Markiplier Makes: Dog Toys

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  • @kdej-si4vo
    @kdej-si4vo 2 роки тому +1866

    I love that Chica doesn’t wag her tail, she wags her entire back half.

    • @JolieHoene
      @JolieHoene Рік тому +32

      My dog does the same thing because he just has a little nub

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +26

      My girls do the same thing Skoll and Hati. One a black as the deepest night the other bright almost golden like the sun. Both found cold and alone but become family. I'm out of stuff to say trying to create a story because Mark can BS his way out of anything and I'm trying to be a good father. Tbh the dogs are my actual kids. I AM LOKI GOD OF TRICKERY I became a female wolf to give birth to these 2.

    • @junebunny0712
      @junebunny0712 Рік тому +5

      @@loki4807 Interesting.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +6

      @@junebunny0712 It is the truth I tell you.

    • @groundhog3051
      @groundhog3051 Рік тому +4

      Wiggle wiggle

  • @kenziebear5165
    @kenziebear5165 5 років тому +2701

    Tyler: “I feel like you have a friends song that teaches Mark about friendship.”
    Mark: “Yeah sing”
    Ethan, with no hesitation: *starts singing*

    • @beluud5870
      @beluud5870 4 роки тому +74

      @@cinna7960 OOOOOH IS A KEY CHAAANGE (but actually it isn't), OOOOOH IS A KEY CHAAANGE, OOOOOH IS THE DISCLAIMER SOOOOOOOOoooooong

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 4 роки тому +30

      @@beluud5870 hello, unus annus buddies

    • @jacksonsears3866
      @jacksonsears3866 4 роки тому +13

      Friends friends friends

    • @RidgeRunner4501
      @RidgeRunner4501 4 роки тому +21

      Friends. Friends. Friends. Take a giant look at my giant peen

    • @madisonogden9593
      @madisonogden9593 4 роки тому +5

      Andrew Johnston OH

  • @strawberryproductions1299
    @strawberryproductions1299 4 роки тому +3510

    Mark: you don't call your friends papa bear
    Also mark like a yearish later: *speaking into a walkie talkie* hey it's papa bear

  • @chaotictoast7416
    @chaotictoast7416 3 роки тому +2758

    Tyler: concentrated quiet giant
    Mark: loud man with deep voice
    Ethan: "Friends, friends, friends" tiny Pinnochio boi

    • @justok3217
      @justok3217 2 роки тому +23

      Dad I need to see the world

    • @yavanaprosterman3037
      @yavanaprosterman3037 2 роки тому +20

      The same scale of size and noise can be used for dogs. Tyler: Newfoundland mark:husky ethan:chihuahua

    • @izzyjeffcoat3836
      @izzyjeffcoat3836 8 місяців тому +1

      Ethan is definitely a a Pomeranian Tyler is a tiger. Mark is basically whatever Hawaiian dog there is.

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 років тому +7948

    Owner: (spends thousands of dollars on new toys)
    Dog: I gotta say, this cardboard box is pretty cool.

  • @shaniec6243
    @shaniec6243 4 роки тому +2735

    4:25
    (The Start of Ethan's friend song)
    "Whowoaowoawo-"
    "IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY"

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 4 роки тому +104

      Me and a classmate started doing the dance of Italy in class.
      Everyone else just stared like *wtf*

    • @lisakanzira6765
      @lisakanzira6765 4 роки тому +59

      Mark and Ethan: **Knocks door down**

    • @lisakanzira6765
      @lisakanzira6765 4 роки тому +29

      @@bluebunanimates6590 Oh now that's fucking poggers

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 4 роки тому +22

      ho whoa whoa IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY!

    • @jacksonandrews8714
      @jacksonandrews8714 4 роки тому +16

      Woawoawoa it’s the DANCE-of-ITALY

  • @bigchooch4434
    @bigchooch4434 5 років тому +2370

    Ethan: Emphasizes ears as one of the main features
    Also Ethan: Names every one of the senses except for hearing

  • @theaccountantbehindtheslau3959
    @theaccountantbehindtheslau3959 3 роки тому +579

    I like that Mark and Ethan are openly discussing what their plans are for their toys and then Tyler is quietly concentrating on making a Warfstache Plushie and then executing it via hanging.

  • @bobbobobbinbob324
    @bobbobobbinbob324 4 роки тому +4642

    Ethan: makes a furry
    Mark: makes a parasite
    Tyler: *makes a voodoo doll*

  • @plasticsaturnia6307
    @plasticsaturnia6307 5 років тому +3883

    Mark to Ethan: "You cried!"
    Ethan: "I cried.."
    Mark to Tyler: "You _almost_ cried"
    Tyler: *_smirk_*

    • @RileyTastic
      @RileyTastic 5 років тому +66

      What's unique about this comment is not in fact the comment itself, but the fact that when you click *Read more* it shows absolutely nothing, and it shows *Show less* exactly where the *Read more* is

    • @plasticsaturnia6307
      @plasticsaturnia6307 5 років тому +29

      @@RileyTastic Lol I'm not even getting a *Read more* / *Show Less* option

    • @RileyTastic
      @RileyTastic 5 років тому +10

      @@plasticsaturnia6307 I did on my laptop

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 років тому +4

      R.I.P. Ethan

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 5 років тому +6

      He never cries 😤

  • @notyep_
    @notyep_ 5 років тому +4231

    Mark: You cried
    Ethan: I cried
    Mark: You almost cried
    Tyler: *DEAD STARE*

    • @rendrinkspaint
      @rendrinkspaint 5 років тому +48

      Wicked peyyayxx I cried more than the baby ethan slamed on the table

    • @Labrini_97
      @Labrini_97 5 років тому +49

      They don't call him "Stoneface Tyler" for no reason!

    • @THE_JACOB
      @THE_JACOB 5 років тому +4

      I was there...

    • @rachelwalker3017
      @rachelwalker3017 5 років тому +16

      @@Labrini_97 and yet his motto is Smiles always

    • @nataliepotter7649
      @nataliepotter7649 5 років тому +4

      Mark i do this all the time. Its so much fun for me . Though ontime i made a monstrocity

  • @muffim_tv
    @muffim_tv 3 роки тому +948

    mark: it’s so cruel to throw away toys
    also mark: *cuts all the toys into pieces and stitches them back together into literal nightmares*

  • @Emporer-hz1dd
    @Emporer-hz1dd 5 років тому +4964

    Ethan: demonic furry
    Markiplier: nightmare fuel
    Tyler: suicidal warfstache

    • @imafuckingmesslol871
      @imafuckingmesslol871 4 роки тому +95

      Markiplier: Nightmare fuel with parasites

    • @gamencraft818
      @gamencraft818 4 роки тому +44

      Ethan's is my favorite not because furry, but it is just funny

    • @rixy_wolfwolfosjr9952
      @rixy_wolfwolfosjr9952 4 роки тому +28

      Mark's is a knockoff Mimikyu LMAO

    • @dylanrogers2958
      @dylanrogers2958 4 роки тому +20

      mark literally made a mimikyu without realizing 🤣🤣

    • @benji5897
      @benji5897 4 роки тому +5

      Rixy_Wolf//WolfosJR TAHHAHAHAH HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT?!

  • @SnoozesYaLoses
    @SnoozesYaLoses 5 років тому +8114

    Tyler: *makes suicidal Warfstache*
    Mark: *makes an STD*
    Ethan: *makes a furry*

    • @BigBadMonkey23
      @BigBadMonkey23 5 років тому +290

      And together, they combine their powers to create...the Fraggles!

    • @V4Short
      @V4Short 5 років тому +141

      Well shit they're *all* messed up aren't they?

    • @milkylars
      @milkylars 5 років тому +109

      Now we need Warfstache's fursona that has an STD

    • @vex7830
      @vex7830 5 років тому +21

      Me: makes autism

    • @camillebigelow5649
      @camillebigelow5649 5 років тому +14

      @@vex7830 well that's sad

  • @maynoryanes
    @maynoryanes 5 років тому +1786

    I'm impressed at how mark caught those balls of yarn flawlessly and didn't skip a beat while talking

  • @talonsandwings17
    @talonsandwings17 2 роки тому +241

    One of my primary sources of serotonin is Ethan saying something, it makes a surprise direct hit on Mark’s funny bone, and Mark then spends the next minute absolutely disabled by full-body laughter.

    • @psm7990
      @psm7990 8 місяців тому +3

      Same, it’s delightful

  • @Cpt.Str4ng3
    @Cpt.Str4ng3 5 років тому +2447

    The Friendssong was a foreshadowing to Unus Annus.

  • @iamnotglenn
    @iamnotglenn 5 років тому +2429

    Ethan: googles how to tie a noose
    Tyler: already knows

    • @Ace-dn3lw
      @Ace-dn3lw 5 років тому +28

      How does Tyler know?!

    • @xslayerxp9237
      @xslayerxp9237 5 років тому +18

      @@Ace-dn3lw he suffers of depression i think.

    • @HeartFlamming
      @HeartFlamming 5 років тому +85

      @@xslayerxp9237 Or he just knows so he could actually tie stuff with a rope.

    • @scenekween
      @scenekween 5 років тому +64

      It's an important thing to learn in life

    • @BarrelFerret
      @BarrelFerret 5 років тому +35

      it's not even a noose

  • @samryder8496
    @samryder8496 4 роки тому +4145

    “Markiplier makes: dog toys”
    Barely two minutes in: *whipping each other with fabric*

    • @aspen8403
      @aspen8403 4 роки тому +35

      only a minute in

    • @w9bbrs
      @w9bbrs 3 роки тому +28

      And then Ethan’s laugh- it sounded like a car-

    • @luckylliam4344
      @luckylliam4344 3 роки тому +2

      @@w9bbrshi

    • @luckylliam4344
      @luckylliam4344 3 роки тому +2

      @@aspen8403 pp

    • @samryder8496
      @samryder8496 3 роки тому +5

      @Lucid Ferret yeah exactly 😂😂

  • @jdands8388
    @jdands8388 3 роки тому +193

    I love that they seemed to have found something Ethan seems confident doing. He was so happy and content and it was Amazing to see. The result was a little scary, but the effort and happiness is a win

  • @tamakiamajiki1544
    @tamakiamajiki1544 5 років тому +632

    Best quote of the year:
    "You gotta knock it out before you perform surgery" ~Ethan 2019

  • @mothmanghost983
    @mothmanghost983 4 роки тому +2063

    I love the dynamic of these three.
    Mark: ringleader with a sense of control, but always ends up distracted by his own shenanigans or Ethan's.
    Ethan: chaotic cinnamon roll.
    Tyler: actually doing the task efficiently.

  • @francesemily6460
    @francesemily6460 4 роки тому +1062

    me: Ethan's isn't that bad
    Ethan: *turns it around*
    me: o h n o

    • @DeeFightingDreamer
      @DeeFightingDreamer 3 роки тому +26

      Lmao I was literally about to comment "Ethan's toy actually looks the best" but then he turned it around

  • @Grab_001
    @Grab_001 3 роки тому +59

    I love the entire beginning of this video was chaos but they had so much fun

  • @pesterenan
    @pesterenan 5 років тому +699

    "We are going to make dogs toys!"
    *ONE MINUTE PASSES*
    Starts whipping each other in the room.
    *Classic Markimoo's videos... xD*

    • @OuijaBaby
      @OuijaBaby 5 років тому +2

      Pesterenan why did I cringe to this. Like, we have eyes...😂

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 років тому +1

      I'd say seconds later.

    • @Stormbriar
      @Stormbriar 5 років тому +1

      -deep breath- yes

    • @_hailey_9012
      @_hailey_9012 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @alum1n1umkn1ght3
      @alum1n1umkn1ght3 5 років тому +1

      He likes to keep it origianal

  • @siadubey
    @siadubey 5 років тому +1544

    *When the first few seconds of the video actually became a 'cloth-smacking' contest...*

  • @huh4829
    @huh4829 5 років тому +830

    Ethan: Mine has sight
    Mark: Mine can scream in pain
    Tyler: *I MADE A WARFSTACHE EFFIGY*

    • @huh4829
      @huh4829 5 років тому +2

      @@l3ila219 Nice job, what's yours from?

    • @evyzer
      @evyzer 5 років тому +2

      @@huh4829 ngl I thought your profile pic was from Missio

    • @huh4829
      @huh4829 5 років тому +2

      @@evyzer Looks similar but it is from the song Choke

    • @princxssj
      @princxssj 5 років тому

      this comment and your profile picture are amazing. I love IDKHow

    • @huh4829
      @huh4829 5 років тому +1

      @@princxssj Same, thanks a lot

  • @brokenThinker
    @brokenThinker Рік тому +43

    ethan naming the 5 senses 12:57
    1. sight *grabs the hear*
    2. smell
    3. taste
    4. touch
    5. .....
    me dying of laughter because I can barely breath

    • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
      @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 10 місяців тому +4

      5. Sight?

    • @NeoMeconopsis
      @NeoMeconopsis 9 місяців тому +3

      I mean, grabbing the ear indicates hearing, so technically he had all five??

    • @brokenThinker
      @brokenThinker 9 місяців тому +2

      @@NeoMeconopsis i mean there are creatures the see through sound so. is ethan really wrong?

  • @Moodyslime400
    @Moodyslime400 5 років тому +1133

    I love how these videos are always just Mark and Ethan talking smack to each other while Tyler works silently, and Marks creations are almost always the most horrifying

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers 5 років тому +45

      Except for the pie. Ethan's was a freak show.

    • @netherboss8774
      @netherboss8774 5 років тому +8

      don't forget about the pizza and cake.

    • @priscilav.7321
      @priscilav.7321 5 років тому +13

      Ethans is the most horrifying most of the time 😂

    • @plasmetal8225
      @plasmetal8225 5 років тому +7

      Mark essentially made Mimikyu, Ethan made some sort of bootleg Perry the Platypus, and Tyler made a Voodoo Doll

    • @quieresfrijoles7299
      @quieresfrijoles7299 5 років тому

      And the best

  • @Ashley-nu9xs
    @Ashley-nu9xs 5 років тому +895

    1:44
    Mark: Chica you remember this old toy
    Chica: goes to grab toy
    Mark: well it dead now. It’s gonna die. We’re gonna kill it.

  • @galaxybeans3542
    @galaxybeans3542 5 років тому +648

    Mark: You cried
    Ethan: I cried
    Mark: You almost cried
    Tyler: *stares into camera*

    • @jon646an
      @jon646an 5 років тому +1

      *IT WAS TERRIBLE*

  • @zekrom2359
    @zekrom2359 2 роки тому +189

    we gonna talk about the fact that mark just recreated mimikyu?

  • @WondrVideos
    @WondrVideos 5 років тому +546

    3:46
    Mark: entirely separates Pikachu's head from the rest of its body.
    Ethan: cuts the tiny little ear off of Pikachu.
    Mark: *WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!*

  • @braxdenmahaffey8927
    @braxdenmahaffey8927 5 років тому +5269

    Ethan: Makes a furry
    Tyler: makes a dog toy
    Mark: Creates the Antichrist

    • @rrrandoms4040
      @rrrandoms4040 5 років тому +99

      Braxden Mahaffey Tyler’s actually turned out really well

    • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
      @RtsShrtFrRtthw 5 років тому +32

      The antichrist

    • @coolfishron6668
      @coolfishron6668 5 років тому +27

      Wade: makes a potato

    • @imweirdfiteme593
      @imweirdfiteme593 5 років тому +16

      Lol i literally cant stop laughing

    • @samantha7737
      @samantha7737 5 років тому +5

      TBH I only liked this because I was the 1000th. Ur welcome 😋😊

  • @doyalikejazz7253
    @doyalikejazz7253 5 років тому +2426

    Mark arguing when literally no one is disagreeing with him is a whole 2019 mood

    • @jeffreythecow2392
      @jeffreythecow2392 5 років тому +9

      ok no more people like this

    • @doyalikejazz7253
      @doyalikejazz7253 5 років тому +3

      Jeffrey The Cow 😂 sorry man lol

    • @himynameismrpink
      @himynameismrpink 5 років тому +38

      Amy was totally giving him a look off camera that got him defensive haha

    • @SidewaysKnee
      @SidewaysKnee 5 років тому +2

      666 likes

    • @doyalikejazz7253
      @doyalikejazz7253 5 років тому +2

      Dabonzo truuuuue lmao I wish they’d caught it on camera

  • @ImitationAfton
    @ImitationAfton 2 роки тому +262

    Mark being a masochist and secretly liking the towel smack

  • @sergeantbread5302
    @sergeantbread5302 5 років тому +515

    Mark as a dad
    Child: *has dream*
    Mark: "you see this dream? It's gonna die. We're gonna kill it."
    Child: .-.

    • @tayluurr
      @tayluurr 5 років тому +3

      \_(》_》)_/
      I dont know why I did this

  • @dominikky6891
    @dominikky6891 5 років тому +2952

    Mark: CHICA!
    Tyler:CHICA!!
    Ethan:CHICA!!!
    Henry: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

    • @yeetmanreal1st833
      @yeetmanreal1st833 5 років тому +5

      Dominique Luckystar great joke

    • @Airou7856
      @Airou7856 5 років тому +50

      Mark: “Well Chica’s a slut anyway, ...Henry!”

    • @vaehkurz2146
      @vaehkurz2146 5 років тому +4

      Omg nice one btw you should put that on tiktok

    • @vaehkurz2146
      @vaehkurz2146 5 років тому +2

      Thx for the like

    • @sammy6908
      @sammy6908 4 роки тому +1

      Book Series?

  • @MaiaBurrell
    @MaiaBurrell 5 років тому +840

    I almost died when they made Ethans voice into the car starter

    • @brooktrout8568
      @brooktrout8568 5 років тому +4

      Oh no! Was it the asphyxiation from your laughing?!

    • @el_darkstar
      @el_darkstar 5 років тому +7

      Omg sameee i had to pause the video because it was too much for me. Its at 1:22 😂

    • @hannahkittell1220
      @hannahkittell1220 5 років тому +4

      I was hoping they would put the guy hitting his car with a tree saying "sTaRt, MoFoKeR"

  • @randomperson-op6fu
    @randomperson-op6fu 3 роки тому +99

    Marks toy: Pikachu if he was bought of the black market
    Ethan's toy: Satan's true form
    Tyler: suicidal markimoo

  • @thebeandogs3136
    @thebeandogs3136 5 років тому +822

    Mark: impressively catches two yarn balls whilst talking
    Ethan: snippiy snippiy

    • @Astherisblank
      @Astherisblank 4 роки тому +6

      Sora Ishido12 hes just practicing how to murder his next victim lol

    • @SilverFlagPole
      @SilverFlagPole 4 роки тому +4

      Ethan Scissor hands

  • @necroboy4572
    @necroboy4572 5 років тому +2007

    Imagine being in a waiting room and hearing
    Okay countdown from 10
    10
    *loud ass thud*

    • @Astherisblank
      @Astherisblank 4 роки тому +78

      kokichi ouma I WAS EATING FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES AND I WAS DRINKING THE EXTRA JUICE I STARTED LAUGHING AND IT WENT OUT MY NOSE, I GOT A DAMN NOSE BLEED *intense wheezing and laughing whilst struggling to get a towel or paper towel to stop the nose bleed*

    • @kendalllowery1420
      @kendalllowery1420 4 роки тому +18

      Necroboy the doctor could not save you today..,

    • @delsol__
      @delsol__ 4 роки тому +20

      XxWolf_ShotxX XxAlphaxX| that happened to me but i was just drinking soda on his mad libs video.. yea my nose was burning for a while

    • @Umbr0
      @Umbr0 4 роки тому +12

      "Oh...it happened again..."
      "Just get a helmet and sedate 'im.... *NEXT* "

    • @mellohix
      @mellohix 4 роки тому +2

      XxWolf_ShotxX XxAlphaxX OH MY GOD LOLLLLLLLL

  • @twilight3272
    @twilight3272 5 років тому +1782

    Not gonna lie, Tyler’s looked the most durable lol

    • @aimaos8888
      @aimaos8888 4 роки тому +11

      What are you taaaalking about. Mark's is obviously the best

    • @anushkapandey8588
      @anushkapandey8588 4 роки тому +26

      Lol I know right, it looked tough enough for the dog to bite on

    • @ang4007
      @ang4007 4 роки тому +15

      it’s the mustache

    • @caffeination17
      @caffeination17 4 роки тому +7

      yeah that's what i thought too

    • @lailagalgoi
      @lailagalgoi 4 роки тому +8

      I was thinking as well cause the other toys looked like they would fall apart.especially those worms 😂

  • @v2actingsus
    @v2actingsus 3 роки тому +238

    All Weird Ethan Moments:
    0:41 "doy tooy-”
    1:11 (Sinister Ethan)
    1:23 “Nenenehe- Nenenehe- (Ethan Car)
    2:07 (uhhhh face’d Ethan)
    2:22 (Sinister Surgery)
    3:30 “Feels so *Right!”*
    3:33 (Cut the Pika Poo!)
    4:24 “OoOoOoOOoOOooo WooOooO, OOOOoooOoWOooOOoOoWUuUuUu, Friends friends friends-” ok no more
    4:44 “-rub a dub dubbing-“
    5:53 (Door creak) “I’m gonna make this baby a furry!”
    5:55 “-baby a furry!”
    6:24 “OOH I can use you!”
    6:29 *”EHE.”* (Throws broken Toucan)
    7:44 “Ow!- *FUUUU-“*
    9:39 (why)
    11:11 (continuing de line u kno?)
    12:49 “-love the *Hunt!”*
    12:58 “We’ve got sight. *We’ve got S I G H T.”*
    16:46 *“How to tie a noose”*
    18:42 “Markiplier *GAME.”*
    19:01 “Buh bye!”

  • @cjthesorceress7937
    @cjthesorceress7937 5 років тому +1338

    "Chica's a solid."
    -Wingus, 2019

    • @plasticsaturnia6307
      @plasticsaturnia6307 5 років тому +54

      That's Heapass to you

    • @kyreebeatty6002
      @kyreebeatty6002 5 років тому +17

      While he's not wrong, Chica's also technically a liquid and a gas as well, with bodily fluids and oxygen in her blood...

    • @geebygeeber
      @geebygeeber 5 років тому +7

      I thinks she's more of a liquid 😂

    • @loser1347
      @loser1347 5 років тому +7

      AgnusTale• アグナステイル she’s an absolute unit

    • @Thefirefan15
      @Thefirefan15 5 років тому +1

      CJ English he said slut.

  • @sweatychicken222
    @sweatychicken222 5 років тому +839

    Best quote here
    “You got to knock it out before surgery”
    And I also like how Ethan was googling how to tie a noose

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 5 років тому +4970

    Humans always have way more fun with dog toys than the dogs themselves.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 5 років тому +72

      True story, I stole one of my dogs' duck toys for myself.

    • @Zeeratman
      @Zeeratman 5 років тому +18

      Ikr

    • @Zeeratman
      @Zeeratman 5 років тому +18

      @@bluelfsuma same but is stole about 5-10 toys

    • @pebblespark9812
      @pebblespark9812 5 років тому +25

      @@bluelfsuma i read that wrong
      im sorry

    • @__rraina
      @__rraina 5 років тому +11

      PebbleSpark - Warriors Fan (O_O) OH um

  • @beebabooda
    @beebabooda 2 роки тому +21

    i'm crying chica seemed so happy at the end there her entire body was wagging i.. i'm. i. eugh i love her

  • @pestylucas7406
    @pestylucas7406 4 роки тому +6460

    Ethan: do you want to eat a furry?
    Mark: do you want to eat some parasites?
    Tyler: dO yOu wANt tO eAt YouR dAD?

  • @sygnalloy
    @sygnalloy 5 років тому +1537

    "Were making dog toys"
    seconds later they're whipping each other

    • @chain_sol2233
      @chain_sol2233 5 років тому +9

      *GASP* this is just like my locker room but we get hit with hard wet towels to make it hurt. I can see why we have rash? (i think its called that) SO thats why the girl were afraid of us at gym we hit hard

    • @prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185
      @prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 5 років тому +3

      Chain_Sol 22 Now I am not saying that you should stop doing it... but wet towels can actually draw blood and cut flesh. I also now of a story (which I checked to make sure it was true) from a camp I went to. The guys were screwing around in the cabin, hitting each other with towels. One dude really wound his strike up and hit another dude square in the sack, which promptly dropped with his balls to the floor. Dude had to go to the hospital in huge pain.

    • @chain_sol2233
      @chain_sol2233 5 років тому +2

      @@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 we were making sure to pull our whips (Since we were playing around) so no serious injuries but it did sting and yes we were crazy but thats in the past now l shoot people with my Nerf gun not as dangerous as wet towel tho l think are they?

    • @prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185
      @prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 5 років тому +1

      Chain_Sol 22 Nerf guns are not usually strong enough to cause too much damage. Although a few here and there that are not powered and fired the traditional way (through motors and springs) can sometimes pack a decent punch. Something else that is kind of funny is that a couple off brand nerf knock-off guns are stronger and have greater range than their nerf counterpart. Although if you wanna see dangerous nerf just ridiculously then may I suggest watching "The most dangerous nerf" serious by ADHDs World.

    • @chain_sol2233
      @chain_sol2233 5 років тому +1

      @@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 thank you also l removed my air restriction for my sniper and i think l did that for my automatic idk been a while now that packs a punch (do not try side affects are in loosing your friend starting a nerf war and having the enemy with the same gun power and all that good stuff) and this is why we have anime otkau and waifu guys

  • @Sillymoment910
    @Sillymoment910 5 років тому +502

    *you gotta knock it out before you perform surgery*
    When Ethan said that he broke Mark.
    That's a very Epic quote from Ethan.

  • @Kreepo420
    @Kreepo420 2 роки тому +110

    I feel so bad for mark because he put thought and love and a story into his and Henry and Chica completely ignored it for a furry and marks alt ego on a noose.

  • @viqtrz
    @viqtrz 4 роки тому +1223

    Mark: *Kills every person who says something bad to chica*
    Also Mark: *wElL cHiCa'S a SlUt AnYwAy!*

    • @CardStacked
      @CardStacked 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @ellascaife6198
      @ellascaife6198 4 роки тому +1

      @Rae Roxx yup!

    • @drakegiacometti309
      @drakegiacometti309 4 роки тому +4

      well yea and well no and well maby and well never and well penis

    • @goodnightlain
      @goodnightlain 4 роки тому +6

      @@drakegiacometti309 what

    • @edenfoster-c6q
      @edenfoster-c6q 4 роки тому +1

      i would fight someone on spot for saying something bad to my dog but i also bully him so much 💀

  • @blairehr9365
    @blairehr9365 4 роки тому +1275

    Ethan’s “Friends” song at 4:24 perfectly describes Unus Annus

  • @creeperdude3027
    @creeperdude3027 5 років тому +332

    Ethan: you don’t know about friendship
    Markiplier: I grew up poor, we couldn’t afford friendship
    Tyler: smilealways

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil 2 роки тому +17

    when mark mentioned the scene from toy story 3 and said "everyone cried because it was very sad"
    i immediately remembered laughing hysterically at the scene when i first saw it

  • @Therisingriver
    @Therisingriver 5 років тому +366

    Ethan: you gotta knock it out before you preform surgery
    Mark: *laughing really hard*

    • @lexi_hana
      @lexi_hana 5 років тому +5

      That's worse than Elon Musk laughing at a dead deer

    • @Sam_-qt3wd
      @Sam_-qt3wd 5 років тому +2

      I died then

    • @r.l.e.9082
      @r.l.e.9082 5 років тому +4

      Honestly I love Ethan's sense of humor, especially the dark and morbid stuff XD

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 роки тому

      *cackling*

  • @coleby5976
    @coleby5976 4 роки тому +2965

    Mark then: dog toys are so expensive now
    Mark today: spends almost 2,000 dollars on flashlights just for a UA-cam video

    • @FluffyDragonDrawing
      @FluffyDragonDrawing 3 роки тому +54

      dont forget the poptarts

    • @gloriamitchell2856
      @gloriamitchell2856 3 роки тому +5

      I would like this but it has 69 likes so...

    • @GrimDaTroller
      @GrimDaTroller 3 роки тому +9

      Also spends like 500 dollars in supplies for this video and wastes most of it

    • @bockboi4035
      @bockboi4035 3 роки тому +6

      @@gloriamitchell2856 ah yes a man of culture

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 3 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure this is also around the time he bought Becky
      Edit wait no he bought Becky 3 months later

  • @angelperez4103
    @angelperez4103 5 років тому +400

    5:54
    Ethan: I’m gonna make this baby a Furry!
    Mark on the other side: *CACKLES*

  • @Cerberus-Viper
    @Cerberus-Viper 3 роки тому +24

    the first few minutes of the video is the definition of " child at heart "

  • @trash5673
    @trash5673 5 років тому +441

    Mark: "We're making dog toys"
    Ethan: *Starts singing about friends*

    • @homebrewHousehold
      @homebrewHousehold 5 років тому +1

      Hi Man about *gay* friends.

    • @trash5673
      @trash5673 5 років тому +1

      @@homebrewHousehold
      Lol

    • @homebrewHousehold
      @homebrewHousehold 5 років тому +1

      Earliest reply ive ever gotten. But you had a point, just had to finish it

    • @trash5673
      @trash5673 5 років тому +1

      @Artistic tomatolol

  • @xxiaovex
    @xxiaovex 5 років тому +12299

    Petition to have ethan make a full cover of his 'friends' song

  • @danielpark4942
    @danielpark4942 5 років тому +712

    Tyler and Ethan: Actually attempting to make a dog toy
    Mark: puts pikachu head on hot dog

  • @duaasiddiqui5844
    @duaasiddiqui5844 5 років тому +513

    Ethan: *Smacks baby on table*
    Mark: *Horrified but still laughing*
    Ethan: *you gotta knock it out before you preform surgery.*

  • @clare9697
    @clare9697 5 років тому +325

    Ethan: HITS BABY ON TABLE
    Mark: Uhhhhh jesus christ
    Ethan: YOu GOt tO KNocK It Out bEfOre yOu pErform SuRgerY

    • @Ivan-uq8cc
      @Ivan-uq8cc 5 років тому +10

      I don't want ethan to be my surgeon

    • @sarahmarino2786
      @sarahmarino2786 5 років тому +12

      Clare Bear I trust that man with my fucking life

  • @tylerbator3168
    @tylerbator3168 4 роки тому +2479

    “IM GONNA MAKE THIS BABY A FURRY”- Ethan Nestor 2019

  • @thatwolfweirdo3-bq6gf
    @thatwolfweirdo3-bq6gf Рік тому +5

    Thank god for subtitles!! I’m watching this with my deaf best friend and my other friend! I love these sub titles! It helps her so much!

  • @smoopd
    @smoopd 5 років тому +1604

    Nobody:
    Ethan grabbing ear: *wEv'e GoT sIGht*

  • @johnmoffat4075
    @johnmoffat4075 4 роки тому +710

    This was the start of Ethan’s journey evolving into Sid

    • @banke6682
      @banke6682 4 роки тому +10

      Devolving*

    • @TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube
      @TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube 4 роки тому +2

      They do know that putting ears, a tail, and beak on it doesn't make it a furry, right?

    • @lakotariveras6635
      @lakotariveras6635 4 роки тому +2

      i was thinking the same thing XD

    • @marialindell9874
      @marialindell9874 4 роки тому

      401

    • @LowResolution_
      @LowResolution_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheBetterBleedingBladesUA-cam your username and your comment tell me alot about yourself
      This isn't ment to be offensive btw

  • @cybilm1759
    @cybilm1759 4 роки тому +563

    Ethan: *demonic noises here and there*
    Mark: *made himself a shiny and more weird mimikyu*
    Tyler: *just your typical grandma, sitting in silence with needles and threads*

  • @MrGoose-vn1lp
    @MrGoose-vn1lp 3 роки тому +16

    Mark: "Do you remember Sid from the first movie?"
    Me: "Yes, he's sitting right next to you."

  • @bldypwz
    @bldypwz 5 років тому +304

    Mark: *states facts*
    Everyone: *laughing*
    Mark: WHAT?! ItS tRuE! ItS a FaCt!!

  • @swagmeister3000
    @swagmeister3000 5 років тому +239

    ethan googling how to tie a noose is a whole ass mood

  • @doctorblanket
    @doctorblanket 5 років тому +501

    Half of this video I was losing my shit laughing and the other half I was just dying inside at how bad they are at sewing XD I so desperately wanted to just take it from them and be like "No! Watch me do it, and you will learn!"

    • @allovertheplacecreations2787
      @allovertheplacecreations2787 5 років тому +8

      When they were using yarn needles on tight fabric

    • @chickenstrips4619
      @chickenstrips4619 5 років тому +1

      AHAHAHA 69th LIKE HAHAHAHA BOW TO ME

    • @dxmdum
      @dxmdum 5 років тому +1

      Teach me your ways oh wise one xD but same i was laughing so hard

    • @archean432
      @archean432 5 років тому +1

      thank god I don't know how to sew either. Now my insides are whole and undead.

    • @seebless
      @seebless 5 років тому +1

      Honestly, same. I couldn't stop laughing! 😂

  • @PeachyDayItIs
    @PeachyDayItIs 2 роки тому +17

    I just realized Ethan tied the noose to give to Tyler. That’s sweet in a concerning way 😂

  • @JosinDroplet
    @JosinDroplet 5 років тому +448

    Markiplier Makes: Tacos
    Markiplier Makes: Pie
    Markiplier Makes: Mac and Cheese
    Markiplier Makes: Clay sculptures
    Markiplier Makes: Chocolate Chip Cookies
    (Just a few suggestions, idk about clay sculptures tho bc they may just sculpt dixs)

    • @PurpleGuy1987
      @PurpleGuy1987 5 років тому +8

      JKIMCHI productions what about Markiplier Makes: Hamburger

    • @bugsydarling
      @bugsydarling 5 років тому +4

      I LOVE the clay idea!!!

    • @TD64
      @TD64 5 років тому

      Or SCP-173

    • @GeoToni13
      @GeoToni13 5 років тому +1

      The clay idea is awesome!

    • @timothyboerste8164
      @timothyboerste8164 5 років тому

      Markiplier makes: Brownies

  • @BrokenDocksEntertainment
    @BrokenDocksEntertainment 4 роки тому +2203

    Mark: *cuts off Pikachu's head*
    Ethan: *cuts off Pikachu's ear*
    Mark: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! YOU BASTARD!!!"

    • @ticket7161
      @ticket7161 3 роки тому +29

      “You killed kenn- PIKACHU.” “you bastard!”

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 роки тому +15

      yeah that's a good summary of their dynamic as Unus Annus

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому +4

      My comrade has fallen

    • @nebulaticbee
      @nebulaticbee Рік тому

      XD

  • @ariannasomera5944
    @ariannasomera5944 5 років тому +538

    Mark: Turns Completely Into Sid from Toy Story
    Ethan: Makes A Furry
    Tyler: Makes Warfstache Convicting Suicide

  • @dianamu5697
    @dianamu5697 3 роки тому +46

    "Here's a baby"
    "A baby" -violently smashes that kiddo against the table-
    Yes, that's a good dad

  • @lucyhollands7874
    @lucyhollands7874 5 років тому +414

    Why is no one discussing how adorable Ethan and Chica are like wha- 16:06

  • @yoimxyler1711
    @yoimxyler1711 5 років тому +1574

    “I’m gonna make this baby a furry”
    ~Ethan 2019

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 років тому +21

      - Ethan Mark Nestor; March 5, 2019
      i made it sound fancier, ur welcome

    • @yoimxyler1711
      @yoimxyler1711 5 років тому +2

      aikømei ...it’s the 5th 😂 but thank you human

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 років тому +2

      Woah it’s Xyler Brynn! oh shit wait
      i fixed it hehhehe

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 років тому +1

      Jonah Trujillo nah fam i *just* unliked it for the reason of s a t a n

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 5 років тому +1

      That's probably what my parents said when I was born-

  • @mileenabelle
    @mileenabelle 5 років тому +721

    *knocks baby's head on the table*
    Ethan: You have to knock it out before you preform surgery

  • @eleanorneath530
    @eleanorneath530 3 роки тому +2

    Ethan's little kiss for Chica at 16:05 is so endearing and sweet, bless them both

  • @birdguy6421
    @birdguy6421 4 роки тому +1606

    I just realized this was posted on my Birthday last year... Best gift i could ever get.

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 роки тому +19

      Well then happy (extremely belated) birthday.

    • @lutherorluth
      @lutherorluth 4 роки тому +8

      Happy......birthday 🥳😋

    • @clxrity2992
      @clxrity2992 4 роки тому +8

      Twins!

    • @atlasllm
      @atlasllm 4 роки тому +6

      Happy late Birthday then! I hope the next one will be a good one for you ^^

    • @imperium8711
      @imperium8711 4 роки тому +6

      Happy belated birthday

  • @Mason_kit173
    @Mason_kit173 4 роки тому +2427

    Tylar: **has known Mark since 1st grade**
    Ethan: hi I do backflp
    Mark: yeah I'm gonna make a channel with that one
    Tylar: ok

    • @jazzcibaka3087
      @jazzcibaka3087 4 роки тому +43

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 4 роки тому +47

      Tyler*

    • @mushaluna
      @mushaluna 4 роки тому +31

      Why do I find this so funny 🤣🤣

    • @Taker369
      @Taker369 4 роки тому +112

      Maybe his rule is no tall people

    • @ericaisepic5695
      @ericaisepic5695 4 роки тому +241

      SLJDDHKD I think it was just for the different chemistry between all of them, Ethan definitely was the better fit for Unus Annus I think but Tyler and marks friendship should NOT be undermined because you can tell they are all so close

  • @Gragoroth
    @Gragoroth 5 років тому +218

    Mark: "You cried!"
    Ethan: "I cried!"
    Mark: "You almost cried!"
    Tyler: *blank stare*

    • @jordanbuanno
      @jordanbuanno 5 років тому +6

      He's stone face Tyler 😂

    • @Gragoroth
      @Gragoroth 5 років тому +4

      @@jordanbuanno Tyler: Smile always!

  • @SS_DT
    @SS_DT 3 роки тому +3

    This video really puts me straight in my feels about what a dream this would have been for Ethan just a few years ago. Their friendship makes me so happy!

  • @oliviawolfe1340
    @oliviawolfe1340 4 роки тому +959

    Mark: “sing!”
    Ethan: starts singing about friendship
    Me: gets flashbacks to the disclaimer song

  • @loganschroeder3880
    @loganschroeder3880 5 років тому +284

    Mark: we’re gonna make dog toys!!
    Everyone: Starts whipping each other
    Me: ya that some nice dog toys u got their
    Mark: yells in pain
    Me: some nice, nice dog toys

    • @kkelpie6849
      @kkelpie6849 5 років тому +3

      48 seconds into the video everyone starts to whip each other.

  • @thesaltiestspoon
    @thesaltiestspoon 5 років тому +440

    "You cried"
    _"I cried"_
    "You almost cried" *menacing silence*

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 3 роки тому +2

    What I love most about Markiplier Makes is you have Mark rambling nonsense for the camera while Ethan and Tyler are just focused on their creations. It's adorable, like watching primary school kids where you have one loud mouth and the others who just want to learn.

  • @birdape5033
    @birdape5033 5 років тому +599

    5:54 I can just imagine god saying “I’m gonna make this baby a furry!”

    • @justin-gq1zj
      @justin-gq1zj 5 років тому

      Mborg152 Something lmao

    • @swansyboy8512
      @swansyboy8512 5 років тому +11

      what do you mean "imagine"?
      You litteraly *_hear_* Him say it in the video...

    • @juzoarmor3841
      @juzoarmor3841 5 років тому +2

      That happened to me

    • @madjamproductions
      @madjamproductions 5 років тому +4

      As a furry I can say this comment is 110% true

    • @Crazy_Bomb
      @Crazy_Bomb 5 років тому +1

      Pretty sure he doesn't phrase it like that. Trust me, I know my God.

  • @jessmorgan4037
    @jessmorgan4037 5 років тому +1092

    *is no one talking about how good these men can sew?*

  • @yoimxyler1711
    @yoimxyler1711 5 років тому +417

    “You gotta knock it out before you preform surgery”
    ~crankgameplays 2019

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 5 років тому +3

      I didn't know Ethan was an anesthesiologist.

    • @iLinked
      @iLinked 5 років тому

      >preform

  • @friendlychef5901
    @friendlychef5901 Рік тому +6

    I don't know why Bob being Rest In Pieces whilst Wade Rest In Species made me laugh so hard.

  • @milesdeen1984
    @milesdeen1984 4 роки тому +999

    Mark: backstory
    Ethan: furry
    Tyler: fancy
    All three: SCREAMS

  • @bluehornets5694
    @bluehornets5694 5 років тому +165

    I love how mark made a really dark back story to his and makes it horrific.
    And then Ethan turns his around and its a hell beast.

  • @deddsos
    @deddsos 5 років тому +308

    1:42
    Mark: **sits down**
    Chica: **pops her head up from between Mark and the table**
    My mind: **awwww 😍😍 such a good doggo**

  • @elliotsmithe3814
    @elliotsmithe3814 2 роки тому +7

    tyler’s laugh is so goofy and it gives me everything i need in life

  • @lisawinchester2840
    @lisawinchester2840 5 років тому +287

    i love how ethan chuckles whenever he violently cuts an old toy apart.