I'm really sad this subreddit wasn't pictures of really shitty family vacations that most certainly were not disney vacations. If someone makes that I'll be happy. This is still a great video
I used to read ones like "how to make a mermaid journal" because i wanted my friends to think i was a mermaid and now when I look at them I can't stop laughing.
I used to read ones on "How to Be like Zim from Invader Zim" XD Tbh they were funny yet still very informative if u wanna act like an Irken- Good for cosplay, not normal life ^^'
Chitose Sakura [Sakura Studios Headquarters] this comment is right underneath the one where someone says they’re bisexual and I’m really appreciating that
I actually looked up the "How to Get over your fear of Slenderman" Wikihow page and it gets even better. There's another panel that is simply "Use him as a Tardis" and it's a picture of a Slendertardis. Omg that made my day.
Do not watch Sorrow TV featuring Soothouse while: 1. Eating (you will nearly choke) 2. Drinking (liquids will come out your nostrils) 3. In a quiet place (You WILL laugh...HARD)
As an autistic girl I can confirm that one does not have to be autistic to share such an interest with another person therefore deeming the two destined to be together.
as an autistic man, i can confirm that the only thing that can make me climax during sex with my minecraft gf is if we both moan "markus persson is love, markus persson is life" in unison
As an autistic/aperger/adhd guy, I can confirm autism, aspergers, adhd, etc aren't flaws, and you're every bit as capable and deserving of love as everyone else.
Do you ever wonder who's drawing all these images?? Like, are they doing this on their own accord?? Did they know what they're doing is shitty and they just need that coin?? Are they being held hostage?? Do they need help??
As one of Jehovah's Witnesses, I can confirm that if you think about an explosion in the comfort of your own home, a barrier only visible to us is put around your house so we can't get in. Hope this helps
12:07 Ladies, if you’re not feeling satisfied during sex, don’t fake it just because you don’t want to hurt his feelings, tell him, let him know how he can make the experience better, because if he really has feelings for you, he’ll want to help you feel good, not just make himself feel good.
14104 x1 that’s just how I feel a relationship should be, mutually beneficial, if I were to truly love a girl enough and be comfortable enough to do that with, I’m going to do my damndest to make her feel as good as possible, because I want her to know that she matters to me.
Yeah, my cousin watched that show and listening to the audio out of context is pretty hilarious. There were multiple occasions where I could have sworn they were talking about a dildo.
Actually, that "Lilac Peanut" is lilac maple syrup. You need to inject lilac maple syrup for dogs, green maple syrup for cats, and if you have a goldfish you must make him learn to live and swim in syrup.
1:01 “How to become god” Step 1: sneeze as seen in picture Step 2: someone nearby will say “God bless you” Step 3: look them straight in the eyes and say “no. mE bless ME”
"Ecce crucis signum, fugiant phantasmata cuncta." Roughly translates to: "Behold, the sign of the cross, they should flee the images of all the things."
Honestly, this was the biggest sign that all of SorrowTV's voices are real, he did an insanely deep voice while on a voice call, proving to me that he doesn't speed up or slow down his speech to achieve different pitches
3:55, to be fair, the first thing I thought about when I saw the "foot jelly" picture was the Bible story of the woman who poured the very expensive perfume onto Jesus' feet and wiped it with her hair, with the pharisees throwing a fit that she was an unclean sinner. Perhaps this story happens at a very specific time before the historical Good Friday.
8:45 i don't know the context of this image, but for everyone with autism randomly starting to talk about Minecraft to a girl is not a good idea. (i have autism myself)
![r/firstworldproblems - The Mercury News Crime Blotter [feat. Soothouse]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RWw0R1ZNsUQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![r/firstworldproblems - The Mercury News Crime Blotter [feat. Soothouse]](/img/tr.png)
I love how when he said "how to get an 11-year-old girl to like you" everyone's laughter immediately died out
Wickermind except for the singular wheeze, which is a mood
WHO SAID DET?!
It's so creepy
Alabaman gateway drug
And then one of them quietly saying: "I'm not a pedophile."
“Is it just me or are wikihow’s drawings getting better?” *N O P E*
The community is weird, it's almost completely volunteer run. I used to volunteer for editing and stuff like that.
Joseph S knows
Koalagamer knows Joseph S knows.
Tiny knows Koalagamer knows Joseph S knows
it was an illusion
I'm really sad this subreddit wasn't pictures of really shitty family vacations that most certainly were not disney vacations. If someone makes that I'll be happy. This is still a great video
"Legit not Disney vacation"
I'm bisexual
@@averagecartoonfan6348 Okay. 😊
I can't sleep. 😯
@@Floedekage I'm bisexual
@@magiconic Pure gayness over here.
when you hit her from behind and she turns around and says uuunnhh
*NYORK*
ooh
hot
i weel make thees theeng beegger
unha unha
I died 😂
I used to genuinely take advice from the wikihows that were like “how to be the vampire kid at school”... read it, extremely entertaining I promise.
SAME
I used to read ones like "how to make a mermaid journal" because i wanted my friends to think i was a mermaid and now when I look at them I can't stop laughing.
Cool name :)
I used to read ones on "How to Be like Zim from Invader Zim" XD
Tbh they were funny yet still very informative if u wanna act like an Irken-
Good for cosplay, not normal life ^^'
Yeah articles like those were great. I would spend hours reading them. I was a nerd.
Bodacious video, Sad television
Eat pant. Now give me likes. Only like can sustain me.
Please never stop doing collabs
Indeed, Dirty Home.
Sad children
Yeet
I hope that “pleasing the sack” becomes another SootHouse inside joke
*E A T P A N T*
*P L E A S E S A C K*
Y I M Y U M
You have 666 likes, I can't like your comment :(
666 like so i didnt like more
*STRANGLE THE SACK*
"how to hear god"
*incomprehensible Donald Duck noises*
To be fair my three emotions are pretty much angry, neck hurt, and hoodie
What emotion are you in right now? I’m betting hoodie
And horni
And crye
@@nethascotx24 I’m neck hurt
@@louis8487 you must have a fun life spamming that to multiple threads
how to please the *_S A C C_*
"Bisexuals dont have middle finger nails"
Things Soothouse has taught me
I can confirm
shit i guess I'm not bi
Fuck. Now they know how to identify us.
Getting manicures is awkward for us
I had to check.
Me: *Sees picture of dog with x over it*
*thinks back to other soothouse video*
Me: I T I S F O R R B I D E N T O D O G
Don't tell them what dogging means#
My first thought was "How to not cross the Canadian Border"
It is forbidden to d o g
Dogging is forbidden
I never watched ATHF. I only know that joke through watching RebelTaxi.
How NOT to please the sack.
_"Is it me or is wikiHow's drawings getting better?"_
>Shows next image
_"I SPOKE TOO SOON."_
8:46 I'm autistic, and I can confidently say that the Bo Burnham joke would have been way more accurate.
Me too! I have Asperger's syndrome 😳
also autistic, married. all i really did to get a date was just be brutally honest. it was kinda a fluke tho.
Same
wikihow?
um, yeah, I think we might need a wikiWHY.
WikiWHAT
wikiWHO’S DAT
Thank you
wikiWHEN
They always ask wikihow, never wikiwhy...
Hi Bisexual, I’m Dad
Chitose Sakura [Sakura Studios Headquarters] this comment is right underneath the one where someone says they’re bisexual and I’m really appreciating that
Hi dad
Hi Dad, I'm Dad
Thanks Sakura, Really cool
I love you XD
3:18 I'm Canadian and I confirm this is how you cross the border.
i'm also canadian and i can confirm as well
@Asher ward It's a lilac peanut. Get it right 🙄
@Leonard M teach your dog biochemistry
he will sedate the guards, you slip through
*I'll sedate the guards. You slip through.*
*_b o r k_*
Index 154 Who’s footprints are these?
@@Vincent_A. whose pawprints are these?
Huh?
What was that noise?
!
I'm bisexual and my finger nail has been slowly disappearing. Any day now
to speed it up, you just have to pull it off slowly. now you'll be waving those flags in no time
im female no
@@barretkimbley3019 yes.
God me too
Some say her fingernail is still disappearing to this day.
"How to not be creepy"
Step 1: Don't make weird expressions.
Wikihow image: *FAILED STEP 1*
Is SorrowTV an honorary member of Soothouse now?
no, he only colabs with soothouse to E A T P A N T
I actually looked up the "How to Get over your fear of Slenderman" Wikihow page and it gets even better. There's another panel that is simply "Use him as a Tardis" and it's a picture of a Slendertardis. Omg that made my day.
That sounds like the most 2013 thing ever
The sequel we've all wanted but didnt deserve.
For those who dont know the first part is on Soothouse's channel
More like the prequel no one FUCKIN WANTED YOU PEACH
"How to be a Christian Emo"
Me in highschool
I read that as Christian Elmo
@@hanezutchins2786 same
Me in middle school
Me in elementary school 😔
6:37 How too mmmmmmblock out the haters
Old but solid
YOU. YOU KNOW.
I was like wtf why didn't they say that 😂 😂
I thought of that lol
I love you XD
This made me nyork so hard
ah, sorrow tv 2
Marshal Does Stuff too many tennis balls
Uuuuuunnnnnn
I just noticed lonely is a man without love is playing in the background, I love that song
Marshal-kun notice me or I will make a highlight of q and a 1
Feat. SootHouse
*_I N S T A N T N U T_*
4:54 that writing is Latin and it says
“Behold, the sign of the cross, they should flee the images of all the things.”
A biblical meme. “Flee ALL the images of things!”
bruh i accidentally clicked your account... why do you have a playlist titled ‘yaoi’ with 34 videos in it?
@@Weird_Dog_ And why the fuck do they have gacha videos?
Do not watch Sorrow TV featuring Soothouse while:
1. Eating (you will nearly choke)
2. Drinking (liquids will come out your nostrils)
3. In a quiet place (You WILL laugh...HARD)
I love you
and make sure your chair has a seat-belt to stop you falling off it from laughing.
4. Playing an woodwind instrument
When ur doing all three things at once (eating a soup downstairs at midnight)
Can confirm. Ate dinner while watching, nearly choked on my spaghetti. No regrets though.
"How to pretend you like cats to impress Bojack Horseman."
5:57
A romance movie but the protagonists base their lives off of WikiHow
as an autistic person i can confirm that saying Minecraft at the same time as a girl means you’re meant to be
As an autistic girl I can confirm that one does not have to be autistic to share such an interest with another person therefore deeming the two destined to be together.
Are you like 14
(is this a joke?)
Yes, people, believe it or not this is a Joke, it's supposed to make you laugh, not take it seriously (I hope)
as an autistic man, i can confirm that the only thing that can make me climax during sex with my minecraft gf is if we both moan "markus persson is love, markus persson is life" in unison
As an autistic/aperger/adhd guy, I can confirm autism, aspergers, adhd, etc aren't flaws, and you're every bit as capable and deserving of love as everyone else.
is he, you know, missing a middle fingernail?
gnome child Is he.... you know.... a marshmallow matey??
@@bonnie2414 😂😂😂
He uses that finger so often it wore away
Time stamp?
Do you ever wonder who's drawing all these images?? Like, are they doing this on their own accord?? Did they know what they're doing is shitty and they just need that coin?? Are they being held hostage?? Do they need help??
3rd question: yes
Also, many are traced over stock photos
@@gairisiuil no wonder all of them look god awful shading and artstyle wise, but have solid composition on them.
my middle finger does NOT have a nail
Omg same
U bi lol xddddd
Nick Crumpet bruh I’m bi as hecc.
I have no idea how or why, but I consistently kept reading nail as snail and I was so fucking confused
Also same hehe
As one of Jehovah's Witnesses, I can confirm that if you think about an explosion in the comfort of your own home, a barrier only visible to us is put around your house so we can't get in. Hope this helps
How to Erase Yourself from Existence
Dab
Dabbed and it didn't work
Obtain the Infinity Stones
Avenrave hate to break it to you, but this isn't google
@@asrieldreemurr9968 r/whoooosh
This pleases my sack.
Wrong site pal.
Does it please as much as eating pant?
How to get over your fear of Slenderman;
Be a 13 year old girl and be in love with every creepypasta to ever exist
My favorite type of cringe people
Oh god, this brought up some war flashbacks
I’m this and only eleven.
Devil Mod This was actually me when I was 13 though. I was in love with Ticci Toby and Bloody Painter. It was funny af lol
Write slender man slashfic with SCP-106.
Ever notice how these pictures look like stock photos drawn over
Omg yeah they do 🤯
I think that’s what they actually are. Wikihow hires freelance artists
Top 10 Anime Crossovers Part 10
That's getting old.
Dank Matter I’m so early
Top 10 Cringiest Anime Moments
N i c e
This guy uses like bots.
2:50 “How to frame your dog for your sister's death“
12:07 Ladies, if you’re not feeling satisfied during sex, don’t fake it just because you don’t want to hurt his feelings, tell him, let him know how he can make the experience better, because if he really has feelings for you, he’ll want to help you feel good, not just make himself feel good.
This is wholesome
14104 x1 that’s just how I feel a relationship should be, mutually beneficial, if I were to truly love a girl enough and be comfortable enough to do that with, I’m going to do my damndest to make her feel as good as possible, because I want her to know that she matters to me.
Or you know you can just go *"UNNNNNNNNNN"* and he'll know what's up
No one ever said that was happening in that picture...
ThePeachofPower well, the image reminded me of the issue I spoke of in my comment
"Is it just me or is wiki how's images getting better?"
*next image*
"OH S**T NO GO BACK"
10:42 "Is it me, or is WikiHow's drawings getting better?"
"I SPOKE TOO SOON."
I wonder what happens if someone follows all these wikihows.
Will they end up as supreme leader of the world or as an ant?
I'm assuming they end up on some sort of watchlist
They would be as smart as Trump.
Beary Boy yes
They would surpass all humans and become a god amoung men
Beary Boy they would become both
3:19 As a Canadian, I can confirm that this method works.
True, you first drug your dog
As a fellow Canadian, I can agree as a witness
I think all us Canadians can confirm this
Joon’s Right dimple if you’re already Canadian then you’ve never had to cross the border
good thing I got a dog.... now i can go to the dentist
2:45
Me: how to be a furry
Answer: How to cosplay as a dog
Me: Same thing really.
gunmunz a brony is making fun of a brony? both are losers bro
Shut up furry
a furry is just an animal cosplayer
Almost............. I mean I'm not a furry so HOW WOULD I KNOW!
@@EggsBenedict1 nah
12:05
I jokingly said "how to moan" figuring it wouldn't be legit.
It killed me.
8:46 as an autistic I can confirm this is how we get girlfriends
Do we get girlfriends, no one told me
@@Arcin00 go talk to a neeeeerd xD
As autistic I can confirm. Telling the ladies about the super cool 5x5 dirt house I built gets them in bed pretty much instantly 😎
14:35 boi that's his mystery mouskatool
Yeah, my cousin watched that show and listening to the audio out of context is pretty hilarious. There were multiple occasions where I could have sworn they were talking about a dildo.
It’s the Mickey Mouse clubhouse
It's a surprise that will help us later...
@@PuppeteerGaming
*Surprise tool
My sisters kindle on a mickey mouse episode just said *YOU’RE ABOUT TO SQUISHED*
15:36 How to moan pt.2: Getting the neighbors to hear you so they know what's up.
How to moan pt 2: the neighbors awaken
_uuunhh_
how to moan pt 3: just fucking screech like a pterodactyl
Nyork
“How to uuunh” a tutorial by Sorrow TV
Knowing old timey gay slang “missing the middle finger” sounds like an actual slang for being bisexual
The way I will "casually tell my loved ones I"m bisexual" is introducing my girlfriend to them.
how did it go
Please, we need an update
@@sayven oh lmaoo turns out she was straight. It just took her several months to actually tell me that.
This is so unhappy hey Cortana stop listening
*oRDERING CHICKEN WINGS FROM TARGET*
What?
@@shinjilovrrr lol
With SorrowTV being able to make all these voices I think he actually has no friends, he just talks all of them himself 🤔
If i understood your grammar I might not need to say this. This is a colab
@@patrickwhiting4831 /r/woooosh
@@patrickwhiting4831 *wooshy woosh woosh*
@@patrickwhiting4831 Have you watched any of sorrow's r/wooosh videos? You might be in the next one if someone decides to screenshot this.
Literally everyone who commented on this video r/wooosh
Your laughter has therapeutic effect on me
13:21 my instant thought was
WhY Do GoOd GiRLs LiKe BaD GuYs? I'vE HaD ThiS QuEsTiOn FoR A ReAL LoNg TiMe
“How to be like Starfire from Teen Titans” is a mood tho
Sorrow plus Soothouse is a guaranteed to be good.
Sorrowhouse TV
SootTV
SorrowHouse
They said infinity war was an ambitious crossover...
Nice profile name, bro
the FBI agent who monitors your web history you to
*How to please the sack*
*SACC**
WikiHow: anything
Soothouse/Sorrow: *P L E A S E T H E S A C*
*how to please the sack*
Soothouse + sorrow tv? I, sacc, am now *pleased*
How to get past the Canadian Border:
Just ask them to let you through
(Maple syrup may be Needed)
I believe Mooses don't understand English. Maple syrup will be needed.
Canadian border patrol are FUCKING CUNTS. Just FYI.
@@ClownHoundII sorry mate they don't speak American
@@drankydrank1 i don't know man shit's always been hella easy everytime I been through
@@Th3Raz96
I must have misread this originally. I meant customs.
*I Just Noticed That You’re At 1Mil*
OOONNEEE MILLLLLLL
I thought he was at 45k lol
Last time i checked he had like 80k howthefuck
Wait wut
Same dude
13:33
Something was so familiar about those images. When I was 12, I read that article every day so people would believe I was a werewolf.
First, you need to contract Herpesviridae lyco. Then, you need to cope with feeling hoodie.
On all levels except physical
It's not easy, dealing with the neck pain and anger
Second degree burns can be caused by electricity and chemicals as well as heat.
Actually, that "Lilac Peanut" is lilac maple syrup. You need to inject lilac maple syrup for dogs, green maple syrup for cats, and if you have a goldfish you must make him learn to live and swim in syrup.
But how do I get rid of my fear of calamari?
By thinking of Slenderman.
Burn it
Take it all and watch it burn
13:29 is actually the evolution of Anakin Skywalker
I thought it was the emotions of Anakin Skywalker, anger, neck hurt and hoodie
I've never seen anything more accurate
I love you
Kendra Campbell lol
9:13 - How to admit to being bisexual when you're Bryan Dechart
(ngl he looks like bryan)
dyin' bryan
Oml I love that dude
I'm the bisexual sent by cyberlife
Omg this fandom is everywhere
@@sunflowermom8253 Yes it is
"How to flick-off a group of ants before sitting on them"
Ahh, 2 of my favorite channels. Love it when you guys collab!
ONE MILLLLLL
9:30 how to come out when you're the lead singer of panic at the disco
I'm not sorry
Yesss
At this point he IS Panic! At the disco. Lol
OH WELL IMAGINE as im pacing the pews in a church corridor
Samantha Port YASSSSS :3
@@xscarlettzx6327 I love you
“Nyork nyork nyork”
“Uuuuhnn”
1:01
“How to become god”
Step 1: sneeze as seen in picture
Step 2: someone nearby will say “God bless you”
Step 3: look them straight in the eyes and say “no. mE bless ME”
"Ecce crucis signum, fugiant phantasmata cuncta."
Roughly translates to:
"Behold, the sign of the cross, they should flee the images of all the things."
Flee ALL of the things!
4:55 I’m pretty sure that’s a shadow demon from D and D
D and D??
dungeons and dragons i think
It does looked ripped straight out of the Monster Manual, I thought the same thing
@@chrislees1965 WikiHow is known for tracing images so I wouldn't be surprised
Damn you telling me all I have to do is acknowledge Minecraft and then I'll get a girl. Thanks WikiHow.
It's a good thing I'm autistic then
SuperPenguin77664 sorry I didn't realise because I have autism
is this the crusty crab?
no, you're just autistic
Thank god you used the real teen Titans theme
*NYORK NYORK NYORK!*
Marvel: Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history.
Me: *this video*
Dph = dances per hour
Alex SW Dph= Dyphenhydramine. Gotta find a new acronym that one is taken.
Yeah will comment if i got something
Dph: Destruction per hour
Dhp=Dicks per hour
The most ambitious crossover event in UA-cam history
Honestly, this was the biggest sign that all of SorrowTV's voices are real, he did an insanely deep voice while on a voice call, proving to me that he doesn't speed up or slow down his speech to achieve different pitches
3:55, to be fair, the first thing I thought about when I saw the "foot jelly" picture was the Bible story of the woman who poured the very expensive perfume onto Jesus' feet and wiped it with her hair, with the pharisees throwing a fit that she was an unclean sinner. Perhaps this story happens at a very specific time before the historical Good Friday.
This makes me want to commit DEATHPACITO
this needs more likes
YES
This makes me want to commit- oh wait i have a lisp i cant just say deathpacito- blue bar
Lord Minion dead meme
Lord Minion how to make an iFunny comment!
6:51 should've been "How To Block Out The Haters"
1:44
Those nipples look like Sorrow’s mask eyes
Thought the same thing
The citizen's arrest one my guess was "How to become Batman"
15:17 how to circumcise someone without their consent
Aw yeah the gangs all together.
"How to go the next level with a shadow monster" 😭😭😂😂
8:45 i don't know the context of this image, but for everyone with autism randomly starting to talk about Minecraft to a girl is not a good idea. (i have autism myself)
but to be fair she is also saying it at the same time, so i guess they'll be alright lol
yo that teen titans theme intro has my childhood sENT
7:12 how to please the Mac
Missed opportunity
Finally, Soothouse has returned to us.