Imagine the fucking power move it would be if your like in front of you boss or with friends or even better at a meeting and your girlfriend calls you warlord
4:08 "But if mountain lionesses were intelligent creatures on our level, and had humanoid bodies... sweet mama, i would be in heaven" *_the furries want to know your location_*
Let's not gloss over the second post wherein a girl freaked out about her boyfriend doing drugs but also just _had_ to try it. _"In my defense, I thought it was cocaine"_
How to survive a mountain lion attack: Step 1: sexually harass mountain lion Step 2: expose yourself Step 3: get it up and charge Step 4: lion runs into woods Step 5: expect a court summons in the mail
@minecraft wow can't believe another foid is harassing me, JUST LIKE BAGEL MAN, for speaking the truth. First the mountain foid and now this. Just because I was nice smh. (Yes)
I would think any animal would go to the trouble of figuring out the court system if it meant that they wouldn't have to deal with any more humans charging them with erections
The funny thing is that cougars do represent femininity in some north american native cultures. Thats why cougar is common slang for a predatory older woman. Think it has more to do with the they'll kill you in the end factor than the being like sugar factor though.
@@corvusmonedula No no see he says he would only fuck a mountain lion if it had a humanoid body. That's a Furry. A Zoophile would just want to fuck the mountain lion for what it is. The OP is anthropomorphizing the mountain lion in his head and projecting human emotions into it. Zoophiles don't care about that, they just think having sex with an animal is hot.
To be fair on the "Serand the Warlord" story- back when my father made an Xbox Live account the name he wanted was already taken (Sarge), but he just kept pressing "A". Because of this he selected the first recommended alternative- "Boyish Integral", and I have/will never let him live it down. So actually I can see how that can happen.
so i was driving my car with my mountain lioness gf when some crazy dude rammed full speed in to my car, we where both fine, but the mushrooms in the dude's car tainted our cheese with mold, and she doesn't let me trow it away. after a visit to the doctor, he said she had hit her head and suffered brain damage, and that explains why she is calling me Serland the Warlord now
@@SkrugMan so i was driving my car with my mountain lioness gf when some crazy dude rammed full speed in to my car, we where both fine, but the mushrooms in the dude's car tainted our cheese with mold, and she doesn't let me trow it away. after a visit to the doctor, he said she had hit her head and suffered brain damage, and that explains why she is calling me Serland the Warlord now
8:14 THAT MAN IS SMART. When you see mold, there's far more than what you see, it spreads itself deep in the cheese/bread, so you're still risking your health if you eat it
@@jadecoolness101It's like cutting just the flower of a dandelion. The stem regrows and the roots are still there. You need to pull the whole thing out.
To the first guy I will admit that felines’ faces really are beautiful, and even sometimes captivatingly so, but like in the same way a beach sunset or a snow-covered mountain is beautiful, and _absolutely not_ in a sexual way.
So you're just felinoromantic, the (I presume) guy was felinosexual But seriously, I worry about his safety. Feline faces are less expressionable than humans'. We just project our emotions on them which often leads to misunderstandings. In his case it could be fatal
@@pjemrey6676 yes, i realize. But considering if i would have just said oblivion or heaven forbid, skyrim, i would have been corrected that it's the elder scrolls series or that there is more than one game featuring them. I thought i went the safe route 😹
Sometimes food in my fridge goes moldy (it's always stuff in containers) and for some reason I'll have to see it a few times before I work up the effort (or maybe stomach) to deal with it :/
Agreed. Cheese in my house never lasts that long. Although forsome reason we have to throw away, like, half our bread because of GODDAMN MOULD, even though it's most of what we eat. So you win some you lose some, I guess?
9th grade Biology student here. When mold grows on cheese, it isn't just the surface with the mold that has the mold on it. Mold has a type of root system, called mycelium, that spreads throughout the entire root system, and it is clear with a similar look and texture to cotton candy. If you just cut off the mold, the mycelium will stay, and you will still be eating mold. Hope I helped someone make a informed decision on this subject.
Calling Poe's Law on this: on the internet as a medium, any parody or deconstruction of a radical viewpoint, without a clear expression of intent, is indistinguishable from a legitimate article of that viewpoint.
@John Toas Communism is the perfect society if the whole world was run by it and those in charge weren't greedy sobs that actually care for the citizens
Yes it does? On Android it gives you some random name when you start game center or whatever. I'm literally called "wanted guardian *number*" it's random
@@trequor um no, PEOPLE aren’t allowed to “flirt” with CHILDREN when they’re a grown adult, regardless of them being famous or not, that’s called being a p3333 dophile
Bruh I try to not reply jokes to people with jojo profile pics but this is too much stimulation... just like how Mista felt when getting the golden succ...
@@user-ho7uc7bg5o Wasn't a response to you, was to the first comment in the thread. You get notifications for anything posted in a thread you comment on.
They are three years apart. How is that pedophilia? Your random US BS laws do not define what's actually a pedophile thing and not. You're hysteric and often don't make any sense. A 19 year old dating a 16/17 year old is not pedophilia. Like, at all. Stop throwing that word around it you don't know what pedophilia actually is. And no, I am no pedo defender but I use that word when it applies to the case, not when a 17 year old dates a 19/20 year old.
In terms of the cheese, you should definitely throw it away. mold isn't a surface level thing, just because it's only visible on one side doesn't mean that it hasn't spread throughout the inside
thewall1179 I’m not sure about the us, but in my country (even if the age of consent is 16) it’s still ‘illegal’ for an 18 yr old to be with someone under 18. I mean no1 really cares and it’s socially acceptable. It’s just that if something were to happen, the law would be on the 16 year olds side. Age of consent applies to 2 people under 18, but over 15.
"If mountain lions were on the same intelligence level as ours and if they were humanoid then... sweet mama I would be in heaven." May I introduce you to the Khajiit in Skyrim? ^^
8:17 actually it is dangerous to cut of the mouldy bit and eat the rest because the fungi is only VISIBLE in that corner doesnt mean that there is more mold then only on the corner. fungi like that grow like trees grow roots so you should throw it away entirely. just to be safe.
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“You ate it?”
“In my defense, I thought it was cocaine”
"So you ate it?"
@@rooksclown316 "Just a small lick"
Carson's voice for that bit, combined with the line itself, sounds like something straight out of Archer
@@johnstanley3939 What's Archer?
Cyanide Sunshine a Netflix series x
"My girlfriend won't stop calling me the Warlord"
That is the exact opposite of a problem
Lucky smh
"Say my name"
*The Warlord*
My Secret Account hell yeah
Imagine the fucking power move it would be if your like in front of you boss or with friends or even better at a meeting and your girlfriend calls you warlord
@@cassius1404 perfect for DND night
You missed the best bit of the mountain lion one where someone links him up a furry sub in the comments. He was amazed and overjoyed.
Lmao
Graknorke kinda wholesome ngl
A happy ending, I guess.
He discovered his true purpose
I guess wholesome? I dont even know what i call situations like these.
I wonder if that first poster realizes that male mountain lions don't have manes to distinguish them from the females.
Haha...That's gay
That's pretty gay
I'm pretty sure he meant gay as in, get this, literally gay
@Sahand Az I'm bi, actually.
Sahand Az lmao what bi people aren’t ’half straight’, they’re, you know, *bi*
Yeah ya know all those emotions mountain lions express with their faces
-Indifferent
-Pissed
-You are about to die
Still more emotions than Kristen Stewart.
Xehanort10 or Brie Larson
Just like real women, lmao.
I think I get it now
Chicken Wizard you'd be surprised
As a lion, I totally agree with the first guy
Oh god its big lion
oh fuck oh shit its big lion
Here come dat boi Big Lion
*holy shit*
he's so fucking powerful
The first guy brings a new meaning to the term "cougar"
*Badum Tiss!*
Lol
He should play charr in guild wars 2 lol
@@justastrider3252 you beat me too it bro.
Bruh
Humanoid bodies, same intelligence, mountain lion heads.... Sounds like a furry to me
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.
@@troyjardine5850 J'zargo wishes to go somewhere warmer.
furries dont have human intelligence though
@@troyjardine5850 Skyrim belongs to the Nords, but everything within Skyrim belongs to Khajiit.
@@splupto you don't have a heart though but you're still human.
I wasn't fully paying attention and thought the first guy was attracted to mountains so I was very confused for the first minute of it.
Bruh🤣🤣
Dude he was
Oh God I just found out that I’m typing with a Spanish keyboard
THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIVE
Call that rock hard
You know if he was attracted to mountains i would be okay with it.
4:08 "But if mountain lionesses were intelligent creatures on our level, and had humanoid bodies... sweet mama, i would be in heaven"
*_the furries want to know your location_*
Hey, thats pretty good
Whoops hewwoo UwU rawr xD
@@CutieSocks you have to OwO her and groom till she UwU's
But furry's don't meet that criteria, they usually aren't intelligent creatures
@@b4nd1t9 "but *if* they _were_ intelligent "
"...and so expressive"
*Mountain Lion continues licking its nuts or something*
Poster: *This is no problem*
and cock and balls and dick too
Lionesses bite lions balls when they're in mating seasons.
@@BasileosHerodou goddam thats hot
@@lukasd.4389 m
Dude that guy from the first one must have had a field day when they released the cats trailer
OHHHHHH god I just SHUDDERED so hard my headphones fell off!
Miles Beler wth
I don't think anyone had a field day seeing that monstrosity.
The only person who did
I'm sure he didn't like that they didn't have mountain lion faces though
“My husband does NOT do drugs!!!”
She acts so anti-drugs but eats the bag of mystery powder because it might be schneef
😂😂😂
Yeah it said something more about her than her husband lmao
4:17 has this man played Elder Scrolls? There is an entire race of exactly what he is looking for
😂 I’m dying
Bahahaha
Khajiit is innocent
And plenty of mods to "help"
I'd pay to see his face when he discovers the Khajiit, ha!
In the car accident guy's defense, shock can be one hell of a drug.
It was you wasn't it?
Being someone who had been in a car crash I find humor is the best medicine, of course the chronic back pain has not been cool but whatever
I've had similar experiences so I can relate
What kind of shock makes you play dead for an entire minute and then say gotcha?
@@Alex-cw3rz car crash shock
Let's not gloss over the second post wherein a girl freaked out about her boyfriend doing drugs but also just _had_ to try it.
_"In my defense, I thought it was cocaine"_
The worst one was the car crash one cuz that sounds like something I would do, feel bad for the guy
@@fisharson No, he made her think a drunk driver killed him. Rather than guilt she would have felt hatred.
@@barryallencoffee I feel bad for the girl. What he did was fucked up
How to survive a mountain lion attack:
Step 1: sexually harass mountain lion
Step 2: expose yourself
Step 3: get it up and charge
Step 4: lion runs into woods
Step 5: expect a court summons in the mail
You're going to Jungle Court, Son!
@@decoolfool4166 *mountain court
Blame the mountain foid for hating nice gois
@minecraft wow can't believe another foid is harassing me, JUST LIKE BAGEL MAN, for speaking the truth. First the mountain foid and now this. Just because I was nice smh. (Yes)
I would think any animal would go to the trouble of figuring out the court system if it meant that they wouldn't have to deal with any more humans charging them with erections
"the colour of brown sugar"
we should make a name for that colour
*brown*
Why couldn't they just say brown? Rofl
It’s called brown
Brown sugar is beige-looking tbh
I agree. Brown sugar fucking sucks.
"In my defense, I thought it was cocaine" that's one hell of a quote right there
The funny thing is that cougars do represent femininity in some north american native cultures. Thats why cougar is common slang for a predatory older woman.
Think it has more to do with the they'll kill you in the end factor than the being like sugar factor though.
As a woman, I can actually confirm that we do, in fact, have fangs
Bite me
We also are very allergic to sunlight
And we absolutely can't eat or get close to garlic
Never would’ve known, that’s something to look forward to
Where’s my fangs! I’ve been robbed
I want my fangs
First post is basically a dude finding out he was a furry all along.
Turns out, the real furries were the friends we made along the way
Hes past furry.
Not a furry but a zoophile
@@corvusmonedula true true, that would have been a better definition.
@@corvusmonedula No no see he says he would only fuck a mountain lion if it had a humanoid body. That's a Furry. A Zoophile would just want to fuck the mountain lion for what it is. The OP is anthropomorphizing the mountain lion in his head and projecting human emotions into it. Zoophiles don't care about that, they just think having sex with an animal is hot.
To be fair on the "Serand the Warlord" story- back when my father made an Xbox Live account the name he wanted was already taken (Sarge), but he just kept pressing "A". Because of this he selected the first recommended alternative- "Boyish Integral", and I have/will never let him live it down. So actually I can see how that can happen.
Im snagging that name for my next business email
My dad was Cramped Mango on our X-box.
Evilpopcorn My friends one used to be Beetle coin
The default name it stuck me with on Live was "Laden Wolf" with like six numbers after it, so I don't find any of this hard to believe
My sister got stuck with OpenDonut.
The fact that they did that whole thing without cracking a single cougar joke shows that British and American are two completely different languages
There are worse things to be called than 'the Warlord' tbf
Not much but ya
Like wanted thief or
Rouge
“The Dungeon Master” it’s worse if you’re dating them
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be attracted to Mountain Lions.
R34 naizingbeaaam
And survive
How to properly clean your metal gear
i mean, don't people with autism usually have high IQ's? so. you're not wrong
I liked for the profile, not the comment
As a woman. I struggle very day knowing I will never live up to Mountain Lion beauty standards. All I can hope for Snow Leopard if I get the surgery.
so i was driving my car with my mountain lioness gf when some crazy dude rammed full speed in to my car, we where both fine, but the mushrooms in the dude's car tainted our cheese with mold, and she doesn't let me trow it away. after a visit to the doctor, he said she had hit her head and suffered brain damage, and that explains why she is calling me Serland the Warlord now
Wait what?...
Actually, it’s Serand.
@@SkrugMan Me on Tuesdays
@@SkrugMan so i was driving my car with my mountain lioness gf when some crazy dude rammed full speed in to my car, we where both fine, but the mushrooms in the dude's car tainted our cheese with mold, and she doesn't let me trow it away. after a visit to the doctor, he said she had hit her head and suffered brain damage, and that explains why she is calling me Serland the Warlord now
lmao that "mold" was actually just talcum powder
Why am I watching this when I spend all day in my room without talking anyone
too busy playing with dominoes i think
How on earth do you not talk anyone
Ok taikamuna
Same, wanna be friends
Relatable
"If mountain lionesses...had humanoid bodies"
Furrys: Well! Do I have some things to show you! Come with me.
Phicyo Rose "...and were intelligent creatures"
Furries: Fuck... Move on then
Phirenor
Wow, you must be a *SUPER* nice guy IRL, calling people unintelligent based on what kind of human they draw and what they dress up as...
Tom Lake Charles Phirenor has a point
@@thejay8963 perish
isha boy
No
8:32 Memes absolutely ruined me. Every time I hear consume I just start laughing uncontrollably.
Eat Prilosec!
@@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082 exactly! XD
@@blurrycryptid THIS IS YOUR GOD
I think we have to worry more bout that dude “eating” the mountain lion, then them eating him
Worry? That sounds like a good time
3:46
Dress her in a mountain lion fursuit
Problem solved
I mean there are mursuits
RougenPlex
They’re gross as shit, but they do exist, so... yeah, more healthy than zoophilia.
RougenPlex what are mursuits? Edit: Nevermind
@@kingslayer3089 I've seen things I should not have. This will hunt me in my nightmares
I meaaaannn...
At first i thought, “what is this furry shit?” And then i saw carson and got the lotion
Need to slip into the Iron Maiden
@@frog6992 Aces high
Guys it’s scp 173! Get that nut
Snap me daddy!
I'll tell the foundation YOU breached
8:14 THAT MAN IS SMART. When you see mold, there's far more than what you see, it spreads itself deep in the cheese/bread, so you're still risking your health if you eat it
The mold you _can_ see is the part that produces spores, so there are probably more spores across the cheese. He is pretty smart.
@@ascendedcat260 Yeah, the mold you see is basically just the ""flowers"" but there are plenty of ""roots"" webbed through the food that is molded.
Depends on the cheese. If it's a hard cheese you can cut around the mold and eat the rest, but soft cheeses need to be thrown out wholesale.
Nobody tell him what cheese is made of.
@@jadecoolness101It's like cutting just the flower of a dandelion. The stem regrows and the roots are still there. You need to pull the whole thing out.
To the first guy I will admit that felines’ faces really are beautiful, and even sometimes captivatingly so, but like in the same way a beach sunset or a snow-covered mountain is beautiful, and _absolutely not_ in a sexual way.
sure
Ikr
So you're just felinoromantic, the (I presume) guy was felinosexual
But seriously, I worry about his safety. Feline faces are less expressionable than humans'. We just project our emotions on them which often leads to misunderstandings. In his case it could be fatal
@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 that just sounds like furry with extra steps
@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 felinoromantic, felinosexual-
Just say zoophile
I imagine the mountain lion guy would go into overload if he saw the khajhit in any of the elder scrolls games 😹😹
Who woudn't?
Tbh, Khajhit never really looked like cats until Oblivion. In Daggerfall, they just looked like ugly humans with tails.
@@pjemrey6676 yes, i realize. But considering if i would have just said oblivion or heaven forbid, skyrim, i would have been corrected that it's the elder scrolls series or that there is more than one game featuring them. I thought i went the safe route 😹
@@pjemrey6676 Different khajjit races, man, there are about 19 or more of them.
And they did look like felines in Morrowind too...
"I'm attracted to mountain lions"
_So... you're a furry?_
yeah thats what i was thinking lol
goddamnit I am too late
"but if mountain lionesses were intelligent creatures on our level, and had humanoid bodies..." so, you're literally a furry.
nope, ZOO
I'm sure, all the sodomites out there are happy to be off the hook right now.
Twice it has been proven that Carson should never give relationship advice
TRUE LULW
@Joshua Coulter Neither did she.
@@PatrickTouma LMAO
Oh god don’t remind me
True lmao
6:11
No! She’s mad at you?
*I can’t imagine why!*
He knew that she was mad at him, and why she was
He just wanted to know what to do to possibly fix it
@@zandgall1837 All she has to do is fake her death and they will be even.
@@thesatanicdemon1239 Ooh, very nice
The Satanic Demon I think he actually did go unconscious or unresponsive due to shock but still was conscious of what’s around him
"I wanna kiss a mountain lion" CallMeCarson 2019
Indeed dont we all
I mean don't we all have said the need to anyways
This Carson guy is quite funny! He should make a channel, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would get cancelled
He seems like the kind of person to not get in any inappropriate relationships with any underage fans!
this hurt to read
Oof I actually forgot he did that dang
:(
@@noone8333 is 17 and 19 not normal?? Romeo and Juliet laws settle it in most places, and 17 is mature enough to know right and wrong
I think the first guy may be a bit of a furry. Just a tad bit.
dumbling ivy more like a Yiffer
dumbling ivy furry =/= bestiality
BrainWave Productions yiff =/= bestiality
CrabMeat amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/yiff
r/quityourbullshit
CrabMeat Furry
Yeah, cheese has never lasted long enough to mold in my home. Being able to ignore it that long confuses me.
Cheese just doesn't taste that good
Sometimes food in my fridge goes moldy (it's always stuff in containers) and for some reason I'll have to see it a few times before I work up the effort (or maybe stomach) to deal with it :/
Agreed. Cheese in my house never lasts that long.
Although forsome reason we have to throw away, like, half our bread because of GODDAMN MOULD, even though it's most of what we eat. So you win some you lose some, I guess?
9th grade Biology student here. When mold grows on cheese, it isn't just the surface with the mold that has the mold on it. Mold has a type of root system, called mycelium, that spreads throughout the entire root system, and it is clear with a similar look and texture to cotton candy. If you just cut off the mold, the mycelium will stay, and you will still be eating mold.
Hope I helped someone make a informed decision on this subject.
Lmao calling yourself a 9th grade biology student to justify your point. Chill out professor
@@jim_2570 nu
@@billclearwater2783 oh ok sorry
@@jim_2570 good
*BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT*
They did surgery on a grape: unoriginal, dated unfunny
They did surgery in cheese: new, funny original
The first guy is just talking about his inner awakening after seeing big lion
Calling Poe's Law on this: on the internet as a medium, any parody or deconstruction of a radical viewpoint, without a clear expression of intent, is indistinguishable from a legitimate article of that viewpoint.
Almost all of the content on subs like these is just creative writing nowadays.
This is not Poe's law, this is tame, and utterly believable, or at least the first one is
my gf is a zoophile, and I believe it
@John Toas Communism is the perfect society if the whole world was run by it and those in charge weren't greedy sobs that actually care for the citizens
@@michaelfapgod4598 Hail, comrade!
Yes it does? On Android it gives you some random name when you start game center or whatever. I'm literally called "wanted guardian *number*" it's random
But you can change the name to whatever you like
Marvin the Wanted Gaurdian
They said apple game center. Not Android
Carson: “I’ve never had a girlfriend”
Well this aged well...
Edit: Well this aged well...
It aged like milk
Cursed Emoji not a real one......
@@helloagain7823 oh.... shit
Explain. I don't keep up with the personal lives of youtubers
@@diab0und oh there was a thing with Carson, Fitz and his girlfriend and cheating but its not for us to get into, its there lives
Mountain lions are cool, but I prefer MEIN PANZERKAMPFWAGEN V. AUSF. A PANTHER
mood
Yeah that's cool and all but...
Have you ever re-militarized the Rhineland?
Bryan Merrill uhhh, yes
*IN HOI4*
You're gonna summon Cthulu.
Mmm good choice
*I AM WOMAN*
POV: You're searching "Newest First" to see if anyone mentioned Carson
Carson probably wasn’t the best pick for relationship advice
Famous people arent allowed to flirt
yeah lol
@@trequor um no, PEOPLE aren’t allowed to “flirt” with CHILDREN when they’re a grown adult, regardless of them being famous or not, that’s called being a p3333 dophile
@@sEEE724 teenagers aren't children
@@trequorthey literally are.
that moment when you are trying to say that you're a furry without saying you're a furry
Carson: I have never had a girlfriend...
Well this year is gona be a rough one carson
Not even taking into account being 'cheated on'
turns out it didnt
i've been anticipating this crossover for a long time
*THE PROPHECY IS TRUE*
Oh snap, one of my favorite UA-camrs also likes a channel I do
Carson hasn't had a girlfriend but he has a cow-girl minecraft wife
*Chew*
No dignity!
Koichi really steals?! No dignity!
Bruh I try to not reply jokes to people with jojo profile pics but this is too much stimulation... just like how Mista felt when getting the golden succ...
Me: “My sense of humor is far superior and these jokes aren’t fu-“
“C O N S U M E”
Me: *wheeze*
Found the zoomer.
CallMeCarson joins with British CallMeCarson
Okay
And Australian version well
American Soothouse joins with Soothouse
Can we get a Russia ver 2?
Wake up people! Britain isn't real! Wyoming is a chunk error!
I can't believe that mountain lion bit was as long as it was oh my Stars
WELL THIS AGED WONDERFULLY DIDNT IT?
Mountain lions?
In my basement?
But how?
It's more likely than you think!
Oblivion reference? Oblivion reference.
I remember this quest, lol.
2:54 Human women don't have fangs, buts that's exactly what makes them all the more dangerous.
ive got relationship advice for carson: dont
Idk about mountain lions but if the guy is willing to settle for cougars we've got plenty around here.
So is it bad that I payed $30 to frame a poster of a mountain lion in my room directly over my bed?
Don't be a Shane Dawson
Sounds like cr1tikal.
If your sexually attracted to them, then yes. If not, then no.
Robo Cathat Like Kia Orsan
hey guys whos this carson guy i sure hope hes qualified to give relationship advice
Nope he ain’t
Well, I guess he'd know what _not_ to do...
#CallmeIncarcerated
Please stop accusing innocent people of pedophila...
@@experi-mentalproductions5358 bruh not even his closest friends are defending him. Why would you?
soothouse and callmecarson? my birthday present came a week early
Happy early birthday 🎂
I'm gonna wait a week, then come back
@@cornonthekobi You failed
Kàeda lmaooooo 😂
Soothouse and CallMeCarson?! This is the crossover I always wanted! So many groups I wanna see come together and be the Infinity War of UA-cam!
CallMeCarson is awfully perfect for this video
The first dude is a furry and doesn't even realize it.
He'll be so happy when he finds e621.net
@@Stinkus55 Hewwo OwO
@@Stinkus55 HeWWO UWU
Next thing he does is go to Bad dragon and get a mug, then show it off to all his friends who are clueless as to what it means.
Wow wait until this person finds out about Khajiits
Lion ain’t the only natural predator in this video
Thank you
That is my favourite comment ever
I just needed to thank you
This made me laugh so hard my cider came out my nose which now burns but fuck me was the laugh was worth it
WHAWHHAHAHAHHAAHJADLHSKJWNFEKJNA PLEASE
ok
Nooo
So glad for that first dude having found his fursona.
That is not something you should be happy about
username checks out
I mean, sure better than him committing zoophilia...
Egg
Well, I suppose it would be better for him to go out and fuck a lion, by your logic?
Egg agreed
“hey are you a boy or a girl?”
*”I AM WOMAN”*
After a minute or so I snapped out and “ah your finally awake”
"I want to kiss a mountain lion" ~Carson King, 2019
"do it pussy!"- me 2020
Now it's just minors :(
@@samwestaway7212 Excuse me, she was 17 when he was 19. It certainly wasn't legal, but it wasn't the _worst_ situation like it.
@@JoyOfCreativeService okay, it's a joke my man
@@JoyOfCreativeService No its legal
That is THE WORST MOMENT this video could get recommended to me, UA-cam. *sigh*
Still a funny video I’m watchin
I don’t care about if he’s a predator or not. As long as he’s making content I enjoy I’ll keep watching.
Waaah there's UA-cam drama surrounding someone in the video clearly it's now unwatchable :(((((
/s
@@user-ho7uc7bg5o Wasn't a response to you, was to the first comment in the thread. You get notifications for anything posted in a thread you comment on.
This whole time ive been watching Soothouse and barely found out its WilburSoot
Lol. The username one is pretty funny. My default username is ColonialWarchief.
I love Carson but...
WHERE IS CALLMEKEVIN
Feck
more like bore ragnarok
😍
3:11 ... Dangerous Words
The mountain lion guy was basically trying way too hard to hide the fact that he’s a furry.
23/F and 26/M been together 7 years 🤔...
Shoutouts to the FBI
Close age laws say that a minor can date someone who is older than 18 if they are at most 3 years apart in age.
@@garfield4154
Yes Officer, this man right here.
Heimskr, Prophet of Talos bitch I’m 14
They are three years apart. How is that pedophilia?
Your random US BS laws do not define what's actually a pedophile thing and not. You're hysteric and often don't make any sense.
A 19 year old dating a 16/17 year old is not pedophilia. Like, at all.
Stop throwing that word around it you don't know what pedophilia actually is.
And no, I am no pedo defender but I use that word when it applies to the case, not when a 17 year old dates a 19/20 year old.
In terms of the cheese, you should definitely throw it away. mold isn't a surface level thing, just because it's only visible on one side doesn't mean that it hasn't spread throughout the inside
Wait wait... they've been together for 7 years? So when they started dating he was 19 and she was 16.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM
I mean, that's legal depending on where they're from
Imagine being an American and letting the government decide who you can and can't date
@@sanserof7 imagine actually for real defending pedophilia right here
@@davidalthouse1768 You think a 19 year old dating a 16 year old is a pedophile? Get real
@@sanserof7 no what you said was imagine letting the government tell you who you date
I guess you could say that the first guy was really into
cougars
Girl: Do your sexy face!
Me: what, no.
Girl: PLEAAASE!
Me: aw okay fine 1:26
**TRANSFORMS**
Wait, that cheese one, if they’ve been together 7 years... meaning that she was 16 and her bf was 19...
*FBI OPEN UP*
Maybe they're British? Then it's fine.
Even in some U.S. States, age of consent is 16.
Hmmm.....
thewall1179 I’m not sure about the us, but in my country (even if the age of consent is 16) it’s still ‘illegal’ for an 18 yr old to be with someone under 18. I mean no1 really cares and it’s socially acceptable. It’s just that if something were to happen, the law would be on the 16 year olds side. Age of consent applies to 2 people under 18, but over 15.
In canada we have a near age law along with our consent law. So a 14 can date a bit more higher
“Never had a girlfriend” -callmecarson… that one kid tho
I like how an entire half of this vid is the mountain lion post.
In retrospect, seeing Carson on a relationship advice video kind hurts. . .
Hurts even more now...
Ahh
;-;
> r/Relationship_Advice
> Ft. CallMeCarson
this didn't age well
Yeahhhhhhh
I was just about to write something like this. Great minds think alike homie
Why
GippyHappy think
bigwhale3
"I've never had a girlfriend"
that hits diffrent now
"If mountain lions were on the same intelligence level as ours and if they were humanoid then... sweet mama I would be in heaven."
May I introduce you to the Khajiit in Skyrim? ^^
Is it just me who has a suspicion that Carson actually wrote that first one and is trying his hardest not to look guilty
Oh oh no yeah that would be a cherry on top
this comment didn't age well
This comment aged like fine wine
No. It's about mountain lions, not children.
8:17 actually it is dangerous to cut of the mouldy bit and eat the rest because the fungi is only VISIBLE in that corner doesnt mean that there is more mold then only on the corner. fungi like that grow like trees grow roots so you should throw it away entirely. just to be safe.
who cares YOLOOOOOOOOOO
Carson giving relationship advise aged like a fine milk
Well atleast he can give better advice now.
Rolled a one
OOF.XML
IT AGED EVEN MORE
It aged like the elephants foot in the chernobyl reactor