Wheel of Future History
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- Опубліковано 10 чер 2024
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Rhapsody in Blue - Gershwin - • Video
Prelude in E Minor - Chopin - • Video
1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky - • Tchaikovsky - 1812 Ove... - Комедії
we'll be dead before any of these happen so I like to worry about the real problems facing our species... does the queen taste like stamps?
i'm good thank you, how are you?
it'll be up at 7 my man
I see you're still producing milk-related content. Good word on the milk straws by the way.
thank you, I shall continue to make milk related content until the technological dystopia arrives
Down under, probably
I'm not crying, that's just fast acting Octo-Moist™ in my eyes
I thought it was for the wiggly bits.
zauce1000 p
Abd El-Rahman Fathi It's for those ones under your third armpits.
i'm crying because being an astronaut in this day and age is nearly impossible and i wouldn't be able to go into deep space anyways because i have depression and wouldn't be able to handle the solitude and rigorous expectations placed on me.
+EGGS FACTOR Just wait for SpaceX.
Or mankind can unlock the secret ending:
**UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING**
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Vessel9000 my kind the beeg yosher got it
FUCK YES
Or we can go down the opposite side of that path, the dystopian side, the forgetting to buy milk side...
That or
Suprise! You're God now!
“If you can create administrations without giving birth to tyranny.”
* shows a map of Europe.*
*reminds you of dark ages*
Not wrong tho
I mean, democracy is neat.
AyaMoji O w O yeah reminds me of the good ol days
Should've showed a map of England
"are you concerned for your species' survival?" as of 2020, yeah
As of 2021, even more.
As of 2022, It's way more.
I remember when I thought the world was going to end in 2020 now I'm used to the idea that the world could end at any point.
As of 2023, we are facing imminent extinction within a year
as of 2023 signifigantly more
_Will_ _there_ _be_ _dogs?_
*Yes.*
Me: Oh thank Christ
DoGs Are GoDs
Just Look In The Mirror
Will we have then eliminated the parasites known as "cats"? 🤔
@@cxa011500 as a host of said parasites, no I don't think so.
@@benpilgrim4913 fuck of no...
What about cats
The year is 2754
Professor - "let us remember the greatest philosophers of the past; Plato, Kant, Aristotle, Wiggenstein and Exurb1a"
Let us remember the greatest philosophers of the past; Plato, Kant, Aristotle, Wittgenstein and Exurb1a.
“And the Internet philosophers prize goes to...”
And Diogenes my boi.
You forgot scienciephile the ai
@@sangamharsolia5069 ikr
The fact that he included and changed “if by Rudyard Kipling” just at the right time is pure genius
I know right, brilliant
"To be truly radical is to make hope possible rather than despair convincing."
-Raymond Williams
Thank you for such a wonderful video.
Well this was a rollercoaster
Simon Clark Hi Simon! Love your channel :)
Whatchu doin here, you seem like a super positive person xD
Ho hey Simon !
Good luck
Simon Clark just like all of exurba's videos. it's an emotional roller coaster and really makes you think that's why I love it
It's awesome you're here ^^
"Dolphins fucking hate you"
Already got that one
They should show gratitude for all the fish before leaving.
humans be like : we'll take all the dystopias, sounds nice
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Thank god i'm not human then.
"Mankind goes gentle into that good night"
That modified quote was so appropriate for that scene
Oh yeah, and I would make this video obligatory for all middle-schoolers
People need to learn that there is more people ahead of them than behind them, and we got to stop with our petty squabbles. Telling this to children will most likely engrave it into their minds.
We need a small army of exurb1a
clones in every branch of the government and engineering.
Sorry borrowing one of my staff's computers for a sec and saw this.
*WE'RE WORKING ON IT OKAY BUT THE CLONES WON'T BLOODY GROW FAST ENOUGH AND EVERY TIME WE TRY AND SPEED IT UP THEY TURN INTO PSYCHOPATHS OKAY?! IT'S DIFFICULT CLONING THIS GUY HAVE YOU EVER TRIED CONSTRUCTING PERFECT SIMULATIONS TO GET THE EXACT SAME PERSONALITY AND IDEALS AS WELL!? THEY KEEP FINDING OUT THEY'RE IN A SIMULATION AND PULLING MATRIX SHIT SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE WHILE AND PUT UP WITH US HIDING THE ANOMALOUS BECAUSE NOBODY, NOT EVEN US TO BE HONEST, CAN BE TRUSTED NEAR THEM*
-05-? of the SCP Foundation. Oh yeah we don't exist and yadi yada forgot you ever saw this reply etc (if you tell anyone and be the reason why some fucking Serpent's Hand numpty breaks in and breaks our exurb1a's then I swear to SCP 343 you will know the meaning of true suffering)
The Tiny Desk Exurb1a clone.
Also Exurb: Has a video about going back in time to influence and become the leader and soon have Galactical Domination
large*
Hiring philosophers isn't hard. It's just not profitable.
"Assuming this is actual reality". Here i go again questioning my existence. You got me again, exurb1a.
it doesn't matter if this reality is "truly" real.
if it is, you are worrying about nothing.
if it isn't, you probably can't do anything about it.
Yeah man, same here. Shit what am I?
If it makes you feel any better, there's no difference if this is "real" or not, since "real" is a dumb human construct anyway and there is nothing less real about our Sims characters as opposed to us. Our lives or existence will never matter, "real" or not.
Vkmies You must be fun at parties.
Danisha Rf SPOILERS
"But will there be dogs?"
"Yes"
I squealed
Dogs and cake
After seeing a meme my mom sent to me on facebook , this is exactly what i needed , thank u turtle boi
*MARGERY WAKE UP YOU LEPTON*
I was concerned all the way through the Video that she would spinn the wheel with one of her eyes.
is exurb1a some sort of celestial god or hyper intelligent alien whose sole purpose is to guide humans in ways they’ll seem to understand? mayhaps he’s an intergalactic celestial turtle god who carries a galaxy on his back.....
the octo-moist seems to be working
It is turtles all the way down
Great E' xurb1a
Finn MacCool physics classes and philosophy...
Nonsense, a turtle could never support all that mass. Now if it had four elephants standing on its back...
If by Rudyard Kipling reference: shows up
Me: *POINTING AGGRESSIVELY AND REMEMBERING THAT I HAD TO DO AN ESSAY ON THAT RECENTLY AND GETTING THE REFERENCE*
4:49 "mankind goes gentle into that good night" 😩💞
It’s terrifying how close we are to some of those dystopias
it's like 1 step that straightely will lead to utopia either dystopia...
It's terrifying how far we are from some of those utopias
Like look at china, they are constantly keeping an eye on their people
Have hope for us.
@@INCNetski no hope for us,
the elites just making us miserable
I wonder what's worse, Technological Dystopia or Nickelback Revival Tour
Oh you have to ask?
Obviously Nickelback, a baby could tell you that
Missed religious dystopia.
But I fucking love Nickelback
How about a Technological, Tyranical, AI dystopia where Apple developes an Apple store AI with a pension for Nickleback. It'll mass produce and implant neural microchip Ipods that only have a Nickleback Revival Tour playlist; so that their songs are playing non stop in your head with no way to stop it, even if you plug your ears. Victims of the implant will feel psychologically compelled to encourage or enforce others the get the implant as well. Even if you remove the microchip, your neural wiring has been permanently scarred by Nickleback. Causing withdrawl symptoms akin to meth addiction. You'll break into cold sweats, uncontrollable muscle spasms, panic attacks, hum or even scream the lyrics to their songs until you get your next hit. Truley, this is the most grimdark future.
6:45 For some reason, I thought he was gonna say:"and finally.... there will still be dogs"
7:36 that moment when a photo of the devastation in your hometown, Cologne, after WWII is used to illustrate overcoming war. Knowing what it looks like today, how much was rebuilt, gives you hope for the future, but also knowing how beautiful it was before it got destroyed and that it can never be as beautiful again makes you sad at the same time.
The real question is
What did the Wheel of Future History end up landing on?
@zimalin than i pick scientific utopia
Eco dystopia
Eco dystophia, we are landing on it
nickleback revival tour
i’d say we’re perpetually spinning
Why do I feel like humans are closer to every single dystopia than we are utopia
Technological utopia, AI dystopia, and Echoligical dystopia seam the most likely.
@@theproteanbro5994 technological dystopia seems more possible then tech utopia especially with how its been proven govs try black mail companies for back doors in soft ware etc
Because we're all selfish bastards and some of the biggest bastards are in high positio s
This comment doe! It's so true
I think true AI is nowhere near as close as we think... though... Personally it's getting pretty tempting to take my chances with a true AI leadership over human at this point. I know the worse case scenario of what that could mean is terrifying but I also think there's a fairly decent chance it could be the greatest thing to ever happen to our species.
You are the first person to truly unite science and poetry
I came back to watch this and forgot how inspirational the ending was. Gave me such *chills*
“If you can take to the galactic stage without forgetting your lines, then yours is the cosmos and everything in it.”
That’s a banger of a line right there
yea,
It's an imitation on a Rudyard Kipling poem haha
All the lines are...
You can tell he's British cause that poem ( if ) is in the IGCSE English Literature syllabus
how am i just discovering this now
Same
You're videos are extra special and I love them all with all my heart.
for some reason i have a feeling historians are going to display a backup of these videos in a museum in the year 6731 or something
I don't know whether this has eradicated my faith in humanity or restored it 🤔
it's both
That’s basically his thing
Does it even matter? The future will play out itself, we are just the audience. Our reactions, positive or negative, doesn't affect the play.
@@loremipsum980 well you can become an actor if you just go on and overthrown a government of a powerful country, which you won't do
It looks like the wheel is stopping on ecological dystopian
Oof
Well now that is a little different
you can say that again
Say that one more time please
@@ola-ks3rg haha
8:05 l could've sworn he'd end on something related to dogs and cake.
That parody of Rudyard Kipling’s If was everything!❤️ You’re a genuis my friend.
Exurb1a uploaded, time to have an existential crisis.
Gabriel4227435 tru
liked before 1k
No, is time for Octo-moist™
Accurate
Nope, not this time.
it would be really nice if we were genetically engineered in such a way that sleeping isn't essencial but still possible. I would sleep indefinetely when bored and spend weeks in a roll without sleeping.
It might just be a utopia.
How wonderful that would be!
It would really be a challenge, because sleeping is the way our brains "clean up" from the experiences of the day, forgetting the useless stuff, literally cleaning up toxic materials that build up with time, making room for new memories, etc. It would be really hard to accomplish but, with futuristic technology, who says it's not possible?
This is totally sci-fi but if we had machines small enough to enter the body and perform tasks, and we understood the function of sleep well enough, I do think it would be possible to use little machines to do the "cleaning up" and consolidating of memories and all that while awake. An insane level of challenge, though.
Yeah, when we get to these levels of futuristic and complex tech, it's better to not even try to explain it. It would be like explaining how a computer works to a medieval peasant: waaay to many things to explain before it begins to makes sanse at all.
@@YourMakingMeNervous, if that were a possibility in the future, then it would be too dangerous, these little robots would need to communicate with each other and that will need an internet connection which opens the door to viruses which can pretty much turn them into a nano-virus, which wouldn't be very fun at all :(
I love how this channel can take your pretty good day, slap you in the face with some philosophical questions, and make you go and lay down on the couch pondering of the existence and futility of the universe.
No point in vacuum the living room or load up the washing machine.
The end?
Btw the end is inspired by if by Rudyard Kipling my favourite poem
Best video on UA-cam. Hands down.
Everybody on this planet should watch this video and finally understand that we going to fuck it all up if we don't change sth immediately
Best channel on UA-cam. Hands down.
Hands up even
You mean bear and goose at the end of everything.
u know, Exurb1a is a time traveller from the year 2091, you might as well interview him.
few people can integrate cynicism and optimism this well
cyril
Kurzgesagt can.
@@akrulla He said few, but not none. You are right, though
It doesn’t matter where my thoughts are, I can always be led to laughter by one of your episodes! Thanks!
❤️, A Dorothy In Red Mary Janes
The poem at the end is a spin of “If” by Ruyard Kipling
“don’t fuck it up, monkeys”
Clay Rose I will try
Please Atleast wait till we have stable colonies before fucking this rock up
Clay Rose
Too late
senior quote
How have I only just discovered you
Asking the realest of questions. Nice
Same
11 months later, and now I'm in the same position...
@@MasterVsStudent ikr
This is my like 3rd time binging his vids
Just found this channel today and damn, every video has put a smile on my face! Good job dude, and keep it up
That remake of Rudyard Kipling's "If" is just pure wonder.
Thanks a lot for that
Man you amaze me. There is philosophy, poetry, humor, science and much more, I maybe get 2/3 of the jokes and it is enough for me.
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I didn't want to kill myself that much after this video good job exurb1a 👍
Well I suppose that's progress.
SylenDraws Dat ending
SylenDraws WHY ARE U EVERYWHERE
If he makes you happy you probably didn't watch the video right.
SylenDraws Be proud that you exist buddy.
Exurb1a knows what the wheel landed on, he just didn't want to spoil it for us
people watching in quarantine: yeah uh ecological dystopia sounds uh just right
1:54 "And a successful theory of everything unites general relativity and quantum mechanics *called string theory* ."
Ｔ Ｒ Ｉ Ｇ Ｇ Ｅ Ｒ Ｅ Ｄ
That's how I felt tbh, QFT for life
Frikiman *triggered in 9 dimensions*
Bohmian mechanics is still the least voodoo option and you know it.
Haha PTSD is hilarious!
Its just a theory, a 'string' theory! thanks for watching....
I never know what the hell to expect from these videos. And also, holy hell. It takes a random, unexpected, but warranted and awesome turn every. single. damn. time. Thank you for making these videos you maniacal space turtle.
Just got my tube of Octomoist. I have to say it's a highly underrated product! I was surprised to see it even came with a purpose built applicator.
10/10
Really? Gosh, I have to try it!
The poem at the end is based on "If" by Rudyard Kipling. It is by far one of my favoite poems. Hearing it about human kind was emotianal to me. This was a beatiful video, I loved it.
What do you call it when you're having an existential crisis but for the entire human race?
Yeah that's me right now.
This went from a game show to a pep talk...
Still possibly the best video on the internet.
A bear and goose at the end of everything.
All this vids are the best
Your work on UA-cam is simply awesome. Highly appreciate you.
Shout out to my favorite poem "If" by Rudyard Kipling
I seriously wouldn't be surprised if exurb1a was an alien trying to coach us into excellence.
Shaggy_One me too hahahaha
UA-camrs like you are very very rare.
Love your content.
Nothing to end a existential crisis like exurb1a.
His tone of voice as-well as the music changed to be more somber as soon as he started talking about the dystopian possibilities , a true artist
1:45 Why tho
Sciencephile the AI Watching your concurrence up close, hmm.
Sky net is your friend
Aah my favorite youtubers that have blown my mind lmao
I am skynet. I am your friend
SkyNet is your friend! I`m unsubscribing ...
The two words that prevented this video from keeping its monetized status are: "moist" and "tentacles."
what a cool way to present existential risks
Amazing vídeos man, love all of them!
so has someone done the math as to where the spinner would land based on the velocity of it and the position of the cursor on the last visible frame? I wanna know our future already smh
Well here's the thing, they obviously aren't on earth in this scenario, so I don't think we can assume 9.80665 m/s2 so that might fuck with the calculations a bit. But I'm also not a mathematician
We have to know the local gravity and atmospheric pressure (I.e. air resistance) of the studio in which _WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEL of Future History_ is filmed in order to find out how quickly it stops.
For example, if this were being filmed in the void of space (which it clearly isn’t), it would take basically forever (and that’s not an exaggeration) to stop as it would only lose velocity through its own passive energy radiation.
@@dkpsyhog there's also the friction on the axle tho
@@dkpsyhog could we assume earth? assume that they came to earth, normal atmosphere, a few hundred feet above sea level? i want to know,,,,
@Jellyfish 936 friction is what psychic_hedgehog means by passive energy radiation
Where can I get a hold of some Octo-moist? That off brand moisturizer called water isn't doing it for me.
I have my currency on dystopia. I won't give away the over/under time, but it's too risky for me to bet on. Also, I hear the odds favor political and eco undoing.
Ikiratuki we can help mitigate the odds of Political Dystopia by fostering a worldwide Second Amendment while politics is still reasonably free
Please leave your piles of guns at the border. We don't need your gun death rates. Thank you for visiting though
Humanity: *spins the wheel of future history* "Hell yeah! We got the galactic option! I wonder what the future has in store…"
A few thousand years later:
*"IT IS THE 41ST MILENIUM. FOR MORE THAN A HUNDRED CENTURIES THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND HAS SAT IMMOBLE ON THE GOLDEN THRONE OF EARTH…"*
One of my favorite poems....just became my favorite
What about the „Catastrophy“ future where all the cats killed us?
The roar of engines dim and only the sound of meows fill the air.
MT Films what about battle cats?
I'd call that a subcategory of ecological dystopia
Cats are angels.
There can be no future without cats.
They teach us to cover up our crap instead of being proud of it.
Exurb For President
I'm betting on every dystopia at once
Happy 2023 everyone. Dont lose hope, no matter what.
Theory: exurb1a is an alien and he knows what is actually in store for humans
this is a fact, the theory has has already been proven!
LISTEN TO THE SPACE TURTLE
The Turtle moves. :)
*LISTEN*
That poem parody near the end was really good... inspirational as hell
Why is this channel so poetic at times and then just like ' ya smart little sosage'
Or the person who's simulation we're living in just turns his computer off
mmarlaire maybe we're like a bios running on a cmos battery and nobody bothered to remove the battery and never will until it runs out of juice.
I bet we're a garbage mobile game that an alien is playing while taking a cosmic shit.
Yeah we're probs a creativity & entertainment simulator for the hyper-humans one simulation layer up (simulation layer 67899001)
Would not be worse than a ww3 or sth
Ealdy Mobile Legends Bang Bang
You do that march at the end (1812 Overture) proud.
Cinnamon The fact that Rhapsody in Blue is played in the background throughout it makes me happy.
Tchaikovsky
[Du] [Du] [Du] [Du] [Duuuuuu]
This definitely has more of a hopeful and grateful but realistic and acknowledging vibe to it
Fives stars. Existentially assuring.
Congratulations! We have selected Ecological Dystopia scenario
this aged well
Indeed
we have probably choosen several things lol
Dystopias can lead to utopias eventually. They just suck to live in. Utopia for humans is always possible if there are still humans and resources to maintain them.
@@Muykle Good luck with that after the ecology crashed to the point the planet can't sustain mammalian life anymore...
Well, let's have a bright future together fellow humans.
mrcomp we’re already living in a technical dystopia
No.
*Nuke detonates
Me: That sure is bright
I literally saw you on VNN's new video about the Pyro update.
Phet Peg it's here! Finally!
Very nice reference of Arrival
Oh hey! We choose a bit of every dystopia!
Wait what, this video is not utterly pesimistic and depressing? I think he might be hacked. Exerb1a blink three times if you are beeing held hostage.
"Reproducing very loudly"??😂😂
You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love-avenue q
Loud reproduction is best reproduction, 9/10 scientists agree. The odd one is still vigorously testing the thesis.
having SEX
@@NieMonD we REALISE
How ABOUT *NO*
This would be a great commencement speech
This channel is pure gold.
You forgot the other galactic dystopia - Finding aliens who both want to kill us and are good at it.
chiffmonkey he covered that by saying "and all the other thousands of scenarios"
And then eat us.
Utopia = dogs and cake
Dystopia = no dogs and no cake
Check out all day anime if you like anime 🤙🐸
Dont you mean
Utopia = dogs and cake
Dystopia = cats and bread
What about if we lived in a world ruled by dogs with cakes
Lewis Martin Then we would be totally fucked
*no dogs and no cake
All Day Anime Assian Utopia: dog cakes.
where has this channel been all my life
im crying
Damn “ You’ll be a mankind my son “
"Death is voluntary" I'm ded HAHAHAHA
Well yeah, I mean eventually a person just wants to die. They've lived for hundreds of years, they've seen it all. You can't expect that living forever is a good thing.
The irony of that statement. I'm ded
I’ll volunteer as tribute
PgN_Cash Is that a HG reference?
@@skiesquiggles7319 I'm pretty sure his comment was meant as a joke, since he said "im dead" at the end of it
I can’t stop singing the theme song I invented for this so: “Joy or misery, it’s a mystery! On the wheeeeeeeeeel of future history”
This... This is what deserves to be pinned...
I love how you use music! 🎉❤