Daniel: Yaaaay! Children and parents now have the power to instinctively find each other no matter where they are! Abusive Parents: Yaaaaay! Now we can find our victims no matter where they hide!
I did not think about that. I mean, obviously neither did Greg, but I'm not over here trying to magically fix everything wrong with the world in giant, stupid ways.
Vaultsurvivor 101 as soon as I heard that part the first thing I thought was “what about the people who abuse their kids?” Greg would explain it away with something along the lines of “I sought out and killed all the abusive parents in the world in an instant” had he not been so stupid to not see the flaw with his own god-characters decisions
CJCroen1393 exactly!! This new skill is awful!! Even if my parents aren’t abusive, I’d hate having my parents ALWAYS knowing where I am no matter what...
OK but Greg in his second book: "Verbal language is stupid, because it helps cause genocide" Greg in his third book: "Yeah, Daniel just committed mass genocide lmao"
Reminds me of when you play pretend with that annoying kid who just says “no actually I was too fast and beat you, no actually I have a secret superpower that makes it impossible to die”
God, I was thinking that the whole time. Greg is such a petty child that he has to make himself magically overpowered that nothing is challenging or interesting.
lol, you worded perfectly what i thought the entire time watching this!! we have all known a kid like that or BEEN a kid like that. the sad thing is that onision is a grown ass man who's STILL on that level
@Just A Random Person www.amazon.com/People-Things-Roberto-Pinchas/dp/172419142X/ Onision's books at least try to have a plot and he hired someone to make professional-looking covers. This uses a picture of a poster asking for kidneys as the cover.
Well the god in the book isn't the Christian God so I wouldn't say that's really all that inconsistent. But the fact that said god is the antagonist of the book and the main character sees his powers as god given, that is definitely bad writing.
Wild Card Bitches Yeehaw I’d almost argue his god in the book is a Christian one, while he doesn’t blatantly say it, if you recall the part about the pasture he does say the pasture is a Christian one, and other times he specifically alludes to Christian beliefs such as the trinity type thing. Then when speaking about the devil he says God made the devil up and passed it down, which the devil is primarily a Christian belief. You could say this isn’t the Christian god but the way Onision acts id say he had the Christian god in mind while writing this border-line psychotic manifesto. And it’s still very inconsistent taking everything into account
@@Hawksrule I agree, considering Daniel refers to God's flood, of which the Christian God is one of the only religions that the modern world gives credit to the world flood mythos(several other religions and cultures had glokd myths but nobody talks about it) translation: I dont believe that Greg is smart or cultured enough to know of other religions with floods so let's just assume its christianity.
I gotta admit, I didnt expect that the power creep of this book would build this fast I remember when Daniel was just fighting people, not aliens and assassins, and then death, and then god.
Theory: Daniel and Julia have a child: Theresa Sullivan, aka protagonist of the terrible book titled Empress Theresa. They give her to regular people because they seem like the type of people to do that. God-Mom is now a grandmother, so she'll spoil her granddaughter. Theresa is spoiled so much that she gets HAL's powers, can screw up the planet without consequence, and has everybody love her to a cult-like extent. But hey, that's just a theory! A BOOK THEORY! Aaaaand cut. (sorry not sorry)
Yeeees! It explains it all!!! That explains how weird the author of Empress Theresa is! He is one of Onion's characters that weren't thought through all the way.
@@jbones6930 ABOUT MICRO-GOD!: More Authors should study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'. Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System. THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best. That goes in General, but more specific for Krimson, who strucks me as someone who likes to write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems. So i highly recommend everyone reading this, but especially the Great Krimson himself, to learn about 'Nen'. When i hear from him about Micro-God, i just think about how much he would like Nen and what he could also maybe do with it. I think he should dive into Power-Systems; he would enjoy it!
@@pjnoonan1423 Judging from Onision's... *ahem* I mean Daniel's overall mentality, I would suppose that the Nazis would have him sent to the gas chamber first before the Jews, aryan or not.
"We have an overpowered fourteen year old, his overpowered reanimated corpse, going up against the last third of God." How... did he manage to make a fight that is *that* description... BORING?
I love how greg is so unimaginative with something as unique as a battle between two metaphysical all powerful deities and turns it into a generic slug fest
So: - Manipulating - Limiting contact with girl parents - Not being liked by girl father - Assuming he is always right and other people are wrong - Underage relationship Who does that remind us of now? Hmm... Cant wrap my Kombucha around it...
To me it seems like the "relationship" in Reaper's Creek is a gender bent version of his and Lainey/Kai's marriage, the "relationships" in This is Why I Hate You was to represent the arrangement they had with Sara or whatever else happened after Kai came out as bi and Abigail from Stones to Abigail is just his ideal and what he looks for in potential mates... But that's just my theory.
Morphing Taxi It’s telling that even him retelling the event in the book, he sees nothing creepy or wrong with a fifteen year old having sex with an eleven year old.
I swear everytime i see onision on UA-cam through another UA-camr (I would never give him a view count), I just want to punch him in the face so hard he'd have to eat soft foods for a week or get full dentures
@@jameswatson6876 this isnt mine originally but here is a pretty good one on the importance on punctuation and capitalization. "Let's go help your uncle, Jack, off his horse." "Let's go help your uncle jack off his horse"
@@milkwater1204 like I think this concept could work, showing how with that sheer level of power nobody could avoid becoming a monster, however Onision has about as much self reflection as a lobotomized cockroach
He's not an atheist, he tried to start a cult years ago. And despite claiming he didn't believe in it anymore, he still exhibits basic beliefs he made for the cult.
@@strawbebbiejam ABOUT MICRO-GOD!: More Authors should study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'. Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System. THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best. That goes in General, but more specific for Krimson, who strucks me as someone who likes to write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems. When i hear from him about Micro-God, i just think about how much he would like Nen and what he could also maybe do with it. I think he should dive into Power-Systems; he would enjoy it!
This story makes so much more sense if we just assume Daniel got knocked into a coma by the school bully in the forest aaaaaaaaall the way back at the beginning of the book and the rest of this is his fever-dream as his parents turn off the life support and he... (wait for it)... rapidly ceasing to exist!
No you dont understand this is one of the few times where I would actually take the it's all a dream then the fuck up that's this bo-booo-oooook no God dammit I can't call this shit a book, it's a mass of paper where the words are written with shit
When you said Daniel was setting out to fix society, I thought he was going to use his mind-control powers to take away all violent/pervy impulses from humans. That would be invasive but understandable. But giving people CLAWS and greater strength and NOT fixing those impulses? How is that going to DECREASE their ability to hurt each other? Also, making parents and children always able to find each other seems like a good thing until you remember all the abusive relationships in this book alone. Jeez.
Yep I was expecting something like "Make a Hive Mind" or "Make everyone live in peace". But no we now have fecking wolverine nails (with out the regeneration power). So yeah have fun cutting your nails with a grinder and slashing everything you accidentally scratch. Also orphans must have a great time ... knowing where... their parents are... even if they are dead.
I would need another toothbrush for my pussy teeth. Also could I eat or chew gum through my vagina? Is there a tongue there, too? Can my pussy teeth bite my pussy tongue? What about periods? I have a lot of questions about this.
Onision probably watched the movie Teeth when coming up with this. It's about a woman who has... well, sharp teeth in her vag. At one point she gets raped and ends up biting the guy's dick off. He ends up dying due to blood loss. Oh, and when she stands up, it just falls out. Like spitting out half a hotdog. She can't even control when to...bite.
Would those teeth need a dentist? And if so, how weird would that be? Does it start with baby teeth, are they retractable like Toothless? What would happen when giving birth? Would braces be required if the teeth don't grow well? I could go on, but I have so many questions now.
imagine harry potter killing voldemort and the dialogue is just “as soon as i realized who he was i killed voldemort so fast, his face fell flat in his noodles. 🤪”
@@rosesongoku6980 what type of pasta do you reckon that Voldemort likes. I'm guessing chicken alfredo. Maybe spaghetti with garlic salt, melted shredded cheese, and oregano.
Just think, if a GOOD writer got a title like "Reaper's Creek" it could have been like, a cool supernatural mystery like a creek that gets that kind of name because unexplained dead bodies of locals keep showing up in the creek or something. And that I dunno, the culprit is death itself and maybe the people of the town were doing evil rituals and sacrifices to extend their lives and cheat death and ol' grim's just able to get their job done thanks to something with the protagonist or maybe it's a way to get into both the ups and downs of death as a concept or something. ... instead that kind of concept and title will forever be associated with a story so terrible and mastabatory, I think onion boy may have literally been fapping to his ego the entire time...
I mean, I think Reaper's Creek and I picture a Nail Gaiman style short story of a creek where the water flowing is the sound of Death's voice that compells people to let themselves get swept away in it's current and become a part of it or something along those lines with maybe a first person narration from the creek reflecting on it's victims lives and circumstances right before death and the urban legend narrative that forms around that whole thing... alas, poor humanity, cursed with that being the title for Onision's book
Wait what??? I know I shouldnt be surprised at this point but I am very much surprised and disgusted. Why the hell does he need a sex doll, he has a spouse that still has female genitalia
I LOL'd hard when Krimson called 'The Body' the laziest name for a professional wrestler. Was he ripping on Jesse Ventura or does he not know there was a wrestler nicknamed 'The Body'?
Onision legit has a God complex. Probably why he hates religion, his Siseca cult failed so he's taking his frustrations out on religion. I'm agnostic and even I'm tired of his religion bashing
@@feralchangeling97 Nothing of that Greg is so untalented and useless that he just took some aspects from many popular religions and combined them into one The funny thing is that he still managed to be incoherent with his "religion's rules" and some of them just don't make any sense
@@feralchangeling97 Lmao, yeah. It's not surprising because he says tons of bullshit like these in his books as well, like constantly That kind of bullshit that makes you say:"But wait, you said this specific thing earlier on, the thing you said now doesn't make any sense"
@@startro0192 from what I can tell, Greg has a narcissistic personality disorder, anti-social personality disorder, and likely an Oedipus complex. And he wrote a book.
More Authors should study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'. Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System. THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best. That goes in General, but more specific for Krimson, who strucks me as someone who likes to write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems. So i highly recommend everyone reading this, but especially the Great Krimson himself, to learn about 'Nen'. When i hear from him about Micro-God, i just think about how much he would like Nen and what he could also maybe do with it. I think he should dive into Power-Systems; he would enjoy it!
As a Catholic we bash the church and make jokes about the church being filled with peeds but with anything follow the rule of three not the rule of three million onion boi.
There’s nothing wrong with atheism. The problem is 30-year-old men who complain about religion the way 13-year-old edgelords do. Atheists owe it to themselves to get educated about religion; if you’re going to not believe in something, it helps if you know what it is you don’t believe in and how it works. That way you understand WHY it’s bad, and if you don’t, your worldview comes from a position of ignorance. If you’re 30 and you’re still treating religion the way you did when you were younger and had first learned that atheism was even an option, you’re doing yourself and everyone in your life a disservice.
If you ever think you have an inflated self esteem, console yourself with the fact that you've never imagined yourself as a better version of God who gets laid a lot.
Daniel's girlfriend forgave him for murdering her dad, then giving them a coffin full of money as compensation But his mother couldn't for making his eyes explode once years ago, which immediately grew back 😔
The gross relationship between "Daniel" and Julia MIGHT be real. Check this out: Greg talks about his ex girlfriend Julia: ua-cam.com/video/sdfjjW5C0ow/v-deo.html time stamp: 0:52
I'm Jewish. Allow me to give my two bits on the subject: you shouldn't burn books, unless they contain material that might actually hurt people. Onision's books, 50 shades, the twilight saga, Holy Terror and Main Kamf are books can that can, will, or even have in certain occasions harm people. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
This book terrifies me not because of the pedophilia, but because this is a window into Onision's god complex. We have a child who would be a horrifying villain in just about any other work of fiction being presented as not just a hero, but a self-insert for the author. Onision is telling us that this is what he'd do if he had this power.
I read it as a sjw imbalance. Like woman are as strong as men and are equally respected and blah blah blah. Mainly because he uses the word "gender" instead of "sexes" but that might just be me.
I think Onision only hates the Christian God simply because he’s jealous of him the same way some 14 year old girl would be jealous of some famous celebrity. He just WISHES he could be God.
It's Onisions self insert Death Note fanfiction that's even more poorly written then a Wattpad Naruto fanfic and extremely bad magic world lore, I am crying!
@@mementomori771 I like to watch these while I write, so anytime my brain picks up on anything I'm hearing, I avoid writing similar things into my own work.
@@toxic_shr00m ABOUT MICRO-GOD!: More Authors should study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'. Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System. THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best. That goes in General, but more specific for Krimson, who strucks me as someone who likes to write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems. So i highly recommend everyone reading this, but especially the Great Krimson himself, to learn about 'Nen'. When i hear from him about Micro-God, i just think about how much he would like Nen and what he could also maybe do with it. I think he should dive into Power-Systems; he would enjoy it! I hope he dives into Power-Systems, as i know he would enjoy it and be good at it. And if he does, he should of course Study the King of the Discipline.
@@bubblegumbunny SORRY FOR BEING RANDOM, but: We have some real Issues on UA-cam. And we also do have the Reportbutton. The Flag-System. The Reportsystem... Go figure why i say this. I hope you can go and use youtubes searchbar either in a generic way ('H0t Lesbian babes lol h0t booblife lol') or in a more specific way: 'Normalizing N-dity'. The latter is an honestly crazy Channel that uses Body-Positivity as the most excuse-like Excuse I have seen in Decades: Go and see for yourself its its reportworthy. I wont say no more and leave the judging to you (though i still ask for help here and now), but just 1 'Hint': Look out for the Gender-Ratio. The Male-Female-Ratio and such... its very, very telling...
Wait no that's an actually interesting concept where a brain tumor could awaken some psychic god powers. That would take some actual work and thought. We can't have that around here.
Also, unless he also made human bones as strong as steel, those nails ain't gonna do shit for defense. They're just gonna get snapped off the skin like a twig on a tree.
_Reaper´s Creek is like a book full of images saturated with gore and chaos. You can stomach the cover, but the moment you try to open a single page, you´ll feel defeated, hopeless._
Lotus not 80s action Jesse Ventura, though, more like current Jesse Ventura. We’re talking conspiracy theorist, ghost-hunting, failed-governor-campaign Jesse Ventura
i'm just imagining a clown with big, goofy ass shoes, tons of makeup and a massive, fat, colorful dress holding a gun and looking at Daniel with a dead stare. They both look at each other for ten seconds or so, the girl is laying dead between them, the air is whistling It's hilarious
Just think “My writing might not be perfect, but at least I’m not a 30+ year old man with middle school level writing, writing about a manipulative, overpowered, blood thirsty, 11-14 year old Gary Stu who has sex with his 15-18 year old girlfriend that he may or may not have subtly mind controlled, oh and also... aliens”
I was really, *really* hoping that the twist was going to link back to the start of the book where he says "No, that didn't actually happen, I just imagine stuff like that," and the final line was going to be, "Oh, sorry. None of that happened. I just imagine stuff like that." If this was just a stream-of-consciousness rambling of a troubled eleven-year-old in his trapper keeper while he was bored at school it would've made *perfect sense*.
You sir or madam may actually hold the keys to the kingdom here. A way for an onision book to actually be... good. Or like, to make sense at least. What a huge missed opportunity haha
@@blueshell292 nah, I'm pretty sure he just admitted to making out with his cousin while she was sleeping one time. He said he just "kissed" her but it's Onision so let's be honest there was probably some full on molestation going on. His defense was basically that boys will be boys and that she was asleep at the time so therefore it didn't hurt her because she didn't even know about it. I don't know all the deets, I've just gathered these from other comments
So... Stones To Abbigale -> I am THE man This is Why I Hate You -> I am a HERO Reaper's Creek -> I AM GOD You can truly do the expanding brain meme with these books wth (btw, hi! I admit these books brought me here, but I've watched other reviews and I truly enjoy your channel. Thank you for your work c: )
“...But this assumes that Death itself is an evil thing...” Well for narcissists like Greg, Death IS a bad thing. That means that they can’t continue the show they think they inhabit and that no one can gaze upon their ever lasting glory. It also means that eventually they’ll be forgotten. Source: Experience with narcissists who use threat of suicide as a means of manipulation
@@xaldrortenderofthevats8948 Agreed. As a rule I never tell anyone to kill themselves save for very close friends that know I'm joking, but for Gruggles the Sad Clown, I may be willing to make an exception.
Biblical Daniel could totally take this chump down with ease. After all, he killed a dragon with Onision's true weakness: vegan food laced with pipebombs.
@@inkslaboratory3010 I'm Orthodox, so that chapter is canonical, but obscure. Discussing it is a good way to have everyone yell "neeeeerd!" at you. One of the churches that I attended was one of those, where different religions had to share the space in shifts. So, the Bibles in the pews had a bit of everything going on. Bel & the Dragon was in the back pages, right before those juicy Maccabees chapters. I was the perfect age for a murder mystery, dragon-slaying with lateral thinking, and a contest to see who could write the most metal rendition of some of the biggest bad-assery in history.
@@futonrevolution7671 PFFFT! IKR?! That chapter isn't canonical in my parents' denomination, but it's fun to read about. I also read the book with Asmodeus in it (forgot the name of the book). He's an absolute yandere. XDDDDDD
I just kinda love how this glorified self-insert crack-fiction begins like a way crappier version of Catcher in the Rye and turns into a JRPG halfway through
I can fix this entire book with a simple thing excluding the obvious errors and shitty descriptions: Have Daniel kill god's dad and in his final breath, have him say "And the cycle repeats.......". This will create a subversive ending that was less of a Gary Stu becoming a god but instead a boy driven to madness by his own powers. This will justify his actions as we see them get more cruel and brutal. Daniel resets the universe and makes a new one where everything is as he plans, The Body becomes the new grim reaper and the rocks are formed to give certain mortals powers that will eventually make them part of Daniel's army. The story can end with a simple child simply referred to as "the child" discovering it's powers the same way that Daniel did all those years ago in a final chapter told from the third person and it finishes by saying "like I was told, 'the cycle repeats'." Sure you'll need to make some extra tweaks to make this work organically but this can actually work in theory. In addition, a potential sequel could involve said child try and break said cycle. An actual underdog who gets corrupted by the same way Daniel was but eventually when he understands why all this happened (maybe through an interaction with The Body or Julie) he decides that if he kills god (Daniel), it will all happen again, leading to a complex dilemma. Let a mad god rule over everyone and everything or become just like said god and be separated with what friends he has. Edit: so with a few years of experience writing my own characters later, I have come with some more albeit minor details, even one that kinda can explain THAT scene (albeit it should still be cut down and toned down for the love of all that is sacred). So what if Daniel’s descent into absolute insanity and godhood was a case of a somewhat misguided boy getting increasingly arrogant as his views on good and evil slowly become more and more extreme as a result of his time with his powers fueling his expanding ego. What if all of this makes him crooked as he eventually begins to use his little hypnosis powers to gain favors and THAT scene could be followed by a moment of clarity in which he frees the people he hypnotized including Julie. This bit of clarity doesn’t last long. Juuust long enough for the reader to think that he’s gonna actually change for the better by forgoing his powers and hiding away. He’d probably fall back to his old ways via an alien attack in which at first he tries to kills as few people as possible yet the power trip was too fun for him to stop and he commits a genocide. That or it’s where the plot escalates to the “kill god” section. And when he becomes the new god, he spares Julie because he holds just a small sliver of pity for what he did to her. This could aid as a motivation for her regarding the whole follow-up book idea I mentioned earlier. Alas, as one of the replies here mentioned, Onision either isn’t creative enough or has enough humility to make a character who isn’t a shallow power fantasy self insert.
@@emilysynerellaeliza4382 : Sorry, no link, but I do know he once said he kissed his cousin while she slept. He claimed it wasn't a big deal because (and I'm paraphrasing, but only slightly) : Hormones, boys will be boys, teenagers, and she was sleeping so she didn't know so it's ok. Oh, and he wanted to date his first wife's 15 year old sister (when he was 18/19).
I really don't want to think about this but damn, why didn't he just get rid of periods??? Like, sure women have a set of teeth to castrate anyone who bumps uglies with them. (which I'm sure NO ONE AT ALL is going to abuse) But, can you imagine the extra upkeep involved with personal hygiene?? Like, what? Do women now have to brush their hoo-ha at least once every day? How do you even do that? What happens when women get their periods?? How badly is that going to get infected if it's not cleaned right away???? I >KNOW< I'm putting 2,000,000% more thought into this that Onision ever did. And I hate that.
You're an omnipowerful being that has to prevent rape. What do you do? Onion boy: Give teeth to vajayjays! :X xD Honestly, with how powerful he makes himself, wouldn't removing the thought of raping or all in all harming another being be easier?!? He can alter minds so would that be too difficult ? But then the plotline with the Sister/Mother god would have to change or be crippled and we can;t have that. xD
I've read a good advice in one Russian writer's blog. It goes like this: To understand how good or dumb your plot is, pretend to write a letter to some close person, like your mother, as if you've been describing them the whole plot. I don't think Onision would have any quantity of honesty to drop everything right after the kid uses powers for the first time, let alone the darn child porn scenes. I can't comprehend the fact that this garbage gets published and sold. It's literally another terrible fanfic you'd see on the internet.
@@captainfiri7619 ABOUT MICRO-GOD!: More Authors should study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'. Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System. THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best. That goes in General, but more specific for Krimson, who strucks me as someone who likes to write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems. So i highly recommend everyone reading this, but especially the Great Krimson himself, to learn about 'Nen'.
@@loturzelrestaurant Ooooookay...what does this comment have to do with the discussion? It's not about the blog or the video. You should've just posted that on Goodreads or Amazon or some other website that sells and/or discusses Krim's book, rather than on this UA-cam comment thread. Especially if you want Krim to notice that or some shit.
@@loturzelrestaurant Just because it doesn't really matter doesn't mean you should just do it. You wouldn't just pop in on an anime discussion just to post NHentai codes now would you? It's just jarring and makes no sense.
When you mentioned that Kull had a Daughter who remained nameless save for one nickname, my first thought was "please don't let her nickname be Booty as well" 😂
my 5 minutes of researching say that most paper comes from wood pulp. but even if you're right, corn husks shouldn't be wasted on onision books either.
24:03 There's a story in hindu mythology wherein someone gets a blessing that does 2 things:- 1. It gives him a long healthy life of 200 years. 2. It allows him to make anyone to sit on a particular chair as long as he wants when he wants. He can only do it once. Then, when Yamraj(The God of Death) comes to collect him he uses it it to pin him to the chair prevent himself from dying. This also prevents everyone else from dying. Hell ensues, and he eventually gives himself to Yamraj to stop it.
@@vinegar4556 Well yeah Light Yagami is a better person than Onision in my opinion--if Light were a real person I'd rather be stuck in a room with him than Onionboy lol I was saying that Onision wishes he were Light
So that's why I was getting flashbacks to "Light And Dark: Adventures Of Dark Yagami"! (For those of you who don't know - that's Death Note fanfic on par with My Immortal in terms of terrible grammar and general nonsense. Look it up. It's glorious.)
Fun thing is Onision's omnipotent Self insert would probably make a pretty intimidating villain Like a sociopathic kid with limitless powers who can rewrite the laws of physics sounds like some cool anime villain shit
Kind of sounds like that episode of Twilight Zone where the kid was overpowered and everyone in the town feared him so they do what he wants(also shown in the movie)
I don't think he would make for a good villain. He's omnipotent and can't be killed. There is nothing anyone can do against him, so any plot with him as a villain would be two pages long and end in "...and then he exploded their eyes. The end."
I have now spent about 2 1/2 hours watching a book reviewer that I have never seen before ripping apart a terrible book written by a creepy UA-camr who I have never heard of before. What am I doing with my life? Eh, oh well. Subscribed.
List of events portrayed in all three books that where claimed (by Onision and others) to have possibly occurred (or actually occurred) in Onion’s real life: 1. He did ask a girl in high school to “prove her worth” and go to school looking like a goth 2. Onision meet “Julia” when he was 11 and she was 15. They meet at Onion’s father’s church. While they were sleeping in a church retreat cabin (with many people in it mind you) she crawled into Onion’s bed and...well...let’s just say that the infamous scene in Reaper’s Creek is word for word what happened. Even how they woke up before everyone else the next morning and...”continued”. (Ewwwwwww) 3. Onion and his father had a fight in his father’s car while his father’s girlfriend awkwardly tried to take off Onion’s shoes (I don’t remember what the cops did) (Edit: Greg’s father, Randy, recently came out with his side of the story, clearing up a lot of things in regards to Greg’s childhood and how Greg was as a kid. I’ll post a link to the full article at the bottom of this comment, but here is his account of the fight: Greg, Randy, and Randy’s new wife were heading home from a road trip to Nashville when Greg started playing loud music. Randy asked him to turn it down but Greg became verbally angry and tried to leave the car. Randy in turn grabbed him to prevent him from escaping while his wife untied Greg’s shoes to take him off his feet. I think the shoes were an attempt to prevent Greg from running too far away.) 4. Got his ex-wife pregnant but unfortunately the baby did pass away while still inside her womb 5. Had a friend in which he based Davis on in Stones to Abigail who passed away (Strange Aeons critiqued the character Davis in her review, to which Onion thought she was insulting his friend, not the character) 6. In the air-force, he had to stay in a “cockroach position” for a certain amount of time while an instructor made fun of him and others doing this (this is a punishment, mind you) 7. His real mother was, for lack of a better word and I apologize in advance, just as bipolar like Daniel’s mom in Reaper’s Creek. She (allegedly) constantly flip flopped between dotting on her son and seeing him as the best thing in the world, to cussing him out and making it seems like he was the worst burden of her life. 8. Greg alleges that his real self did get into a fight with a boy who later died. It was in the 2nd grade. He had a crush on a girl and wanted her to be his girlfriend, thinking he had fallen in love. Another boy said she was his girlfriend, then Greg asked the girl if she minded if he beat the “boyfriend” up...and she said go ahead. A fight ensued, it was broken up, and two years later the boy died. Again, this is all what Greg claims, so take it with a pinch of salt. 9. According to Onision, his step-father smoked weed. Also, Greg’s mom told Greg that the step-father was abusive towards her. So that explains the heal turn for the step-father character in Reaper’s Creek: it must have “changed Greg’s whole world in an instant” once he heard that. 10. Greg claimed that his life as a kid was happy and fine. Then, when he was in his late teens, “his life became dark and depressing.” This is all that I can think of, but feel free to reply with anything I missed. Bonus: I think I figured out why Daniel’s name is replaced with “Greg” three times in the book. *It’s because Daniel is Greg’s middle name* Edit: Updated the list and wording Onision’s Father’s side of the story: www.newsweek.com/youtuber-onisions-dad-wants-set-record-straight-1495105
Holy shit. I thought that 2 was a creepy bad fan-fic where he forgot the characters ages but that actually happened in real life? That doesn't excuse but explains a bit about his world view now.
The writing from Onision genuinely gives me fond memories of the kind of scribblings myself and other children would write in elementary/primary school: incoherent, unexplained, poor grammar and spelling. In children, it has the innocence of someone that doesn't quite understand the world, how it works and how other people will think, read and react both for the context of the story and the reader. It is however, no innocence for Onision, more a concern.
Well true as it may be, I for one did not write about myself as an omnipotent being who solves all of the world's problems in a horrific violent way. If someone writes crap like this, then there is some serious issues with that kid's morality.
Daniel: Yaaaay! Children and parents now have the power to instinctively find each other no matter where they are!
Abusive Parents: Yaaaaay! Now we can find our victims no matter where they hide!
😂😂😂💀💀💀
Exactly what I thought!
I did not think about that. I mean, obviously neither did Greg, but I'm not over here trying to magically fix everything wrong with the world in giant, stupid ways.
Vaultsurvivor 101 as soon as I heard that part the first thing I thought was “what about the people who abuse their kids?” Greg would explain it away with something along the lines of “I sought out and killed all the abusive parents in the world in an instant” had he not been so stupid to not see the flaw with his own god-characters decisions
CJCroen1393 exactly!! This new skill is awful!! Even if my parents aren’t abusive, I’d hate having my parents ALWAYS knowing where I am no matter what...
HE TOOK HIS DADDY ISSUES SO FAR AS TO PROJECT THEM UNTO GOD HIMSELF I'M DEAD
Ty for making my night with this comment
Isn’t that what Tyler Durden did?
@@GigaChadh976 lmao
You are rapidly ceasing to exist.
Regina H Lol even Jesus had less Daddy issues
Finally we can say it boys.
Twilight is a better love story than Reaper's Creek
Twilight is better then any book Greg could come up with.
@@cheechang1877 Anything, even some BDSM rape Naruto fanfic would be better than anything Onion Boy could write.
@@LocalArsonist1908 what?
@Hannah Avila I am Reaper and I must ask can I tell you about my problems?
Fuc yea, twinkly vampires r better than this.
Onision literally used the “He went in creative mode” as the main plot point
Daniel is just a dude with command blocks in Minecraft
@@lam2142 someone tell Phoenix this.
That’ll sort Onion boy out.
@@lam2142 Ironically enough, the story about a group that gets access to a command block is far better written than whatever this is.
OK but
Greg in his second book: "Verbal language is stupid, because it helps cause genocide"
Greg in his third book: "Yeah, Daniel just committed mass genocide lmao"
i am starting to believe that onision is neil breen's bastard son
Next book, the main character is Hitler
@@TheAlyssa2469 will he do anything wrong though?
Bro ... What isn't verbal lauguage lmao is he literally just saying words are stupid
@@murciadoxial8056 That's an insult to Neil Breen
Reminds me of when you play pretend with that annoying kid who just says “no actually I was too fast and beat you, no actually I have a secret superpower that makes it impossible to die”
God, I was thinking that the whole time. Greg is such a petty child that he has to make himself magically overpowered that nothing is challenging or interesting.
BULROG HAS ALL THE POWERS. NYAH-NYAH-NYAH NYAH-NYAH-NYAHHHHH, NOW YOU ARE A CHICKEN!
He probably mains hitokiri in for honor
lol, you worded perfectly what i thought the entire time watching this!! we have all known a kid like that or BEEN a kid like that. the sad thing is that onision is a grown ass man who's STILL on that level
my brother is that kid
You and Strange Aeons have been too kind with all this onion boy lately
OMG yesss I watched hers the second it came out
It feels like Christmas
I know a guy who might know a guy who knows a guy with stuff you'd all find even more mockable.
@@scamlikely9964 that exists?
@Just A Random Person
www.amazon.com/People-Things-Roberto-Pinchas/dp/172419142X/
Onision's books at least try to have a plot and he hired someone to make professional-looking covers. This uses a picture of a poster asking for kidneys as the cover.
This feels a lot like how RPGs start and end.
First Mission: Investigate the Creak
Last Mission: *DEFEAT GOD*
Reaper's fantasy (feat. daddy issues)
No need to be mean.
Most RPGs actually have some kind of build up to killing God, Onision’s book seems to just jump to that goal randomly.
this just sounds like everhood tbh
first mission: talk to a frog
last mission: kill the fucking sun
Kirby games
All I can think of now is Persona. 😂
Greg bashes Christianity and proclaims atheism, yet calls his "gift" a god given one. Inconsistent rot
Whispering Jack and he talks about how great a goddess is.
Well the god in the book isn't the Christian God so I wouldn't say that's really all that inconsistent. But the fact that said god is the antagonist of the book and the main character sees his powers as god given, that is definitely bad writing.
Wild Card Bitches Yeehaw I’d almost argue his god in the book is a Christian one, while he doesn’t blatantly say it, if you recall the part about the pasture he does say the pasture is a Christian one, and other times he specifically alludes to Christian beliefs such as the trinity type thing. Then when speaking about the devil he says God made the devil up and passed it down, which the devil is primarily a Christian belief. You could say this isn’t the Christian god but the way Onision acts id say he had the Christian god in mind while writing this border-line psychotic manifesto. And it’s still very inconsistent taking everything into account
@@Hawksrule I agree, considering Daniel refers to God's flood, of which the Christian God is one of the only religions that the modern world gives credit to the world flood mythos(several other religions and cultures had glokd myths but nobody talks about it) translation: I dont believe that Greg is smart or cultured enough to know of other religions with floods so let's just assume its christianity.
he hates the abrahamic god because it's a threat to his own godhood
Greg in the Reaper's Creek Forward: This is just a book about me,
Greg in chapter 14 of Reaper's Creek: Here's how me and my clone would kill god,
I mean, maybe if you drop like, a couple kilograms of acid, you'd have a trip like that.
I gotta admit, I didnt expect that the power creep of this book would build this fast
I remember when Daniel was just fighting people, not aliens and assassins, and then death, and then god.
Greg: Me and my clone killed God. In this essay, I will-
"Also I became my own furry chadsona and am strangely romantic towards my clone"
Theory: Daniel and Julia have a child: Theresa Sullivan, aka protagonist of the terrible book titled Empress Theresa. They give her to regular people because they seem like the type of people to do that. God-Mom is now a grandmother, so she'll spoil her granddaughter. Theresa is spoiled so much that she gets HAL's powers, can screw up the planet without consequence, and has everybody love her to a cult-like extent.
But hey, that's just a theory! A BOOK THEORY! Aaaaand cut. (sorry not sorry)
*Pulls off glasses slowly.* _Dear..God. You're RIGHT,son!_
YES
Yeeees! It explains it all!!! That explains how weird the author of Empress Theresa is! He is one of Onion's characters that weren't thought through all the way.
@@jbones6930 ABOUT MICRO-GOD!:
More Authors should
study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'.
Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System.
THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best.
That goes in General,
but more specific for Krimson,
who strucks me as someone who likes to
write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems.
So i highly recommend everyone reading this,
but especially the Great Krimson himself,
to learn about 'Nen'.
When i hear from him about Micro-God,
i just think about how much he would like
Nen and what he could also maybe do with it.
I think he should dive into Power-Systems; he would enjoy it!
Genuinely a good theory
"nails became as strong as steel"
That sounds fun for anyone with ingrown toenail.
atleast the pain will be over fast
Oh fuck. That mental image makes me want to die.
Clipping sounds fun
Jesus..... Those poor lesbians
@@cheezyfilmsproductions1842 AKDHDKSKDLJ
When Daniel becomes "a different person" his hair turns from brown to golden blonde.
Daniel goes Super Saiyan.
Lotus wrong. dont forget krimson keeps saying he went into “god mode”. He is super saiyan god mode
Oh no, Daniel becomes the Ubermensch! Onision was actually a National German Socialist all along!
@@pjnoonan1423 Judging from Onision's... *ahem* I mean Daniel's overall mentality, I would suppose that the Nazis would have him sent to the gas chamber first before the Jews, aryan or not.
The ghoul has white hair now...
It actually said Daniel's hair was flowing, so he's basically Super Saiyen 3.
"It cannot get worse than this"
Do not tempt the Onion
Do it
@@anduro7448 you don't know what you're asking
@@tirzxh If i remember correctly someone said that he can do worse if he tried
Jake Miller aaaand it got worse
This comment did not age well he's making a new book.....about sex and it gets VERY detailed
"We have an overpowered fourteen year old, his overpowered reanimated corpse, going up against the last third of God."
How... did he manage to make a fight that is *that* description... BORING?
Written by a competent writer, that could be an excellent finale to a JRPG
@@heroofthewinds7765 written by a competent writer you have half a final fantasy game
@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
Or Tales of Xillia.
@HiddenDirector
This is what happens when you lack creativity...
@@heroofthewinds7765 Written by a competent writer, you have a soulsborne game
I love how greg is so unimaginative with something as unique as a battle between two metaphysical all powerful deities and turns it into a generic slug fest
Oh my bad i forgot that greg also took a being as vague as GOD and turned him into a physical being with daddy issues.
Mr. Grinns It’s rather telling.
So God of War done wrong. Ok, so Kratos was a mortal, but he had the power of a god.
@@WillieManga So, God of War
WillieManga except God of War was fun
So:
- Manipulating
- Limiting contact with girl parents
- Not being liked by girl father
- Assuming he is always right and other people are wrong
- Underage relationship
Who does that remind us of now? Hmm... Cant wrap my Kombucha around it...
To me it seems like the "relationship" in Reaper's Creek is a gender bent version of his and Lainey/Kai's marriage, the "relationships" in This is Why I Hate You was to represent the arrangement they had with Sara or whatever else happened after Kai came out as bi and Abigail from Stones to Abigail is just his ideal and what he looks for in potential mates...
But that's just my theory.
Morphing Taxi It’s telling that even him retelling the event in the book, he sees nothing creepy or wrong with a fifteen year old having sex with an eleven year old.
My ex? 😂
I'm sure he'd like to kill Taylor's father too.
I swear everytime i see onision on UA-cam through another UA-camr (I would never give him a view count), I just want to punch him in the face so hard he'd have to eat soft foods for a week or get full dentures
"There are a number of ways to kill a child, God. It's not that difficult!"
-KrimsonRogue
Quote's out of context are the best.
Especially if you move the comma.
"There are a number of ways to kill a child. God, it's not that difficult"
@@jameswatson6876 And that is why punctiuation is important. Amen.
@@jameswatson6876 this isnt mine originally but here is a pretty good one on the importance on punctuation and capitalization.
"Let's go help your uncle, Jack, off his horse."
"Let's go help your uncle jack off his horse"
@@left-2-write28 also a lesson in capitalization
I just love this comment chain
Ironic how an atheist is so obsessed with playing God.
An atheist who accuses God of forcing his will on humans forces his will on humans when he becomes God
@@milkwater1204 like I think this concept could work, showing how with that sheer level of power nobody could avoid becoming a monster, however Onision has about as much self reflection as a lobotomized cockroach
@@operleutnant7235 it already has worked. Have you watched Bruce Almighty?
He's not an atheist, he tried to start a cult years ago. And despite claiming he didn't believe in it anymore, he still exhibits basic beliefs he made for the cult.
He's only an atheist because he wants to be God.
First Miss Æons yesterday and now Krimson?
Y E S
CHOPPED BE THOSE ONIONS
Chocolate Gore i know we are so blessed today
amen
Dawn yes, yes we were and amen for that
I came home to this after a busy shift at work. It was strangely therapeutic.
@@strawbebbiejam ABOUT MICRO-GOD!:
More Authors should
study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'.
Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System.
THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best.
That goes in General,
but more specific for Krimson,
who strucks me as someone who likes to
write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems.
When i hear from him about Micro-God,
i just think about how much he would like
Nen and what he could also maybe do with it.
I think he should dive into Power-Systems; he would enjoy it!
This story makes so much more sense if we just assume Daniel got knocked into a coma by the school bully in the forest aaaaaaaaall the way back at the beginning of the book and the rest of this is his fever-dream as his parents turn off the life support and he... (wait for it)... rapidly ceasing to exist!
Hey. That would actually save the Plot!
No you dont understand this is one of the few times where I would actually take the it's all a dream then the fuck up that's this bo-booo-oooook no God dammit I can't call this shit a book, it's a mass of paper where the words are written with shit
highkey one of the only times "and then i woke up" would save the book
Accepted
Humanity: Twilight has the worst love story in fiction
Onision: hold my beer
But be prepared for the rant about how evil alcohol is
Hold my la croix
I could write a worse love story in this reply section if you want me to
@@truetransoul586 do iT!
Still, Twilight was published by a real publishing house.
So it is still the worst in that aspect.
When you said Daniel was setting out to fix society, I thought he was going to use his mind-control powers to take away all violent/pervy impulses from humans. That would be invasive but understandable. But giving people CLAWS and greater strength and NOT fixing those impulses? How is that going to DECREASE their ability to hurt each other? Also, making parents and children always able to find each other seems like a good thing until you remember all the abusive relationships in this book alone. Jeez.
Yep I was expecting something like "Make a Hive Mind" or "Make everyone live in peace".
But no we now have fecking wolverine nails (with out the regeneration power).
So yeah have fun cutting your nails with a grinder and slashing everything you accidentally scratch.
Also orphans must have a great time ... knowing where... their parents are... even if they are dead.
Well to be fair the only way to stop a bad guy with razor sharp steel claws for fingernails is a good guy with razor sharp steel claws for fingernails
@@TheTdw2000 I wasn't entirely clear on this detail, but are the steel nails for women only, or did Greg grant them to both?
@@saulesalejos4483 What I wanna know is, does it give the grandparents the ability to find their children and grandchildren?
Not to mention how weird it would be after your son is 18, like you just instinctively know your son is at his gfs house at midnight.
Dude if I woke up with teeth in my vag I would not be thanking *anyone*
...Not a sentence I ever imagined myself saying
I would need another toothbrush for my pussy teeth. Also could I eat or chew gum through my vagina? Is there a tongue there, too? Can my pussy teeth bite my pussy tongue? What about periods?
I have a lot of questions about this.
Onision probably watched the movie Teeth when coming up with this. It's about a woman who has... well, sharp teeth in her vag. At one point she gets raped and ends up biting the guy's dick off. He ends up dying due to blood loss. Oh, and when she stands up, it just falls out. Like spitting out half a hotdog.
She can't even control when to...bite.
Would those teeth need a dentist? And if so, how weird would that be?
Does it start with baby teeth, are they retractable like Toothless?
What would happen when giving birth?
Would braces be required if the teeth don't grow well?
I could go on, but I have so many questions now.
Me too
Well... your butt didn't eat your tong. It was the pussy... (okay... I'm so done with his words... my mind is blowing)
imagine harry potter killing voldemort and the dialogue is just
“as soon as i realized who he was i killed voldemort so fast, his face fell flat in his noodles. 🤪”
Sound terribly like something that would be written in "my immortal" tbh, but like, without typos
The funniest part is that Voldemort was enjoying noodles to begin with.
@@rosesongoku6980 what type of pasta do you reckon that Voldemort likes. I'm guessing chicken alfredo. Maybe spaghetti with garlic salt, melted shredded cheese, and oregano.
@@left-2-write28 Definitely with some meatballs
@@left-2-write28 Sounds about right to me.
"The grim reaper has come to kill our main character."
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
I'll bring the popcorn
If he does, then the Grim Reaper is the real hero of the story.
If the main character dose die in the story than that would be the most happiest ending ever
@@ExAid21 that wouldve been a really good ending death appears and He just dies, Power means nothing before death
Don't you mean the
.
.
.
Krim reaper?
2:24 Oh, right, the assassin. The assassin for Julia. The assassin chosen specifically to kill Julia. Julia's assassin.
I read that in Kronk's voice ngl lol
HES WEARING GLOVES
HES SUCH A
and I can't stress this enough
SAVAGE
@Gee Gonzalez I mean you gotta point ngl
Did you watch part one? He started wearing them after the CP scene and he said “Nope! Y’all need Jesus!” 😂
@@luvrgrl32 dang guess i forgot
Omg! I just realized he was wearing those! A-ma-zing!
I spit out my water as soon as I saw he was wearing gloves lmaaaoooo
Just think, if a GOOD writer got a title like "Reaper's Creek" it could have been like, a cool supernatural mystery like a creek that gets that kind of name because unexplained dead bodies of locals keep showing up in the creek or something. And that I dunno, the culprit is death itself and maybe the people of the town were doing evil rituals and sacrifices to extend their lives and cheat death and ol' grim's just able to get their job done thanks to something with the protagonist or maybe it's a way to get into both the ups and downs of death as a concept or something.
... instead that kind of concept and title will forever be associated with a story so terrible and mastabatory, I think onion boy may have literally been fapping to his ego the entire time...
i want this written now.
@@StardustLegend I second this
Determination I third this
fourth it
I mean, I think Reaper's Creek and I picture a Nail Gaiman style short story of a creek where the water flowing is the sound of Death's voice that compells people to let themselves get swept away in it's current and become a part of it or something along those lines with maybe a first person narration from the creek reflecting on it's victims lives and circumstances right before death and the urban legend narrative that forms around that whole thing... alas, poor humanity, cursed with that being the title for Onision's book
let’s not forget the fact that onion has a “doll” for lewd purposes that he called julia so......
Wait what??? I know I shouldnt be surprised at this point but I am very much surprised and disgusted. Why the hell does he need a sex doll, he has a spouse that still has female genitalia
@@left-2-write28 "Still has female genitalia" is the most hilarious and the most horrifying thing Ive read so far
@@SinWeissfell its surprising what you'll stumble into where Gruggles is concerned.
@@left-2-write28 Your comment is up there with someone mentioning "Giggle zones" in the angriest voice. You did well, I'm proud of you
@@SinWeissfell haha. Thank you!! that genuinely made my day(night)
"A man who looked like what most anyone would imagine God to be." ... So... Morgan Freeman?
The basterd he killed Morgan Freeman
Three years later, this comment still got a well-earned grin out of me.
"After The Body killed God, he ran for Governor of Minnesota and won."
Jesse Ventura vs God in a Hell in A Cell match.
@@Xehanort10 The winner faces Vince at Backlash
Lol please no. We don't want him
@@makaylahegg9264 Wasn't he your governor?
I LOL'd hard when Krimson called 'The Body' the laziest name for a professional wrestler. Was he ripping on Jesse Ventura or does he not know there was a wrestler nicknamed 'The Body'?
The Anti-Onision Literature Club is being blessed all over these past two days huh?
@@firstname_lastname840 Oh how I wish Monika was here to delete him from existence
Onision makes me want to commit Sayori
Jen M
You mean make him rapidly cease to exist?
Can't wait for him to write a 4th book...
Onision legit has a God complex. Probably why he hates religion, his Siseca cult failed so he's taking his frustrations out on religion.
I'm agnostic and even I'm tired of his religion bashing
What kinda stuff did his cult have? Black leather robes? Ceremonial black eyeliner? Prayers to the darkness from the comic The Darkness?
@@feralchangeling97 Nothing of that
Greg is so untalented and useless that he just took some aspects from many popular religions and combined them into one
The funny thing is that he still managed to be incoherent with his "religion's rules" and some of them just don't make any sense
@@startro0192 like "don't cheat on your spouse unless you're horny" type of rules? That sounds a lot like him.
@@feralchangeling97 Lmao, yeah.
It's not surprising because he says tons of bullshit like these in his books as well, like constantly
That kind of bullshit that makes you say:"But wait, you said this specific thing earlier on, the thing you said now doesn't make any sense"
@@startro0192 from what I can tell, Greg has a narcissistic personality disorder, anti-social personality disorder, and likely an Oedipus complex. And he wrote a book.
Anyone who questions why God let's bad things happen to the people he made has clearly never played the sims
More Authors should
study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'.
Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System.
THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best.
That goes in General,
but more specific for Krimson,
who strucks me as someone who likes to
write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems.
So i highly recommend everyone reading this,
but especially the Great Krimson himself,
to learn about 'Nen'.
When i hear from him about Micro-God,
i just think about how much he would like
Nen and what he could also maybe do with it.
I think he should dive into Power-Systems; he would enjoy it!
@@loturzelrestaurant Who asked
Oh fu*k we’re screwed!
we are all god's sims and he has left us in a pool without a ladder
@Aditya Chavarkar no
"Dude, enough with the religion bashing." -Me, an atheist
Agreed, and I'm also an atheist.
You don’t need to be a Christian to get annoyed with how far up his own ass he is
As a Catholic we bash the church and make jokes about the church being filled with peeds but with anything follow the rule of three not the rule of three million onion boi.
Athiest too. I'm a person of science, but YEESH. People are allowed to have faith in whatever they went, Onion Boy!
There’s nothing wrong with atheism. The problem is 30-year-old men who complain about religion the way 13-year-old edgelords do. Atheists owe it to themselves to get educated about religion; if you’re going to not believe in something, it helps if you know what it is you don’t believe in and how it works. That way you understand WHY it’s bad, and if you don’t, your worldview comes from a position of ignorance. If you’re 30 and you’re still treating religion the way you did when you were younger and had first learned that atheism was even an option, you’re doing yourself and everyone in your life a disservice.
“There are a number of ways to kill a child, God; it’s not that difficult!” - Krimson, 2019
#In a sing-song voice# "It gets dumbeeerrr!" -also Krimson, 2019
"Nothing becomes of it!" - Also also Krimson
“It gets worse!” Also also also Krimson
I mean he's right, it's VERY simple to kill a child
@@dodojesus4529 Right? Like five minutes unsupervised in a pool should have done it.
If you ever think you have an inflated self esteem, console yourself with the fact that you've never imagined yourself as a better version of God who gets laid a lot.
Halloween Man That’s not how you use the word “consolidate,” buddy. You’re looking for “console.”
Zero Blackwing Still better writing quality than Onionboi
You don’t know my kinks.
[Sarcasm]
You don't know me! You don't know what I can do!
You have no idea how high I can fly
"There are a number of ways you can kill a child god, It's not that dificult" Is a sentence i never thought i would hear in a book review.
I dare Onision to try that with an Atropal, a D&D undead unborn child god. Those things are like, CR20 above...
Old Testament God had no problem murdering children. PLOT HOLE.
There should be a comma before god.
@@RobertMcBride-is-cool was gonna comment the same thing but I like how the comment works either way.
Someone didn’t watch Hercules.
"It's not that hard to kill a child, God." paraphrased is one of the funnies things I've ever heard lmao
@@oianony7098 plz explain it
@@oianony7098 oh thanks ,i get it now and it is funny.
I laughed so hard!
Tenth Plague time
Daniel's girlfriend forgave him for murdering her dad, then giving them a coffin full of money as compensation
But his mother couldn't for making his eyes explode once years ago, which immediately grew back 😔
1 like = 1 prayer
The worst part is that she didn't even know he was responsible for it
The gross relationship between "Daniel" and Julia MIGHT be real.
Check this out:
Greg talks about his ex girlfriend Julia: ua-cam.com/video/sdfjjW5C0ow/v-deo.html time stamp: 0:52
@@amatsukiko
That is phrased suspiciously like clickbait
@@sadrabbit53 it ain't clickbait though, since I usually don't wanna give onion son any additional view
Think about this:
Onison thought this book was worth actual MONEY
He thought this book was worth MONEY
worse: he actually MADE money off of this book
Certainly was worth the money with all the hate reading!
Data point of one: I put it in my kiln and found it makes decent charcoal.
Unprofessional Professor normally I’m against book burning but this “book” is only useful as fire
I'm Jewish. Allow me to give my two bits on the subject: you shouldn't burn books, unless they contain material that might actually hurt people. Onision's books, 50 shades, the twilight saga, Holy Terror and Main Kamf are books can that can, will, or even have in certain occasions harm people.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
This book terrifies me not because of the pedophilia, but because this is a window into Onision's god complex. We have a child who would be a horrifying villain in just about any other work of fiction being presented as not just a hero, but a self-insert for the author. Onision is telling us that this is what he'd do if he had this power.
youtube replaces onision with onii-san in the subtitles. this makes me very uncomfortable
Weeb trash
Jk, me too actually.
Great. Now UA-cam is a goddam weeb.
God Is Dead
gotta throw the whole website away
@@peachikiru Yëp.
"there was no longer an imbalance in the sexes"
Did Onision just make Mpreg real?
Ooh the fandoms would be a HELLFIRE.
I read it as a sjw imbalance. Like woman are as strong as men and are equally respected and blah blah blah. Mainly because he uses the word "gender" instead of "sexes" but that might just be me.
@@corruptangel6793 No no, definitely mpreg
Please. Only good thing he'd ever do is give my bff the ability to have a baby of his own
@Hannah Avila Thank you, I appreciate the well-wish for him
I think Onision only hates the Christian God simply because he’s jealous of him the same way some 14 year old girl would be jealous of some famous celebrity. He just WISHES he could be God.
Elizabeth Meyers hit the nail on the head
bingo
Elizabeth Meyers theory: onision is deity kin
Yeah. Onision is a megalomaniac. But he's not Jesus and he's not fucking Elvis. He has to step down.
I think that is about to be done already.
He’s not an atheist. He believes in God but he just fucking hates God xD
It's Onisions self insert Death Note fanfiction that's even more poorly written then a Wattpad Naruto fanfic and extremely bad magic world lore, I am crying!
Me before watching this: My writing is terrible, I'll never finish my story!
Me after watching this: Never mind, I can't possibly be worse than this.
I watch these when I'm writing and start to fill like I'm bad
@@mementomori771 I like to watch these while I write, so anytime my brain picks up on anything I'm hearing, I avoid writing similar things into my own work.
@@toxic_shr00m ABOUT MICRO-GOD!:
More Authors should
study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'.
Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System.
THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best.
That goes in General, but more specific for Krimson,
who strucks me as someone who likes to
write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems.
So i highly recommend everyone reading this,
but especially the Great Krimson himself,
to learn about 'Nen'.
When i hear from him about Micro-God,
i just think about how much he would like
Nen and what he could also maybe do with it.
I think he should dive into Power-Systems; he would enjoy it!
I hope he dives into Power-Systems,
as i know he would enjoy it and be good at it.
And if he does, he should of course Study the King of the
Discipline.
For real. The shitty novella I wrote when I was thirteen is better than this, which is impressive, because it was BAD.
@@bubblegumbunny SORRY FOR BEING RANDOM, but:
We have some real Issues on UA-cam. And we also do have the Reportbutton. The Flag-System. The Reportsystem...
Go figure why i say this.
I hope you can go and use youtubes searchbar either in a generic way ('H0t Lesbian babes lol h0t booblife lol') or in a more specific way: 'Normalizing N-dity'.
The latter is an honestly crazy Channel that uses Body-Positivity as the most excuse-like Excuse I have seen in Decades:
Go and see for yourself its its reportworthy.
I wont say no more and leave the judging to you (though i still ask for help here and now),
but just 1 'Hint':
Look out for the Gender-Ratio.
The Male-Female-Ratio and such... its very, very telling...
Government uses Onision's books to torture terrorists into giving away location of their base.
I think I would rather have the water boarding.
This is a crime against humanity
That is against the Geneva convention
*inside, how the CIA torture and interrogate prisoners*
Naw...that’s Empress Theresa’s job
when he started explaining the black stone i couldn’t stop laughing because the only thing i could think of was a brain tumor
Wait no that's an actually interesting concept where a brain tumor could awaken some psychic god powers. That would take some actual work and thought. We can't have that around here.
In the wise words of Peter Griffin
“I’m a tumor, I’m a tumor, I’m a tumor~”
@8:43: Which Captain Marvel?
Bloodborne.
@@averin5193 uh-
no one:
greg: god bad
"god bad, dad bad"
"god bad, dad bad, own writing bad"
God bad, Dad bad, me mad, world sad.
Daniel Pettingale I’m WHERZING
God rapist
Dad predator
When he was crashing through yards I imagined him T-posing with his legs closed. Just sliding hundreds of miles.
"Fingernails became strong as steel."
Man, that's gonna be some tough manicures in the future.
*puts on a wielding mask* buckle up, Samantha
No manicures, you just go to the hardware store and buy the strongest saw you can find
Also, unless he also made human bones as strong as steel, those nails ain't gonna do shit for defense. They're just gonna get snapped off the skin like a twig on a tree.
Poor Julia.
do they still grown n u just can't cut them?? seems dangerous
_Reaper´s Creek is like a book full of images saturated with gore and chaos. You can stomach the cover, but the moment you try to open a single page, you´ll feel defeated, hopeless._
Even that can be done tastefully, look at Berserk. And that has a much better "go fight god" plot than this mockery of a book
For all of the “shock value”’ in this book, it’s incredibly boring.
Greg is the only writer in the world that could ever make killing God this boring.
@@left-2-write28 almost impressibg but in a badway
"I laughed and grabbed her by the throat."
- Joker (2019, dir. Todd Phillips)
I really was expecting it to say "Why so serius?"
But maybe that's just my sanity leaving my body as this story goes on.
“But wait, it gets dumber!”
This entire book, summed up
But wait, there's more!
@@skankyassmarty220 butt weight, theirs moar
I feel like "time for punishment" sums it up even better, personally.
I keep picturing The Body as completely limp, limbs flapping in the wind as it flies through the air.
I imagine it as like a head less torso with arms that spins like a helicopter to fly in a t-pose position
I keep picturing The Body as Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
I personally pictured him as Daniel’s finger puppet
Oh god that's brilliant
Lotus not 80s action Jesse Ventura, though, more like current Jesse Ventura. We’re talking conspiracy theorist, ghost-hunting, failed-governor-campaign Jesse Ventura
"This thing looked like what most anyone would imagine it looking like"'
SUCH DESCRIPTION
SUCH CREATIVITY
Omg
Imagine if you will, something you might imagine.
*DESCRIPTION
100*
*
CREATIVITY 100*
Then gods sister is described as indescribable.
The structure of the sentence just makes me cringe reading it "most anyone"? Lmao am I just weird or does that not sound right?
"he was wearing a funny costume, i bet he thought highly of himself"
1) WHAT
2) THIS GUY SHOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND THIS IS WHAT YOU SAY?
i'm just imagining a clown with big, goofy ass shoes, tons of makeup and a massive, fat, colorful dress holding a gun and looking at Daniel with a dead stare. They both look at each other for ten seconds or so, the girl is laying dead between them, the air is whistling
It's hilarious
I think that, if you read his books in order, you can see the true story he's telling of a man slowly losing his mind.
Looks like the end result of a narcissist that developed a bath salt addiction.
Whywestillhere? Not just bath salts.
More like meth laced with LSD
I dunno how slow it is. Seems to have sped up recently. :(
The man slowly losing his mind is the reader lmfao
can't wait to feel even better as a writer.
I'm sure you're an amazing writer so heck yeah feel good about yourself ^^
ain't that the truth
Just think
“My writing might not be perfect, but at least I’m not a 30+ year old man with middle school level writing, writing about a manipulative, overpowered, blood thirsty, 11-14 year old Gary Stu who has sex with his 15-18 year old girlfriend that he may or may not have subtly mind controlled, oh and also... aliens”
No kidding, I always think my writing is bad till I hear this.
Makes my 15 year old dyslexic fan fiction seem like a published professional work.
I was really, *really* hoping that the twist was going to link back to the start of the book where he says "No, that didn't actually happen, I just imagine stuff like that," and the final line was going to be, "Oh, sorry. None of that happened. I just imagine stuff like that."
If this was just a stream-of-consciousness rambling of a troubled eleven-year-old in his trapper keeper while he was bored at school it would've made *perfect sense*.
New head canon, Daniel just wrote a Bible self-insert fan-fiction.
You sir or madam may actually hold the keys to the kingdom here. A way for an onision book to actually be... good. Or like, to make sense at least. What a huge missed opportunity haha
"And then I woke up".
This says "The Bibble."
Daniel: YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!
Just realizing he's wearing gloves like the book is a biohazard
A mental biohazard
@@truecassowary8320an infohazard
@@truecassowary8320thats called a cognitohazard
"but wait, it gets dumber" may as well have been the title of the book
Might as well make that a story in the far future, thanks for the idea
Naming my autobiography this
The title should just be "I killed God, his Fart Dad, and Aliens."
Being a victim doesn't make a character an underdog by default
Nor is it meant to be their sole character trait. I dont think Gruggle gets that yet.
Daniel is literally a fucking God, he's not an underdog and he's not a victim for very long.
This book should be called, "The Edgelord's Guide To Atheism."
As an edgelord atheist im offended
Perfect title, sums this all up.
QUEEN FAMOUS then i guess it's "The wannbe edgelord's guide to atheism"
Greg isn’t even atheist at this point. He’s just straight up antitheist
@@Sowono Athiests can be antitheists though, so he might be both.
“At least he’s not into incest”
well that aged poorly
Please don’t tell me he touched his kids I fucking beg you
*sighs* What did he do now
@@blueshell292 i feel horrified every time i remember he has kids
@@blueshell292 nah, I'm pretty sure he just admitted to making out with his cousin while she was sleeping one time. He said he just "kissed" her but it's Onision so let's be honest there was probably some full on molestation going on. His defense was basically that boys will be boys and that she was asleep at the time so therefore it didn't hurt her because she didn't even know about it. I don't know all the deets, I've just gathered these from other comments
@@sarahamira5732 holy shit that’s awful. how is this man not in jail by now.
So...
Stones To Abbigale -> I am THE man
This is Why I Hate You -> I am a HERO
Reaper's Creek -> I AM GOD
You can truly do the expanding brain meme with these books wth
(btw, hi! I admit these books brought me here, but I've watched other reviews and I truly enjoy your channel. Thank you for your work c: )
his god complex rivals Dennis’s in IASIP
damncrazyworld That but shrinking brain
Where will he go after god? 🤔
@@dededeeznuts5986 ... multiversal god? It'd be a step up from universal, yes?
4th?
“...But this assumes that Death itself is an evil thing...”
Well for narcissists like Greg, Death IS a bad thing. That means that they can’t continue the show they think they inhabit and that no one can gaze upon their ever lasting glory. It also means that eventually they’ll be forgotten.
Source: Experience with narcissists who use threat of suicide as a means of manipulation
He did that too, the whole suicide threat manipulative shit. He admitted to it and acted like he was justified.
@@left-2-write28 in that case, the Angel of Death is a good guy. he'd conquer the evil one, and save us all a collective headache.
@@xaldrortenderofthevats8948 Agreed. As a rule I never tell anyone to kill themselves save for very close friends that know I'm joking, but for Gruggles the Sad Clown, I may be willing to make an exception.
I'm scared as hell to die but idk if that makes me a narcissist lol
@@NinjaSox7 being afraid of death is natural and doesn't mean you're a narcissist. The reasons behind the fear would be more telling
When you said God was dead in the title of the last video, I didn't expect that you meant it literally.
Monocultured He didn’t die. He rapidly ceased to exist.
@@TravisBroski Its rapidly ceasing, meme right!
Hahaha!
Chrimson: "It can not get worse, than this."
Empress Theresa entered the chat.
Let them fight
A CLIFFSIDE SHOUT-OUT?!?
YEAH!!!
Then along came Titus Uno, Certified Word Salad Mixer.
And looks like Ready Player Two might rise to the challenge from the looks of it.
Anyone else feel like this changed to a completely different book?
Lucy Keegan This book went from a ten year old having child sex to having that same child wiping out God without a sweat.
Right, I have whiplash at this point
I got whiplash when he said the name of the book at the end
The whiplash alone can kill you.
I blinked as UA-cam hiccupped in the playback. Did I miss a book series?
Nobody:
Daniel: I'm gonna fight God
Bible Daniel: *facepalm* My name's been tainted with filth.
Biblical Daniel could totally take this chump down with ease. After all, he killed a dragon with Onision's true weakness: vegan food laced with pipebombs.
@@futonrevolution7671 Looks like someone else knew about the lost Bible chapter. 🤣🤣🤣
But yeah, true. TuT
@@inkslaboratory3010 I'm Orthodox, so that chapter is canonical, but obscure. Discussing it is a good way to have everyone yell "neeeeerd!" at you. One of the churches that I attended was one of those, where different religions had to share the space in shifts. So, the Bibles in the pews had a bit of everything going on. Bel & the Dragon was in the back pages, right before those juicy Maccabees chapters. I was the perfect age for a murder mystery, dragon-slaying with lateral thinking, and a contest to see who could write the most metal rendition of some of the biggest bad-assery in history.
@@futonrevolution7671 PFFFT! IKR?! That chapter isn't canonical in my parents' denomination, but it's fun to read about. I also read the book with Asmodeus in it (forgot the name of the book). He's an absolute yandere. XDDDDDD
I just kinda love how this glorified self-insert crack-fiction begins like a way crappier version of Catcher in the Rye and turns into a JRPG halfway through
A really shitty JRPG made by some loser in RPG Maker who can't write to safe it's life
@@jackmesrel4933 Oh please
That's an insult to RPGMaker games
I'd say Unity instead
@@jackmesrel4933 So The Last Resurrection?
@@jgill1846 Oh please, Unity has been used to create good games. I'd say GameMaker instead.
@@jackmesrel4933 "it's" is not possessive, "its" is.
I can fix this entire book with a simple thing excluding the obvious errors and shitty descriptions:
Have Daniel kill god's dad and in his final breath, have him say "And the cycle repeats.......". This will create a subversive ending that was less of a Gary Stu becoming a god but instead a boy driven to madness by his own powers. This will justify his actions as we see them get more cruel and brutal. Daniel resets the universe and makes a new one where everything is as he plans, The Body becomes the new grim reaper and the rocks are formed to give certain mortals powers that will eventually make them part of Daniel's army. The story can end with a simple child simply referred to as "the child" discovering it's powers the same way that Daniel did all those years ago in a final chapter told from the third person and it finishes by saying "like I was told, 'the cycle repeats'."
Sure you'll need to make some extra tweaks to make this work organically but this can actually work in theory. In addition, a potential sequel could involve said child try and break said cycle. An actual underdog who gets corrupted by the same way Daniel was but eventually when he understands why all this happened (maybe through an interaction with The Body or Julie) he decides that if he kills god (Daniel), it will all happen again, leading to a complex dilemma. Let a mad god rule over everyone and everything or become just like said god and be separated with what friends he has.
Edit: so with a few years of experience writing my own characters later, I have come with some more albeit minor details, even one that kinda can explain THAT scene (albeit it should still be cut down and toned down for the love of all that is sacred).
So what if Daniel’s descent into absolute insanity and godhood was a case of a somewhat misguided boy getting increasingly arrogant as his views on good and evil slowly become more and more extreme as a result of his time with his powers fueling his expanding ego. What if all of this makes him crooked as he eventually begins to use his little hypnosis powers to gain favors and THAT scene could be followed by a moment of clarity in which he frees the people he hypnotized including Julie.
This bit of clarity doesn’t last long. Juuust long enough for the reader to think that he’s gonna actually change for the better by forgoing his powers and hiding away. He’d probably fall back to his old ways via an alien attack in which at first he tries to kills as few people as possible yet the power trip was too fun for him to stop and he commits a genocide. That or it’s where the plot escalates to the “kill god” section. And when he becomes the new god, he spares Julie because he holds just a small sliver of pity for what he did to her. This could aid as a motivation for her regarding the whole follow-up book idea I mentioned earlier.
Alas, as one of the replies here mentioned, Onision either isn’t creative enough or has enough humility to make a character who isn’t a shallow power fantasy self insert.
Dang, that is such a cool direction Onision will never be creative enough to take. Damn shame. It could have been so good.
A book series or a book that starts from the villain’s perspective and moves to the hero’s would be such a cool idea.
i'd read that version
thank you Krimson, this makes me feel even better about my incest gnomeo and Juliet bdsm smut fanfiction
AC Unit ‘harder zaddy’ frog moaned
Link or doesnt exist e___w___e
I’m scared
Give us a link
👏👏 link please
Sometimes I want to burn my writing, but then I hear about Greg's books and feel better about myself.
I had the same reaction yesterday. I wanted to scrap a few months worth of work, but then remembered these exist, and got a whole new wind.
I feel like this was a drunk trying to explain an entire 14 season TV show badly
And yet I don't doubt it's completely accurate.
Krimson: Agent 47 usually uses a suit with a red tie,not something funny.
Agent 47: Aight,im bouta go get my fish and clown suit.
Agent 47: flamingo time
@@bepisthescienceman4202 *flaps arms and flies away*
I like the blue flamingo suit from hitmqn 2
So THAT’S the costume the assassin was wearing.
"At least hes not into incest" god I wish this was true, I got some news for you about him defending it
Holy hell! If you don't mind, can you send me a link?
Not even surprised at this point
@@emilysynerellaeliza4382 : Sorry, no link, but I do know he once said he kissed his cousin while she slept. He claimed it wasn't a big deal because (and I'm paraphrasing, but only slightly) : Hormones, boys will be boys, teenagers, and she was sleeping so she didn't know so it's ok. Oh, and he wanted to date his first wife's 15 year old sister (when he was 18/19).
@@lumeingi that last bits unsurprising, considering
@@when7573 Off subject, your username is straight dry-humor fire. 💕
In every book, Greg hates his dad and longs for his mommy. Behold! A partial explanation for the comedy of errors that is Greg.
Wait...does this mean...Onision has an Oedipus complex?
@@mothmansboyfriend Only if he picture his mom as an underage girl
Greg Norman Bates.
Well he has stated his dad was never around,his mom had to raise him and his two sisters by herself,and his mom was apparently abusive to him.
I’m stuck on the idea that Onision created a whole new occupation. Dental Gynecologist are going to be in high demand.
🤣🤣🤣
I really don't want to think about this but damn, why didn't he just get rid of periods??? Like, sure women have a set of teeth to castrate anyone who bumps uglies with them. (which I'm sure NO ONE AT ALL is going to abuse) But, can you imagine the extra upkeep involved with personal hygiene?? Like, what? Do women now have to brush their hoo-ha at least once every day? How do you even do that? What happens when women get their periods?? How badly is that going to get infected if it's not cleaned right away????
I >KNOW< I'm putting 2,000,000% more thought into this that Onision ever did. And I hate that.
You're an omnipowerful being that has to prevent rape. What do you do?
Onion boy: Give teeth to vajayjays! :X xD
Honestly, with how powerful he makes himself, wouldn't removing the thought of raping or all in all harming another being be easier?!? He can alter minds so would that be too difficult ? But then the plotline with the Sister/Mother god would have to change or be crippled and we can;t have that. xD
He obviously just watched the movie "Teeth" . Lmao
@@jay.hartman1789 there's a movie about that from 2008 called Teeth. The main character has the teeth thing.
I've read a good advice in one Russian writer's blog. It goes like this:
To understand how good or dumb your plot is, pretend to write a letter to some close person, like your mother, as if you've been describing them the whole plot.
I don't think Onision would have any quantity of honesty to drop everything right after the kid uses powers for the first time, let alone the darn child porn scenes.
I can't comprehend the fact that this garbage gets published and sold. It's literally another terrible fanfic you'd see on the internet.
Hey, can you give a link to this blog please?
@@captainfiri7619 ABOUT MICRO-GOD!:
More Authors should
study 'Nen' from 'HunterxHunter'.
Its not for no reason called THE Best Magic-System/Power-System.
THE best. Not 'one of', but 'the' Best.
That goes in General,
but more specific for Krimson,
who strucks me as someone who likes to
write about Strategy-Stuff and complex systems.
So i highly recommend everyone reading this,
but especially the Great Krimson himself,
to learn about 'Nen'.
@@loturzelrestaurant Ooooookay...what does this comment have to do with the discussion? It's not about the blog or the video. You should've just posted that on Goodreads or Amazon or some other website that sells and/or discusses Krim's book, rather than on this UA-cam comment thread. Especially if you want Krim to notice that or some shit.
@@loliconnoisseur5739 Who cares about Randomness?
Aye?
@@loturzelrestaurant Just because it doesn't really matter doesn't mean you should just do it. You wouldn't just pop in on an anime discussion just to post NHentai codes now would you? It's just jarring and makes no sense.
When you mentioned that Kull had a Daughter who remained nameless save for one nickname, my first thought was "please don't let her nickname be Booty as well" 😂
Praise be the booty. Wasted opptunity in all honesty.
@@skankyassmarty220 The Underrated and always appreciated Booty 😂
@D.C. Canipe 😂🤣
I fell asleep to this and had dreams about nazi cats rallying in petstore food isles.
10/10, Thanks for the bedtime story, dad.
that dream was 100% more entertaining than that damn book XD
LMAOOOO
@@Kai-mx3tw Time for some Random comment?
Cause i got one.
You can't just leak the concept for the next Roger Waters album like that.
That’s more entertaining than the book.
Just remember that a forest rapidly ceased to exist so that copies of this book could be published.
Most of our Paper comes from corn husks
my 5 minutes of researching say that most paper comes from wood pulp. but even if you're right, corn husks shouldn't be wasted on onision books either.
At least this time he found a legal way to destroy nature.
24:03
There's a story in hindu mythology wherein someone gets a blessing that does 2 things:-
1. It gives him a long healthy life of 200 years.
2. It allows him to make anyone to sit on a particular chair as long as he wants when he wants. He can only do it once.
Then, when Yamraj(The God of Death) comes to collect him he uses it it to pin him to the chair prevent himself from dying. This also prevents everyone else from dying. Hell ensues, and he eventually gives himself to Yamraj to stop it.
That sounds exactly like the myth of Sisyphus
@@TheTdw2000 Yeah, most myth’s are the same but with a different coat of paint.
"Daniel" is a megalomaniac who wants to change the world for "the better"... and Onision has this weird fascination with Light Yagami
Coincidence?
No. That can't be so.
Light Yagami is well written.
@@vinegar4556 Well yeah Light Yagami is a better person than Onision in my opinion--if Light were a real person I'd rather be stuck in a room with him than Onionboy lol
I was saying that Onision wishes he were Light
Light would probably put him on the top of the first page of the death note
@@garretstevens742 GOOD
So that's why I was getting flashbacks to "Light And Dark: Adventures Of Dark Yagami"! (For those of you who don't know - that's Death Note fanfic on par with My Immortal in terms of terrible grammar and general nonsense. Look it up. It's glorious.)
This book went 0 to 1000000 real quick... Pacing is a thing that exists Greg...
Not in fever dreams.
i feel like this entire thing was written by either a bot or troom trooms translator
Underappreciated comment
Don't insult bot, I've read a book written by an AI and it is absolutely hilarious, you can't even compare them
@@zeromailss Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash?
Could we use a translator bot to badly translate this pile of dog sh*t on paper into a passable book
Fun thing is
Onision's omnipotent Self insert would probably make a pretty intimidating villain
Like a sociopathic kid with limitless powers who can rewrite the laws of physics sounds like some cool anime villain shit
Kind of sounds like that episode of Twilight Zone where the kid was overpowered and everyone in the town feared him so they do what he wants(also shown in the movie)
DID YOU MEAN: SCP foundation reality benders? (I highly recommend SCP-531-D and Termination_Order if you wanna see this)
Noah from Yu-Gi-Oh says hi(except unlike Onision he's a well written character)
I don't think he would make for a good villain. He's omnipotent and can't be killed. There is nothing anyone can do against him, so any plot with him as a villain would be two pages long and end in "...and then he exploded their eyes. The end."
Sounds like Henry from The Good Son put into an isekai
I've just been on the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens with Gregory D'arkness Dementia Raven Way!
This should be his new name.
Honestly I want to see a movie of my immortal. I mean who wouldn’t want to see snaps and Draco in a gunfight.
Emily Elizabeth ok that’s a good one
I guess you watched Teya's video?
What is the name of the video?
Me: *sees part two in my recommended* nice
Me: *reads title*...wait
Me: *rapidly ceases to exist out of joy*
I see what you did there!
@@melissavancoppenhagen3756 I hope so, I tried to be obvious
This reminds me of some fb battle roleplays, in which things go like:
A: × Attacks ×
B: × Attacks stronger and kills you ×
Forgot C: x Nope i was immune *kills you back* x
@@jakegordon1575 Omg true 😂
fb?
@@watercrackersandwaferthinh601 Facebook
D: uses a forcefield to block incoming attacks.
I have now spent about 2 1/2 hours watching a book reviewer that I have never seen before ripping apart a terrible book written by a creepy UA-camr who I have never heard of before. What am I doing with my life?
Eh, oh well. Subscribed.
Heh, same here. Empress Theresa brought me here, and I stayed for other cringe.
the term "Gary-Stu" should be changed to 'Greg-Stu" hahaha
Greggy-stu
@@Onewingerdraven EVEN BETTER
Onion-Stu
Alexandria Crayne I would sign this petition so fast lmfao
More like Greg STEW, because krimson is burning the shit out of onion boy HAH HAH (okay I’ll leave now)
when you tell Greg he has written the worst book ever, he takes that as a challenge to write an even worse one
List of events portrayed in all three books that where claimed (by Onision and others) to have possibly occurred (or actually occurred) in Onion’s real life:
1. He did ask a girl in high school to “prove her worth” and go to school looking like a goth
2. Onision meet “Julia” when he was 11 and she was 15. They meet at Onion’s father’s church. While they were sleeping in a church retreat cabin (with many people in it mind you) she crawled into Onion’s bed and...well...let’s just say that the infamous scene in Reaper’s Creek is word for word what happened. Even how they woke up before everyone else the next morning and...”continued”. (Ewwwwwww)
3. Onion and his father had a fight in his father’s car while his father’s girlfriend awkwardly tried to take off Onion’s shoes (I don’t remember what the cops did) (Edit: Greg’s father, Randy, recently came out with his side of the story, clearing up a lot of things in regards to Greg’s childhood and how Greg was as a kid. I’ll post a link to the full article at the bottom of this comment, but here is his account of the fight: Greg, Randy, and Randy’s new wife were heading home from a road trip to Nashville when Greg started playing loud music. Randy asked him to turn it down but Greg became verbally angry and tried to leave the car. Randy in turn grabbed him to prevent him from escaping while his wife untied Greg’s shoes to take him off his feet. I think the shoes were an attempt to prevent Greg from running too far away.)
4. Got his ex-wife pregnant but unfortunately the baby did pass away while still inside her womb
5. Had a friend in which he based Davis on in Stones to Abigail who passed away (Strange Aeons critiqued the character Davis in her review, to which Onion thought she was insulting his friend, not the character)
6. In the air-force, he had to stay in a “cockroach position” for a certain amount of time while an instructor made fun of him and others doing this (this is a punishment, mind you)
7. His real mother was, for lack of a better word and I apologize in advance, just as bipolar like Daniel’s mom in Reaper’s Creek. She (allegedly) constantly flip flopped between dotting on her son and seeing him as the best thing in the world, to cussing him out and making it seems like he was the worst burden of her life.
8. Greg alleges that his real self did get into a fight with a boy who later died. It was in the 2nd grade. He had a crush on a girl and wanted her to be his girlfriend, thinking he had fallen in love. Another boy said she was his girlfriend, then Greg asked the girl if she minded if he beat the “boyfriend” up...and she said go ahead. A fight ensued, it was broken up, and two years later the boy died. Again, this is all what Greg claims, so take it with a pinch of salt.
9. According to Onision, his step-father smoked weed. Also, Greg’s mom told Greg that the step-father was abusive towards her. So that explains the heal turn for the step-father character in Reaper’s Creek: it must have “changed Greg’s whole world in an instant” once he heard that.
10. Greg claimed that his life as a kid was happy and fine. Then, when he was in his late teens, “his life became dark and depressing.”
This is all that I can think of, but feel free to reply with anything I missed.
Bonus: I think I figured out why Daniel’s name is replaced with “Greg” three times in the book. *It’s because Daniel is Greg’s middle name*
Edit: Updated the list and wording
Onision’s Father’s side of the story: www.newsweek.com/youtuber-onisions-dad-wants-set-record-straight-1495105
oh shit greg was actually (raped?) that explains a lot jfc
you forgot the part where:
7. He killed god, death, and has resurrected god's sister or somethin
Holy shit. I thought that 2 was a creepy bad fan-fic where he forgot the characters ages but that actually happened in real life? That doesn't excuse but explains a bit about his world view now.
He actually was raped by a 15 year old? Jesus, I wonder if that experience affected how he is today.
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so everything that shouldn’t have been real
The writing from Onision genuinely gives me fond memories of the kind of scribblings myself and other children would write in elementary/primary school: incoherent, unexplained, poor grammar and spelling. In children, it has the innocence of someone that doesn't quite understand the world, how it works and how other people will think, read and react both for the context of the story and the reader. It is however, no innocence for Onision, more a concern.
Well true as it may be, I for one did not write about myself as an omnipotent being who solves all of the world's problems in a horrific violent way. If someone writes crap like this, then there is some serious issues with that kid's morality.