The most amazing thing about this movie is how they always kept playing the alert every time someone swore and didn't suddenly stop doing it after a certain period of time. Now that's what I call a dedication to consistency!
I know this is one year late, but I also like it that after the first few times, it essentially just became background noise. We, and John for the most part, simply ignored it and stopped giving two shits about it.
Lol I never noticed that it played throughout the movie. It was like after he got all the paper he needed i just started to ignore it, and not even recognize I did iy
Iconic form of irony. He doesnt know how to use those 3 stupid seashells, so she swears like mad against the machine, to rprint him enough 'violation papers' so he can wipe his ass with them.
Seems like we're 2/3 of the way to that bullshit already. Just takes one radical Democrat in office to fuck us over. Maybe if we're lucky we'll destroy both political parties like it was meant to be before then but I doubt that'll ever happen. xD
'John Spartan, you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality statute. I.... I think. I couldn't quite understand what you were saying, but I'm assuming there was at least one f bomb in there.' Hm, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Or *Joe Pesci.* He wouldn't last 2 minutes around one of those damned language violation machines! (In the background) _"BEEP! VMIFerrari, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"._
This movie was great all around but I really liked the attention to detail they had with stuff like the cursing. Even when a character was in a location with no visible morality machine, you'd still hear a "Beep!" off in the distance.
I’ve only just noticed that the machine refers to everyone by their names except for Simon Phoenix, because he’s not technically supposed to be out of the cryo prison and therefore he hasn’t had his chip fitted in yet. That’s a nice touch.
It gets concerning when you realize this movie went from generic 90s action movie with gimmick to being more accurate of where things are going than it ever should.
@@nathanenfinger9559 "YOUR REPEATED VIOLATION OF THE VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE HAS CAUSED ME TO NOTIFY THE SAN ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT, PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE."🤣🤣
And why's that ? You guys keep repeating the same thing over and over " its like that tuday or it will be " but why ? If you mean that our society is invaded by sjw and wokes that always whine when we say something I agree with you otherwise I don't know wtd you're talking about
"This is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond" Hoooooly Shiiiit that sounds like something you can hear in almost every feminist video these days. It's scary how accurate this future is
Eeeet, "You have been fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality standard". Imagine Richard Pryor, Gordon Ramsay or Samuel L Jackson with one of those things, they'd go bankrupt in a month. 😅
@@lexkanyima2195 Depends on the word, and the network. A network channel is ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX. They're the channels you get for free if you use antennae on your television.
If Donald fucks up...he's gonna make MANY enemies...Nothing to do with freedom of speech. what Im saying here is the god honest truth. P.S. NO PRESIDENT has the right to FUCK with the Bill of Rights....Freedom of Speech is part of it
UA-camrs complaining/joking about UA-cam in a UA-cam comment section instead of doing something helpful like joining other video platforms that "compete" with UA-cam. What sweet stupid irony you guys uphold.
Dumbass. If that was that easy people would have all left for these other video platforms by now. The whole world already gathers around youtube, it's the place with the most viewers. Other services don't even have a fraction of the potential viewer base. That's the definitive reason we're all here now. To mingle and/or get most views.
I love the attention to detail in this movie. No matter where they are, they always get fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute for cursing
no it's already happened. In Belgium, they can fine you for cursing in public. Want something closer to home? Middleborough, Massachusetts also has fines for cursing in public. With the growing bullshit culture of pansy politically correct where everyone is offended by something and we all need government regulated safe spaces, this movie along with many other sci fi novels/movies were frighteningly accurate in their depictions of the future. Welcome to the future, where we're all too stupid, too soft and too defenseless to take care of ourselves so Big Brother has to do it for us.
John Doe America is one of the most unpolitically correct countries you can think of today...YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...YOU CAN OFFEND WHOEVER YOU WANT FREELY...STOP BEING OVERSENSITIVE ABOUT FREEDOMS YOU ALREADY HAVE.
Jimmy Meuris You can't expect the average American to actually know *facts* from outside of our country. They believe whatever tripe their favorite personality tells them.
Spihk Heartbust!? Spihk Heartbust Mates internet friends for rent payer for GA girl that Bozeman Hotmail Recipient Slept with near Email Press401's sister's APT!
@@madgameralexthegreat That's the current state of Tumblr since they shoahed the adult content. Which is doubly ironic since... They immediately got flooded by actual Nazis since they could go after leftists on what's basically their home site (and not have to see the degenerate porn that many of those same leftist users made) AND the only reason people really went to that shitty hugbox was for the porn.
AO17 (BUZZ!!!) AO17, you are in direct violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. The local authorities are being summoned for your immediate reprimand. Please remain where you are until they arrive.
I would go poor from constant violations of the verbal morality statute. I'm sure the Gov't wont be far from implementing this to put more money in their pockets.
Eric Gravely not now that a capitalist instead of a communist is in charge of America I can only hope that England gets someone in charge just like him
Eric Gravely Jaywalking. Any pr department. Blood Diamonds. Prison for miscarriage. Debtors prison. Cops are judge, jury and executioner. For profit prisons. Corporations sell confusion. Etc.
LOL I didn't realise that there are people out there that take things literally... ffs. Sir, you need to take a long look in the mirror and take a minute to really look at yourself. Bye.
@@thomasmartin5503 how? Sounds like you were easily offended by certain stuff. Like I said kiddo I am secure in my heterosexual lifestyle and I cuss like a Sailor. Not triggered just stating a fact.
@@BonkTheClown Projecting offense onto other people that never claimed any offense is only a step below wearing a sign on your head saying 'I'M SUCH AN ACTUAL STUD, GUYS!'
@heartbreakmanNo1 Word. Chinese civilians are murdered by their own government in droves IN PUBLIC in 1989 at Tiananmen, and even to this day they are not even allowed to talk about it. To the point *that they are not even allowed to refer to June 4th, but euphemize it in whispered "May 35th"* *China is just a richer bigger North Korea already with a humongous nuclear arsenal.* It's an abnormal country where UA-cam and Facebook are banned, so ppl can never learn the truth, Just like North Korea. Hell, NK is China's puppet state. They keep sending families who made it out alive of NK back into NK to get tortured and murdered by the state. They fund Kim's nukes and keep pumping him with strategic resources like oil which only the military uses (nobody in NK has cars except the ruling elite and the military) to maintain maximum oppression of 25 million civilians. Ppl are forced to work for the state and China's projects in NK. None of their earnings are kept for themselves. They are born to work and conscripted without pay for 10 to 15 years in military, both male and women.
There's an entire underground revolution of people living in the sewers smoking handrolled cigarettes, drinking beer, eating burgers, and swearing all they want, it's great
1:48 "John Spartan, you are fined- John Spartan, you are- John Spartan- John- John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute." I'm dead!
It's already begun. It started when they got rid of Saturday morning cartoons on network TV for being too violent for kids and replacing them with Educational Informational programming. It will be finished when violent videogames also disappear and oldies on the radio are replaced with jungles from old commercials like the Armor Hotdogs song.
@El Gusanillo Del Juego *Wow - amazing how some of this movie has gone over your head.* *The LIBERALS are the ones enforcing these policies and eroding Free Speech - Nigel Hawthorne's character Raymond Cocteau is **_not_** a Republican - **_he is a LIBERAL!_* *Liberals are the ones creating the society you see in the movie - and Donald Trump is fighting to **_save our Freedom Of Speech!_* *Seriously, how badly can you fuck up and be this clueless about a message from the future that is so important?*
“Look I don’ need history lesson! COME ON HAL! WHERE DA GODDAMN GUNS?” (BEEEP) “You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute!” “WHAT? FUUUCK YOOOU!!” LOL
0:26 Simon Phoenix "Did I just get ticketed? I'm a gang-leader, mass-murderer, thief, rapist, arsonist and the worst criminal of the 20th Century and I just got *ticketed*?!" 0:30 Simon Phoenix "I got ticketed for *cussing*?! AW HEEEELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 0:39 Simon Phoenix "Ah, fuck your ticket. I ain't even takin' you seriously no more." 0:46 Simon Phoenix "Damn. I'll take their response speed serious." 0:50 Simon Phoenix "Still not takin' that serious."
I'm not sure what frightens me more. The social justice world, or the world with which the right-wing worshipers of God Biology want to replace it. They are not opposites, but opposames.
1:46 This makes me laugh every time I watch this movie, because I would do this too! But then I'd make up words that may or may not be curse words to see what it would do. LoL😂😂😂
The most amazing thing about this movie is how they always kept playing the alert every time someone swore and didn't suddenly stop doing it after a certain period of time. Now that's what I call a dedication to consistency!
I know this is one year late, but I also like it that after the first few times, it essentially just became background noise. We, and John for the most part, simply ignored it and stopped giving two shits about it.
@@TheCoffeeBird *beep* You have been fined 1/2 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.
Lol I never noticed that it played throughout the movie. It was like after he got all the paper he needed i just started to ignore it, and not even recognize I did iy
@@TheCoffeeBird Dave Johnson, You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
@@DJSHaKa who pissed in your Cheerios.
"John Spartan, your video has been demonitized for violation for verbal morality statute."
🤣🤣🤣
That hit too close to home lol
Lmaoo fuck lol
0:31
So fucking true
I love the consistency of the running gag, you can hear it in the background and it makes me laugh.
Right ? This movie is so underrated.
Fuckers are fast too
@@HragFarraGaming (BZZZZZT!!) Hrag Farra, You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.
@@DoomChopStick BEEEEEEP. lol
lol xD. Never gets old.
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"Be well." "BE FUCKED."
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"John Spartan you are fined one credit of the verbal morality statute."
I laughed hard as a kid when John Spartan cussed up a storm to get some toilet paper. I still laugh now at that bit.
I loved how it was a two way joke: he needed some toilet paper and he is wiping his ass with the fines literally and figuratively
He does not know how to use the sea shells, hahaha.
After the toilet paper rush of 2020, it hits even harder now
Iconic form of irony. He doesnt know how to use those 3 stupid seashells, so she swears like mad against the machine, to rprint him enough 'violation papers' so he can wipe his ass with them.
Me too..
Gordon Ramsey would go bankrupt with just one of these machines.
jajajajajajaja yes!
So would every stand up comedian
Nah, they would over heat.
The machine would explode.
Nino would clean the machines with lamb sauce
I love that they called the police over two F-bombs.
Fuckers are fast too
@@alexthompson5275 *[buzz]* Alex Thompson, you are fined 1 credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
PrekiFromPoland That was awesome and hilarious 😆
@@PrekiFromPoland fuck you
Hahahaha
Here's an unsettling thought: Demolition Man was made in 1993 and set in 2032. That means we're now two-thirds of the way to the time when it was set.
Seems like we're 2/3 of the way to that bullshit already. Just takes one radical Democrat in office to fuck us over. Maybe if we're lucky we'll destroy both political parties like it was meant to be before then but I doubt that'll ever happen. xD
Yes and we are already seeing attempts to enforce fines and threat of imprisonment for speech that offends people.
We have the whole butthurt community ready, all they need now is Chinese Civil point now
Jesus... I'll be turning 40 that year!
@Amed Tajan stay home dumbass. The police are doing a great job where you live.
Demolition Man was supposed to be a parody of, not an instruction manual to the future.
And now look where we are.
Don't worry friend, this only means that we are 50-60 years away from having real-life Judges, Dredd style.
Only in office work not in the oil field stool the same
These ppl don't listen to music, but love advertising. Uuurgh nauseating.
A movie ahead of its time
We said the same thing about Idiocracy.
*Damn it! This movie was supposed to be dumb fun, not a documentary!*
(BZZZT!) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
I was promised seashells in the future, damn it!
@@emperorpicard7222 (BZZZT!) Emperor Picard
You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
@@korvasxeno Get the hell outta here!!!!!
@@indifference1015 (Bzzt!) You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.
1:47 - 1:53 Voice recognition technology must be vastly improved for that machine to understand Stallone's mumblings.
+Gwasgray yes, Especially since his mouth was dam near touching it!!! LMAO that shit was so funny though
Gwasgray, lol
Gwasgray lol
'John Spartan, you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality statute. I.... I think. I couldn't quite understand what you were saying, but I'm assuming there was at least one f bomb in there.'
Hm, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Somebody actually made one these. You can find it on Hackaday.
This movie used to be funny, now it's a freakin horror film!
true true
Yeah this movie made me kinda sad they can't even smoke or have sex
Big true
Yup, Norway's doing it now. Smh. Bye-bye, freedom of speech!
What's wrong with following society rules, just look at China and North Korea, people are so happy and their leader also say so.
I love that Huxley was fined HALF a credit for a "sotto voce" violation, because she said it quietly to herself 😂 She got a discount!
I've been wondering what the hell that meant for 30 years! Thanks!
I've always wondered why she only got fined a half credit. Thanks for clearing that up!
Wow I never even noticed that
But she waits until she's standing right next to the damn thing?? ops I just got fined 1 credit
I assumed it was either bc she wasn't a repeat violator, or bc she's a cop and got some sort of law enforcement discount.
And now UA-cam does that with Demonetization (even putting in description).
And therefore: Fuck political correctness.
you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute
xXSilentAgent47Xx did you think that youtube would just stay the same as it always was before the bigger it got?
Thanks to the lefty libtards. Now, all we need are three seashells and this world will be officially screwed.
Google wants to be in control of social media, but they don't want to enforce our 1st amendment.
Imagine Samuel L Jackson around one of these machines 😂
The thing melts off the wall due to overheating
It'll be out of paper and ink in 10-15 seconds
BEEEEEEP!
Or *Joe Pesci.* He wouldn't last 2 minutes around one of those damned language violation machines!
(In the background) _"BEEP! VMIFerrari, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"._
VMIFerrari That's a good one too lol
Casino Joe Pesci
This movie was great all around but I really liked the attention to detail they had with stuff like the cursing. Even when a character was in a location with no visible morality machine, you'd still hear a "Beep!" off in the distance.
cause the microchip!!
Too funny!
I’ve only just noticed that the machine refers to everyone by their names except for Simon Phoenix, because he’s not technically supposed to be out of the cryo prison and therefore he hasn’t had his chip fitted in yet. That’s a nice touch.
"Come on HAL...." He may be a psychotic killer, but he's cultured
yeah, he has lots of culture, its supposed to be a full fledged chaotic sociopath that can turn society upside down, think of batmans joker
@@michaelaramis1210 this says a lot about the society we live in
That's good writing right there.
The character Simon Phoenix actually have near genius intellect.
Wicked cultured
funny then...scary now
Do you think this movie predicted some things that it's scary?
Scared of a bunch of pussies? Lmao.
KageTrauma Bzzt!! You have been fined one credit of the the language morality code.
Funny then, hilarious now, i know this world wont happen because dreams never come true
jwn5 If this world is in any way a dream to you, I don't trust you to even intern near a government official.
It gets concerning when you realize this movie went from generic 90s action movie with gimmick to being more accurate of where things are going than it ever should.
Hahahah indeed its horriefing
Prophetic I say
@@nathanenfinger9559 "YOUR REPEATED VIOLATION OF THE VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE HAS CAUSED ME TO NOTIFY THE SAN ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT, PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE."🤣🤣
Idiocracy too.
And why's that ? You guys keep repeating the same thing over and over " its like that tuday or it will be " but why ? If you mean that our society is invaded by sjw and wokes that always whine when we say something I agree with you otherwise I don't know wtd you're talking about
0:34 "Fuckers are fast too..." I don't know why but I love this line.
Him saying "BEEP" just made it better.
Beep
You are fine one credit for violation of verbal morality statute.
@@texasboy9036 John spartan: " Thanks a lot, you ?#*$- brained, #&%£faced, &@‰%-breakin', dumb %£?@in' pain in the @$&." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ow!!! M§¥‡€&#*@‰?£!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Dana Carter Dana Carter Da Da Carter you are fine one credit for the violation of the verbal mortality statue.
"So much for the seashells"
One of the best lines ever. Change my mind
J B we had time to learn to use them, hope someone did
@@michaelaramis1210 😂😂😂
"See you in a few minutes."
TFW a dumb Stallone movie vehicle called Demolition Man was the most realistic science fiction film of the 20th century.
We also have Idiocracy.
@Nehemiah Pouncey Definitely not.
@@frankstrawnation Idiocracy is becoming more and more of a reality where Americans' are involved (and what it makes fun of, too).
@@frankstrawnation and soon Minority report.
i said fuck in the grocery store yesterday and nothin happened to me
This movie predicted the future so well... it's scary!
(Bzzzz!) j lin, you are fined three credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute!
I think that one was from Total Recall and as I recall the Taxi tried to run over Arnold when he refused to pay for it.
y01p0w3r3d You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
Chase Miller fuck you
Rai Rahul Your repeated violation of the verbal morality statute has caused me to notify the authorities, please remain where you are.
"This is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond" Hoooooly Shiiiit that sounds like something you can hear in almost every feminist video these days. It's scary how accurate this future is
Eeeet, "You have been fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality standard". Imagine Richard Pryor, Gordon Ramsay or Samuel L Jackson with one of those things, they'd go bankrupt in a month. 😅
I mean, even sex has been outlawed. Hell, CHOCOLATE is illegal.
@@kettch777 It's almost as if the first & Second Amendments were repealed and San Angeles was now the Capital of the United States.
There trying to do it nowadays
Look what they created with that. We are not so far away from a world worse than this.
Last time I saw this on TV all the cursing was removed which proves this movie's point.
You probably saw it on network television, then. There have always been laws against using profanity on TV, unless it's on a movie channel, like HBO.
@@WorthlessDeadEnd they never bleep out
@@lexkanyima2195 Depends on the word, and the network. A network channel is ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX. They're the channels you get for free if you use antennae on your television.
@@WorthlessDeadEnd NBC is a edgy network
@@lexkanyima2195 If you say so. I haven't watched network television since the ball dropped last New Years. Not even exaggerating.
"Fu**ers are fast, too" omg that cracked me
"BEEP!!"
"you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"
*Fuckers
thats because he is black
Fuck you.
Throws paper over shoulder
UA-cam's New Rules in a Nutshell
Along with Facebook and ever other fucking social media site lol
Vote for Hillary and you will have this in all aspects of your life guaranteed!
Billy Price dont forget the ky jelly then lol
If Donald fucks up...he's gonna make MANY enemies...Nothing to do with freedom of speech. what Im saying here is the god honest truth. P.S. NO PRESIDENT has the right to FUCK with the Bill of Rights....Freedom of Speech is part of it
not nice to make threats dummy
Every day we move closer to this future.
Truly horrible
Not so much
But Schwarzenegger is not president of the US and he doesn´t have a public library named after him..
Welcome to UA-cam.
It's the goal of all collectivity.
Trying to make a joke in 2018 without offending anyone
Nacho Joshas Good luck with that...
Nacho Joshas as long as it's not old Disney cartoons
2016,2017,2018 in a nutshell
Make that the next 5 to ten years by the looks of it
it got worse
Simon Phoenix is one of the greatest cinema villains of all time. Great job, Westley Snipes.
Wesley Snipes stole the show in this movie
if those machines ever exist they will be destroyed so many times lol
xbox one, go, destroy em all!
They made everything that could destroy them illegal. Kind of like Obama's world.
they don't look so tough a pipe or a baseball bat even just ripping it off a wall with a crowbar would work
let's just hope they never do exist.
Police officer: Excuse me citizen. You seem to be having a problem with the-
Me: SHUT! THE FUCK! UP! (Continues pulverizing the machine)
1:46 "So much for the sea shells."
I love how Spartan used his "violations" to get tissue paper!
This ticket machine even looks like a toilet paper box, but up side down.
"Come on, HAL, where're the goddamn guns"
Veeeery nice movie reference (for those old enough)
2001 a space oddysey
I can't let you do that Simon 😁
well when it came out, we were all old enough to get it :p
Stop all the Rip van Winkling! We need to figure out which type of sea shells are best to use to replace toilet paper.
@@number3stunner118 Really? You don't know which shells to use? hahahahahahahahahahaha
I can see how that can be....confusing.
Demolition Man predicted the future of UA-cam.
elitebelt and TV oh wait
UA-camrs complaining/joking about UA-cam in a UA-cam comment section instead of doing something helpful like joining other video platforms that "compete" with UA-cam. What sweet stupid irony you guys uphold.
Dumbass. If that was that easy people would have all left for these other video platforms by now.
The whole world already gathers around youtube, it's the place with the most viewers.
Other services don't even have a fraction of the potential viewer base. That's the definitive reason we're all here now. To mingle and/or get most views.
elitebelt
That happens in January of 2020
Due to UA-cam’s new terms of fucking our service.
Demolition man and cyberpunk 2077 is the future that's happening now
One of the all-time great cheesy movies.
Max Power Correction: One of the all-time great action movies.
Max Power what fuck you
akiraman26 (Buzz) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statue..
thanks alot you shit for brains, ball breaking duck fucking pain in the ass, so for the sea shells...
John Spartan..John Spartan..John Spartan.. John Spartain you have ben fined 4 Credits for Repeated Violations of the Verbal Morality Statue
“Your content has been demonetized for violation of the virtual morality statute.”
"this fascist crap makes me want to puke"
*1993 Demolition Man* .. A fun awesome action movie
*2019 Demolition Man* .. A scary prediction of our future come true.
*2020* prophecy fulfillment begins.
That's what the Dem's want our Police Department to be lol.
@@danielware4069 I want to deny that but I really can’t
gettin pretty close
@@danielware4069It's not the Dems or even the Reps. It's the ultimate spiritual disease called Humanity.
I love the attention to detail in this movie. No matter where they are, they always get fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute for cursing
I love how Lenina Huxley puts her hand over her mouth at the sound of swearing ...
Jon Amendall especially when she was the first one to be fined by the machine.
Sandra Bullock.
I feel like the dystopian, apocalyptic future we'll actually see is halfway between Demolition Man and Idiocracy.
With a dash of the Hunger Games mixed in.
Before ultimately reaching Fallout.
we weren't decisive about with dystopian live we wanted, so we choosed both
And quite possibly some terminator stuff as well since we are messing around with A.I.
Yeah half way there
I loved how he used it to get toilet paper! “So much for the seashells.” LMFAO! 😂
Well... He paid for it by his credits.
Very prophetic.
It won't, you're both overly dramatic.
no it's already happened. In Belgium, they can fine you for cursing in public. Want something closer to home? Middleborough, Massachusetts also has fines for cursing in public. With the growing bullshit culture of pansy politically correct where everyone is offended by something and we all need government regulated safe spaces, this movie along with many other sci fi novels/movies were frighteningly accurate in their depictions of the future. Welcome to the future, where we're all too stupid, too soft and too defenseless to take care of ourselves so Big Brother has to do it for us.
John Doe America is one of the most unpolitically correct countries you can think of today...YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...YOU CAN OFFEND WHOEVER YOU WANT FREELY...STOP BEING OVERSENSITIVE ABOUT FREEDOMS YOU ALREADY HAVE.
John Doe i live in Belgium and there are no fines here for bad language in public. Where would you get that nonsense.
Jimmy Meuris You can't expect the average American to actually know *facts* from outside of our country. They believe whatever tripe their favorite personality tells them.
I love how this became a background running gag throughout this movie. Top shelf comedy timing in an action movie.
With the way things are now you can bet that this is a perfect model of what our future will probably look like in the near near future
You’re insane
When Google decides to finally take over. If you'll excuse me, I'll be joining the underground resistance whenever that happens.
Good for you.
Be sure to take plenty of hair care products with you so you can look just as fabulous as the resistance leader did.
We'll all be down there partying with beers and rat burgers
Sandra Bullock was fine as hell back in the day.
She still a baddie !
Imagine if Samuel L. Jackson, Joe Pesci, and Al Pacino were in this movie.
RiggsBF That machine would explode.
Throw in Gordon Ramsey and the Turrets Guy for good measure
I'll add Berney Mac in there too.....
I wonder how Ozzy Osbourne would react.
Angry Video Game Nerd.
This is quickly becoming a documentary.
I love how they kept the continuity through out the whole movie
this will be valid in 10 years
THEPLANETEARTH If not so,already.
20 years if we are lucky.
THEPLANETEARTH it is in California
THEPLANETEARTH Its valid now.
THEPLANETEARTH It's already valid. See what happens in UK. They literally arrest people over posting meme.
*The current state of California*
This is basically Scotland 2021. We're just waiting for the machines to be installed everywhere. I'm sure Humza is on it!
WORLD OF TUMBLR
vanishy0urself Trigggered!!!
As Nostalgia Critic said, people who can't take a joke, overly sensitive to bad language... Yep, that's about right.
vanishy0urself not quite because everyone in this film is in shape
Fuck...I ruined the 666 likes. :(
I think this is one of Stallone's best movies. Good action, funny lines and not too much blood.
What in the goddamn fucking hell is fucking wrong with motherfucking blood?
Spihk Heartbust!? Spihk Heartbust Mates internet friends for rent payer for GA girl that Bozeman Hotmail Recipient Slept with near Email Press401's sister's APT!
Stallone should’ve stayed there until the paper would run out in the machine.🤣🤣🤣
ivannthegreat1 environmental responsibility they hadn't done yet
1993: This movie is funny
2020: This shit is scary our Freedom of Speech is censored
You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
@@supercomputer0448 That sounds comedic!
Censored*
Yeah! Every damn time we are getting close that. We are getting #$*%ed up here!
"WcHDICE, your video has been demonitized for one violation verbal morality statue."
If the government were run by Tumblr, minus all the Yaoi.
The "minus all the yaoi" part just makes it even more sterile and sad. Thing is yaoi couldn't even remain there either
@@madgameralexthegreat
That's the current state of Tumblr since they shoahed the adult content.
Which is doubly ironic since...
They immediately got flooded by actual Nazis since they could go after leftists on what's basically their home site (and not have to see the degenerate porn that many of those same leftist users made) AND the only reason people really went to that shitty hugbox was for the porn.
South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut wouldn't make it past the opening scene.
AO17 (BUZZ!!!) AO17, you are in direct violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. The local authorities are being summoned for your immediate reprimand. Please remain where you are until they arrive.
I bet that movie and Pulp Fiction would destroy that machine
Goodfellas would break that machine too. A Joe Pesci scene alone would be enough.
I think Casino and Scarface would also be machine breakers.
The Wolf of Wall Street and The Departed
Timer travelers wrote this movie and made a fortune.
Tell that to The Simpsons how they acquire time machine
"Simply put Minister, these rules were implemented by the civil service to ensure peace and stability"
Sir Humphrey Appleby
we're sadly getting very close to this future. don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I would go poor from constant violations of the verbal morality statute. I'm sure the Gov't wont be far from implementing this to put more money in their pockets.
Eric Gravely not now that a capitalist instead of a communist is in charge of America I can only hope that England gets someone in charge just like him
Eric Gravely Jaywalking. Any pr department. Blood Diamonds. Prison for miscarriage. Debtors prison. Cops are judge, jury and executioner. For profit prisons. Corporations sell confusion. Etc.
"Insecure heterosexual males" - yeah, her character would certainly go down well with the audience
@John Constantine Yeaheah, buai
It only offends insecure people.
This is what the future will be like - no sex, chocolate, contact sports, meat, swearing, alcohol ... everything that makes life worth living.
Winston Huckleberry you got forgot this- no religion.
Gemaera most importantly.. this! Cheers haha
+Winston Huckleberry Oh! i see what you mean. Oops! 😊
Darkzz Lord Thats alright mate, your life will get better.
LOL I didn't realise that there are people out there that take things literally... ffs. Sir, you need to take a long look in the mirror and take a minute to really look at yourself. Bye.
This was some of Wesley Snipes's best work. The lines he had were hilarious. You can tell he had fun playing that role.
“BEEEEEP!” 🤣
2020 - "I am a Man"
" You have been fined $100 for violating the Gender Neutrality act which has been debited out of your bank account "
Now you have to figure out what bathroom you will use, LOL!
Nice strawman you got there.
this movie is becoming reality...
@@InfiniteDeckhand that's not a strawman, that's reality snowflake.
@Hitchdude I love your profil pic.
One of the most underrated movies we had in the 90' s.
Lies again? Get Wi-fi
@@NazriB err, what?
who almost got the role as john spartan?
@@PabloRuizMega Steven Seagal, IIRC..
The accuracy of this movie is uncanny
"This is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond." We're living in the future!!!
I am secure and I cuss like a sailor. Are you easily offended?
@@BonkTheClown just got triggered.
@@thomasmartin5503 how? Sounds like you were easily offended by certain stuff. Like I said kiddo I am secure in my heterosexual lifestyle and I cuss like a Sailor. Not triggered just stating a fact.
@@BonkTheClown Projecting offense onto other people that never claimed any offense is only a step below wearing a sign on your head saying 'I'M SUCH AN ACTUAL STUD, GUYS!'
@@paulbrookfield4133 never would claim that, but ok. Still missing my point. Ok have fun.
Basically a world controlled by Google.
That sounds way better then a World controlled by China :t
Google is Skynet
@heartbreakmanNo1 Word. Chinese civilians are murdered by their own government in droves IN PUBLIC in 1989 at Tiananmen, and even to this day they are not even allowed to talk about it. To the point *that they are not even allowed to refer to June 4th, but euphemize it in whispered "May 35th"*
*China is just a richer bigger North Korea already with a humongous nuclear arsenal.* It's an abnormal country where UA-cam and Facebook are banned, so ppl can never learn the truth, Just like North Korea. Hell, NK is China's puppet state. They keep sending families who made it out alive of NK back into NK to get tortured and murdered by the state. They fund Kim's nukes and keep pumping him with strategic resources like oil which only the military uses (nobody in NK has cars except the ruling elite and the military) to maintain maximum oppression of 25 million civilians. Ppl are forced to work for the state and China's projects in NK. None of their earnings are kept for themselves. They are born to work and conscripted without pay for 10 to 15 years in military, both male and women.
I love how you can hear it in the background at all times
Damn...That world would be a living hell.
There's an entire underground revolution of people living in the sewers smoking handrolled cigarettes, drinking beer, eating burgers, and swearing all they want, it's great
We are not that far from that future.
Congratulations, thats the world we live in...
@@dorugoramon0518 You beat by a week sir.
Having trouble maintaining your language hygiene?
In 1993, this movie was a funny parody about social correctness.
Now it’s more of a comment, really.
1:48 "John Spartan, you are fined-
John Spartan, you are-
John Spartan-
John-
John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute."
I'm dead!
😆
0:04 Huxley is fined 1/2 credit for a sotto voce violation of the verbal morality code. In other words, she swore "softly"
so this is how the world will be in 17 years, huh?
+DINDRAGON hahahahaha
LivnamKaur
It's already begun. It started when they got rid of Saturday morning cartoons on network TV for being too violent for kids and replacing them with Educational Informational programming. It will be finished when violent videogames also disappear and oldies on the radio are replaced with jungles from old commercials like the Armor Hotdogs song.
LivnamKaur I don't wanna live long enough to see this shit happen
I don't think it'll take 17 (16 now) years. Have you heard about the hidden microphones in the Netherlands?
Oh look, it's the XboxOne.
Haha
pullahoko
Shit, you’re damn right about that.
Whenever this comes on TV, I have to watch.
At these time we found it funny, because such situations were seen as absurdities. Today in 2020 we see it as a nightmare
Singaporeans who are used with fines are laughing right now 😂
The Paradise of SJWs
SigmaXVirus I had to Urban Dictionary what SJW meant; That was'a fuckin' LoL read xD
Thank god you had to learn that way instead of suffering them on Reddit or Tumblr
Like that old Coolio song
We need a parody song "Tumblr's Paradise"
get Weird fucking Al on this NOW
+SigmaXVirus (BZZZT!) SigmaXVirus, you are fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
So scary that this movie predicted sjw politics
Quickly becoming reality.
@El Gusanillo Del Juego Awful at choosing martyrs.... CHECK
@El Gusanillo Del Juego
Social Distancing Policy.... CHECK
In the same way that the handmaid's tale predicted the inevitable conclusion of christian conservative politics?
@El Gusanillo Del Juego *Wow - amazing how some of this movie has gone over your head.*
*The LIBERALS are the ones enforcing these policies and eroding Free Speech - Nigel Hawthorne's character Raymond Cocteau is **_not_** a Republican - **_he is a LIBERAL!_*
*Liberals are the ones creating the society you see in the movie - and Donald Trump is fighting to **_save our Freedom Of Speech!_*
*Seriously, how badly can you fuck up and be this clueless about a message from the future that is so important?*
This is exactly what twitter is doing now lmao. I got put in twitter jail for cussing too much.
I have been banned for 3 days from FB because I was using the word assfucking.
Seriously?
@@davidjones3165 No lol, they are full of shit. I've never been suspended and I've done everything short of telling someone to kill themselves
So much for the seashells. I’ll see you in a few minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂
"Excuse me museum patron can I-"
BLAST!!!
“Look I don’ need history lesson! COME ON HAL! WHERE DA GODDAMN GUNS?”
(BEEEP) “You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute!”
“WHAT? FUUUCK YOOOU!!”
LOL
Fuckers are fast too
Billy Ray, you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality statute 😂😂
@@danacarter9147 thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
So much for the sea shells 😂
0:26 Simon Phoenix "Did I just get ticketed? I'm a gang-leader, mass-murderer, thief, rapist, arsonist and the worst criminal of the 20th Century and I just got *ticketed*?!"
0:30 Simon Phoenix "I got ticketed for *cussing*?! AW HEEEELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
0:39 Simon Phoenix "Ah, fuck your ticket. I ain't even takin' you seriously no more."
0:46 Simon Phoenix "Damn. I'll take their response speed serious."
0:50 Simon Phoenix "Still not takin' that serious."
They predicted so much in this movie. All the way down to anything a man did being done because they're "insecure".
Reminds me of the "Dare Not To Swear" campaign at my high school back in the day. I had so much fun screwing with those people.
A man after my own heart
Oh, I always enjoyed insulting people without swearing. It's hard to beat calling someone a "doorstop"
@@Horseshoecrabwarrior that would scare me, actually: ua-cam.com/video/C5d7S10iKeo/v-deo.html
2024 and this is only getting more and more accurate
This will literally be the future if SJW's get their way
Ryan Cueto don't worry it won't as long as people that have common sense exist
+A Ninja The problem is, people don't have common sense any more.
Raphael44ify.. You shouldn't speak about conservatives like that. They get their feelings hurt quite easily these days.
slimj091 The whole world's going to hell in a handcart :)
+slimj091 LOL The libtards literally rioted in the streets after Billary lost. What a bunch of immature children.
Already happening in towns like Middleboro, Massachussettes today!
"Insecure heterosexual males."
You know, I hear this much now every time a woman doesn't get what she wants from a man that it has given me PTSD.
LMAO. The movie is still funny as shit!
You're not the Law, I AM THE WLAH!!!
hilarious
Mr. heyitsablackguy You Are Fined 1 Credit For a Violation Of The Verbal Morality Statute....LMAO just kidding
lol was hoping you would do that XD
Best part in the movie
Its terrifying we're closer to this reality then ever
closer than ever? you mean this is our current reality
In the county Kent, here in the UK they're now handing out 100 pound fines for swearing.
Political correct dystopia.
"Dystopia..." 😏😏😏
This is the world social justice wants.
Exactly what I was thinking.
They almost have it.
I'm not sure what frightens me more. The social justice world, or the world with which the right-wing worshipers of God Biology want to replace it. They are not opposites, but opposames.
We’re almost there. I remember being a kid in ‘93 inpatient for 2032 to come. Now I wish I could go back to ‘93 lol.
0:31- My favorite part of this running joke. Gets me every time 😂😂
Fuck you. ( Then cops came). And fuckers are fast too
@@alexthompson5275 you are fined 2 credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute.
😂
Snipes' cussing is hilarious throughout this movie
1:46 This makes me laugh every time I watch this movie, because I would do this too! But then I'd make up words that may or may not be curse words to see what it would do. LoL😂😂😂
who almost got the role as john spartan?