +1

      DELETE IT! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH AN ANTIVIRUS!

  • @28PickleMan
    @28PickleMan 9 років тому +586

    4:27 one of the coments says "My midi sounds like someone is repeatedly breaking a piano"

    • @28PickleMan
      @28PickleMan 9 років тому +46

      PickleMan28 4:20*

    • @nattylight512
      @nattylight512 9 років тому +3

      The midi was a thing called black midi those are usually bad but just listen to nights of nights I'm not a big fan of the tou ho or something like that but most of the music in that game is made up of black midi or a bunch of keys being smashed

    • @spinyjustspiny3289
      @spinyjustspiny3289 9 років тому +32

      nathan estrada Black Midi is something that is intentionally overloaded with so many notes that a computer and it's speakers will actually struggle to process what's going on.
      The converter is just taking the notes and arranging them haphazardly to every little tick in the audio file.

    • @nattylight512
      @nattylight512 9 років тому

      Ah thanks I really don't get it to much

    • @MediaMunkee
      @MediaMunkee 9 років тому +9

      Spiny Justspiny I once used a midi converter on Don't Stop Me Now.
      The really frightening part is when the piano notes actually coherently coalesce into discernible segments of the lyrics. It's genuinely fucking creepy.

  • @angel-loves-jazz
    @angel-loves-jazz 3 роки тому +917

    "You can convert shit into midi?"
    "Vaporwave is just this thing where you slow down old irrelevant songs"
    "I identify as an attack helicopter cis scum"
    This video is so horrifically 2015 jesus christ lmfao

    • @RookieDropShock
      @RookieDropShock Рік тому +55

      Yes. It's a treasure.

    • @funnymonke3064
      @funnymonke3064 Рік тому +71

      2015 internet culture was somethin' else. Scary times...

    • @FernandoBenitez-ht7uq
      @FernandoBenitez-ht7uq Рік тому +211

      Raised an eyebrow at the attack helicopter joke but then remembered, wow yeah, 2015

    • @caboose9843
      @caboose9843 Рік тому +38

      its like a time capsule, a prefectly preserved specimen

    • @VCPRPressingIssues
      @VCPRPressingIssues Рік тому +1

      @@FernandoBenitez-ht7uq Shut up

  • @dasutanehineri
    @dasutanehineri 6 років тому +725

    "You take an anime girl and speed it up and ya got Nightcore"

    • @dindu19385
      @dindu19385 5 років тому +4

      TWO LITTLE MISS ANIME

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 років тому +39

      It's literally edgy weeb Chipmunk music.

    • @omicromn2212
      @omicromn2212 5 років тому +7

      you sir, you speak the truth. nightcore isn't a genre of music anyway.

    • @blacktopsamurai9811
      @blacktopsamurai9811 5 років тому +2

      @@omicromn2212 Nightcore is actually a real genre, just not correctly described by Joel.

    • @omicromn2212
      @omicromn2212 5 років тому +23

      it is not a genre.
      all your doing is just, grabbing the .mp3 file of the song and speeding it up. *THAT IS THE DESCRIPTION OF IT*
      if anything it's a way to sneak by copyright.

  • @Slumpp
    @Slumpp 6 років тому +359

    How to snort a mp3 file

  • @cousycousy
    @cousycousy 7 років тому +222

    "What's a MIDI file?"
    "I'LL SHOW YOU!"
    *existential crisis John Cena zoom in*

  • @pikajade
    @pikajade Рік тому +15

    3:10 "we live in 2015 and it's starting to show" is a line that has only gotten better with time

  • @TheMemeSheriff
    @TheMemeSheriff 8 років тому +297

    5:35 Joel predicted the rise of vapor wave

    • @forlixtechtips2300
      @forlixtechtips2300 7 років тому +16

      OverworldTNTPig and the attack helicopter **insert Lenny here**

    • @mira-stienen2538
      @mira-stienen2538 7 років тому +10

      Awkward Aardvark Bitch lasagna

    • @smearfo5612
      @smearfo5612 7 років тому +2

      Caused*

    • @ElectricoGamez
      @ElectricoGamez Рік тому

      Looks like people 6 years ago already knew what sh*t was gonna take place in the 2020s.

  • @sloancore
    @sloancore 8 років тому +699

    When the John Cena midi started playing I lost my fucking shit.

  • @georgios.dreihardt
    @georgios.dreihardt 6 років тому +179

    "It's like an Alien just plugged into a Midi file and is trying to like Give me Knowledge of Pluto or something"

  • @onlyrushb6428
    @onlyrushb6428 2 роки тому +73

    the fact that Joel predicted every tiktok audio ever

  • @queensofmewni459
    @queensofmewni459 5 років тому +562

    1:51 gRaPhIc DeSiGn Is My PaSsion

  • @TheAltairAmnell
    @TheAltairAmnell 8 років тому +233

    "You take an anime girl
    You speed it up
    You got night core"-Joel

    • @gameboyx6423
      @gameboyx6423 7 років тому +6

      Holy fucking shit,you like SCP Containment Breach?!?!

    • @leilanpad9638
      @leilanpad9638 7 років тому

      but the real question is
      Is he wrong? Didn't think so.

  • @JerichoUno
    @JerichoUno 7 років тому +596

    Lol my antivirus is super aggresive. It deleted microsoft word and steam.
    It's synmantec lol. It's actually over aggresive.

    • @theofficialchannelofoffici7962
      @theofficialchannelofoffici7962 6 років тому +86

      Jericho Uno my antivirus, an old one, said "a harmful file has been found" and showed it deleting my boot file...the worst part was, it was preinstalled on the computer, I want to kill myself

    • @justinbaxter7640
      @justinbaxter7640 6 років тому +27

      Jericho Uno I once had a pre installed antivirus that slowed my computer to a crawl and made it literally unusable

    • @RoseDingus
      @RoseDingus 6 років тому +21

      malwarebytes is g o o d

    • @lillersox
      @lillersox 6 років тому +4

      Jericho Uno the Russians got to him

    • @faustas405
      @faustas405 6 років тому +11

      i've had an anti-virus which tried to delete my CMD, i've been struggling trying to actually know if i should delete it or not, been trying to decide for over an hour before actually shutting down the PC

  • @P0lakP0wer
    @P0lakP0wer Рік тому +6

    8 years later and I still keep coming back to this video

  • @cyborgdonut1425
    @cyborgdonut1425 9 років тому +641

    You should download more RAM to your computer.

  • @utopiaa_1775
    @utopiaa_1775 4 роки тому +633

    7:41 HE SAID THE THING

    • @Mightymite1
      @Mightymite1 4 роки тому +6

      But not the original one.

    • @VarxenCore9
      @VarxenCore9 4 роки тому +3

      i assume he read his live chat but okay

    • @ivoryvt
      @ivoryvt 3 роки тому +8

      Fleentstones?

  • @Masquesystemsltd
    @Masquesystemsltd 9 років тому +589

    "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" - Vinesauce Joel, 2015

    • @SliceySlicer
      @SliceySlicer 9 років тому +33

      Triggered

    • @ThisIsReadyMade
      @ThisIsReadyMade 9 років тому +9

      Too edgy

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 9 років тому +8

      every joke on this comment thread has been used 200 times please think of something better

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 9 років тому

      Fam xOraham alright

    • @JamesTheCelestial
      @JamesTheCelestial 9 років тому +1

      ***** 10/10.

  • @misterartist1603
    @misterartist1603 4 роки тому +186

    (Kids crowd around Joel)
    Kids: Say the line Joel
    Joel: 7:41
    (Everyone goes crazy)

    • @Meme_Lor
      @Meme_Lor 3 роки тому +14

      10:37
      Joel after the meme first became a thing

    • @Hexadiddle
      @Hexadiddle 2 роки тому +2

      Do the roar

    • @Agente13840
      @Agente13840 6 місяців тому +1

      The líne? Theyre dangerously cheesy..

  • @flippy08100
    @flippy08100 9 років тому +335

    4:23 "My MIDI sounds like someones repeatedly breaking a piano" On point, lol

    • @estatic6258
      @estatic6258 9 років тому

      hehe

    • @Pep_Brew
      @Pep_Brew 9 років тому +1

      +Sergeant Flipper you noticed that too lol

    • @0nixx
      @0nixx 9 років тому +2

      +Sergeant Flipper Sounds to me like someone sliding their face across a piano.

    • @ihatetrollingGaming
      @ihatetrollingGaming 9 років тому +4

      +WohlfGaming more like a lot of people slamming their faces on a piano in time with music

    • @CutestCosmicCat
      @CutestCosmicCat 9 років тому +1

      +Sergeant Flipper I almost died of laughter from that!

  • @LilyBlue53
    @LilyBlue53 5 років тому +231

    7:41 FLEENSTONES???

  • @shawn_99
    @shawn_99 6 років тому +702

    Why, as the founder of a town, would you call your town "Hell"??

    • @BizzarreProductions
      @BizzarreProductions 6 років тому +202

      There are two theories for the origin of Hell's name. The first is that a pair of German travelers stepped out of a stagecoach one sunny afternoon in the 1830s, and one said to the other, "So schön hell!" (translated as, "So beautifully bright!") Their comments were overheard by some locals and the name stuck. Soon after Michigan gained statehood, George Reeves was asked what he thought the town he helped settle should be called and replied "I don't care. You can name it Hell for all I care." The name became official on October 13, 1841. The second theory is tied to the "hell-like" conditions encountered by early explorers including mosquitos, thick forest cover, and extensive wetlands.

    • @mitchelldrake6069
      @mitchelldrake6069 6 років тому +68

      Because he was probably a badass that only wanted other badasses to live with him, so he thought of the edgiest name possible and it just stuck

    • @RealIronyIsGood
      @RealIronyIsGood 6 років тому +30

      Tourism.

    • @EdibleWallpaper
      @EdibleWallpaper 6 років тому +17

      Idfk what the person was thinking, but hey at least I can say I live a few miles from Hell

    • @theinternalkiller
      @theinternalkiller 6 років тому +46

      As a Michigander I can confirm Hell freezes over every year.

  • @jojosnans
    @jojosnans 3 роки тому +36

    3:11 "We live in 2015"
    I wish it was 2015 good times

  • @dylaxiusmccoy
    @dylaxiusmccoy 4 роки тому +812

    Father: What's a MIDI?
    Son: I'll show you!
    *Computer begins emitting the sound of infinite bones rattling against the iron gates of hell*

  • @lolgal1996
    @lolgal1996 7 років тому +145

    when i was like 9 i discovered windows dancer and i would always fuck with my mom by putting the lady who was 2002 visualized in the corner of her screen cause it pissed her off

    • @FunkayMonkay-i9o
      @FunkayMonkay-i9o 7 років тому +6

      That was the best.

    • @CyanideOwl
      @CyanideOwl 6 років тому +1

      I understood this part:
      "... And i was fucking with my mom... "
      way differently.

  • @grongy6122
    @grongy6122 7 років тому +182

    Music in the beginning is Robocop 3 for Sega Genesis.

  • @Gman_2009_
    @Gman_2009_ 3 роки тому +43

    I love when Joel unintentionally sounds like Strong Bad.

  • @extremegamer3231
    @extremegamer3231 7 років тому +320

    Are you steve jubs?

  • @Ness_Dreemurr
    @Ness_Dreemurr 6 років тому +68

    I live in Michigan. Yes we have a town called hell. We also have a town called Christmas

  • @malachiatkinson7245
    @malachiatkinson7245 4 роки тому +204

    There's a restaurant near where I live with its sign in Comic Sans. I've heard it's pretty good, though, and there's always at least a few cars there. A good example of taste over presentation.
    Update: I went there. It's pretty damn good.

  • @Waddledee101
    @Waddledee101 9 місяців тому +3

    I always love watching the wallpapers change with no mention of changing them

  • @dionje5TV
    @dionje5TV 7 років тому +98

    I saw this video 4 times now, its a classic for me.

  • @KH0LRA
    @KH0LRA 4 роки тому +87

    I can't believe this is what got me into watching Joel. *No regrets.*

  • @HaodSunday
    @HaodSunday 9 років тому +478

    I thought he stopped doing Windows Destruction
    If you do it again, WINDOWS 10!

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 роки тому +43

    That Limp Bizkit Nightcore is too real

  • @livvxx.0
    @livvxx.0 5 років тому +2301

    Father: what's a MIDI file?
    Son:I'l show you!
    Father:
    *Dissapointed John cena*

    • @CalumHGaming
      @CalumHGaming 4 роки тому +28

      gtg868g6tt686tg6gt6gt67yhhhiijjii9@@@@@@@'lokiojjuihg5d3ws3s33a32a32s44rddfcygyuuyuuh

    • @lunarblx2012
      @lunarblx2012 4 роки тому +16

      @@CalumHGaming
      Wtf i dont understand baby language or gibberish or whatever the fuck you are saying

    • @neuravanny
      @neuravanny 4 роки тому +53

      @@lunarblx2012 stop bullying him, he's speaking the ancient tounge

    • @lunarblx2012
      @lunarblx2012 4 роки тому +16

      @@neuravanny
      Tongue*
      Hm
      So the ancient tongue is smashing your head on your keyboard.

    • @shiteyanyostan9922
      @shiteyanyostan9922 4 роки тому +2

      Calum HGaming *yes*

  • @swapado
    @swapado 7 років тому +68

    I feel like this same guy called me and I just told him I was amish

  • @jwalcheski
    @jwalcheski 6 років тому +309

    SAD! By Cena

    • @hampoon
      @hampoon 6 років тому +25

      SevenFour nice profile picture
      angry pussy

    • @mhggggg
      @mhggggg 5 років тому +4

      *xxxcena*

    • @Nickbotmax
      @Nickbotmax 5 років тому +9

      XXXTENTACENA

    • @cope9489
      @cope9489 5 років тому

      Wait, did he get shot?

    • @beleben4603
      @beleben4603 5 років тому

      100th like

  • @SphealN1
    @SphealN1 4 місяці тому +14

    Can't believe Its been 8 years since windows 8 was destroyed

    • @Testboi96yt
      @Testboi96yt 4 місяці тому +4

      9 tommorow

    • @SphealN1
      @SphealN1 4 місяці тому

      @@Testboi96yt dam that much has passed ?

    • @Testboi96yt
      @Testboi96yt 4 місяці тому

      @@SphealN1 yes..

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 9 років тому +30

    5:12 The midi + the imagery of butterflies gently perching on John Cena's low-resolution face = me in tears...
    Seriously though, I can't feel my sides...

  • @arthp.9451
    @arthp.9451 8 років тому +111

    *"Certified PC experts are just one call away!"*
    -Tell me about ur daughter...
    -Look, look, i don't care about who you are...
    -Did anyone call you to asking money???
    -OKAY OKAY, so you do not need to call, and your son doens't know about anything...
    -And OOUH, if you are a Steve Jobs or something...

  • @miaugato93
    @miaugato93 9 років тому +687

    8:29 Kermit the Frog Calls PCOptimzerPro Customer Service

    • @FAZEDIE56
      @FAZEDIE56 9 років тому

      XD

    • @ZeppNSoft
      @ZeppNSoft 9 років тому +8

      he has been downloading nipples all over

    • @fearanger1
      @fearanger1 9 років тому +13

      +Tiago Costa "Tell me about our daughter..." BAD. FUCKING. TOUCH.

    • @fertiag
      @fertiag 9 років тому

      +Tiago Costa pt?

    • @miaugato93
      @miaugato93 9 років тому

      tiago ferreira ya

  • @whiplashdd
    @whiplashdd 3 роки тому +20

    the john cena midi actually hyped me up, the start was kinda fire but then it sounded like someone smashed the piano 🧍🏻‍♀️

  • @KilleRGameSHerE
    @KilleRGameSHerE 8 років тому +500

    I listen to EXE files