For those who genuinely wonder why Joel takes a while to upload: he keep shItting himself when he on the compute so he must instal custom shitte removal device
"stepping on shit" is a direct translation of a Chinese idiom like "walking on clouds", you can just type "shit stepping shoes" into these chineses websites and gets SO many results lmao
funnily enough, that probably makes that the most truthful "advertising" in the entire video. I mean, you can't walk on a cloud, can you? It's just water in vapour form. So "walking on clouds" wouldn't really be anything - just like those soles, I imagine.
@rrzzz-ll2zm it’s kind of like the gross-out advertising of the 90s. the original term is 踩屎感 which literally translates to “the feeling of stepping in shit.” I’m not as familiar with Chinese internet niches as I am with the ones in the greater World Wide Web but I assume that this term probably originated from either a viral meme or one of those livestream marketers.
chinese here, the meaning of "mao" disease is most likely a mistranslation of 毛病. the phrase 'no "mao" disease' is most likely mistranslated from 没毛病, meaning no problem or without failure.
9:05 as a kid i did this EXACT thing with my brother about weegee. it was a joke at first, but then i actually got kind of scared that weegee could pop in and turn me into a weegee clone so i left my bedroom, crying and laughing at the same time looking for comfort from my mom.
I really cannot imagine seeing the most incomprehensible strings of words ever written on a store graphic and going "yeah that's probably a quality product, buying this will be a good decision"
The thing about buying banbans off of temu even though there’s official merch kinda makes me think that some people are buying based on the appearance of cheapness. Like as in a whole new level of cynicism, where, say you’re getting something for someone else: you don’t want to waste time looking at stuff that might be expensive, so you go straight to the dumpster because you assume it’ll be cheaper (even if it actually isn’t).
@@dymaxion3988 that's fair but I guess I'm thinking less about knockoff plushies or nonsensical t-shirts and more about the people who buy like...roombas or muscle powder, things where it's a little more important that the product doesn't burn your house down or contain a generous helping of fiberglass
@@Regulith Yeah, that is a bit different… I can’t pretend to know why people buy the “clown reaper joker edition” muscle juice or the mao disease insoles
id like you all to know that sometime after the mention of mao disease, i noticed joel hadnt streamed in a while so i asked the jabroni mike discord where he was. "he has mao disease" they said. i thought to myself wow never heard of that. wonder what it is. eventually i saw the vod and figured it out.
The fact i discovered joel via a jojo bizarre adventure mugen game via a secret character selection will always be the best origin story of me finding a UA-camr and becoming a fan of
4:57 I'm NEVER going to get over how the literal _instant_ Joel notices B***y, Guile's theme starts playing. 9:14 the combination of the way Joel said this with this video clip made me actually cough laughing thanks Also, "Mao Roombussy" sent me into a hysterical laughing fit so powerful it made my back hurt. Well done
The Mao Disease turning Joel into Pingu was hilarious. But the insoles are the PEAK of the whole video. I'm still baffled people are continuing to try and upsell Temu, and every time I'm asked what is wrong with it, I INSTINCTIVELY respond with "stepping on shit feeling" without missing a beat.
I’m going be honest man I’m going through a really rough patch right now and your stupidity and humor really helps me out thanks for the laughs joel :>
Oh, its really bad. Did you know? There's a file in Temu's app folder, that's similar to a popular antivirus app (I think it was an antivirus) that had the ability to access your phone's personal data, and other things.
25:03 this is a legit Chinese term btw, "stepping on shit feeling" shoes are those with like really puffy padding that makes you feel like you're stepping in mud every step you take.
Fun fact: The Bum Bum Cream is a Brazilian product that is supposedly used to help "visibly tighten and smooth skin with caffeine-rich guaranà while also delivering non-greasy hydration" or more likely is to help get rid of stretch marks on the entire body. The product itself is not just on Temu but also on Amazon, Walmart, Utra Beauty, and a couple more, most of the reviews are positive, and there's actual commercials of the product on TV. Edit: To the people in the reply comments of this, I just to remind you that I'm not a professional or the creator of this, I just simply Google it and read what it's about. :-/
imagine being a tourist in sweden you are walking with your friends and some angry swedish man runs up to is window staring at you and shouts "BAN BAN"
Ironically I got a temu ad while watching this video. And the funnier part about it is that I got it during the part where he screamed ban ban and zumbo sauce.
temu really cleaned up, it used to be the wild west. I remember going on there about 2 years ago and typing the letter M into the searchbar, and all the search suggestions were some variation of meth pipe
"HE SUCKS WITH HIS ROBO PEYANIS!" That line right there is why I love you Joel. (Edit: Also, I appriciate that you put music from Street Fighter III 2nd Impact Giant Attack in your playlist thing or whatever you have at 38:53. That game's soundtrack needs more love IMO)
"I'm sure you've seen the video of the skibidi toilet birthday party..."
I really and honestly fucking haven't, Joel.
Get with the times boomer
yeah the future is now old man
That one clip gave me a stomach ulcer.
there was also a skibidi toilet wedding too
Clearly doesn’t have skibidi rizz
For those who genuinely wonder why Joel takes a while to upload: he keep shItting himself when he on the compute so he must instal custom shitte removal device
Desk bidet
free bluetooth drivers no hack
He got mao disease 😔
Sounds like a Super Ghostbusters song
The electric toothbrush
i can't believe that the swedish calendar finally caught up to everywhere else
_"Da _*_FUG_*_ is a Full Sauce channel?"_
Amirite
actually, because he posted his Temu video late, he gets put higher in search results because it's more recent :^)
it's thrice as fast, but goes back 3 months every 3 months
@@abyssalplanes that makes 0 sense and that's also obviously not why he took his time lol, there's another comment that gives a better explanation
"stepping on shit" is a direct translation of a Chinese idiom like "walking on clouds", you can just type "shit stepping shoes" into these chineses websites and gets SO many results lmao
@rrzzz-ll2zm both are soft
shit clouds lol
funnily enough, that probably makes that the most truthful "advertising" in the entire video. I mean, you can't walk on a cloud, can you? It's just water in vapour form. So "walking on clouds" wouldn't really be anything - just like those soles, I imagine.
@rrzzz-ll2zm it’s kind of like the gross-out advertising of the 90s. the original term is 踩屎感 which literally translates to “the feeling of stepping in shit.” I’m not as familiar with Chinese internet niches as I am with the ones in the greater World Wide Web but I assume that this term probably originated from either a viral meme or one of those livestream marketers.
Typical east Asian humor
chinese here, the meaning of "mao" disease is most likely a mistranslation of 毛病. the phrase 'no "mao" disease' is most likely mistranslated from 没毛病, meaning no problem or without failure.
maybe they were just obsessed with the liberation of the peasants and proletarians
@@mitzo4526mao disease turns you into a based landlord killer
I thought it might be a mistranslation of "china virus" AKA COVID-19.
@@mitzo4526certified TRUE by real chinese patriots
@@mitzo4526 kind far stretched from a roomba ad..... but who knows
I hope someone animates Joel yelling "BANBAN" out his window
YES!!!
Fetish content
I think Joel yelling BANBAN out his window on a static screen is perfect already
YOU DO IT
BANBAN??
From the FLEENTSTONES!!???
Edit: God damnit, turns out it's BaMbaM not Banban, now the joke doesn't work anymore XD
he finally recovered from mao disease
mao 🐈
mio mao mio mao lalalala
He wouldnt have caught Mao disease if that ming dynasty poosie didnt have him acting unwise
Too bad he got Xi disease right after. Man can't get a break.
🎵 I need you 🎵
*_STEPPING ON SHIT FEELING_*
Super soft pain
not just soft, soft with bullets
Military training is special
@bruhmoment5974 ? I don’t get it
i dont think id want that
4:01 Imagine walking outside in Sweden, having a good time, when suddenly Joel randomly appears from the window and yells BANBAN
The audio when he says bon bon distorts and makes him sound like he is possesed
Can't imagine having a good time in Sweden so the premise falls apart before it's even begun.
@@Bobba_raekusOne must imagine the swedes happy
“ZUMBO SAUCE!!!!”
- Joel
to be fair they were completely drunk so they would have found it hilarious
9:05 as a kid i did this EXACT thing with my brother about weegee. it was a joke at first, but then i actually got kind of scared that weegee could pop in and turn me into a weegee clone so i left my bedroom, crying and laughing at the same time looking for comfort from my mom.
obey weegee
join weegee
kill mario-
JOEL REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD
1k likes and no replies? I got u
1 like and no replies? THE CURSE OF MAO DISEASE!!!!@@boogie8586
@@boogie8586I’m going to banban your house
1.2k likes and no replies? I got u
@@moonlighttf2yep your banned
Mao disease is a very serious condition in which you get an insatiable thirst for the blood of landlords.
And an unreasonable hatred of sparrows.
@@Calvin_Coolage and people who wear glasses
@@xXx_Regulus_xXxthat was the khmer rouge
@@pupyfan69 agh you're right, thank you
sounds like it wouldnt have an effect on me then
NEW JOEL UPLOAD
indeed my friend
LESSS GOOOO AUUUGHHHH
this is huge
WE USED TO WAIT FOR DAYS LIKE THESE
YEAHHHH NEW JOEL UPLOAD
I really cannot imagine seeing the most incomprehensible strings of words ever written on a store graphic and going "yeah that's probably a quality product, buying this will be a good decision"
me, only looking at the pictures before clicking buy: 🗿
The thing about buying banbans off of temu even though there’s official merch kinda makes me think that some people are buying based on the appearance of cheapness. Like as in a whole new level of cynicism, where, say you’re getting something for someone else: you don’t want to waste time looking at stuff that might be expensive, so you go straight to the dumpster because you assume it’ll be cheaper (even if it actually isn’t).
i bought these shoes at the store too
@@dymaxion3988 that's fair but I guess I'm thinking less about knockoff plushies or nonsensical t-shirts and more about the people who buy like...roombas or muscle powder, things where it's a little more important that the product doesn't burn your house down or contain a generous helping of fiberglass
@@Regulith Yeah, that is a bit different… I can’t pretend to know why people buy the “clown reaper joker edition” muscle juice or the mao disease insoles
At least 10 people have given you a restraining order for that "BAAAAANBAAAAN" scream
And don't forget
"ZUMBO ZAUCSE!!!!!!"
id like you all to know that sometime after the mention of mao disease, i noticed joel hadnt streamed in a while so i asked the jabroni mike discord where he was. "he has mao disease" they said. i thought to myself wow never heard of that. wonder what it is. eventually i saw the vod and figured it out.
Free him
WE GETTIN MAO DISEASE WITH THIS ONE
our mao disease
Ah.. need yuo...🗣🗣🤤🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵
@@GyeYeonGye64 Woomy.
13:57
@@ShOscar Stepping on Shit Feeling now
Joel uploads every lowpoint of my life and there's always a turnaround right after
Same
Why would he upload your low points that seems like personal stuff
@@blockedblock5203He uploads *at* this person's low points
@@blockedblock5203 If he never took the hippocratic oath, he can't break it
The silly svedish therapist
Pleas
The song that plays during the Roomba video is a remix of Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
you know which remix? curious to hear which one
@@Shrreder nah sorry, i just know the original
pretty sure someone shared the link or remix name in chat back then, but i can't find it in my watch history
@@Leurak let us know if you can find it!
I think I remember that sampled in a song by The Orb
NO JOEL THEY HAVE YOUR PERSONAL DATA NOW NOOOO
We already have that.
*Bearsonal data
What good info would they find from someone who angered a purple monkey?
@@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake You underestimate Bonzi
The fact i discovered joel via a jojo bizarre adventure mugen game via a secret character selection will always be the best origin story of me finding a UA-camr and becoming a fan of
Dude, that's fuckin' insane. Probably the coolest way to get into Joel
Dude, same.
Same
I found him while looking for v sauce best typo of my life
I found him by asking on Miiverse for good UA-camrs to watch when I was 8
31:08 Joel extended his vocal cords capabilities from laughing so much he sounds like a pelican
More than 2 videos in 1 year? Joel you spoil us too much
20:55 *gasp* “He sucks with his robo-peanus” will live rent free in my brain for quite a long time, thanks funny streamer man
The fucking way he says that is so funny man.
11:32 Imagine seeing someone roll out a blanket of themselves in the middle of a park and recording it
No joke, I was watching this in a stream with my best friend and the Banban segment had us laughing so hard we almost fainted from lack of oxygen.
" Inject me with cement " still remains my favorite qoute from all of this lol
*Shame the wing chicken.* 🎶
*Hide the pizza.* 🎶
mondegreen without even changing languages
Feel my confidence chicken, my heart is feeling bacon
If you’re wondering, the song is called “How to Love” by Cash Cash.
*My hart is feeling bakon*
I heard “Hi vin diesel”
half of the wait on this video's upload was probably waiting for the blanket to be shipped
Mao Disease effect: Makes your voice to sound like these cyclops from *Dark Castle* while being in love to a roomba.
The other side effect is the song Loving You is stuck in your head forever
4:57
I'm NEVER going to get over how the literal _instant_ Joel notices B***y, Guile's theme starts playing.
9:14 the combination of the way Joel said this with this video clip made me actually cough laughing thanks
Also, "Mao Roombussy" sent me into a hysterical laughing fit so powerful it made my back hurt. Well done
The Mao Disease turning Joel into Pingu was hilarious. But the insoles are the PEAK of the whole video.
I'm still baffled people are continuing to try and upsell Temu, and every time I'm asked what is wrong with it, I INSTINCTIVELY respond with "stepping on shit feeling" without missing a beat.
Thank god i wasn't the only one that hearing pingu
*STEPPING ON SHIT FEELING*
@@MadWatcher
It's Flo Rida from Temu
OOOOOOH SOMETIMES
STEPPING ON S*** FEELING
YEAH
8:54 "Wait a minute, they ripped off *skubudu toblet!!1* "
He responds from his hut
Svvedesh ice dweller finally emerges from his lean-to; is dazzled by objects and goods from the eastern orient.
I’m going be honest man I’m going through a really rough patch right now and your stupidity and humor really helps me out thanks for the laughs joel :>
check out his vods for more silly :3
@@squiddu I’ve been a vargskelethor fan for years i love the vods
That makes TWO OF US
I have survived on Temu Trash Mini-edits for so long, feels good to get a main-channel highlight
11:32 no way joel touched grass
1:26 "Protegent sounds more like a dental cream... for your ass." -Joel 2018
I used to have a negative opinion on Temu but hey, it's the only place I can buy a Bald Joel blanket from so I guess it's not THAT bad!
Oh, its really bad. Did you know? There's a file in Temu's app folder, that's similar to a popular antivirus app (I think it was an antivirus) that had the ability to access your phone's personal data, and other things.
@@BrilliantRipeMikeBut does any other place have Thumb Joey as a blanket?
Thought so.
@@BrilliantRipeMike this is a joke comment btw
@elegant_lilligant redbubl
lilligant feet
joel singing the roomba music with the voice filter fucking KILLED ME LMAO
Same. Literal baby noises lol
review: "Not too noisy"
Owner of Shitfuck roomba: _Occupation: _*_"Steel Production"_*
Under appreciated comment fr I just noticed that 💀
Ah yes, my favorite Skibidi Poggers Circus Character, Pepino Vargskeletor
"poggers"
Senior citizen spoted.
Pepino Vargskeletor the Disassembly Drone.
(Wait, is Murder Drones that deep in Gen Alpha brainrot?)
"Why is there a monkey taking a sh*t in the recommendations??"
Temu describing itself with that one.
25:03 this is a legit Chinese term btw, "stepping on shit feeling" shoes are those with like really puffy padding that makes you feel like you're stepping in mud every step you take.
THE WAY HE MOCKED THE HIGH PITCHED VOICE ON THE ROOMBA VIDEO I CANT 😭😭😭😭
Joel yelling "BANBAN" and "ZUMBO SAUCE" from his window legit nearly made me shit myself with laughter.
Love from Poland. You are making my life better in these hard times. Thanks for being here
CLASSIC JOEL VOICE AND LAUGH THE GOLDEN CLASSIC MAN IS HERE!
Yeah i cant believe they got back Joel's original voice actor
“I am afraid of women”
-richter Belmont
"WHAT...is a WOMAN?!"
*-Vlad "Dracula" Tepes; Married*
That's Netflix's Richter. Real Richter rides all women he sees
@@moh.syafrianabie8899 Just a reminder that real richter caused the SOTN events 😭
@@andresrodrz I know and he's based. He's so powerful that he missed fighting dracula so he resurrected dracula again. What a gigachad
14:18 that is one of the most like out of nowhere noises that I never would have expected him to make in a thousand years.
It went from “regular duende voice” to “literal baby”, i’m genuinely surprised his vocal cords are capable of that.
To be fair the shitty music choice does sound like baby speech lol
1:00 why is there just an extremely apparent box of cheez-its in this picture
Because yes.
Photographer hates cheez-its I guess?
14:09 Joey's the top winner of Duende's Got Talent
22:41 peak sound design
That timeline where this bracelet shows Represents Caseoh
@@Gorilla7KTheMONKEBOI caseoh joke in the big october 2024
Watching this live on twitch was surreal. Joel i love you so fucking much
Dude i was JUST listening to Super Ghostbusters again for the first time in months 40 minutes ago and now Joel uploads for the first time in 6 months
25:15 “Stepping on feeling, okay no more sh*t.” sounds too funny out of context
Just finished tons of college work and unc Joel uploads WHAT A GREAT REWARD.......... time to meet mr temu himself.
that banban shout was a legendary moment
Thanks for the meal, Uncle Joel. I'm glad you enjoyed the Garden of Banana plushies.
call me squirtle the way i be weak to that plant
I can't with this edit at 10:50. Amazing Joel haha
Today is the day I learned that Joel says "deal dooze", and that's going straight in my vocabulary.
Fun fact: The Bum Bum Cream is a Brazilian product that is supposedly used to help "visibly tighten and smooth skin with caffeine-rich guaranà while also delivering non-greasy hydration" or more likely is to help get rid of stretch marks on the entire body. The product itself is not just on Temu but also on Amazon, Walmart, Utra Beauty, and a couple more, most of the reviews are positive, and there's actual commercials of the product on TV.
Edit: To the people in the reply comments of this, I just to remind you that I'm not a professional or the creator of this, I just simply Google it and read what it's about. :-/
Bum Bum Cream sweep?
Never heard of it. Its from which region? Sul? Norte?
Just because it sells in stores doesn't mean it's not a scam lmao
I definitely wouldn't trust the Temu knockoff version of it that's for sure
You know suspiciously much about this "Bum bum" cream🤔
Probably you best editing work yet Joey, perfectly paced and fucking hilarious. All the little mini-edits and cuts are fantastic, mad props
i love showing your old windows destruction videos to friends and my partner! keep up the great work joel been following for about 10 years!
i had totally forgotten about the shame chicken heart is feeling bacon song
18:17 voices of the void signal
The yearly joel video pog
imagine being a tourist in sweden you are walking with your friends and some angry swedish man runs up to is window staring at you and shouts "BAN BAN"
The logic behind the vape pendant is because it's not a vape, it's legitimately just a piece of metal pipe I think.
Just get a fkn straw or a pen, wtf
World's most useless whistle
21:31 WHEN THE PRODUCT IS AMAZING
Temu stole my card info and $200 from me when I uninstalled their app.
Oof I'm sorry dude
Sounds like mao disease to me
Ironically I got a temu ad while watching this video. And the funnier part about it is that I got it during the part where he screamed ban ban and zumbo sauce.
Of f%$king course.
I'm surprised Joel didn't notice the "Applicable Age Group: 14+" on most of those Banban and Skibidi plushies
It’s been 84 years
14:09 DUENDE GOING OFF
temu really cleaned up, it used to be the wild west. I remember going on there about 2 years ago and typing the letter M into the searchbar, and all the search suggestions were some variation of meth pipe
38:34
"ahh sh1t, lemme taste this lemmen flëver popshicol-
*EEEEERRRGGHUUUUUUHEEEEE-*
this had me laughing for 30 minutes straight
I DIED
41:52 just thought about squirtle being a living bong... with a joint instead of a bowl/stem
18:19 he became the golden freddy
14:09 Everytime I see this clip I can't help but imagine Joel transfusing into Jerma
Duende singing roomba bit gets me every time
The Noise S-S-S-SPOTTED AHHHHHHHHH
*Weh.*
Woaog.
Woag....
gaow
woag
18:15 a patient with chronic "mao" disease jorking it:
14:05 man he just turned very young
You can hear him trying to fight off the mao disease as hes recording
A mid roll ad popped up and it's for fucking Temu lol
Comedy
Time to *HIDE DA PIZZA!-*
"Wake up, Skbidi. New Vinesauce rizz in Ohio" -- Bulk Bogan
"HE SUCKS WITH HIS ROBO PEYANIS!" That line right there is why I love you Joel. (Edit: Also, I appriciate that you put music from Street Fighter III 2nd Impact Giant Attack in your playlist thing or whatever you have at 38:53. That game's soundtrack needs more love IMO)
42:00 Joel starts speaking doink
0:38 seeing Joel using my local news station in a video is so surreal it’s like seeing your teacher at a grocery store💀
THE WAY I AUDIBLY GASPED WHEN I HEARD "RALEIGH" 😭 triangle mentioned!!!!!! also hello fellow Joel fan in the triangle 🫡
Gastonian here,
what is happening in Raleigh?!
8:31 I kid you not I got an ad for Skibidi Toilet toys right here
12:36 I DIDN’T SERVE THIS COUNTY FOR
*P O O S I E S*
6:23 you called?
“It feels like we walk on water Kakarot” almost made me piss my pants
Banban is going to the Binbin as soon as he stops being popular.
20:21 I was not prepared for the source of those bubbles
Some kid bought edibles off of Temu... It went about as well as you expect
This kid was someone from my sister's middle school
Don’t ever buy no weed from Temu bro