Actually it doesn't always end in murder. Some games he's just gotten weird endings. Also, he didn't do UNDERTALE genocide. He just did one episode of neutral and then ended. The canon is broken if you look hard.
Journalist: "how were you able to catch mr. Lee over 10 times and apprehend him?" Officer: "he just kept going back to his house claiming he was 'in quarantine' for some reason"
9:18 "Oh Jesus Christ, it got out of the house and has taken 19 minutes to get back into the house. He made me leave my house!? Or maybe I was just calling him, but how do you call a snake? _SSSSSSS_ *_SSSSSSSSSS!_* That sounds like a sprinkler going off.." I died.
13:46 "The only times he left his house were to go to jail, to kill people, or to get surgeries.. and that's it. Oh, what a depressing life he had." Sounds like a typical BitLife-Life for Kevin.
Kevin: trying to drop out of preschool, names himself "Lone Lee", buys lotto tickets with his last dime and wonders where it all went wrong. Edit: How could I forget about him killing his parents??? This is so perfect and so Kevin.
I am a beautiful person. the only way to get the best of luck. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. the only way to get the best of all the teamers, and that they don't even play the game they just gamble their coins to try and get good guns and knifes and lvl. Like what's the fun in that? And then, we just casualy talked about the new year. I have been waiting for the first time I drank water for the past few years ago. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. if you are not the intended recipient, you can also be used to be funny
@@Mr-Green0 she wanted Lone to leave the house FOR HER. She picked the movie on purpose for the name alone, hoping to entice him out. Would have defeated the purpose to go to his house. That's my take anyway, the environmental story telling here rivals Bethesda!
Prophecy has foretold that on the day of Bore Ragnarok the merciless Jim Pickens and the mighty Turg will engage in glorious combat to the death. Jim Pickens will be armed with the souls of all his victims while Turg will amass an army of his offspring. It shall be a battle of the ages.
Bore Ragnarok that’s something I’d love to see 2 outerversal gods above the multiverse and reality itself fighting to the death in a brutal bloody battle
@@wrenthecastaway5569 I wished it had stayed a comedy. It was genuinely funny and it's rare for me to laugh. Then they changed it and everything got so serious. Then I dropped it.
The word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning "forty days", used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language and designating the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague epidemic; it followed the trentino, or thirty-day isolation period, first imposed in 1377 in Venetian-dominated Ragusa. For more, see the medieval history paragraph.
Not even a minut in, and he made me cry a little. Greenland is a part of Denmark 🇬🇱🇩🇰 My mom’s name is Lone, and that’s a normal name here in Denmark 😅🇩🇰
Thanks Kevin, I've been quite depressed recently, after clicking on the video and hearing your voice, I instantly felt a little better. Thank you for doing this!
Hey Kevin, there's actually an old video game called Quarantine. It's a driving/shooting game where you drive a cab in some miserable future and you basically just shoot everyone and everything. I remember enjoying it when it came out, but it was fairly hard and probably didn't age well, but that would just be hilarious.
"If your'e a Sophie watching this I'm sorry" No worries Kevin, though having my brain detached would have been a cooler way to go out than just getting hit by a stick
Back in 2022 watching the Playlist again. Can you imagine someone trying to kill you, getting arrested, then they break out of jail like 3 times and try to kill you? Kevin is like a less intelligent Terminator.
The genuine exasperation when he says "JUST WHIP IT OUT!" Is the best, honestly.
I actually laughed out loud at that
"Your honor, exhibit A!"
No, Kevin, exhibit D.
Its 2am and that joke had me snorting and wheezing🤣🤣🤣
@@nghtwng1572 my parents heard me laughing at that part
I am the quarantine
Kevin: names character "Lone Lee"
Lone Lee dies without having any friends or family
Kevin: *surprised Pikachu face*
not like the walking dead Lee I was shocked
Congrats on the heart
Turg
O-O
Turg turg
“Why does it always end in murder?” Because Kevin, it’s you
That could sum up his channel as a whole really
Actually it doesn't always end in murder. Some games he's just gotten weird endings. Also, he didn't do UNDERTALE genocide. He just did one episode of neutral and then ended. The canon is broken if you look hard.
True so true
When Sean’s hitman fingers are tingling, it’s Kevin he calls
What did you do to Snoke they just wanted to make a normal comment why would you do this
I never ever thought I’d hear Kevin whine “JUST WHIP IT OUTTTT” but here we are.
Nice pfp (transmasc mask)
Clearly the cure for depression is the realization that incense is air seasoning
It's like the word "aglet" in that episode of _Phineas & Ferb._
why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
And moonshine.
omg im happy now
Firefly is the opposite of waterfall...
Hey, it works.
Bitlife: “You’re not allowed to drop out of school in Ireland.”
Kevin: **TRIGGERED**
Meme old you are a viner
If arent allowed then how did Kevin drop out
🤣
A girl from my school dropped out at 15 and she’s now pregnant
Datsaltyboi 1 Kevin had to drop out of school for medical reasons. Watch his draw my life.
Journalist: "how were you able to catch mr. Lee over 10 times and apprehend him?"
Officer: "he just kept going back to his house claiming he was 'in quarantine' for some reason"
"Oh my god I cannot kill my parents. This is the worst day ever."
-- CallMeKevin
midnighteevee i legit read this as he said it
Haven't seen them.
Yep kevin killed them
I know how he feels.
literally 10 seconds earlier: why does it always end in murder
It was genuinely so surreal hearing Kevin spend ten minutes yelling about how he wants to detach my brain
Same.
omfg im losing it rn
4:42
Kevin: Kills his parents so he's alone in quarantine and doesn't have to go out.
Also Kevin: Goes dog-walking.
He does it virtually
Maybe he took the dog for a walk around the house.
he used a drone with a leash attached to it
Crazy Corn: Escapes
Kevin: HISSS HISSS
Bruh moment
“Just whip it out” - Kevin
The way he says it gets me every time.
I kid you not, it was the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Just the way he said it made me lose my shit
Pulls out meatscepter
@@Melviiis same here laughed harder then I should xD
He’s gotten so bored he’s playing a game of quarantine in quarantine
So were watching him pretending to be in quarantine when he is in quarantine while in quarantine
@@yee5074 meta
Basically
Quarantinception
Sub to austhom
1:44
"»You are not allowed to drop out of school in Ireland.« !? I did it! I DID IT! I left when I was like 16!"
THIS MADE ME SCREAM
this boy deserves the whole world I swear !
@@sinki3322 holy 16 likes
"JUST WHIP IT OUT"
-CallMeKevin, 2020
"I have a dream"
Martin Luther King
"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be"
Winston Churchill
"JUST WHIP IT OUT"
Call Me Kevin
"Your honor, EXHİBİT A"
Arstotzka Ball TR exhibit D you mean 😂
@@Beard-and-the-boy BAHAHAHAHA
Bitlife but it’s too much like real life
Relatable.
Killing parents especially
Indeed.
But it's only a bit of our life
but quitting school is impossible in Ireland -_-
I love how the only BitLife ribbons Kevin has ever acquired is ‘murderous’ and ‘Houdini’
“Not enough evidence? Just whip it out!”-Kevin
Never change
That was my favorite line
“Some sort of elephant man”
TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG
TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG
*TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG*
Turg?
Turg.
TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG
Kevin: "snake bacon"
Me, an intellectual: "snacon"
I did the same 😭😂
I was hoping someone commented this. 😂
RIGHT???? He missed the opportunity
@Evan Alexandrr I love how you say that and then type 100 emojis that aren't hearts xD
Snake otacon ship name!!
“I figured we’d play bitlife, do something a bit different.”
This is starting to sound really familiar, Kevin.
Kevin: There’s only one answer. I’ll have to kill them.
Me: My god what a twist.
I Wouldnt call it a twist considering its kevin
@@yee5074 ZAT FUZ ZE JOKE SWINEVUALT
@@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 darn
Katy Barrie Pretty predictable really with kevin
@Lil Sket r/ihavereddit
I love how instead of "First" or stuff like that, whenever people are early on this channel they just say "Turg"
*We've evolved*
*B O R E R A G N A R O K*
Turg
@@volodyadykun6490 Bore Ragnarok? More like Turg Ragnarok.
@@_Cetarial turg ring of ragnarok
9:18
"Oh Jesus Christ, it got out of the house and has taken 19 minutes to get back into the house. He made me leave my house!? Or maybe I was just calling him, but how do you call a snake? _SSSSSSS_ *_SSSSSSSSSS!_* That sounds like a sprinkler going off.."
I died.
13:07 “just whip it out” I’m dead, I just died of laughter
Kevin: *isolates Lone Lee all his life preventing him from getting any skills*
Also Kevin: "Why are you so fecking useless at everything"
Sounds like my parents.
Maybe Kevin should try the “not killing people challenge”
Blasphemy!!!!!
It's going to cost his sanity
Impossible
Peace was never an option.
That would kill Kevin, thus failing the challenge because he technically killed himself.
"He is Lone Lee. This is getting a little too real already"
I felt that 😔😔😔
I came here to escape real life but I just entered virtual real life
@@jackbudi "is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
Then diagnosed with depression jeez
Jokes on you, i was completely alone before the lockdown haha... ha.... 😐
Same.
13:46
"The only times he left his house were to go to jail, to kill people, or to get surgeries.. and that's it. Oh, what a depressing life he had."
Sounds like a typical BitLife-Life for Kevin.
“I can’t kill my parents, this is the worst day ever.”
Kevin is a true role model.
I’ve never laughed so hard until he said “just whip it out” 😂
Kevin: trying to drop out of preschool, names himself "Lone Lee", buys lotto tickets with his last dime and wonders where it all went wrong. Edit: How could I forget about him killing his parents???
This is so perfect and so Kevin.
"You can't drop out in Ireland"
Cue angry Irish noises from Kevin who dropped out
“So what I’ve killed 4 people and never left my house? Everyone has baggage!”
“Lana Del Rey replied to a Tweet you posted”
HOLY HELL life accomplished right there
Allison Fitzmaurice if only that could happen in real life
I am a beautiful person. the only way to get the best of luck. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. the only way to get the best of all the teamers, and that they don't even play the game they just gamble their coins to try and get good guns and knifes and lvl. Like what's the fun in that? And then, we just casualy talked about the new year. I have been waiting for the first time I drank water for the past few years ago. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. if you are not the intended recipient, you can also be used to be funny
@@pollito6007 what
@@dazza2350 the game. the only way to get the best of luck with the latest version of the game
@@pollito6007 did you have a stroke
Bitlife: “You can’t drop out of school in Ireland”
Kevin who did drop out of school: *WHAT DID YOU MEAN!? I DID IT!!!*
Kevin: doesnt interact with his girlfriend
Also kevin: "Why Wont you marry me?!!"
I love that the movie she wanted to go see was called "Engaged AF"
He was right. If he had just taken her to that movie, she would have married him
@@stevenclark1662
Couldn't they stream the movie at his house?
@@Mr-Green0 she wanted Lone to leave the house FOR HER. She picked the movie on purpose for the name alone, hoping to entice him out. Would have defeated the purpose to go to his house.
That's my take anyway, the environmental story telling here rivals Bethesda!
Kevin is more of a threat than the coronavirus at this point.
Jack Cole He definitely has less of a survivor count.
And yet I wouldn't mind if he took me out
*”Just whip it out”*
Kevin’s new Nike saying
"Not enough evidence!?"
"JUST WHIP IT OUT!!!" 😭
Kevin, for the lottery just choose the 10 tickets option once a year. Anything else does nothing! Take care of yourself!!
Also I think he has to d propose with a ring for them to accept.
Why just once a year? If you have the money you definitely can buy lottery tickets until you win.
@@Marie-yv5lx Kevin plays on the Android version which doesn't has that feature yet.
There was a man called Lone Lee
He went to prison quick-Lee
He had a date named Sophie
And then he killed her lmao
Lee-mao
Hey Finn O!
Funniest shit i've ever seen
Lavenza it's almost as funny as pickle rick
Swift-lee
Kevin: I'm going to force someone to live in quarantine
4 minutes later
Lone: *in prison*
Kevin: We're gonna play this game a bit different.
**A 6 years old with depression**
Me: That's different alright
12:36
"Helping hand? No, Jesus Christ! Don't volunteer with the helping hand, it is not the time for handshaking!"
Words of wisdom.
“Now i just gotta set up a little brewery in my basement”
That’s a little different than what’s usually in Kevins basement
There's a reason the basement became unavailable
What's next, he's gonna have a meth lab in his basement?
13:06 "Just whip it out!!"
-Kevin 2020
EDIT: Thanks for the likes!
Prophecy has foretold that on the day of Bore Ragnarok the merciless Jim Pickens and the mighty Turg will engage in glorious combat to the death. Jim Pickens will be armed with the souls of all his victims while Turg will amass an army of his offspring. It shall be a battle of the ages.
Bore Ragnarok that’s something I’d love to see 2 outerversal gods above the multiverse and reality itself fighting to the death in a brutal bloody battle
13:05 "JUST WHIP IT OUT" has falling of my seat man ur probably one of the funniest youtubers
"Incense is just air seasoning"
*Depression is cured*
I like how Kevin is no longer phased by escaping from prison and just continues to hold pleasant conversation while doing it.
“How do you call a snake?” Parseltongue of course
Ah, I see you're a man of culture
(not assuming your gender, it's just the meme)
10:22
"Your friend has a friend- I don't have friends! So this is a scam, 100%!"
This is getting too relatable..
Imagine a person whose only strength in his whole life is he's extremely good at escaping from prison
Aquablast If you like anime, Nanbaka. There’s a character where that’s literally all his life skills
Look up Yoshie Shiratori.
@@wrenthecastaway5569 I wished it had stayed a comedy. It was genuinely funny and it's rare for me to laugh. Then they changed it and everything got so serious. Then I dropped it.
Kevin: I'm Lone Lee
Turg Cult: we are with you Kevin
The word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning "forty days", used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language and designating the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague epidemic; it followed the trentino, or thirty-day isolation period, first imposed in 1377 in Venetian-dominated Ragusa. For more, see the medieval history paragraph.
Wikipedia On the Spot I learned that from half-life Alyx. Great game.
Kevin’s next title: Quarantine but quarantine
Carson Elias Omg yes I like yours better
"Just whip it out!!"
I cant breathe from laughing so hard.
No one:
Absolutely No One:
Not even Crazy Corn:
Kevin: *JuSt wHip iT oUt!!*
Imagine years down the line and Kevin's child stumbles on Kevin's videos. They would immediately run away from home.
especially after seeing sims XD
Kevin have a kid? Are you mad bro? Do you want to see the thing dead
His kids would be dead in a heartbeat
Until they go to the door and see the massege "only member's of jim's cult can go through this door"
Imagine what the kids names would be "Blow Torch" Matt Ress"
Kevin's accent is getting more and more Irish recently, and I am HERE for this beautiful accent
Aged 6 : "You Have Depression"
*_B R U H_*
F
F
He was aged 13 but still, F.
Me
12:54
“Not enough evidence?! Just wipe it out!”
"I'm trying to keep away from people"
*bites his mum*
doctor: “you have 14 minutes and 54 seconds left to live”
me:
gets ad
@@sturdyglitter 😂
34 seconds
13:08
Kevin:just whip it out
Me:*on the floor and crying from laughter*
Not even a minut in, and he made me cry a little.
Greenland is a part of Denmark 🇬🇱🇩🇰
My mom’s name is Lone, and that’s a normal name here in Denmark 😅🇩🇰
I love that Kevin has escaped from Bitlife prison so many times that he can just do it without thinking
Four years later and I still watch these every night
2:17 LMAO Is it just me, or is it really funny when Kevin ACTUALLY swears? I’m so used to hearing things like, “Feck.” Or “You absolute potato.” 😂
"What was the point of staying in school if they don't even teach you how to strangle people!" - Kevin 2020
Thanks Kevin, I've been quite depressed recently, after clicking on the video and hearing your voice, I instantly felt a little better.
Thank you for doing this!
I love that the only two ribbons Kevin has are Deadly and Houdini
The energy in how he says, "you don't have a job you lying bitch" genuinely made me laugh
"takes dog walking as a career" "is also in isolation/quarantine " walks dog around house..
Hey Kevin, there's actually an old video game called Quarantine. It's a driving/shooting game where you drive a cab in some miserable future and you basically just shoot everyone and everything.
I remember enjoying it when it came out, but it was fairly hard and probably didn't age well, but that would just be hilarious.
Yes
Quarantine? More like Bore: Ragnarok
More accurate than I'd like to admit
Bore: Ragnorok? More like Bore: Ragnorok
@@johncurtis118 More like Bore: Ragnarok? More like Bore: Ragnarok
TURG
"If your'e a Sophie watching this I'm sorry"
No worries Kevin, though having my brain detached would have been a cooler way to go out than just getting hit by a stick
9:37 HAHAHA!! "I saw treat I thought it said eat him as a treat. Make some snake bacon." HAHA. "Snake bacon!!" or better yet "SNACON!!!" HAHA
Day 8 of asking kevin to continue desperate housewifes
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX
@@panic8085 EXACTLY!!!!
Super seducer
Kevin made it nearly four minutes before he started killing people. I’m so proud of our boy.
I wonder what Kevin's actual parents would think watching this
6:01 wow kevin, this picture really shows that you are so cool with a bad boy feel. The rumours were true
Sophie is like that lady in some animated movie who whips everyone's ass with her purse. I don't remember what it's called
A bit late, but I believe you were thinking of Madagascar.
I know that must have been haunting you all this time.
@@QTheRabbit omg yeessssss that's the one!!
I've been laughing hysterically the whole video. This is fecking gold.
"Why does it always end in murder?"
Why do you ask obvious questions?
Answer to both: Because it's Kevin
"I don't have friends so this is a scam"
*Sad friend noises
13:11
No no. Exhibit D
Intro: **zooms into TURG when he says "kevin"**
Me: have i just been turg'd?
Day 2 of thanking Kevin in continuing his essential work of putting a smile on all of our faces during lockdown
“Lana Del Rey replied to a tweet that I posted”
Lone Lee still has a more successful life than me then
"The answer is to kill my parents!"
KEVIN NO!
KEVIN YES!!!
@@LutherannoG KEVIN N O
Kevin Y E S
KEVIN NO, B A D
I think I'm desensitised to Kevin murdering people. I only said Kevin no when he was going to whip it out in court
Back in 2022 watching the Playlist again. Can you imagine someone trying to kill you, getting arrested, then they break out of jail like 3 times and try to kill you? Kevin is like a less intelligent Terminator.
2:35 - never heard CMK drop the ‘bitch’ so hard LOL I’m here for it
"So today we're doing something a little different..."
Can't say I haven't heard that one before.
"I THOUGHT IT MEANT EAT HIM"
Kevin. Don't eat the snake. You don't want to cause a new virus!
That'll be Bud Light-virus.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird ur pfp :<
yes.
Snakes have no pathogens that can be transferred to humans. If anything they would be the safest thing to eat during a plague
@@anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118 it was a joke
Erm, how about salmonella?
"Just whip it out" - CallMeKevin 2020
"Not enough evidence? JUST WHIP IT OUT!"
That's the funniest thing I've heard all quarantine.
These Sims 1 songs on the background genuinely make me so happy
“How do you call a snake??” Snake Jazz Kevin, they love it