Doug Stanhope - Bobbie Barnett

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  • Опубліковано 24 тра 2010
  • The story of Doug and the most beautiful woman in the world, in a retail sense. Read the full, new and updated story at www.dougstanhope.com. A selection from Doug's CD, "Something To Take The Edge Off."
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  • @zencat999
    @zencat999 10 років тому +61

    I just lost my wife of 30yrs to cancer recently. this is what I needed to hear.
    a little rough on the wording but...ya...a million tow trucks could never repossess what we did and had over that 30 yrs.
    thanx, doug.

    • @TheUArabej
      @TheUArabej 3 роки тому +2

      Hope you ok, man. Doug is the truth, that's why we can watch him during dark times

    • @nicelyput299
      @nicelyput299 2 роки тому +3

      Damn right. In January I was told I am losing my wife, we met 30 years ago. Love at first sight, we were 19. She was diagnosed with a glioblastoma and it is incurable

    • @zencat999
      @zencat999 2 роки тому +2

      @@nicelyput299 ❤

    • @bobbiejohnson2988
      @bobbiejohnson2988 Місяць тому

      So, how would you feel if someone talked that way about your wife?! You think this is funny with such disrespect?!!!! This is disrespect to your wife as NO woman should be disrespected this way!! What if this was your daughter - funny now?!

  • @Tuxy79
    @Tuxy79 10 років тому +35

    This bit is beautiful.

  • @NicePodcastLive
    @NicePodcastLive 10 років тому +32

    Thank you for not welching on the bet, Bobbi Barnett.

  • @stevethomas74
    @stevethomas74 10 років тому +31

    LEGEND.
    Best living stand up. End of.

    • @FreethinkingSecularist
      @FreethinkingSecularist 10 років тому +2

      Agreed! Honorable mention: Dave Attell.

    • @stevethomas74
      @stevethomas74 10 років тому +1

      I've not heard of him but I will check him out now - thanks

    • @lookhowlongmyusernam
      @lookhowlongmyusernam 9 років тому +2

      FreethinkingSecularist was he the guy from that show "Insomniac"?

    • @FreethinkingSecularist
      @FreethinkingSecularist 9 років тому +2

      lookhowlongmyusernam Yes. Dave Attell was the Insomniac guy!

    • @breezywriter6572
      @breezywriter6572 2 роки тому

      @@lookhowlongmyusernam That was a great fkn show. I hated to see it end.

  • @wistoncap
    @wistoncap 13 років тому +19

    If I ever needed to argue that comedy was art.... this is an example I would use to back up the premise.

    • @bobbiejohnson2988
      @bobbiejohnson2988 Місяць тому

      Don’t you have a daughter? Funny now isn’t it….

  • @funkk
    @funkk 11 років тому +6

    The big closer he is still looking for is already here. A gorgeous bit.

  • @danielaria9642
    @danielaria9642 3 роки тому +5

    I listen to this every month and feel some sort of nostalgic beauty,a longing for something that i never quite got hold of,something that i know does not exist anymore,

    • @bobbiejohnson2988
      @bobbiejohnson2988 Місяць тому

      You apparently friends with the devil! This man his dark & not on the good side - as I’ve said on other posts - do you have a daughter/sister/mother? Thinks it’s funny now - he degrades woman & this is something to celebrate?! Hate your mom much?!

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 4 роки тому +11

    At his core, Stanhope was always and simply a poet...

  • @forjonas
    @forjonas 7 років тому +10

    I listen to this bit 4 or 5 times a year. It is an amazing talent to be such a good story teller, I hear something different every time.

  • @robo823
    @robo823 10 років тому +9

    laughing from sadness. man how i can relate. love this one. best ripe comedy period.

    • @bobbiejohnson2988
      @bobbiejohnson2988 Місяць тому

      Really?! A sister/mother in your family? Imagine this was being said about your family member?!
      Funny now?! Ass hole!

  • @inhale27
    @inhale27 7 місяців тому +1

    first heard this on JRE when you all took a break and let this play. So great!

  • @royorbit3800
    @royorbit3800 10 років тому +28

    Actually inspirational in a doug stanhope kinda way.

  • @ArtKinders
    @ArtKinders 7 років тому +57

    Intre showuri

    • @naratores
      @naratores 7 років тому +1

      Recomand Bare si Alcoholocaust de la Jim Jefferies.

    • @bebedelasat6300
      @bebedelasat6300 7 років тому +3

      best show
      da la noi la tv se da mireasa pentru fiul meu si te cunosc de undeva

    • @Mitrancelbun
      @Mitrancelbun 6 років тому

      In ce episod il recomanda... ai vreo idee? Eu am dat acum de el din "This is not fame"

  • @lonewolfjuannieves7059
    @lonewolfjuannieves7059 8 років тому +13

    He is a true master of his craft.

  • @thSubliminalCriminal
    @thSubliminalCriminal 12 років тому +4

    Sometimes you hear somethin that makes your heart drop a couple notches in an uplifting way. This is one of those times.

  • @MarifBagiyevVLOG
    @MarifBagiyevVLOG 4 роки тому +3

    This is pure art

  • @srspower
    @srspower 9 років тому +10

    Always brings a tear to my eye :)

  • @destructinator
    @destructinator 10 років тому +18

    Best bit in the history of stand-up.

  • @libertarian4323
    @libertarian4323 Рік тому +1

    This is a touching love story.

  • @pratikhazari3701
    @pratikhazari3701 2 роки тому +2

    This story and Jim Jeffries' "taking a cripple to a brothel" story are my favorite stand-up bits.

  • @andremaines
    @andremaines 2 роки тому +1

    I first heard this in like 2011 when Rogan brought it up on his podcast. What an amazing bit

  • @jasondownsnet
    @jasondownsnet 3 роки тому +1

    This goes beyond stand up. It’s just really great storytelling.

  • @duderino57
    @duderino57 2 роки тому +1

    You’re one of the best. Keep it up. We need people like you.

  • @numbersabcdefg
    @numbersabcdefg 14 років тому

    Thanks for the post!
    I had forgotten all about this album

  • @eeeliason
    @eeeliason 14 років тому +1

    smiles
    Gorgeous work, Doug.

  • @NassimHarameinVedas
    @NassimHarameinVedas 13 років тому

    Love this set . . . Doug's most poetic bit ever

  • @oreknol
    @oreknol 14 років тому

    great stuff

  • @heystaish
    @heystaish 13 років тому +6

    The disliker is Bobbie

  • @JasonWhisnant
    @JasonWhisnant 14 років тому +1

    Love this bit. The response on Doug's website is amazing. "1000 repo men with 1000 tow trucks..."

  • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
    @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 10 років тому

    Great story!

  • @killcomis
    @killcomis 13 років тому

    their is a poetry to the way he tells this story

  • @ValladaoMateus
    @ValladaoMateus 9 років тому +6

    This is fucking beautiful.

  • @SylvainDousset
    @SylvainDousset 11 років тому +3

    this guy is a Genius ! I love him !

  • @howardbiel1787
    @howardbiel1787 8 років тому +1

    the music goes with what he says sooooo fucking good. best and most authentic comedian there ever was!

  • @toodrunktomakelove
    @toodrunktomakelove 14 років тому

    this is pure poetry

  • @mitzysmith8850
    @mitzysmith8850 5 років тому +1

    This is my favorite bit ,along with the rubber fist lmao #Joey whatever I love you # Toronto, thanks Doug your real sweet "cheers lots of love

  • @callasexperience
    @callasexperience 9 років тому

    brilliant

  • @pvthudson5069
    @pvthudson5069 5 років тому

    He tells it in such a moving way, he is very good.

  • @sethvicious
    @sethvicious 14 років тому +1

    he did this bit tonight in Denver. fucking brilliant

  • @Malegys
    @Malegys 8 років тому

    amazing :)

  • @Garrnett1
    @Garrnett1 13 років тому

    Saw him in KCMO last Friday. Man can pull stories from anywhere, great thinker and of course fucking hilarious

  • @douglas787
    @douglas787 7 років тому +23

    The greatest mind in comedy, better than Louis CK, better than Carlin, better than Pryor. Doug might not have the fame and fortune, but that's the way I like him, broke, pissed off, and bitter, just like me. If he made the money that Leno makes, he'd be just another part of corporate America plastic shit comedy. Doug, don't ever change.

    • @PointlessSillyName
      @PointlessSillyName 7 років тому +2

      douglas787
      I'm an ageing aspiring comic, and Doug is my inspiration.
      He's never sold out and played the corporate showbiz game - he does things on his own terms. That, combined with the fact that he's leaps and bounds ahead of the shiny, labelled and packaged, TV friendly acts (in the UK and the US) that make ridiculous amounts of money are what make him a true comedy hero!

  • @davidbuda
    @davidbuda 9 років тому

    Wow.

  • @Gauss247
    @Gauss247 2 роки тому +3

    I love all Doug's specials, but this particular closer bit is by far the most emotional piece of stand-up to me. This is even better than a killer whale eating its trainer alive.

  • @hmpf
    @hmpf 9 років тому +8

    God damn. What a fucking beautiful story.

    • @bobbiejohnson2988
      @bobbiejohnson2988 Місяць тому

      Really?! Beautiful in what matter?!
      Do you have a sister/mother/friend that is a woman?! This is SOO disrespectful in sooo many ways I couldn’t imagine finding this funny in the utmost! Again - do you have any female in your life that you thinks ok to degrade them this way?!!!! Show some decency of respect as a human being!!! Dip shit!

  • @telerulz
    @telerulz 6 років тому

    This one has an awesome Tom Waits vibe to it, 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻

  • @bodeezy
    @bodeezy 14 років тому

    BRILLIANT
    "You laugh........she didn't"

  • @biggjohnson7794
    @biggjohnson7794 11 років тому

    Powerful jre

  • @deejayconan
    @deejayconan 13 років тому

    The charity line is fucking priceless.

  • @elu5ive
    @elu5ive 14 років тому

    Doug's reply is on dougstanhope. com go check it out!

  • @misoulian13
    @misoulian13 7 років тому

    Nice jacket on the pic

  • @mythistory
    @mythistory 14 років тому

    One of my favourite routines.....

  • @dullboy9265
    @dullboy9265 5 років тому

    333

  • @jesseg1699
    @jesseg1699 10 років тому

    5:30 to the end is the best

  • @LifegrindX
    @LifegrindX 14 років тому

    What's she so steamed about, it's a beautiful story.

  • @emppupelikone
    @emppupelikone 12 років тому

    this is the funniest piece of comedy ive ever heard

  • @deanjuliano7849
    @deanjuliano7849 8 років тому

    Fan-Fucking-Tastic

  • @FreethinkingSecularist
    @FreethinkingSecularist 13 років тому

    His response is the Creme de la Creme of humour and sarcasm. read it!!!!!! it is awesome!!!!

  • @elu5ive
    @elu5ive 14 років тому

    hey doug, didn't bobbie write you not too long ago? what was it about? did you reply? please tell me!

  • @motty32
    @motty32 14 років тому

    probably the best track off all of his albums. definitely the best closer. unless you count 'rubber fuck my face' off of the wiseacres boot. but this sums up his philosophy that he espouses through so much of his material so well.

  • @BlueVon
    @BlueVon 14 років тому

    @ RollTehSuidice - Email
    LOL!! sue doug over a little event that happened many years ago? under what grounds and where did he break any law? will i be able to sue my friend if he were to quickly pull my pants down and everyone laughs at me? i think i made my point...

  • @zephead67
    @zephead67 14 років тому

    @RollTehSuidice Hahahahahaha!! That's hilarious!! you should be happy he put your name on the world map!

  • @NDRonin1401
    @NDRonin1401 6 років тому

    This is almost a country song.
    The Ballad of Bobbie Barnett

    • @VIK_1903
      @VIK_1903 6 років тому

      NDRonin1401 more like a blues, but agreed nonetheless

  • @bgaylor873
    @bgaylor873 11 років тому

    hahahahaha... doug!!!!!

  • @purplenurps
    @purplenurps 14 років тому

    3:58 shit i actually nearly pissed my pants

  • @AvangionQ
    @AvangionQ 6 років тому

    I met a Bobbie Barnett today ... must be a common name.

  • @TheGrapplingMonkey
    @TheGrapplingMonkey 14 років тому

    OMG... i read the story on you HP. Something simular happend to me.... Christian girl, with a boyfriend... lol... hardcorechristians XD

  • @andrello81
    @andrello81 8 років тому +1

    Wanted to like this, but since its 666 likes and 6 dislikes, I passed..

  • @kiwikatnz1
    @kiwikatnz1 6 років тому +1

    haha...

  • @DZMOST
    @DZMOST 12 років тому

    seems they had kid

  • @energeez
    @energeez 12 років тому

    wonder what she looks like

  • @elemental12345678900
    @elemental12345678900 12 років тому

    Joe Rogan`s podcast brought me here

  • @peppermintpaddy2
    @peppermintpaddy2 10 років тому +3

    nice little story,stanhope waxes lyrical about getting laid....i enjoyed it,and i dont even like stanhope!