[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows XP Destruction
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- Опубліковано 31 січ 2014
- A terrible corruption of a Windows XP computer. A barrage of viruses, Malware, Bonzi Buddy, Toolbars and terrible nu metal. The complete awful early 2000 experience. Streamed live from vinesauce.com Subscribe here for more Vinesauce! ►bit.ly/vinesub
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Disclaimer: This was done on a Virtual PC; no actual computers were harmed, just my mind. - Ігри
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*W H O ‘ S B E E N D R A W I N G D I C K S*
tunez
that would be 6:15 to be exact
i think its dirty dan
*zooms in on bonzi*
😐👉 😱🖌️ him
the worst part about this video is that i'll never be able to watch it for the first time again
i totally agree, i was laughing so hard when watching this first time lmao
i already watched it like 50 times lol
that’s how i feel about all of joel’s compilations :-( he’s so unforgettable
He needs to do more
having really bad memory is both a blessing and a curse
Lol I’m watching this for the first time
I remember watching this for the first time and thinking Joel was just doing all this to some computer he found in the garbage outside
Yes, I am now aware that virtual machines exist
Yes same here, i thought he bought old computers from some company or found them in the trash
I thought this the same way that joel has broken computers in his garage 💀
SAME 😂
That would honestly be ideal, VMs run like shit, especially the kind Joel is using, VirtualBox runs like shit. It would be much better to run them on real hardware or better yet, use a "computer condom" as Joel basically referred to it as but use a KVM virtual machine and 2 graphics cards so you can make the VM directly access one of the cards, allowing it much better performance. I believe you can do the same thing with a multi CPU setup on servers as well.
I legitimately thought he bought old computers to just end their suffering
I like how the video is about 2000's nostalgia, but now the video is nostalgic.
Yeah...
It was made when the 2000's were still considered cringe, and now those times are considered nostalgic and loved.
@@strigers8007 what? they still are considered that, and always will be. For good reasons
@@Max-uv3eg they are cringe, but in a fun way. It’s nice to look back and laugh at yourself
Time flies way too fast...
How to get a Virus in 2 minutes:
"Free Minecraft"
Story of 30 million 12 year olds.
Tru, funny thing is is that it's cheap.
I laughed so hard I choked on air
literally my 7 year old self
No, 12 year olds aren't that dumb. Its like 6 year old who do that
Ultra Im sure a decent amount of 12 ear kids do it too.
I remember watching this for the first time when I was 14 and thinking Joel was a 40 year old man from New Jersey.
bruh
@Lem Rezar your dad doesn't even come close to any part of the U.S. let alone New Jersey
@Lem Rezar A bad one.
Someone doesnt like your idea... Uh oh!
Lem Rezar sounds pretty american though, but more like generic one
this is unironically probably one of the most important videos on the internet of all time. happy 10 year anniversary, windows xp destruction
POV: you’re about to witness the birth of modern internet humor
you can slowly observe Joel's accent deteriorating over the years.
What do you mean?
I mean this means he is getting better in english. But yeah lol.
Where is Joel from?
@@SpicyDirtREAL he is Swedish.
Yeah lol
I use Bonzi Buddy to this day. I have no friends left so that monkey and I became close.
+Qwik Its naked ladies don espanol XD
+Noble Oh noooo.....
Hi, expand dong.
xd
harambe
Can't wait for a Windows 11 Destruction by the guy himself, Joel.
Same
Yeah, i would really enjoy joel destroying a bloatware piece of os
Same
He won't even have to do anything, Windows 11 is going to boot, update 2 times, install pride wallpapers, crash 4 times and explode all within 4 minutes.
Me too
I still can’t believe this is gonna turn 10 years old in a few months
you mean 13 days ago?
Dawn of the Final Day
24 Hours Remain
10 years
KUP TERAZ!
when i was 8 years old i saw joel and thinking his humor was really complicated for some reason
Symbolic and Poetic
I was like you, I discovered joel when i was young (I don’t remember how old i was) but since my english wasn’t good. There was some puns I didn’t get. My first language was french. I am not from France, Canada, or Belgium, i'm from Lebanon but i grew up in Ivory Coast and Burkina Faso. And their official language is french
Alkinboy Mroue / الكينبوي مرو How you doing I heard about the Lebanon explosion, hope you and your family are safe
@Polo We are safe, idk why but i see a lot of replies asking me if i'm okay from the explosion.
Same but I was like 9 or 10
Let the hate flow....
Let the hate within fuel your anger boy...release it and unleash a fiery hell upon those who have not fulfilled your lifetime goals.
9 months ago this happened... so, did a baby bonzi buddy was born or something?
join me! and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son
WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS?!?!
Disliked
And then imidiately liked because you can't like and dislike a vid at a time o and good vid Joel
It's been 10 years holy crap. I remember watching this when it was only a little over a year old. It's still incredible after all these years
3:04 the fact that the sound effect after him saying expand dong is him accidentally hitting his cereal bowl makes this even fucking funnier
it makes the garage-dwelling computer destroying vibe just right
“We’re really getting that authentic 2002 experience”
*Has an album cover from 2004*
he’s trying his best
@@flatP_ maybe he likes the time traveler aesthetic
I'd say 2004 was still 2002ish enough to count as 2002.
oh
@Impaleification well true remember the movie the time machine
I'm just now noticing that the adult site that showed up when Bonzi Buddy was installed was not a malware instruction but actually just the Bonzi site itself had been compromised.
Nah it got bought by a porn site.
Why
adware quite possibly?
@@cbtillery135 is this real?
@@cyberqueen201 Now it's a 'memorial' site, with meme quality.
I can’t believe this was 10 years ago
happy 10 years to this lmfao, i remember watching this in 8th grade
Mario stopped using mushrooms and he went for meth instead, so he's got *bad teeth*.
+kitsuneluigi99 TEEEEEF
Is that Mario's bloody teeth?
*_teafff_*
teaffeafez
t e e f f
I remember breaking my families £1000 PC trying to download free SpongeBob episodes as a kid.
Nate Richards American money plz?
+FullVault Inc well I have the file with a 100% file
Wow
Viga Hisplore
hayvanlaralemi
I broke it trying to see porn...
I remember my mum unironically installed bonzi buddy onto our old family computer.
The poor thing promptly committed suicide 3 days later.
The family computer or bonzi buddy?
I think he means his mom
fun fact! in the current year of 2022, we are the same distance to 2014 as 2014 was to 2006. jesus fucking christ. i still remember this like it was yesterday.
DUMB AS A SASQUA
Nah youre liying there is no way 2014 Will be 10 years Ago next year, i still remember not doing my homework to play Minecraft like It was last week
I lost it at the Slayer midi.
Oliwally me too 😂😂
Oliwally Death \m/
Dead Kid Best band ever imo.
Epic profile pick : )
***** Me? Thanks.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS 7 YEARS OLD
Yes and his voice changed
Wait what
@@amstaringmickey8795 probably changed mic aswell so he sounds a but different
i was 7
i refuse to believe that 2014 was 7 years ago
Nearly a decade on and so many iconic quotes that live in my head rent-free-
- Authentic 2002 experience
- Can't stand it even ironically
- Expand Dong
- Go in here you Monkee Fucc
- Download these cool viruses
- Kewl Tewlbarrs
- Now we're hardcore, surfing the internet like a boss
- Windows mewvie makerr, we should make some mewvies
- WAKKEE EFFECTS
- Limp Bizkut 4ever bitche
The joke about the beaver gnawing the tree is one I quote often.
What about "I've had the worst fucking day of my life"
I officially say "kup teraz" for no reason
LMFAOOO HAPPY 10 YEARS TO THIS VIDEO DUDE 😭😭😭
"Kup teraz" means "buy now"
"Przegląd" means"search"
"Historia i przywracanie" means"history and restoration"
"Ustawienia" means "settings"
"Konto" means "account"
Its in polish not in russian joel but your accent is welcome
Thanks I learned something
@@gaydilla No it wasn't, it sounded objectively the worst out of them. The rest was something like drunk russian so still pretty close to original. I pissed myself laughing when he pronounced that anyways
"Historia i przywracanie" means something akin "History and restoration", "history of search" translates to "Historia wyszukiwania"
Èl nîná
Bolish is my passion
4 years later I’m still watching this. Never gets old
ｅｘｐａｎｄ ｄｏｎｇ never disappoints me
hell yeah
same
Never.
Lol 2019
To be honest, his ytp was better than most of them back in the day.
It's been exactly 10 years since this masterpiece was created
*"LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI"*
*GETTI, GETTI, GETTI, GETTI, GETTI, GETTI*
NEAAAAAAWH, WHYYYYEH?!
*LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, ŁŁŮŮĪĪĞĞÎÎ*
*CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK OUT THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK.*
WHAT!?
I f*cking love when Joel accidentally snorts.
Rosalina Knows Best I prefer when he smokes crack
Rosalina Knows can I screw you (-_-)
POV: You are 10 years old and your sense of humor is about to be changed for the rest of your life
A decade later, still a classic. Remember having someone show me this back in College when I was studying Programming. Good times.
7:33 From here it's almost like BonziBuddy knows that the OS is about to be deleted and he's begging for his life.
he says its been nice gnawing you lol
he's trying to keep positive while his world is crashing down around him.
Foir sword do you remeber "turn on c
Begging? almost more like going insane of the shit hes going through
He gets insane in the Windows 10 destruction vid (I think). Joel pushed him over the edge. This isn't MY Bonzi.
He was a decent man/ape thing. And he died for it. Rest in peace Bonzi Buddy.
Joel's laugh can cure cancer
And BonziBuddy causes it
+Eddie Edd That's why Jobel and Bonzi are forever locked in battle.
+Let's Cringe joel can also cure herpes with his prank call.
+Let's Cringe His laughter reminds me to this guy watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY haha
No, Geoff Ramsey's laugh cures cancer.
HAPPY 10TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS MASTERPIECE!
still remember the first time i watched this when i was like 10 years old and it's still funny to this day
the sad part is that we’ll never be able to see the space jam website again because the domain got reused for the new movie :((
It's still there, theres a "classic" button on one of the corners of the site, iirc the url is the same but it has /1996 at the end
fuuuuck, I never thought of that.
0:30
I love how he puts minimal effort into the spikes while the song says “I tried so hard”
I T R I E D S O H A R D
SHUT UP, Jesus
I don’t care what you love. I am above you. limp bizkut foreveeeer bitczeesszzzz
In spite of the way you were mocking me
@@ScoutSunset SHUT UP, JESUS
Real story: i live in mexico, and i remember going with my mom and dad to buy supplements for him, it was somewhat far from home, and im not kidding that store had home-made banana snacks, with bonzi buddy as the mascot
Woah.
What year was it it was probably a sponsor
Lemme guess... The brand is Expand Dong™
@@Limbbiscuit
EXPAND
They googled purple virus ape and printed the first result
First Joel video I saw, and 8 years later I'm still enjoying the fecal funnies.
same bro. :(
fuck, I can't believe it's been 7 years, I was like 12 when I saw this 💀
It's been like 5 I was like 9 god it feels like forever even though I'm 14
@@dumbdom2783 this came out in 2014
7 years dude
@@Bungchung101 welp I goofed up
I was 16 when this came out.
Same 💀
6:32 and thus history was made
Digital Dirk and SilvaGunner was born
It's stupidly hilarious when you heard the rip first instead of this one
@SuperSansCraft 1212 Me
(Not the right video but...) G R A N D D A D
@@decepticonsoundwave297 FLEENTSTONES!?!??!?
Joel sounds 30 years younger now
He stopped smoking around that time.
And mentally
yeah
if you said this when the video was just released, then you would be saying that joel sounded -9 years old
my humor was so heavily impacted by this,, happy 10th anniversary to my first joel stream!!
this video is nearly as old as the era it was mocking was when it came out
I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE TOOLBARS!!!
Get this man some smileys
Try this minecraft toolbar FREE!!!
Epic reference.
"let's listen to some nice music"
"TWO HUNDRHED DOLLERS!?"
NamrednE 125 your comment its old
But funny as.. *F U C C*
same
No 1 dollar
“let’s listen to some music”
“One dollar”
Uhhhh... Wrong vid buddy
10 years ago, the greatest video of all time was released
so true
10 years masterpiece
Roses are red
His screen is blue
He just deleted
System32
If you watch the actual stream, he was denied access from doing that. Feels bad man,.
@@dreamlandbuds7710 yeah, because Windows knows that someone would do that and prevented those idiots from breaking their PC
6:41 Are we gonna ignore where Bonzi got the banana from?
Jay Da Gamer from his ass maybe
Jay Da Gamer up his *A S S*
It's so great that after five years later, people are still talking on here.
Bitch.
*he doesn’t have any pockets*
I legit nearly coughed my insides out the first time I watched this “series”
Good times.
How has it already been over a decade since peak released?
i remember in my science class while my classmates where doing research me and my friend sat there the entire class downloading bonzi buddy and like a shit ton of malware (pretty much fucking the computer) and we didnt know the computers volume was on full blast so when bonzi came up and said "well hello there!" LITERALLY THE ENTIRE CLASS LOOKED AT US AND WE LAUGHED OUR ASSES OFF AND OUR TEACHER WHO WAS OUT OF THE ROOM HAD TO PULL US OUT OF OUR NEXT CLASS TO GET US TO DELETE IT AND NOBODY SAID A WORD ABOUT IT UNTIL THE NEXT DAY
OMG
lol
I just want to imagine you sitting in class, everyone's working, it's super quiet, and then suddenly you hear "NICE TO MEET YOU EXPAND DONG"
+stride99 lmfao
stride99 IMAGINE THAT SO FUCKING LOUD THAT PEOPLE WITH HEADPHONES ON FULL FUCKING BLAST KILLING THEIR BRAIN CELLS WITH GOD DAMN FUCKING DEATH METAL CAN HEAR BONZI FUCKING SCREAMING "ITS BEEN NICE KNAWING YOU"
After living on a tf2 meme server for 3 years i finally found the source of "w h o s b e en d r a w i n g d i c k s"
"I'm gonna kick Donkey Kong in his Konkey Dong".
@@Confoosin oh god
@@RegiO-O that was a phrase people said in community servers for a bit in TF2.
@@Confoosin thats why i said "oh god"
@@RegiO-O ahh ok
Anniversary.
I love how different Joel is nowadays he's much more enthusiastic
this was the video that introduced me to Joel and the other Vinesauce guys.
to this day, i still quote jobel's "what is this beast on my floor?!" when i see something messed up.
so im not the only one who does that
Saaaame
Same here. A brilliant quote, for the ages.
jobel
Same
2:52 General Kenobi...
Steel Penguin, Well played.
what
@@onionoid im disappointed u don't know the reference
k
@@onionoid Your comment will be a fine addition to my cringe collection
10 years later, still one of the best videos ever made.
Happy 10 years, Expand Dong.
Bonzi Buddy said the joke with the punchline of "It was nice gnawing you." right before the windows were broken.
My computer window broke
understandable
Robert Johnson yes, you also want to comment on how you breath out carbon dioxide?
This video genuinely changed my life when I first watched it 5 years ago
same, i was 9
yeah it changed my life too
I was 6
its been 6 years now and its embarassing how much of my personality is saying "kup teraz" and "ok i'll"
No it didn’t
0:32 joel is actually good at drawing wtf
IVE ALWAYS SAID THIS
i love how its basically just a running gag at this point that joel finds adult content in every os destruction video he makes
This was my introduction to vinesauce and the beginning of the evolution of my sense of humor.
Hey dude noticed your profile Pic cool to see another pendulum fan hello there friend! :D
Fun fact: This Video actually got me into working with computers
you are windows 95
Yes, I’m the physical manifestation of Windows 95
lmao i got into computers by a random windows xp video
LAWL_26 Isn’t it amazing how humorous videos can actually help start careers?
@Brittany Just make sure that things like the RAM and processor work with the motherboard, and that your power supply has enough wattage to power everything
oh wow, i didn't even realize this video was 10 years old today, jesus, happy 10 years to this mastercraft!
Jesus christ 10 years?!
Ok now we have to add some *WACKY EFFECTS OOO*
*insert in the end earrape*
Where did i put the ሠልርጕሃ ቿቻቻቿርፕነ
S P A G H E T T I
Now, where are the *_WACKY EFFECTS_*
my sister bricked one of our desktops using limewire
Yep, happened to here aswell.
Did yours also fancy ICQ and icyfloor?
Agent Bill Wilson My brother pirated Undertale and bricked ours
Agent Bill Wilson It was a big wire.
Ewan Green Flowey thrashed the computer as punishment for pirating the game.
eXAKR lol
BOYS ITS ALMOST THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY!!!
Its on my birthday lol
@@dinocorare noice happy birthday
ten years old. TEN.
4 years later but still hilarious
Ikr
r/unexpectedDDLC
I can't fathom the fact that this wasn't made like,,, a month ago, Joel made this when he was 21,,,, *_what_*
oh God, he's 28 now?
Jesus. He sounds like he is forty lol
I must look and a sound like a ten year old compared to him and I'm 25
@@bancon666 that's 'cause he used to smoke back when he made this. Since then he quit, and his voice sounds much better
*20
i invited the first friend i ever got in middle school over to my house to show him this video cuz i thought joel was the funniest man alive. ever since that day we have never been the same... thx papa joey
I love how many of us found this video as young impressionable children with too much freedom and were permanently mentally deformed by it
Making YTP
On a virus riddled pc
Iron ISO What a good way to live life.
A pc riddled virus
Ancient YTPs were apparently modern shitposts
L U I G I
they predicted the future
@@browniecinco compared to now ytps were an art form, and don't worry bro I used to get shit for liking ytps too.
@@itsmfdanbruh nah more like meme culture finally went full circle
@@Super_Suchi Memes are a cyclical beast. Just ask SMG4.
I watched this video when it first came out and I love to come back to it for memory of a simpler time.....gods I hate being an adult
7:55 why is this part legitimately unnerving
it’s like he’s breathing
the funny part is that I remember downloading some of these viruses as a kid LMAO
but you're still a kid
+Doomed Nation *as a little kid**
so about 3 weeks ago?
***** ***** when everyone still had windows xp's
***** lmao
I literally searched 'vsauce' and this appeared
Well this is more informative anyway
Vsauce has been drawing dicks.
Hey Vinesauce, Joel here!
Close enough
Jeff the meme Guy_69 Where are your fingers?
8 months from now this video is ten jesus fucking CHRIST
There are probably teenagers that watch Joel now that aren't old enough to remember how the world was like when this was uploaded
@@Vitorio582vine was popular, that's all I remember
@@Vitorio582I’m 19, I was just barely conscience enough to be aware of things at that time
Expand 10 years
LETS MAKE OUR OWN UA-cam POOPS!
*does obvious thing and opens up hotel Mario intro*
*THE AUTHENTIC EARLY INTERNET EXPERIENCE.*
Nothing beats Gay Luigi.
eVERything beats gay luigi -off-
Looks like you had quite the XPerience
(jumps off cliff)
...
But is it the Golden XPerience Requiem?
What? Don't get it. Please XPlain
that's the meaning of xp
this video is historic and literally shaped my humor as a 12 year old. Thank you uncle jobel
do i get a senior's discount
6:53
'Kup teraz!' - Buy now!
'Przegląd' - Scan
'Ostatnie skanowanie' - Last scan
'Ustawienia' - Settings
'Konto' - Account
'Historia i Przywracanie' - History and backup
+Gucio PL idk polish only english
I posted this so ppl who don't speak Polish will understand what does it mean.
Gucio PL i know only Kup teraz! what is
Hej! Ja chciałem to napisać! >:(
Smokin' Grounder the Badnik Aj. No cóż.
6:52 Joel tries to speak polish and he sounds like drunk russian xd
We all know that drunk russians are nothing but an old legend
Life of boris!
As a person from Poland, I can confirm he actually nailed ,,Kup teraz" which means ,,Buy now"
except the accent andto fast
Poop their ass
how has it almost been 10 years since this came out this seems like something recent
I can't believe it's been 10 years. Seems like only yesterday it was Sophomore year showing this to my friends in the computer lab and dying laughing.
THE S IS ACTUALLY STLL IN MY SCHOOL LMAO, THESE TRENDS
some things just cant' seem to die
i wish it died its so fucking stupid
ღ Maytree ღ same
Looked it up and it's apparently a clothing company in CA however it doesn't look like they sell kids clothing so idk why kids in my elementary and middle school wrote that crap.
It also kinda stood for superman so that may be why. :/
oh ok
Trying to say Polish sentences with russian accent is crime against humanity
Matmusis He’s actually from a place near Poland. You might’a heard of it, it’s called *SWEDEN!*
@@isabellev9576there's a sea in between me and joel.
Maybe German accent would do good hm?
@@zoronic4345 german accent won't work, the czech accent is pretty close to polish tho
ten years ago, we were graced with EXPAND DONG
This masterpiece is now 10 years old. W O W