Every time i watch Doug Stanhope, i find myself thinking: "if half the population thought this way, the other half wouldn't exist and we could all get on with our business"
+The Franklin I think I saw him in London about the same time as this show must have been made, I don't remember any of this material though. Then again, I had drunk a litre of vodka before the show, so I don't remember much of the material, period.
5:25 smoothest transition from a semi sober mimosa drinking Doug, to a sweatier more buzzed long Island Iced tea drinking Doug. (seriously watch the drink)
Thank you so much for posting this. I have all his albums, have seen hin live 4 times and still heard new material here. Sincerly thanks. Love ya Doug!
So true. He was totally hammered for this set and still managed to not only keep it together but actually entertain. It's a tough audience for is material as well.
@@hippydippy Dutch speak better English than most Americans but yeah maybe you need to be F**ked in order to appreciate his comedy, If my life was amazing I doubt I'll be here (That's a compliment to Doug!)
The Dutch just don't exagerate as much as Americans. They are just so fake, have to laugh over-the-top loud and have to clap all the time. It's much more pleasant to watch this way. Believe me, the show is being enjoyed and we are not shy at all.
Doug is the last of dying breed of comics.. I haven't found any comic that comes close that's still around. -George Carlin -Patrice O'Neal -Doug Stanhope The only one close now is Bill Burr.. I enjoy Louis CK, but he's not near the level of Doug far as content goes.
@@petesmith9475 Fair enough my friend, although I would prefer it to the warm summers over here (Macedonia). I was concretely speaking about women, and women can wreak havoc on a man far more than any climate could.
Ice cold crowd, but eventually he made them a tiny bit silly. Thing with Doug, he just keeps it rollin. people can be talking in the crowd, works better than the "all-ears" crowd with his steamroller style.
@@alteredbeast7145 Could you point me in the direction of the free drugs and sex..? Funny thing, apparently, on USA Today’s list of 25 happiest countries in 2010, Netherlands is on 5th place, UK 15th, America 19th. Sounds pretty miserable to me...
I have a bit of a problem with memory, you know, from drugs and youthful head injuries, but I always remember if I've seen a Stanhope set or not because of his awesome and eclectic fashion sense!
Doug is the only comedian I can watch again and again and never get bored. So many comics are either too politically correct or try not to be, but very few can pull it off. I’ve been lucky enough to see him live in London2018, but can’t find that performance anywhere. He was hilarious. Shame it wasn’t recorded
anyone else notice at 5:26 he takes a sip of a screwdriver (orange), the camera angle changes and it's now a brown (rum and coke?) drink? creative editing
Abortion (or avoiding pregnancy in the First Place) IS LITERALLY the greenest thing you can do for the environment and humanity. Congrats Doug for saying that.
Not really. Without a youth to work,old people will retire and there will be nobody to produce goods, causing societal collapse. Best thing you could do is just avoid modern medicine.
idcaf ...i don’t personally laugh with comedians and I don’t get it how people can laugh. They say seriously philosophical things with a greater point about life. Why laugh?
Stanhope underestimated the recording system of Toomler; i watched this at home, alone on my couch, cracking up out loud with a backup sound of audience laughter. Really good!
Doug is the last man standing as far as "philosophy meets stand-up comedy". I watch him for the drunken/spoken word aspect, rarely laugh out loud, and enjoy him more than I enjoyed Carlin or Bill Hicks. Hopefully, his drinking won't kill him (I drink a lot, but not near as much-he's only a year younger, too). I'd like to be able to enjoy his human activism for a long time.
I just saw Doug last Spring, he's still as edgy as ever. He did a bit I'll call "Are incestuous pedophiles playing the long-game when they get their wives pregnant?" which made you question your viability as a human while laughing your ass off. Which is the kind of thing that makes Doug so unique and worth every minute.
Somebody did a jerry seinfeld joke about him complaining about room service or flying first class and it reminds me of the flat jokes that most ppl make when they get famous
Got to give something to stanhope balls. He is looking out on a 6.2 feet crowd more muscle mass then fatt. Enough power to rip a bar off the foundations. He can be himself I respect it.
That's not the way the crowds looked in Amsterdam when I was there. There are a few of those people but it's not a very homogeneous population. I saw alot of Italians, Arabs, Russians etc.
That really worked for me! I was dying through that whole "I don't want to be that guy" part. Tough, but it had to be said! Here I'm almost seeing less of a comedian with jokes, and more of a very fringe political candidate, who I agree with on almost everything. OOps.
Women dont care about hairlines. I don't care if someone is ugly as fuck if he makes me laugh I love him. And It is my thought that it doesn't matter what you look like it's how you see that's important.
3:25 ... This is the dark side of a society free of sexual shame. When its considered just another ordinary part of life, there is none of the emotion or tension that triggers all the behaviors we find seductive.
this is positive because by the end of this every man woman and child left with any remaining self esteem they had left completely shattered and are now a collective version of me and that is true equality so you're welcome.
sean h Libertarianism has it's origins in Europe and begun as a Far Left philosophy, around the 20th century is when the right wing co opted the word. Right wing Libertarianism is dominant in the US, while Left wing Libertarianism is more prevalent in Europe.
If I ever share a clip of Doug or Burr or Hicks with someone who’s never experienced any of them, I invariably get something like this from at least one of them: “This is the most offensive thing I’ve ever heard. This should be illegal.” Cracks me up.
+Matthias Schulze I think they were. Especially for non-natives. This was recorded in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Never underestimate being non-native. Kind regards from Amsterdam
Wij spreken wel Engels , maar begrijpen lang niet alle woorden die Doug gebruikt. Hij had het bijvoorbeeld over een "deck"en een "slab" en dat snappen we niet helemaal. Dat bedoelde ik.
Goddammit! There was a video of Stanhope completely playing up the balding drunkard, with a hairpiece falling off (a clearly shaven head, which only makes it funnier), and I can't find it!
Every time i watch Doug Stanhope, i find myself thinking: "if half the population thought this way, the other half wouldn't exist and we could all get on with our business"
Half the population does think this way, it's just that the other half gets more shit done.
@@vorshack8968 ooh or so you said.
@@gotfullertlynnennenga4590 Republicans are a very industrious people and the left is at it's own throat.
@@vorshack8968 You know theres more to Earth than America
very Doug worthy comment...
that child porn joke is BRUTAL. imagine how many times that bombed before he got it right
Stanhope will be remembered as a philosopher
Like Carlin
There is a reason all the best comedians alive today say that Doug is their favorite comedian.
Love this guy, been lucky enough to see him live twice!!!
The Franklin Never seen him live but that would be great if I did. He is a true artist.
Reflection Ofpower I don't think he is a fool, I know he is.
+The Franklin I think I saw him in London about the same time as this show must have been made, I don't remember any of this material though. Then again, I had drunk a litre of vodka before the show, so I don't remember much of the material, period.
Me too.
5:25 smoothest transition from a semi sober mimosa drinking Doug, to a sweatier more buzzed long Island Iced tea drinking Doug. (seriously watch the drink)
redprospect51
Yeah, he said the set was an hour and twenty minutes. Blame it on the Dutch censors; who knows what gold we missed?
It's a pleasure to watch the man drink.
I doubt it's the censors, dutch tv doesn't give a shit. I guess it's a time issue.
redprospect51 Standhope is the alcoholic Jesus, turning vodka to rum with a mere sip.
Haha. Yeah. I didn't notice the drink change before. Lol
"Sometimes I'll take 2 laxatives and 2 downers and play chicken in my sleep" How did that joke not just destroy the entire room?
@Sveno V calm down , Sven.. easy, fella
@@klaytonvonkluge4905 shut up
@@pubbahubbabba 👿
There is two words and one expression in that sentence that i had to look up.
@Gareth fafard Only racist morons say "Eurotrash". The audience was actually pretty responsive considering English is not their first language.
"I didn't remember til you started crying". O man, I laughed so hard.
TooTall Tim..... I felt so dirty I had to shower! Lol
Nostalgic? Aha
Joe Biden said that.
That joke has been cut.... 🤔
@@markbaker5599 its still there, start at 7:35
Fuck yeah, Stanhope is the one true king of comedy. Funny as fuck and rocking Thrift Store Couture long before Macklemore tried to make it popular.
Fuck yea he was!
*****
The fuck are you talking about? I'd know if Stanhope had died, he's in my Celebrity Death Pool.
*****
Now you aren't even trying
+arbitterm He's retired.
He's too good for his audiences. This guy is wicked af!!!
he needs audiences full of degenerates .. even he knows lol
@@chyeaOGKush No. He needs an audience of his peers.
@@destined2sleep well he is your comedians favorite comedian, but yes he still requires degenerates.
Thank you so much for posting this. I have all his albums, have seen hin live 4 times and still heard new material here. Sincerly thanks. Love ya Doug!
The phone call bit is so good. he really goes off on one. Genius
he makes it look so easy
Always original even on an off night.
So true. He was totally hammered for this set and still managed to not only keep it together but actually entertain. It's a tough audience for is material as well.
It wasn't an off night...
doug is a magic man... he turns his drink from yellow to brown in 5:30 :D
This audience didn’t appreciate how good this set was
I thought he did pretty good considering it was Amsterdam. Probably a language barrier that didn't help.
I agree, tremendous set..
@@hippydippy Dutch speak better English than most Americans but yeah maybe you need to be F**ked in order to appreciate his comedy, If my life was amazing I doubt I'll be here (That's a compliment to Doug!)
Right?
listen to steve hughes talk about the dutch...
steve hughes was right about the dutch. they'll just stare at you until you cry if you don't bring your A game
+patrick miller Sometimes they enjoy it, they just are sort of socially shy to express it.
+patrick miller "No wonder nazis couldn't find that Anne Frank bitch." :)
The Dutch just don't exagerate as much as Americans. They are just so fake, have to laugh over-the-top loud and have to clap all the time. It's much more pleasant to watch this way. Believe me, the show is being enjoyed and we are not shy at all.
I dont necessarily believe that to be true. the loud laughing isnt exactly fakeness, its just different
patrick miller ja, natuurlijk.
Doug is the last of dying breed of comics.. I haven't found any comic that comes close that's still around.
-George Carlin
-Patrice O'Neal
-Doug Stanhope
The only one close now is Bill Burr.. I enjoy Louis CK, but he's not near the level of Doug far as content goes.
Above Beyond good list. I'd add Dave Attell to that list.
Kyle kinane
Lewis Black is also good IMO.
Big Jay Oakerson is also good
No comedian can put forth such thought provoking material as funny as Doug can.
This might just be the best Doug Stanhope set ever.
I find it amazing how he built a studio before he knew what it do with it
and ended up starting a podcast
I liked the completely genuine Suicide Girls reference.
As a Norwegian I can confirm everything he said about Scandinavia is true :(
That's a shame
Since when is having dignified, beautiful women in your nation a bad thing? Am I missing some crucial information here?
@@alphakodiak16 how about 8 months of freezing cold and no sunlight? Personally I really struggle with it mentally. (signed from north finland)
@@petesmith9475 Fair enough my friend, although I would prefer it to the warm summers over here (Macedonia).
I was concretely speaking about women, and women can wreak havoc on a man far more than any climate could.
@Marten Dekker Where did I type that I was against Scandinavian women retaining an interest in sex?
hey dude, i'm dutch and i'm still wiping the tears from my eyes.............................................
started with the sound off and reading the subtitles I thought...damn Doug had one to many before taking the stage
I have so much respect for Dutch television now.
Go watch Dutch Cinema and be amazed, like: Flodder(1986) or Schatjes or Mama is Boos, have fun, thank me later.
"You don't need me anymore...", priceless
Ice cold crowd, but eventually he made them a tiny bit silly. Thing with Doug, he just keeps it rollin. people can be talking in the crowd, works better than the "all-ears" crowd with his steamroller style.
"Alright I'll close on an awkward silence,"
Douggie you're my hero!
Somebody fuckin tell Douggie he's my hero.
MY RESPECT for the man skyrocketed when I heard that. Golden!
"I'll see you when i have better jokes" LOLZ how bout "I'll come back when you all have a sense of humor!"
"I'll close on awkward silence."
The man is a legend.
That was a tough room. But dutch ppl are kinda a puzzle humor wise
@@alteredbeast7145 I’m Dutch, I love Doug, I did not love this show.
@@Wnuwk my point exactly. You say you love humor, you have free sex and drugs, and yet are the most miserable country on earth
@@alteredbeast7145 Could you point me in the direction of the free drugs and sex..?
Funny thing, apparently, on USA Today’s list of 25 happiest countries in 2010, Netherlands is on 5th place, UK 15th, America 19th. Sounds pretty miserable to me...
I have a bit of a problem with memory, you know, from drugs and youthful head injuries, but I always remember if I've seen a Stanhope set or not because of his awesome and eclectic fashion sense!
Comedy hero, wow that piece mimic-ing the girls call to her best friend after meeting Doug, was perfect.
Doug is the only comedian I can watch again and again and never get bored. So many comics are either too politically correct or try not to be, but very few can pull it off. I’ve been lucky enough to see him live in London2018, but can’t find that performance anywhere. He was hilarious. Shame it wasn’t recorded
He’s back over here next month my friend. I hope to see him in Cardiff but he’s doing shows all over U.K.
Wooo! What a set. Thx 😎
anyone else notice at 5:26 he takes a sip of a screwdriver (orange), the camera angle changes and it's now a brown (rum and coke?) drink? creative editing
He said he was doing an hour and a half (standard headline set for Doug), but it was edited down to 30 minutes, standard for a TV show.
At the very beginning he says something about and hour and twenty minute set.. but the vid is less than half that... so ya some editing took place.
Leaping Weasel Stanhope is the alcoholic Jesus, turning vodka to rum with a mere sip.
Bartender dint mix it so when he drank the effect of that sip mixed it up. Sorry to burst your bubble.
what mix does that?
Abortion (or avoiding pregnancy in the First Place) IS LITERALLY the greenest thing you can do for the environment and humanity.
Congrats Doug for saying that.
even the vasectomy gets less public acclaim than it deserves. That's a good way to lighten the load this planet is taking.
black bird Or just get married. Lol
Not really. Without a youth to work,old people will retire and there will be nobody to produce goods, causing societal collapse. Best thing you could do is just avoid modern medicine.
@@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 woosh
@ blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrlrlrllrr Goods? Like uour belt that needs a new hole ripped in twice a month?
"he was wearing his balls in a ponytail" 😂😂😂
man wtf is wrong with the audience, his last bit was amazing and they were just so silent wtf
ESL
idcaf ...i don’t personally laugh with comedians and I don’t get it how people can laugh. They say seriously philosophical things with a greater point about life. Why laugh?
"I just don't have any good targets anymore..." Wait six years.
Stanhope underestimated the recording system of Toomler; i watched this at home, alone on my couch, cracking up out loud with a backup sound of audience laughter. Really good!
Anyone that doesn't have a full on panic attack/epiphany/doesn't give a fuck will never get Stanhope.
Doug is my therapist
Long Live Doug, a god amongst men!
Al Gore manbearpig is real guys, I’m super cereal 🥣
Hes not a god, he's the antichrist
Seems like Doug warms up faster in darker venues, but he's still *tha man*
So good. Every single word. That last bit was a real thinker though. I love this guy.
Anybody who says otherwise is just not listening.
@@smwrbd or not agreeing
That morning after drive home girl phone call bit was the funniest thing I've heard in a looooong long time
Yeah, coming to the northern Europe must be tough after the laughs he gets in the States. They love the show, just not gonna show it.
Doug is the last man standing as far as "philosophy meets stand-up comedy". I watch him for the drunken/spoken word aspect, rarely laugh out loud, and enjoy him more than I enjoyed Carlin or Bill Hicks. Hopefully, his drinking won't kill him (I drink a lot, but not near as much-he's only a year younger, too). I'd like to be able to enjoy his human activism for a long time.
We all need a little Stanhope in our lives. Hope I'll catch you the next time you visit these parts !
Sometime you don't laugh about funny truths you soak up ever word with a big SMILE
I just realized, you're kind of ike the dude from beetlejuice (the movie). Thank you for existing! Greetings from Amsterdam (we do STILL need you).
Just sweating out the liquor on stage hahaha
I just saw Doug last Spring, he's still as edgy as ever. He did a bit I'll call "Are incestuous pedophiles playing the long-game when they get their wives pregnant?" which made you question your viability as a human while laughing your ass off. Which is the kind of thing that makes Doug so unique and worth every minute.
Had I been in that audience, I would've been the only Dutch who would've laughed when he mentioned Glenn Beck.
Somebody did a jerry seinfeld joke about him complaining about room service or flying first class and it reminds me of the flat jokes that most ppl make when they get famous
Got to give something to stanhope balls. He is looking out on a 6.2 feet crowd more muscle mass then fatt. Enough power to rip a bar off the foundations. He can be himself I respect it.
That's not the way the crowds looked in Amsterdam when I was there. There are a few of those people but it's not a very homogeneous population. I saw alot of Italians, Arabs, Russians etc.
Brilliant artist at work....Bravo!!
That really worked for me! I was dying through that whole "I don't want to be that guy" part. Tough, but it had to be said! Here I'm almost seeing less of a comedian with jokes, and more of a very fringe political candidate, who I agree with on almost everything. OOps.
Stanhope is pretty decent-looking for his age though, he's not as gross as he probably thinks.
Must be good genes, because in theory he should look about 80
If it wasn't for the hairline he'd be straight up handsome.
Women dont care about hairlines. I don't care if someone is ugly as fuck if he makes me laugh I love him. And It is my thought that it doesn't matter what you look like it's how you see that's important.
How you see life?
In his podcast he talks about sleeping in his clothes and showering every 9days-fairly gross
@ 4:17 Such clear perspective as in the psychology of Shakespeare is uncanny especially in this day and age !
If this man is not your favorite comedian. I genuinely feel bad for you.
I always assume that last time I was so drunk I might not be invited back
"I thought he was famous. People were taking pictures." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Said he had the flu🤣🤣🤣
3:25 ... This is the dark side of a society free of sexual shame. When its considered just another ordinary part of life, there is none of the emotion or tension that triggers all the behaviors we find seductive.
That's a brilliant observation.
My favorite era of Doug
best comic today
Holy!... What a set! One of the best of all time.
Somehow I never heard this Doug Stanhope bit and I am now dying and laughter in front of my home to my apartment neighbors annoyance
this is positive because by the end of this every man woman and child left with any remaining self esteem they had left completely shattered and are now a collective version of me and that is true equality so you're welcome.
He is so sarcastic, I love it. One of his shows, "No refunds" is hilarious
The dude at 14:22 went from happy to personal crisis in the space of one laugh
i love the way europeans can appreciate doug's libertarian views as part of the comedy act without judging him
sean h Libertarianism has it's origins in Europe and begun as a Far Left philosophy, around the 20th century is when the right wing co opted the word. Right wing Libertarianism is dominant in the US, while Left wing Libertarianism is more prevalent in Europe.
If I ever share a clip of Doug or Burr or Hicks with someone who’s never experienced any of them, I invariably get something like this from at least one of them: “This is the most offensive thing I’ve ever heard. This should be illegal.” Cracks me up.
I'm making up for the crowd, laughing my ass off!
wow the drink changes color when he drinks of it. 5:23
Ate Veenstra
Yeah, he said the set was an hour and twenty minutes. Blame it on the Dutch censors; who knows what gold we missed?
Yeah it looks like some freakish magic trick. I was like: does he really drink thàt fast?
just over 16mins in you can see he has Jager and screwdrivers he is picking up from the stage swapping between.
Ate Veenstra It’s a reptilian shape shifter
They film multiple nights and edit the best parts together. Nothing is getting censored and you're not missing anything.
Every human in the world could fit in an area the size of Texas.
Doug Stanhope is A genius!
Doug is a gem
3:20 Scandinavian Women LOL, SOOOO TRUE!!!
Doug is smashed haha
The audience .at have not been laughing at the end but I bet they were like myself, grin ear to ear hanging in Doug's next word
I would love someone to make an avengers type painting with Doug stanhope, George Carlin, Bill Bur and Louis CK and Chappelle.We are so lucky for them
Well, you missed a whole bunch, but I can't forgive you putting in Bill Burr before including Bill Hicks.
thank you!
Just saw the video of him with the mullet...damn...diffrrebt guy...different comedy...
Stanhope is the man
Legend
Stanhope is god... at least I god I can believe in... you know he might take offense to that. Forget god, Stanhope is a good voice.
too many America references for an audience in Amsterdam. I'm sure a lot of it went over their head.
nhah not really. get over yourself.
i love that scandinavian line!DOUG rules
What I learned from the intro... "Europeans put cameras in the washroom."
Thats not true. As a European, i have never seen a camera in a toilet.
How does his drink change from orange to red half way through one of his early bits?
hmm audience not quite into this
think they were he just makes you think as well as laugh.
+Matthias Schulze I think they were. Especially for non-natives. This was recorded in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Never underestimate being non-native.
Kind regards from Amsterdam
+Matthias Schulze because they don't understand English for fuck, but they all say they do.
+Blatend Crude You're wrong jakubmarian.com/map-of-the-percentage-of-people-speaking-english-in-the-eu-by-country/
Wij spreken wel Engels , maar begrijpen lang niet alle woorden die Doug gebruikt. Hij had het bijvoorbeeld over een "deck"en een "slab" en dat snappen we niet helemaal. Dat bedoelde ik.
God Damn it #DougStanhope you're the best.
"the trench work"
"Let's go fuck something weird"
he said an hour and a half. is this edited down?
Dat intro music tho
Goddammit! There was a video of Stanhope completely playing up the balding drunkard, with a hairpiece falling off (a clearly shaven head, which only makes it funnier), and I can't find it!
QuartuvLarry "Doug Stanhope Show Part 1" or "4a" or "4b" or "5"
Excellent! Thanks dude!
It's from The unbookables.
Doug is a fucking comedy savage. Genius.
can i like this twice lol funny shit👍👍🖕🖕
he's so Epic