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  • @hahanamegobrrr6667
    @hahanamegobrrr6667 5 років тому +2657

    Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine is ecstasy, so basically it's :
    roses are red
    grass is green
    ecstasy

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 років тому +86

      My doctor works hard
      To help me to see
      But despite his best efforts
      Astigmatism me

    • @interestingboyo790
      @interestingboyo790 5 років тому +84

      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine: The Rap*
      Roses are red, grass is green,
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Whatchu talking 'bout, man, I don't know what you mean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Wanna see the largest thing the world has ever seen?
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Just take a look at my gigantic peen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Spleen, spleen, spleen spleen spleen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Said spleen five times, Constantine.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I snorted crack when I was a teen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I like women like a broom likes to lean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Mom always said to keep my room clean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      You know, not so sure if I'm super keen on
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

    • @kingvii9896
      @kingvii9896 5 років тому +9

      Its meth not xtc

    • @mevicky100
      @mevicky100 4 роки тому +32

      Roses are red,
      Grass is green,
      🄼🄾🄻🄻🅈

    • @Glowingfed
      @Glowingfed 4 роки тому +22

      king VII no, that is ecstasy or MDMA. Crystal meth is 2-Methamphetamine

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +5324

    Ok but you could hear the power when he says “the children are fast, but biG BIRD IS *_FASTER_* “

  • @gretaB64
    @gretaB64 6 років тому +2107

    Roses are red, I have big eyelashes
    Teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes

  • @izzie9526
    @izzie9526 5 років тому +4843

    Fun fact
    Methalinedioxymethanphetamine is the scienfific name of ecstasy.

  • @blakez_music
    @blakez_music 5 років тому +3574

    Roses are red,
    Bees like to buzz,
    Roadwork ahead,
    Yeah, I sure hope it does.

  • @aspergheist690
    @aspergheist690 4 роки тому +275

    "Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you"
    "There is no reason baked beans cant be a romantic meal for 2"
    "I beaned the rains down in Africa"

    • @veethebeaniest
      @veethebeaniest Рік тому +2

      “Life and ✨styyyylllleee✨ how to eat, most popi”

  • @bruhmoment24
    @bruhmoment24 6 років тому +3012

    roses are red
    money causes greed
    what did we learn?
    Charlie can't read

  • @sewer3352
    @sewer3352 4 роки тому +378

    i asked my 6 yo sister to say methylenedioxymethamphetamine and she deadass looked at me and said 'i don't know that language'

    • @ThePizzabrothersGaming
      @ThePizzabrothersGaming Рік тому +4

      I don't get what the problem is. Are people just not being taught how to read properly? just break it up in chunks

    • @2intheampm512
      @2intheampm512 Рік тому +19

      ​​@@ThePizzabrothersGamingNot knowing how to pronounce the names of chemicals/pharmacological active agents, something even chemists regularly screw up or disagree with each other on, isn't the same thing as not knowing how to read properly lol

    • @ozmiumYT
      @ozmiumYT Рік тому +6

      people are being taught to break things up into chunks, but you gotta give a six year old a bit of slack for not knowing how to break up long words into chunks hey?

    • @anxiety_ridden3
      @anxiety_ridden3 Рік тому +2

      Hear me out: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @Omnibushido-
      @Omnibushido- Рік тому

      @@ThePizzabrothersGaming Or, you know, she’s fucking 6 lmao.

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis 6 років тому +374

    Drinking chocolate when the “cock rings” order was spoken and it was very nearly the last words I heard on this earth before I choked to death.

    • @Ghoosteny
      @Ghoosteny 2 роки тому +15

      You drank chocolate bars?

    • @probablynotalatexshork5495
      @probablynotalatexshork5495 2 роки тому +10

      @@Ghoosteny pain bricks

    • @doplop
      @doplop 2 роки тому +11

      you drank molten chocolate?

    • @gh0st_p3pp3r7
      @gh0st_p3pp3r7 2 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment lmaoo

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 2 роки тому +15

      @@Ghoosteny lol I think my phone deleted the word "hot" before chocolate. Drinking molten chocolate sounds like a choice though

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 5 років тому +632

    Oh, the childhood joke of:
    "Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This poem doesn't rhyme
    Refrigerator"

    • @Seth_Cones
      @Seth_Cones 4 роки тому +6

      barbaro267 bbc Merlin? Is that you?

    • @santaclaus862
      @santaclaus862 4 роки тому +19

      Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme but this one doesn’t

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 4 роки тому +4

      @@santaclaus862 Forgot about that one lol

    • @amplifiedapathy
      @amplifiedapathy 4 роки тому +18

      roses are red
      violets are blue
      this poem doesn’t rhyme
      my bad it do

    • @danandchristineharbour2538
      @danandchristineharbour2538 4 роки тому +7

      Roses are blue
      Violets are red
      Not swapped
      I want beans

  • @milkweed6876
    @milkweed6876 6 років тому +738

    Roses are red
    Cows have udders
    Two gay lovers find out they're brothers

    • @plomps
      @plomps 6 років тому +5

      Roses are red
      Cows got udders
      Two gay lovers find out they're brothers

    • @shinjiikari9444
      @shinjiikari9444 6 років тому +5

      Roses are red
      Cows have udder
      Two gay lovers find out they're brothers

    • @ahuman3871
      @ahuman3871 5 років тому +11

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @fbiiscoming134
      @fbiiscoming134 5 років тому +2

      roses are red
      money causes greed
      what did we learn
      gay ain't green

    • @dorpin510
      @dorpin510 5 років тому +7

      *SUPER SMASH BROS*

  • @oshawott5308
    @oshawott5308 5 років тому +318

    that’s the biggest word,
    Charlie’s ever seen.
    methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 5 років тому +21

      Petition to make charile read llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwlllantrysiliogogogoch. If I spelt it right, it's a town here in Wales.

    • @interestingboyo790
      @interestingboyo790 5 років тому +9

      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine: The Rap*
      Roses are red, grass is green,
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Whatchu talking 'bout, man, I don't know what you mean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Wanna see the largest thing the world has ever seen?
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Just take a look at my gigantic peen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Spleen, spleen, spleen spleen spleen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Said spleen five times, Constantine.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I snorted crack when I was a teen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I like women like a broom likes to lean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Mom always said to keep my room clean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      You know, not so sure if I'm super keen on
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

    • @pineape1053
      @pineape1053 5 років тому

      dust particle i no longer no how to say methylenedioxymethamphetamine

    • @thailai3277
      @thailai3277 4 роки тому

      you forgot the 3,4

    • @hayden.8057
      @hayden.8057 4 роки тому

      Guys you forgot pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
      And yes I spelled that right
      (NEW-mo-ul-tra-micro-scopic-SILICO-vol-can-o-con-iosis)
      A lung condition caused by inhaling microscopic silicone particles and some other micro particles near volcanoes
      (Hence “ultramicroscopic”, “silico”, and “volcano”)
      Enough of me spitting facts

  • @theatrickal
    @theatrickal 6 років тому +3810

    Rose are red, pie is a fraction,
    How to fake sudden death to avoid social interaction.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 років тому +4576

    Didn't know Shakespeare was still alive

    • @Käbimees-p1t
      @Käbimees-p1t 6 років тому +10

      Sam Patterson WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE?!
      Nice profile pic tho

    • @lucagorosito3715
      @lucagorosito3715 6 років тому +21

      go back to hoi4 you ogre

    • @marjorievaughn5125
      @marjorievaughn5125 6 років тому +3

      Da fuq

    • @WewosGaming
      @WewosGaming 6 років тому +8

      i didnt know Shrek memes were still alive i guess we were both surprised today.

    • @aimée_sao
      @aimée_sao 6 років тому +9

      Sam Patterson yeah, but stephen hawking isn’t.

  • @HaydenX
    @HaydenX 5 років тому +757

    Roses are red
    "I'll do it later"
    These are the words
    Of a procrastinator.

    • @smugone3330
      @smugone3330 5 років тому +13

      I'll do it later

    • @binnyknocks
      @binnyknocks 4 роки тому +9

      Smug One have you done it?

    • @GoldenGodess223
      @GoldenGodess223 4 роки тому +6

      It's due by 11:59 by the way

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 роки тому +1

      @@binnyknocks *sigh*
      Not yet, but I'll do it later.

    • @BenD47
      @BenD47 3 роки тому +3

      Roses are red,
      That flow is pretty decent,
      Why'd you have to remind me that I lack motivation as of recent

  • @MarshalDoesStuff
    @MarshalDoesStuff 6 років тому +7214

    Roses are red
    and small as a mouse,
    My favorite channel
    is Soothouse.

    • @SootHouse
      @SootHouse  6 років тому +998

      Roses are red
      you should come on our show
      Marshal...
      Come on our show Marshal..

    • @getreal5895
      @getreal5895 6 років тому +108

      SootHouse COME ON OUR SHOW

    • @Epic_Gamer__
      @Epic_Gamer__ 6 років тому +57

      That’s gay

    • @troclasklk3118
      @troclasklk3118 6 років тому +12

      Soothouse is actually bigger than your channel (the double ammount of subscribers)

    • @ewankennedy5769
      @ewankennedy5769 6 років тому +17

      SootHouse such literature

  • @evesning
    @evesning 6 років тому +1875

    Charlie's so pure,
    you guys are mean,
    now I'm not sure-
    how do I pronounce Methylenedioxymethamphetamine?

    • @bulliedkidstm8714
      @bulliedkidstm8714 6 років тому +73

      Meth-a-leana-dioxy-metha-fetamine

    • @ChrisJD44Gaming
      @ChrisJD44Gaming 6 років тому +24

      or just call it MDMA

    • @talhozlin
      @talhozlin 6 років тому +12

      Scyphox that made it harder to pronounce, but thank you
      By the way you can also call it 3,4

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 6 років тому +9

      Why did i start reading this as a poem and for once i actually read something right.....

    • @pray7056
      @pray7056 6 років тому +4

      you just sniff it and then you know

  • @Some-ux6ig
    @Some-ux6ig 5 років тому +628

    Roses are red, my life is hell
    Mitochrondia is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @BuglordSupreme
    @BuglordSupreme 6 років тому +118

    Roses are red,
    I ate some beans
    *THE NUMBERS, CHARLIE, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?*

    • @axlthesnake
      @axlthesnake 6 років тому +1

      Actual Moth oh no not math class

  • @mrx4022
    @mrx4022 6 років тому +2246

    Roses are red
    I ate a cucumber
    Man arrested for shouting the devil's number

    • @SirRayveltal
      @SirRayveltal 6 років тому +6

      Y u s

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 6 років тому +7

      O frick

    • @SuperSansCraftPhone
      @SuperSansCraftPhone 6 років тому +20

      Roses are red
      Engineers' job are to fix
      Man arrested after shouting six six six

    • @Dysll
      @Dysll 6 років тому +9

      Roses are red
      The fifth month is called May
      Study “claims” eating too many chicken nuggets can turn you gay

    • @SuperSansCraftPhone
      @SuperSansCraftPhone 6 років тому +4

      I eat chicken tenders, am I gay according to "studies"

  • @crayonpartyz
    @crayonpartyz 5 років тому +294

    Roses are red, Red does glisten.
    *TedTalks but does TedListen*

  • @wackyfinn1984
    @wackyfinn1984 6 років тому +294

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I still have not learned the names
    Of all of you

    • @NotHappernot
      @NotHappernot 6 років тому +16

      Charlie(Blue), David(Green), Dan(Red), Jack(Yellow), Matt(Orange), Rhianna(Pink), George(Purple, and not in this video), and Wilbur(Gray)

    • @bluebloodcell9420
      @bluebloodcell9420 6 років тому

      Useful! Thanks! :D

    • @NotHappernot
      @NotHappernot 6 років тому

      Yorha A2 no problem.

    • @mysticdarkwing6560
      @mysticdarkwing6560 6 років тому

      @@NotHappernot thank much fam

    • @procommentr
      @procommentr 6 років тому +4

      🎵THERES NOTHING GONNA TAKE ME AWAAAAAY FROM YOOOOU🎵
      🎶DONT THINK I'LL EVER LEARN THE NAAAMES OF ALL OF YOOOU🎶

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 6 років тому +2720

    Soothouse is my favourite anime

  • @Rodent24
    @Rodent24 5 років тому +101

    roses are red,
    i started crying,
    everybody gangsta
    till comments start lying

  • @wondabread2238
    @wondabread2238 6 років тому +52

    Roses are red,
    Grass is greener,
    *I was charged with sexual misdemeanor.*

  • @etherealcomplex6213
    @etherealcomplex6213 6 років тому +285

    Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English dictionary that isn’t the name of a chemical or a condition

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 5 років тому +72

      Roses are red, I'll commit plagiarism. The longest word in the dictionary is antidisestablishmentarianism

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 років тому +4

      Not a condition? then how is it they found a cure for it?

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 5 років тому +18

      Roses are red
      The real longest word is this v
      pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 років тому +9

      Not necessarily. I'm against a lot of things that are against other things, not because I'm for those other things but just because I think the opposition is doing a lot of harm. Making the other things feel like oppressed martyrs for example, legitimizing them by opposing instead of ignoring them.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 років тому

      More like the people manufacturing the fictional "alt-right" to trigger people like you.

  • @prestongarvy7593
    @prestongarvy7593 5 років тому +171

    I want a video of dan just sounding like wallace and saying
    "Evening gromit"
    "Where's the cheese?"
    "We need more crackers and cheese!"
    2:51 this is where he sounds like wallace

    • @joshrasinc7779
      @joshrasinc7779 4 роки тому +7

      I think it's actually 2:48

    • @joaquinesquivel2109
      @joaquinesquivel2109 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah he really sounds like Wallace jesus christ its unreal

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 роки тому +2

      “You can’t see me, Gromit.”

    • @garfieldunderpants9914
      @garfieldunderpants9914 2 роки тому +2

      "I'm not dabbing, I'm looking at the floor for cheese."

    • @veethebeaniest
      @veethebeaniest Рік тому

      @@garfieldunderpants9914”I’m trying to find my *CHEEEEESSSEEEEE* “
      “I also can’t seem to find Gromit!”

  • @xavierreichel8254
    @xavierreichel8254 6 років тому +510

    Roses are red, _bow down to your master_
    _the children are fast but _*_Big Bird IS FASTER_*

    • @ak47zgd70
      @ak47zgd70 6 років тому +11

      *Big* *Birb*

    • @koisj8310
      @koisj8310 6 років тому +8

      Xavier Reichel *all hail the yellow bird*

    • @diobrando9842
      @diobrando9842 6 років тому +2

      Xavier Reichel what happened in 1845?

    • @xavierreichel8254
      @xavierreichel8254 6 років тому +1

      Dio Brando Florida and Texas became US states. The Raven got published. The rubber band was patented. An English bridge collapsed. The Irish potato famine started. A childbirth was anaesthetised for the first time.
      Many things happened. Take your pick.

    • @diobrando9842
      @diobrando9842 6 років тому +1

      Xavier Reichel it was a joke, in the post i have seen, Bellow the image there was a comment that said "what happened in 1845, then someone answered "is not the year, it's the kill count

  • @Anna-hb1fu
    @Anna-hb1fu 6 років тому +226

    Roses are red
    Cacti are prickly
    Can I just say
    That escalated quickly

  • @chrisishere8673
    @chrisishere8673 5 років тому +183

    Roses are red
    Can I get a ride?
    I've got the power of God *and* anime on my side!
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • @theoldveteran1345
      @theoldveteran1345 5 років тому +4

      ChrisTLS I’ve always love that meme,
      But I can give you a ride,
      In my mums car broom broom.
      *mothers walks over*
      “Get out me car”
      Aww

    • @j.h170
      @j.h170 5 років тому +4

      This comment is underrated.

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 4 роки тому

      *_Wait,Stephen-_*

  • @metaluzaki1534
    @metaluzaki1534 6 років тому +1818

    Roses are red,
    the misssion is impossible,
    The "B" in LGBT stands for Bionicle.

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless 6 років тому +828

    BootHouse

    • @bbcradio7180
      @bbcradio7180 6 років тому +9

      waffleless 🅱️ootHouse 💯💯👌👌👌

    • @roxiep.8996
      @roxiep.8996 6 років тому +3

      boothouse to the head

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +1

      roses are red,
      violets are blue,
      your Ebay code is KFCJEW

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 6 років тому

      😩👌💯💯🅱️

    • @limedelta8
      @limedelta8 6 років тому

      🅱️oothouse

  • @marz7102
    @marz7102 3 роки тому +93

    This was the first SootHouse video I ever watched. Now that the channel's been dead for a while now, I've come back to revisit.

    • @unseentactician
      @unseentactician 3 роки тому

      i made a video on this subreddit too pls check it out :)

    • @lowmax4431
      @lowmax4431 2 роки тому +1

      what happened to this channel?

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Рік тому

      @@lowmax4431they weren’t able to compete with the Reddit channel factory that pumps out text to speech content

    • @SD_yessir
      @SD_yessir 11 місяців тому +1

      ⁠@@lowmax4431They felt that Reddit content was getting dry and they wanted to finish while they had a good thing going instead of letting their channel slowly decline, so they disbanded.

  • @cherrygum3800
    @cherrygum3800 6 років тому +334

    Roses are red
    That photo is blurry
    He Got caught by the police
    Because he was a furry

    • @silvertheshinysylveon6646
      @silvertheshinysylveon6646 6 років тому +1

      roses are red
      I think you messed up
      or I could just lend you
      a 9,999,999,999 pound cup

  • @emiliagreen736
    @emiliagreen736 6 років тому +685

    Roses are red, white girls literally can't,
    Nothing is more inspirational,
    than "Eat Pant".

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 6 років тому +6

      emilia green doesn’t rhyme lol.

    • @daggereyesletsplay4923
      @daggereyesletsplay4923 6 років тому +16

      AbysmalGaming it is, when there is a comma, you pause for a second thus making it rhyme

    • @thedidster4547
      @thedidster4547 6 років тому +1

      This a GLORIOUS comment

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +6

      ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME

    • @aekibunnie9746
      @aekibunnie9746 6 років тому +11

      Me trying to pronounce pant as parnt

  • @pamboo2346
    @pamboo2346 4 роки тому +113

    Roses are red, a female deer is called a "Doe"
    My Dad left to get milk where did he go?

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 4 роки тому

      it’s alright he stopped for cigarettes at cvs on his way back he’ll be here soon

    • @joaquinesquivel2109
      @joaquinesquivel2109 4 роки тому

      @@squiggles6861 yeah and he stopped at walmart for tidepods for laundry

  • @lisafischer5040
    @lisafischer5040 6 років тому +802

    *_METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE_*

    • @Otaku3009
      @Otaku3009 6 років тому +8

      Lisa Fischer MDMA

    • @x99__
      @x99__ 6 років тому +2

      Its easier to say if you split it into three parts

    • @TheAntiCreator
      @TheAntiCreator 6 років тому +4

      You forgot the 3,4-

    • @psychopyro1012
      @psychopyro1012 6 років тому +13

      Roses are red, i want a soul mate
      disodium (2S,3R,4R,4aS,5aR,6aS,7aS,8R,9R,10R,11aR,12R,12aR,13aS,14aR)-10-[(2R,3R,4R,4aS,6S,7R,8aS)-6-[(1R,3R)-4-[(2S,3R,4R,4aS,6R,7R,8aS)-6-[(1R,3S,5R,7S,9R,10R,12R,13S,14S,16R,19S,21R,23S,25S,28R,30S)-25-[(1S,3R,5S,7R,9S,11S,14R,16S,18R,20S,21Z,24R,26S,28R,30S,32R,34R,35R,37S,39R,42S,44R)-11-[(1S,2R,4R,5S)-1,2-dihydroxy-4,5-dimethyloct-7-en-1-yl]-35-hydroxy-14,16,18,32,34,39,42,44-octamethyl-2,6,10,15,19,25,29,33,38,43-decaoxadecacyclo[22.21.0.0³,²⁰.0⁵,¹⁸.0⁷,¹⁶.0⁹,¹⁴.0²⁶,⁴⁴.0²⁸,⁴².0³⁰,³⁹.0³²,³⁷]pentatetracont-21-en-34-yl]-9,13-dihydroxy-3,7,14,19,30-pentamethyl-2,6,11,15,20,24,29-heptaoxaheptacyclo[17.12.0.0³,¹⁶.0⁵,¹⁴.0⁷,¹².0²¹,³⁰.0²³,²⁸]hentriacontan-10-yl]-3,4,7-trihydroxy-octahydropyrano[3,2-b]pyran-2-yl]-1,3-dihydroxybutyl]-3,4,7-trihydroxy-octahydropyrano[3,2-b]pyran-2-yl]-2-[(2S,3R)-2,3-dihydroxy-3-[(1S,3R,5S,6S,7R,8S,10R,11R,13S,15R,17S,19R,21R,22S,24S,25S,26R)-6,7,11,21,25-pentahydroxy-13,17-dimethyl-8-[(2R,3R,4R,7S,8R,9R,11R,13E)-3,8,11,15-tetrahydroxy-4,9,13-trimethyl-12-methylidene-7-(sulfonatooxy)pentadec-13-en-2-yl]-4,9,14,18,23,27-hexaoxahexacyclo[13.12.0.0³,¹³.0⁵,¹⁰.0¹⁷,²⁶.0¹⁹,²⁴]heptacosan-22-yl]propyl]-4,8,9,12-tetrahydroxy-hexadecahydro-2H-1,5,7,11,13-pentaoxapentacen-3-yl sulfate
      upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Maitotoxin_2D_structure.svg/822px-Maitotoxin_2D_structure.svg.png

    • @jxnisnotfunny
      @jxnisnotfunny 6 років тому +3

      Douglas Neufeld *_e c s t a c y_*

  • @NateTVOfficial
    @NateTVOfficial 6 років тому +2751

    A nice, well-thought-out description.

  • @corebroth8793
    @corebroth8793 5 років тому +34

    That poor dog looks so upset that he boot too big for he gotdamn feet

  • @scoobydoo6773
    @scoobydoo6773 6 років тому +237

    Roses are red, bow down to your master
    *Runs in fear*
    "No please.... s...s.. spare us"
    The children are fast.....
    "PLEASE, NO!"
    B U T B I G B I R D I S F A S T E R

    • @lucabarrett2
      @lucabarrett2 6 років тому +3

      Hey that doesn't rhyme :(

    • @woodpencil441
      @woodpencil441 6 років тому

      Snipe LDOH didn't rhyme, disliked

    • @rubberduck1220
      @rubberduck1220 6 років тому

      Snipe LDOH This comment is like a leaky fart. It’s like the person who wrote it read the original post, digested it and then shit happened and some of it spilled out here.

    • @Clit_Yeastwood
      @Clit_Yeastwood 6 років тому

      “I don’t think you know, how fast I really am” ~ Fucking Keemstar = Big Bird confirmed

    • @rubberduck1220
      @rubberduck1220 6 років тому

      The main cause of warps in all of reality I know! I tried to give this guy the thumb down, but it doesn’t show and now I’m sad.

  • @hakuyowane4505
    @hakuyowane4505 6 років тому +1774

    Think there's a typo in the desc. You misspelled "Sorrow."

  • @mariataylor2697
    @mariataylor2697 6 років тому +44

    “I’ve wet my bed overlord”
    “I’ve never wanted to die But now I do”

  • @mataschmata
    @mataschmata 6 років тому +39

    fun fact that dog pic is not the origin of the sentence "he boot too big for he gotdamn feet" it's actually a picture of a rooster with actual boots on.

    • @ryanoat
      @ryanoat 6 років тому

      interesting

  • @sacredyveltal4688
    @sacredyveltal4688 6 років тому +137

    *3,4-METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE*

  • @RTF8RH
    @RTF8RH 3 роки тому +37

    Roses are red,
    sparrows are birds,
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia is ironically the fear of long words

    • @SUPEREGOKARMA
      @SUPEREGOKARMA 2 роки тому +2

      How do you even BEGIN to pronounce that?!?

    • @Noodyourbiz
      @Noodyourbiz 2 роки тому +2

      Mary Poppins: *hears long word* *I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED*
      Bart And Bartholomew: NONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
      Mary Poppins: *big inhale*

  • @flyingpiggles1034
    @flyingpiggles1034 6 років тому +365

    How u gonna just skip over *BIONICLE*

  • @scoobydoo6773
    @scoobydoo6773 6 років тому +82

    Roses are red, sugar is sweet
    H E B O O T T O O B I G F O R H E G O T D A M N F E E T

    • @rubberduck1220
      @rubberduck1220 6 років тому

      Snipe LDOH Oh my, get diapers! Don’t spread it around like this.

  • @jeremyclarkson3527
    @jeremyclarkson3527 4 роки тому +9

    "roses are red,
    Giraffes live in the zoo"
    Yes David.
    I'm sure they do.

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 6 років тому +1024

    _Roses are red,_
    _A type of dog is called greyhound,_
    _Charlie should attempt,_
    _To read the entire TITIN compound._

    • @udbhavshrivastava
      @udbhavshrivastava 6 років тому +26

      Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 6 років тому

      Bruh

    • @justanedit001
      @justanedit001 6 років тому +6

      ruby rose Longer with his stutter at long words

    • @tamahawk175
      @tamahawk175 6 років тому +8

      Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    • @tamahawk175
      @tamahawk175 6 років тому +12

      it basically just means "you've inhaled a lot of very small particles that are tearing up your lungs when you breathe"

  • @tombstonejones9581
    @tombstonejones9581 6 років тому +94

    Roses are red
    Mario's rival is Bowser
    If you're feeling famished might I suggest you ingest trousers?

  • @AlexanderFaux
    @AlexanderFaux 6 років тому +8

    "roses are red, woe is me, I'm not in this photo and i think i should be"
    I've never related to a quote more

  • @TheUnslainDragon
    @TheUnslainDragon 6 років тому +89

    THE NUMBERS, CHARLY, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

    • @magicmintak
      @magicmintak 6 років тому +7

      *WHERE ARE THEY?*

    • @b0nkbonk
      @b0nkbonk 6 років тому +5

      The Unslain Dragon did i just read.... charly.. with my own two eyes

    • @b0nkbonk
      @b0nkbonk 6 років тому +2

      The Unslain Dragon it’s spelled charlie

    • @clawcakes
      @clawcakes 6 років тому +2

      what the fuck is a charly

    • @TheUnslainDragon
      @TheUnslainDragon 6 років тому +1

      Like I give a damn.

  • @virgilcarteca1088
    @virgilcarteca1088 6 років тому +1484

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    That's what we say
    But it just isn't true
    Roses are red
    And apples are too
    But violets are violet
    Violets aren't blue
    An orange is orange
    But Greenland ain't green
    A Pinky's not pink
    So what does it mean?
    To call something blue
    When it's not, we defile it
    But hey, what the heck
    It's hard to rhyme violet
    🌹💠🌹💠🌹💠🌹💠🌹

    • @timingegg7723
      @timingegg7723 6 років тому +31

      👍

    • @danknoodle657
      @danknoodle657 6 років тому +46

      Future poet m8

    • @SofterSocks
      @SofterSocks 6 років тому +42

      You know, today's gonna be a good day

    • @crownhimbo
      @crownhimbo 6 років тому +20

      Why is this not more popular

    • @spookyscarylamppost3431
      @spookyscarylamppost3431 6 років тому +54

      Fun fact:
      When the poem was made, Violets are said to be blue because the colour, violet, wasn't identified yet.

  • @audreydimmel6674
    @audreydimmel6674 3 роки тому +11

    "Hello Soothouse denizens."
    "Greetings Overlord."
    "I come presenting rhymes."
    *immediately likes the video*

  • @Lukemccarthy2011
    @Lukemccarthy2011 6 років тому +88

    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Wilbur is sad because
    Soothouse needs views
    **Drops Mic**

    • @Lukemccarthy2011
      @Lukemccarthy2011 6 років тому +1

      It's not supposed to be funny. Only to make certain people triggered because its true.

  • @promise8614
    @promise8614 6 років тому +178

    Roses are black.
    Violets are black.
    Everything is black.
    I can't see.

    • @promise8614
      @promise8614 6 років тому +1

      Roses are red
      Everything sucks
      In Soothouse, everyone talks about cocks.

    • @lunarequine7734
      @lunarequine7734 6 років тому

      Camilo Rosas it doesn’t rhyme.

    • @promise8614
      @promise8614 6 років тому +5

      княуѕαlιѕ i know.

    • @villehaak7889
      @villehaak7889 6 років тому

      Camilo Rosas
      How do you know what blind people see?

    • @reybutsquishy
      @reybutsquishy 6 років тому +2

      княуѕαlιѕ whoosh

  • @revalanims5017
    @revalanims5017 5 років тому +55

    3:25
    Nobody:
    Actually nobody:
    Subtitles: *_the red grass is green_*

  • @PaulPriebeMusic
    @PaulPriebeMusic 6 років тому +161

    I’d pay to be in one of the discord calls

    • @lordoxyn5099
      @lordoxyn5099 6 років тому

      Lucky Luis they should legitimately make that a business $20 an hour in the discord

  • @carpetsmell2523
    @carpetsmell2523 6 років тому +22

    Watchmojo:
    top 10 Anime betrayals
    Soothouse: Roses are red, I come from Dover.. what are you doing soothouse the videos over.

  • @foxtrotgaming4684
    @foxtrotgaming4684 6 років тому +96

    Roses are red,
    Some boats are called barges,
    Man in elmo suit arrested for pedophilia charges

  • @sinistrodellamorte
    @sinistrodellamorte 6 років тому +16

    Roses are red
    Officers scream "Freeze!"
    How to prevent hemorrhoids everytime i sneeze

  • @PotatoBullets115
    @PotatoBullets115 6 років тому +111

    *THE NUMBERS, CHARLIE*

  • @tp4bunghole108
    @tp4bunghole108 Рік тому +4

    This video is sort of time capsule for that specific brand of reddit humour that doesn’t really exist anymore

  • @alexwhipday3945
    @alexwhipday3945 6 років тому +23

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    20 million died of the Spanish Flu

  • @lokilord3169
    @lokilord3169 6 років тому +25

    Roses are red,
    I've got a fact for you,
    Violets are purple,
    Not fucking blue!

  • @AshKetchum442
    @AshKetchum442 Рік тому +4

    i think of “my man’s got his jordan’s on” every time i see someone with jordans

  • @WsgMark
    @WsgMark 6 років тому +45

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Eat pant
    And my shoe

  • @colinwrye
    @colinwrye 6 років тому +126

    Roses are red,
    Grass is green,
    3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

  • @leahflops9425
    @leahflops9425 5 років тому +1

    Roses are red, the milks gone sour,
    Having killed the tooth fairy with a badminton racket, Elmo inherites her treasure and goes mad with power

  • @cosmo8192
    @cosmo8192 6 років тому +63

    Charlie is being bullied

    • @user-qq4tj8gm8b
      @user-qq4tj8gm8b 6 років тому +6

      he’s always being bullied.

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 6 років тому +5

      Roses are red,
      This poem has been sullied,
      Since when is Charlie not being bullied?

  • @erinlol4066
    @erinlol4066 6 років тому +67

    3:16. ur welcome

  • @scratchboi28
    @scratchboi28 3 роки тому +6

    Roses are red,
    My Wii remote is white,
    Please send help,
    I've hit my friend with it twice.

  • @Zakro116
    @Zakro116 6 років тому +54

    poor charlie isn’t used to the scientific names of drugs, he’s too pure

  • @IsaArts2930
    @IsaArts2930 6 років тому +17

    2:48 You had no idea how hard I was cracking up at this part

  • @FruitKocktail
    @FruitKocktail 4 роки тому +17

    That is the most depressing John Cena song ever

  • @Aethyx
    @Aethyx 6 років тому +163

    It's pronounced "methylenedioxymethamphetamine"

    • @GaryIV
      @GaryIV 6 років тому +26

      I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "methylenedioxymethamphetamine"

    • @Aethyx
      @Aethyx 6 років тому +13

      Gary P. Oh my bad fam

    • @antton9623
      @antton9623 6 років тому +4

      Or just MDMA

    • @xenny5358
      @xenny5358 6 років тому

      Thank you

    • @Lunayvamp
      @Lunayvamp 6 років тому +3

      Aethyx IS THIS REALLY A FUCKING WORD

  • @juiciebox
    @juiciebox 6 років тому +37

    CHARLIE IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST I'M SORRY

  • @junipest9291
    @junipest9291 3 роки тому +12

    Roses are red
    Trees produce wood
    Just killed a women
    Feelin' good

  • @lisafischer5040
    @lisafischer5040 6 років тому +110

    A quality video + Ebay's phone number
    *_C O N T E N T_*

  • @lymph_
    @lymph_ 6 років тому +19

    6:04 holy shit 10/10 singing right there gg david

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 6 років тому +40

    ""ROSES ARE RED
    GRASS IS GREEN
    THAT'S THE LARGEST WORD
    CHARLIE'S EVER SEEN"
    But definitely not the largest thing. 😉

  • @direwolf8257
    @direwolf8257 6 років тому +66

    Ra Ra Rasputin
    He is a edgy emo teen
    It was a shame how he carried on
    Ra Ra rasputin
    He just fell and hurt his spleen

  • @craigfarley9926
    @craigfarley9926 6 років тому +9

    2:52
    You can’t see me
    My time is now...
    if you don’t obey me
    I’ll show you how
    RKO out of no where

  • @gremlinwc8996
    @gremlinwc8996 4 роки тому +46

    Roses are red
    I'm part of society
    Right at this moment
    I'm filled with anxiety

  • @lenny1134
    @lenny1134 6 років тому +66

    Roses are red, grass is green
    At 3AM i vaseleen my ween

    • @interestingboyo790
      @interestingboyo790 5 років тому +1

      *Methylenedioxymethamphetamine: The Rap*
      Roses are red, grass is green,
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Whatchu talking 'bout, man, I don't know what you mean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Wanna see the largest thing the world has ever seen?
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Just take a look at my gigantic peen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Spleen, spleen, spleen spleen spleen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Said spleen five times, Constantine.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I snorted crack when I was a teen.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      I like women like a broom likes to lean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      Mom always said to keep my room clean.
      Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
      You know, not so sure if I'm super keen on
      methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 5 років тому

      I'd really love to be on Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu right now, the scenery is great there

  • @jadenbates
    @jadenbates 6 років тому +26

    Roses are red
    He has the flab
    He is the globglogabgalab

  • @Asocial-Canine
    @Asocial-Canine 5 років тому +1

    The 1845 was actually the year, indicating that this is actually a colourised photo of the Irish Potato Famine, and the evidence that the massive loss of life was not due to illness or starvation, but what was locally known as "An Éan Mór"

  • @marjorievaughn5125
    @marjorievaughn5125 6 років тому +4

    Roses are red,
    People are mean,
    Charlie can't pronounce methylenedioxymethamphedemin

  • @lazartrajkovic7972
    @lazartrajkovic7972 6 років тому +36

    Roses are red
    Grass is greaner
    When i think of you
    I play with my weaner

  • @Topikkaperna
    @Topikkaperna 3 роки тому +2

    charlie never wants to spell finnish word "lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas".

  • @harp2214
    @harp2214 6 років тому +4

    I’m sitting here, at 2:57 A.M. eating ice and watching SootHouse. Best day ever.

  • @jasperfr
    @jasperfr 6 років тому +810

    Roses are red,
    Open the door,
    ..
    ..I don't know what to put here
    Roses are red,
    this poem is a mess,
    Maybe you should

    • @ironmilutin
      @ironmilutin 6 років тому +44

      I see what you were trying to do, doesn't really translate on non-english youtube

    • @tazthetimepatroller2651
      @tazthetimepatroller2651 6 років тому +10

      Finish the test?

    • @uneehq
      @uneehq 6 років тому +5

      _clapp_

    • @GESTOPTKANAALDJARO
      @GESTOPTKANAALDJARO 6 років тому +21

      Roses are red,
      Open the door,
      ..
      ..I don't know what to put here
      Meer weergeven
      Roses are red,
      this poem is a mess,
      Maybe you should
      Minder weergeven
      It doesn't work for people who's UA-cam is in a different language

    • @maximalgamingnl9954
      @maximalgamingnl9954 6 років тому +2

      Haha its funny because you don't expect the twist

  • @bnw5435
    @bnw5435 3 роки тому +2

    Drugs are bad,
    So don't do meth.
    Iggle Piggle is actually a sailor lost at sea, freezing to death.

  • @yeetmcgeet9787
    @yeetmcgeet9787 6 років тому +7

    5:41
    "Sometimes he barks"
    Maybe it's because of the branch

  • @direwolf8257
    @direwolf8257 6 років тому +86

    Hippity Hoppity
    *RUSSIA CLAIM PROPERTY*

  • @hippityhoppityidontownanyp1690
    @hippityhoppityidontownanyp1690 5 років тому +5

    Roses are red, I drink amphetamine...
    "Yoda Dies After Overdosing On Ketamine"

  • @skye_meeren
    @skye_meeren 6 років тому +27

    charlie is the cutest thing im CRYING

  • @frandatown
    @frandatown 6 років тому +50

    Roses are red
    There is a diagnosis
    Called pneumonoultamicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

  • @Glenn_Quaggs
    @Glenn_Quaggs 2 роки тому +4

    Roses are red ,Birds can fly, I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

  • @shannons.7466
    @shannons.7466 6 років тому +43

    (AS THE SUBTITLE TEXT I KNOW ALL)

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 6 років тому

      Alright there, "Kirby"

    • @Crabbbage
      @Crabbbage 5 років тому

      @@Hanhan-fi1dr yeah whoever did these subtitles can fuck right off. sub the video, don't try to be a comedian.

    • @selkiefxs5000
      @selkiefxs5000 5 років тому +4

      @@Crabbbage chill, its will who subs them
      take a joke