i'm crying because being an astronaut in this day and age is nearly impossible and i wouldn't be able to go into deep space anyways because i have depression and wouldn't be able to handle the solitude and rigorous expectations placed on me.
Sorry borrowing one of my staff's computers for a sec and saw this. *WE'RE WORKING ON IT OKAY BUT THE CLONES WON'T BLOODY GROW FAST ENOUGH AND EVERY TIME WE TRY AND SPEED IT UP THEY TURN INTO PSYCHOPATHS OKAY?! IT'S DIFFICULT CLONING THIS GUY HAVE YOU EVER TRIED CONSTRUCTING PERFECT SIMULATIONS TO GET THE EXACT SAME PERSONALITY AND IDEALS AS WELL!? THEY KEEP FINDING OUT THEY'RE IN A SIMULATION AND PULLING MATRIX SHIT SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE WHILE AND PUT UP WITH US HIDING THE ANOMALOUS BECAUSE NOBODY, NOT EVEN US TO BE HONEST, CAN BE TRUSTED NEAR THEM* -05-? of the SCP Foundation. Oh yeah we don't exist and yadi yada forgot you ever saw this reply etc (if you tell anyone and be the reason why some fucking Serpent's Hand numpty breaks in and breaks our exurb1a's then I swear to SCP 343 you will know the meaning of true suffering)
If it makes you feel any better, there's no difference if this is "real" or not, since "real" is a dumb human construct anyway and there is nothing less real about our Sims characters as opposed to us. Our lives or existence will never matter, "real" or not.
“If you can take to the galactic stage without forgetting your lines, then yours is the cosmos and everything in it.” That’s a banger of a line right there
How about a Technological, Tyranical, AI dystopia where Apple developes an Apple store AI with a pension for Nickleback. It'll mass produce and implant neural microchip Ipods that only have a Nickleback Revival Tour playlist; so that their songs are playing non stop in your head with no way to stop it, even if you plug your ears. Victims of the implant will feel psychologically compelled to encourage or enforce others the get the implant as well. Even if you remove the microchip, your neural wiring has been permanently scarred by Nickleback. Causing withdrawl symptoms akin to meth addiction. You'll break into cold sweats, uncontrollable muscle spasms, panic attacks, hum or even scream the lyrics to their songs until you get your next hit. Truley, this is the most grimdark future.
is exurb1a some sort of celestial god or hyper intelligent alien whose sole purpose is to guide humans in ways they’ll seem to understand? mayhaps he’s an intergalactic celestial turtle god who carries a galaxy on his back.....
"Mankind goes gentle into that good night" That modified quote was so appropriate for that scene Oh yeah, and I would make this video obligatory for all middle-schoolers
People need to learn that there is more people ahead of them than behind them, and we got to stop with our petty squabbles. Telling this to children will most likely engrave it into their minds.
I never know what the hell to expect from these videos. And also, holy hell. It takes a random, unexpected, but warranted and awesome turn every. single. damn. time. Thank you for making these videos you maniacal space turtle.
@@theproteanbro5994 technological dystopia seems more possible then tech utopia especially with how its been proven govs try black mail companies for back doors in soft ware etc
I think true AI is nowhere near as close as we think... though... Personally it's getting pretty tempting to take my chances with a true AI leadership over human at this point. I know the worse case scenario of what that could mean is terrifying but I also think there's a fairly decent chance it could be the greatest thing to ever happen to our species.
it would be really nice if we were genetically engineered in such a way that sleeping isn't essencial but still possible. I would sleep indefinetely when bored and spend weeks in a roll without sleeping. It might just be a utopia.
It would really be a challenge, because sleeping is the way our brains "clean up" from the experiences of the day, forgetting the useless stuff, literally cleaning up toxic materials that build up with time, making room for new memories, etc. It would be really hard to accomplish but, with futuristic technology, who says it's not possible?
This is totally sci-fi but if we had machines small enough to enter the body and perform tasks, and we understood the function of sleep well enough, I do think it would be possible to use little machines to do the "cleaning up" and consolidating of memories and all that while awake. An insane level of challenge, though.
Yeah, when we get to these levels of futuristic and complex tech, it's better to not even try to explain it. It would be like explaining how a computer works to a medieval peasant: waaay to many things to explain before it begins to makes sanse at all.
@@YourMakingMeNervous, if that were a possibility in the future, then it would be too dangerous, these little robots would need to communicate with each other and that will need an internet connection which opens the door to viruses which can pretty much turn them into a nano-virus, which wouldn't be very fun at all :(
7:36 that moment when a photo of the devastation in your hometown, Cologne, after WWII is used to illustrate overcoming war. Knowing what it looks like today, how much was rebuilt, gives you hope for the future, but also knowing how beautiful it was before it got destroyed and that it can never be as beautiful again makes you sad at the same time.
so has someone done the math as to where the spinner would land based on the velocity of it and the position of the cursor on the last visible frame? I wanna know our future already smh
Well here's the thing, they obviously aren't on earth in this scenario, so I don't think we can assume 9.80665 m/s2 so that might fuck with the calculations a bit. But I'm also not a mathematician
We have to know the local gravity and atmospheric pressure (I.e. air resistance) of the studio in which _WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEL of Future History_ is filmed in order to find out how quickly it stops. For example, if this were being filmed in the void of space (which it clearly isn’t), it would take basically forever (and that’s not an exaggeration) to stop as it would only lose velocity through its own passive energy radiation.
it really just goes to show how goddamn good this channel is that the video only has 311 dislikes with 331154 views. That is a dislike ratio of only 0.093915% of people (and that number is rounded up)!
Connor Schofield - You probably know this but dislikes have the same beneficial effect for the channel as likes. The only way to "vote" against an upload is to not view it and do not give a like or dislike or comment.
I love how this channel can take your pretty good day, slap you in the face with some philosophical questions, and make you go and lay down on the couch pondering of the existence and futility of the universe. No point in vacuum the living room or load up the washing machine. The end?
Where can I get a hold of some Octo-moist? That off brand moisturizer called water isn't doing it for me. I have my currency on dystopia. I won't give away the over/under time, but it's too risky for me to bet on. Also, I hear the odds favor political and eco undoing.
Dystopias can lead to utopias eventually. They just suck to live in. Utopia for humans is always possible if there are still humans and resources to maintain them.
Realistically, if one of those things happened, a lot of others would happen alongside it. Like the tech utopia and AI utopia go hand in hand, and the science and nature utopia. Great video as always! Love your stuff!
I really liked this poem until the line "If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you". Why should anyone aim for not being able to be hurt anymore? Don't you then lose exactly that what made you human in the first place?
Well yeah, I mean eventually a person just wants to die. They've lived for hundreds of years, they've seen it all. You can't expect that living forever is a good thing.
Where tf was my youtube recommendation till now. Just found the channel and I'm loving every single bit in it. This is probably 35th video I watched today from this channel. Keep up the good work.
If by Rudyard Kipling reference: shows up Me: *POINTING AGGRESSIVELY AND REMEMBERING THAT I HAD TO DO AN ESSAY ON THAT RECENTLY AND GETTING THE REFERENCE*
That would be the public side of it. Privately? I would guess in a utopia, people would get to party _Hard_ on a fairly frequent basis. Meaning: Never mind the "free cake and dogs", lots of people would "attend" augmented or virtual-reality raves where you get to be _blasted_ with extra-dimensional spaces, music in chords and beats that shouldn't exist; get stoned out of your mind for "weeks" in cerebral time. . . And then the chips in your brain take the 8 hours to bring you back to standard reality. You spend the rest of your day curled up in a ball in your PJs, under a blanket, while an A. I. or robot companion, or maybe an actual real-life, face-to-face friend, pats you on the head while you make hung-over noises. That's your one day of party and rest, and then the other 6 days of the week (at least on Earth) you go back to being normal and a good citizen.
antsolja Actually no, if anything we've only barely touched the eco dystopia but are touching the utopia of everything else and eco can be easily reversed once technology advances enough, 2100~ will be the maximum amount of time it takes to control all the elements, assuming nothing catastrophic happens. I mean hell look at the 1917 compared to now, no phones, no computers, cars were a relatively new thing for the past 2 decades, America wasn't anywhere near a World Superpower status, no internet, we barely knew anything about the weather, no venturing into space, no plan to colonize mars in a decade, no microwaves(?). Yet look at today, 100 years after 1917 we have everything I said and far more, and due to technology advancing at an exponential rate it'll be a far larger difference in 100 years, hell, by 2117 there will probably be cities on Mars, fully immersive VR, commercial space ships, plans to colonize Venus, yeah Venus that planet that's basically impossible to touch the surface without dying instantly, a asteroid mining rush like the gold rush, and the oil rush, no Trump ( The best part ), far higher life expectancy ( Like 150~ years ), Nanomachines, CRISPR, genetically modified super humans basically, hell I could list like 20 more things.
The poem at the end is based on "If" by Rudyard Kipling. It is by far one of my favoite poems. Hearing it about human kind was emotianal to me. This was a beatiful video, I loved it.
I had no idea you were a stoic, personally loved Kipling's works, and your rewriting of it just further propels the proper stoicism we need. An honest and sincere thank you.
This 8 minute video was uploaded 2 minutes ago and it already has 150 likes and 20 comments. I also upvote before watching. Keep up the quality content! Edit: Finished watching. Not disappointed.
you forgot the most important and best ending of all... infinite cakes and dogs edit: I had to watch again to understand why I said that, now that I've watched it... I can safely say an ℵ0 of cakes and dogs would be better unless it's too much, but I cant tell.
Oh, ex. Please never stop making these wonderful videos. Keep going, and history itself will look back to you, and remember you as one who inspired thousands and thousands over to get their collective sh*t together and change the course of human developement for the better. I for one salute you for making me think into newer and braver directions. Thank you. (Also: Octo-moist did wonders in curing my kids' monobrow. Cheers!)
we'll be dead before any of these happen so I like to worry about the real problems facing our species... does the queen taste like stamps?
i'm good thank you, how are you?
it'll be up at 7 my man
I see you're still producing milk-related content. Good word on the milk straws by the way.
thank you, I shall continue to make milk related content until the technological dystopia arrives
Down under, probably
I'm not crying, that's just fast acting Octo-Moist™ in my eyes
I thought it was for the wiggly bits.
zauce1000 p
Abd El-Rahman Fathi It's for those ones under your third armpits.
i'm crying because being an astronaut in this day and age is nearly impossible and i wouldn't be able to go into deep space anyways because i have depression and wouldn't be able to handle the solitude and rigorous expectations placed on me.
+EGGS FACTOR Just wait for SpaceX.
The year is 2754
Professor - "let us remember the greatest philosophers of the past; Plato, Kant, Aristotle, Wiggenstein and Exurb1a"
Let us remember the greatest philosophers of the past; Plato, Kant, Aristotle, Wittgenstein and Exurb1a.
“And the Internet philosophers prize goes to...”
And Diogenes my boi.
You forgot scienciephile the ai
@@sangamharsolia5069 ikr
Or mankind can unlock the secret ending:
**UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING**
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Vessel9000 my kind the beeg yosher got it
FUCK YES
Or we can go down the opposite side of that path, the dystopian side, the forgetting to buy milk side...
That or
Suprise! You're God now!
“If you can create administrations without giving birth to tyranny.”
* shows a map of Europe.*
*reminds you of dark ages*
Not wrong tho
I mean, democracy is neat.
AyaMoji O w O yeah reminds me of the good ol days
Should've showed a map of England
_Will_ _there_ _be_ _dogs?_
*Yes.*
Me: Oh thank Christ
DoGs Are GoDs
Just Look In The Mirror
Will we have then eliminated the parasites known as "cats"? 🤔
@@benpilgrim4913 that would be SGoD
@@cxa011500 as a host of said parasites, no I don't think so.
@@benpilgrim4913 fuck of no...
Well this was a rollercoaster
Simon Clark Hi Simon! Love your channel :)
Whatchu doin here, you seem like a super positive person xD
Ho hey Simon !
Good luck
Simon Clark just like all of exurba's videos. it's an emotional roller coaster and really makes you think that's why I love it
It's awesome you're here ^^
We need a small army of exurb1a
clones in every branch of the government and engineering.
Sorry borrowing one of my staff's computers for a sec and saw this.
*WE'RE WORKING ON IT OKAY BUT THE CLONES WON'T BLOODY GROW FAST ENOUGH AND EVERY TIME WE TRY AND SPEED IT UP THEY TURN INTO PSYCHOPATHS OKAY?! IT'S DIFFICULT CLONING THIS GUY HAVE YOU EVER TRIED CONSTRUCTING PERFECT SIMULATIONS TO GET THE EXACT SAME PERSONALITY AND IDEALS AS WELL!? THEY KEEP FINDING OUT THEY'RE IN A SIMULATION AND PULLING MATRIX SHIT SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE WHILE AND PUT UP WITH US HIDING THE ANOMALOUS BECAUSE NOBODY, NOT EVEN US TO BE HONEST, CAN BE TRUSTED NEAR THEM*
-05-? of the SCP Foundation. Oh yeah we don't exist and yadi yada forgot you ever saw this reply etc (if you tell anyone and be the reason why some fucking Serpent's Hand numpty breaks in and breaks our exurb1a's then I swear to SCP 343 you will know the meaning of true suffering)
The Tiny Desk Exurb1a clone.
Also Exurb: Has a video about going back in time to influence and become the leader and soon have Galactical Domination
large*
Hiring philosophers isn't hard. It's just not profitable.
"are you concerned for your species' survival?" as of 2020, yeah
As of 2021, even more.
As of 2022, It's way more.
I remember when I thought the world was going to end in 2020 now I'm used to the idea that the world could end at any point.
As of 2023, we are facing imminent extinction within a year
as of 2023 signifigantly more
"Assuming this is actual reality". Here i go again questioning my existence. You got me again, exurb1a.
it doesn't matter if this reality is "truly" real.
if it is, you are worrying about nothing.
if it isn't, you probably can't do anything about it.
Yeah man, same here. Shit what am I?
If it makes you feel any better, there's no difference if this is "real" or not, since "real" is a dumb human construct anyway and there is nothing less real about our Sims characters as opposed to us. Our lives or existence will never matter, "real" or not.
Vkmies You must be fun at parties.
Danisha Rf SPOILERS
Best video on UA-cam. Hands down.
Everybody on this planet should watch this video and finally understand that we going to fuck it all up if we don't change sth immediately
Best channel on UA-cam. Hands down.
Hands up even
You mean bear and goose at the end of everything.
u know, Exurb1a is a time traveller from the year 2091, you might as well interview him.
I didn't want to kill myself that much after this video good job exurb1a 👍
Well I suppose that's progress.
SylenDraws Dat ending
SylenDraws WHY ARE U EVERYWHERE
If he makes you happy you probably didn't watch the video right.
SylenDraws Be proud that you exist buddy.
The fact that he included and changed “if by Rudyard Kipling” just at the right time is pure genius
I know right, brilliant
“If you can take to the galactic stage without forgetting your lines, then yours is the cosmos and everything in it.”
That’s a banger of a line right there
yea,
It's an imitation on a Rudyard Kipling poem haha
All the lines are...
You can tell he's British cause that poem ( if ) is in the IGCSE English Literature syllabus
*MARGERY WAKE UP YOU LEPTON*
I was concerned all the way through the Video that she would spinn the wheel with one of her eyes.
I wonder what's worse, Technological Dystopia or Nickelback Revival Tour
Oh you have to ask?
Obviously Nickelback, a baby could tell you that
Missed religious dystopia.
But I fucking love Nickelback
How about a Technological, Tyranical, AI dystopia where Apple developes an Apple store AI with a pension for Nickleback. It'll mass produce and implant neural microchip Ipods that only have a Nickleback Revival Tour playlist; so that their songs are playing non stop in your head with no way to stop it, even if you plug your ears. Victims of the implant will feel psychologically compelled to encourage or enforce others the get the implant as well. Even if you remove the microchip, your neural wiring has been permanently scarred by Nickleback. Causing withdrawl symptoms akin to meth addiction. You'll break into cold sweats, uncontrollable muscle spasms, panic attacks, hum or even scream the lyrics to their songs until you get your next hit. Truley, this is the most grimdark future.
"To be truly radical is to make hope possible rather than despair convincing."
-Raymond Williams
Thank you for such a wonderful video.
is exurb1a some sort of celestial god or hyper intelligent alien whose sole purpose is to guide humans in ways they’ll seem to understand? mayhaps he’s an intergalactic celestial turtle god who carries a galaxy on his back.....
the octo-moist seems to be working
It is turtles all the way down
Great E' xurb1a
Finn MacCool physics classes and philosophy...
Nonsense, a turtle could never support all that mass. Now if it had four elephants standing on its back...
"Dolphins fucking hate you"
Already got that one
They should show gratitude for all the fish before leaving.
I don't know whether this has eradicated my faith in humanity or restored it 🤔
it's both
That’s basically his thing
Does it even matter? The future will play out itself, we are just the audience. Our reactions, positive or negative, doesn't affect the play.
@@loremipsum980 well you can become an actor if you just go on and overthrown a government of a powerful country, which you won't do
"Mankind goes gentle into that good night"
That modified quote was so appropriate for that scene
Oh yeah, and I would make this video obligatory for all middle-schoolers
People need to learn that there is more people ahead of them than behind them, and we got to stop with our petty squabbles. Telling this to children will most likely engrave it into their minds.
how am i just discovering this now
Same
It’s terrifying how close we are to some of those dystopias
it's like 1 step that straightely will lead to utopia either dystopia...
It's terrifying how far we are from some of those utopias
Like look at china, they are constantly keeping an eye on their people
Have hope for us.
@@INCNetski no hope for us,
the elites just making us miserable
This went from a game show to a pep talk...
Still possibly the best video on the internet.
A bear and goose at the end of everything.
All this vids are the best
humans be like : we'll take all the dystopias, sounds nice
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Thank god i'm not human then.
The real question is
What did the Wheel of Future History end up landing on?
@zimalin than i pick scientific utopia
Eco dystopia
Eco dystophia, we are landing on it
nickleback revival tour
i’d say we’re perpetually spinning
I never know what the hell to expect from these videos. And also, holy hell. It takes a random, unexpected, but warranted and awesome turn every. single. damn. time. Thank you for making these videos you maniacal space turtle.
How have I only just discovered you
Asking the realest of questions. Nice
Same
11 months later, and now I'm in the same position...
@@MasterVsStudent ikr
This is my like 3rd time binging his vids
After seeing a meme my mom sent to me on facebook , this is exactly what i needed , thank u turtle boi
Why do I feel like humans are closer to every single dystopia than we are utopia
Technological utopia, AI dystopia, and Echoligical dystopia seam the most likely.
@@theproteanbro5994 technological dystopia seems more possible then tech utopia especially with how its been proven govs try black mail companies for back doors in soft ware etc
Because we're all selfish bastards and some of the biggest bastards are in high positio s
This comment doe! It's so true
I think true AI is nowhere near as close as we think... though... Personally it's getting pretty tempting to take my chances with a true AI leadership over human at this point. I know the worse case scenario of what that could mean is terrifying but I also think there's a fairly decent chance it could be the greatest thing to ever happen to our species.
Exurb1a uploaded, time to have an existential crisis.
Gabriel4227435 tru
liked before 1k
No, is time for Octo-moist™
Accurate
Nope, not this time.
Man you amaze me. There is philosophy, poetry, humor, science and much more, I maybe get 2/3 of the jokes and it is enough for me.
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You're videos are extra special and I love them all with all my heart.
it would be really nice if we were genetically engineered in such a way that sleeping isn't essencial but still possible. I would sleep indefinetely when bored and spend weeks in a roll without sleeping.
It might just be a utopia.
How wonderful that would be!
It would really be a challenge, because sleeping is the way our brains "clean up" from the experiences of the day, forgetting the useless stuff, literally cleaning up toxic materials that build up with time, making room for new memories, etc. It would be really hard to accomplish but, with futuristic technology, who says it's not possible?
This is totally sci-fi but if we had machines small enough to enter the body and perform tasks, and we understood the function of sleep well enough, I do think it would be possible to use little machines to do the "cleaning up" and consolidating of memories and all that while awake. An insane level of challenge, though.
Yeah, when we get to these levels of futuristic and complex tech, it's better to not even try to explain it. It would be like explaining how a computer works to a medieval peasant: waaay to many things to explain before it begins to makes sanse at all.
@@YourMakingMeNervous, if that were a possibility in the future, then it would be too dangerous, these little robots would need to communicate with each other and that will need an internet connection which opens the door to viruses which can pretty much turn them into a nano-virus, which wouldn't be very fun at all :(
UA-camrs like you are very very rare.
Love your content.
It looks like the wheel is stopping on ecological dystopian
Oof
Well now that is a little different
you can say that again
Say that one more time please
@@ola-ks3rg haha
7:36 that moment when a photo of the devastation in your hometown, Cologne, after WWII is used to illustrate overcoming war. Knowing what it looks like today, how much was rebuilt, gives you hope for the future, but also knowing how beautiful it was before it got destroyed and that it can never be as beautiful again makes you sad at the same time.
few people can integrate cynicism and optimism this well
cyril
Kurzgesagt can.
@@akrulla He said few, but not none. You are right, though
so has someone done the math as to where the spinner would land based on the velocity of it and the position of the cursor on the last visible frame? I wanna know our future already smh
Well here's the thing, they obviously aren't on earth in this scenario, so I don't think we can assume 9.80665 m/s2 so that might fuck with the calculations a bit. But I'm also not a mathematician
We have to know the local gravity and atmospheric pressure (I.e. air resistance) of the studio in which _WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEL of Future History_ is filmed in order to find out how quickly it stops.
For example, if this were being filmed in the void of space (which it clearly isn’t), it would take basically forever (and that’s not an exaggeration) to stop as it would only lose velocity through its own passive energy radiation.
@@dkpsyhog there's also the friction on the axle tho
@@dkpsyhog could we assume earth? assume that they came to earth, normal atmosphere, a few hundred feet above sea level? i want to know,,,,
@Jellyfish 936 friction is what psychic_hedgehog means by passive energy radiation
1:54 "And a successful theory of everything unites general relativity and quantum mechanics *called string theory* ."
Ｔ Ｒ Ｉ Ｇ Ｇ Ｅ Ｒ Ｅ Ｄ
That's how I felt tbh, QFT for life
Frikiman *triggered in 9 dimensions*
Bohmian mechanics is still the least voodoo option and you know it.
Haha PTSD is hilarious!
Its just a theory, a 'string' theory! thanks for watching....
I came back to watch this and forgot how inspirational the ending was. Gave me such *chills*
“don’t fuck it up, monkeys”
Clay Rose I will try
Please Atleast wait till we have stable colonies before fucking this rock up
Clay Rose
Too late
senior quote
You do that march at the end (1812 Overture) proud.
Cinnamon The fact that Rhapsody in Blue is played in the background throughout it makes me happy.
Tchaikovsky
[Du] [Du] [Du] [Du] [Duuuuuu]
I seriously wouldn't be surprised if exurb1a was an alien trying to coach us into excellence.
Shaggy_One me too hahahaha
That parody of Rudyard Kipling’s If was everything!❤️ You’re a genuis my friend.
What do you call it when you're having an existential crisis but for the entire human race?
Yeah that's me right now.
What about the „Catastrophy“ future where all the cats killed us?
The roar of engines dim and only the sound of meows fill the air.
MT Films what about battle cats?
Cats are angels.
There can be no future without cats.
They teach us to cover up our crap instead of being proud of it.
That sounds a little 'dog'-matic.
it really just goes to show how goddamn good this channel is that the video only has 311 dislikes with 331154 views. That is a dislike ratio of only 0.093915% of people (and that number is rounded up)!
Connor Schofield - You probably know this but dislikes have the same beneficial effect for the channel as likes. The only way to "vote" against an upload is to not view it and do not give a like or dislike or comment.
yes, youtube decided that since people mass-dislike their propaganda crap, dislikes should increase the rating of the video.
now it's 0.077175% of people hurray!
Who tf would dislike this. Some Christian mom probably
I love how this channel can take your pretty good day, slap you in the face with some philosophical questions, and make you go and lay down on the couch pondering of the existence and futility of the universe.
No point in vacuum the living room or load up the washing machine.
The end?
Where can I get a hold of some Octo-moist? That off brand moisturizer called water isn't doing it for me.
I have my currency on dystopia. I won't give away the over/under time, but it's too risky for me to bet on. Also, I hear the odds favor political and eco undoing.
Ikiratuki we can help mitigate the odds of Political Dystopia by fostering a worldwide Second Amendment while politics is still reasonably free
Please leave your piles of guns at the border. We don't need your gun death rates. Thank you for visiting though
"Reproducing very loudly"??😂😂
You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love-avenue q
Loud reproduction is best reproduction, 9/10 scientists agree. The odd one is still vigorously testing the thesis.
having SEX
@@NieMonD we REALISE
How ABOUT *NO*
Exurb For President
for some reason i have a feeling historians are going to display a backup of these videos in a museum in the year 6731 or something
Congratulations! We have selected Ecological Dystopia scenario
this aged well
Indeed
we have probably choosen several things lol
Dystopias can lead to utopias eventually. They just suck to live in. Utopia for humans is always possible if there are still humans and resources to maintain them.
@@Muykle Good luck with that after the ecology crashed to the point the planet can't sustain mammalian life anymore...
The two words that prevented this video from keeping its monetized status are: "moist" and "tentacles."
Realistically, if one of those things happened, a lot of others would happen alongside it. Like the tech utopia and AI utopia go hand in hand, and the science and nature utopia.
Great video as always! Love your stuff!
Or Tech Utopia and Political Dystopia.
Exactly. Or one dystopia could lead to all other dystopias.
Great job not having this comment devolve into insanity like others! Also I'm sorry I just challenged other people.
And cosmic utopia can only happen if we achieve all others. Fuck it guys, we need to work, not sit around like those Boomers.
Exactly if ai utopia the tech and bio utopias and ecological and actually pretty much all of them go hand in hand lol.
You are the first person to truly unite science and poetry
Thank you mate, this was actually beautiful.
iS THAT AN IF BY RUDJARD KIPLING REFERENCE
FAVOURITE POEM
It was also the favourite of my dead but inspiring grandad. Wish I knew him, he was a sea captain.
ur grandad sounds like a fuckin badass
Dissonance Music hey that almost rhymed
I really liked this poem until the line "If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you". Why should anyone aim for not being able to be hurt anymore? Don't you then lose exactly that what made you human in the first place?
If being hurt what makes you human than being human is not worth it. Time to kill myself.
Wait what, this video is not utterly pesimistic and depressing? I think he might be hacked. Exerb1a blink three times if you are beeing held hostage.
That remake of Rudyard Kipling's "If" is just pure wonder.
Thanks a lot for that
Theory: exurb1a is an alien and he knows what is actually in store for humans
this is a fact, the theory has has already been proven!
"Death is voluntary" I'm ded HAHAHAHA
Well yeah, I mean eventually a person just wants to die. They've lived for hundreds of years, they've seen it all. You can't expect that living forever is a good thing.
The irony of that statement. I'm ded
I’ll volunteer as tribute
PgN_Cash Is that a HG reference?
@@skiesquiggles7319 I'm pretty sure his comment was meant as a joke, since he said "im dead" at the end of it
Wow, this is incredibly well put together. Gotta be one of my favorite youtube videos.. ever.
Just found this channel today and damn, every video has put a smile on my face! Good job dude, and keep it up
You forgot the other galactic dystopia - Finding aliens who both want to kill us and are good at it.
chiffmonkey he covered that by saying "and all the other thousands of scenarios"
And then eat us.
LISTEN TO THE SPACE TURTLE
The Turtle moves. :)
*LISTEN*
Send this to all world leaders to achieve world peace
World Peace has been canceled by [Adult Swim]
Me, an Intellectual Wow your intellectual idea will definitely work
How much of it Trump can understand? 5% plus cake.
Remember,
Octo moist
666th like
"But will there be dogs?"
"Yes"
I squealed
Dogs and cake
I can’t stop singing the theme song I invented for this so: “Joy or misery, it’s a mystery! On the wheeeeeeeeeel of future history”
This... This is what deserves to be pinned...
I think that was the greatest exurb1a video ever.
GriffinTheGriffin - its very close with "Continue to next level?"
Or, "and then we'll be happy"
Where tf was my youtube recommendation till now. Just found the channel and I'm loving every single bit in it. This is probably 35th video I watched today from this channel. Keep up the good work.
Literally the same :)
If by Rudyard Kipling reference: shows up
Me: *POINTING AGGRESSIVELY AND REMEMBERING THAT I HAD TO DO AN ESSAY ON THAT RECENTLY AND GETTING THE REFERENCE*
We need to get 2 like buttons on youtube
AwesomeMcAwesomeguy Golden *Buzzer**
We need to copy Facebook and get emoji likes
AwesomeMcAwesomeguy yessss
There are 2 like buttons on youtube...
One is just upside down...
But are there dogs?
HuesingProductions No they all went extinct in the Great Balkan War of 2021
*Barklan
Inquisitor Thomas we really fucked up using them all up as mecha pilots, but at least they left us with some incredible memes to remember them by.
How come this is the first time if heard of this person??!?!?!?!? It is inexcusable!!!! These videos are amazing!!!!
anakin148 exactly the same thought I had like 2 or 3 years ago
It doesn’t matter where my thoughts are, I can always be led to laughter by one of your episodes! Thanks!
❤️, A Dorothy In Red Mary Janes
Or the person who's simulation we're living in just turns his computer off
mmarlaire maybe we're like a bios running on a cmos battery and nobody bothered to remove the battery and never will until it runs out of juice.
I bet we're a garbage mobile game that an alien is playing while taking a cosmic shit.
Yeah we're probs a creativity & entertainment simulator for the hyper-humans one simulation layer up (simulation layer 67899001)
Would not be worse than a ww3 or sth
Ealdy Mobile Legends Bang Bang
Of course, the perfect utopia involves constant Gershwin playing all the time.
That would be the public side of it. Privately? I would guess in a utopia, people would get to party _Hard_ on a fairly frequent basis. Meaning: Never mind the "free cake and dogs", lots of people would "attend" augmented or virtual-reality raves where you get to be _blasted_ with extra-dimensional spaces, music in chords and beats that shouldn't exist; get stoned out of your mind for "weeks" in cerebral time. . .
And then the chips in your brain take the 8 hours to bring you back to standard reality. You spend the rest of your day curled up in a ball in your PJs, under a blanket, while an A. I. or robot companion, or maybe an actual real-life, face-to-face friend, pats you on the head while you make hung-over noises. That's your one day of party and rest, and then the other 6 days of the week (at least on Earth) you go back to being normal and a good citizen.
Glad someone else noticed :)
It probably does.
i think we somehow landed on every single dystopia on the wheel at the same time...
welp glad voluntary death is still allowed
antsolja I think we have landed on all of them, just on a more smaller scale than what he had described, but it depends on how we deal with it.
Voluntary death is the cowards way out. Watch the whole movie pussies!
but the movie is scary
i dont like government jews watching me fap with advanced ai and forcing me to work like a slave
antsolja No we didn't. None of the things happening right now are bad enough to say that we've reached one of the dystopias in the video.
antsolja Actually no, if anything we've only barely touched the eco dystopia but are touching the utopia of everything else and eco can be easily reversed once technology advances enough, 2100~ will be the maximum amount of time it takes to control all the elements, assuming nothing catastrophic happens. I mean hell look at the 1917 compared to now, no phones, no computers, cars were a relatively new thing for the past 2 decades, America wasn't anywhere near a World Superpower status, no internet, we barely knew anything about the weather, no venturing into space, no plan to colonize mars in a decade, no microwaves(?). Yet look at today, 100 years after 1917 we have everything I said and far more, and due to technology advancing at an exponential rate it'll be a far larger difference in 100 years, hell, by 2117 there will probably be cities on Mars, fully immersive VR, commercial space ships, plans to colonize Venus, yeah Venus that planet that's basically impossible to touch the surface without dying instantly, a asteroid mining rush like the gold rush, and the oil rush, no Trump ( The best part ), far higher life expectancy ( Like 150~ years ), Nanomachines, CRISPR, genetically modified super humans basically, hell I could list like 20 more things.
The poem at the end is based on "If" by Rudyard Kipling. It is by far one of my favoite poems. Hearing it about human kind was emotianal to me. This was a beatiful video, I loved it.
We're already in a technological utopia! Look at what we have!
MEMES
johnny oof u right
Octomoist
Please be silent, you might wake up EU legislators
Memes have been with us from the beginning though. What do you think culture is?
constructivist6 normie meme level
day: better
excited: yes
exintetial crisis: yes
hotel: Trivago
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Lmao damn it
shouldve made 2 more and then have the pun in the 6th line. It is very obvious now but funny
Well, let's have a bright future together fellow humans.
mrcomp we’re already living in a technical dystopia
No.
*Nuke detonates
Me: That sure is bright
I literally saw you on VNN's new video about the Pyro update.
Phet Peg it's here! Finally!
Your work on UA-cam is simply awesome. Highly appreciate you.
Utopia = dogs and cake
Dystopia = no dogs and no cake
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Dont you mean
Utopia = dogs and cake
Dystopia = cats and bread
What about if we lived in a world ruled by dogs with cakes
Lewis Martin Then we would be totally fucked
*no dogs and no cake
All Day Anime Assian Utopia: dog cakes.
Watching exurb1a is like watching a grown up Stewie from family guy and I love it
LMAOOOO omg yes
1:45 Why tho
Sciencephile the AI Watching your concurrence up close, hmm.
Sky net is your friend
Aah my favorite youtubers that have blown my mind lmao
I am skynet. I am your friend
SkyNet is your friend! I`m unsubscribing ...
6:45 For some reason, I thought he was gonna say:"and finally.... there will still be dogs"
I had no idea you were a stoic, personally loved Kipling's works, and your rewriting of it just further propels the proper stoicism we need. An honest and sincere thank you.
Yep. Stoicism's the only way.
But... But... What did it land on?
If you wait a long time, and maybe help out a bit, you'll find out.
It landed on octo- moist
Your choice, my friend.
Find out in 50 years...
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Moistness when it matters
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His tone of voice as-well as the music changed to be more somber as soon as he started talking about the dystopian possibilities , a true artist
Is no one going to mention If by Rudyard Kipling and Do not go gentle into that good night by Dylan Thomas?
Thank you Exurb1a.
EXURB1A FOR WORLD PRESIDENT
This is why I subscribed.
Amazing vídeos man, love all of them!
This 8 minute video was uploaded 2 minutes ago and it already has 150 likes and 20 comments. I also upvote before watching. Keep up the quality content!
Edit: Finished watching. Not disappointed.
you forgot the most important and best ending of all... infinite cakes and dogs
edit: I had to watch again to understand why I said that, now that I've watched it... I can safely say an ℵ0 of cakes and dogs would be better unless it's too much, but I cant tell.
And stuff
The cake is a lie.
Come on now; Cake or Death? Oh I don't know Death, ah no I meant Cake!
You said Death. But I really meant Cake!
That would be our best universe. *edit, excuse me after commenting after a drink or five. Best timeline, rather
@@Exurb1a thank you, your videos are fantastic, and I hope you never stop making them. also have some milk because you forgot some.
Oh, ex. Please never stop making these wonderful videos. Keep going, and history itself will look back to you, and remember you as one who inspired thousands and thousands over to get their collective sh*t together and change the course of human developement for the better. I for one salute you for making me think into newer and braver directions. Thank you. (Also: Octo-moist did wonders in curing my kids' monobrow. Cheers!)