For those who genuinely wonder why Joel takes a while to upload: he keep shItting himself when he on the compute so he must instal custom shitte removal device
"stepping on shit" is a direct translation of a Chinese idiom like "walking on clouds", you can just type "shit stepping shoes" into these chineses websites and gets SO many results lmao
funnily enough, that probably makes that the most truthful "advertising" in the entire video. I mean, you can't walk on a cloud, can you? It's just water in vapour form. So "walking on clouds" wouldn't really be anything - just like those soles, I imagine.
@rrzzz-ll2zm it’s kind of like the gross-out advertising of the 90s. the original term is 踩屎感 which literally translates to “the feeling of stepping in shit.” I’m not as familiar with Chinese internet niches as I am with the ones in the greater World Wide Web but I assume that this term probably originated from either a viral meme or one of those livestream marketers.
chinese here, the meaning of "mao" disease is most likely a mistranslation of 毛病. the phrase 'no "mao" disease' is most likely mistranslated from 没毛病, meaning no problem or without failure.
I really cannot imagine seeing the most incomprehensible strings of words ever written on a store graphic and going "yeah that's probably a quality product, buying this will be a good decision"
The thing about buying banbans off of temu even though there’s official merch kinda makes me think that some people are buying based on the appearance of cheapness. Like as in a whole new level of cynicism, where, say you’re getting something for someone else: you don’t want to waste time looking at stuff that might be expensive, so you go straight to the dumpster because you assume it’ll be cheaper (even if it actually isn’t).
@@dymaxion3988 that's fair but I guess I'm thinking less about knockoff plushies or nonsensical t-shirts and more about the people who buy like...roombas or muscle powder, things where it's a little more important that the product doesn't burn your house down or contain a generous helping of fiberglass
@@Regulith Yeah, that is a bit different… I can’t pretend to know why people buy the “clown reaper joker edition” muscle juice or the mao disease insoles
id like you all to know that sometime after the mention of mao disease, i noticed joel hadnt streamed in a while so i asked the jabroni mike discord where he was. "he has mao disease" they said. i thought to myself wow never heard of that. wonder what it is. eventually i saw the vod and figured it out.
9:05 as a kid i did this EXACT thing with my brother about weegee. it was a joke at first, but then i actually got kind of scared that weegee could pop in and turn me into a weegee clone so i left my bedroom, crying and laughing at the same time looking for comfort from my mom.
The fact i discovered joel via a jojo bizarre adventure mugen game via a secret character selection will always be the best origin story of me finding a UA-camr and becoming a fan of
Oh, its really bad. Did you know? There's a file in Temu's app folder, that's similar to a popular antivirus app (I think it was an antivirus) that had the ability to access your phone's personal data, and other things.
The Mao Disease turning Joel into Pingu was hilarious. But the insoles are the PEAK of the whole video. I'm still baffled people are continuing to try and upsell Temu, and every time I'm asked what is wrong with it, I INSTINCTIVELY respond with "stepping on shit feeling" without missing a beat.
I’m going be honest man I’m going through a really rough patch right now and your stupidity and humor really helps me out thanks for the laughs joel :>
4:57 I'm NEVER going to get over how the literal _instant_ Joel notices B***y, Guile's theme starts playing. 9:14 the combination of the way Joel said this with this video clip made me actually cough laughing thanks Also, "Mao Roombussy" sent me into a hysterical laughing fit so powerful it made my back hurt. Well done
25:03 this is a legit Chinese term btw, "stepping on shit feeling" shoes are those with like really puffy padding that makes you feel like you're stepping in mud every step you take.
Fun fact: The Bum Bum Cream is a Brazilian product that is supposedly used to help "visibly tighten and smooth skin with caffeine-rich guaranà while also delivering non-greasy hydration" or more likely is to help get rid of stretch marks on the entire body. The product itself is not just on Temu but also on Amazon, Walmart, Utra Beauty, and a couple more, most of the reviews are positive, and there's actual commercials of the product on TV. Edit: To the people in the reply comments of this, I just to remind you that I'm not a professional or the creator of this, I just simply Google it and read what it's about. :-/
Ironically I got a temu ad while watching this video. And the funnier part about it is that I got it during the part where he screamed ban ban and zumbo sauce.
imagine being a tourist in sweden you are walking with your friends and some angry swedish man runs up to is window staring at you and shouts "BAN BAN"
22:58 Okay so I had to look this up again just to make sure, but the song sampled is "Cash Cash - How To Love (ft. Sofia Reyes)", and the sampled lyrics are as follows. I've been running from the pain Trying not to feel the same But it's a shame that we're sinking See, my confidence is shaking And my heart is feeling vacant So you try to fill it in You say "I could fix the It just ends after that. But I will say the misheard lyrics are funnier: " It's a shame that wing chicken" and "You say hide the pizza", you could probably make a parody out of that.
"I'm sure you've seen the video of the skibidi toilet birthday party..."
I really and honestly fucking haven't, Joel.
Get with the times boomer
yeah the future is now old man
That one clip gave me a stomach ulcer.
there was also a skibidi toilet wedding too
Clearly doesn’t have skibidi rizz
For those who genuinely wonder why Joel takes a while to upload: he keep shItting himself when he on the compute so he must instal custom shitte removal device
Desk bidet
free bluetooth drivers no hack
He got mao disease 😔
Sounds like a Super Ghostbusters song
The electric toothbrush
"stepping on shit" is a direct translation of a Chinese idiom like "walking on clouds", you can just type "shit stepping shoes" into these chineses websites and gets SO many results lmao
@rrzzz-ll2zm both are soft
shit clouds lol
funnily enough, that probably makes that the most truthful "advertising" in the entire video. I mean, you can't walk on a cloud, can you? It's just water in vapour form. So "walking on clouds" wouldn't really be anything - just like those soles, I imagine.
@rrzzz-ll2zm it’s kind of like the gross-out advertising of the 90s. the original term is 踩屎感 which literally translates to “the feeling of stepping in shit.” I’m not as familiar with Chinese internet niches as I am with the ones in the greater World Wide Web but I assume that this term probably originated from either a viral meme or one of those livestream marketers.
Typical east Asian humor
i can't believe that the swedish calendar finally caught up to everywhere else
_"Da _*_FUG_*_ is a Full Sauce channel?"_
Amirite
actually, because he posted his Temu video late, he gets put higher in search results because it's more recent :^)
it's thrice as fast, but goes back 3 months every 3 months
@@abyssalplanes that makes 0 sense and that's also obviously not why he took his time lol, there's another comment that gives a better explanation
Real
I hope someone animates Joel yelling "BANBAN" out his window
YES!!!
Fetish content
I think Joel yelling BANBAN out his window on a static screen is perfect already
YOU DO IT
BANBAN??
From the FLEENTSTONES!!???
Edit: God damnit, turns out it's BaMbaM not Banban, now the joke doesn't work anymore XD
he finally recovered from mao disease
mao 🐈
mio mao mio mao lalalala
He wouldnt have caught Mao disease if that ming dynasty poosie didnt have him acting unwise
Too bad he got Xi disease right after. Man can't get a break.
🎵 I need you 🎵
*_STEPPING ON SHIT FEELING_*
Super soft pain
not just soft, soft with bullets
Military training is special
@bruhmoment5974 ? I don’t get it
i dont think id want that
JOEL REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD
1k likes and no replies? I got u
1 like and no replies? THE CURSE OF MAO DISEASE!!!!@@boogie8586
@@boogie8586I’m going to banban your house
1.2k likes and no replies? I got u
@@moonlighttf2yep your banned
chinese here, the meaning of "mao" disease is most likely a mistranslation of 毛病. the phrase 'no "mao" disease' is most likely mistranslated from 没毛病, meaning no problem or without failure.
maybe they were just obsessed with the liberation of the peasants and proletarians
@@mitzo4526mao disease turns you into a based landlord killer
I thought it might be a mistranslation of "china virus" AKA COVID-19.
@@mitzo4526certified TRUE by real chinese patriots
@@mitzo4526 kind far stretched from a roomba ad..... but who knows
4:01 Imagine walking outside in Sweden, having a good time, when suddenly Joel randomly appears from the window and yells BANBAN
The audio when he says bon bon distorts and makes him sound like he is possesed
Can't imagine having a good time in Sweden so the premise falls apart before it's even begun.
@@Bobba_raekusOne must imagine the swedes happy
“ZUMBO SAUCE!!!!”
- Joel
At least 10 people have given you a restraining order for that "BAAAAANBAAAAN" scream
And don't forget
"ZUMBO ZAUCSE!!!!!!"
I really cannot imagine seeing the most incomprehensible strings of words ever written on a store graphic and going "yeah that's probably a quality product, buying this will be a good decision"
me, only looking at the pictures before clicking buy: 🗿
The thing about buying banbans off of temu even though there’s official merch kinda makes me think that some people are buying based on the appearance of cheapness. Like as in a whole new level of cynicism, where, say you’re getting something for someone else: you don’t want to waste time looking at stuff that might be expensive, so you go straight to the dumpster because you assume it’ll be cheaper (even if it actually isn’t).
i bought these shoes at the store too
@@dymaxion3988 that's fair but I guess I'm thinking less about knockoff plushies or nonsensical t-shirts and more about the people who buy like...roombas or muscle powder, things where it's a little more important that the product doesn't burn your house down or contain a generous helping of fiberglass
@@Regulith Yeah, that is a bit different… I can’t pretend to know why people buy the “clown reaper joker edition” muscle juice or the mao disease insoles
Mao disease is a very serious condition in which you get an insatiable thirst for the blood of landlords.
And an unreasonable hatred of sparrows.
@@Calvin_Coolage and people who wear glasses
@@xXx_Regulus_xXxthat was the khmer rouge
@@pupyfan69 agh you're right, thank you
sounds like it wouldnt have an effect on me then
Joel uploads every lowpoint of my life and there's always a turnaround right after
Same
Why would he upload your low points that seems like personal stuff
@@blockedblock5203He uploads *at* this person's low points
@@blockedblock5203 If he never took the hippocratic oath, he can't break it
The silly svedish therapist
Pleas
NEW JOEL UPLOAD
indeed my friend
LESSS GOOOO AUUUGHHHH
this is huge
WE USED TO WAIT FOR DAYS LIKE THESE
YEAHHHH NEW JOEL UPLOAD
NO JOEL THEY HAVE YOUR PERSONAL DATA NOW NOOOO
We already have that.
*Bearsonal data
What good info would they find from someone who angered a purple monkey?
WE GETTIN MAO DISEASE WITH THIS ONE
our mao disease
Ah.. need yuo...🗣🗣🤤🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵
@@GyeYeonGye64 Woomy.
13:57
@@ShOscar Stepping on Shit Feeling now
The song that plays during the Roomba video is a remix of Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
you know which remix? curious to hear which one
@@Shrreder nah sorry, i just know the original
pretty sure someone shared the link or remix name in chat back then, but i can't find it in my watch history
@@Leurak let us know if you can find it!
I think I remember that sampled in a song by The Orb
id like you all to know that sometime after the mention of mao disease, i noticed joel hadnt streamed in a while so i asked the jabroni mike discord where he was. "he has mao disease" they said. i thought to myself wow never heard of that. wonder what it is. eventually i saw the vod and figured it out.
Free him
*Shame the wing chicken.* 🎶
*Hide the pizza.* 🎶
mondegreen without even changing languages
Feel my confidence chicken, my heart is feeling bacon
If you’re wondering, the song is called “How to Love” by Cash Cash.
*My hart is feeling bakon*
I heard “Hi vin diesel”
9:05 as a kid i did this EXACT thing with my brother about weegee. it was a joke at first, but then i actually got kind of scared that weegee could pop in and turn me into a weegee clone so i left my bedroom, crying and laughing at the same time looking for comfort from my mom.
The fact i discovered joel via a jojo bizarre adventure mugen game via a secret character selection will always be the best origin story of me finding a UA-camr and becoming a fan of
Dude, that's fuckin' insane. Probably the coolest way to get into Joel
Dude, same.
Same
I found him while looking for v sauce best typo of my life
I found him by asking on Miiverse for good UA-camrs to watch when I was 8
31:08 Joel extended his vocal cords capabilities from laughing so much he sounds like a pelican
I used to have a negative opinion on Temu but hey, it's the only place I can buy a Bald Joel blanket from so I guess it's not THAT bad!
Oh, its really bad. Did you know? There's a file in Temu's app folder, that's similar to a popular antivirus app (I think it was an antivirus) that had the ability to access your phone's personal data, and other things.
@@BrilliantRipeMikeBut does any other place have Thumb Joey as a blanket?
Thought so.
@@BrilliantRipeMike this is a joke comment btw
@elegant_lilligant redbubl
lilligant feet
11:32 Imagine seeing someone roll out a blanket of themselves in the middle of a park and recording it
More than 2 videos in 1 year? Joel you spoil us too much
half of the wait on this video's upload was probably waiting for the blanket to be shipped
20:55 *gasp* “He sucks with his robo-peanus” will live rent free in my brain for quite a long time, thanks funny streamer man
The fucking way he says that is so funny man.
No joke, I was watching this in a stream with my best friend and the Banban segment had us laughing so hard we almost fainted from lack of oxygen.
He responds from his hut
Svvedesh ice dweller finally emerges from his lean-to; is dazzled by objects and goods from the eastern orient.
Mao Disease effect: Makes your voice to sound like these cyclops from *Dark Castle* while being in love to a roomba.
The other side effect is the song Loving You is stuck in your head forever
Ah yes, my favorite Skibidi Poggers Circus Character, Pepino Vargskeletor
"poggers"
Senior citizen spoted.
Pepino Vargskeletor the Disassembly Drone.
(Wait, is Murder Drones that deep in Gen Alpha brainrot?)
“I am afraid of women”
-richter Belmont
"WHAT...is a WOMAN?!"
*-Vlad "Dracula" Tepes; Married*
That's Netflix's Richter. Real Richter rides all women he sees
@@moh.syafrianabie8899 Just a reminder that real richter caused the SOTN events 😭
@@andresrodrz I know and he's based. He's so powerful that he missed fighting dracula so he resurrected dracula again. What a gigachad
Joel yelling "BANBAN" and "ZUMBO SAUCE" from his window legit nearly made me shit myself with laughter.
The Mao Disease turning Joel into Pingu was hilarious. But the insoles are the PEAK of the whole video.
I'm still baffled people are continuing to try and upsell Temu, and every time I'm asked what is wrong with it, I INSTINCTIVELY respond with "stepping on shit feeling" without missing a beat.
Thank god i wasn't the only one that hearing pingu
*STEPPING ON SHIT FEELING*
@@MadWatcher
It's Flo Rida from Temu
OOOOOOH SOMETIMES
STEPPING ON S*** FEELING
YEAH
" Inject me with cement " still remains my favorite qoute from all of this lol
11:32 no way joel touched grass
THE WAY HE MOCKED THE HIGH PITCHED VOICE ON THE ROOMBA VIDEO I CANT 😭😭😭😭
18:19 slendytubbies monsters when you get within 1 mile of them
I have survived on Temu Trash Mini-edits for so long, feels good to get a main-channel highlight
I’m going be honest man I’m going through a really rough patch right now and your stupidity and humor really helps me out thanks for the laughs joel :>
check out his vods for more silly :3
@@squiddu I’ve been a vargskelethor fan for years i love the vods
That makes TWO OF US
"Why is there a monkey taking a sh*t in the recommendations??"
Temu describing itself with that one.
4:57
I'm NEVER going to get over how the literal _instant_ Joel notices B***y, Guile's theme starts playing.
9:14 the combination of the way Joel said this with this video clip made me actually cough laughing thanks
Also, "Mao Roombussy" sent me into a hysterical laughing fit so powerful it made my back hurt. Well done
review: "Not too noisy"
Owner of Shitfuck roomba: _Occupation: _*_"Steel Production"_*
Under appreciated comment fr I just noticed that 💀
The logic behind the vape pendant is because it's not a vape, it's legitimately just a piece of metal pipe I think.
Just get a fkn straw or a pen, wtf
World's most useless whistle
Today is the day I learned that Joel says "deal dooze", and that's going straight in my vocabulary.
25:03 this is a legit Chinese term btw, "stepping on shit feeling" shoes are those with like really puffy padding that makes you feel like you're stepping in mud every step you take.
1:26 "Protegent sounds more like a dental cream... for your ass." -Joel 2018
Thanks for the meal, Uncle Joel. I'm glad you enjoyed the Garden of Banana plushies.
14:18 that is one of the most like out of nowhere noises that I never would have expected him to make in a thousand years.
It went from “regular duende voice” to “literal baby”, i’m genuinely surprised his vocal cords are capable of that.
To be fair the shitty music choice does sound like baby speech lol
joel singing the roomba music with the voice filter fucking KILLED ME LMAO
Same. Literal baby noises lol
It’s been 84 years
Love from Poland. You are making my life better in these hard times. Thanks for being here
that banban shout was a legendary moment
Fun fact: The Bum Bum Cream is a Brazilian product that is supposedly used to help "visibly tighten and smooth skin with caffeine-rich guaranà while also delivering non-greasy hydration" or more likely is to help get rid of stretch marks on the entire body. The product itself is not just on Temu but also on Amazon, Walmart, Utra Beauty, and a couple more, most of the reviews are positive, and there's actual commercials of the product on TV.
Edit: To the people in the reply comments of this, I just to remind you that I'm not a professional or the creator of this, I just simply Google it and read what it's about. :-/
Bum Bum Cream sweep?
Never heard of it. Its from which region? Sul? Norte?
Just because it sells in stores doesn't mean it's not a scam lmao
I definitely wouldn't trust the Temu knockoff version of it that's for sure
You know suspiciously much about this "Bum bum" cream🤔
call me squirtle the way i be weak to that plant
Watching this live on twitch was surreal. Joel i love you so fucking much
Just finished tons of college work and unc Joel uploads WHAT A GREAT REWARD.......... time to meet mr temu himself.
CLASSIC JOEL VOICE AND LAUGH THE GOLDEN CLASSIC MAN IS HERE!
Yeah i cant believe they got back Joel's original voice actor
I can't with this edit at 10:50. Amazing Joel haha
Dude i was JUST listening to Super Ghostbusters again for the first time in months 40 minutes ago and now Joel uploads for the first time in 6 months
i had totally forgotten about the shame chicken heart is feeling bacon song
Probably you best editing work yet Joey, perfectly paced and fucking hilarious. All the little mini-edits and cuts are fantastic, mad props
1:00 why is there just an extremely apparent box of cheez-its in this picture
The yearly joel video pog
i love showing your old windows destruction videos to friends and my partner! keep up the great work joel been following for about 10 years!
25:15 “Stepping on feeling, okay no more sh*t.” sounds too funny out of context
14:09 Joey's the top winner of Duende's Got Talent
I'm surprised Joel didn't notice the "Applicable Age Group: 14+" on most of those Banban and Skibidi plushies
Temu stole my card info and $200 from me when I uninstalled their app.
Oof I'm sorry dude
Sounds like mao disease to me
Ironically I got a temu ad while watching this video. And the funnier part about it is that I got it during the part where he screamed ban ban and zumbo sauce.
Of f%$king course.
22:41 peak sound design
That timeline where this bracelet shows Represents Caseoh
@@Gorilla7KTheMONKEBOI caseoh joke in the big october 2024
Well shit, I want that bootleg Crayon Shin-chan bubble blower.
Real
You can hear him trying to fight off the mao disease as hes recording
41:52 just thought about squirtle being a living bong... with a joint instead of a bowl/stem
38:34
"ahh sh1t, lemme taste this lemmen flëver popshicol-
*EEEEERRRGGHUUUUUUHEEEEE-*
this had me laughing for 30 minutes straight
I DIED
EVERYONE SHUT UP RIGHT NOW JOEY UPLOADED!!!!
A mid roll ad popped up and it's for fucking Temu lol
Comedy
14:09 DUENDE GOING OFF
41:43 This is my Discord pfp now, thank you
holy crap, poopTV jumpscare
The Noise S-S-S-SPOTTED AHHHHHHHHH
*Weh.*
Woaog.
Woag....
gaow
woag
18:17 voices of the void signal
The gaming headset microphone bit just reminds me of the radio chatter from Republic Commando and it just makes it even funnier.
Haha same! 😂 Amazing game, even if it is a bit clunky and dated
"Wake up, Skbidi. New Vinesauce rizz in Ohio" -- Bulk Bogan
You should do Ali Express next to conclude the trilogy
a shitrilogy of all things knockoffs.
Imagine him stumbling onto weird touhou kigurumi masks 😭
ok the joint dog toy saying "PAW" instead of the brand name "RAW" is adorable
imagine being a tourist in sweden you are walking with your friends and some angry swedish man runs up to is window staring at you and shouts "BAN BAN"
Some kid bought edibles off of Temu... It went about as well as you expect
This kid was someone from my sister's middle school
Don’t ever buy no weed from Temu bro
When I saw temu ads during the Super Bowl, over and over, and they looked like garbage, I knew this was a much more insane case than wish
Father is back from the store, finally!
Duende singing roomba bit gets me every time
11:38 closest we'll ever get to Joel facecam
We actually have a facecam of him, albeit it's 8 years old.
ua-cam.com/video/dYZwitQ9d2Y/v-deo.html&pp=ygUMam9lbCBmYWNlY2Ft
I knew Jesus had films (That are 6 hours for some reason)
Yet, had no idea he also had Merchandise, but hey!
Temu's got you covered!!!
0:38 seeing Joel using my local news station in a video is so surreal it’s like seeing your teacher at a grocery store💀
THE WAY I AUDIBLY GASPED WHEN I HEARD "RALEIGH" 😭 triangle mentioned!!!!!! also hello fellow Joel fan in the triangle 🫡
Gastonian here,
what is happening in Raleigh?!
22:58 Okay so I had to look this up again just to make sure, but the song sampled is "Cash Cash - How To Love (ft. Sofia Reyes)", and the sampled lyrics are as follows.
I've been running from the pain
Trying not to feel the same
But it's a shame that we're sinking
See, my confidence is shaking
And my heart is feeling vacant
So you try to fill it in
You say "I could fix the
It just ends after that. But I will say the misheard lyrics are funnier: " It's a shame that wing chicken" and "You say hide the pizza", you could probably make a parody out of that.
Time to *HIDE DA PIZZA!-*
As a survivor of Mao Disease, I am so glad that Joel is spreading awareness of it
14:07Joel's brain has short circuited due to the influx of high pitched R&B traxxxx
18:02 GAME