@@garyschultz7768 Jay had the same policy as Johnny (who had the same policy as Bob Hope, Will Rogers, and Mark Twain: give 'em the same treatment, there's enough stuff to poke fun at all of 'em). I check out "Headlines" several times a year; they never get old!
"NEUTICALS..FAKE TESTICLES FOR YOUR DOG..HE WON'T KNOW THE DUFFERENCE"..HAHAHAAAH! I THOUGHT KEVIN WAS GONNA FALL IN THE FLOOR LAUGHING AT THAT HILARIOUS QUOTE..
People always ask "who even likes jay leno anyways?!?! unfunny hack!" His show was number one. I mean, obviously, plenty of people liked him and found him funny.
He takes a shot at Brad Pitt wanting to play a gay love story and he joked about Troy. What about Interview With the Vampire? That was literally a love story about two mincing vampire glitter boys.
Shit, this is ten years ago, I remember all this stuff about Mariah Carey still beeing popular and current but that stuff about "gynecologist" and "pms dancer" would never had been allowed now, it would have been a hell of a noise from the feminists about "sexism" and "misogyny". The world was more nicer 10 years ago...
I thought it sounded more like Jimmy Fallon for some reason, but then I watched a video where Jimmy talks like Arnold and now I don't think it sounds like Jimmy anymore. Thank you for your reply:-)
THIS IS TRUE STORY after jay left the to night show i heard of headline that said a man with 3 dogs named them penis testicles and pubic hair the article says he had a perverted mind the breed was not mentioned
I didn't watch this video, just opened it up to give it a thumbs down. Why would I do that? Because the last time I watched a xracier numbernine video, the thumbnail photo featured a headline that read something like " Government approves sale of orphanage to Michael Jackson " and that particular headline wasn't in the video at all, it was just a prime example of ' in your face ' click bait, and I'm still pissed at that. If you're going to screw me, at least buy me dinner first.
The headline you are referring to is the one that is shown on the show to introduce the headline segment. It changed from week to week. Jay might have acknowledged the joke to his studio audience, but never said a word about them to the viewers watching him on tv. I think those particular ones were fake, anyhow.
What makes Headlines work as well as the 99 cent store segments is Jay's input. He knows how to milk a line better than most anybody.
I loved watching Headlines each week. For many years. I haven't watched any late night show since Jay and Dave left
My parents used to let me stay up late to watch Headlines in the late 90s/early 2000s. Had to go to bed as soon as it ended though lol
these alone are still better than any late night show today lol
hate night shows is more like it
@@garyschultz7768 lol what?
@@garyschultz7768 Find a safe space away from the big bad late night shows.
@@garyschultz7768 Jay had the same policy as Johnny (who had the same policy as Bob Hope, Will Rogers, and Mark Twain: give 'em the same treatment, there's enough stuff to poke fun at all of 'em). I check out "Headlines" several times a year; they never get old!
@@garyschultz7768 ehatever
It was great seeing the monologue section at the start. Gives it a little more context.
Best late night - Jay’s comments on headlines.
It's over guys. Those days won't be back.
Sly and Arnold conversation deserves an award!
"NEUTICALS..FAKE TESTICLES FOR YOUR DOG..HE WON'T KNOW THE DUFFERENCE"..HAHAHAAAH! I THOUGHT KEVIN WAS GONNA FALL IN THE FLOOR LAUGHING AT THAT HILARIOUS QUOTE..
People always ask "who even likes jay leno anyways?!?! unfunny hack!"
His show was number one. I mean, obviously, plenty of people liked him and found him funny.
he still didn't measure up to Johnny.
@@watchgoose no one ever will. That's like saying Derek Jeter is not Babe Ruth
HATERS GONNA HATE..ESPECIALLY THE IDIOTS, LOL..
@@watchgoose ..no leno did not measure "up to" carson....
he EXCEEDED carson...
@@watchgoose Jonny Carson wasn't nearly as funny as Jay Leno.
"Can I get three pounds of rat bacon?"
"I've only got two pounds, but come back tomorrow. I'll set some traps."
Headlines start at 4:20
Right, the first part is trash so it got a thumbs down from me.
@Steve Jarvis Fab (detergent). I own an appliance store nowadays.
He takes a shot at Brad Pitt wanting to play a gay love story and he joked about Troy. What about Interview With the Vampire? That was literally a love story about two mincing vampire glitter boys.
"Actor Paul Walker on friday" RIP
So she had her quinceanera
There's a lot in Hollywood
I wish I could see the interview.
@@pollutedcrimson What?!
Everyone hates on Jay but gee I miss watching that show
Being from Pittsburgh I love the thumbnail :)
7:48 It's-a good food!
my closing logo nerdiness is showing again.
I loved Jay's monologues and headlines! His show was so good. Every late night host now sucks and isn't funny at all.
Carson was awesome, Conan was hilarious, but Jay was the best of the best.
funny stuff as usual but this was definitely from 2006 because I am a Steelers fan & they won the Super Bowl the February that year
Jay Leno was great but NOBODY tops Johnny Carson.
Leno does. That's why he was chosen.
Cool another non Monday headlines
6:19-6:46 - Sam Alito is a good judge with no agenda. My, how times have changed. 😒
I wonder if that 5 year old trumpeter is still playing these days at age 16
Oh, god, I was crying at 11:17. I would have saved that one for last.
9:53, look at that beautiful Ken Smith bass, wow!
6:58 -- "within the orbits of its large moons" hehehe
Shit, this is ten years ago, I remember all this stuff about Mariah Carey still beeing popular and current but that stuff about "gynecologist" and "pms dancer" would never had been allowed now, it would have been a hell of a noise from the feminists about "sexism" and "misogyny". The world was more nicer 10 years ago...
Which is why these type of shows suck now. And are downright not funny.
You must not watch a lot of drag queen comedians.
Drag comedy is raunchy and offensive AF.
If you want filth and insults, you can find them. Just not necessarily in the mainstream.
They needed three way calling with Joe Bidden.
"Rat Bacon" is a good name for a band.
He mentions Ellen Degeneres and Felicita Huffman. Those haven't aged well.
Neither has Paul Walker.
7:45 the chef also has vulcan ears
I think I will have spaghetti.
That's because the one's now days think they're qualified to flap their biased jibs about politics and they are not.
Headlines start at 4:15
You're welcome
6:47 Uranus!
nothing can beat Brokeback maybe Call Me By Your Name
Leno was the best
rip Paul walker
wtf dude this was almost the whole show
Is that the super bowl the refs gave the Steelers?
kevin's laugh @ 10:05 reminds me of Leto's joker lol
I miss the newspaper
We're going to Ho's House!
I wounder if Jay has been to Arnold's Pizza Shop.
Take a pepperoni and punch it through ya head lol shadup wit da Brokoli.
Wounder?
How many rats do you need to make a pound of bacon?
Headlines start at around 4:08
Where is jay now?
In his garage
Doing the worlds best show on cars.
"Still in BURBANK!"
In the beginning, the Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, was that jimmy Fallon?
That was Jay Leno doing the voice
Both of them?
I thought it sounded more like Jimmy Fallon for some reason, but then I watched a video where Jimmy talks like Arnold and now I don't think it sounds like Jimmy anymore. Thank you for your reply:-)
I'm not sure about Sylvester, but I've heard Jay doing Arnold's voice many times and that's how it sounded like exactly lol
Haha you are right, and Leno does it better than Fallon:-)
I cannot stand to watch Fallon. Is he a drunk?
JUST AN UFUNNY IDJIT, LOL..
HaHaHa
22 years on nbc wow
It's not 2007 there weren't any Olympics that year
and the steelers didn't win the super bowl
It's from February 2006.
Designing women
Didn’t need the opening monologue. Never needed the opening monologue. Just something to fast-forward through.
Skip to 4:08
I'm I suppose to see Tina this week end?
2/7/2006
What is with Jay's left eyebrow ?
4445ww the same time , and I will not only did
rat bacon.....
for those who want to know the headlines start at 4:19
THIS IS TRUE STORY after jay left the to night show i heard of headline that said a man with 3 dogs named them penis testicles and pubic hair the article says he had a perverted mind the breed was not mentioned
Absolutely no PC
I anin't know'en Areafa Franklin be sang'en upon Leeno.
I never knew that limp lesbian is funny.
The gymnastics headline didn’t age well.
You cant see shit through white square boxes and random letters.
It’s not Brokeback mountain it’s hogback Mountain
robert Blake joke
BAD BAD BAD
Didn't age well.
4:15 As a life long Pirates and Steelers fan, that’s probably the least funny fake headline ever.
i think some of these are fake. thats all
No trump jokes? No anti white rant?! How dare you!
I'll never watch this channel again because of the B.S. subtitles
All you have to do is click on the CC icon to turn them off.
I didn't watch this video, just opened it up to give it a thumbs down. Why would I do that? Because the last time I watched a xracier numbernine video, the thumbnail photo featured a headline that read something like " Government approves sale of orphanage to Michael Jackson " and that particular headline wasn't in the video at all, it was just a prime example of ' in your face ' click bait, and I'm still pissed at that. If you're going to screw me, at least buy me dinner first.
The headline you are referring to is the one that is shown on the show to introduce the headline segment. It changed from week to week. Jay might have acknowledged the joke to his studio audience, but never said a word about them to the viewers watching him on tv. I think those particular ones were fake, anyhow.
@@michellecena8159 I thought everyone knew they were fake, but I guess not.
This is from 2006
Headlines start at 4:20