Fun fact! That rubber glove chicken shoe hack was stolen from one of Martha Stewart's old Halloween specials. It was originally intended to be part of a cheap, easy costume for a small child.
My friend is one of her personal assistants or something idk what his title is but imagine I was like “dude get her to sue five minute crafts”. (Not that that would happen ofc lol)
7:30 ish ; Fun Fact! Frankenstein did not, in fact, graduate! He built his "monster" in his dorm, freaked out and dipped, dropped out of college entirely. Dude's not even a Dr. :D
eeeh you're gonna wash your hands either way right? Only thing I see it really being a benefit is that gloves prevent it from getting under your nails. that's where it really gets gross. Not many people actually realize that their nails need to be cleaned just as much(of not more) than their hands before and after they handle raw product of any kind@@wikitan
@@jendeukie_pookie it's not so much one weird individual item, but instead it's the variety we have. It's like Walmart but smaller and everything is $1.25. But I guess the weirdest item we've sold is a sports energy drink made with deer antler velvet.
Thank you funkyfrogbait for making my day just a little bit better! DID YOU KNOW? Frogs drink water through their skin A frog’s eyes and nose are on the very top of their heads A group of frogs is called an army BC THIS BLEW UP HERES SOME MORE! Frogs have to close their eyes to swallow. A frog’s eyes are sometimes in its mouth. Frogs don’t have rib cages. (WE ARE FUNKYFROGBAITS ARMY!)
I say this for your safety: PLEASE do NOT spray paint indoors. Do it in a highly ventilated area aka OUTSIDE. Good on you for wearing a mask though 3:59
using a plastic plate for the baby head thing was actually better than what they did because they seemed to indicate you could put a real succulent in the head. In order to keep a real succulent alive you need some form of drainage so they're not sitting in water always. You could use a nail or something to poke a hole in the bottom of the plastic plate to create drainage, whereas a ceramic plate would require a power drill and some skill to not absolutely shatter it. There's an infamous "just drill a hole in the bottom of a teacup for a succulent planter" hack in the plant people community that has shattered many a beautiful teacup, it's not as easy as it sounds to drill ceramic.
If you do want to drill ceramic, you can buy a special bit for it. I make ceramic mugs, and when they don't turn out how I planned, and can't be used as mugs, I drill holes in the bottom with a masonry bit - you need both water to lubricate the bit, and also you have to oscillate the bit as you drill, unlike the way you would drill through wood
To be fair, you CAN keep succulents alive in pots without drainage, it’s just more difficult and less forgiving about any mistakes in watering. Drainage is absolutely recommended though, in this case I would likely put a small plastic pot with drain holes inside of the baby head so I could easily dump out any excess water.
@@d.d.d.a.a.a.n.n.n Mason bit is key. I drill drain holes in my planters all the time. I had no idea it was "a thing" I just want pots that drain and know how tools work 😂
@@smithyjiggles4745 Any type of armor, defensive gear and guns. To make it sound less dubious, I'm not from the US, so those stores are rare and I sell legally purchasable stuff to legal adults.
Despite no-one asking, a snake biting it's own tail is known as an Ouroboros, and it represents infinity, circle of life, and death & rebirth. :D (I'm saying this cause Funky said smth about it around 16:59)
The jello worms is actually a really cool (and convincing) project *if* you follow a good recipe. You have to use cream to make them look more like real worms. It's messy, but it is fun to prank kids with.
16:34 I just realized how stupid the jello + straws = gummy worms “hack” is, when there’s already such a thing as gummy worms and you can get a bag of 50 for 1$.
Legit this was smt my family used to do as a non Halloween dessert w sour worms, except we put the Oreo “dirt” on top of our homemade chocolate mousse and had sour worms on top, then used straws as protection for the fake flowers we stuck into that otherwise edible garden. It was surprisingly cute and deceptively delicious
first time leaving a comment on this channel but just wanted to say your new content is really fun and entertaining!! im a big fan and while i cant afford patreon right now, i always leave a like and have shared your videos with my friends :) keep up the awesome job brother!
Thank you for confirming my Oreo creme conspiracy! I’ve been telling people double stuff is what the normal ones used to be but they just got chintzy with the creme over the years and most people think I’m nuts😅😅
No but seriously!!! The weird thing is with the Gluten Free double stuff, I feel like it’s even more cream than the “most stuff” ones! I think because they charge double for the GF ones they actually put a good amount of cream in there. My bf has been saying this forever too, that the normal Oreos basically have no cream in them and the double stuff is average, and “most stuff” is what double was. Like goodness just charge the extra 03¢ for the amount of of stuffing people actually want!
@@laurenc4138 That shit pisses me off!!! I always make my mom get the extra stuffed because of how I like to eat oreos and I KNEW that shit was messed up!! The regular ones look like they barely feckin splooged out a lil cream! The stingy bastards!!
@@laurenc4138 Or just pay for that extra 03¢ production cost yourself and don't be a greedy asshole. Oh, yeah, wait. We live under capitalist oppression, I tend to forget so easily.
@@PanicLedisko seriously I hadn’t bought Oreos in a while and I kept checking thinking I had gotten the thins, it makes me feel old as hell being like “back in my day Oreos actually had a normal amount of cream in them!” But I’m glad it’s not just me!!!
6:06 at this time u can see the five minutes craft vid where the person is massaging the meat and they’re nail on they’re middle finger falls off and gets mixed with the meat
7:13 funkyfrog, don’t question your internet career, your lovely subscribers (your tadpoles if you will) find joy in your odd endeavours, suffering, awesome decor, and great jokes
That was chaotic, and I loved it, every second if it... Random, but I bet Funky is the kind of person who makes impromptu songs while they drive instead of getting road rage.
11:35 My good person, what you have is “ingenuity”. Basically making up for things/situations that lack the current equipment that you happen to need. So good on you for “improvising”. 😊 It’s a very good skill to have!
THANK YOU for calling out the oreo cream scheme. I swear I felt like I was going crazy when it seemed like there was less cream in the double-stuffed than what I remembered from when I was younger.
I’m absolutely obsessed with these unscripted videos, FFB’s natural sense of humor is pure gold! Also can we talk about how the person at 6:05 looses a nail in the hamburger and they posted it anyway?! Edit: I’m mortified by the fact it took me like, 10 watches to get the joke at 15:42…
the part that scared me most was "the cool thing about turkey bacon is you can eat it raw...I think" now I'm no food expert but I believe they might be wrong about that one....
7:06 not funkyfrog flexing their singing abilitys again. There, sadly have been many times where funkyfrog has asked something along the lines of "why am I doing this" but this by far has been the funniest time
Funkyfrog seems like the type of person to have an entire carnival funhouse in their front yard for Halloween, but in the Southern states, its impossible to go outside for 1+ hours without sweating uncontrollably. I know how you feel about this weather! 😔
After spending an entire day getting through my capitalist hellscape existence listening to all your videos, I am parasocially obsessed. I haven't laughed like this in ages--thanks for reminding my withered soul what joy feels like.
You had me laughing and gagging with disgust. Your commentary plus the actual prep of the meat hand…GOLD. It was so gross, but I couldn’t stop watching.
The first half of this video had me crying, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable watching someone stuff raw meat into a glove, I love it, I love you, thank you. ❤
"Wish that was me" Hahaha, don't we all. Also, god I got so anxious when they were putting the wrap around their head, I was told so many times about the risk as a child.
Watching them just nerd out, make non-kosher jokes and make awkward crafts while bemoaning the terrible crafts with one zinger after another - i could *LITERALLY* watch them do that for hours 😂😂😂 [Edit: ... forgot to mention the occasional dribbling of a southern/old- timey accent. ] Gold.
14:10 "OoOoOoOoOoOoOhHhH thaaaash strooonG" 😂 I'm sorry, you are my spirit animal legit. And I feel so called out as I'm eating Oreos rn😅 ATLEAST THEIR ONLY DOUBLE STUFFED!!
I can’t! I haven’t stopped laughing. As an ADHD “weird” girl my whole life, it makes my heart smile to see you living as you and making people smile! It’s awesome! ❤
You know, I think the hand meatloaf thing COULD have turned out better if whoever's making it just used an established meatloaf recipe instead of plain ground meat. For one thing, a decent recipe would actually call for FLAVORED ingredients (even if it's just stuff like Worcestershire sauce or onions or something), and for another thing, most meatloaf recipes also call for binding ingredients like eggs and breadcrumbs, so it'll keep its shape just fine and you could probably just shape it by hand (pun intended) instead of this freezing-in-the-glove nonsense that's probably making the flavor blander and more watery. That would make it more difficult to wrap the bacon completely around the hand, but I don't think that's necessary? Just layer it over the surface of the loaf, maybe get just a little underneath it, and it'll still look good. On the topic of the bacon, I think turkey may have been the wrong choice here, but it's also possible a thinner-sliced brand would've worked fine here, and I get that not everyone has the option to go for pork bacon. Of course, none of these problems are FunkyFrogBait's fault, and it's all on Five Minute Crafts for being shit at everything. Source: Mom and I have made bacon-wrapped meatloafs for years, and they almost always turn out delicious
The difference between pork and turkey bacon in this particular usage is that the pork bacon can be stretched and will actually stick to the raw meat whereas turkey bacon is like a slice of wet silicone- you can't bend or stretch or tuck it good. If you don't have the option of using the pork bacon I'd recommend leaving it off altogether or maybe laying just a few slices of phyllo dough over the top and the fingers as bandages instead.
As someone who just cried for a while and fought with her mother and saw you posted I very much appreciate it, you’re one of my comfort people, thank you for being here
I came to the comments just to get that answer 😝Thank you! 😁 Your comment deserves to be at the top, unfortunately I had to scroll through alot to get here 👀
Personnaly, I didn't get a positive answer from google, like some websites say it's safe, but some say it isn't, smoked meat is safe, cause it has been cooked by smoke and even tho turkey bacon is cured meat it appears that it should be considered raw until it's cooked. So, I came to the conclusion that you shouldn't eat raw turkey bacon, unless it's smoked, because not everyone agrees that turkey bacon being cured makes it safe, therefore to be safe, I would recommend not eating it raw, just in case.
This is the funniest video I think you have ever done. Just sitting there and firing off a bunch of weird humor is *chef's kiss* and the editing and really good, too. The lobotomy jokes especially got me.
It really is like watching Jenna’s inverted but equally hilarious sister The humor is darker but equally irreverent and amazing. I’d never think to compare those two but you for real completely nailed it with that comparison!
I’ve actually done some of these! Like probably a decade ago I had my friends over and we did the jello worm thing and it was really fun! We also did something kind of similar to the meatloaf, except for we used our own meatloaf recipe (so it had actual seasoning) and we shaped them into heads and used onion and bellpepper and olives and bacon to decorate it like a zombie face. They came out kind of cool looking
dancing with a miniature cling wrap version of yourself while saying "it's my bed time right now!" in a silly voice could not have made me any closer to peeing myself than i just got without actually making me pee myself
my favorite feature of the youtube timeline bar is the "most replayed" visual that always ends up being the end of the in video sponsored segment so that we can all just fugging skip it.
Fun fact! That rubber glove chicken shoe hack was stolen from one of Martha Stewart's old Halloween specials. It was originally intended to be part of a cheap, easy costume for a small child.
I swear I've seen the meat hand thing somewhere else too
@@frenzy2061 oh yeah the meat hand has made its rounds over the internet for a few decades at this point, same for the jello worms!
She definitely saw it on 5 minute crafts first:)
My friend is one of her personal assistants or something idk what his title is but imagine I was like “dude get her to sue five minute crafts”. (Not that that would happen ofc lol)
the way i read that as kartha gerwart (i miss kassie)
watch out for any funkyfrogbaits infecting your chocolate bars, crawling around leaving a trail of smile on it
Hehehe
You underestimate my digestive system and way of thinking.
I SPELT FUCKING SLIME WRONG IM GONNA
@@teapartytaIes It's okay, take your time :]
@@teapartytaIes don't edit it - "a trail of smile 😊" doesn't actually sound bad
7:30 ish ; Fun Fact! Frankenstein did not, in fact, graduate! He built his "monster" in his dorm, freaked out and dipped, dropped out of college entirely. Dude's not even a Dr. :D
Dammit I was gonna say that!!
Mr Frankenstein
i wonder if Frankenstein was qualified to look Gay as Fuck, cuz a lot of his fanart is either Gay looking or he looks like a Massive Himbo
@@frauleinzuckerguss1906Senior Frankensteen
Congratulations you watched a single overly sarcastic productions video
The fact that you had a box of gloves and yet decided to rawdog that "meat" with your bare hands is wild
Can't be Halloween theme with gloved hands
It isn’t Halloween if you aren’t rawdogging some meat :)
rawdogging meat is generally ok if ur cooking it and not handling any ready to eat food products
@@deadboybillyit’s more about feeling gross after than the (cross)contamination
eeeh you're gonna wash your hands either way right? Only thing I see it really being a benefit is that gloves prevent it from getting under your nails. that's where it really gets gross. Not many people actually realize that their nails need to be cleaned just as much(of not more) than their hands before and after they handle raw product of any kind@@wikitan
As a Dollar Tree employee, I get to witness these ungodly horrors every time I clock in
Me too fr
Praying for you every time I go to dollar tree now
Whats the weirdest item you’ve had at the store? I’m genuinely curious now 😂
@@jendeukie_pookie it's not so much one weird individual item, but instead it's the variety we have. It's like Walmart but smaller and everything is $1.25. But I guess the weirdest item we've sold is a sports energy drink made with deer antler velvet.
@@lanagomisc.6005deer antler velvet?! I'm sorry, as a stupid European, could you please explain what on earth that is?
"This thing is queefing at me. It's queefing in distress," I'm fucking dead
Same dude I was laughing so hard 💀
I was laughing for like 10 mins hahahahahhsh
don't we all queef in distress at least once in our lifetimes?
@nomoretwitterhandles Not all of us no - A Male human being
@@Landonc48 So, then don't we all fart in distress at least once in our lifetimes?
“I know this is a weird use of my free time but it’s technically not illegal” is my new favorite quote 😂😂😂
"Are you ok...are you..trying to leave earth..? Is this a weird kink?"
Oof
I need this on a shirt. 😂
Me rearranging my starscream shrine
Will the FrogBait ever stop being so damn _Funky_ ? Scientists sadly still don't know the answer to this very important question...
Hi
Funkyfrogbait gives me the vibes of a sleep deprived Grinch, and I need more of that energy in my life.
The one time sleep deprivation gives you energy
Specifically the Jim Carrey Grinch
"Alright Priscilla, time for your ✨️Lobotomy✨️"
I died 😭
@FunkyFrogBait01-on-te-le-gramfake
So did priscilla
@@elliotgraham6663UH-
@@elliotgraham6663 priscilla is laughing beyond the grave.
also in funky's living room.
I was terrified because that's my name too😂
I like how Funky is just completely unapologetic in their weirdness. That’s why I watch them.
It's EXACTLY like hanging out with friends that I made during high school on tumblr circa 2012, I genuinely love it
@@anacoanagoldenflower Exactly! It’s like hanging out with an old friend.
oh god i so wished this channel was not for the alphabet people, ffs and i was just beginning to enjoy it.
And they’re authentically weird not like millennial humor lol
I love ur profile pic. I'm also an NB who loves Raine!
“I have not been allowed around a hot glue gone since the…incident” genuinely made me spit out my water 😭
Like… WHAT INCIDENT????
Yeah like- What in the world does that mean???😅😅
She's killed a man with a hot glue gun... so many men...😔😔
I feel like I’m back at church at age 10 forced to make crafts for a Bizarre
I love it when you laugh at your own jokes. The monotone voice saying everything and then just that little chuckle.
The humor is on point
Your accurate
I seriously adore funky frogs humor
Real
Hey gimme my profile pic back
lmao
@@imnotdokiNEVER.
Same
Is no one gonna talk about the original 5 min crafts meatloaf video where her NAIL comes off into the ground beef??!!? 😂💀
I thought I was the only one who noticed
That was definitely intentional to drive "engagement" with people commenting about it
i was cackling at that 😂😂😂
i thought eating your daily chip-sized microplastic joke was referring to that
@@KairaTepes it was. I have no idea how these people somehow think they've spotted something nobody else has
Thank you funkyfrogbait for making my day just a little bit better!
DID YOU KNOW?
Frogs drink water through their skin
A frog’s eyes and nose are on the very top of their heads
A group of frogs is called an army
BC THIS BLEW UP HERES SOME MORE!
Frogs have to close their eyes to swallow.
A frog’s eyes are sometimes in its mouth.
Frogs don’t have rib cages.
(WE ARE FUNKYFROGBAITS ARMY!)
So all their fans are an Army Of Frogs!?
#FunkyFrogArmyUNITE ✊🏾
we are all frogs here
right?
frogs swallow with their eyes. also look up uncoordinated frog, its amazing.
Wow interesting stuff
I say this for your safety: PLEASE do NOT spray paint indoors. Do it in a highly ventilated area aka OUTSIDE. Good on you for wearing a mask though 3:59
+
Fuck it, we ball 😈
@@HeyItsStephx It's literally toxic. Though they did it in their garage so I'm gonna assume the door was open lol.
@@user-27-im7lb LMAOOOOO
@@Anarchist_Angel Fuck it, we ball 😈
1:50 I love how Funky is absolutely HORRIFIED by the baby calling them “mama”
using a plastic plate for the baby head thing was actually better than what they did because they seemed to indicate you could put a real succulent in the head. In order to keep a real succulent alive you need some form of drainage so they're not sitting in water always. You could use a nail or something to poke a hole in the bottom of the plastic plate to create drainage, whereas a ceramic plate would require a power drill and some skill to not absolutely shatter it. There's an infamous "just drill a hole in the bottom of a teacup for a succulent planter" hack in the plant people community that has shattered many a beautiful teacup, it's not as easy as it sounds to drill ceramic.
If you do want to drill ceramic, you can buy a special bit for it. I make ceramic mugs, and when they don't turn out how I planned, and can't be used as mugs, I drill holes in the bottom with a masonry bit - you need both water to lubricate the bit, and also you have to oscillate the bit as you drill, unlike the way you would drill through wood
I drill teacups all the time. With the right drill bit and technique it works fine. I do lose one once in a while but rarely.
To be fair, you CAN keep succulents alive in pots without drainage, it’s just more difficult and less forgiving about any mistakes in watering. Drainage is absolutely recommended though, in this case I would likely put a small plastic pot with drain holes inside of the baby head so I could easily dump out any excess water.
@@d.d.d.a.a.a.n.n.n Mason bit is key. I drill drain holes in my planters all the time. I had no idea it was "a thing" I just want pots that drain and know how tools work 😂
@@ashleymaxwell3990 The right tool for the job always makes it a lot easier, plus I love a good excuse to buy a new tool, lol
As someone who works at Spirit Halloween and Spencer's Gifts, the nightmare before Christmas line hit a little too hard
I have no idea what those are, but I feel like it would be awesome to work there. I work in retail anyway, but I sell guns.
@@TikkyNoSurnameYou sell guns 😮
@@smithyjiggles4745
Any type of armor, defensive gear and guns. To make it sound less dubious, I'm not from the US, so those stores are rare and I sell legally purchasable stuff to legal adults.
party city employee here, corporate hates yall because they take our sales LMFAO
@@saranlinx9301 party city is on its last leg anyway (at least where i live lol)
Despite no-one asking, a snake biting it's own tail is known as an Ouroboros, and it represents infinity, circle of life, and death & rebirth. :D
(I'm saying this cause Funky said smth about it around 16:59)
The jello worms is actually a really cool (and convincing) project *if* you follow a good recipe. You have to use cream to make them look more like real worms. It's messy, but it is fun to prank kids with.
it would be a lot easier to just use gummy worm candies
@@ffrai3094 nah too colorful
@@CheeseyCat252but very tasty, but then it would kinda just be a dirt cup
Everytime Funkyfrog posts I jump into the air, click my heels, and shout “yippie!” Like the joyus little lad that I am
Do you like berries and cream?
Yippie! 🎉🎉🎉
@ellaverner7004 might just be a joyous little lad
16:34 I just realized how stupid the jello + straws = gummy worms “hack” is, when there’s already such a thing as gummy worms and you can get a bag of 50 for 1$.
And they’re better looking!
Legit this was smt my family used to do as a non Halloween dessert w sour worms, except we put the Oreo “dirt” on top of our homemade chocolate mousse and had sour worms on top, then used straws as protection for the fake flowers we stuck into that otherwise edible garden. It was surprisingly cute and deceptively delicious
@@DuskHawker this sounds so cool wtf, I want to do this now
Watch the full UNCENSORED video + BONUS FOOTAGE on my Patreon (link in description)
first time leaving a comment on this channel but just wanted to say your new content is really fun and entertaining!! im a big fan and while i cant afford patreon right now, i always leave a like and have shared your videos with my friends :) keep up the awesome job brother!
U CANNOT EAT TURKY BACON RAW😭😭
UNCENSORED OwO
@@ncrtrooper7153priscilla's lobotomy
Oh dam 12:08
Thank you for confirming my Oreo creme conspiracy! I’ve been telling people double stuff is what the normal ones used to be but they just got chintzy with the creme over the years and most people think I’m nuts😅😅
No but seriously!!! The weird thing is with the Gluten Free double stuff, I feel like it’s even more cream than the “most stuff” ones! I think because they charge double for the GF ones they actually put a good amount of cream in there.
My bf has been saying this forever too, that the normal Oreos basically have no cream in them and the double stuff is average, and “most stuff” is what double was. Like goodness just charge the extra 03¢ for the amount of of stuffing people actually want!
@@laurenc4138 That shit pisses me off!!! I always make my mom get the extra stuffed because of how I like to eat oreos and I KNEW that shit was messed up!! The regular ones look like they barely feckin splooged out a lil cream! The stingy bastards!!
@@laurenc4138 Or just pay for that extra 03¢ production cost yourself and don't be a greedy asshole. Oh, yeah, wait. We live under capitalist oppression, I tend to forget so easily.
Is that true??? I always thought the amount of creme in a double Oreo should be the standard
@@PanicLedisko seriously I hadn’t bought Oreos in a while and I kept checking thinking I had gotten the thins, it makes me feel old as hell being like “back in my day Oreos actually had a normal amount of cream in them!” But I’m glad it’s not just me!!!
6:06 at this time u can see the five minutes craft vid where the person is massaging the meat and they’re nail on they’re middle finger falls off and gets mixed with the meat
EWWWW WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT I THOUGHT IT WAS A DESIGN CHOICE NOOOO
Brotha ewwwww
EHEHEHEHEJJEHHEJEJSKDJENSXHJE
7:13 funkyfrog, don’t question your internet career, your lovely subscribers (your tadpoles if you will) find joy in your odd endeavours, suffering, awesome decor, and great jokes
I cried laughing for an unreasonable amount of time after watching this bit
tadpoles is adorable we need that to be our fandom name
@@drousey2unes SPREAD THE WORD. BRING FORTH THE TADPOLES
Tadpoles!!!!!
That was chaotic, and I loved it, every second if it... Random, but I bet Funky is the kind of person who makes impromptu songs while they drive instead of getting road rage.
15:34 "BRING OUT THE WORMZ!" is my new favourite phrase to think on repeat in my mentally ill brain
See I was thinking that line to be said like “Bring out your dead” from Monty Python after so I was not expecting them to say it like that
"What I do have is a 'can do' attitude and an ungodly amount of plastic bags that I've stashed under the kitchen sink" 😂😅😂
Its like looking in a mirror.
My sister and I loved hamburger helper. Our parents are also still married. Coincidence? I think not! Thank you for these words of wisdom
My sibling and I too loved the hamburger helper. Our parents too are still married. We may be witnessing a pattern!
I can 3rd this
12:38 "Hello, Mr. Thompson. I'm here to pick up your daughter."
Holy shit. It's been ages since I've had a laugh that good.
11:00
10:46 Average Kitchen Nightmares meal. And then the chefs and owners get mad at Gordon Ramsay for being horrified at the food he was served 💀
"It's all fresh-frozen chef! I've never heard a customer complain!!"
8:28 those fingers wiggling absolutely sent me
13:45 you did not have to call me out- literally on my 3rd day rn💀😭
show boobs 💀😭🧈🤑💀🤑😈🤑💀😾🍑🤤😾🧈😾🍆🤑🥺
Oh my gosh same
1:53 my favorite line of the video
I love how she always makes me happy
They
@@Gravel_TheCartoh that's good to know I was wondering
I've always questioned their pronouns 🥲
@@mewcat64 They go by they/them!
Your pfp….
Nearly neckless Nicole’s debut made me spit my drink in hysterics
11:35
My good person, what you have is “ingenuity”.
Basically making up for things/situations that lack the current equipment that you happen to need.
So good on you for “improvising”. 😊
It’s a very good skill to have!
THANK YOU for calling out the oreo cream scheme. I swear I felt like I was going crazy when it seemed like there was less cream in the double-stuffed than what I remembered from when I was younger.
I love how their first attempt at cutting the dolls head open was using a literal saw instead of a knife lol.
15:35 b r i n g o u t t h e W O R M S
14:56 this rant would make me vote for you for president
I love how Funky just gets progressively angrier at the shit they have to do 😭
Frog feels like my 3am brain if it was a person and I'm all here for it
It’s always a good day when funkyfrogbait posts
So real
FUNKY MORE LIKE CRAPPY IM BETTER
I’m absolutely obsessed with these unscripted videos, FFB’s natural sense of humor is pure gold!
Also can we talk about how the person at 6:05 looses a nail in the hamburger and they posted it anyway?!
Edit: I’m mortified by the fact it took me like, 10 watches to get the joke at 15:42…
Honestly, I think I’d just prefer to repress that.
i still don’t understand the joke 😭💀
@@mollierose9833 They said “oh she’s not coming out” and then “me circa 2015” as a joke that they didn’t come out as nonbinary/gay until after 2015
@@kariannek7326 oh my god, how did my gay ass not get that
@@kariannek7326 also when you pointed out the nail thing, I WAS HORRIFIED. HOW IS NO ONE NOTICING ?
8:29 guys i fell asleep with youtube playing and this is what i wake up to
12:50
Hi, feet person here!
Purely for academic purposes, absolutely-thefuck-not.
Hope this helps your research.
Thank you for your answer! As a viewer of this wonderful video, I was also interested in the answer of feet person.
@vulpesinculta226 you're most welcome. I am always willing to contribute to important scientific studies.
thank you feet person
@@iiomqfaderz Just doing my duty.
thank you
The scariest part of the meatloaf hand was the nonexistent seasoning for sure
Lmao, I didn’t even realize it would be something edible at first
the part that scared me most was "the cool thing about turkey bacon is you can eat it raw...I think"
now I'm no food expert but I believe they might be wrong about that one....
funniest part about 16:16 is that there are SOOOO many tutorials on how to make a DTD so easily,, what the hell is this kekw
Slow dancing with a hollow plastic half-human at 8pm in the livingroom is a vibe.
7:06 not funkyfrog flexing their singing abilitys again.
There, sadly have been many times where funkyfrog has asked something along the lines of "why am I doing this" but this by far has been the funniest time
12:08
Is it just me, or are they absolutely ROCKING those rubber glove cuffs?
Funkyfrog seems like the type of person to have an entire carnival funhouse in their front yard for Halloween, but in the Southern states, its impossible to go outside for 1+ hours without sweating uncontrollably. I know how you feel about this weather! 😔
In every FunkyFrogBait video comes a time where I can say "yep, that's fetish content" as god intended
14:30 so it's a dirt cup with extra steps, and no pudding.
8:04 is genuinely the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, I cannot believe you actually put your hand in there. Commitment to the bit is insane.
After spending an entire day getting through my capitalist hellscape existence listening to all your videos, I am parasocially obsessed. I haven't laughed like this in ages--thanks for reminding my withered soul what joy feels like.
You had me laughing and gagging with disgust. Your commentary plus the actual prep of the meat hand…GOLD. It was so gross, but I couldn’t stop watching.
It's best to give the money in PayPal or another cash app. UA-cam takes almost all the money you donate so she barely gets any.
12:59 Ben shapiro when his wife is actually attracted to him
Massively underrated comment! 😅
Helpppp meeee 😭😭😭
Laughing isn't supposed to hurt😂
LMFAOO I WAS HOPING SOMEONE MADE THAT JOKE
HELP
The first half of this video had me crying, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable watching someone stuff raw meat into a glove, I love it, I love you, thank you. ❤
The Home Depot music while sawing off a baby head took me out 😂
Can we just talk about how funky frog slays in LITERALLY every outfit on earth?
Yes we can. Really killing it every time.
I want their fashion style so bad.
"Wish that was me" Hahaha, don't we all. Also, god I got so anxious when they were putting the wrap around their head, I was told so many times about the risk as a child.
Watching them just nerd out, make non-kosher jokes and make awkward crafts while bemoaning the terrible crafts with one zinger after another - i could *LITERALLY* watch them do that for hours 😂😂😂
[Edit: ... forgot to mention the occasional dribbling of a southern/old- timey accent. ] Gold.
oh, Funky uses they/them, by the way.
@@snarkywallflower5829 Didn't know! Thanks for the heads up. Editing time...
14:35 Oh my god, no joke, someone made these for an event at my work a few years ago! I've always wondered how on earth they did the worms.
"It will bother me if it's not centered!" (3:47) WHY IS THIS SO REAL
Gelatin box: “feeds 24 people”
13:36
Funkyfrogbaits: “they haven’t met me”
😂
14:10 "OoOoOoOoOoOoOhHhH thaaaash strooonG" 😂 I'm sorry, you are my spirit animal legit. And I feel so called out as I'm eating Oreos rn😅 ATLEAST THEIR ONLY DOUBLE STUFFED!!
I can’t! I haven’t stopped laughing. As an ADHD “weird” girl my whole life, it makes my heart smile to see you living as you and making people smile! It’s awesome! ❤
14:49 Five Min. Crafts could have just used gummy worms instead of... whatever that jello thing is
9:11 has to be my favorite moment lol
HELP AT 9:11 TOO?? 😭
2:59 The entirety of what happened to Honey Sugarmen in Bojack Horseman
I love how they are so unfiltered and *funky* in their videos makes my day
Yeah, she seems very genuine
@@Ghosts_in_the_AtticThey use they/them btw :)
@@Bryanferrywife no one cares
@@WhiteZombie91 dont worry i do care :)
You know, I think the hand meatloaf thing COULD have turned out better if whoever's making it just used an established meatloaf recipe instead of plain ground meat. For one thing, a decent recipe would actually call for FLAVORED ingredients (even if it's just stuff like Worcestershire sauce or onions or something), and for another thing, most meatloaf recipes also call for binding ingredients like eggs and breadcrumbs, so it'll keep its shape just fine and you could probably just shape it by hand (pun intended) instead of this freezing-in-the-glove nonsense that's probably making the flavor blander and more watery.
That would make it more difficult to wrap the bacon completely around the hand, but I don't think that's necessary? Just layer it over the surface of the loaf, maybe get just a little underneath it, and it'll still look good. On the topic of the bacon, I think turkey may have been the wrong choice here, but it's also possible a thinner-sliced brand would've worked fine here, and I get that not everyone has the option to go for pork bacon.
Of course, none of these problems are FunkyFrogBait's fault, and it's all on Five Minute Crafts for being shit at everything.
Source: Mom and I have made bacon-wrapped meatloafs for years, and they almost always turn out delicious
this! 100% facts
the actor's nail fell off in the meat at 6:20 :(
The difference between pork and turkey bacon in this particular usage is that the pork bacon can be stretched and will actually stick to the raw meat whereas turkey bacon is like a slice of wet silicone- you can't bend or stretch or tuck it good. If you don't have the option of using the pork bacon I'd recommend leaving it off altogether or maybe laying just a few slices of phyllo dough over the top and the fingers as bandages instead.
@@user-H_mI was looking to see if anyone else noticed that. 👀💅🥩😱 Creeped me out more than any hallowe'en decoration ever has. 😂❤😂
7:48 I love those little german boy jokes lol
I feel like funky perceived the audience they might unintentionally be playing to and backed off that joke real quick tho lol 😂
As someone who just cried for a while and fought with her mother and saw you posted I very much appreciate it, you’re one of my comfort people, thank you for being here
9:18 it is safe to eat raw turkey bacon because its smoked or cured but its not safe to eat raw bacon. i googled it.
I came to the comments just to get that answer 😝Thank you! 😁 Your comment deserves to be at the top, unfortunately I had to scroll through alot to get here 👀
I did a google right after that clip. Lol
@@grimm8375 SAME WHAT???
Personnaly, I didn't get a positive answer from google, like some websites say it's safe, but some say it isn't, smoked meat is safe, cause it has been cooked by smoke and even tho turkey bacon is cured meat it appears that it should be considered raw until it's cooked. So, I came to the conclusion that you shouldn't eat raw turkey bacon, unless it's smoked, because not everyone agrees that turkey bacon being cured makes it safe, therefore to be safe, I would recommend not eating it raw, just in case.
Please don’t eat raw turkey bacon
As a person living in germany I was shooked when I saw the PLASTIC straws xD 13:22
Only halfway through but the jokes are extra on point today! Also I gotta say, as a German, your German accent was... Not the worst, congrats 😂
This video is so comforting it feels like I created it in my own brain. I always look forward to your videos
This is the funniest video I think you have ever done.
Just sitting there and firing off a bunch of weird humor is *chef's kiss* and the editing and really good, too.
The lobotomy jokes especially got me.
That ghostface shirt is EVERYTHING
Edit:holy mackerel I just noticed the plague doctor plush in the background 🥺
You always make me laugh on hard days and I'm so happy you posted. Thank you do much :)
13:46 I ACTUALLY LAUGHED SO HARD
SAME
The hacks are too terrifying, even for halloween
Listen. You doing 5 minute crafts is channeling Jenna Marbles, and I love everything about that.
It really is like watching Jenna’s inverted but equally hilarious sister
The humor is darker but equally irreverent and amazing. I’d never think to compare those two but you for real completely nailed it with that comparison!
@@laurenc4138 I'm glad someone else sees what I see!!
@@laurenc4138 sibling not sister
"Just look at the lovely couple. They can get up to all kinds of lesbian activities beyond the grave." Icons, good for them
I’ve actually done some of these! Like probably a decade ago I had my friends over and we did the jello worm thing and it was really fun! We also did something kind of similar to the meatloaf, except for we used our own meatloaf recipe (so it had actual seasoning) and we shaped them into heads and used onion and bellpepper and olives and bacon to decorate it like a zombie face. They came out kind of cool looking
dancing with a miniature cling wrap version of yourself while saying "it's my bed time right now!" in a silly voice could not have made me any closer to peeing myself than i just got without actually making me pee myself
16:44 i thought ur tattoo was a muppet with sunglasses 💀
18:00 has the vibe from unus annus cooking with sex toys where the postie came while mark was gagged trying to eat pancakes
OMG YES
Memento mori. We were there.
Now with the pleasantries out of the way OMFG THE WAY I CHORTLED
I am missing so much context.
@@CoffeeBnuuy were you there for unus annus?
As someone not familiar with whatever that is, this was the weirdest comment to read 😂
10:37
I WANNA SEE YOU HAPPY THAT'S WHHY I'M HERE NOO😢😢😢
I watched this while working on homework in the backround, and just listening to the out of context crap is enough to make math somewhat enjoyable
Same 😭
you know it's a good day when Funkyfrogbait uploads
10:59 IS THAT YOU VOLDY MOLDY?
my favorite feature of the youtube timeline bar is the "most replayed" visual that always ends up being the end of the in video sponsored segment so that we can all just fugging skip it.
Your content never fails to make me laugh. I’m recovering from a particularly nasty nightmare and your video helped me calm down and even laugh some
I love your username
6:05 did anyone even notice she lost her finger nail in the process of grabbing the meat?
I did like it was so disgustingly disturbing
That was all I could focus on tbh. She loses it in the clip and mixes it directly into the meat.
That's the scary part of the whole thing
Hey quick correction funky uses they/them pronouns
@@HighNoon_Nate
We're talking about the lady in the 5minutecrafts video, not Funky.