Doug Stanhope: Voice of America - JACK CAFFERTY DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
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- Опубліковано 15 лют 2010
- Doug Stanhope wants you to keep that shit to yourself in episode 5 of Charlie Brooker's Newswipe Series 2..."I'm Doug Stanhope and that's why I drink."
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Stanhope puts into perfect words everything I hate about this world. Every goddamn time. I fucking love this man.
This guy filled my emptiness after Carlin died .
yes!
13 years ago this was posted even MORE REAL NOW
1:56 An absolute precision F-bomb there. Never fails to make me laugh.
Hi Tom. This is Daniel, 10 years later. Do you remember considering buying Tesla stock when they will go public? Boy, you surely missed that out.
@@EUTalks im pretty sure tom is drinking his vodka and yogurt if you catch my drift.
i like how Stanhope gets me to care again by affirming that no one gives a shit. The project I worked on all year ended in huge disappointment yesterday. I was moping around until I saw this and laughed my ass off. Thanks Doug this drink is in your honor.
I always love a good rant and Doug is the best at the rant, and truth telling that really hits the nail on the head 🤪
'You think no-one cares? They actually don't'
Using yogurt after you take a shot of vodka when you run out of mixers is one of the most brilliant alcoholic things I've ever heard.
I went drinking with some poor Russians. They just mixed yogurt with vodka and made some abhorrent shot/mixed drink smoothie hybrid. Pretty awful, but if you drink enough, of course you'll deal with it.
Finishing the segment with the straw in his mouth is comedy gold
Note the "Bingo" box. What a romantic Doug is.
love it, you guys should totally get his new CD "From across the street"
Yay Velveeta Room! Way to represent Austin, Doug. Loved seeing you here.
Quality! Classic ranting delivered with venom and piss taking sarcasm. Very funny.
That man is my hero
i just stumbled on these and am praising the youtube gods.
Thanks
excellent!
Love this rant...Stanhope is on point!
I'm so going to write about this on my blog
Right on Doug! More power to you mate.
If only this video would blow up on the interwebz!
LOL as soon as he started talking about yoghurt i lost it
Doug Stanhope gives me hope that the world could change for the better
... oh really ?
From what I get from him, it's more like it won't.
I love this one. Also applies to youtube comments. Got to "get your opinion heard" lol.
These Newswipe segments are getting darker.
Doug Stanhope, I know you don't care about my opinion, but I enjoy your shit. I hope that doesn't ruin your whole fucking day.
+Docktor Jim I don't think it can...I doubt his day starts before 7pm. lol
ErizotDread I wouldn't expect him to reply to me at any time of day, but it would be nice if I got a message that said "seen".
Vodka and yogurt?? Vodka and yogurt?? Jesus, now I have to try it.
Anyone else enjoying the irony of the comments section? Show of hands?
Hmmm... vodka and yogurt. That sounds good; I'll have to make myself one of those now.
I think we already had a generation grow up who don't know who Howard Beale is.
genius
Clueless strong opinion, I love it!
It is comedy, and your post just proved it.
what is the name of the music in the background it just rounds the the video up its brilliant
Ha, I always thought that way about Jack Cafferty, but hadn't the courage to vlog about it, as Doug Stanhope has. What a brilliantly self-righteous son of a gun he is!
Mr Carlin would have loved Doug ! I sure as hell do.
Fuckin' Excellent.
@MortimerKahn I agree! but that's just our opinion...
youre right but hey, its his stuff. so lets just enjoy it. we dont need the play by play where youve heard it before.
Why do I have a feeling that Doug originally wrote this bit about Bill O'Reilly?
3% don't know
97% don't know how deluded they are about being completely uninformed
Doug Stanhope's material is not comedy, it's the truth about yourself that you chuckle in disbelief at that someone called you out on your shortcomings.
I thought we were friends.
Opinions are like assholes, beware sharing them with people you don't know.
Where's my bail out?
what pgoram is this?
i care about you Doug
ok...for your sake doug.. i'll keep it all in. all my opinions. i won't discuss it with my neighbors. won't type on myface and spacebook what i think... i'll keep it ALL in just to make you happy
@McNugget06 have you tried to understand what i mean?
@swampythefrawg Hey mr. frawg, Im sure you'll meet doug sometime if u truely intend to. Its not a problem stating your opinion and its nothing to frown upon. Yet to write out their 2 cents when not asked, can be quite unappealing. But for some its a stress reliever and i understand it. Unfortunately some tend to write false garbage to satisfy themselves, and for someone who hasn't met doug( renegrade wouldnt have said such things if he had meet him), just drives me all out crazy.
@muddy2 That is all? what, we're ending this delightful conversation. Im enjoying it, and i know you are. Of course Douglas isn't; he doesn't enjoy these comments. How you all continue to torment him with these "boring" comments. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
i smoked crank once that was partially made with buckshot. it tasted pretty fuckin bad. figured id share that with you
@swampythefrawg but i also like to apologize for the outbreak. Didnt mean to get you involved.
@KilluaXIII Have you listened to a word he just said lol?
@muddy2 yes, i know he would be thrilled. But, you think, since your his proxy, you think you could ask him to keep his comments to himself, too. That would be swell.
fuck yeah! this fucker has his say!
@TheReaperx54 fair enough. By the way i'm jealous of you, meeting doug, i live in britain so it's quite hard to meet doug, and that guy was a dick for saying it was boring, he'll not accomplish anything, but sadly i doubt i will, so ill just keep writing my opinion in blogs =(
Nobody cares what I think? I'm saving this link for brilliant comments on substack.
He'll find those blogs like Troy Holms. Like if you know who that is lol
I am a fan man, no shit.
rehash of the new cd...good stuff but nearly word for word.
DOUG = GOD (minus the U)
This rant is just an opinion.
i think he realises he's a hipocrite but doesn't care really. it's just entertaining.
What makes your opinions better than the people with blogs and facebooks or whatever? The news reporting people opinions is stupid, I agree. But I don't get why you discredit all these people with their own personal opinions. It's just part of conversation. Hell giving opinions is what you do for a living.
I don't disagree with anything you're saying really, I just feel you could have chosen your words better. But that's just my (admittedly) meaningless opinion.
CNN making the average man feel valued. Then again Doug makes me feel the same way with self-realisation haha.
The only acceptable alternative to the late great George Carlin.
2:27-2:35 ya know what i think? i think its the liberals that ruined everything lol.