Markiplier Makes: Easter Eggs

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  • @chknnugget3387
    @chknnugget3387 5 років тому +5369

    *I just witnessed 2 grown men slap each other while 1 slaps himself*

    • @maddie2961
      @maddie2961 5 років тому +86

      It's one of the weirdest things you can experience

    • @pyxzik
      @pyxzik 5 років тому +19

      I agree lol 😂

    • @maddie2961
      @maddie2961 5 років тому +34

      Yeah it's so stupid but really funny

    • @crystalfunk4406
      @crystalfunk4406 5 років тому +13

      The good life

    • @strayheart2137
      @strayheart2137 5 років тому +28

      Are We sure theyre grown men?

  • @starrynightsky7426
    @starrynightsky7426 5 років тому +12196

    Mark and Tyler fighting and Ethan hitting himself is basically what their collective friendship is in a nutshell

  • @NaniNani-oj4bh
    @NaniNani-oj4bh 5 років тому +3903

    Mark: So, we don’t have a rabbit, but we do have a Tyler!
    Tyler: *Has a Stroke*

    • @mellowlemons22
      @mellowlemons22 5 років тому +5

      Nani Nani bro is that your name?

    • @mellowlemons22
      @mellowlemons22 5 років тому +6

      Nani Nani ok sorry i was trying to comment that tyler **shakes head vigorously**

    • @maccheese2509
      @maccheese2509 5 років тому +4

      👁️👄👁️

    • @anjidunnuck4082
      @anjidunnuck4082 5 років тому +2

      So true-

    • @v4mpirebat_
      @v4mpirebat_ 4 роки тому +8

      Also Tyler: *grabs cups*

  • @pigoverlord8250
    @pigoverlord8250 3 роки тому +1201

    Tyler: these guys are themed!
    Mark: Larry, Barry, and scary
    Ethan “I call him... HAT”

  • @revolutionaryerror6416
    @revolutionaryerror6416 5 років тому +6060

    Mark: Multicolored!
    Tyler: Yellow and Blue!
    Ethan: V O I D C O L O R E D

  • @corvcrawler
    @corvcrawler 5 років тому +6334

    Mark: "When I was a child we couldn't afford-"
    Ethan & Tyler: *synchronized disappointed table slap*

    • @swirls5000
      @swirls5000 5 років тому +192

      *Ah shit. Here we go again.*

    • @nuggethoecumaeda8934
      @nuggethoecumaeda8934 5 років тому +19

      so true.....

    • @springtrapsmainman6674
      @springtrapsmainman6674 4 роки тому +153

      mark: WhEn I WaS YoUnGeR WE CoUlDnT eVeN aFfOrD To bE pOoR

    • @spookybagles
      @spookybagles 4 роки тому +74

      @@springtrapsmainman6674
      Mark- WhEn I waS A ChILd We COulDn'T AfFoRd OxYgEn

    • @snicksss
      @snicksss 4 роки тому +15

      and then I do a squeaky weird laugh

  • @sotsu618
    @sotsu618 5 років тому +2787

    *P* iss
    *A* ss
    *A* ss
    *S* elebrate
    -Ethan 2019

  • @goggledgoon3342
    @goggledgoon3342 4 роки тому +1762

    0:33 I love how both Ethan and Tyler simultaneously hit the desk because of how annoying mark is.

    • @aylag.gonzalez1284
      @aylag.gonzalez1284 3 роки тому +44

      I literally went searching for this comment 🤣💀💀💀

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 роки тому +50

      Both: HERE WE GOOOO

    • @channelmeme7122
      @channelmeme7122 3 роки тому +36

      Lmao every time mark goes on the poor backstory schpeal the two of them try and make it funny lmao

    • @noon_underscore
      @noon_underscore 2 роки тому +28

      Nobody:…
      Mark: when I was a CHILD

    • @irlsquibbl3
      @irlsquibbl3 Рік тому +7

      It was perfectly synced 😂

  • @Ravenishish
    @Ravenishish 5 років тому +3662

    "I need a time limit. I need to feel the guillotine above my neck." So...this is when Unus Annus was born?

  • @CMinionTV
    @CMinionTV 4 роки тому +7194

    Mark: being eternally disappointed in everyone
    Tyler: actually doing stuff
    Ethan: HeApAsS

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 4 роки тому +110

      you did it you summed up every Markiplier Makes

    • @ssstella.a
      @ssstella.a 4 роки тому +87

      Tyler: *always works before the timer starts and after it ends*

    • @woodtheran2195
      @woodtheran2195 3 роки тому +25

      The stages of me attempting to be productive

    • @redilet5246
      @redilet5246 3 роки тому +2

      @@peeblekitty5780 yo whats up

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 3 роки тому +2

      @@redilet5246 hey bro

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn 5 років тому +7151

    I imagine Mark's childhood was similar to Dr. Doofenshmirtz

    • @kagarisa1426
      @kagarisa1426 4 роки тому +425

      Dr. Markenshmirtz

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 роки тому +331

      Only with a nicer family and he didn't have to be a gnome

    • @nekrouni8497
      @nekrouni8497 4 роки тому +248

      Digstreme McDingus no, he definitely had to be a gnome at one point.

    • @SubParson
      @SubParson 4 роки тому +131

      @@kagarisa1426 Markenshmitz Evil Incorporated!

    • @whotheheckyisbecky1320
      @whotheheckyisbecky1320 4 роки тому +185

      JakeParar “Ahhh yes, Ethan the Platypus, you have come just in time to watch me use my new Unus Annus-inator. With this inator, I will destroy every video on the ENTIRE UA-cam DATABASE!”

  • @that_green_neko
    @that_green_neko 4 роки тому +1444

    10:55 Is nobody talking about the fact that Ethan just drank vinegar with no hesitation?

    • @Observer_Decay
      @Observer_Decay 3 роки тому +66

      And yet he nearly died when he took one shot of it in Unus Aunus

    • @yeemawheaver1387
      @yeemawheaver1387 3 роки тому +61

      @@Observer_Decay yea, but Ethan spat it out in the sink. He had to drink the Apple cider vinegar

    • @evi4444e
      @evi4444e 3 роки тому +12

      Does no one drink vinegar after a salad?

    • @RieeBellaHoney
      @RieeBellaHoney 3 роки тому +15

      My friend used to do that after eating chicken cutlets with vinegar

    • @hollystar311
      @hollystar311 3 роки тому +24

      @@evi4444e no??????? Do you??

  • @lexiparks6013
    @lexiparks6013 4 роки тому +6703

    Mark: makes easter eggs
    Tyler: makes easter eggs
    Ethan: gets high and put eggs in black foam

  • @emilybello1750
    @emilybello1750 4 роки тому +7348

    “No one makes Ethan laugh, like Ethan” - Mark 2019

  • @danielcrud9345
    @danielcrud9345 5 років тому +2028

    Ethan: *spills something*
    Mark: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @capncrunchy
    @capncrunchy 3 роки тому +750

    Mark: I'm not a masochist
    Also Mark: I need to feel the guillotine above my neck

  • @dudewhersmacar7062
    @dudewhersmacar7062 5 років тому +5089

    These always have a very predictable trend:
    Mark; tries very hard for an artistic victory.
    Tyler; Tries very hard for a very serious victory.
    Ethan; ...Tries...something.

  • @thelilinator6405
    @thelilinator6405 5 років тому +2155

    Mark: I didn't get to decorate eggs as a child
    Also Mark: the last time I decorated eggs was as a child

  • @leggy6428
    @leggy6428 5 років тому +1951

    I just watched three grown men fight with eggs.
    I regret nothing about it.

    • @meaganpotter1768
      @meaganpotter1768 5 років тому +19

      The Great Egg Battle of 2019 was a marvel to behold

    • @Ashley80005
      @Ashley80005 5 років тому +5

      Yeah it was funny 😂😂😂

    • @icedceleste
      @icedceleste 5 років тому +5

      What’s funny is that usually before you fight you say a phrase in Romanian but Mark just went WE FIGHT NOW

    • @benedict8720
      @benedict8720 5 років тому +4

      BreeZee Fox that was a weird way to state it

    • @sophieabbot1023
      @sophieabbot1023 5 років тому +3

      Nor do I young child

  • @maddxie_vids3684
    @maddxie_vids3684 3 роки тому +230

    6:39 - 6:50
    Ethan in a high-pitched voice: “TiMe tO aDd CoLoRs!” * starts to laugh *
    Mark: “no one makes Ethan laugh…. Like Ethan“
    Ethan: “ I think inhaling this…. made me….* goes in demon mode* a little TiPsY”
    * Ethan and Tyler start laughing, mark just is scared but concered *

  • @shintanetagawa
    @shintanetagawa 5 років тому +2560

    mark is just radiating "over worked dad" energy in this video and I love it

  • @ivypool2535
    @ivypool2535 4 роки тому +4833

    When mark and Tyler were hitting each other and Ethan was hitting himself, that was a perfect representation of this series

  • @sarahrohloff9190
    @sarahrohloff9190 5 років тому +2199

    Mark then: “when I was a child we couldn’t afford Easter eggs”
    Mark now: I AM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS

    • @ashleewoods9205
      @ashleewoods9205 5 років тому +31

      What a glowup

    • @notome5621
      @notome5621 5 років тому +2

      Sarah Rohloff ksksks

    • @isabelled7591
      @isabelled7591 5 років тому

      😂🤣

    • @beanie_babe_xo6799
      @beanie_babe_xo6799 5 років тому +27

      No one:
      Not a soul:
      Not even mark at this point:
      Us: *ᴵ ᴬᴹ ᴬ ℳᎯℕ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ FᏆᏙᎬ (5) ᎾᏉᎬᏁs!*

    • @AMPersanderschicken
      @AMPersanderschicken 5 років тому

      youtube revenue turned the tables.

  • @vyntisknight3346
    @vyntisknight3346 2 роки тому +116

    I love how at 3:41 Mark tries to gaslight Ethan when he forgot that he gave Ethan permission to pour the powder.

  • @paperface4653
    @paperface4653 5 років тому +1401

    Future child: Did you ever fight in a war grandpa?
    Mark: now let me tell you about the great egg war....

  • @krbthewitch
    @krbthewitch 5 років тому +1062

    Mark: I've lost all control
    He says that knowing full well he never had control.

    • @dropme9294
      @dropme9294 5 років тому +25

      Mark be lookin at the camera like Jim Halpert from the office

    • @Charliepacks
      @Charliepacks 5 років тому +2

      KRBgirl I thought it was going to be a Darkiplier moment

    • @Mia-tg4ld
      @Mia-tg4ld 5 років тому +1

      That's amazingly funny

  • @AkizatheNacho
    @AkizatheNacho 5 років тому +3242

    "No one makes Ethan laugh more than Ethan"
    Ethan, in a very low voice: A LiTtLe TiPsY
    Mark: *scared*

    • @AdamDeOldSport
      @AdamDeOldSport 5 років тому +7

      I do not welcome gachatards here like you

    • @selish2904
      @selish2904 4 роки тому +11

      @@AdamDeOldSport LMAO YOUR RECENT COMMENT TO MARKS VIDEO WAS "Now react to gacha videos" AND YOU HATIN'? PFFFFFFT.

    • @AdamDeOldSport
      @AdamDeOldSport 4 роки тому +2

      @@selish2904 of course. I hate em

    • @selish2904
      @selish2904 4 роки тому +11

      @@AdamDeOldSport If you hate gacha because they are "cringy", you're just hating yourself there.

    • @kynnedijones3982
      @kynnedijones3982 4 роки тому +4

      Me when I first heard him say that💀

  • @belmoon01
    @belmoon01 4 роки тому +3661

    I know people are rewatching these while mourning Unus Annus... so can we appreciate Eef’s dope shirt?!

    • @serix3928
      @serix3928 4 роки тому +49

      Appreciation for that dope shirt.

    • @ember3249
      @ember3249 4 роки тому +24

      That shirt is pretty dope

    • @p0tat__
      @p0tat__ 4 роки тому +17

      that is exactly why im rewatching these, and yes we can it is a great shirt

    • @nicolepollard453
      @nicolepollard453 4 роки тому +8

      Wow that’s a dope shirt

    • @temmieisakward2830
      @temmieisakward2830 4 роки тому +8

      Dopes shirt I've ever see

  • @popopsgodspee
    @popopsgodspee 5 років тому +2980

    Who’s his “Ethan” character? I thought that guy was heapass

    • @jefferystrait5776
      @jefferystrait5776 5 років тому +114

      Yeah, what gives Mark. Where did hepass go?

    • @sugartooth7669
      @sugartooth7669 5 років тому +48

      Where's mah heapass Mark?
      Where is he?!
      XD

    • @sweettea4794
      @sweettea4794 5 років тому +18

      Yeah where did heap ass go

    • @sweettea4794
      @sweettea4794 5 років тому +22

      Wait no Ethan is heapass' cos play and it's so good that mark was convinced that heapass was on vacation and Ethan is his brother

    • @nikladamond937
      @nikladamond937 5 років тому +7

      I thought thats matt watson?

  • @kendawg_hotdawg
    @kendawg_hotdawg 5 років тому +893

    "What's Easter about?"
    *says in a quiet voice* The death of Christ

  • @tmetz.2292
    @tmetz.2292 5 років тому +2305

    I still think this is very accurate:
    Ethan: The youngest sibling
    Mark: Middle child
    Tyler: The oldest sibling ready to move out of the house

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 5 років тому +74

      "I have lost all control..."

    • @rykking
      @rykking 5 років тому +45

      "A lItTlE TiPsY"

    • @goatmadej
      @goatmadej 5 років тому +31

      As a middle child, I can confirm that I am also a shitpile.

    • @my_broken_face
      @my_broken_face 5 років тому +17

      4:00 - 4:15 says Tyler is the youngest child

    • @my_broken_face
      @my_broken_face 5 років тому +8

      Okay, I now see that Ethan was worse in that time frame

  • @ellashort5915
    @ellashort5915 4 роки тому +190

    I love how Mark gives the Makes Crew like 7 minutes to make eggs, pancakes, and bacon
    And yet he gives the Crew 10 minutes to decorate and dye three fucking eggs
    Not mad, just dying on the floor in laughter and realization.

  • @Ethananous512
    @Ethananous512 5 років тому +959

    “No one makes Ethan laugh like Ethan”
    This relates to everyone named Ethan, not just Ethan

    • @Tortle4444
      @Tortle4444 5 років тому +30

      I have 3 friends named Ethan, and I can confirm that this is true

    • @comradecreed3338
      @comradecreed3338 5 років тому +10

      I have a pet mollusk named Ethan and I can confirm this is the case

    • @ethanbowyer999
      @ethanbowyer999 5 років тому

      It does

    • @comradecreed3338
      @comradecreed3338 5 років тому

      Ethan Bowyer even my mollusk ?

    • @goblin_boyo8194
      @goblin_boyo8194 5 років тому +1

      I'm not an Ethan but I feel that

  • @lotsofmos
    @lotsofmos 5 років тому +426

    "I think inhaling this made me a-
    *a LiTtLe tIpSY* "

  • @bagenmacdearea3738
    @bagenmacdearea3738 5 років тому +2183

    Markilplier: now when I was a child I couldn’t even afford eggs.
    Also Markiplier: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!!!

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому +416

    Ethan: “What is it with us and eggs that make everything go downhill?”
    Me: “Oh you’ll know Eef, you’ll know”

  • @KenIzOut
    @KenIzOut 5 років тому +614

    Tyler: *stays quiet and reads the instructions*
    Mark and ethan: *arguing about the PAAS thing*

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 5 років тому +12

      Basically any markiplier vid

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 5 років тому +3

      And it's self evident in the end as to whom was actually trying, as usual. lol

    • @Kurachi84
      @Kurachi84 5 років тому +1

      Markiplier Makes in a nut.... eggshell?

  • @charlihogan9587
    @charlihogan9587 5 років тому +2672

    Nobody:
    Mark:Now when I was a child we couldn’t afford air

    • @alistersimms7856
      @alistersimms7856 5 років тому +75

      Ethan and tyler: *"E V E R Y video."*

    • @Jaeeden
      @Jaeeden 5 років тому +32

      Amy: I'm giving you guys more time

    • @hexakiro5623
      @hexakiro5623 5 років тому +20

      We didn’t even have CO2 we just had to breathe in rocks and it was GREAT

    • @ThatOneGoji
      @ThatOneGoji 5 років тому +21

      *I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS*

    • @minnie21434
      @minnie21434 5 років тому +3

      Mark: Yeah we had to breathe ur farts😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @st4rgvtssm
    @st4rgvtssm 5 років тому +234

    Ethan: What are you making?
    Mark: *EGGS*
    Ethan: I'm making foam!

    • @Awesomevids757
      @Awesomevids757 5 років тому

      Just read this as it came up in the video 😅

  • @VannaFlix
    @VannaFlix 4 роки тому +568

    Why is no-one talking about how absolutely adorable and funny Pams bit was?

    • @kamichungus
      @kamichungus 3 роки тому +39

      I T ' S T H E E A S T E R B U N N Y!!!!

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 3 роки тому +18

      EASTER ORANGE

    • @thatweirdgirl8466
      @thatweirdgirl8466 3 роки тому +10

      I don’t know who that is.

    • @ticcing.tantrum
      @ticcing.tantrum Рік тому +3

      I was looking for a comment like this bc I didn't know her name 😭

    • @duck9036
      @duck9036 Рік тому +8

      @@ticcing.tantrumI saw her and was like omg that’s Ian’s ex from Smosh.

  • @noodle2891
    @noodle2891 5 років тому +462

    Mark : does something kind of logical, at least thought out.
    Tyler : does something methodical and well-meaning
    Ethan : just FUCKS the whole project somehow

  • @constantfirealarm
    @constantfirealarm 5 років тому +2583

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Mark: *_Now when I was a child we couldn't afford..._*

    • @bovess8654
      @bovess8654 5 років тому +67

      When I was alive I could not afford the will to live

    • @vexxyl7083
      @vexxyl7083 5 років тому +8

      Child support

    • @constantfirealarm
      @constantfirealarm 5 років тому +4

      @@H4Z4RDW4RN1NG I mean it was like 2 weeks ago so...

    • @sodapackyaoi
      @sodapackyaoi 5 років тому +7

      _is that Souda Kazuichi_

    • @constantfirealarm
      @constantfirealarm 5 років тому +3

      @@sodapackyaoi *_Yes owo_*

  • @bowsmed
    @bowsmed 4 роки тому +3081

    "today is the day I die"
    the single smartest joke anyone has probably ever told on this channel, given the context, and I don't think it was even intentional

    • @SevynOsumWorld
      @SevynOsumWorld 4 роки тому +10

      just me timestamp

    • @bowsmed
      @bowsmed 4 роки тому +41

      @@SevynOsumWorld 5:13, right after Ethan inhales powder

    • @-babycake-4180
      @-babycake-4180 4 роки тому +9

      @@SevynOsumWorld 5:15

    • @TheVilivan
      @TheVilivan 4 роки тому +36

      What's the joke? Why is it smart? Help stupid person pls :)

    • @TheVilivan
      @TheVilivan 4 роки тому +7

      @Megan Tracey
      Thank you! :)

  • @morganstauter8660
    @morganstauter8660 3 роки тому +68

    17:00
    EEF: **softly**
    *”O e d i p u s.... n o”*

  • @kyriepaws
    @kyriepaws 5 років тому +425

    Mom: Watchya watchin?
    Me: Three grown men painting eggs.
    Mom: Oh.

  • @halberd-3291
    @halberd-3291 5 років тому +329

    “We’re making Easter eggs”
    “wE’rE BaSiNG tHIs oN STrEngTh”

  • @rainbowshadow570
    @rainbowshadow570 5 років тому +748

    Well congratulations Eathan and Tyler.This is the video where they finally *broke* Mark.

  • @Thedeadspiderinyourcar
    @Thedeadspiderinyourcar 4 роки тому +134

    Mark: What was your thought process???
    Ethan: Obviously there wasn’t one.

  • @catgirl9392
    @catgirl9392 5 років тому +754

    mark: *ART CAN’T BE RUSHED*
    art class: we’ll see about THAT

    • @onyxjaee
      @onyxjaee 4 роки тому +9

      Every artist ever just cringed at the memory of primary school having an hour to make a whole ass statue of David

    • @frogking5298
      @frogking5298 4 роки тому

      @@onyxjaee true

    • @yourlocalloser4244
      @yourlocalloser4244 4 роки тому +3

      As an artist, *I felt that*

    • @The4MusketeersYT
      @The4MusketeersYT 4 роки тому

      666 likes. I can’t like now.

    • @helloidkwhatimdoing653
      @helloidkwhatimdoing653 4 роки тому +1

      666 likes, i can't like it now 😔

  • @kjlynne1191
    @kjlynne1191 5 років тому +2073

    Why does Ethan just never know what he’s doing in the challenges😂

    • @thatoneperson5488
      @thatoneperson5488 5 років тому +25

      Because he's Ethan. You should know by now not to question the intelligence of a markiplier video.... yet i still do too...

    • @whomstthefrick7697
      @whomstthefrick7697 5 років тому +2

      @Cotton_Cat 23 sAmeeeeee

    • @electrofreak8529
      @electrofreak8529 5 років тому +7

      kidnapped and forced to play? Idk lol

    • @simfloate
      @simfloate 5 років тому +4

      Umm.... ME 😂😂

    • @ravinduwijayarathna6238
      @ravinduwijayarathna6238 5 років тому +14

      so nobody's gonna acknowledge the fact that there is a *NUKE* just standing outside the door at 1:42 ?

  • @heino5711
    @heino5711 5 років тому +740

    Mark: Make sense?
    Ethan: Makes sense.
    Mark: Sound fair?
    Ethan: *R E D A C T E D*

  • @mmboo3983
    @mmboo3983 3 роки тому +146

    Mark: EVERYONE SAYS WE NEED MORE TIME, WE DON'T NEED MORE TIME
    also mark: art can't be rushed

  • @galaxybeans3542
    @galaxybeans3542 5 років тому +280

    Tyler: He got me
    Mark: *confused*
    Tyler again: *THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE*

  • @katelynfear2153
    @katelynfear2153 5 років тому +1875

    Just a random thought: Ethan would make a good Spider-Man

    • @meanncat3050
      @meanncat3050 5 років тому +72

      He would.

    • @TheBlackt00th
      @TheBlackt00th 4 роки тому +83

      The man just spent a good minute slapping his own hand

    • @snicksss
      @snicksss 4 роки тому +73

      When I was I middle school we were watching an art slideshow and when a spiderman picture showed up this kid ripped off his school shirt to reveal a spiderman shirt and he pulled a spiderman mask out of his pocket.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +14

      @@snicksss that is so fucking adorable

    • @dhstudios9879
      @dhstudios9879 4 роки тому +5

      Katelyn Fear yes

  • @cherrycosmos1134
    @cherrycosmos1134 5 років тому +381

    Mark: when I was a child we couldn’t afford Easter eggs
    *Tyler and Ethan simultaneously give up*

  • @creepaze
    @creepaze 4 роки тому +107

    This video has an energy that gave mork and eef the subliminal thought to conceive Unus Annus:
    1) celebrating death
    2) the chaos
    3) mark losing his fucking mind
    4) unplanable content
    5 Ethan doing shit that could kill him
    6) Ethan making up words
    7) it's basically only Ethan and mark having their chaotic chemistry and Tyler's the clueless guest who got dragged to limbo

  • @andreasofieherrem4287
    @andreasofieherrem4287 5 років тому +877

    Tyler: "Uh excuse you, Scheid is german"
    Mark: "No one cares"
    Tyler: "DANGIT"

  • @katielynn2764
    @katielynn2764 5 років тому +450

    Best intro ever
    Ethan: * Clap *
    Tyler: * Burp *
    Mark: "Sup"

  • @bunni2022
    @bunni2022 5 років тому +512

    6:45
    "I think inhaling this.."
    "Made me..."
    *coughs*
    *gargles aggressively*
    "A little tipsy"

  • @camijs5466
    @camijs5466 3 роки тому +84

    Ethan:"should i put the PAAS (whatever that actually means) in the bowl?"
    Mark: "Yeah, sure. i guess you're doing foam."
    *35 Seconds later*
    Ethan:" You told me to put it it the mixing bowl! Papa said "sure"!"
    Mark: NO I didn- .... PAPA?!

  • @boopydoopy3445
    @boopydoopy3445 5 років тому +291

    Ethan: spills water from a cup
    Mark: Vietnam flashbacks

  • @dorkypudi1525
    @dorkypudi1525 5 років тому +349

    *No Chicken Was Killed For Mark's Own Entertainment During The Making of This Video*

  • @lorc.251
    @lorc.251 5 років тому +227

    "what was your thought process!?!?" "there wasn't one....." my every day life

    • @twoxsl857
      @twoxsl857 5 років тому +2

      Never heard of “thought processes”

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 4 роки тому +350

    Mark: you’re stupid
    Ethan: okay
    He said okay in such a “thank you for talking to me” kind of way I almost fell over laughing

  • @valerie.monday
    @valerie.monday 5 років тому +226

    the best parts:
    "i think inhaling this made me... *a LitTlE tIpSY* "
    the egg fight
    ethan laughing a himself
    "tHE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN IS ON MY FACE"

    • @jearbear750
      @jearbear750 5 років тому +1

      I think it's just the jizz😹

  • @non-perishable1022
    @non-perishable1022 5 років тому +743

    "Who's going first?!"
    "I don't know what we're doing..."
    "WHO'S GOING FIRST?!"
    "I'll go first"
    "Alright, who do you volunteer?"
    "I VoLuNtEeR eGg!"

  • @4kgelato
    @4kgelato 5 років тому +396

    1960: We will have flying cars in the future!
    2019: 3 men crashing eggs on other eggs

    • @bigcheese4966
      @bigcheese4966 5 років тому +2

      this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

  • @minisatan6058
    @minisatan6058 3 роки тому +42

    3:00 here we can see two chaotic adhd brains trying to figure out what to do while tyler reads the instructions and actually understands what he's supposed to do

  • @tasty-soda-pop
    @tasty-soda-pop 5 років тому +904

    Ethan: "I need vinegar"
    Ethan: *grabs vinegar and takes a swig of it*
    Camera person: *asks Mark a question*
    Ethan: "no"

  • @nikodelossantos7284
    @nikodelossantos7284 5 років тому +1285

    At 8:39 there is nothing like 2 full grown men fighting like children...
    Then There's Ethan

    • @brockparks2322
      @brockparks2322 5 років тому +4

      so true and so funny too :D

    • @Reddyed
      @Reddyed 5 років тому +18

      I didn't notice Ethan during that lmao

    • @cheungmichealcheungkimchi1341
      @cheungmichealcheungkimchi1341 5 років тому +10

      I'm basically Ethan

    • @Jackthebut
      @Jackthebut 5 років тому

      Hahahahhahaha

    • @lovely6396
      @lovely6396 5 років тому +10

      That was the exact moment where I reminded myself that these are grown men. Lol.

  • @BhangLIVE
    @BhangLIVE 5 років тому +516

    Mark: We're gonna make easter eggs!
    *20 mins later*
    Mark: * smacks eggs against each other while laughing maniacally * *_THIS IS WAR_*

    • @kaeyamilk637
      @kaeyamilk637 5 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @electrofreak8529
      @electrofreak8529 5 років тому

      from being a simple video to even more childish behavior at the end 😂

  • @meandtheboys4848
    @meandtheboys4848 4 роки тому +193

    Markiplier makes is just a chance for Mark to
    do things he didn’t as a kid and honestly I respect that

  • @Days-ti7fu
    @Days-ti7fu 5 років тому +543

    Mark: ”Do you know how to make easter eggs?”
    Ethan: *Velociraptor noises*

  • @nedsbluebayou7477
    @nedsbluebayou7477 5 років тому +370

    Mark: alright family meeting you’ve both been bad this Easter
    Ethan: *hits self* bad
    Mark: good and you to Tyler do it
    Tyler: *hits mark*
    Mark: *hits back*
    Mark and Tyler: catfight
    Ethan: *continually hits self*
    This is why I love marks videos

  • @ayitsdes
    @ayitsdes 5 років тому +1538

    Mark: no one makes Ethan laugh...like Ethan
    In Ethan's try not to laugh video
    Ethan: What makes you laugh? I make me laugh
    Truer things have never been spoken

    • @qtcomfyy5034
      @qtcomfyy5034 5 років тому +2

      *HoWs YoUrS cOmInG*
      Oh...😂...you know *IT COMES AND GOES*

  • @CarlyStyles0902
    @CarlyStyles0902 4 роки тому +79

    5:10 lixian's editing never fails to make me absolutely spiral

  • @nachobeloqui3107
    @nachobeloqui3107 5 років тому +184

    Nobody:
    Markiplier: We had a chicken but *_WE KILLED IT FOR OUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT_*

  • @sensenjo6813
    @sensenjo6813 5 років тому +264

    Mark: *in the middle of trying to discipline his naughty children*
    Tyler: *starts a slapping war*
    Ethan: *slaps himself to feel included*

  • @asteraki_
    @asteraki_ 5 років тому +525

    holy shit ethan in this video made me cry from laughter
    his attitude is so contagious lol

  • @eve-nostra7951
    @eve-nostra7951 2 роки тому +18

    3:55
    Ethan: You said Yes!
    Mark: I didn't know what I was saying yes to, man
    How Unus Annus started

  • @BiggieCheese1225
    @BiggieCheese1225 5 років тому +818

    I just witnessed 3 grown men battle eggs like pokémon, and somehow that's not the weirdest thing on this channel

    • @samiorigami
      @samiorigami 5 років тому +4

      It's called egg pocking and in Louisiana it is a VERY common tradition

    • @jdf3953
      @jdf3953 5 років тому +1

      Ever seen there mashed potato bathtub video? It was a weird one!

    • @thegongoozler3374
      @thegongoozler3374 5 років тому +1

      "They call me Mr. Boombastic, jelly fantastic." XD

    • @katierondinella8159
      @katierondinella8159 5 років тому

      YOU RIGHT

    • @blackwatersoftware3826
      @blackwatersoftware3826 5 років тому +1

      SCP Level Containment 3:27

  • @kal-zr6os
    @kal-zr6os 5 років тому +472

    Ethan: "tHe dEAtH oF cHrIsT"
    Everyone: ... no

    • @emilyclark3321
      @emilyclark3321 5 років тому +10

      xXSpaghettiXx1 “WE CELEBRATE DEATH!”💀 lol 😂

    • @dekishihope5734
      @dekishihope5734 5 років тому +2

      That was Good Friday

  • @StnkyDinky
    @StnkyDinky 5 років тому +355

    Tyler: *gets flashbacks*
    THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE!!

    • @notyep_
      @notyep_ 5 років тому +4

      Ashley Rosales flashback Mary is quaking

    • @Jason-ci6sq
      @Jason-ci6sq 5 років тому +2

      VIETNAM FLASHBACKS EVERBODY, BRACE YOURSELVES

  • @emogremlin568
    @emogremlin568 5 років тому +204

    This video is mess
    Mark:what are you doing?
    Tyler:mAkInG dYe

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 5 років тому +466

    Mark: What is Easter about?
    Ethan: T h e d e a t h o f c h r i s t ?

    • @LA-mk1ik
      @LA-mk1ik 4 роки тому +8

      Sorry to piggyback off of your comment, but I would like to point out that the Death of Christ is remembered on Good Friday, the Friday before Easter. Easter Sunday is, as Mark pointed out, about the Resurrection of Christ.

    • @lipstickinvalentinobag
      @lipstickinvalentinobag 4 роки тому +2

      @@LA-mk1ik I thought Easter Sunday (or Monday like this year) was when Jesus rose into the sky (resurrection) And Easter was when he was crucified. Basically the same thing you said but Idk im not christian

    • @LA-mk1ik
      @LA-mk1ik 4 роки тому +2

      @@lipstickinvalentinobag To clear this up, He died/was crucified on Friday, so Good Friday.
      He rose from the dead on Sunday, hence Easter Sunday.
      He actually ascended into Heaven 40 days after he rose from the dead, or 40 days after Easter. (I think, I need to brush up on my knowledge a little).
      There is a lesser known Ascension day, or Ascension Thursday (it's celebrated on the Sunday after that Thursday in America though), that is the day of celebration for His Ascension. I think it occurs 40 days after Easter (obviously, duh).
      I think this is a mostly Catholic holiday, but I am not sure. I was raised Baptist, so if anybody knows better than I do they should feel free to correct me.
      (Edit for spelling and grammar and formatting)

    • @lipstickinvalentinobag
      @lipstickinvalentinobag 4 роки тому +1

      @@LA-mk1ik I think I had a stroke while reading that. Thank you for explaining though. Again im not Christian so I dont celebrate Easter or know a lot about Christ. (I'm Pagan so Christ isn't something I learned about unless you count my school forcing us to celebrate christmas but if you ever need help learning about pagan celebration and Gods I'm your gal.)

    • @LA-mk1ik
      @LA-mk1ik 4 роки тому +1

      @@lipstickinvalentinobag Sorry, I don't comment a lot so I'm not so good with formatting or anything. I'm not sure what I would want to know, I do find it very interesting! So, I guess if you know any random "fun facts" I would find it cool? I wish I knew more about internet etiquette 😂🤷‍♀️

  • @alexh8782
    @alexh8782 5 років тому +360

    nobody:
    mark: we killed a chicken for our own entertainment

    • @xxXMekoXxx
      @xxXMekoXxx 5 років тому +8

      dont forget the cuccoos in the legend of zelda, they will murder you themself.

  • @ravenofthemist
    @ravenofthemist 3 роки тому +52

    Ethan: "You said to put it in the mixing bowl"
    Mark: "nO, YOU said to YOURSELF "a-should I put it in the mixing bowl?" and then YOU said "o-oKAY" "

  • @MissingPieces83
    @MissingPieces83 5 років тому +1792

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Not even Ethan:
    Mark: *wHeN i WaS a ChIlD.....*

    • @alo_janoo
      @alo_janoo 5 років тому +26

      wE WERE VERY POOR

    • @wa994
      @wa994 5 років тому +26

      WE COULDNT AFFORD TO BREATHE

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 5 років тому

      @@wa994 too much

    • @weenie7746
      @weenie7746 5 років тому

      Stolen comment.

    • @tiffanywelch475
      @tiffanywelch475 5 років тому +5

      "Not even Ethan"

  • @yvescastles127
    @yvescastles127 5 років тому +439

    Mom : *comes in my room*
    Me: *looking at 3 grown men play with easter eggs*
    Mom: *quietly exits room*

  • @weirdlychaotic463
    @weirdlychaotic463 5 років тому +276

    Its like chaos everywhere
    Markiplier-dad
    Ethan-happy go child
    Tyler-suspicious child

  • @haveadecentday7053
    @haveadecentday7053 3 роки тому +37

    Ethan: spills water over
    Mark: when I was I kid we couldn't even afford water-

  • @TitanGuppie309
    @TitanGuppie309 5 років тому +429

    0:35
    I love Ethan and Tyler's synchronised loss of hope when mark said that

    • @tobie3223
      @tobie3223 4 роки тому +32

      Let's be honest, if you watched Mark enough times when he would repeatedly say "i could afford ____ because i was too poor" or whatever, you would've had THE SAME REACTION at least, even when it comes to this specific holiday

    • @aspenlou230
      @aspenlou230 4 роки тому +8

      😂They really said 😑🥱🙄

  • @razzygoat
    @razzygoat 5 років тому +364

    Every single time they try to make anything:
    Mark: What was your thought process?
    Ethan: Well obviously there wasn't one!

    • @itjustworks7029
      @itjustworks7029 5 років тому +3

      Are you copying other comments to the detail as a joke or out of disparity for likes?

    • @ParadiseAndGin
      @ParadiseAndGin 5 років тому +1

      @@itjustworks7029
      Prob for likes.

    • @razzygoat
      @razzygoat 5 років тому +1

      @@itjustworks7029 I commented this a little over an hour after the video first came out. I didn't even look at the comment section. Please refer to the date posted. I'm not sure what you're referring to.

    • @itjustworks7029
      @itjustworks7029 5 років тому

      @@razzygoat Same here... for the other comments arent showing up, even when they had an decent amount of likes. Any idea why?

    • @razzygoat
      @razzygoat 5 років тому +1

      @@itjustworks7029 No clue. Some weird UA-cam algorithm.

  • @Chaochrome
    @Chaochrome 5 років тому +1377

    Ethan: has no idea what he’s doing but remains happy
    Mark: fucks it all up but manages to make it okay in the end
    Tyler: perfect from the very beginning and wins at everything
    I love this so much 😂

    • @oliver297
      @oliver297 5 років тому +23

      Also Tyler: *Drops scissors on the ground and almost decapitates his toes*

    • @uhidsuhchgigysgdyhdudhdhxh9753
      @uhidsuhchgigysgdyhdudhdhxh9753 5 років тому +1

      Chaochrome this is the whole of markiplier makes.

    • @Chaochrome
      @Chaochrome 5 років тому

      the weird potato same tho

  • @guacdahuman5626
    @guacdahuman5626 2 роки тому +22

    How did no one notice Ethan drinking vinegar at 10:55??? Lmao the way he just noped out and rushed to the sink 😂

  • @abiezerencarnacion2580
    @abiezerencarnacion2580 5 років тому +389

    8:42 visual representation of my last three brain cells working together during a test

  • @glassofjuiceplzj2022
    @glassofjuiceplzj2022 5 років тому +219

    Nobody at the table:
    Mark: we couldn’t afford Easter eggs
    Ethan and Tyler: disappointedly slam hands against table

  • @GamerGeekCentral
    @GamerGeekCentral 5 років тому +274

    12:31
    "What was your thought process?!"
    "Well obviously there wasn't one..."
    Story of my life summed up in that moment

  • @dunodisko2217
    @dunodisko2217 3 роки тому +84

    Mark: slight effort
    Tyler: all-out
    Ethan: *makes a vat of foamed human feces*

  • @zymphyr
    @zymphyr 5 років тому +545

    In highschool,
    Mark: Class clown, Ethans bestfriend.. And only friend.
    Tyler: Jock, golden boy.
    Ethan: The kid that sits at the back and watching birds fly around outside and is completely oblivious to everything.