[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows XP Destruction

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  • @dr.dirtydan497
    @dr.dirtydan497 5 років тому +4956

    *W H O ‘ S B E E N D R A W I N G D I C K S*

    • @memerboi69.0
      @memerboi69.0 5 років тому +51

      that would be 6:15 to be exact

    • @egattignolo
      @egattignolo 5 років тому +18

      i think its dirty dan

    • @JontyMaster
      @JontyMaster 5 років тому +20

      *zooms in on bonzi*

    • @user-ql7dr6uw8z
      @user-ql7dr6uw8z 5 років тому +8

      😐👉 😱🖌️ him

    • @99lev1
      @99lev1 5 років тому +1

      Let's listen to this, uh...

  • @volk9327
    @volk9327 4 роки тому +11392

    the worst part about this video is that i'll never be able to watch it for the first time again

    • @nezbednik
      @nezbednik 4 роки тому +380

      i totally agree, i was laughing so hard when watching this first time lmao
      i already watched it like 50 times lol

    • @neetwithajob
      @neetwithajob 4 роки тому +196

      that’s how i feel about all of joel’s compilations :-( he’s so unforgettable

    • @fb5601
      @fb5601 4 роки тому +28

      He needs to do more

    • @saturndotnet
      @saturndotnet 4 роки тому +94

      having really bad memory is both a blessing and a curse

    • @unhappymeal1087
      @unhappymeal1087 4 роки тому +8

      Lol I’m watching this for the first time

  • @vinesauce
    @vinesauce 11 років тому +10602

    Let the hate flow....

    • @deadkat5badcfehg
      @deadkat5badcfehg 10 років тому +237

      Let the hate within fuel your anger boy...release it and unleash a fiery hell upon those who have not fulfilled your lifetime goals.

    • @luancervantes6124
      @luancervantes6124 10 років тому +95

      9 months ago this happened... so, did a baby bonzi buddy was born or something?

    • @Kirby7601
      @Kirby7601 7 років тому +45

      join me! and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son

    • @ZiroZenStudios
      @ZiroZenStudios 7 років тому +36

      WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS?!?!

    • @dumpsterchild131
      @dumpsterchild131 7 років тому +27

      Disliked
      And then imidiately liked because you can't like and dislike a vid at a time o and good vid Joel

  • @teaneck_
    @teaneck_ 3 роки тому +1963

    I like how the video is about 2000's nostalgia, but now the video is nostalgic.

    • @fishyninjja9103
      @fishyninjja9103 2 роки тому +17

      Yeah...

    • @strigers8007
      @strigers8007 2 роки тому +113

      It was made when the 2000's were still considered cringe, and now those times are considered nostalgic and loved.

    • @Max-uv3eg
      @Max-uv3eg 2 роки тому +9

      @@strigers8007 what? they still are considered that, and always will be. For good reasons

    • @noaht2005
      @noaht2005 Рік тому +59

      @@Max-uv3eg they are cringe, but in a fun way. It’s nice to look back and laugh at yourself

    • @gummi1203
      @gummi1203 Рік тому +3

      Time flies way too fast...

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 5 років тому +7665

    I remember watching this for the first time when I was 14 and thinking Joel was a 40 year old man from New Jersey.

    • @coderedskyrim
      @coderedskyrim 5 років тому +178

      bruh

    • @BigBoiTurboslav
      @BigBoiTurboslav 4 роки тому +351

      @Lem Rezar your dad doesn't even come close to any part of the U.S. let alone New Jersey

    • @RetroWrites-de7ih
      @RetroWrites-de7ih 4 роки тому +54

      @Lem Rezar A bad one.

    • @decepticonsoundwave297
      @decepticonsoundwave297 4 роки тому +8

      Someone doesnt like your idea... Uh oh!

    • @critlv972
      @critlv972 4 роки тому +19

      Lem Rezar sounds pretty american though, but more like generic one

  • @NeatMike
    @NeatMike 8 років тому +12448

    I use Bonzi Buddy to this day. I have no friends left so that monkey and I became close.

  • @ajgnexus
    @ajgnexus 5 років тому +9366

    you can slowly observe Joel's accent deteriorating over the years.

    • @CoolDaddyJames
      @CoolDaddyJames 5 років тому +59

      What do you mean?

    • @CarrieUwU
      @CarrieUwU 5 років тому +896

      I mean this means he is getting better in english. But yeah lol.

    • @SpicyDirtREAL
      @SpicyDirtREAL 5 років тому +56

      Where is Joel from?

    • @CarrieUwU
      @CarrieUwU 5 років тому +578

      @@SpicyDirtREAL he is Swedish.

    • @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp
      @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp 5 років тому +5

      Yeah lol

  • @AutumnRivers
    @AutumnRivers 3 роки тому +2569

    I remember watching this for the first time and thinking Joel was just doing all this to some computer he found in the garbage outside
    Yes, I am now aware that virtual machines exist

    • @kamelfosare1527
      @kamelfosare1527 3 роки тому +216

      Yes same here, i thought he bought old computers from some company or found them in the trash

    • @melvin2313
      @melvin2313 2 роки тому +67

      I thought this the same way that joel has broken computers in his garage 💀

    • @DuncanDonutzRAWRXD
      @DuncanDonutzRAWRXD 2 роки тому +4

      SAME 😂

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 2 роки тому +69

      That would honestly be ideal, VMs run like shit, especially the kind Joel is using, VirtualBox runs like shit. It would be much better to run them on real hardware or better yet, use a "computer condom" as Joel basically referred to it as but use a KVM virtual machine and 2 graphics cards so you can make the VM directly access one of the cards, allowing it much better performance. I believe you can do the same thing with a multi CPU setup on servers as well.

    • @radioactiveseaotter
      @radioactiveseaotter 2 роки тому +40

      I legitimately thought he bought old computers to just end their suffering

  • @gregcraig5706
    @gregcraig5706 4 роки тому +8391

    when i was 8 years old i saw joel and thinking his humor was really complicated for some reason

    • @neo674
      @neo674 4 роки тому +528

      Symbolic and Poetic

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 роки тому +613

      I was like you, I discovered joel when i was young (I don’t remember how old i was) but since my english wasn’t good. There was some puns I didn’t get. My first language was french. I am not from France, Canada, or Belgium, i'm from Lebanon but i grew up in Ivory Coast and Burkina Faso. And their official language is french

    • @PoloPlayz
      @PoloPlayz 4 роки тому +69

      Alkinboy Mroue / الكينبوي مرو How you doing I heard about the Lebanon explosion, hope you and your family are safe

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 роки тому +52

      @Polo We are safe, idk why but i see a lot of replies asking me if i'm okay from the explosion.

    • @amberjennifer8826
      @amberjennifer8826 4 роки тому +14

      Same but I was like 9 or 10

  • @Purpulear
    @Purpulear 8 років тому +11426

    How to get a Virus in 2 minutes:
    "Free Minecraft"
    Story of 30 million 12 year olds.

    • @jdarksword
      @jdarksword 8 років тому +245

      Tru, funny thing is is that it's cheap.

    • @dotcomgamingd5564
      @dotcomgamingd5564 8 років тому +185

      I laughed so hard I choked on air

    • @jakeb.3497
      @jakeb.3497 8 років тому +183

      literally my 7 year old self

    • @ultradepth3991
      @ultradepth3991 8 років тому +230

      No, 12 year olds aren't that dumb. Its like 6 year old who do that

    • @Purpulear
      @Purpulear 8 років тому +160

      Ultra Im sure a decent amount of 12 ear kids do it too.

  • @BlitsAzalisDash
    @BlitsAzalisDash 6 років тому +3946

    4 years later I’m still watching this. Never gets old

    • @21shanks
      @21shanks 6 років тому +48

      expand dong never disappoints me

    • @gierhm
      @gierhm 6 років тому +8

      hell yeah

    • @CHKNSkratch
      @CHKNSkratch 6 років тому +7

      same

    • @Isaacfess
      @Isaacfess 6 років тому +6

      Never.

    • @mango_tgo8361
      @mango_tgo8361 6 років тому

      Lol 2019

  • @800dbcloud
    @800dbcloud 10 місяців тому +317

    this is unironically probably one of the most important videos on the internet of all time. happy 10 year anniversary, windows xp destruction

  • @Lolpy.
    @Lolpy. 4 роки тому +2340

    “We’re really getting that authentic 2002 experience”
    *Has an album cover from 2004*

    • @neetwithajob
      @neetwithajob 4 роки тому +171

      he’s trying his best

    • @cyberqueen201
      @cyberqueen201 4 роки тому +92

      @@neetwithajob maybe he likes the time traveler aesthetic

    • @Masterwar15
      @Masterwar15 4 роки тому +93

      I'd say 2004 was still 2002ish enough to count as 2002.

    • @stuff31
      @stuff31 3 роки тому +3

      oh

    • @vinnytheplayer5500
      @vinnytheplayer5500 3 роки тому

      @Impaleification well true remember the movie the time machine

  • @IsaacVeyronNeedsSubs
    @IsaacVeyronNeedsSubs 6 років тому +2409

    *"LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI"*

    • @souvv666
      @souvv666 6 років тому +140

      *GETTI, GETTI, GETTI, GETTI, GETTI, GETTI*

    • @dannywapbang
      @dannywapbang 6 років тому +24

      NEAAAAAAWH, WHYYYYEH?!

    • @bilalstyler98
      @bilalstyler98 6 років тому +44

      *LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, ŁŁŮŮĪĪĞĞÎÎ*

    • @AlphaXY13
      @AlphaXY13 5 років тому +20

      *CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK OUT THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK.*

    • @NotAwesomeNintendoFacts
      @NotAwesomeNintendoFacts 5 років тому +4

      WHAT!?

  • @stephenbeatty9856
    @stephenbeatty9856 6 місяців тому +170

    The fact that people 10 years ago were saying “yeah guys remember YTPs” truly says how old they are

  • @Truffle_D_Toad
    @Truffle_D_Toad 10 місяців тому +80

    It's been 10 years holy crap. I remember watching this when it was only a little over a year old. It's still incredible after all these years

  • @cooldude123817
    @cooldude123817 8 років тому +2215

    I lost it at the Slayer midi.

  • @vandyckaldo
    @vandyckaldo 4 роки тому +2438

    Real story: i live in mexico, and i remember going with my mom and dad to buy supplements for him, it was somewhat far from home, and im not kidding that store had home-made banana snacks, with bonzi buddy as the mascot

    • @cyberqueen201
      @cyberqueen201 4 роки тому +28

      Woah.

    • @adventureboy7855
      @adventureboy7855 4 роки тому +12

      What year was it it was probably a sponsor

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 4 роки тому +147

      Lemme guess... The brand is Expand Dong™

    • @bervin3232
      @bervin3232 4 роки тому +13

      @@Limbbiscuit
      EXPAND

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 4 роки тому +55

      They googled purple virus ape and printed the first result

  • @PhantomPraetor
    @PhantomPraetor 4 роки тому +931

    0:30
    I love how he puts minimal effort into the spikes while the song says “I tried so hard”

    • @Pr0D13gen
      @Pr0D13gen 3 роки тому +26

      I T R I E D S O H A R D

    • @CutieFakeKirby
      @CutieFakeKirby 2 роки тому

      SHUT UP, Jesus

    • @ScoutSunset
      @ScoutSunset 2 роки тому +7

      In spite of the way you were mocking me

    • @NeatoUnused
      @NeatoUnused Рік тому

      @@ScoutSunset SHUT UP, JESUS

    • @puffleposhcp915
      @puffleposhcp915 Рік тому +3

      @@ScoutSunset SASQUA DUMP SASQUA DUMP SASQUA DUMP

  • @Ash-bo9eu
    @Ash-bo9eu 3 роки тому +620

    POV: you’re about to witness the birth of modern internet humor

  • @derekschoch4551
    @derekschoch4551 7 років тому +1004

    7:33 From here it's almost like BonziBuddy knows that the OS is about to be deleted and he's begging for his life.

    • @never4916
      @never4916 7 років тому +49

      he says its been nice gnawing you lol

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 7 років тому +65

      he's trying to keep positive while his world is crashing down around him.

    • @nicolasdacanay216
      @nicolasdacanay216 7 років тому +2

      Foir sword do you remeber "turn on c

    • @arty5279
      @arty5279 7 років тому +17

      Begging? almost more like going insane of the shit hes going through

    • @whatshappeninganymore2473
      @whatshappeninganymore2473 7 років тому +7

      He gets insane in the Windows 10 destruction vid (I think). Joel pushed him over the edge. This isn't MY Bonzi.
      He was a decent man/ape thing. And he died for it. Rest in peace Bonzi Buddy.

  • @erykd.1360
    @erykd.1360 4 роки тому +2200

    "Kup teraz" means "buy now"
    "Przegląd" means"search"
    "Historia i przywracanie" means"history and restoration"
    "Ustawienia" means "settings"
    "Konto" means "account"
    Its in polish not in russian joel but your accent is welcome

    • @abandonedaccount2986
      @abandonedaccount2986 4 роки тому +22

      Thanks I learned something

    • @prophetofregret8468
      @prophetofregret8468 4 роки тому +54

      @@gaydilla No it wasn't, it sounded objectively the worst out of them. The rest was something like drunk russian so still pretty close to original. I pissed myself laughing when he pronounced that anyways

    • @glibglob8681
      @glibglob8681 4 роки тому +23

      "Historia i przywracanie" means something akin "History and restoration", "history of search" translates to "Historia wyszukiwania"

    • @mexicanitachi
      @mexicanitachi 4 роки тому

      Èl nîná

    • @popito5942
      @popito5942 4 роки тому +16

      Bolish is my passion

  • @ReesesBees
    @ReesesBees 5 років тому +959

    this was the video that introduced me to Joel and the other Vinesauce guys.
    to this day, i still quote jobel's "what is this beast on my floor?!" when i see something messed up.

  • @Kaizushiya
    @Kaizushiya Рік тому +208

    3:04 the fact that the sound effect after him saying expand dong is him accidentally hitting his cereal bowl makes this even fucking funnier

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 Рік тому +28

      it makes the garage-dwelling computer destroying vibe just right

  • @bootleg42069
    @bootleg42069 7 років тому +1660

    Mario stopped using mushrooms and he went for meth instead, so he's got *bad teeth*.

  • @AtariiWave
    @AtariiWave 6 років тому +616

    2:52 General Kenobi...

    • @cristianjensen33
      @cristianjensen33 5 років тому +4

      Steel Penguin, Well played.

    • @naulapommi666
      @naulapommi666 5 років тому

      what

    • @swagjunk
      @swagjunk 5 років тому

      @@naulapommi666 im disappointed u don't know the reference

    • @naulapommi666
      @naulapommi666 5 років тому

      k

    • @leokm9586
      @leokm9586 5 років тому +3

      @@naulapommi666 Your comment will be a fine addition to my cringe collection

  • @archbishopTL1
    @archbishopTL1 3 роки тому +2696

    I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS 7 YEARS OLD

    • @amstaringmickey8795
      @amstaringmickey8795 3 роки тому +45

      Yes and his voice changed

    • @MetalNoah778
      @MetalNoah778 3 роки тому +4

      Wait what

    • @shipy490
      @shipy490 3 роки тому +9

      @@amstaringmickey8795 probably changed mic aswell so he sounds a but different

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 3 роки тому +1

      i was 7

    • @chairger
      @chairger 3 роки тому +35

      i refuse to believe that 2014 was 7 years ago

  • @CarlosTheSFR
    @CarlosTheSFR 3 роки тому +547

    Can't wait for a Windows 11 Destruction by the guy himself, Joel.

  • @jaydagamer0
    @jaydagamer0 5 років тому +773

    6:41 Are we gonna ignore where Bonzi got the banana from?

    • @zakicrafteur3487
      @zakicrafteur3487 5 років тому +52

      Jay Da Gamer from his ass maybe

    • @ItsJustAidenYT
      @ItsJustAidenYT 5 років тому +44

      Jay Da Gamer up his *A S S*

    • @FunkParadigm
      @FunkParadigm 5 років тому +32

      It's so great that after five years later, people are still talking on here.

    • @saikikusuo5573
      @saikikusuo5573 5 років тому +1

      Bitch.

    • @cringe9361
      @cringe9361 5 років тому +13

      *he doesn’t have any pockets*

  • @bigedude
    @bigedude 11 років тому +905

    I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE TOOLBARS!!!

  • @sneet8586
    @sneet8586 7 років тому +639

    I f*cking love when Joel accidentally snorts.

    • @sprite6550
      @sprite6550 7 років тому +28

      Rosalina Knows Best I prefer when he smokes crack

    • @kurtisjondriver8103
      @kurtisjondriver8103 7 років тому

      Rosalina Knows can I screw you (-_-)

  • @bighugo6251
    @bighugo6251 11 місяців тому +144

    I still can’t believe this is gonna turn 10 years old in a few months Edit: This comment is now expired

    • @banesrb
      @banesrb 10 місяців тому +5

      you mean 13 days ago?

    • @alike2833
      @alike2833 8 місяців тому +2

      Dawn of the Final Day
      24 Hours Remain

    • @Rexus.Solextra
      @Rexus.Solextra 7 місяців тому +1

      10 years

    • @materdela
      @materdela 6 місяців тому +3

      KUP TERAZ!

    • @memeuniversum
      @memeuniversum 6 місяців тому +2

      @@materdela KUP TERAZ!

  • @Sloppy_McFloppy
    @Sloppy_McFloppy 5 років тому +1201

    6:32 and thus history was made

    • @InklingFan77Mettaton1936
      @InklingFan77Mettaton1936 4 роки тому +45

      Digital Dirk and SilvaGunner was born

    • @DrSabot-A
      @DrSabot-A 4 роки тому +10

      It's stupidly hilarious when you heard the rip first instead of this one

    • @meyazra
      @meyazra 4 роки тому +3

      @SuperSansCraft 1212 Me

    • @decepticonsoundwave297
      @decepticonsoundwave297 4 роки тому +2

      (Not the right video but...) G R A N D D A D

    • @LiamTheGuy3
      @LiamTheGuy3 4 роки тому +2

      @@decepticonsoundwave297 FLEENTSTONES!?!??!?

  • @RegiO-O
    @RegiO-O 5 років тому +1252

    After living on a tf2 meme server for 3 years i finally found the source of "w h o s b e en d r a w i n g d i c k s"

    • @cheesybeard
      @cheesybeard 4 роки тому +70

      "I'm gonna kick Donkey Kong in his Konkey Dong".

    • @RegiO-O
      @RegiO-O 4 роки тому +7

      @@cheesybeard oh god

    • @cheesybeard
      @cheesybeard 4 роки тому +17

      @@RegiO-O that was a phrase people said in community servers for a bit in TF2.

    • @RegiO-O
      @RegiO-O 4 роки тому +1

      @@cheesybeard thats why i said "oh god"

    • @cheesybeard
      @cheesybeard 4 роки тому +1

      @@RegiO-O ahh ok

  • @ArchDennam
    @ArchDennam 7 років тому +1629

    "let's listen to some nice music"
    "TWO HUNDRHED DOLLERS!?"

    • @tomv23
      @tomv23 7 років тому +8

      NamrednE 125 your comment its old
      But funny as.. *F U C C*

    • @ArchDennam
      @ArchDennam 7 років тому +1

      same

    • @nicolasthomas4780
      @nicolasthomas4780 7 років тому +5

      No 1 dollar

    • @LennyFazeGD
      @LennyFazeGD 6 років тому +5

      “let’s listen to some music”
      “One dollar”

    • @the1stwing
      @the1stwing 6 років тому

      Uhhhh... Wrong vid buddy

  • @JamesRoyceDawson
    @JamesRoyceDawson Рік тому +127

    Nearly a decade on and so many iconic quotes that live in my head rent-free-
    - Authentic 2002 experience
    - Can't stand it even ironically
    - Expand Dong
    - Go in here you Monkee Fucc
    - Download these cool viruses
    - Kewl Tewlbarrs
    - Now we're hardcore, surfing the internet like a boss
    - Windows mewvie makerr, we should make some mewvies
    - WAKKEE EFFECTS
    - Limp Bizkut 4ever bitche

    • @GamingTopTen
      @GamingTopTen 8 місяців тому +2

      The joke about the beaver gnawing the tree is one I quote often.

    • @EVENCOOLERTHANJOHN
      @EVENCOOLERTHANJOHN 8 місяців тому +5

      What about "I've had the worst fucking day of my life"

    • @HenryLarson-wq2xp
      @HenryLarson-wq2xp 7 місяців тому +1

      I officially say "kup teraz" for no reason

    • @bradyvandruenen55
      @bradyvandruenen55 5 місяців тому

      limp bizkut 4ever bitche

  • @elifarmer3815
    @elifarmer3815 4 роки тому +783

    Joel sounds 30 years younger now

    • @Povilaz
      @Povilaz 4 роки тому +143

      He stopped smoking around that time.

    • @pastaroni8683
      @pastaroni8683 3 роки тому +10

      And mentally

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 3 роки тому +2

      yeah

    • @partitionhlep
      @partitionhlep 2 роки тому +5

      if you said this when the video was just released, then you would be saying that joel sounded -9 years old

  • @noideac
    @noideac 5 років тому +495

    This video genuinely changed my life when I first watched it 5 years ago

  • @dbmd9915
    @dbmd9915 5 років тому +501

    Ok now we have to add some *WACKY EFFECTS OOO*

  • @doctornsilver3882
    @doctornsilver3882 2 роки тому +108

    I remember my mum unironically installed bonzi buddy onto our old family computer.
    The poor thing promptly committed suicide 3 days later.

    • @bamberghh1691
      @bamberghh1691 Рік тому +23

      The family computer or bonzi buddy?

    • @HenryLarson-wq2xp
      @HenryLarson-wq2xp 7 місяців тому +12

      I think he means his mom

    • @doctornsilver3882
      @doctornsilver3882 18 днів тому +1

      ​​@@bamberghh1691 back here two years later to say; both.
      Also my mom is fine in case anyone was wondering. Lmao

    • @doctornsilver3882
      @doctornsilver3882 18 днів тому +2

      Actually to add to this; I hated bonzi buddy from like, the very beginning.
      It was back before i had my own computer, so I couldnt do anything about it.
      Until the computer died and my parents realised it was malware all along.
      Life was good after that.

    • @bamberghh1691
      @bamberghh1691 17 днів тому

      @@doctornsilver3882 damn hahahahah thanks for the answer and the story

  • @vertram
    @vertram 6 років тому +687

    6:52 Joel tries to speak polish and he sounds like drunk russian xd

  • @LilAnonomus
    @LilAnonomus 4 роки тому +351

    This was my introduction to vinesauce and the beginning of the evolution of my sense of humor.

    • @TheTimesOfOld
      @TheTimesOfOld 3 роки тому +3

      Hey dude noticed your profile Pic cool to see another pendulum fan hello there friend! :D

  • @letscringe9727
    @letscringe9727 9 років тому +888

    Joel's laugh can cure cancer

    • @eddieedd36
      @eddieedd36 9 років тому +104

      And BonziBuddy causes it

    • @rocketsummer
      @rocketsummer 9 років тому +5

      +Eddie Edd That's why Jobel and Bonzi are forever locked in battle.

    • @singleflips
      @singleflips 9 років тому +8

      +Let's Cringe joel can also cure herpes with his prank call.

    • @Fennelfox
      @Fennelfox 9 років тому

      +Let's Cringe His laughter reminds me to this guy watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY haha

    • @hiromurdoch6164
      @hiromurdoch6164 9 років тому +1

      No, Geoff Ramsey's laugh cures cancer.

  • @mousefriend8635
    @mousefriend8635 3 роки тому +107

    To be honest, his ytp was better than most of them back in the day.

  • @tamby_teeze
    @tamby_teeze 6 років тому +336

    Bonzi Buddy said the joke with the punchline of "It was nice gnawing you." right before the windows were broken.

  • @jaynelson7123
    @jaynelson7123 4 роки тому +364

    I can't fathom the fact that this wasn't made like,,, a month ago, Joel made this when he was 21,,,, *_what_*

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 роки тому +29

      oh God, he's 28 now?

    • @bancon666
      @bancon666 3 роки тому +22

      Jesus. He sounds like he is forty lol
      I must look and a sound like a ten year old compared to him and I'm 25

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 роки тому +45

      @@bancon666 that's 'cause he used to smoke back when he made this. Since then he quit, and his voice sounds much better

    • @Maxbotnick
      @Maxbotnick 3 роки тому +2

      *20

  • @gluciopl2174
    @gluciopl2174 9 років тому +441

    6:53
    'Kup teraz!' - Buy now!
    'Przegląd' - Scan
    'Ostatnie skanowanie' - Last scan
    'Ustawienia' - Settings
    'Konto' - Account
    'Historia i Przywracanie' - History and backup

    • @dødskåtter
      @dødskåtter 9 років тому

      +Gucio PL idk polish only english

    • @gluciopl2174
      @gluciopl2174 9 років тому +19

      I posted this so ppl who don't speak Polish will understand what does it mean.

    • @dødskåtter
      @dødskåtter 9 років тому

      Gucio PL i know only Kup teraz! what is

    • @25kamul
      @25kamul 9 років тому +15

      Hej! Ja chciałem to napisać! >:(

    • @gluciopl2174
      @gluciopl2174 9 років тому

      Smokin' Grounder the Badnik Aj. No cóż.

  • @enniswennis
    @enniswennis 10 місяців тому +31

    happy 10 years to this lmfao, i remember watching this in 8th grade

  • @AlatielleRS
    @AlatielleRS 6 років тому +288

    4 years later but still hilarious

    • @kori7795
      @kori7795 6 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @dxvt
      @dxvt 6 років тому +4

      r/unexpectedDDLC

  • @justcb1902
    @justcb1902 5 років тому +674

    Fun fact: This Video actually got me into working with computers

    • @axel4realz
      @axel4realz 4 роки тому +46

      you are windows 95

    • @justcb1902
      @justcb1902 4 роки тому +86

      Yes, I’m the physical manifestation of Windows 95

    • @marioandluigi2000XD
      @marioandluigi2000XD 4 роки тому +4

      lmao i got into computers by a random windows xp video

    • @justcb1902
      @justcb1902 4 роки тому +21

      LAWL_26 Isn’t it amazing how humorous videos can actually help start careers?

    • @justcb1902
      @justcb1902 4 роки тому +21

      @Brittany Just make sure that things like the RAM and processor work with the motherboard, and that your power supply has enough wattage to power everything

  • @mishi6525
    @mishi6525 5 років тому +1638

    Yoshi’s New Island Music be Like 2:05

    • @mirjanadragoljuboviccplos1599
      @mirjanadragoljuboviccplos1599 5 років тому +96

      K epic *but why do you have that profile pic*

    • @As567na
      @As567na 5 років тому +29

      I like your pfp give me. Btw very true

    • @eatthis8924
      @eatthis8924 5 років тому +24

      Mirjana Dragoljubovicčp loš Problem
      With erotic anime profile pics?

    • @Pgpxd
      @Pgpxd 5 років тому +6

      e

    • @fucktrentonkersey9762
      @fucktrentonkersey9762 5 років тому +5

      Splatoon is the worst game of all time. Why do you hate splatoon

  • @chiimumango3979
    @chiimumango3979 10 місяців тому +19

    HAPPY 10TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS MASTERPIECE!
    still remember the first time i watched this when i was like 10 years old and it's still funny to this day

  • @therealdavidcage4761
    @therealdavidcage4761 8 років тому +1894

    I remember breaking my families £1000 PC trying to download free SpongeBob episodes as a kid.

  • @triangulous5758
    @triangulous5758 8 років тому +989

    i remember in my science class while my classmates where doing research me and my friend sat there the entire class downloading bonzi buddy and like a shit ton of malware (pretty much fucking the computer) and we didnt know the computers volume was on full blast so when bonzi came up and said "well hello there!" LITERALLY THE ENTIRE CLASS LOOKED AT US AND WE LAUGHED OUR ASSES OFF AND OUR TEACHER WHO WAS OUT OF THE ROOM HAD TO PULL US OUT OF OUR NEXT CLASS TO GET US TO DELETE IT AND NOBODY SAID A WORD ABOUT IT UNTIL THE NEXT DAY

    • @MolternK
      @MolternK 8 років тому +19

      OMG

    • @rxdzn_
      @rxdzn_ 8 років тому

      lol

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 8 років тому +143

      I just want to imagine you sitting in class, everyone's working, it's super quiet, and then suddenly you hear "NICE TO MEET YOU EXPAND DONG"

    • @wispy9859
      @wispy9859 8 років тому +3

      +stride99 lmfao

    • @triangulous5758
      @triangulous5758 8 років тому +40

      stride99 IMAGINE THAT SO FUCKING LOUD THAT PEOPLE WITH HEADPHONES ON FULL FUCKING BLAST KILLING THEIR BRAIN CELLS WITH GOD DAMN FUCKING DEATH METAL CAN HEAR BONZI FUCKING SCREAMING "ITS BEEN NICE KNAWING YOU"

  • @cfalcon0754
    @cfalcon0754 5 років тому +528

    here’s another nostalgic part of the video, at 5:13 has a blue background and white text, doesn’t anyone remember videos looking like that in 2007-2010?

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 років тому +36

      *Top five "Bruh" moments*

    • @andra4504
      @andra4504 5 років тому +26

      D R E A M S C A P E

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 5 років тому +22

      *W A K E M E U P, W A K E M E U P I N S I D E*

    • @iminor2450
      @iminor2450 5 років тому +19

      Lyrics to some nightcore song. Yeag

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 5 років тому +12

      Remember those old lyric videos?

  • @_MMK
    @_MMK 3 місяці тому +12

    This video might genuinely be one of the most important pieces of modern internet culture. So many things can be traced down back to this. If Wikipedia wasn't fucking around, they'd have a dedicated page just for this one stream.

  • @chiccornsstuff
    @chiccornsstuff 6 років тому +364

    6:53 Joel tries to speak Polish (part 1)

    • @Zerno1
      @Zerno1 6 років тому +3

      YEP

    • @mrchefpiggy2254
      @mrchefpiggy2254 6 років тому +31

      KUP TERAZ!

    • @fludter
      @fludter 5 років тому +1

      #polska

    • @kris1774
      @kris1774 5 років тому +11

      P O L S K A kurwa kto polski lol?

    • @LeftyyGD
      @LeftyyGD 5 років тому +1

      @@kris1774 ja

  • @ironiso411
    @ironiso411 6 років тому +243

    Making YTP
    On a virus riddled pc

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 7 років тому +834

    7:46 this isn’t your PC anymore joel

    • @bonzibuddy9200
      @bonzibuddy9200 7 років тому +82

      What did the beaver say to the tree?

    • @JuicyRedskin
      @JuicyRedskin 7 років тому +6

      No!

    • @YaBoi-2401
      @YaBoi-2401 7 років тому +25

      Bonzi Buddy Its been nice gnawing you hahahahahaha

    • @ihwiibl3431
      @ihwiibl3431 7 років тому

      That’s a shiny giritina :|

    • @xy6165
      @xy6165 6 років тому

      'tis our pc

  • @UrshifuYaoi69
    @UrshifuYaoi69 2 роки тому +71

    POV: You are 10 years old and your sense of humor is about to be changed for the rest of your life

  • @SalutanisOrkonus
    @SalutanisOrkonus 7 років тому +705

    LETS MAKE OUR OWN UA-cam POOPS!
    *does obvious thing and opens up hotel Mario intro*

    • @Flygoniaks
      @Flygoniaks 7 років тому +70

      *THE AUTHENTIC EARLY INTERNET EXPERIENCE.*

    • @brush5004
      @brush5004 7 років тому

      Nothing beats Gay Luigi.

    • @brush5004
      @brush5004 7 років тому

      eVERything beats gay luigi -off-

  • @PrekiFromPoland
    @PrekiFromPoland 5 років тому +1084

    6:37
    How did you end up on a Polish language scam site is beyond me :D

  • @jacobpeck9372
    @jacobpeck9372 8 років тому +323

    E X P A N D D O N G

    • @mightykitten4615
      @mightykitten4615 8 років тому +7

      B O N Z I B U D D Y
      W I N D O W S X P
      V I N E S A U C E

    • @bonzibuddy8611
      @bonzibuddy8611 8 років тому +9

      G E T A L I F E B I T C H E S

    • @synthspleen
      @synthspleen 8 років тому +2

      +BonziBUDDY the lord has spoken

    • @Pierfy
      @Pierfy 7 років тому +3

      +BonziBUDDY a r e y o u t h e 9 / 1 1 b o m b e r ?

    • @nikprobg9327
      @nikprobg9327 7 років тому +1

      *D* *O* *N* *G*

  • @ZuperDarkk
    @ZuperDarkk 10 місяців тому +21

    It's been exactly 10 years since this masterpiece was created

  • @hominine
    @hominine 8 років тому +628

    the funny part is that I remember downloading some of these viruses as a kid LMAO

    • @tytk
      @tytk 8 років тому +60

      but you're still a kid

    • @hominine
      @hominine 8 років тому +23

      +Doomed Nation *as a little kid**

    • @zorkt6613
      @zorkt6613 8 років тому +28

      so about 3 weeks ago?

    • @hominine
      @hominine 8 років тому +1

      ***** ***** when everyone still had windows xp's

    • @hominine
      @hominine 8 років тому +8

      ***** lmao

  • @Pok_The_Pok
    @Pok_The_Pok 7 років тому +318

    6:33 _WHOS BEEN DRAWING DIKS_

  • @osaka4615
    @osaka4615 5 років тому +1232

    It’s been 5 years at the time of posting this since Microsoft stopped supporting XP.
    F

  • @torondin
    @torondin 8 місяців тому +11

    A decade later, still a classic. Remember having someone show me this back in College when I was studying Programming. Good times.

  • @waluigiscapelli6098
    @waluigiscapelli6098 7 років тому +104

    2:00 Considering what Bonzi just did to windows Vista, I think you computer was definitely screaming in agony.

    • @acorn5687
      @acorn5687 7 років тому +1

      Toontown Offline's engine is a virus and it killed my vista this summer

  • @keksidy
    @keksidy 5 років тому +316

    Ancient YTPs were apparently modern shitposts

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 4 роки тому +14

      L U I G I

    • @itsmfdanbruh
      @itsmfdanbruh 3 роки тому +8

      they predicted the future

    • @triplecrosscounter
      @triplecrosscounter 3 роки тому +7

      @@browniecinco compared to now ytps were an art form, and don't worry bro I used to get shit for liking ytps too.

    • @Super_Suchi
      @Super_Suchi 3 роки тому +11

      @@itsmfdanbruh nah more like meme culture finally went full circle

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 3 роки тому +1

      @@Super_Suchi Memes are a cyclical beast. Just ask SMG4.

  • @SamuraiPie8111
    @SamuraiPie8111 7 років тому +1047

    my sister bricked one of our desktops using limewire

    • @90hijacked
      @90hijacked 7 років тому +6

      Yep, happened to here aswell.
      Did yours also fancy ICQ and icyfloor?

    • @ewangreen9406
      @ewangreen9406 7 років тому +136

      Agent Bill Wilson My brother pirated Undertale and bricked ours

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 7 років тому +3

      Agent Bill Wilson It was a big wire.

    • @EonityLuna
      @EonityLuna 7 років тому +19

      Ewan Green Flowey thrashed the computer as punishment for pirating the game.

    • @ewangreen9406
      @ewangreen9406 7 років тому +1

      eXAKR lol

  • @flamelmao69420
    @flamelmao69420 10 місяців тому +27

    LMFAOOO HAPPY 10 YEARS TO THIS VIDEO DUDE 😭😭😭

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 11 років тому +196

    Windows Torture Machine XP

  • @jurisonlyfans
    @jurisonlyfans 6 років тому +210

    *n a k e d l a d I e s ?*

    • @V1VISECT6
      @V1VISECT6 6 років тому +1

      *b a r e n a k e d l a d i e s*

    • @dippindopps8769
      @dippindopps8769 6 років тому +10

      wHo's BeEn drAwIng SEx pIStOls

    • @dannywapbang
      @dannywapbang 6 років тому

      Yeauh'll nivah dayfeet auths

    • @smallfryfury
      @smallfryfury 6 років тому +4

      Whos been drawing *s i x b u l l e t s*

    • @dulce6711
      @dulce6711 6 років тому +2

      Joltzy *S E X S M I N I G U N*

  • @pochit7622
    @pochit7622 6 років тому +1462

    I literally searched 'vsauce' and this appeared

    • @jocaleb0236
      @jocaleb0236 6 років тому +170

      Well this is more informative anyway

    • @ynwonders2420
      @ynwonders2420 6 років тому +71

      Vsauce has been drawing dicks.

    • @TheGuy-ql9kq
      @TheGuy-ql9kq 6 років тому +85

      Hey Vinesauce, Joel here!

    • @bug6582
      @bug6582 6 років тому +9

      Close enough

    • @yellowvillager8498
      @yellowvillager8498 6 років тому +13

      Jeff the meme Guy_69 Where are your fingers?

  • @futabasakurairl
    @futabasakurairl Місяць тому +6

    this series never gets old and the replay value is endless

  • @leegdk2234
    @leegdk2234 4 роки тому +167

    2:36 "No, I don't think I will"
    He was 5 years ahead of his time.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 2 роки тому +2

      "Yes! It begins!"

    • @SqweegeeYT
      @SqweegeeYT Рік тому +4

      @@lancecurry7538Oh man, my poor- [laughs mid-sentence] computer!”

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 Рік тому +2

      "Bonzi World... he-"
      _(LE SCREAM)_

    • @SqweegeeYT
      @SqweegeeYT Рік тому +2

      “Well, hello there! I don’t think we’ve been properly introduced. I’m Bonzi!”

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 Рік тому +2

      "What is my name?"
      _(types)_
      "How about... 'Expand Dong'?"

  • @sleeplessstudios7626
    @sleeplessstudios7626 4 роки тому +75

    I remember my classmate Connor made the S symbol out of paper. He folded it like origami. He got really protective of it and didn't want anyone to hold it because it took him the whole school day to figure it out.

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 2 роки тому +7

      That Connor sounds awesome ngl

  • @gabopr1365
    @gabopr1365 3 роки тому +139

    I drew that drug addicted mario once back in 8th grade, used markers and construction paper, colored it in and then cut it out with scissors. It was practically an exact copy of what joel drew, minus the "thing" in his pants...

  • @hchich2528
    @hchich2528 3 роки тому +38

    I legit nearly coughed my insides out the first time I watched this “series”
    Good times.

  • @deadaccount4221
    @deadaccount4221 7 років тому +131

    6:55 love how he read polish like it was some russian language lmao

    • @belbeszamel
      @belbeszamel 7 років тому +2

      i like this scene too XD

    • @prukat
      @prukat 7 років тому +2

      Połlend

    • @MaksOSTR
      @MaksOSTR 7 років тому +1

      ja

    • @rorynator7567
      @rorynator7567 7 років тому

      east europe

    • @figdor_
      @figdor_ 6 років тому

      Czemu ja cie widze wszendzie?

  • @fan3805
    @fan3805 7 років тому +1328

    It's been nice gnawing you!

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 6 років тому +1

      Ultra Skorr L o

    • @a.j8307
      @a.j8307 6 років тому +8

      [GRINS WIDE]

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 6 років тому +8

      [deletes system32 in blind rage]

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 6 років тому +1

      amber hillman *INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

    • @sovereignelite5883
      @sovereignelite5883 6 років тому +1

      I T S B E E N N I C E G N A W I N G Y O U
      iT's BeEn NiCe GnAwInG yOu
      1T'5 833N N1C3 6N4W1N6 Y0U
      It's 🅱een nice 🅱nawing you

  • @truggy7858
    @truggy7858 8 років тому +412

    Accurate representation of my dad on the computer...

    • @CANNIBAL.C10WN
      @CANNIBAL.C10WN 8 років тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @VeryStrongBoy
      @VeryStrongBoy 8 років тому

      my dad tried to download transformers...

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 8 років тому +8

      +TruggyBoe be my mom
      use husbands laptop to check emails because yours don't work anymore
      see email from post office
      open the fucker
      see sketchy link with an .ru address
      think "this be sketchy as fuck"
      click to investigate
      get crypto locker
      make husband lose seven years worth of work documents
      didn't even get permission to use the damn laptop in the first place
      mfw: XD

    • @lolgal1996
      @lolgal1996 8 років тому

      if my grandma didnt have my grandpa this would be her

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 8 років тому

      ***** either that or Romanian
      not sure but why the hell would a danish post office have an ru address?

  • @screamingclockplays
    @screamingclockplays 10 місяців тому +10

    10 years later, still one of the best videos ever made.

  • @geesegalore5594
    @geesegalore5594 5 років тому +87

    4:20 When Joel says "WaCkY EfFeCtS!!!" it is perfectly timed with the next times he says it so when you skip forward mid sentence it completes it's self. If you have no idea what I'm trying to say, just go to when he says wacky effects and skip forward 5 seconds while he's mid sentence and you'll see what I mean.
    Also it starts at 420 (insert le funne maymay)

    • @fanboyyourguy
      @fanboyyourguy 5 років тому +4

      Here's the other timestamps for convenience. 4:26 or 4:27, chose one

    • @unnamedgoon6196
      @unnamedgoon6196 4 роки тому +1

      Learn to spell "itself" nigga

    • @buggywolf1374
      @buggywolf1374 4 роки тому

      @@unnamedgoon6196 imagine replying to a one year old comment

    • @unnamedgoon6196
      @unnamedgoon6196 4 роки тому

      @@buggywolf1374 Imagine replying to a comment replying to a one year old comment

    • @TheOnlyUmbrilla
      @TheOnlyUmbrilla 3 роки тому +4

      @@unnamedgoon6196 ikr imagine lmao

  • @Caffiine
    @Caffiine 4 роки тому +335

    This video introduced me to joel.

    • @ziqqerlad
      @ziqqerlad 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 роки тому +25

      Same, This is basically the video where everyone got introduced to Joel. This video was the rise of Joel’s popularity he went from being this obscure foreign streamer to a streamer that is famous to make shitty memes like grand dad and bonzi buddy.

    • @XxSpiritGazerxX
      @XxSpiritGazerxX 4 роки тому

      Same here

    • @finkrat
      @finkrat 4 роки тому +1

      I was introduced through Grand Dad

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 роки тому

      @foijk Bruh

  • @VolleyCatGaming
    @VolleyCatGaming 10 років тому +69

    This is seriously the fifth time I have watched this and I don't laugh any less. This is just complete and utter brilliance

  • @ZackAttackry
    @ZackAttackry 10 місяців тому +8

    oh wow, i didn't even realize this video was 10 years old today, jesus, happy 10 years to this mastercraft!

  • @SantiagoRevecoLepeReborn
    @SantiagoRevecoLepeReborn 5 років тому +319

    Bonzi Buddy's voice actor: Adult Male #2

  • @nyodesu
    @nyodesu 5 років тому +435

    *The Dong Expanded so much longer after this video came out.*
    I'm surprised DK hasn't gotten erectile dysfunction yet.

  • @12skyman12
    @12skyman12 8 років тому +393

    Looks like you had quite the XPerience

  • @ToadBup
    @ToadBup 9 місяців тому +12

    How has it already been over a decade since peak released?

    • @novameowww
      @novameowww 2 місяці тому +1

      toadbup jumpscare

  • @matmusis
    @matmusis 6 років тому +418

    Trying to say Polish sentences with russian accent is crime against humanity

    • @isabellev9576
      @isabellev9576 6 років тому +16

      Matmusis He’s actually from a place near Poland. You might’a heard of it, it’s called *SWEDEN!*

    • @ronylouis0
      @ronylouis0 6 років тому +37

      @@isabellev9576there's a sea in between me and joel.

    • @zoronic4345
      @zoronic4345 6 років тому +9

      Maybe German accent would do good hm?

    • @naom4194
      @naom4194 6 років тому +3

      @@zoronic4345 german accent won't work, the czech accent is pretty close to polish tho

  • @eggroll9291
    @eggroll9291 5 років тому +74

    “Killing aliens in lose/lose will delete files on your hard drive permenantly” (7:22)
    *follows windows advice and puts my hard drive in “unrecoverable items bin”*

  • @lukej7856
    @lukej7856 7 років тому +169

    I can't be the only one who watches this video just to hear the quiet and subtle "oh absolutely."

  • @BaronVonPurp
    @BaronVonPurp 10 місяців тому +5

    I can't believe it's been 10 years. Seems like only yesterday it was Sophomore year showing this to my friends in the computer lab and dying laughing.

  • @dropthebassline
    @dropthebassline 11 років тому +173

    LMFAO I LOST IT AT THE BONZI BUDDY BIT

    • @baconcowboy
      @baconcowboy 11 років тому

      reminded me of the introduction scene in Her

    • @beefax
      @beefax Рік тому +3

      bonzai buddy trap remix

    • @prasanthalpy
      @prasanthalpy Рік тому

      Bonzi is a Trojan it asks u for ur address its so dumb no one would do that

  • @scollector7748
    @scollector7748 7 років тому +318

    Imagine of joel's ytp was the first video uploaded to youtube.

    • @thehandgrenade3491
      @thehandgrenade3491 7 років тому +27

      Scollector Im pretty sure the fist vid was called "Me at the zoo"

    • @solairethesunbro3806
      @solairethesunbro3806 7 років тому +22

      Nicolas Perez
      its
      "My day at the Zoo"

    • @dogland9166
      @dogland9166 7 років тому +26

      Wait its what *IF*

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 років тому +6

      You guys clearly don't know the meaning of "imagine if"
      Jesus christ people READ!

    • @genericfencer
      @genericfencer 7 років тому +1

      Scollector i wonder if nostalgiafags like me would defend it

  • @witekki
    @witekki 7 років тому +337

    You should have downloaded free ram

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Рік тому +4

    This video actually changed my life in the sense that i started watching youtube with people like tobuscus or smosh and joel was my first introduction to vinesauce, jerma, and other people in that vein that comprise basically the entirety of my subscriptions