Markiplier Tries: KOREAN BEAUTY PRODUCTS

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @angel0sgarg0yle
    @angel0sgarg0yle 5 років тому +10274

    "My hands are so covered in BTS semen that I can't grab this." One thing I never thought I'd hear from Markiplier.

  • @jetstar1639
    @jetstar1639 4 роки тому +2695

    “It’s like snot...it’s like someone snee- It’s like someone did something other than sneezing into this......*gasp*BTS?!?”

    • @danivee8572
      @danivee8572 4 роки тому +62

      This was amazing. I don't even listen to K-pop, but it's so great

    • @brynnhumphries6070
      @brynnhumphries6070 3 роки тому +35

      This is so funny istg Mark is the embodiment of chaotic good

  • @absterps
    @absterps 6 років тому +7728

    "Koreans don't believe in scissors"
    Koreans: *Literally use scissors instead of knives to cut their meats*

    • @jameskim1945
      @jameskim1945 6 років тому +134

      That is a lie. I live in korea and most of the people use knife

    • @mmparty5967
      @mmparty5967 6 років тому +67

      Busted.....

    • @jameskim1945
      @jameskim1945 6 років тому +28

      @@mmparty5967 your right

    • @taesungkim7122
      @taesungkim7122 6 років тому +86

      @@mmparty5967 we cut 삼겹살 with scissors

    • @jameskim1945
      @jameskim1945 6 років тому +7

      @Eftalya Yaren Tan what cafe was it? I should ask them

  • @qualityanger2916
    @qualityanger2916 5 років тому +4278

    Mark: i’ve never stuck my hand into a dead animal.
    Also Mark: I only had the many woodland creatures i managed to seduce.

  • @julisamancia6704
    @julisamancia6704 6 років тому +11742

    Markilplier has reached his final form: Lord Farquad

  • @mushratting
    @mushratting 5 років тому +5913

    i still can't believe mark basically predicted cats with the face mask.

  • @venussleepr6079
    @venussleepr6079 5 років тому +1477

    "im having nip exposure problems"
    (proceeds to take off entire robe)

    • @oliverb.3588
      @oliverb.3588 3 роки тому +13

      I love your pfp Present Mic is underrated

    • @venussleepr6079
      @venussleepr6079 3 роки тому +9

      @@oliverb.3588 i kiss him ✋😩

  • @mtndew9427
    @mtndew9427 2 роки тому +805

    Mark: “My tits are exposed, don’t look at them.”
    Also Mark: *takes off his shirt and uses breast masks*

  • @juxtra6113
    @juxtra6113 6 років тому +1288

    "The hands are the foots of the hands."
    I wanna crochet that onto a pillow.

    • @ximenacontrerascardenas1461
      @ximenacontrerascardenas1461 6 років тому +12

      PastelMagpie im getting a tatoo of it...

    • @crystalvitagliano6381
      @crystalvitagliano6381 6 років тому +5

      I’ll buy a copy of that pillow

    • @GJERocks
      @GJERocks 6 років тому +3

      Do it, chase your aspirations and create that which you believe you can

    • @joeysilva8567
      @joeysilva8567 6 років тому

      is your name in any way a reference to platinummagpie

    • @kaseydeeken4184
      @kaseydeeken4184 6 років тому

      It would be better to embroider...dm if you want one lol

  • @openhearts5000
    @openhearts5000 6 років тому +858

    "Koreans don't believe in scissors" - Mark, an intellectual

    • @l-DrFizz-l
      @l-DrFizz-l 6 років тому +2

      Rps must be interesting there...

    • @hyuntea5243
      @hyuntea5243 6 років тому +8

      Meanwhile they use scissors to cut food

    • @ygsstaff4096
      @ygsstaff4096 6 років тому +3

      But scissors are used in the kitchen instead.

    • @maxx1o1
      @maxx1o1 6 років тому +2

      가위가 우리 가족을 죽였어.

    • @calistorodriguez3498
      @calistorodriguez3498 6 років тому +1

      Satan's number is amount of likes that you have I'm scared for you XD

  • @genok_kr
    @genok_kr 6 років тому +361

    3:28
    Amy: Beep beep beep beep! Tweet tweet!
    Best part ever

  • @YiPeaches
    @YiPeaches 4 роки тому +910

    10:43 Markiplier: is literally Korean
    Markiplier: is doing his best to read Korean
    Also Markiplier: "Now it sounds like I'm being racist"

  • @bianca-hq5vw
    @bianca-hq5vw 6 років тому +466

    normal person : 15 minutes
    markiplier : quarter of the time circle thing

  • @Mochipandabear
    @Mochipandabear 6 років тому +1734

    "it's like snot. It's like someone snee- *points at camera* It's like someone did something other than sneezing into this... *gasp* :o BTS?"
    Killed me omg lol

  • @ragingrambles7904
    @ragingrambles7904 6 років тому +635

    *mark slapping on the nipple mask* *ad appears* “sometimes when we meditate, the mind wanders of”

  • @a.garxxia
    @a.garxxia 4 роки тому +3777

    ARMYs: *opens their albums carefully*
    Mark: *rips it open with his teeth and throws away the photocards*

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 4 роки тому +200

      This is basically Jhope, Jimin, And Jungkook in that album unboxing they did😂😂😂

    • @crybabysarmy2350
      @crybabysarmy2350 4 роки тому +62

      @@IvanIsYda_ OMG YES t
      THAT STILL GIVES ME ANXIETY

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 4 роки тому +7

      @@crybabysarmy2350 akjfajshfkasf lol

    • @kikiscribbles
      @kikiscribbles 4 роки тому +13

      A man of culture

    • @PresentdaypresenttimeHAHAHAHA
      @PresentdaypresenttimeHAHAHAHA 4 роки тому +44

      Koreans don't use ✂️

  • @seokga5139
    @seokga5139 6 років тому +831

    "Who buys this for the photocards?"
    Shit he's on to me

  • @lostrawberryjimin623
    @lostrawberryjimin623 6 років тому +281

    Just what I need to see. A grown man in a robe, a bib, crazy hair day, Bear hair-holder-upper trying to speak Korean, trying Korean beauty products. With doggos!! Just what I need to see at 1:20 PM...

  • @kailie9707
    @kailie9707 6 років тому +5464

    Mark: Who buys these bts face masks for the postcards?
    Me: The same reason people bought your calendar mark.

  • @Kairania
    @Kairania 4 роки тому +447

    "I'm not a masochist" he says... "I want my face products to hurt"

    • @cinda_msthicc9902
      @cinda_msthicc9902 2 роки тому +14

      He wants to feel the face products that’s burns him and melting… he just wanna see whether his body can handle this… DEFINITELY NOT a masochist

    • @mjane1441
      @mjane1441 2 роки тому +11

      He wants to feel like he's burning and melting.. it's not a masochist thing! No.
      It's about POWER.

    • @AlexColdfoot-j4x
      @AlexColdfoot-j4x Рік тому

      ​@@mjane1441 nice reference 😂

  • @rosekate1096
    @rosekate1096 6 років тому +407

    I’m just waiting for people to photoshop Mark’s face on K-Pop stars

    • @cookiesandtea6442
      @cookiesandtea6442 6 років тому +7

      I *might* do that

    • @ironisch6219
      @ironisch6219 6 років тому +5

      Cookies and Tea plz

    • @cass8687
      @cass8687 6 років тому +7

      I'm waiting for the edits of him WITH BTS. Like I'm surprised none came out of Ethan (that I saw) after he tweeted about being at the concert in LA

    • @yesyesbug363
      @yesyesbug363 6 років тому +1

      BTS

    • @SuperSiri0
      @SuperSiri0 6 років тому +2

      I’d pay to see that lol

  • @iamteshiro6358
    @iamteshiro6358 6 років тому +784

    Mark: **slaps stomach**
    **ad appears** „Training the mind...“
    I'm screaming

    • @MicaVonSchilf
      @MicaVonSchilf 6 років тому +3

      Same reaction xD

    • @Lou-Lou-
      @Lou-Lou- 6 років тому +1

      😂

    • @AlyBr
      @AlyBr 6 років тому +10

      I got a freaking pregnancy test ad 😂😭😂😭😂

    • @QueenKate1203
      @QueenKate1203 6 років тому +6

      I got an ad for drug rehabilitation centers

  • @kalimarinajh
    @kalimarinajh 6 років тому +5073

    *We love a Korean beauty king.*

  • @Hello_There_1
    @Hello_There_1 5 років тому +686

    Nobody's going to say anything about the horse playing the saxephone pillow in the background

    • @emilylong6609
      @emilylong6609 4 роки тому +23

      I love that so much 😂 it has just the right amount of chaotic vibes for them lol

    • @dynosaurrrr
      @dynosaurrrr 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao it’s beautiful

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy 2 роки тому +4

      I am 100% positive that is Amy's pillow. I'm not sure if she made it or bought it, but it screams Amy.

  • @rhiannitha
    @rhiannitha 6 років тому +571

    im actually loving the markiplier korean videos, he should do like a series of exploring korean things, like making food and trying out trends and makeup etc.

    • @jenniferlee9577
      @jenniferlee9577 6 років тому +1

      I'd love that, as an also Korean-American

    • @junlim7330
      @junlim7330 6 років тому +2

      I'd love to see him not just stop on korean stuffs but other countries/culture too once in a while. A good change of pace

    • @zebrax9866
      @zebrax9866 6 років тому

      @@junlim7330 sub to me

    • @heloisafreitasf.s.1282
      @heloisafreitasf.s.1282 6 років тому

      Great Idea dude

    • @theadorabletav7766
      @theadorabletav7766 6 років тому

      true true

  • @mxzombiexx
    @mxzombiexx 6 років тому +512

    “My hands are so covered in BTS semen that I can’t actually grab this”
    Whelp. XD

  • @warriorwolfehh
    @warriorwolfehh 6 років тому +402

    "I am Korea." - Mark at the very beginning of the video

    • @joey_dramaturgi
      @joey_dramaturgi 6 років тому +13

      Then he added 사람 though 😂

    • @warriorwolfehh
      @warriorwolfehh 6 років тому

      @@joey_dramaturgi I know. But the pause made it into just Korea xD

  • @miathermopolis9529
    @miathermopolis9529 4 роки тому +493

    He looks like a homeless man who raided a beauty store

  • @scusemejimin3224
    @scusemejimin3224 6 років тому +2101

    "Who buys this for the photocards?"
    I would but I'm broke lmao

  • @-secy5484
    @-secy5484 6 років тому +819

    5:20
    *"it's so goopy"*
    *"Its like snot"*
    *"it's like someone snee-"*
    *"IT'S LIKE SOMEONE DID SOMETHING ELSE THAN SNEEZING IN THIS"*
    *"BTS?!"*

    • @y.9645
      @y.9645 5 років тому +16

      BTS SEMEN!? oh noes

    • @k.h.production22669
      @k.h.production22669 5 років тому +5

      oh feck sorry
      M

    • @gonejustgone
      @gonejustgone 5 років тому

      It had 666...I fixed it, chu welcome. owo

    • @tae4606
      @tae4606 5 років тому

      @@y.9645 who's is it tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @aobaamrisp-p6026
      @aobaamrisp-p6026 5 років тому

      @@tae4606 It could be all of them and not just one member

  • @ventgoblin238
    @ventgoblin238 6 років тому +207

    "They say beauty is pain, but this is easy" My new favorite quote, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @beefykeith48
      @beefykeith48 6 років тому +2

      my new senior quote

    • @Ashleymarie5594
      @Ashleymarie5594 6 років тому +1

      @@beefykeith48 "have you seen Mark's tittys" Lmfaooo im dying

  • @anna__345
    @anna__345 4 роки тому +248

    i love mark’s captions. i’m not deaf, but i am losing my my hearing. when i do eventually lose hearing totally, nice to know mark’s videos will be accessible and nice to watch!

    • @miintybiscuit
      @miintybiscuit 3 роки тому +18

      His captions are also quite entertaining, I turned them on after ten minutes and 12:17 has me wheezing “please take that thing out of your mouth” and “eyeeeeehhhh” 😂

    • @miintybiscuit
      @miintybiscuit 3 роки тому +10

      Also, might I once again turn your attention to 14:50 “sOmEbOdY OnCe tOlD mE tHe wOrlD wAs gOnNa rOLLll mE” 😂😂 I can’t 💀

    • @dynosaurrrr
      @dynosaurrrr 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah, as someone with hearing loss, I love that one of my favorite UA-camrs not only has subtitles, but entertaining ones too. Thanks for thinking of us, mark!

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy 2 роки тому +2

      It's really sad people had to ruin community captions by self promoting in the translations... The deaf and APD community really were helped by them...

    • @anna__345
      @anna__345 2 роки тому +2

      @@gayjayy that’s so true. at this point i’m almost completely deaf and the amount of creators who captions are just “check out my merch!”

  • @alexandercorbeill4765
    @alexandercorbeill4765 5 років тому +1558

    “Snow blankets the field. A pristine meadow of untouched white. No animals call, no birds cry. Only the steady rustling of wind through dead trees accented by the impact of his acts. A crack like thunder tings out as the ancient pine finally succumbs to his murderous assault. The old giant crashes into the ground. Damie-“

    • @werterbertle7142
      @werterbertle7142 5 років тому +26

      hmmmmm

    • @sorren150
      @sorren150 5 років тому +75

      Everything is coming together I’m *dyingggg*

    • @languid-4535
      @languid-4535 5 років тому +8

      Jolie M same

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 5 років тому +109

      Crazy that he'd been planning the Damien video for that long

    • @DecafInvidia
      @DecafInvidia 5 років тому +34

      All the way back in august.... My goodness.

  • @Gamiki55
    @Gamiki55 6 років тому +378

    jokes on you Mark. I'm a hand fetishist.

  • @mushu6928
    @mushu6928 5 років тому +4627

    markiplier: **wastes skin care**
    **cries**

  • @peeposux9476
    @peeposux9476 4 роки тому +287

    mark 2018: *covers chest*
    mark 2020: literally gets naked several times

  • @Roeseii
    @Roeseii 6 років тому +423

    "My hands are so covered in BTS semen I can't even grab this" Markiplier 2018-2018

    • @_Gwyn_
      @_Gwyn_ 6 років тому +8

      and with that said... he's dreaming the dream of many fangirls
      just think about it, listening to this and not knowing what he really talks about.. it kind of sounds.. *cough* weird ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Roeseii
      @Roeseii 6 років тому +2

      @@_Gwyn_ lol yea

    • @alyssabutcher7962
      @alyssabutcher7962 6 років тому

      Starlight Fox seamen?

    • @chimpman1111
      @chimpman1111 6 років тому +1

      You mean “semen”?

    • @Roeseii
      @Roeseii 6 років тому

      @@chimpman1111 oof- yeah

  • @brookehoskins1057
    @brookehoskins1057 6 років тому +495

    Each time Mark slaps a face mask onto the wall I die 😂😂

  • @Alex-yy3sk
    @Alex-yy3sk 6 років тому +1364

    "My hands are so covered in BTS semen I can't actually grab"
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @sadbitch4443
    @sadbitch4443 5 років тому +165

    me: **thinks I paused it, and goes to get a drink**
    also me: **comes back to mark at **2:07** looking like a catman**

  • @limabiswas4541
    @limabiswas4541 6 років тому +249

    6:26
    *my hands are so covered in BTS semen*
    -- Mark 2018.

  • @CMWolfMagic
    @CMWolfMagic 6 років тому +422

    8:00 we have entered the age restricted portion....

    • @marycw1372
      @marycw1372 6 років тому +10

      Yep, I cant unsee that. Good lord

    • @genevievecai
      @genevievecai 6 років тому +7

      I JUST STARTED THE VID, SAW UR COMMENT, CLICKED THE TIMESTAMP, and jeez

    • @Sparkgan
      @Sparkgan 6 років тому +4

      What u need to do, click on the time stamp and don't look until u feel like it's done.

    • @Soulitaris
      @Soulitaris 6 років тому +3

      Now it is on my mind... M

    • @thehider4785
      @thehider4785 6 років тому +3

      Lmao😂

  • @airtemis
    @airtemis 6 років тому +270

    "Why would anyone buy this for exclusive postcards??"
    Oh Mark. Poor, naive Mark.
    He underestimates KPop fans.

  • @torikrieg1445
    @torikrieg1445 4 роки тому +693

    Anyone else sitting here in 2020 watching a grown man slap his pecs and abs while sitting on a bed and putting on face masks for the internet..?

  • @altairstare7190
    @altairstare7190 6 років тому +125

    Chica and Henry both flinched at 16:30 when Mark threw the mask. 😂😂

  • @stardust7780
    @stardust7780 6 років тому +461

    Markiplier is my favorite K-pop star.

    • @sugarbxnny741
      @sugarbxnny741 6 років тому +7

      Nicholas Kawamura Yas Mark Oppa XD

    • @chloeh3091
      @chloeh3091 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @naan000
      @naan000 2 місяці тому +1

      can't wait for him to collaborate with Mark Lee

  • @max-iw9lz
    @max-iw9lz 5 років тому +939

    "my hands are so covered in BTS semen I can't even grab this."
    *oh my actual god.*

  • @Sicanda
    @Sicanda 4 роки тому +77

    Ohhh, never noticed that... 1:41 - that writing is cut off. And since he's even wearing that same robe I'm pretty sure the first word was "actor".
    Put that together with the "go back to sleep" at 0:15 and the storyboard thoughts at 7:15.
    I get the feeling that Mark was really excited for Damien when he edited that. :D

    • @aaronthepuppeteer231
      @aaronthepuppeteer231 3 роки тому +1

      Wait it almost said Damien at the end, thank you for this comment, I would've never noticed that!

  • @Kawber
    @Kawber 6 років тому +3304

    That hair is getting so crazy

    • @boneappletea5890
      @boneappletea5890 6 років тому +77

      I love his hair

    • @grisannetr1146
      @grisannetr1146 6 років тому +9

      @@boneappletea5890 ikr

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 6 років тому +10

      Kawber I love it

    • @CrowRider1999
      @CrowRider1999 6 років тому +22

      It looks like he’s trying to get a mullet.

    • @drc9374
      @drc9374 6 років тому +35

      It's majestic Af.

  • @hannahcherwien5678
    @hannahcherwien5678 6 років тому +593

    lets see. . . we got. . . . face masks. . . .masks. . . .this torture device. . .some BTS . . . .
    my friend came into my room all confused and stuff, thinking mark bought BTS XD

  • @karson4079
    @karson4079 6 років тому +209

    16:18 (read in an Australian accent) This is a rare moment where the wild Markiplier and Chicus Maximus embrace once a year. This beautiful moment in time causes world peace and harmony among all animals in the universe. But don't look at the wild Markiplier's glowing teeth for too long as you may get blinded or have a heart attack from the beauty of these creatures.

    • @unholy_being5662
      @unholy_being5662 6 років тому +5

      Mind: so if Australia accent is British then I can do it but I didn’t do it in a while meh it’s find
      Me: ( sounds like a cow girl ) UH

    • @amelia7642
      @amelia7642 6 років тому +2

      luckily im aussie :)

    • @shaygirard8265
      @shaygirard8265 6 років тому +1

      I love this 😂

    • @SwagBroPlays
      @SwagBroPlays 6 років тому +1

      Amelia Cassin I absolutely read this with a Bear Gryllis Accent XD

    • @lthemey2542
      @lthemey2542 6 років тому +1

      Amelia Cassin I like your profile pic

  • @lymphaticjeopardy
    @lymphaticjeopardy 4 роки тому +45

    Mark talks so sweetly to Amy, and in my opinion it's the most adorable thing on the planet

  • @choclatriy
    @choclatriy 6 років тому +133

    Mark's logic:
    Trow face masks, sticking them to the wall of his bedroom...
    Trow BTS post cards away.

    • @cillian0.068
      @cillian0.068 6 років тому

      Choclatriy Yay i’d do the same honestly 😂

  • @dashinypunnymarsking
    @dashinypunnymarsking 6 років тому +104

    basically what Mark bought: "mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, torture device, mask"

  • @scarletfeather5969
    @scarletfeather5969 6 років тому +562

    Chica is adorable :D and so is Henry

  • @Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic
    @Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic 4 роки тому +66

    For all we know, this is what Actor Mark is doing when he's not acting

    • @ethanregan5741
      @ethanregan5741 3 роки тому +5

      So it IS the robe! I was trying to remember if there was any white or gold trim

  • @sailormoonstone5172
    @sailormoonstone5172 6 років тому +273

    Chica really trusts him. My dog would never let me put anything on his face.

    • @EverlastingEclipse
      @EverlastingEclipse 6 років тому +11

      Chica is the most chill, trusting pupper on the planet.

    • @bigjockknewheknew3882
      @bigjockknewheknew3882 6 років тому +1

      Well You would never get anything on your face thats for fuckin sure its like the back end of a bus hit it

    • @iankneecox4098
      @iankneecox4098 6 років тому +1

      my dog will jump to me always.. 😢

  • @tagapagtanggol08
    @tagapagtanggol08 6 років тому +519

    Apparently, Mark broke UA-cam after uploading this

    • @amberrebelle815
      @amberrebelle815 6 років тому +6

      I watched antisepticeye and i thought that!

    • @jenniferlee9577
      @jenniferlee9577 6 років тому +4

      pretty sure that was bill wurtz but okay

    • @TamyXx
      @TamyXx 6 років тому +4

      I thought it was shane

    • @ZOOPXOWO
      @ZOOPXOWO 6 років тому

      Tamara XXX same

    • @stevebailey8285
      @stevebailey8285 6 років тому

      @@TamyXx -_-

  • @jayking3063
    @jayking3063 6 років тому +452

    *SLAPS MASK ON WALL*
    WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!
    MASK SLAPPERS

  • @plywoodsun8244
    @plywoodsun8244 5 років тому +53

    2:18 now we know where the movie “cats” got its idea

  • @_xV01Dx_
    @_xV01Dx_ 6 років тому +2174

    Mark: who buys this for the exclusive photo cards?
    Army: *nervously sweats*

    • @LabsGamingLovesYou
      @LabsGamingLovesYou 6 років тому +90

      You are not wrong my friend. When you wake yourself up every single day around 1-5AM just to watch a livestream you cannot understand or to listen to a new album that has just been dropped, only then is when you have no soul. Money at that point is just a physical object, a wall keeping you away from some hot Korean men who deserve your full attention.

    • @ashyonnaakers4444
      @ashyonnaakers4444 6 років тому +23

      @@LabsGamingLovesYou You are my spirit animal💜

    • @wagahagwa6978
      @wagahagwa6978 6 років тому +2

      Bet the RoKA won't conscript him anytime soon

    • @cinnamonmon5561
      @cinnamonmon5561 6 років тому +8

      i hate how k-pop fans ruined Korean culture

    • @diivo6809
      @diivo6809 6 років тому +38

      Eat your food Inc They did not...koreaboos did. We are not koreaboos!

  • @itsmcfreakingkero9317
    @itsmcfreakingkero9317 6 років тому +208

    Did anybody notice the the saxophone-playing horse pillow

    • @allisonroorda9398
      @allisonroorda9398 6 років тому +2

      Techno Wolf that’s Amy’s, she showed it in one of her vids on her channel

    • @doctor_owl
      @doctor_owl 6 років тому +1

      Yes! Looks like it's from that old Oreo commercial with the saxophone-playing horse... I have a similar t-shirt haha

  • @iib.mp3
    @iib.mp3 6 років тому +537

    “Is my smile brighter??”
    It’s brighter than my future, that’s for sure

  • @swirls5000
    @swirls5000 4 роки тому +200

    “What are Koreans known for...?”
    Me: *Laughs in Gangnam Style*

  • @carter_pewterschmidt
    @carter_pewterschmidt 6 років тому +312

    “Bts, dreamboats, uh thank you for so much *stares at camera* moisture” -Markiplier

  • @salty-porridge
    @salty-porridge 6 років тому +216

    Mark: It takes up a quarter of the *_time circle thing_*
    Boy I'm gonna start calling clocks TCTs from now on.

  • @BATOOST
    @BATOOST 6 років тому +94

    I love that Mark just insinuated that BTS jizzed onto face masks and sold them

    • @invisiblog
      @invisiblog 6 років тому +15

      BATOOST they’d cost a lot more in that case

    • @jackenoff1070
      @jackenoff1070 6 років тому +9

      I'd still buy them tbh

  • @hhakaeto
    @hhakaeto 4 роки тому +257

    The way he just rips the bts mask box...
    Meanwhile Army’s: *either can’t afford it or can’t get or just buy it and stare at the fabulous box not wanting to damage it on little bit*

    • @ktal3167
      @ktal3167 4 роки тому +1

      IKR I’m like gentleeeeee lol don’t just rip it

  • @enderrstars
    @enderrstars 6 років тому +219

    “my hands are so covered in bts semen that i cant actually grab this” LMFAO I LOST IT I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY CHICKEN NUGGET

    • @bluemoch1
      @bluemoch1 6 років тому +2

      sarcastic emo kpopper lol I love you profile picture XD

    • @enderrstars
      @enderrstars 6 років тому

      WolfieSenpai 33 thank you

    • @nancygomez8521
      @nancygomez8521 6 років тому

      LMAO I love your account name 😂

  • @Red_Orion
    @Red_Orion 6 років тому +139

    OMG beginning from 3:37 to 4:27, that was hilarious but when he finally realizes how the fuck it works at 4:17 I couldn't anymore. XD Honest to God, I had to pause it to laugh until my belly hurt. X,DD
    Also: Yes, please more of these! I love them. :3

  • @bailebeck
    @bailebeck 6 років тому +211

    at 7:21 mark looks like he just skinned someone and put it on his face. i’m genuinely terrified

  • @CallUNexTuesday
    @CallUNexTuesday 2 роки тому +26

    "For when the chin gets droopy because the bone has a tendency to wander?" I legitimately laughed until I cried.

  • @1soccermom449
    @1soccermom449 6 років тому +153

    "It's like someone did something other than sneezing in this-"
    *Sudden realization*
    "BTS...?"

  • @sbothebean1742
    @sbothebean1742 6 років тому +330

    Mark: *slaps stomach*
    Johnson Ad appears: *Our high standard just got higher*
    Glad to know this is high quality entertainment! XD

    • @WyllFyr3
      @WyllFyr3 5 років тому

      I got a Chantix ad lmao. “It’s hard to quit smoking cold turkey.”

    • @3NVYMILK
      @3NVYMILK 5 років тому

      I got a spectrum add

  • @anotheravatarlover5207
    @anotheravatarlover5207 5 років тому +719

    Markimoo: Everyone knows that the hands are the _"foots of the hands"_
    Me: *O-oh okay*

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +12

      Mark's version of, "Sun: Moon of the day!"

  • @your_local_simp83
    @your_local_simp83 4 роки тому +40

    7:49
    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even Mark:
    Not even Lixian:
    Me: "i'M tHe GhOsT oF HaLlOwEeN!"

    • @otakuhero6254
      @otakuhero6254 3 роки тому

      The noise itself already had me slain, now I can’t hear it without thinking of this comment.

  • @llamazfordayz6698
    @llamazfordayz6698 5 років тому +3130

    Mark: “WHOS BUYING THESE TO GET THE EXCLUSIVE POST CARDS”
    Me: I feel attacked

  • @tiffanygarcia3627
    @tiffanygarcia3627 6 років тому +189

    Mark knows the UA-cam beauty community is in total chaos right now and thought it’d be the perfect time for him to swoop in and claim two spectrums of the UA-cam-sphere

    • @Morguepie
      @Morguepie 6 років тому +4

      Tiffany Garcia wait what’s going on with the UA-cam beauty community???

    • @sibehburnedtofu6438
      @sibehburnedtofu6438 6 років тому

      @@Morguepie drama, a lot of it but the most recent one is about Thomas Halbert

    • @tiffanygarcia3627
      @tiffanygarcia3627 6 років тому

      Doomstar Productions too much....far too much

  • @Niriixa
    @Niriixa 6 років тому +229

    "Oh no..." Instantly started cracking up :'DD

  • @bogihegyi3110
    @bogihegyi3110 4 роки тому +130

    Can we take a moment and appreciate how the BTS mask fits perfecly on Mark’s face???

  • @lisahelson4280
    @lisahelson4280 6 років тому +85

    3:28 “beep beep beep” “tweet tweet”
    I love you Amy

  • @Imagin8io
    @Imagin8io 6 років тому +141

    "Everybody knows that the hands are the foots of the hands"

  • @themadhattress1777
    @themadhattress1777 6 років тому +101

    Mark, you already have a jaw for days, and a face that Shrek doesn't need to enhance. Congrats on finding out how a headband works XD

  • @gumdropsfall2909
    @gumdropsfall2909 5 років тому +488

    Mark: who buys these for the postcards?
    Me: *Looks up to my wall where mine are hanging up*

    • @chuminc
      @chuminc 4 роки тому +3

      Why do you buy them though?

    • @emilyveith7204
      @emilyveith7204 4 роки тому +9

      Dulce `Because BTS. Why else?

    • @madicopeland6996
      @madicopeland6996 4 роки тому +4

      Dulce ` You can never question an Army ㅋㅋㅋ

    • @JAXXTISM
      @JAXXTISM 4 роки тому +3

      @@madicopeland6996 bru

    • @O4O8OO9RRA
      @O4O8OO9RRA 4 роки тому +1

      my money is dropping faster than James Charles subs (no offense)

  • @wyrmur727
    @wyrmur727 6 років тому +87

    that fact that the second group he put a clip of for "Korea being known for" and it was Daesung from BIGBANG and not someone from BTS warmed my heart

    • @bluchismoon
      @bluchismoon 6 років тому +6

      He already had their beauty pack and idol playing every time he mentioned them, he didn't need to put them there, there are so many K-pop groups to choose from.

    • @aliyashahum6655
      @aliyashahum6655 6 років тому

      How can you like BTS and have a SPN pfp like they clash soooo hard

    • @Jasmine-qw9nv
      @Jasmine-qw9nv 6 років тому

      Because he already had their product and already was playing their music, people know who bts look at the comments dude but I dare you to ask if they know who the groups that mark put their clips in the video

  • @notthatcarolina7558
    @notthatcarolina7558 5 років тому +626

    How did I not notice before:
    Go back to sleep
    The Damien references
    He was giving us clues, he had it all figured out in advance and didn't even try hiding it...

    • @hayleelegg4359
      @hayleelegg4359 5 років тому +32

      Yeah, looking back on these make it seem really obvious now. I'm gonna need to pay better attention in the future, lol.

    • @jackdevil1902
      @jackdevil1902 5 років тому +9

      -"The FBI" wants to know your location-

    • @angelthings5424
      @angelthings5424 5 років тому +12

      @@jackdevil1902 *Dark wants to know your location*
      *Dark equipped knife*

    • @lilyboo4967
      @lilyboo4967 5 років тому +37

      I think he’s wearing the same robe Mark died in in who killed markiplier

    • @dulcetious
      @dulcetious 5 років тому +13

      And when it counted his “stupid questions”
      They cut out “Actor” Mark’s stupid question counter, so it just said **Tor**

  • @oliverkirkland420
    @oliverkirkland420 6 років тому +1119

    Chica best K-pop star 11/10

  • @deltaomegaarts3705
    @deltaomegaarts3705 4 роки тому +38

    Is no one talking about the fact that this is literally the precursor for "Damien"

  • @rvmin0145
    @rvmin0145 6 років тому +118

    4:49 "Who's buying this to get the exclusive postcards?"
    Me: You know, I may know guys and girls whom you can give all of them to and cherish them as heirlooms, you know.

  • @BusyLilBeeX
    @BusyLilBeeX 6 років тому +118

    "The hands are the foots of the hands." ~Markiplier, 2018

    • @더러운전쟁
      @더러운전쟁 6 років тому

      Mittons are called "hand shoes" in German, so yes, correct

    • @dma93-ch
      @dma93-ch 6 років тому

      more like feet of the arms, geez Mark -.-'

  • @kenbae7923
    @kenbae7923 6 років тому +678

    If Mark was an Idol
    *I'd stan so quick.*

    • @goomie6109
      @goomie6109 6 років тому +6

      Lilacy Pants mE TOO SIS

    • @Freshlypeeledmangos
      @Freshlypeeledmangos 6 років тому +9

      Omg thAt would be so many Marks like Mark from NCT and Mark from GOT7

    • @kenbae7923
      @kenbae7923 6 років тому +5

      @@Freshlypeeledmangos Omg yes XD

    • @kenbae7923
      @kenbae7923 6 років тому +4

      @@goomie6109 OMG YAS SHISHTAR

    • @rradventures7095
      @rradventures7095 6 років тому +4

      *clap clap clap clap*

  • @Numbattery
    @Numbattery 4 роки тому +33

    "I like something that hits my skin and it burns"
    -Mark, totally not a masochist

  • @cheeze_touch
    @cheeze_touch 6 років тому +97

    Me in word history: Korea is known for red velvet, Big Bang and people screaming while playing video games
    Teacher: cite your sources
    Me: (2018, markiplier)

  • @anotheravatarlover5207
    @anotheravatarlover5207 5 років тому +638

    This video is literally *Markimoo slowly turning into a teenage girl on a Friday night*

  • @tombolena1295
    @tombolena1295 6 років тому +228

    finally a great beauty channel

  • @caffeination17
    @caffeination17 4 роки тому +9

    12:28 in the CC it says "is this fun now (word that we cant determine)" but he actually said "is this thumbnail worthy"

    • @swirls5000
      @swirls5000 4 роки тому

      It’s always been fun.

  • @patmanfan7560
    @patmanfan7560 5 років тому +277

    The "subtitles" during the black lips part is totally the script for "Damian"

    • @funtimeLJ6789
      @funtimeLJ6789 4 роки тому +3

      Definetly

    • @lovingdragons
      @lovingdragons 4 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah, totally!

    • @danaic.5045
      @danaic.5045 4 роки тому +16

      Exactly! The narration literally stops as he's about to say the name Damien

    • @thechampion2430
      @thechampion2430 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you! I was hoping someone would mention this.

    • @sammygfilms9393
      @sammygfilms9393 4 роки тому +2

      So I'm not the only one who noticed that 🤔

  • @mylaedhros7965
    @mylaedhros7965 6 років тому +214

    *I didn't know whether to be horrified or entertained by this*

  • @LinkaBellGAME
    @LinkaBellGAME 6 років тому +335

    11:43 "Is this the stuff that sucks the gunk out of your whores?!" LOL
    He needs to keep that device for word challenges.

    • @emilymarieart
      @emilymarieart 6 років тому +6

      I'm not the only one that heard that!

    • @LinkaBellGAME
      @LinkaBellGAME 6 років тому +9

      ChibiChu no shit sherlock Lmao If you watch it at that time, it sounds like whores because of the thing in his mouth.
      Apparently you can't do humor very well Lol. Please move along thanks.

    • @z0mb1eba11z
      @z0mb1eba11z 6 років тому +1

      LinkaBell GAME 😂😂😂😂

    • @Adventuretimefreak
      @Adventuretimefreak 6 років тому

      I put auto generated sub titles on and it said whores.

    • @LinkaBellGAME
      @LinkaBellGAME 6 років тому

      Paige Smith thank you LOL I'm glad someone else can see that ahha

  • @tiffineymckee7752
    @tiffineymckee7752 5 років тому +21

    12:26 I'm pretty sure he said "Is this thumbnail worthy?"