Bitlife but I try to become a social media star

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  • @Nakagolas
    @Nakagolas 3 роки тому +2568

    “I love and understand this video.” - A real person assembled out of purely robot parts.

  • @fourpointthreefive
    @fourpointthreefive 4 роки тому +366

    Wasn't paying attention, dead ass thought his name was 'Infleunza' and was waiting for Kevin to try and kill the guy with as many horrible diseases as possible

    • @FirstLast-cw6tz
      @FirstLast-cw6tz 4 роки тому +7

      That's a good guess, considering its Kevin.

    • @user-wi5ib4hi9z
      @user-wi5ib4hi9z 4 роки тому +2

      same

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 4 роки тому +2

      I thought the same thing!

    • @Tresquall
      @Tresquall 4 роки тому +1

      Aye, same.

    • @mx.rain_yt
      @mx.rain_yt Місяць тому +1

      The second I heard him say that and had the same thought, I saw this comment.

  • @matthewguerrero8739
    @matthewguerrero8739 4 роки тому +888

    “I love and understand this video”- A satisfied real human who is really real

    • @genma200sj
      @genma200sj 4 роки тому +21

      How do you do, my fellow RealHuman?

    • @sebastianyu5383
      @sebastianyu5383 4 роки тому +5

      Steven Johnson quite well my very real human fellow human

    • @floodedmars8126
      @floodedmars8126 4 роки тому +4

      “I love and understand this video.” - A real life human 100% satisfaction guaranteed

    • @Kanye.kanye.fan351
      @Kanye.kanye.fan351 4 роки тому +3

      hi human

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 роки тому +3

      @@genma200sj How do you do, my fellow RealHuman?

  • @wolfcrew2608
    @wolfcrew2608 4 роки тому +361

    “You thought this series was dead didn’t you? Guess what I LIVED FECKER” Must have been one of the best subtle fast subliminal messages I have ever had the pleasure to witness. I fecking love low budget version of “The Sims”

    • @Ampog-he9gr
      @Ampog-he9gr 4 роки тому

      We have also lived fecker. Thanks for sharing

    • @Kaybug150
      @Kaybug150 4 роки тому +4

      It really IS low budget "Sims". I'm a major "Sims" player, and when I'm away from my computer, and bored, I play a ton of BitLife on my phone. :P

  • @RoundyBoi5162
    @RoundyBoi5162 11 місяців тому +74

    "i dont care if my dad died, im banned from twitter!"
    🤣

  • @Pixel_673
    @Pixel_673 3 роки тому +4474

    “I love and understand this video” - A real person and totally not 20 cats in a tracksuit

    • @therealbongos
      @therealbongos 3 роки тому +17

      @@dream_pup_8310 i don't remember asking

    • @dream_pup_8310
      @dream_pup_8310 3 роки тому +13

      @@therealbongos ok

    • @alexjohnmason7107
      @alexjohnmason7107 3 роки тому +27

      @@therealbongos thats just rude....

    • @therealbongos
      @therealbongos 3 роки тому +4

      @@alexjohnmason7107 Where are the askers my friend?

    • @Pharry_
      @Pharry_ 3 роки тому +36

      Last time I believed someone like this, I got mugged by 20 cats in a tracksuit. But what are the odds it happens again? I believe him.

  • @xxthexboxnoobxx4174
    @xxthexboxnoobxx4174 4 роки тому +533

    “I love and understand this video”
    -100% real human
    Note: I’m legally obligated to tell you that I failed the captcha test but please ignore this

  • @SnivillusLupin
    @SnivillusLupin Рік тому +150

    Kevin being upset because he doesn't have any stalkers is obviously forgetting he has followers that write fanfiction about him, which is probably even more creepy.

    • @Yttriummm
      @Yttriummm 2 місяці тому +3

      This is the comment that made me write Kevin fanfiction😔

  • @randomramblings101
    @randomramblings101 2 роки тому +688

    Kevin: "If you were born in 1994 and you're balding, that's very unfortunate."
    Me: "I love and understand this video."

  • @fundamentalpain5565
    @fundamentalpain5565 4 роки тому +551

    “I love and understand this video.” - sack of human flesh

    • @bigbig6773
      @bigbig6773 4 роки тому +3

      Fundamental Pain agree

    • @64BitsFromHell
      @64BitsFromHell 4 роки тому +5

      That is a very deep and interesting statement. Me, a genuine human being, agrees with you, fellow human.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 4 роки тому +3

      I do believe that is a fundamentally correct statement

  • @XavierClancy-kh5ou
    @XavierClancy-kh5ou 8 місяців тому +268

    This video is 3 years old, so I don’t know if anyone still reads to comments, but at the 18min 28s mark an asteroid hit Zimbabwe

  • @turntechhh
    @turntechhh 4 роки тому +360

    "I love and understand this video." - Totally an actual human being.

  • @l2488l
    @l2488l 2 роки тому +48

    I love and understand this video.
    _I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns._

    • @engreem9281
      @engreem9281 3 місяці тому

      Sorry if this is out there. But is your name Mia?
      That's something my friend Mia used to say alot, the "I am a bot..." bit

  • @liskasvkking6261
    @liskasvkking6261 2 роки тому +213

    "ja milujem a rozumiem tomuto videu" - pravý človek, 100% satisfikovaný slovakia edition

    • @rosegraham5780
      @rosegraham5780 Рік тому +4

      Hahaha dobre

    • @chkingvictim
      @chkingvictim Рік тому +2

      diversity win!

    • @plsbepatientihaveadhd
      @plsbepatientihaveadhd 8 місяців тому +2

      «я люблю та розумiю цє відео» реальна людина, 100% задоволення, українська версія

  • @normalperson1642
    @normalperson1642 4 роки тому +686

    "I love BUT do not understand this video." - Paid only half the promised sum

    • @woodfine
      @woodfine 4 роки тому +30

      Wait you got paid, all of mine got "lost in the mail"

    • @angelacarty418
      @angelacarty418 4 роки тому +17

      @@woodfine wait you guys were promised payment? I just got 15 minutes out of the basement

    • @stinkyrottenlemonade2888
      @stinkyrottenlemonade2888 4 роки тому +8

      Angela Carty 15!? I got 3!

    • @mazdamx-5
      @mazdamx-5 4 роки тому +9

      You guys are getting paid?

    • @CrumbDemo
      @CrumbDemo 4 роки тому +9

      You got to stay in the basement? I got the dungeon

  • @Mimi-kx1sz
    @Mimi-kx1sz 4 роки тому +8418

    This is a hate comment for Kevin, meet me at the circus definitely not for a date or anything just so we can hold hands really hard

    • @sora_keychain5510
      @sora_keychain5510 4 роки тому +338

      Dang it. Beat me to it

    • @sairaskynx2247
      @sairaskynx2247 4 роки тому +147

      KEVIN CHANNN

    • @WhiteJeezus
      @WhiteJeezus 4 роки тому +342

      Don't worry, we can all put hate comments out and he'll meet up with us each personally

    • @anniedangerface
      @anniedangerface 4 роки тому +217

      Can I add my hatred to the pot and we can all have a group date?

    • @Mimi-kx1sz
      @Mimi-kx1sz 4 роки тому +119

      Default's Ghost everyone’s invited, we’ll all have our turns date-I mean bullying Kevin

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 3 місяці тому +7

    Ian's strategy of "post, get trolls, demand trolls meet him in person, ask them out" is certainly an interesting one. But hey, everyone has hobbies.

    • @drummergurl99
      @drummergurl99 2 місяці тому +1

      It seems very Jim Pickens of him 🤣

  • @chrisvisser-fee2631
    @chrisvisser-fee2631 4 роки тому +2467

    I thought "Ian Fluencer" was a pun on "influenza" and the joke was he was going to go viral.

    • @pnutimusthe1st
      @pnutimusthe1st 4 роки тому +68

      It is. ”internet influencers” The shitty ones that manipulate kids are a virus and spread like one influenza to be exact.

    • @WarioBrosExtraEntertainment
      @WarioBrosExtraEntertainment 4 роки тому +34

      @@pnutimusthe1st jesus

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 роки тому +9

      69th lime m8

    • @noneri
      @noneri 4 роки тому +32

      hOW MANY LIMES??

    • @Cosmic_Ray_
      @Cosmic_Ray_ 4 роки тому +18

      More like Bore Ragnarok

  • @E03H
    @E03H 4 роки тому +757

    “I forgot I had a criminal record for holding that mans hand”
    Gay men in 1940 be like

    • @callouskay
      @callouskay 3 місяці тому +2

      Unfortunately it's still applicable today 😭

  • @iwatchvidswithmydog8107
    @iwatchvidswithmydog8107 4 роки тому +693

    “I love and understand this video” - The French person from Russia

  • @coolguy191
    @coolguy191 Рік тому +46

    “The grim reaper will never get me!”
    Famous last words

  • @albert-su4ux
    @albert-su4ux 4 роки тому +187

    “I love and understand this video.” - A real person 100% satisfation guaranted

  • @monopium1
    @monopium1 3 роки тому +853

    “Amo y entiendo este video”- from Spanish man who lives in China

  • @daphnexlove98
    @daphnexlove98 Рік тому +43

    I’ll be waiting for “Bitlife Controls My Sims” video forever😂😍

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 5 місяців тому +2

      Someday it will come, someday. It would be the ultimate crossover episode, that's for sure.

  • @CoushattaL
    @CoushattaL 4 роки тому +304

    "I love and understand this video." - Totally a complete human person.

    • @tryongaming7572
      @tryongaming7572 4 роки тому

      Coushatta Person ag

    • @tryongaming7572
      @tryongaming7572 4 роки тому

      Coushatta Person ag

    • @pradyumnap
      @pradyumnap 4 роки тому +2

      “I love and understand this video.” - A real person 100% satisfaction guaranteed

  • @maximodubs4189
    @maximodubs4189 2 роки тому +35

    Amo y entiendo este video
    -una persona 100% real, satisfacción garantizada, edición española

  • @dragonkyuu
    @dragonkyuu 4 роки тому +155

    “I love and understand this video” - A real human 100% satisfaction guarantee

  • @Gaming1Doge
    @Gaming1Doge 4 місяці тому +5

    "I love and understand this video.” - A real person, not an eternally dancing dog born from a test tube made in a laboratory in Detroit.

  • @AJ-ib3re
    @AJ-ib3re 4 роки тому +303

    Kevin: "I don't have a stalker"
    Me, Kevin's Stalker: *heartbroken*

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 4 роки тому +15

      Sad stalker hours

    • @wiktorszymczak4760
      @wiktorszymczak4760 4 роки тому +6

      We are in this together, brother.

    • @wiktorszymczak4760
      @wiktorszymczak4760 4 роки тому +6

      @@Walk-Two-a He think we all live in neighborhood just by coincidence.

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 4 роки тому +6

      I’m just in his basement he lets me watch the videos though

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/r_Ahys1iEko/v-deo.html

  • @jsheehan7
    @jsheehan7 3 роки тому +1418

    "I love and do not understand this video"-I only got paid half.

  • @Themunnyman
    @Themunnyman Рік тому +24

    I love and understand this video so much! Thank you Kev

  • @tialynn7699
    @tialynn7699 4 роки тому +437

    Kevin: “I might sign up as a dishwasher just to get surgeries.” *Becomes head manager 57 years later*

  • @starvedeggmanissocool
    @starvedeggmanissocool Рік тому +14

    "go away! I don't care if my father died! I'm banned from Twitter!"

    • @moonatic.06
      @moonatic.06 6 місяців тому

      *gets promoted to head waiter*
      “I DON’T GIVE A ****-“

  • @cyberbxarb
    @cyberbxarb 4 роки тому +276

    "I love and understand this video." - Totally a living organism.

  • @gaymer2574
    @gaymer2574 3 роки тому +666

    "I love and understand this video." - A real human person man who is very really real and watching this video

  • @OhGasmicGaming
    @OhGasmicGaming 4 роки тому +459

    “I love and understand this video”
    - cute323

  • @iyasizova5402
    @iyasizova5402 Рік тому +2

    This is 100% not a robot comment, but as a not-native-English-person, I defenetly love and understand this video

  • @HopePapernacky
    @HopePapernacky 9 місяців тому +4

    How does Kevin always think that someone dying is him dying, when the screens look nothing alike?

  • @rommarone1025
    @rommarone1025 4 роки тому +389

    “i don’t love nor understand this video” -rt game’s bots

  • @TheMemeCompany
    @TheMemeCompany 4 роки тому +2325

    I love and understand this video
    - Not a Robot

    • @Yannopill
      @Yannopill 4 роки тому +33

      Yes fellow homo sapien.

    • @zephydeffy6357
      @zephydeffy6357 4 роки тому +24

      I love and understand this video too, fellow Non-Robotic-Homo Sapien

    • @riverswing2502
      @riverswing2502 4 роки тому +15

      I love and understand this comment
      - Not a Robot

    • @Jerkfaceman
      @Jerkfaceman 4 роки тому +6

      I too love and understand this video
      -also not a Robot

    • @Thelivery
      @Thelivery 4 роки тому +7

      I don’t love and understand this video
      -Not a Malfunctional Robot

  • @watertribenews7643
    @watertribenews7643 4 роки тому +395

    “I love and understand this video.” - A real person 100% satisfaction guaranteed

    • @anniedangerface
      @anniedangerface 4 роки тому +2

      No **I** love and understand this video.
      Really...I understand it...I'm not lost at all 😢

    • @anniedangerface
      @anniedangerface 4 роки тому +1

      Vladimir Kozlovsky Привет!

  • @XENOWOLFI
    @XENOWOLFI 2 роки тому +4

    I love and understand going to newest comments and looking at the overwhelming amount of people saying “I love and understand this video”

  • @NylonBrony
    @NylonBrony 3 місяці тому +1

    “I love & understand this video.” -Definitely a real human being

  • @quix2971
    @quix2971 4 роки тому +414

    “I love and understand this video” -Sammy Fluencer

  • @brandonmaris2420
    @brandonmaris2420 3 роки тому +1054

    "the grim reaper is never gonna take me" *dies instantly*

  • @sunliam1118
    @sunliam1118 4 дні тому

    “he was famous, became a millionaire, didn’t have any lovers, family members.”
    Man just described jack dorhety .

  • @Provlematic
    @Provlematic 3 роки тому +856

    "I love and understand this video." -a totally real person who is so proud of Kevin and so happy for his success (no agner)

  • @thedynamicdoggo4155
    @thedynamicdoggo4155 4 роки тому +1036

    “Its French”
    *shows picture of russian flag*

    • @potato8397
      @potato8397 4 роки тому +43

      It’s America 🇨🇦

    • @wafflekiller5148
      @wafflekiller5148 4 роки тому +37

      @@potato8397 no it’s Japan 🇮🇲

    • @keano4513
      @keano4513 4 роки тому +6

      @@wafflekiller5148 Wait... is that a Nazi flag

    • @mizmimaroses
      @mizmimaroses 4 роки тому +28

      @@keano4513 That's the isle of man flag, but it's quite small so I understand the confusion lmao

    • @potato8397
      @potato8397 4 роки тому +2

      @@wafflekiller5148 true

  • @parzivalthewanderer9687
    @parzivalthewanderer9687 4 роки тому +389

    “I love and understand this video.” -Real Person, Not A Bot.

  • @draconicgoatOwO
    @draconicgoatOwO 3 місяці тому +1

    I love and understand this video.
    Sincerely,
    Very normal human bean- I mean, being. Definitely not a moth in disguise. I totally don’t fly towards any significant light source that I can see. I do human things, like, uhhh, love and understand this video!

  • @Peshy_
    @Peshy_ 4 роки тому +909

    "I have no strong feelings about this video" - a neutral human being

    • @birdborealis69
      @birdborealis69 4 роки тому +16

      Default? Is that you?

    • @autonomous2010
      @autonomous2010 4 роки тому +10

      @@birdborealis69 It's Default's Cousin: Baseline.

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 4 роки тому +6

      This video made me feel alright
      A real human who is definitely not a bot and had real emotions

  • @CaptainWobbs
    @CaptainWobbs 4 роки тому +231

    Ian: *Shakes hands like a normal human*
    underhanded1953: “Assault!”

  • @Shay_the_elmental_idiot
    @Shay_the_elmental_idiot 4 місяці тому +2

    "I love and understand this video" Totally a real human and not a 1000 sentient bees

  • @wewbie
    @wewbie 4 роки тому +583

    “I love and understand this human.” -a robot who cannot process why everyone is saying this but has decided to try and blend in

  • @RynBlxxd
    @RynBlxxd Рік тому +5

    I love and understand this video. -a totally very real person instead of an alien who abducts humans for experimenting in disguise

  • @rynevanvliet-brown7054
    @rynevanvliet-brown7054 4 роки тому +166

    "I love and understand this video." -Me, a real person.

  • @Jaehwaneh
    @Jaehwaneh 4 роки тому +301

    “I love and understand this video”
    - A human BEAN

    • @greenjar3698
      @greenjar3698 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @eduptusgradelius2893
      @eduptusgradelius2893 4 роки тому

      In the second i heared that sentence, i know i had to like this comment and i know it will exist

    • @Ouba1
      @Ouba1 4 роки тому

      A BEAN!

    • @deadzone1025
      @deadzone1025 4 роки тому +1

      I love and understand this comment
      -A Human BEAN

  • @CarbonatedCondensation
    @CarbonatedCondensation 2 роки тому +5

    Every time I rewatch this, I think he’s trying to name the kid influenza, like the flu.

  • @fluffiest4304
    @fluffiest4304 4 роки тому +169

    "Oh that didn't quite land, we'll just edit that out like my other failures"
    Kevin after making his original username zXNoRegretzzXz

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +2

      Congrats on the heart

    • @fluffiest4304
      @fluffiest4304 4 роки тому +1

      @@IamaPERSON thank yah I wasn't expecting it tbh

  • @thiccslaps6044
    @thiccslaps6044 2 роки тому +1041

    This video speaks to me on a molecular level, I love these nature documentaries. Keep them coming Jon!

  • @Parrot5884
    @Parrot5884 4 роки тому +177

    The amount of times the drop-kicking-baby footage has come in handy is concerning

  • @PunkraiGames
    @PunkraiGames 2 роки тому +3

    I love and understand this video
    ‘Select all images with a traffic light’

  • @reneeischill8488
    @reneeischill8488 4 роки тому +670

    I really thought he meant “influenza” for the kid’s name

    • @Cameron115
      @Cameron115 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah I was just thinking; "Influencer or Influenza..." I was starting to wonder if Influencer was a word or that I was mispronunciating something lol

    • @pamelaelias5105
      @pamelaelias5105 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @vinnyg3143
      @vinnyg3143 4 роки тому +13

      @@Cameron115 it's called Viral for a reason

    • @bobbyding6403
      @bobbyding6403 4 роки тому +2

      i still dont get it someone wanna explain

    • @Cameron115
      @Cameron115 4 роки тому +3

      @@bobbyding6403 hes named the character Ian Fluencer (Influencer) as explained by the fact that they do YT, Twitter etc as an influencer.

  • @charlesgurley7030
    @charlesgurley7030 4 роки тому +109

    “I love and understand this video.” - A refurbished kicked by Kevin baby

  • @nevaansbooks2078
    @nevaansbooks2078 Рік тому +5

    9:17 I was kind of expecting him to take out the ukulele despite the fact that this video is 3 years old.

  • @jsra09
    @jsra09 4 роки тому +548

    "I can't even afford to go to the emergency room" cries in American

    • @mamabear9646
      @mamabear9646 4 роки тому +4

      The Collective ERs have to treat you even if you can’t pay

    • @justingick4218
      @justingick4218 4 роки тому +31

      @@mamabear9646 then around 5 weeks later you get a nice bill in the mail

    • @domino4843
      @domino4843 4 роки тому +2

      @@justingick4218 Even if you aren't paying for it up front, nothing's free.

    • @AniGaAG
      @AniGaAG 4 роки тому +1

      @@domino4843 Well. _In America_ health is a purchasable product, yes. Where I live, with my completely standard and affordable health insurance, I never pay for my doctor visits, or even that ER visit I had in a while back.
      That whole "I won't go to the doctor because I can't afford it" is very predominantly an American thing; most of the modern Western world moved past such things.

    • @domino4843
      @domino4843 4 роки тому

      @@AniGaAG "never pay for my doctor visits", "affordable health insurance". Pick one, you can't have it both ways.

  • @jokingosprey666
    @jokingosprey666 Рік тому +227

    Can we just take a minute to appreciate the amount of effort this youtuber puts into his/her videos. So understandable 😂♥️👏👍😂♥️👏👍

    • @Dermic0
      @Dermic0 Рік тому +36

      the way you sed he/her makes it sound like a real bot snd the fact that it was super veuge

    • @mcnic5521
      @mcnic5521 Рік тому +2

      His/Her?

    • @jokingosprey666
      @jokingosprey666 Рік тому +3

      @@Dermic0 ikr

    • @jokingosprey666
      @jokingosprey666 Рік тому +13

      @@mcnic5521 I was pretending to be a bot

    • @mcnic5521
      @mcnic5521 Рік тому +5

      @jokingsprey666😄😄. I saw this comment and forget I replied so I was about to write bot

  • @SuperSulinka
    @SuperSulinka 4 роки тому +2062

    “I love and understand this video”
    - A living person who has not received any form of currency for this comment

  • @AllyMarie_123
    @AllyMarie_123 4 роки тому +264

    "I don't have a stalker!"
    *Good. He suspects nothing..*

    • @wiktorszymczak4760
      @wiktorszymczak4760 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah. We're save.

    • @wisnusyah6608
      @wisnusyah6608 4 роки тому +14

      Any recommendation on good stalking spots ? The back alley is too full.

    • @dwarfbombgaming8250
      @dwarfbombgaming8250 4 роки тому +7

      @@wisnusyah6608 I tried the back alley as well, there were at least fifty people there.
      I used the flag pole across the street with a pair of binoculars.

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 4 роки тому +3

      @@dwarfbombgaming8250 damm you guys are SICK. I watched all that from the tree and I was very angry.

  • @CommanderRexYT
    @CommanderRexYT 21 день тому +1

    To this day we are still waiting for Kevin’s “BitLife controls my sims” video

  • @Channelwip
    @Channelwip 2 місяці тому

    Ian Fluencer: The Grim Reaper will never take me!
    Grim Reaper: *And I took that personally*

  • @cluelesscanadian8229
    @cluelesscanadian8229 4 роки тому +151

    “I love and understand this video.”
    - a real person

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 4 роки тому +8

      I am a big fan of your videos
      -nicky

    • @capralmarines4043
      @capralmarines4043 4 роки тому +6

      @@centurion756 I watch them all the time
      - Nicky

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +1

      I'm just making a random comment
      -I am a PERSON

    • @abdulelahalamri3657
      @abdulelahalamri3657 4 роки тому

      I love and understand this video.
      - another real person

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 4 роки тому

      @@capralmarines4043 lol
      -totally real person and not a bit at all

  • @Gaming1Doge
    @Gaming1Doge 4 місяці тому +2

    18:13 VERMIN SUPREME, THE DENTAL DICTATOR, HE'LL GIVE US ALL FREE PONIES

  • @PixarNerdStudios
    @PixarNerdStudios 3 роки тому +710

    “I love and understand this video” - a person who is upset because everyone else did this joke

  • @Enchantix00Sasori
    @Enchantix00Sasori 4 роки тому +300

    „I don‘t care if my father died! I am banned from Twitter.“
    Relatable.

  • @pelusouwu
    @pelusouwu Рік тому +4

    "Yo amo y entiendo éste vídeo"- una persona real que totalmente no es un bot pretendiendo ser un humano

  • @Dermic0
    @Dermic0 Рік тому +1

    i love and understand this video” a person who definitely doesn’t have 100 people in their basement and is trying to not be suspicious

  • @ItsThatJo
    @ItsThatJo 4 роки тому +188

    Kevin: "The Grim Reaper is never gonna take me!"
    Also Kevin: *dies immediately after by aging up*

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 4 роки тому +6

      I laughed so fecking hard 🤣

    • @ItsThatJo
      @ItsThatJo 4 роки тому

      @@atmywhitson The timing was impeccable

  • @interestingnamehere5386
    @interestingnamehere5386 3 роки тому +541

    "I love and understand this video." - a human being who has no idea what's going on but apparently is susceptible to the herd mentality.

  • @Thomas-x5k
    @Thomas-x5k 2 місяці тому

    “I love and understand this video.” - A real person assembled out of purely robot parts.

  • @probablynotyourdad4616
    @probablynotyourdad4616 4 роки тому +148

    “Stop rejecting me!”
    -Kevin Callme, while talking to a 73 year old war veteran.

  • @Minnesotaa
    @Minnesotaa 3 роки тому +573

    "I love and understand this video." Not a robot, never got paid.

  • @darsonosumitomo7328
    @darsonosumitomo7328 4 роки тому +254

    "I love and understand this video"
    -A human who has passed the human verification test.

  • @mynormalaccount2643
    @mynormalaccount2643 2 роки тому +9

    4:14 Lets hope is real first name isn't Ben.

  • @wintersnightlazzo
    @wintersnightlazzo 4 роки тому +128

    "I love and understand this video"
    - Definitely a humanoid and not an alien, 2021

  • @kezcoz2475
    @kezcoz2475 4 роки тому +86

    “I love and understand this video”- totally a human and definitely not a bot

  • @zoeJones-o6r
    @zoeJones-o6r 2 місяці тому

    I love and understand this video - I've binged all your sims video and now I'm here 😂

  • @ElinorMahoney
    @ElinorMahoney 4 роки тому +327

    “The grim reaper’s never gonna take me!”
    *dies 1.849595 seconds later*

    • @Imaperson844
      @Imaperson844 4 роки тому +2

      How did you get that time?

    • @thetamaximum1901
      @thetamaximum1901 4 роки тому +1

      do you happen to watch poofesure?

    • @Imaperson844
      @Imaperson844 4 роки тому +1

      @@thetamaximum1901 what’s that?

    • @thetamaximum1901
      @thetamaximum1901 4 роки тому +1

      @@Imaperson844 people who watch poofesure will get it lol

    • @Imaperson844
      @Imaperson844 4 роки тому +1

      @@thetamaximum1901 oh ok

  • @boobooplays7289
    @boobooplays7289 3 місяці тому +1

    the grim reaper will never take me: kevin's famous last words 1 prayer for ian 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @giulizpaviz6381
    @giulizpaviz6381 4 роки тому +341

    Kevin: "The Grim Reaper is never gonna take me"
    Grim Reaper: "i'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @spursamn
    @spursamn 2 роки тому +3

    I am legally obligated (one might say programmed) to say "I love and understand this video."

  • @eAxxs
    @eAxxs Рік тому

    That oof on the headphones brings all of us joy Kevin bring it back please😭😭

  • @JarOfJamison
    @JarOfJamison 2 роки тому +190

    “I love and understand this video” - a totally real human being that is definitely 100% not a swarm of bees in disguise

  • @ericagoodwin3514
    @ericagoodwin3514 Рік тому +1

    I love and understand this video. - Totally not my cat Smokey stepping on my keyboard.

  • @michaelrobert6386
    @michaelrobert6386 8 місяців тому +1

    This video is lovable and quite understandable.

  • @idkhbtfmandnowimsad994
    @idkhbtfmandnowimsad994 4 роки тому +68

    Okay but a BitLife Controls My Sims series with Kevin would be actually really good.

  • @TinkysToybox
    @TinkysToybox 4 роки тому +70

    “I love and understand this video” - not a bot, definitely a human being

  • @noellevvii
    @noellevvii Рік тому

    "I love and understand this video" - A real person 100% satisfaction guaranteed

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 3 роки тому +296

    I love how his model is "get trolled, meet them in person, ask them out, get rejected, swallow sadness"

  • @stormiikisses.0001
    @stormiikisses.0001 2 роки тому

    "I love, and understand this video." "How do I disown my father?" "Tiktok dance collage" popular topics of today