Bitlife but I live in quarantine

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  • @cheapentertainment8298
    @cheapentertainment8298 4 роки тому +4643

    The genuine exasperation when he says "JUST WHIP IT OUT!" Is the best, honestly.

    • @dailybugle2147
      @dailybugle2147 4 роки тому +133

      I actually laughed out loud at that

    • @pidgeymon2353
      @pidgeymon2353 4 роки тому +362

      "Your honor, exhibit A!"
      No, Kevin, exhibit D.

    • @nghtwng1572
      @nghtwng1572 4 роки тому +69

      Its 2am and that joke had me snorting and wheezing🤣🤣🤣

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 4 роки тому +43

      @@nghtwng1572 my parents heard me laughing at that part

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 4 роки тому +11

      I am the quarantine

  • @danin6961
    @danin6961 4 роки тому +7611

    Kevin: names character "Lone Lee"
    Lone Lee dies without having any friends or family
    Kevin: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @mymaya
      @mymaya 4 роки тому +55

      not like the walking dead Lee I was shocked

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +25

      Congrats on the heart

    • @turg2042
      @turg2042 4 роки тому +28

      Turg

    • @Xipsep
      @Xipsep 4 роки тому +5

      O-O

    • @kmansbruh2871
      @kmansbruh2871 4 роки тому +3

      Turg turg

  • @lailah18
    @lailah18 4 роки тому +3906

    “Why does it always end in murder?” Because Kevin, it’s you

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +42

      That could sum up his channel as a whole really

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames 4 роки тому +25

      Actually it doesn't always end in murder. Some games he's just gotten weird endings. Also, he didn't do UNDERTALE genocide. He just did one episode of neutral and then ended. The canon is broken if you look hard.

    • @the0negachaguy158
      @the0negachaguy158 4 роки тому +3

      True so true

    • @Dean-nq8so
      @Dean-nq8so 4 роки тому +3

      When Sean’s hitman fingers are tingling, it’s Kevin he calls

    • @cecewilliams1660
      @cecewilliams1660 4 роки тому

      What did you do to Snoke they just wanted to make a normal comment why would you do this

  • @cryptic6306
    @cryptic6306 4 роки тому +1713

    I never ever thought I’d hear Kevin whine “JUST WHIP IT OUTTTT” but here we are.

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 4 роки тому +1933

    Clearly the cure for depression is the realization that incense is air seasoning

    • @spideraba769
      @spideraba769 4 роки тому +41

      It's like the word "aglet" in that episode of _Phineas & Ferb._

    • @milohasproblems7448
      @milohasproblems7448 3 роки тому +13

      why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 роки тому +16

      And moonshine.

    • @mehhh6654
      @mehhh6654 3 роки тому +10

      omg im happy now

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 2 роки тому +8

      Firefly is the opposite of waterfall...
      Hey, it works.

  • @hunnybee_
    @hunnybee_ 4 роки тому +4972

    Bitlife: “You’re not allowed to drop out of school in Ireland.”
    Kevin: **TRIGGERED**

    • @mlgdarrgames
      @mlgdarrgames 4 роки тому +8

      Meme old you are a viner

    • @harrisonwilliams4381
      @harrisonwilliams4381 4 роки тому +91

      If arent allowed then how did Kevin drop out

    • @RiftRey
      @RiftRey 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @scoobaydoo5398
      @scoobaydoo5398 4 роки тому +51

      A girl from my school dropped out at 15 and she’s now pregnant

    • @charliep123
      @charliep123 4 роки тому +106

      Datsaltyboi 1 Kevin had to drop out of school for medical reasons. Watch his draw my life.

  • @dotty.
    @dotty. 4 роки тому +1053

    Journalist: "how were you able to catch mr. Lee over 10 times and apprehend him?"
    Officer: "he just kept going back to his house claiming he was 'in quarantine' for some reason"

  • @midnighteevee4246
    @midnighteevee4246 4 роки тому +2287

    "Oh my god I cannot kill my parents. This is the worst day ever."
    -- CallMeKevin

    • @ayriannamc
      @ayriannamc 4 роки тому +8

      midnighteevee i legit read this as he said it

    • @tappavapahvi6184
      @tappavapahvi6184 4 роки тому +7

      Haven't seen them.
      Yep kevin killed them

    • @ColdWizardMerlin
      @ColdWizardMerlin 4 роки тому +5

      I know how he feels.

    • @BadWolfBlueForReal
      @BadWolfBlueForReal 2 роки тому +1

      literally 10 seconds earlier: why does it always end in murder

  • @liquidtvafternoons5315
    @liquidtvafternoons5315 4 роки тому +719

    It was genuinely so surreal hearing Kevin spend ten minutes yelling about how he wants to detach my brain

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 роки тому +558

    4:42
    Kevin: Kills his parents so he's alone in quarantine and doesn't have to go out.
    Also Kevin: Goes dog-walking.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +9

      He does it virtually

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 2 роки тому +10

      Maybe he took the dog for a walk around the house.

    • @LucasFarish-Goodell
      @LucasFarish-Goodell Рік тому +2

      he used a drone with a leash attached to it

  • @tommym.9192
    @tommym.9192 4 роки тому +960

    Crazy Corn: Escapes
    Kevin: HISSS HISSS

  • @pharaohthedawg3545
    @pharaohthedawg3545 4 роки тому +771

    “Just whip it out” - Kevin

    • @ellissvannish5788
      @ellissvannish5788 4 роки тому +61

      The way he says it gets me every time.

    • @SpectreMkTwo
      @SpectreMkTwo 4 роки тому +19

      I kid you not, it was the funniest shit I've ever seen.
      Just the way he said it made me lose my shit

    • @UtaShirokage
      @UtaShirokage 4 роки тому +9

      Pulls out meatscepter

    • @ZinoAmare
      @ZinoAmare 4 роки тому +3

      @@Melviiis same here laughed harder then I should xD

  • @austhom8974
    @austhom8974 4 роки тому +1235

    He’s gotten so bored he’s playing a game of quarantine in quarantine

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 4 роки тому +43

      So were watching him pretending to be in quarantine when he is in quarantine while in quarantine

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +6

      @@yee5074 meta

    • @austhom8974
      @austhom8974 4 роки тому +2

      Basically

    • @MarianneBrandon
      @MarianneBrandon 4 роки тому +2

      Quarantinception

    • @bigpizza3203
      @bigpizza3203 4 роки тому +1

      Sub to austhom

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 роки тому +410

    1:44
    "»You are not allowed to drop out of school in Ireland.« !? I did it! I DID IT! I left when I was like 16!"
    THIS MADE ME SCREAM

    • @sinki3322
      @sinki3322 3 роки тому +23

      this boy deserves the whole world I swear !

    • @Zdfzrfdsfj
      @Zdfzrfdsfj Рік тому

      ​@@sinki3322 holy 16 likes

  • @nikitablackaller3299
    @nikitablackaller3299 4 роки тому +783

    "JUST WHIP IT OUT"
    -CallMeKevin, 2020

    • @WurrzagsMorkyMischeif
      @WurrzagsMorkyMischeif 4 роки тому +31

      "I have a dream"
      Martin Luther King
      "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be"
      Winston Churchill
      "JUST WHIP IT OUT"
      Call Me Kevin

    • @arstotzka333
      @arstotzka333 4 роки тому +14

      "Your honor, EXHİBİT A"

    • @Beard-and-the-boy
      @Beard-and-the-boy 4 роки тому +17

      Arstotzka Ball TR exhibit D you mean 😂

    • @ElinorMahoney
      @ElinorMahoney 4 роки тому +1

      @@Beard-and-the-boy BAHAHAHAHA

  • @jackbudi
    @jackbudi 4 роки тому +2016

    Bitlife but it’s too much like real life

  • @felixkalenskyy93
    @felixkalenskyy93 4 роки тому +343

    I love how the only BitLife ribbons Kevin has ever acquired is ‘murderous’ and ‘Houdini’

  • @lexidonovan9972
    @lexidonovan9972 4 роки тому +405

    “Not enough evidence? Just whip it out!”-Kevin
    Never change

  • @cyoz2723
    @cyoz2723 4 роки тому +420

    “Some sort of elephant man”
    TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

    • @wrnul3104
      @wrnul3104 4 роки тому +7

      TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

    • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy 4 роки тому +5

      *TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG*

    • @faisal3398
      @faisal3398 4 роки тому +3

      Turg?

    • @faisal3398
      @faisal3398 4 роки тому +4

      Turg.

    • @T_sweet
      @T_sweet 4 роки тому +1

      TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

  • @CapnCrimson
    @CapnCrimson 4 роки тому +904

    Kevin: "snake bacon"
    Me, an intellectual: "snacon"

    • @em3952
      @em3952 4 роки тому +8

      I did the same 😭😂

    • @kitsunescythe6823
      @kitsunescythe6823 4 роки тому +8

      I was hoping someone commented this. 😂

    • @belinda02
      @belinda02 4 роки тому +5

      RIGHT???? He missed the opportunity

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 роки тому +4

      @Evan Alexandrr I love how you say that and then type 100 emojis that aren't hearts xD

    • @seliamila1005
      @seliamila1005 3 роки тому +3

      Snake otacon ship name!!

  • @marshidden4352
    @marshidden4352 4 роки тому +347

    “I figured we’d play bitlife, do something a bit different.”
    This is starting to sound really familiar, Kevin.

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 4 роки тому +737

    Kevin: There’s only one answer. I’ll have to kill them.
    Me: My god what a twist.

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 4 роки тому +4

      I Wouldnt call it a twist considering its kevin

    • @songbirdsandsandwiches8217
      @songbirdsandsandwiches8217 4 роки тому +16

      @@yee5074 ZAT FUZ ZE JOKE SWINEVUALT

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 4 роки тому +4

      @@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 darn

    • @yellowbananago
      @yellowbananago 4 роки тому

      Katy Barrie Pretty predictable really with kevin

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 4 роки тому +2

      @Lil Sket r/ihavereddit

  • @goth.1e
    @goth.1e 4 роки тому +832

    I love how instead of "First" or stuff like that, whenever people are early on this channel they just say "Turg"

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 роки тому +201

    9:18
    "Oh Jesus Christ, it got out of the house and has taken 19 minutes to get back into the house. He made me leave my house!? Or maybe I was just calling him, but how do you call a snake? _SSSSSSS_ *_SSSSSSSSSS!_* That sounds like a sprinkler going off.."
    I died.

  • @shadowcastyt
    @shadowcastyt 4 роки тому +124

    13:07 “just whip it out” I’m dead, I just died of laughter

  • @dragonpaws746
    @dragonpaws746 4 роки тому +292

    Kevin: *isolates Lone Lee all his life preventing him from getting any skills*
    Also Kevin: "Why are you so fecking useless at everything"

  • @lalo3628
    @lalo3628 4 роки тому +460

    Maybe Kevin should try the “not killing people challenge”

  • @goth.1e
    @goth.1e 4 роки тому +441

    "He is Lone Lee. This is getting a little too real already"
    I felt that 😔😔😔

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 роки тому +7

      I came here to escape real life but I just entered virtual real life

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +5

      @@jackbudi "is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

    • @Jasmine-se4uh
      @Jasmine-se4uh 4 роки тому

      Then diagnosed with depression jeez

    • @jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068
      @jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068 4 роки тому +3

      Jokes on you, i was completely alone before the lockdown haha... ha.... 😐

    • @MrMoofisAwesome
      @MrMoofisAwesome 4 роки тому

      Same.

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 роки тому +154

    13:46
    "The only times he left his house were to go to jail, to kill people, or to get surgeries.. and that's it. Oh, what a depressing life he had."
    Sounds like a typical BitLife-Life for Kevin.

  • @liamsteffen7526
    @liamsteffen7526 4 роки тому +128

    “I can’t kill my parents, this is the worst day ever.”
    Kevin is a true role model.

  • @Gokublack-no3yu
    @Gokublack-no3yu 4 роки тому +202

    I’ve never laughed so hard until he said “just whip it out” 😂

  • @AmyAnnLand
    @AmyAnnLand 4 роки тому +424

    Kevin: trying to drop out of preschool, names himself "Lone Lee", buys lotto tickets with his last dime and wonders where it all went wrong. Edit: How could I forget about him killing his parents???
    This is so perfect and so Kevin.

  • @emp9404
    @emp9404 4 роки тому +193

    "You can't drop out in Ireland"
    Cue angry Irish noises from Kevin who dropped out

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 роки тому +58

    “So what I’ve killed 4 people and never left my house? Everyone has baggage!”

  • @allisonfitzmaurice6948
    @allisonfitzmaurice6948 4 роки тому +462

    “Lana Del Rey replied to a Tweet you posted”
    HOLY HELL life accomplished right there

    • @thechosenbossk4352
      @thechosenbossk4352 4 роки тому +13

      Allison Fitzmaurice if only that could happen in real life

    • @pollito6007
      @pollito6007 3 роки тому

      I am a beautiful person. the only way to get the best of luck. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. the only way to get the best of all the teamers, and that they don't even play the game they just gamble their coins to try and get good guns and knifes and lvl. Like what's the fun in that? And then, we just casualy talked about the new year. I have been waiting for the first time I drank water for the past few years ago. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. if you are not the intended recipient, you can also be used to be funny

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 3 роки тому +6

      @@pollito6007 what

    • @pollito6007
      @pollito6007 3 роки тому

      @@dazza2350 the game. the only way to get the best of luck with the latest version of the game

    • @Blaze-xe8cl
      @Blaze-xe8cl 3 роки тому +3

      @@pollito6007 did you have a stroke

  • @Lazuli_the_Blue
    @Lazuli_the_Blue 4 роки тому +240

    Bitlife: “You can’t drop out of school in Ireland”
    Kevin who did drop out of school: *WHAT DID YOU MEAN!? I DID IT!!!*

  • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
    @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 4 роки тому +288

    Kevin: doesnt interact with his girlfriend
    Also kevin: "Why Wont you marry me?!!"

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 2 роки тому +3

      I love that the movie she wanted to go see was called "Engaged AF"
      He was right. If he had just taken her to that movie, she would have married him

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 2 роки тому +1

      @@stevenclark1662
      Couldn't they stream the movie at his house?

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mr-Green0 she wanted Lone to leave the house FOR HER. She picked the movie on purpose for the name alone, hoping to entice him out. Would have defeated the purpose to go to his house.
      That's my take anyway, the environmental story telling here rivals Bethesda!

  • @jackcole4678
    @jackcole4678 4 роки тому +303

    Kevin is more of a threat than the coronavirus at this point.

    • @PoeticWhisper
      @PoeticWhisper 4 роки тому +5

      Jack Cole He definitely has less of a survivor count.

    • @kachowdove4519
      @kachowdove4519 4 роки тому +1

      And yet I wouldn't mind if he took me out

  • @montanasky3181
    @montanasky3181 4 роки тому +93

    *”Just whip it out”*
    Kevin’s new Nike saying

  • @crystarcc
    @crystarcc 4 роки тому +34

    "Not enough evidence!?"
    "JUST WHIP IT OUT!!!" 😭

  • @shirin3189
    @shirin3189 4 роки тому +277

    Kevin, for the lottery just choose the 10 tickets option once a year. Anything else does nothing! Take care of yourself!!

    • @Marie-yv5lx
      @Marie-yv5lx 4 роки тому +14

      Also I think he has to d propose with a ring for them to accept.

    • @blissfulbarbie
      @blissfulbarbie 4 роки тому +3

      Why just once a year? If you have the money you definitely can buy lottery tickets until you win.

    • @blissfulbarbie
      @blissfulbarbie 4 роки тому +17

      @@Marie-yv5lx Kevin plays on the Android version which doesn't has that feature yet.

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 4 роки тому +375

    There was a man called Lone Lee
    He went to prison quick-Lee
    He had a date named Sophie
    And then he killed her lmao

  • @Isabel-cb6wy
    @Isabel-cb6wy 4 роки тому +66

    Kevin: I'm going to force someone to live in quarantine
    4 minutes later
    Lone: *in prison*

  • @asf1062
    @asf1062 4 роки тому +41

    Kevin: We're gonna play this game a bit different.
    **A 6 years old with depression**
    Me: That's different alright

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 роки тому +28

    12:36
    "Helping hand? No, Jesus Christ! Don't volunteer with the helping hand, it is not the time for handshaking!"
    Words of wisdom.

  • @Yara-vr1cp
    @Yara-vr1cp 4 роки тому +127

    “Now i just gotta set up a little brewery in my basement”
    That’s a little different than what’s usually in Kevins basement

    • @winterstar5750
      @winterstar5750 4 роки тому +13

      There's a reason the basement became unavailable

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 10 місяців тому

      What's next, he's gonna have a meth lab in his basement?

  • @Slaint
    @Slaint 4 роки тому +51

    13:06 "Just whip it out!!"
    -Kevin 2020
    EDIT: Thanks for the likes!

  • @boreragnarok4680
    @boreragnarok4680 4 роки тому +53

    Prophecy has foretold that on the day of Bore Ragnarok the merciless Jim Pickens and the mighty Turg will engage in glorious combat to the death. Jim Pickens will be armed with the souls of all his victims while Turg will amass an army of his offspring. It shall be a battle of the ages.

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 роки тому +3

      Bore Ragnarok that’s something I’d love to see 2 outerversal gods above the multiverse and reality itself fighting to the death in a brutal bloody battle

  • @omarbraisse354
    @omarbraisse354 3 роки тому +4

    13:05 "JUST WHIP IT OUT" has falling of my seat man ur probably one of the funniest youtubers

  • @mwebb1495
    @mwebb1495 4 роки тому +23

    "Incense is just air seasoning"
    *Depression is cured*

  • @zo3eth
    @zo3eth 4 роки тому +19

    I like how Kevin is no longer phased by escaping from prison and just continues to hold pleasant conversation while doing it.

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 4 роки тому +92

    “How do you call a snake?” Parseltongue of course

    • @orlianisdmunoz
      @orlianisdmunoz 4 роки тому +2

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture

    • @orlianisdmunoz
      @orlianisdmunoz 4 роки тому

      (not assuming your gender, it's just the meme)

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 роки тому +20

    10:22
    "Your friend has a friend- I don't have friends! So this is a scam, 100%!"
    This is getting too relatable..

  • @decalcomanie123
    @decalcomanie123 4 роки тому +57

    Imagine a person whose only strength in his whole life is he's extremely good at escaping from prison

    • @wrenthecastaway5569
      @wrenthecastaway5569 4 роки тому +2

      Aquablast If you like anime, Nanbaka. There’s a character where that’s literally all his life skills

    • @LittleGamerGal
      @LittleGamerGal 4 роки тому

      Look up Yoshie Shiratori.

    • @The_True_Dark_King
      @The_True_Dark_King 4 роки тому +1

      @@wrenthecastaway5569 I wished it had stayed a comedy. It was genuinely funny and it's rare for me to laugh. Then they changed it and everything got so serious. Then I dropped it.

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 4 роки тому +43

    Kevin: I'm Lone Lee
    Turg Cult: we are with you Kevin

  • @wikipediaonthespot7256
    @wikipediaonthespot7256 4 роки тому +14

    The word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning "forty days", used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language and designating the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague epidemic; it followed the trentino, or thirty-day isolation period, first imposed in 1377 in Venetian-dominated Ragusa. For more, see the medieval history paragraph.

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 роки тому

      Wikipedia On the Spot I learned that from half-life Alyx. Great game.

  • @depression6442
    @depression6442 4 роки тому +73

    Kevin’s next title: Quarantine but quarantine

    • @depression6442
      @depression6442 4 роки тому

      Carson Elias Omg yes I like yours better

  • @420dizkhalifa
    @420dizkhalifa 4 роки тому +9

    "Just whip it out!!"
    I cant breathe from laughing so hard.

  • @artsopod
    @artsopod 4 роки тому +61

    No one:
    Absolutely No One:
    Not even Crazy Corn:
    Kevin: *JuSt wHip iT oUt!!*

  • @yerman7820
    @yerman7820 4 роки тому +85

    Imagine years down the line and Kevin's child stumbles on Kevin's videos. They would immediately run away from home.

    • @katy-hn2jm
      @katy-hn2jm 4 роки тому +5

      especially after seeing sims XD

    • @anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118
      @anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118 4 роки тому +8

      Kevin have a kid? Are you mad bro? Do you want to see the thing dead

    • @Bubblesgirl527
      @Bubblesgirl527 4 роки тому +4

      His kids would be dead in a heartbeat

    • @yellowbat79
      @yellowbat79 4 роки тому +1

      Until they go to the door and see the massege "only member's of jim's cult can go through this door"

    • @Bubblesgirl527
      @Bubblesgirl527 4 роки тому +2

      Imagine what the kids names would be "Blow Torch" Matt Ress"

  • @SJ-yu5zk
    @SJ-yu5zk 4 роки тому +9

    Kevin's accent is getting more and more Irish recently, and I am HERE for this beautiful accent

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 роки тому +92

    Aged 6 : "You Have Depression"
    *_B R U H_*

  • @somerandomguy8973
    @somerandomguy8973 4 роки тому +13

    12:54
    “Not enough evidence?! Just wipe it out!”

  • @Zerohi123
    @Zerohi123 4 роки тому +80

    "I'm trying to keep away from people"
    *bites his mum*

  • @kuromikendall
    @kuromikendall 4 роки тому +105

    doctor: “you have 14 minutes and 54 seconds left to live”
    me:

  • @muhammadajmal3345
    @muhammadajmal3345 4 роки тому +11

    13:08
    Kevin:just whip it out
    Me:*on the floor and crying from laughter*

  • @Dianafreaken
    @Dianafreaken 4 роки тому +87

    Not even a minut in, and he made me cry a little.
    Greenland is a part of Denmark 🇬🇱🇩🇰
    My mom’s name is Lone, and that’s a normal name here in Denmark 😅🇩🇰

  • @ayladinwiddie7521
    @ayladinwiddie7521 4 роки тому +5

    I love that Kevin has escaped from Bitlife prison so many times that he can just do it without thinking

  • @missfloof880
    @missfloof880 2 місяці тому +2

    Four years later and I still watch these every night

  • @JustAFace_InTheCrowd
    @JustAFace_InTheCrowd 4 роки тому +12

    2:17 LMAO Is it just me, or is it really funny when Kevin ACTUALLY swears? I’m so used to hearing things like, “Feck.” Or “You absolute potato.” 😂

  • @CianMcGuirk
    @CianMcGuirk 4 роки тому +25

    "What was the point of staying in school if they don't even teach you how to strangle people!" - Kevin 2020

  • @titaspeza7980
    @titaspeza7980 4 роки тому +5

    Thanks Kevin, I've been quite depressed recently, after clicking on the video and hearing your voice, I instantly felt a little better.
    Thank you for doing this!

  • @lumxty
    @lumxty 4 роки тому +8

    I love that the only two ribbons Kevin has are Deadly and Houdini

  • @Emmetlovesredvelvet13
    @Emmetlovesredvelvet13 Рік тому +5

    The energy in how he says, "you don't have a job you lying bitch" genuinely made me laugh

  • @katiemcnamara5337
    @katiemcnamara5337 4 роки тому +39

    "takes dog walking as a career" "is also in isolation/quarantine " walks dog around house..

  • @GatorDunnAZ
    @GatorDunnAZ 4 роки тому +11

    Hey Kevin, there's actually an old video game called Quarantine. It's a driving/shooting game where you drive a cab in some miserable future and you basically just shoot everyone and everything.
    I remember enjoying it when it came out, but it was fairly hard and probably didn't age well, but that would just be hilarious.

  • @victoriawilliamson500
    @victoriawilliamson500 4 роки тому +73

    Quarantine? More like Bore: Ragnarok

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 роки тому +3

      More accurate than I'd like to admit

    • @johncurtis118
      @johncurtis118 4 роки тому +5

      Bore: Ragnorok? More like Bore: Ragnorok

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 4 роки тому

      @@johncurtis118 More like Bore: Ragnarok? More like Bore: Ragnarok

    • @gians.9880
      @gians.9880 4 роки тому +1

      TURG

  • @smartin7138
    @smartin7138 4 роки тому +11

    "If your'e a Sophie watching this I'm sorry"
    No worries Kevin, though having my brain detached would have been a cooler way to go out than just getting hit by a stick

  • @idontknowyt3434
    @idontknowyt3434 4 роки тому +6

    9:37 HAHAHA!! "I saw treat I thought it said eat him as a treat. Make some snake bacon." HAHA. "Snake bacon!!" or better yet "SNACON!!!" HAHA

  • @shelbybuttram183
    @shelbybuttram183 4 роки тому +97

    Day 8 of asking kevin to continue desperate housewifes

  • @seanduffy1420
    @seanduffy1420 4 роки тому +10

    Kevin made it nearly four minutes before he started killing people. I’m so proud of our boy.

  • @elzar5987
    @elzar5987 4 роки тому +30

    I wonder what Kevin's actual parents would think watching this

  • @LucyGem98
    @LucyGem98 4 роки тому +5

    6:01 wow kevin, this picture really shows that you are so cool with a bad boy feel. The rumours were true

  • @poson746
    @poson746 4 роки тому +34

    Sophie is like that lady in some animated movie who whips everyone's ass with her purse. I don't remember what it's called

    • @QTheRabbit
      @QTheRabbit 3 роки тому +12

      A bit late, but I believe you were thinking of Madagascar.
      I know that must have been haunting you all this time.

    • @poson746
      @poson746 3 роки тому +6

      @@QTheRabbit omg yeessssss that's the one!!

  • @AmyAnnLand
    @AmyAnnLand 4 роки тому +7

    I've been laughing hysterically the whole video. This is fecking gold.

  • @beckypoppers
    @beckypoppers 4 роки тому +18

    "Why does it always end in murder?"
    Why do you ask obvious questions?
    Answer to both: Because it's Kevin

  • @average_enjoyer
    @average_enjoyer 4 роки тому +45

    "I don't have friends so this is a scam"
    *Sad friend noises

  • @Terratetradon
    @Terratetradon 2 роки тому +10

    13:11
    No no. Exhibit D

  • @Kyced_
    @Kyced_ 4 роки тому +12

    Intro: **zooms into TURG when he says "kevin"**
    Me: have i just been turg'd?

  • @Jasmine-se4uh
    @Jasmine-se4uh 4 роки тому +7

    Day 2 of thanking Kevin in continuing his essential work of putting a smile on all of our faces during lockdown

  • @annali7666
    @annali7666 4 роки тому +21

    “Lana Del Rey replied to a tweet that I posted”
    Lone Lee still has a more successful life than me then

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 4 роки тому +83

    "The answer is to kill my parents!"
    KEVIN NO!

    • @LutherannoG
      @LutherannoG 4 роки тому +3

      KEVIN YES!!!

    • @BoredMurphy
      @BoredMurphy 4 роки тому +1

      @@LutherannoG KEVIN N O

    • @LutherannoG
      @LutherannoG 4 роки тому +2

      Kevin Y E S

    • @BoredMurphy
      @BoredMurphy 4 роки тому +1

      KEVIN NO, B A D

    • @bethanywhitelaw8363
      @bethanywhitelaw8363 4 роки тому

      I think I'm desensitised to Kevin murdering people. I only said Kevin no when he was going to whip it out in court

  • @stamina4days
    @stamina4days 2 роки тому +1

    Back in 2022 watching the Playlist again. Can you imagine someone trying to kill you, getting arrested, then they break out of jail like 3 times and try to kill you? Kevin is like a less intelligent Terminator.

  • @calebvaughn5860
    @calebvaughn5860 9 місяців тому +3

    2:35 - never heard CMK drop the ‘bitch’ so hard LOL I’m here for it

  • @Angelo-tp3xg
    @Angelo-tp3xg 4 роки тому +9

    "So today we're doing something a little different..."
    Can't say I haven't heard that one before.

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 4 роки тому +48

    "I THOUGHT IT MEANT EAT HIM"
    Kevin. Don't eat the snake. You don't want to cause a new virus!

  • @Algren_Izunia
    @Algren_Izunia 4 роки тому +16

    "Just whip it out" - CallMeKevin 2020

  • @neutronzanada5836
    @neutronzanada5836 4 роки тому +4

    "Not enough evidence? JUST WHIP IT OUT!"
    That's the funniest thing I've heard all quarantine.

  • @thetoasterunicorn
    @thetoasterunicorn 4 роки тому +2

    These Sims 1 songs on the background genuinely make me so happy

  • @sammyhansen3235
    @sammyhansen3235 4 роки тому +5

    “How do you call a snake??” Snake Jazz Kevin, they love it