Daz Watches Asian Make Up Transformation
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- Опубліковано 2 гру 2018
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Imagine Sarah walking in because she heard her dad calling for help and she just sees that he strapped himself to a chair with tape.
Her name is Linda
@@hmmmwerebothweirdright.6377 I can’t tell whether or not you’re joking.
@@hmmmwerebothweirdright.6377 her name is Sarah
@@hmmmwerebothweirdright.6377 Sarah is his daughter- Linda is his ‘real’ assistant
I feel like She’d just leave him there or laugh for like 20 minutes before helping him
''Imagine going on a date, and your person takes off his chin'' I almost died 😂😂
LIIIINNNNNNDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAA
Sounds like a That's so Raven episode
if there was makeup to fix THIS then i wouldn't have stayed im my house for 6 years without leaving.....i actually haven't left my house in 6 years but thats a different problem of mine
Lolll
😂😂😂
The tape bit had me laughing so hard I shed some tears 🤣🤣🤣
Same lol it gets me everytime
You can tell how much he GENUINELY struggling to get it off too lol
My pp hurts
I was on that part in the video then i found your comment and the reason i was laughing was because of your pfp and the video 😂
I love how Daz is so open and loves himself. He loves his body and is just so confident! “Most women don’t need make up. I think you are all beautiful.” We need more people like him!
Ikkkkk❤❤❤❤
FAX
For some reason that sounds so backhanded 💀
daz taped to his seat and yelling at his computer is a mood lol
Me taped to my crush and yelling at my emotions
@@MrPumpkinDuck saaaaaaaaaame
wtf does that even mean
Its not a mood it was a struggle. The struggle was real.
“Women of the world if you remove your nose in front of me we are no longer friends.” - Daz
SO TRUE lol 😂😂😂😂
No one else like this comment the 69 must stay!!
It's been two days and there 750 likes now
Julie Columbia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wat
Daz panicking being stuck at the tape always makes me laugh 😂
same
"And a fuck my face" 😂😂
I needed several laughs due to a bad depression day and binge watching old Daz watches has given me the happy chemicals for a bit!
"If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church!"
XD oh no! 😂
“Well eliminate the nose”
Never tell
Yeeeeeeessssss!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Local man dies of exhaustion after attempting to free himself from his chair which he was attached to with sellotape
imagine finding a body in that state
@@sunnivamhagatun Haha lol
*at the funeral*
Mum:oh my god what happened to him how did he die
Friend:well he sellotaped himself to a chair and then he tried to get up and died of exhaustion
Mum: *W H A T T H E F U C K*
Dragon 15609 I’m pretty sure if you google it an actual story will come up 💀 😂
Nah, there’ll just be an online newspaper with the link to this video
"I think most women don't need makeup to be honest. I think you're all beautiful. I think if you feel that you need makeup to feel beautiful you're lying to yourself" awwww thanks dazzz
imagine if sarah walked in on him being taped to his chair 😂😂😂😂😂
"If the men find out we can shapeshift...." Lol here during quarantine. The second quarantine....
Feels like the EIGHTH
I’m here during quarantine as well.
I’m missing the last week of school because of a positive case of covid
@@boo_12kai15 A teacher was tested positive for COVID, and we're still operating 🤠
their going to Tell the church
"OH JESUS OH NO HER NOSE WENT *WHOOOP* GONE"
*WHAT'S THAT!?*
@@JamesLikesFire ye what is that
Look at the number of likes you have....
3:39
The part where Daz puts the tape all over him had me dying so much I had to watch it again😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro...I'm gonna be honest...I just got home after sneaking out with my friends, I rolled my ankle, had to walk home alone, and watching his reactions just made me feel 1000 times better
You doing better now a year later?
“That’s not a normal skin complexion THATS A VITAMIN DEFICIENCY”
If the men knew we could shapeshift they are going to tell the church
I want that on a t-shirt
Yuvena Murakumo same 👏🏽
@@cutiepandakiller4440 Lmao, Sailor J ♡
Avcnoir I’m your 1000 like
Daz: “that’s not makeup that’s mission impossible level “
I read this just as he said it 😂
Nah makeup is the most deceptive and scary thing that we have known for a while....Tbh I think it would be useful in the military for any mission lmao 😂
Ultra Dragon it’s so true 😂
Caelan Bull lol
Might as well use the elastic mask
“LINDA WHERES MY TAPE👹👹👺”*+*ten minutes later*+*”😮💨nailed it🥴”why did I ever do it”
"LINDA! WHERE'S MY TAPE!? HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT AGAIN!?"
had me dead
”I don’t think I could date a girl that had to take her nose off after a hard day at work.”
*I PUNCTURED A LUNG-*
ARMYYY
Jungkook -ah AAAYYY
LMAO 💜
PFFT
Same🤣🤣
When Daz taped himself to the chair, I lost it 😂
Kaitlyn Muirhead me too hahahaha
Yeah that was hilarious
Same! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hehe spoilers
Kaitlyn Muirhead I
You ruined the video for me since when you open it it shows comments but you arnt lying 😂😂😂
I never laughed so hard and so much in my life when daz put all that tape on his face. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Lol
02:03 The tape sketch had me in stitches. No, I mean literally. When I peeled the tape off my face it took all of my skin off. 😂
And 3 years later he still has low disk space...
you'd have thought it would've been fixed by now lol
Get more disc space daz
@@AnarchyWillows nobody knows why it is doing it. He’s had people look over it lmao
@@DEMONWOLF-sc1jc Yeah you would think that but in another video he showed that he had like 20 gigs used out of alot lol🤣
omg ur here tooo
I died at the tape part.
“Man,asians have it rough”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg 1k likes??? Thank you!!! 😂😮
Not Saying hahahahahahahah!!! Oh god I’m dying right now because he’s that hilarious 😂
Not saying I really fuckin fell of my bed. Almost 😵 not dead I almost died 😂 my ass off.
3:16. wait she as a mold on her neck the mold its still there it her...
Not Saying same
I am supposed to be ASLEEP. It is 12:55 AM. And I have to get up early! :D And I am VERY glad I made sure I didn't laugh loudly, or else my head would've been on a wall! XD
“I’m going to ask if I can poke her nose” has me deadddd imagine going up to someone oh hey can I just poke you’re nose 😂😂😂xx
His reaction to everytime the woman peels off the fake nose had me dying 💀
When people say “I’m a CEO of being a catfish”
Honey..... you haven’t met the *asian women* yet.
Yeah, all I've been seeing were shapeshifter
I’m so sorry for this and you may believe I’m annoying for this, but my ocd is kicking in. You would say met not meet. Sorry for sounding annoying it just bothered me
May I ask what your profile picture is
Russell Pawson you know I think it’s sexy, so that’s why it my profile picture, it’s my mom not that I think my moms sexy
so ur calling us ugly?:(
The tape part killed me. I am deceased.
deseesed
RIP
Me too
Im still dying now lol
RIP
OMG 2:04! 😂😂 🤣🤣 Daz is the funniest person alive!
Daz proving that it’s not actual beauty that matters its the confidence you have even though daz is beautiful
4:25
“The only six pack I got is in the fridge” stumbled upon your channel, here to stay.
You fucking bissh
Same
@@casfolsom8228 I bet your saying to your self
@@janedoe8945 saying to it self
@@ckienight9742 what do you mean
I laughed at Daz struggling because he taped himself to his chair for way to long 😭✋
That part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
He is a genius
XD
Man Asians had it rough 🤣
Let's apreciate your pfp :}
“LINDA WHERES MY TAPE HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT AGAIN “got me rolling 😂
Love how he said he’d cut his ear off like Picasso even though it was Van Gough that cut his ear off. Made it even more chaotic 😂😂
when he was taped to the chair and he yelled at the disk space notification I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂
holy shit thanks for the likes 😂
lily quinlan same😂😂😂😂
We all did
lily quinlan my god😂😂😂
It’s the best part!!!
lily quinlan I know that's was the most fun thing I have seen in forever 😂😂
lily quinlan I lost it as well and it was 3am for me so I’m trying to keep quiet at the same time
'Who wears a fake nose'
*Sad Voldemort noises*
ޖ🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Michael Jackson dies. U know how much plastic surgery he did on his face?
@@jaylaking339 ??????
Moldy voldy
🤣🤣
4:46 got me laughing sooooo hard 😂😂🥰
6:35 Daz that’s called catfishing
Breaking news: girl dies of heart attack from laughter of watching a man tape himself to a chair
Make that two
@@dyinginside8716 make that 3 😭😂😂😂
@@alouwd2880 At this rate, daz is a serial killer
@@dyinginside8716 yup
*and a boy
I am officially DIEING of laughter 😂😂. When he was trying to take off the tape😂😂
Same
SAME
We all were 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too hahah
Me too😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I love how he is still respectful
"LINDA... IM STUCK" Got me dieing🤣🤣🤣
Daz: "it's a scary time to be alive"
Me in 2020: *watching people fighting over toilet paper* "um..... well i wish that was true"
Sara Horn yessssss
same😂
True
True
Tru
Wolf Lover88 true tho
My friend: *Puts on mascara*
"Oh My GoD i'M sUcH a CaTfIsH lIkE sErIoUsLy."
Me: *Oh honey. You have no idea...*
HAHA YES 😹😹😹😹
You stole my comment
@@himikotoga5802 No, they didn’t.
@@himikotoga5802 You only have one comment on this channel, and it’s right here.
3:04 is a catfish I thought it was das😳
he’s so unintentionally funny and i love it 😭❤️
‘Proofs in the Pudding. And I’ve had a lot of pudding if you can tell’ slap* slap* 😂😂
Daz chasing girl around at a party:
Daz: *I GOTTA SEE IF UR NOISE IS REAL*
Noise
TRUE
You mean nose?
I like to imagine a bunch of women talking and standing around and Daz running up to them and yelling "I GOT YOUR NOSE!" as he pulls on their nose to verify they are real, then him letting go and slowly walking away while saying, "Verified." 😂
Coco Caine omg yesssssss
daz: " who wears a fake nose"
literally no one:
micheal jackson: *looks around the room*
PFFFFFFF- HAHAHAHAAA🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YEE-HEE
killua zoldyck Daz: Who wears a fake nose?
Michael Jackson: ...MEE HEE
@@salamhassan6360 😂
Daz strapped to a chair me dying in laughter😂😂
The tape sketch gives me an asthma attack every time. EVERY.TIME.
don’t judge a book by its cover
*_REMOVES NOSE_*
Ma man this is some lit goverment shit
I melted when Daz said, "I think most women don't need makeup to be honest. I think you're all beautiful. I think if you feel that you need makeup to feel beautiful you're lying to yourself" OMG I FELT THIS :( :(
👆
=)
My name represents what i am just add "e" in hope and you understand
He’s such a good guy🥺💕
@@hoplesspocus6948 hey I love that anime
A man's definite perspective. Well said daz ❤
thanks man that's gotta be the funniest thing i've seen in a while. keep having fun dude
This was the first video of Daz’s I ever saw. This was what started my journey as a Dazzler. I still keep up with his videos to this day. Daz is my comfort UA-camr ❤ thank you so much Daz
"It wasn't worth it for a sketch" those are gonna be Daz's last words 😂
Man 500+ likes and im first reply
"If men finds out we could shapeshift, they're going to tell the church!" - Sailor J, Contouring 101.
Eliminate the nose. You can pretend that you have no nostrils men will be bewitched and hand over there wallets
I am the 101 like 😂
You want to look like a pterodactyl, men LOVE pterodactyl's
A man once walked in on me while I was contouring. I had to pretend to be schizophrenic so he’d think I was playing in cat shit.
We need a new way to hide it
I love the fact that Daz can make us all laugh even on our bad days!😊🙂
daz has helped me with so much, I am forever in debt to him for this. thank you so much daz!!
*"babe,what are you doing with my face?"*
*"im making sure your real"*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
* you're
Your user, -I
*my name is Stephanie*
*Shoves wooden skewer through his nose* IM IN THE MATRIX
Daz: who wheres a fake nose
Voldemort: fake nose? WHERE!?
Lol
I laughed way to hard at this at 3 am I think my neighbours may kill me xxx
OK I laughed myself silly I thought voldemort was attractive
@@oldsport8838 i cant say anything since i simp for my username
@@sallyface1695 lé shotgun
by far my fav daz watches, also u do an amazing golem impression lmao, im also cracking up at the amount of times the 'low disk space' notification popped up.
The moment with the tape I couldn't stop laughing. 🤣 I haven't had a good week n even tho this video is older I saw it and decided to watch, needed this laugh so much. I felt the pressure just lift off of me n I just could not breathe from laughing so hard lol just wanna say thank you for being the amazing person u r!
Daz: tapes face to his chair
*daughter walks in*
Daughter: Dad, do you want to talk
I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂
Sh1t
Daz hates these type of comments
🤣
@Kimberly t search daz watches mukbang he says in that video
“LINDA WHERES MY TAPE...HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT AGAIN?” My senior quote
What dose he mean by do it agin ?
@@joward5585 uhmmmm smth dirty love
@@asif-lp7zu oh god
Love the GoT shirt Daz!! I just started watching it properly. So far Stark is my fav house in GoT
My stomach is hurting so bad right now from laughing so much hahahaha you are a classic Daz love you so much taping your face
Imagine his daughter or someone walking in and seeing that he taped himself to the chair and can’t get out
Edit: I love how funny all the comments are 😂❤️
His daughter would probably die of laughter before she could even get the scissors.
lol
i honestly couldn’t breathe i started crying of laughter and thought i woke my mom up
Id be like
"You dumb bitch why did you do that?"
"Not again Dad!"
The fact that Daz couldn't reach the scissors was the best part and he cussed the computer for saying he has low disc space
Edit: Thanks for the likes
That's when they want there nose tiny
Keke Belgrave ITS DISK! DISC IS LIKE A DVD, CD OR BLUE- RAY!
Adrians Tazans no its not. Disc is spelt like that as disc space and everything else is
I just love the jump cut from Normal Daz to Him strapped to his chair
I watch this every time I’m doing my set at gym. Gets me every time🤣love you daz 💜
**let's just stick some scotch tape right there**
*ok. You're beautiful now.*
What you need is flex tape
Hunter Zolomon I was about to say the same thing I love you please marry me
@@youruncleolaf4694 you may now kiss the....... Hunter?
DEEEEENNNNNKKKKIII
Sf3 Warrior Gloriuss yyyyyyaaaaassssssss
”i’m gonna cut my ear off like picasso...”
vincent van gogh: 👁👄👁👂🏻
Picasso:👂👁👄👁👂
@gebak is lekker Well thats not very kind of you.
That Asian girl can hide everything but them teeth
I could watch Daz being taped to a chair 58580686 times and I’m still gonna die of laughter
I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while thank you for this the tape part had me in stitches 🤣
Honestly need Low Disk Space merch Daz, basically a meme on the channel now
Nexadroid WE NEED THIS NOW
@lazycatlux interesting....
StolenComment/10.
lazycatlux same
Put it next to james Charles discount code merch.
Daz: "im going to F*cking cut my ear off, going to be like f*cking Picasso"
Me: it was van Gogh who cut off his ear not Picasso
IM CRYING XD
Also Fred Weasley. But he didn't cut it off, It was an explosion in Hogwarts that blew up his ear.
@Eckstein Kids
Erin Rose1212 AHAHAHAHAA OMG SO HILARIOUS
Stop fuck you
Erin Rose1212 same
Daz put himself in a whole saw trap with the cello-tape, reaching for the scissors trying not to cut any limbs off.
Lmao 🤣 everytime i feel a bit down and whatch Daz i laugh my ass of i love it keep it up lol
Daz:*all taped up* "Linda Help!"
Linda:*dose not answer*
Low Disk space:"hey!"
Daz:😐
Just Arianna what
@@elsab5887 it's spelled does not dose
@Just Arianna its does 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“That’s not a skin tone that’s a vitamin deficiency!” 😂😂😂😂
You joined six years ago and have six subscribers
@@bertandsausage8442 More than you have
@@GriddlyMcDiddlegrow up
@@bertandsausage8442 I think you should grow up
@@bertandsausage8442 you're the one harassing someone who did nothing to you and you're telling THEM to grow up!? You're such a fucking hypocrytical moronic CLOWN 🤣🤣
4:20 ❤ YOU'RE SO SWEET
I Was crying with laughter when he had the tape on his face lol
Make *LINDA* merch. And *LOW DISK SPACE* merch.
Edit: thx for the likes❤❤❤❤
👍🏼
I'd rather buy the low disk space merch than the Linda merch
YES
XD
TUHS PU
3:41 “OH NO HER NOSE WENT WHOOOOP”
“OH MY OH HOLY JESUS”😂😂😂
The way he siad: *whoop* though
oh my unholy jesus?
She takes her makeup of and comes out another 4:53
I love the Gollum impression
Girl:* putting tape on her chin*
Daz: *putting tape around his whole head *
“Man Asians have it tough JEEZUS”
Still no comments and 1.1k likes
Still no comments and 1.1k likes
Still no comments and 1.2k likes
Still no comment and 1.3k likes
Still no comments and 1.4k likes
That’s not a normal skin complexion that’s a VITAMIN DEFICIENCY 😂😂😂😂
Don't know why they want their skin 👻 colored
Edie Hamilton I felt attacked lmao
It is in Asia in Asia white skin is considered beautiful pale white pearly white
@@Petraclark they'll fucking worship me when I get to Tokyo then😂
Let me catch MY son lmfao
2:05 I actually laughed out loud🤣🤣
Edit: SEE I FULLY AGREE!! Make up should enhance your beauty. Not completely turn you into a different identity 😭
The way he said “ah-😃” when he put the first piece of tape on had me dying😭
You can’t have a daz video without the low disk space in it
Yep 😂 It never ends 😂
OMG BORAHAE💜💜
Or Linda
Shayla Mae yeah true true haha
army
I love how you said the second girl looked "a certain way" instead of saying she's ugly. Respect.
Edit: In my opinion I don't think she's ugly. I don't really think anyone is ugly judging by their looks. That's just messed up
That’s mean by you calling her “ugly” it’s not nice
Wesley ClipZ
D E S P E R A T E
@@godlygreens4559 no
Mission Complete +R E S P E C T
@@shirliewoolman8951 they weren't calling her ugly. They were saying that Daz said 'a certain way' instead of just straight out calling her ugly.
“Women OF the WORLD if You REMOVE your NOSE in front OF me WE are NO longer FRIENDS “ 4 years later and this still cracks me up
5:07 has me rolling lmao we luv you daz
999 what’s your emergency?
Daz: I’ve taped myself to a chair
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I READ IT IN HIS VOICE AHAHAHA
Humdum diggy
911 gonna be like
DA FQU IS THIS?
Humdum diggy 911 not 999 😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t bother Reading my name when we’re British we say 999 do ur research
Lady: *takes off her fake eyelashes* Daz: Is anything connected to her real? Is she gonna rip her nipples off next? I’m dead 😂😂😂
Amber Ceriale same🤣🙃🤣😂
Same
when you taped your face i was on the floor dying litterally dying, im sorry but you make my day with your funny videos.love you so much and i love your videos
I've rewatched this for the past 3 years and it never fails to make me laugh