Tall Girl 2 is worse than you can imagine

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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  2 роки тому +2345

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  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 роки тому +41048

    She is attractive, intelligent, has great friends, a loving, caring family, and has several guys interested in her... But oh no! She's over six feet tall! How will she EVER get by! 🙄

    • @pointless_oaf7392
      @pointless_oaf7392 2 роки тому +1337

      😢😢😢

    • @PlantTube.
      @PlantTube. 2 роки тому +1081

      @YeaMan you dont have a single video on your channel.

    • @Cronoroid
      @Cronoroid 2 роки тому +525

      Not sure about attractive or having a caring family, but good point.

    • @meepenkommen
      @meepenkommen 2 роки тому +751

      She also has a giant house! Oh noooooo!

    • @polymer2049
      @polymer2049 2 роки тому +86

      Funktionen der Verpackung. Die Verpackung soll vornehmlich die Ware selbst vor Umwelteinflüssen, Beschädigung, Verunreinigung und Mengenverlust schützen. Daneben schützt die Verpackung auch den Menschen vor Verletzungen bei scharfkantigen Waren, spitzen oder giftigen Gegenständen.

  • @golflefleur887
    @golflefleur887 2 роки тому +5953

    For people wondering why these movies were made, let me enlighten you: Jodi's actress Ava Michelle used to be on a reality TV show called Dance Moms, where the crazy dance teacher Abby Lee Miller bullied her for being taller than the other dancers in her age group. This led to the creation of these terrible movies, despite the fact that she was bullied by a crazy woman and no-one sane actually cares that she's tall. So yeah.

    • @tyler_bt3326
      @tyler_bt3326 2 роки тому +386

      My mum used to watch the shit out of dance moms, I never clocked it was her lmao

    • @drewbakka5265
      @drewbakka5265 2 роки тому +691

      >pscho Karen bullies a girl and we all lose

    • @CheesyGabite
      @CheesyGabite 2 роки тому +628

      that actually makes a lot of sense.
      though why couldn't they just make a movie about the struggles of being in a dance group while tall is beyond me
      i'd watch the hell out of that

    • @bubbleman2002
      @bubbleman2002 2 роки тому +17

      That's a special kind of schizin'

    • @BUCCIMAIN
      @BUCCIMAIN 2 роки тому +401

      Sounds like a story straight from Dhar Mann

  • @BiasedGrunt
    @BiasedGrunt 2 роки тому +10147

    They realized being tall wasnt a real disability, so they made her a schizophrenic, not knowing we'd meme on that even more

    • @sauce9401
      @sauce9401 2 роки тому +79

      Being tall isn’t a disability?

    • @genoob5843
      @genoob5843 2 роки тому +1024

      @@sauce9401 tall can become a potential disability if one is too tall for their own good. But the girl in this movie isn’t even that tall to be considered disabled lmfao.

    • @BiasedGrunt
      @BiasedGrunt 2 роки тому +369

      @@sauce9401 bro its like a blessing from God where im from lmao

    • @jaykutts9664
      @jaykutts9664 2 роки тому +385

      @The Whacked Bananas 🍌 Andre the giant? he wasn't just tall he had actual gigantism caused by excess growth hormone.

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 2 роки тому +16

      i wish i was tall :(

  • @AdyyY77
    @AdyyY77 2 роки тому +4553

    i can confirm that being tall is equal to being homeless and in severe debt to the italian mafia

    • @WalterTheWalrus
      @WalterTheWalrus 2 роки тому +111

      I’m over here being 5ft tall, got more money than Jeff bezos

    • @C0astDelta
      @C0astDelta 2 роки тому +94

      6'5 here, absolutely shattered In crippling debt to the Triads and Yakuza at the same time.

    • @volcanianthegreat
      @volcanianthegreat 2 роки тому +39

      as a tall person, can confirm that MOSSAD (bosnian ver.) is holding me captive 😔

    • @shotgunsideshow8958
      @shotgunsideshow8958 2 роки тому +35

      as someone who is 1 trillion dollars in debt, constantly being searched for by hitman, and wanted in 14 different countrys, I still shudder at the idea of being tall

    • @mrmeowsermoney
      @mrmeowsermoney 2 роки тому +23

      You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to let you be tall in peace?

  • @mwag8138
    @mwag8138 2 роки тому +8205

    Imagine not calling the sequel 'Taller Girl' and just having some taller girl come along and just frame some conflict around that. At least it'd show some self awareness.

  • @erykzysk3330
    @erykzysk3330 2 роки тому +3986

    Making a sequel was already a bad idea.
    Making it longer than 5 minutes though, was the point of no return.

    • @enshen2190
      @enshen2190 2 роки тому +19

      It was all hell breaking loose

    • @erykzysk3330
      @erykzysk3330 2 роки тому +3

      @@enshen2190 Indeed

    • @erykzysk3330
      @erykzysk3330 2 роки тому +6

      @Rista Andini How bout instead of eating 🐈 you eat some grass.

    • @erykzysk3330
      @erykzysk3330 2 роки тому +5

      @🌈 I like RickRoII 🤣 And I never will

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 2 роки тому +5

      Yep, yet another sequel that has no right to even exist!

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender 2 роки тому +1670

    Whenever I see homeless people being sad it makes me feel sick. They think their lives are so hard when some people in the world have to deal with being TALL

    • @Juanito_Pecados
      @Juanito_Pecados 2 роки тому +157

      Starvation, manageable
      Number 13 nikeys? THE HORROR!

    • @shaverred1030
      @shaverred1030 2 роки тому +130

      If are homeless just buy a house.

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu 2 роки тому +28

      @@shaverred1030if your hungry just eat food if your thirsty for water just buy water from the company that stole the clean water in your country in the first place

    • @dip.918
      @dip.918 2 роки тому +50

      @@DEV-rw7eu Firstly, it was a joke, and secondly, you... you do know that pure, 100% safe water isn't naturally occurring, right?

    • @WorstSpieler
      @WorstSpieler 2 роки тому

      BRUH lol

  • @mujtabaalam5907
    @mujtabaalam5907 2 роки тому +3217

    For those of you wondering what's up with this movie: the writer for Tall Girl and Tall Girl 2, Sam Wolfson, is 4'11".

    • @lightningkitten
      @lightningkitten 2 роки тому +163

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @KelniusTV
      @KelniusTV 2 роки тому +237

      The writer's also a man...

    • @kroww5h848
      @kroww5h848 2 роки тому +236

      How is this dude 4'11"? He's shorter than my grandparents! Hell, he's shorter than my younger brother, and he's not even an adult yet!

    • @mujtabaalam5907
      @mujtabaalam5907 2 роки тому +224

      @@KelniusTV You don't even need to google that to check it, it's apparent from the writing that the writer has no idea how women think

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 2 роки тому +109

      @@mujtabaalam5907 nah wdym as a male I can confirm this is how female

  • @endslayer5133
    @endslayer5133 2 роки тому +6030

    Her being 5'11" and everyone acting like she's a 10 foot giant is the best part of the movie

  • @b13ach__420
    @b13ach__420 2 роки тому +8586

    as a 6'0 girl, ive literally never been bullied for being tall lmao. most people are just like "wow, you're pretty tall!" then ask if i play any sports

  • @shuatock8216
    @shuatock8216 2 роки тому +4086

    15:40 just gotta mention. Any pianist would know that it’s not her fault and would instantly blame the person, who put the drink there in the first place. You don’t put food/drink on a piano - it’s practically a social standard among musicians/singers/owners/etc. lol

    • @manwithaplan2001
      @manwithaplan2001 2 роки тому +233

      But at the same time, there is no one who respects their instruments LETS someone ruin it, make it worse by ruining the sheet music, and then APOLOGIZE?!?

    • @leocrown8627
      @leocrown8627 2 роки тому +51

      having never spilt anything on my piano, would it actually break if something like that happened?

    • @0SilentLeopard0
      @0SilentLeopard0 2 роки тому +337

      ​@@leocrown8627 No it won't 'break' like it did in the movie (it sounded like someone smashed all the hammers inside). It might cause the wood to warp if the liquid seeps into it. Your keys might get sticky and/or mould will be able to grow inside the piano if you don't dry it properly. And you won't notice the damage until weeks later.

    • @leocrown8627
      @leocrown8627 2 роки тому +51

      @@0SilentLeopard0 yeah i thought it was a bit extreme

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 2 роки тому +115

      @@0SilentLeopard0 Yeah, unless it's a fake piano that has electronical keyboard. Or the liquid was highly corrosive and damaged the internal parts in few seconds.

  • @vinnietheprinceofboredom9525
    @vinnietheprinceofboredom9525 2 роки тому +1413

    How she broke the piano just by spilling juice over it is beyond me.

    • @colbysutherland6574
      @colbysutherland6574 2 роки тому +5

      @kiisu what does this mena

    • @colbysutherland6574
      @colbysutherland6574 2 роки тому +4

      @kiisu oh wait never mind

    • @CatholicZola
      @CatholicZola 2 роки тому +84

      @kiisu yeah, the stressed out assistant choir director would kill her but the piano would ultimately be fine

    • @konohamaru77
      @konohamaru77 2 роки тому +58

      Plot twist,: its an acid. Not juice

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 2 роки тому +24

      That was the juice of lemons that would burn your house down.

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 роки тому +8481

    As a tall person, I can confirm that bullying someone for being tall is infrequent, but more common among girls than guys. However this seems like such a strange problem to base an entire movie around, and reeks of middle-class privilege and out-of-touch thinking. Also I would date a girl over six feet tall.

    • @25VolarSleet
      @25VolarSleet 2 роки тому +511

      Exactly what I was thinking.
      Sure, it might be an insecurity for some people but most likely not something that's extreme enough or serious enough to get a fucking movie.

    • @IllDieAlone0818
      @IllDieAlone0818 2 роки тому +17

      If u could

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 роки тому +177

      @@25VolarSleet I understand the coming-of-age themes and what looks like a commentary on the importance of accepting people who are different, but judging by the reviews it seems that message was poorly executed

    • @willyeeton4390
      @willyeeton4390 2 роки тому +136

      I think they did better here by just making it normal insecurity, rather than focusing specifically on height. The first movie, ESPECIALLY the opening narration, felt really goofy for treating it like the worst thing ever. It matter but it feels so off when she explains discrimination to her black friend because she's 6'1".
      Also 6'1" isn't even that tall for a girl, at least as I've seen, so the perspectives they used to make her a giant just made the whole thing feel even more goofy.
      I think in any case both movies meant well and didn't do anything seriously bad, just meh coming of age stories for teen girls. It's okay.

    • @tomchillen3039
      @tomchillen3039 2 роки тому +7

      @@IllDieAlone0818 kek

  • @jas_bataille
    @jas_bataille 2 роки тому +3677

    As a tall person, I can effectively confirm that nobody was ever bullied because they were tall. This is in fact a brilliant sci-fi movie happening in a parallel universe

    • @Andr3wTheGr8
      @Andr3wTheGr8 2 роки тому +95

      As another tall person I can confirm

    • @MysteryGeek2006
      @MysteryGeek2006 2 роки тому +13

      @@Andr3wTheGr8 same here

    • @lad7436
      @lad7436 2 роки тому +158

      Can confirm, in fact I've gotten several fuck me eyes ever since I grew to 6'4.
      Being tall is great.

    • @DefectivePieceofChalk
      @DefectivePieceofChalk 2 роки тому +141

      I have a very rare form of dwarfism where I shrunk really fast in the other direction. I am now 6,9 and a literal god. All of my friends love me. Even if they're all imaginary.

    • @hallowxmas120
      @hallowxmas120 2 роки тому +4

      As a tall person I can also confirm

  • @hellothere5871
    @hellothere5871 2 роки тому +2405

    I find it shocking that a film, complaining about the struggles of being tall, didn't address any of the health issues that come with it. Me and my family are very tall so we often can't comfortably in most chairs without bending our knees out or having back and joint pains because you have to bend all the way down to cook or clean. Ironically the girl only complains about being judged and bullied for her height which in reality, being tall is liked and respected by others most of the time.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому +157

      Strong agree. I was very tall at one point in my life (I had to have spinal surgery which ended up shrinking me) and I had a bunch of medical problems from it. Basically, I grew faster than my body could handle (that's an over-simplification, but it gets the gist across) and so my body was in a real bad place for a long time. This isn't a cry for sympathy - the various problems have been solved and I'm healthy now, but Tall Girl 2 could have had a good point.
      Basically, after Jodi gains acceptance, things start to go wrong with her health. The moral could be that just because something seems minor (how bad is being tall anyway?) doesn't mean it can't have larger issues behind the scenes. Issues that the average person might not consider. A lesson in empathy, in the fact that everyone has their own issues, and sometimes those issues CAN be serious.

    • @storageheater
      @storageheater 2 роки тому +65

      I think what's really shocking isn't that this film didn't address those struggles, but that people have tried to make films about those struggles, and we as an audience preferred to watch this

    • @Molotov_Milkshake
      @Molotov_Milkshake 2 роки тому +29

      Yeah very fucking weird. Literally every tall person I know is super popular and successful and always has been generally loved and popular throughout life.
      All of the most attractive girls I've had relationships with were tall. Tall girls are so attractive that I can't even take short girls seriously anymore.

    • @twbp8298
      @twbp8298 2 роки тому +1

      Obiwan Konobe!?

    • @popolnocy
      @popolnocy 2 роки тому +21

      Beacose she's like 185 cm and those problem come around 192 cm. She isn't tall, she's entitled.

  • @silverbullet7691
    @silverbullet7691 2 роки тому +341

    What if Tall Girl 3 is about her realizing everything we saw in the films were severe delusions and hallucinations she had while in a mental hospital and characters were other patients and nurses she’s fit into her delusion.

  • @RavenIsAnArtist
    @RavenIsAnArtist 2 роки тому +5685

    When you're physically disabled, can hardly wipe your butt or shower, in constant pain, and then you remember a tall girl with lots of friends, pretty, and a normal life has it worse 😩😩

    • @blank-3403
      @blank-3403 2 роки тому +173

      The bots being the only one in the replies doesn't help

    • @gengibre_vulgo_henrique
      @gengibre_vulgo_henrique 2 роки тому +146

      An extremely privileged life*

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 2 роки тому +8

      Exactly!!!!!!

    • @delgeveus7506
      @delgeveus7506 2 роки тому +8

      @Bona Salja this is the first bot that, for some reason, geniunely makes me laugh

    • @lick3227
      @lick3227 2 роки тому +6

      You aight man ?

  • @ToastyFresh1
    @ToastyFresh1 2 роки тому +928

    Literally the only downside to being tall in this movie is people randomly saying “how’s the weather up there” and the main character being annoyed about being tall.

    • @infamousplayer8772
      @infamousplayer8772 2 роки тому +56

      @Only1CookieMan it didn't help that one of her first lines in the first movie was: "You think your life is hard?" Which only comes off as incredibly arrogant and entitled, especially for people with actual serious problems watching this or even people who suffered more serious bullying during school. She's not wrong at all when she said that the fact that there were much worse problems than being tall out there don't invalidate her own suffering, but they never show her suffering anything other than being called ridiculous names and being pranked once, all the while having a million things going her way. Neither of these movies tried to show the actual bad sides of being tall, like any of your examples, just the most unrealistic bullying ever that doesn't even make sense at the end of the day because she was not even that much taller than everyone else in the school, and you just had to look at the background characters for five seconds to figure that out.

    • @lifevest1
      @lifevest1 2 роки тому +9

      @Only1CookieMan I think you forgot to mention one of the biggest disadvantages. AIRPLANE SEATS!

    • @yelloloy6079
      @yelloloy6079 2 роки тому +1

      @@lifevest1 NAH FRR i once sat for like 3 hours and had no room my feet were in the worst pain ever it hurt so bad i was suffering ...

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 2 роки тому +2

      There was this one guy who was maybe hitting on her but got terrified after she stood up (because you know, tall girls are ~scary~)

  • @flooshar
    @flooshar 2 роки тому +1638

    So let me get this straight, Netflix threw a ton of money at something that no-one asked for, and patted themselves on the back for a job well done, yet a series like, shall we say, Santa Clarita Diet, which even Drew Barrymore said herself she'd love to come back and finish, and people wanted, they say "no no, cancel that one, we've got bloody Tall girl 2 to fund!"

    • @firewall5189
      @firewall5189 2 роки тому +91

      i know its been axed for a long time now, but having watched pyro's 8-hour doc twice, that brief joking mention of what could have been a utopia s3 being turned into this tripe felt like my nutsack got torn off

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 2 роки тому +43

      OMG, I loved that show. I was literally just talking about how Netflix always starts great shows, and just dumps em in the trash with someone a little bit ago. They really don't have any shame.

    • @Prince_of_Despair
      @Prince_of_Despair 2 роки тому +1

      Its about sending a message

    • @mr_selfdestruct
      @mr_selfdestruct 2 роки тому +11

      Juat like Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, canned after season 1. And I Am Not Okay With This, also canned after season 1. And I'm STILL waiting for new Derry Girls, but I guess that's never coming either.

    • @alcoholicstepdad573
      @alcoholicstepdad573 2 роки тому +3

      Or mindhunter

  • @pixelbanana5
    @pixelbanana5 2 роки тому +585

    Can confirm being tall is equal to having lung cancer as a chemistry teacher

    • @mrdavine
      @mrdavine Рік тому +37

      I hope you have some rich friends that are willing to pay for your treatment, because it would be kinda silly and, dare I say, goofy that your resort to violence or something like that.

    • @thelocal-spider9623
      @thelocal-spider9623 Рік тому +29

      @@mrdavine I sure as hell hope you don't turn down their offer secretly and make money through other dubious acts

    • @intelchip_x86
      @intelchip_x86 Рік тому +11

      waltuh

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName Рік тому +16

      ​​@@mrdavine and I pray for your safety to never met 2 best assassins from Mississippi or some restaurant owner

    • @AKA_Guest
      @AKA_Guest Рік тому +2

      We need cooke

  • @SpiceCh
    @SpiceCh 2 роки тому +2438

    I feel like Tall Girl is such a missed opportunity to do a rewarding emotional deep-dive into the distress of not being happy with your own body. The fact that the guy is shorter than average could've even been an opportunity to explore the mirrored issue of prejudice against short men.
    Unfortunately they settled for a fairly light-hearted comedy.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 2 роки тому +59

      Nah man short guys are just bad lmao
      Source: me

    • @kibbylol
      @kibbylol 2 роки тому +35

      @@ammagon4519 wait what are u referring to even, as bad as what

    • @Kumorini
      @Kumorini 2 роки тому +6

      @@ammagon4519 Every short guy I've met was an ass, so ye

    • @ejm1225
      @ejm1225 2 роки тому +5

      Comedy?

    • @SpiceCh
      @SpiceCh 2 роки тому +9

      @@ejm1225 the movie is labeled as a comedy by its publisher, so yes, comedy.

  • @liammanley9287
    @liammanley9287 2 роки тому +2912

    Who seriously thought a show about a girl being tall would be a good idea

    • @nicetryfbi438
      @nicetryfbi438 2 роки тому +65

      someone with two braincells

    • @heyafrica6925
      @heyafrica6925 2 роки тому +66

      Damn you bots!

    • @shr1mpsush1
      @shr1mpsush1 2 роки тому +107

      Holy fuck, the bots have been running rampant lately

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 2 роки тому +3

      Me, but for different reasons...

    • @jucc6366
      @jucc6366 2 роки тому +6

      A show? Maybe not.. but a movie? Fucking genius

  • @melbiamil5144
    @melbiamil5144 2 роки тому +859

    Fuck it, i now proclaim that stig is the protagonist of this movie, he's the only one that i can feel any sort of empathy and that's enough to me

  • @Kimtiny_
    @Kimtiny_ 2 роки тому +288

    As someone who deals with high anxiety and did theater both amateur and professional, the way ther "voices" leave when she gets on stage is actually something I experienced. It's called the mask of glass, and basically totally embrassing a character so much that nothing from the real you is shown. When I acted, I was so focused on my character (which is not me) that all my anxiety diseapeared as I played, and yes it comes back after the euphoria of the play fades out. It's a thechnique I still use today for presentation, acting as if I was someone else so my anxiety go away.

    • @spidey5558
      @spidey5558 Рік тому +6

      I can't tell if that's a good or bad thing

    • @idontknowwhattonamethis3107
      @idontknowwhattonamethis3107 Рік тому +8

      ​@@spidey5558 for me it's a good thing
      but when you mess up 1 time and you remember that you are you which is in your head is a "no good dumbass" you'll have the voices again but louder
      welp that's what i experience

    • @gwennorthcutt421
      @gwennorthcutt421 10 місяців тому

      there's an old comic called Glass Mask that's about a girl with wonderful innate stage talent struggling to make it into the theater and entertainment world. the title comes from the same idea! to totally embody the character. it's got that cheesy 70s shoujo goodness but isnt overwrought, just really entertaining!

  • @scootabrad
    @scootabrad 2 роки тому +3358

    To think you've never had a panic attack surprised me far more than the FNAF jumpscare

    • @astroyashsenpai3785
      @astroyashsenpai3785 2 роки тому +10

      hi

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 2 роки тому +83

      not even when he had to reveal his kink.....very shocking.

    • @grognakthedestroyerattorne3211
      @grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 2 роки тому +40

      Is it common for some people?

    • @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin
      @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin 2 роки тому +36

      @@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 some people are more predisposed to it, just depends on how stress affects you.

    • @jellyfrogfish
      @jellyfrogfish 2 роки тому +18

      @@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 for me, my family has kind of a history of anxiety and things like that so yea some ppl are probably more prone to it. When I get it I feel like I’m choking and then I throw up. It sucks but it hasn’t happened for a while :)

  • @giulioceresini1435
    @giulioceresini1435 2 роки тому +2284

    The worst thing about this movie and the previous one is that they're trying to imply that a girl being 5'11 is freakish and extraordinary and they do this by casting only shorter people and by angling the camera to make her look like a giant. I'm 6'2 and I don't stand as tall as she does in half of the shots.

    • @rkaye2009
      @rkaye2009 2 роки тому +61

      If you don't like Toll Girl 2, just say you a racist and love Trump and Putin and move on.....

    • @tolav890
      @tolav890 2 роки тому +171

      @@rkaye2009 what!!! How do those 2 things correlate??

    • @lisandq841
      @lisandq841 2 роки тому +161

      @@rkaye2009 I like toll girl 2, I just don't like tall girl 2.

    • @bayan7138
      @bayan7138 2 роки тому +17

      @@rkaye2009 what you think you have to have a "Biden 2020 flag" to watch tall girl 2 and cant make fun of how shitty it is? I actually really enjoy bad movies so me and my gf really liked this one just because of how laughably bad it is

    • @rearedzebra9102
      @rearedzebra9102 2 роки тому +21

      @@tolav890 because if you go not like toll girl you are a nazi as this was the movie that made hitler end it all in 1945

  • @yourlocalbuzzkill3211
    @yourlocalbuzzkill3211 2 роки тому +1665

    The voices thing was a weird addition. It feels like they were trying to replicate intrusive thoughts, and as someone with them as an effect of OCD, the fact that they randomly go away would be a dream. Hon the only way to reduce em is to medicate lmao, and even then it just makes em easier to deal with.

    • @mrhawkyy1
      @mrhawkyy1 2 роки тому +87

      Jodi literally contracts schizophrenia

    • @SweepSwapInUrWalls
      @SweepSwapInUrWalls 2 роки тому +21

      @@mrhawkyy1 i contracted HIV

    • @cowardice9737
      @cowardice9737 2 роки тому +28

      I have ocd, too. It’s a double-edged sword for me. When I forget my medication, I go through this back and forth talking to myself out loud or in my head contradicting myself over and over.

    • @matiasbrevisfey5466
      @matiasbrevisfey5466 2 роки тому +27

      @@cowardice9737 the fucking contradictory spiral of justification for intrusive thoughts but the immediate contradiction to the justification has kept me up for many nights I'm now on 200mg of Sertralin among other medication and feel pretty great

    • @weaponwolverine8004
      @weaponwolverine8004 2 роки тому +7

      I thought intrusive thoughts was a normal thing? Like “I could push this lady into the street” but it’s a thought that’s there and gone immediately. Or is that something else

  • @Cruddy129
    @Cruddy129 2 роки тому +224

    I'll never understand why people would bully a person thats like 2 times their size
    I'd be f*cking terrified to be on their bad side - they'll just pick you up with little effort and use their height and weight to crush you

    • @KfcOwner
      @KfcOwner Рік тому +4

      Its a female tho so not many males would be scared

    • @TsunamiOfTape
      @TsunamiOfTape Рік тому +1

      Exactly, that's why nobody screws with me

    • @Ashington_78
      @Ashington_78 Рік тому +3

      There's an actual scene from a show where a guy picks on a boy who is probably 2 times his size and the tall boy gets fed up and literally picks him up with one arm it's pretty funny and I could tell they were jabbing at tall girl with that joke

    • @donalddarko5807
      @donalddarko5807 11 місяців тому +1

      Don't threaten me with a good time.

    • @shelflord1686
      @shelflord1686 2 місяці тому

      @@Ashington_78Ive seen that too, only it was a clip IRL lol, the big kid getting picked on fought back, shit was tight

  • @bigchicken4135
    @bigchicken4135 2 роки тому +717

    The third film should be how Jodie copes with the loss of her legs after a car mercilessly drove into her as she went to help an injured person who was on the floor. Maybe they could even have her write a book on the struggles of no longer being a "tall girl" and instead a "paraplegic girl", maybe she even envisions her friends as deformed monsters due to her having to now be below them as she's no longer "tall girl"

    • @steffenbonde7822
      @steffenbonde7822 2 роки тому +50

      This made me laugh my ass off omg

    • @merymcsusa
      @merymcsusa 2 роки тому +63

      on the bright side,, she wouldn't have to wear men's size 13 nike's?

    • @jasonirawan
      @jasonirawan 2 роки тому +22

      Call it Cry of a Tall Girl

    • @savage_girl_07
      @savage_girl_07 2 роки тому

      @@merymcsusa 😂😂 hilarious

    • @discombobulateddev
      @discombobulateddev 2 роки тому +3

      Then another sequel in which she loses the ability to hear and feel and the story revolves purely around her tragic life, that would be good 👍
      Edit: im not joking

  • @TheBlakeGG
    @TheBlakeGG 2 роки тому +12670

    Tall Girl 2 is the sequel we didn't need, but the sequel we deserved

    • @bruhbanan1702
      @bruhbanan1702 2 роки тому +1016

      God is punishing us

    • @jacayuikGD
      @jacayuikGD 2 роки тому +333

      Tall girl 2 is the sequel we didn't need

    • @randomperson-kx6mv
      @randomperson-kx6mv 2 роки тому +312

      We must have committed atrocities to deserve this then

    • @AsteroSloth
      @AsteroSloth 2 роки тому +18

      @what now bye

    • @__Konboi__
      @__Konboi__ 2 роки тому +71

      Tall Girl 2 is the sequel we didn't need...
      What? Were you expecting something else?

  • @ughhooog7839
    @ughhooog7839 2 роки тому +637

    It's actually even weirder, considering that in order to be a runway model you have to be AT LEAST 5'9(175cm) tall.
    The faces of beauty are exactly her height.

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 2 роки тому +31

      That dosen't translate to real life though. Some people have weird hang up about gender roles with women being taller than men, some tall women are insecure about "looking like a man". Think being in that fragile teen state but everyone around gets curves and become cute pretty girs but you feel you look like a stretched out 12 year old boy.

    • @samSamSam11918
      @samSamSam11918 2 роки тому +128

      @@chestnut4860 except she doesn't Look like a pole and has an pretty atheletic built. Coaches would be fighting for her ass but yeah high schoolers will find any way to make fun of someone and the mind itself making it seem like you're truly the worst inside.

    • @Temaile
      @Temaile 2 роки тому +19

      175 is also just the average height for Dutch women...

    • @diesirae8954
      @diesirae8954 2 роки тому +4

      @@samSamSam11918 Fighting for her ass??
      That's a bit sussy don't you think?

    • @-Ice_Cold-
      @-Ice_Cold- 2 роки тому

      @@Temaile You can't be serious

  • @noahhughes121
    @noahhughes121 2 роки тому +241

    “Tallest girl” she’s just 10 feet tall in this one

    • @tweekpeek
      @tweekpeek 2 роки тому +3

      Now that one I can relate to

  • @trypotherapy7478
    @trypotherapy7478 2 роки тому +2267

    This movie is basically just about Jodies decent into schizophrenia at this point.
    They could make a twist in a third movie about how all the events of the movies were ,in reality, only in her head, and now she's snapped back out of her psychosis and has to deal with her mental state while trying to figure out what is real and what is not _(maybe Stig was just a figment of her imagination to put all the hate from the bullying on to get a sense of controll)._
    It would've been a cool curveball in _this_ movie, but we didn't get that, so here's hoping for the next one!

    • @melodymay4888
      @melodymay4888 2 роки тому +33

      i don’t this is schizophrenia but more just intrusive thoughts and doubts?

    • @antoniomargallo5317
      @antoniomargallo5317 2 роки тому +91

      Yeah, maybe she could wake up covered in goo right next to Neo or something.

    • @trypotherapy7478
      @trypotherapy7478 2 роки тому +46

      @@melodymay4888 I like to believe that she is having auditory hallucinations.
      (She is hearing voices in her head.)
      That's one of the most common symptoms of schizophrenia. Lol
      oh and she didn't have those voices in the first movie, so they are a sudden change

    • @failure4452
      @failure4452 2 роки тому +3

      I wouldn’t hold your breath if I were you

    • @holpiks8200
      @holpiks8200 2 роки тому +16

      Dang why the guy in UA-cam comment section have better ideas than full payed scriptwriter?

  • @bobobsen
    @bobobsen 2 роки тому +430

    "Keep walking IKEA" classy, Netflix. That's like calling an American "McDonalds".

    • @themanwhoshotlibertyvalance
      @themanwhoshotlibertyvalance 2 роки тому +74

      "keep walking, KFC"

    • @08.nguyenthanhuc38
      @08.nguyenthanhuc38 2 роки тому +44

      @@themanwhoshotlibertyvalance keep walking, capitalism

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo 2 роки тому +13

      I actually thought it was a good one. Felt fitting

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 2 роки тому +13

      @@08.nguyenthanhuc38 capitalism isn't just American its most of the world

    • @bigchungus8287
      @bigchungus8287 2 роки тому +6

      If he was Russian it would be keep walking Communism or keep walking Vodka

  • @rilmar2137
    @rilmar2137 2 роки тому +816

    Theory: Kimmy has psychic powers and she was the one putting this voice in Jodie's head all along. The voice literally said Kimmy would play the lead. That would also explain why this voice is being so sassy, since Kimmy is The Mean Girl (TM). She turned around and stopped hating Jodie, but the power slipped out of her control a little. She felt bad so she started helping her out
    On a more serious note, anxiety can make you quite irrational. They could have made this movie about how even when on top, you still experience anxiety and still have to fight your demons. I think this is what they were going for, just the writing was less than competent

  • @GuyWithChainsaw
    @GuyWithChainsaw 2 роки тому +52

    I think Stig's arc is a symbolic representation of Pewdiepie's life after the bridge incident

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 2 роки тому +1069

    They really should have called this unnecessary sequel "Taller Girl", "Short Boy", or even "Tall Girl 2: Electric Boogaloo!"

    • @kriticalkayd
      @kriticalkayd 2 роки тому +23

      @Son of Rage and Love Me and you brother, we have to make it out of the botpocalypse

    • @drplague8885
      @drplague8885 2 роки тому

      Icarly reference, nice

    • @a.i5233
      @a.i5233 2 роки тому +1

      @Son of Rage and Love boy let me learn you sumtang' there are two types of comment section in this world. The one filled with bots. And the one filled with plague.

    • @mr.marvel3643
      @mr.marvel3643 2 роки тому

      @@kriticalkayd yes boys the battle will be legendary

    • @ItsVenti
      @ItsVenti 2 роки тому +1

      Im a fan of Swede Boy personally

  • @FruitzSaladz
    @FruitzSaladz 2 роки тому +127

    She was on Dance Moms. No wonder she can act out a panic attack perfectly.

  • @2oshow
    @2oshow 2 роки тому +308

    Imagine thinking being tall is so hard on your life that you had to make a movie about it. Now imagine it gets a sequel.

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 2 роки тому +12

      Ugh no legroom
      Children dying of cancer but someone ask me what the weather is like up there 😭😭😭

    • @Alyrael
      @Alyrael 2 роки тому

      Being tall is pretty cool actually, except for the shorter life expectancies, and possible early health issues like arthritis.

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Alyraelthe WHAT

  • @oroontheheels
    @oroontheheels Рік тому +15

    Throwing plastic glittery shoes into bonfire sounds like horrible idea. I know it depends on material but I can imagine air starting to smell toxic in seconds 😂

  • @vaporwave4925
    @vaporwave4925 2 роки тому +544

    As a tall person, I can also relate to the struggle of having schizophrenia and plunging into insanity

  • @Gign_soft
    @Gign_soft 2 роки тому +432

    This entire film feels like the script was written by a different writer each page, while only being given some info about the previous page, and it just goes on and on and on

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 2 роки тому

      chinese whispers: the movie

    • @owlrym.7417
      @owlrym.7417 2 роки тому +2

      It was a phone game between the writers.

  • @kylewadley5031
    @kylewadley5031 2 роки тому +97

    I can’t believe Pyro left out the fact that Jodi’s dad is played by the same guy who plays Greg’s dad in the diary of a wimpy kid movies

    • @KommToby
      @KommToby 2 роки тому +12

      I was thinking the same thing, he's so uncultured 😮‍💨

    • @dudemanofdude
      @dudemanofdude 2 роки тому +4

      Or that Jarvis Johnson lookalike has a cameo as well

  • @paroxysmic729
    @paroxysmic729 2 роки тому +30

    As someone who quite prone to panic attacks I can confidently say that the scene where Jodie had a panic attack was the best acting in the film.

  • @davidsitter3718
    @davidsitter3718 2 роки тому +1473

    As someone that is 6' 6" being tall is not something to treat like it's something with alot of prejudice against it. The only thing about it that's annoying, is the jokes and people asking you to get things off of high shelves for them.

    • @tombom6643
      @tombom6643 2 роки тому +133

      Frankly the only time being tall have goten me negative reactions from people is when you go out drinking, there's always that normal height guy whos had one to many drinks and think hes going to be a badass trying to pick a fight whit you.

    • @koidotjpeg9944
      @koidotjpeg9944 2 роки тому +12

      Do you ever have problems with doorways or fitting in cars? Just curious

    • @staigenerator2949
      @staigenerator2949 2 роки тому +7

      @@tombom6643 i mean the thing is you guys are guys but height stil isnr a problem

    • @tombom6643
      @tombom6643 2 роки тому +30

      @@koidotjpeg9944 lets just say im never gona own a Mazda MX-5 tried to sit in one once had my knees up in my chest.

    • @davidsitter3718
      @davidsitter3718 2 роки тому +24

      @@koidotjpeg9944 not so much doorways, I can always duck, but cars are definitely an issue. My friends have tried to make me ride in the back seat of a sports car with the "backseats" that you have to pull the passenger seat forward to get into. I definitely dont fit in those or even regular backseats. Most cars dont have backseats that are comfortable for someone like me.

  • @GRA5S
    @GRA5S 2 роки тому +191

    She's 6'1 and everyone around are 4'11. I mean, it's hard to believe that there is a highschool in USA where there are only 2 people above 6 ft, and one of them is just an exchange student. What about the athletes especially the basketball players, are they midgets too or sport just doesn't exist in the tall girl universe?

  • @idam9336
    @idam9336 2 роки тому +191

    I’m tall and I always thought that poverty was a problem in a lot of countries but I now see I was wrong. Thank you Tall Girl

    • @sternchen6077
      @sternchen6077 2 роки тому +27

      As a fellow tall person, after watching Tall Girl, I realized the homeless guy to who I gave money didn't need it. After coming to this revelation I took the money back and insulted him as he wasn't tall enough to truly have any problems

    • @schmeetsonbeetson7168
      @schmeetsonbeetson7168 2 роки тому +12

      Short to average girl depression: 🤮🤣🤣
      Tall girl depression: 😭😫✊

    • @line4169
      @line4169 2 роки тому +2

      Neon Genesis Evangelion ☠️😳

    • @cyrusthelizardking
      @cyrusthelizardking 2 роки тому +1

      As a tall person, I too believed equal rights and global warming were problems but now I see it’s actually me who deserves all of the sympathy
      /s

    • @sternchen6077
      @sternchen6077 2 роки тому

      @@cyrusthelizardking As long as "/s" means serious I agree with you!

  • @theallmightyfish3027
    @theallmightyfish3027 2 роки тому +48

    I have scoliosis, I have to wear a literal plastic tube that covers my whole torso 16 hours a day, even when I sleep.
    And I’d genuinely be insulted if someone made a movie about me with people going through so much worse things than me. Just like this movie protagonist, I have friends, family, house, food and education. There are people who have none of that.
    It is honestly a disgrace to me that some people dare to make a movie about someone suffering such a minor issue, AND making it look like it was such a big one just because it could make some money. Actually insulting.

  • @Thethingummything
    @Thethingummything 2 роки тому +389

    There is something so uniquely hilarious about Pyro sincerely saying the words, "why is he apologising? He's not the one who spilled juice all over the piano." Like, there is no irony in that folks, he's taking the film on its own terms

    • @FatCatCooper
      @FatCatCooper 2 роки тому +6

      He spent to much time edging when writing the script

    • @honibees
      @honibees 2 роки тому

      why? I don't get it what's the irony?

    • @KatherynneF
      @KatherynneF 2 роки тому

      @@honibees Irony in the sense of saying something ironically, not to be taken seriously. Lack of irony here just means he meant it wholeheartedly without some deeper meaning.

  • @DeathSkullY
    @DeathSkullY 2 роки тому +387

    A story about a small girl would be legit more fitting, I know a couple of people under 5'0 who were constantly taunted and treated like garden gnomes throughout high school.

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 2 роки тому +72

      Or you know, a small boy lol

    • @julieboolie4070
      @julieboolie4070 2 роки тому +9

      Really? I'm barely 5 feet and ppl thought it was adorable lol

    • @leovang3425
      @leovang3425 2 роки тому +61

      @@julieboolie4070 ehhh... depends on if you're attractive or cute in any sense. I would've been called garden gnome if I was 5 feet or less.

    • @phillychese
      @phillychese 2 роки тому +69

      @@julieboolie4070 girl short is different than guy short usually we pick up short guys and spin them around and throw them on a roof and they can’t get down

    • @justarandomghost2144
      @justarandomghost2144 2 роки тому +3

      @@julieboolie4070 depends on who you are. If people don't like you (unattractive or annoying to them) then it's more likely

  • @drew.-
    @drew.- 2 роки тому +412

    The fact that she's only 6'1 makes the film so much funnier

    • @neondynamite4350
      @neondynamite4350 2 роки тому +56

      5"11*

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 2 роки тому +29

      @@neondynamite4350 5'11" Not really that tall. 😶 I knew many tall girls in school and only one got "bullied". By bullied I mean they spoke about her appearance behind her back. Why? She was fat. It was an all girls school after all. She was built like a brick wall so they would be dumb to piss her off in front of her face. So I have never seen a woman bullied for being tall. People ask if they do sports or are models. But I am just 172 cm.

    • @aqsah14
      @aqsah14 2 роки тому +7

      @@neondynamite4350 where did you get this figure from ?

    • @datoneweirdo2524
      @datoneweirdo2524 2 роки тому +7

      @@aqsah14 its the actors height

    • @No-ln7tu
      @No-ln7tu 2 роки тому +11

      @@neondynamite4350 6’1* is the height of the character, 5’11 is the height of the actor… you need to either learn how to use google or improve your critical thinking skills lmao

  • @boxofcereal
    @boxofcereal 2 роки тому +59

    What kind of dystopian society do you live in when you’re bullied for being tall. That’s literally one of the few attributes that get you respect from others.

  • @aidansmith3821
    @aidansmith3821 2 роки тому +260

    The funny thing about these films that is flawed at its core is that I've seen about a billion people on Twitter begging for a girlfriend taller than them.

    • @DemoniteBL
      @DemoniteBL 2 роки тому +46

      Honestly, I've never seen any girl being bullied for being tall. If anything men will simp for them.

    • @kimhoile2933
      @kimhoile2933 2 роки тому +42

      Lady Dimitrescu and her fan base would like to have a word with you

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 2 роки тому +19

      @@DemoniteBL if anything i can only imagine short girls bullying, maybe due to their insecurities about their height or to vent. Otherwise everyone I know thinks being tall is attractive

    • @moa1846
      @moa1846 2 роки тому

      Me

    • @rainbowmothraleo
      @rainbowmothraleo 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tixio_T I'm 193 and I'm wholeheartedly agree. Too bad it's hard to find anyone this tall, let alone girls

  • @nfjkshfjwgeiwuy
    @nfjkshfjwgeiwuy 2 роки тому +271

    The fact that a sequel existed was beyond confusing.

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 2 роки тому +2

      They had to threaten at least one guy to give them money.

    • @maxdam4059
      @maxdam4059 2 роки тому +17

      This is netflix for you ,they cancel masterpieces and they give sequels to shit, i would not be surprised if netflix gave a sequel to Cuties 2 but it takes place in jeffrey epstein island and co staring one of the best known actors wait the movie is directed by jeffrey epstein and produced by him and weinstein .

  • @DanielPinheiroo
    @DanielPinheiroo 2 роки тому +2267

    You're welcome Pyro, we are very unhappy with ourselves for *way* more than that
    (im talking about the Brazil bit at the end)

    • @bepishombre8999
      @bepishombre8999 2 роки тому +18

      salve salve

    • @Aurelius11605
      @Aurelius11605 2 роки тому +3

      @@bepishombre8999 Thats latin.

    • @olivieremy6085
      @olivieremy6085 2 роки тому +1

      Samerda

    • @Rick-cs3jt
      @Rick-cs3jt 2 роки тому +1

      @@Aurelius11605 cala boca

    • @valter7405
      @valter7405 2 роки тому +8

      Yep, our economy is trash (dollar is 5 reais and INCREASING), our country has a lot of crime, etc... e mo ruim mano

  • @nprnilk
    @nprnilk Рік тому +6

    Fareeda: treats Stig like absolute garbarge.
    Also Fareeda: falls in love with Stig.

  • @Moose_vk
    @Moose_vk 2 роки тому +584

    I mean, aside from accent, Stig is pretty accurate to us Swedish people.
    He's absolutely miserable and socially awkward, with zero actual friends.
    Makes perfect sense to me.

    • @secretlyamonkey
      @secretlyamonkey 2 роки тому +20

      hey same here
      t. norwegian

    • @KatherynneF
      @KatherynneF 2 роки тому +67

      Oh god am I secretly swedish all along?

    • @dramgazgo656
      @dramgazgo656 2 роки тому +32

      Impossible, he's not racist enough

    • @Kumorini
      @Kumorini 2 роки тому +3

      @@secretlyamonkey What? I thought Norwegians are social? What about all those concerts and events that happen basically everyday?

    • @despacito2271
      @despacito2271 2 роки тому +4

      Damn i must be swedish😢

  • @nevamoth3384
    @nevamoth3384 2 роки тому +2115

    in all seriousness, why did they decide to make a movie about a tall girl being bullied? nobody would bully you for being tall, because you could probably fuck them up. short guy would literally be a better premise because short men are constantly made fun of, literally everywhere.
    oh, and not to mention, there are a LOT of guys who are into women who are taller than them. just putting that out there.

    • @barryallen2240
      @barryallen2240 2 роки тому +550

      As proven by that vampire lady from resident evil

    • @sm1purplmurderedme583
      @sm1purplmurderedme583 2 роки тому +34

      agreed

    • @cobaltCarnivore
      @cobaltCarnivore 2 роки тому +148

      As far as I've seen personally, there are only two situations someone will try to start shit with a local Bigfoot. That is either at a distance or to paint a target on their buddy's back for shits and giggles.

    • @dr.flatsoda297
      @dr.flatsoda297 2 роки тому +218

      Honestly if you're short and you get with a girl who's much taller than you it's badass cause when you're together it's you and your beloved dark souls boss

    • @playertoo9730
      @playertoo9730 2 роки тому +26

      @@barryallen2240 was about to comment this; lady dimetrisce us here for a reason 😋😋

  • @zCREz
    @zCREz 2 роки тому +17

    Most common accents from Americans trying to sound swedish:
    1. German
    2. German but from switzerland
    2. Dutch
    4. ????
    5. Russian

  • @robdillenger4763
    @robdillenger4763 2 роки тому +162

    Tall Girl 3: Tall Boys
    The series changes from a highschool drama to a dry but informative documentary series about American Malt Liquour.
    I give Tall Boys 25oz/10

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 2 роки тому +1400

    22:19 Pyro, I don't think anybody would have known about this game until you mentioned it. And now nobody's gonna forget XD

    • @sparkyboi4387
      @sparkyboi4387 2 роки тому +42

      i actually found out about that game by complete accident and i regret it

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 2 роки тому +79

      The most surprising thing about that game is that it's actually pretty good. Also it caters to Pyro's fetish. XD

    • @elonleon4452
      @elonleon4452 2 роки тому +7

      @@sparkyboi4387 good, i also regret knowing this game.

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 2 роки тому +18

      Me watching this: Wait, that game?? Is it something Pyro’s interested in? People have remotely even heard of it? They kind of made an entire game mechanic out of weight gain, so I assumed if any normies discovered it it would be satanized
      Me reading comments: oh, wait, _there’s_ the reaction…

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 2 роки тому +6

      Cool to see SonicHaXD on another Furry's channel!

  • @rayer3274
    @rayer3274 2 роки тому +48

    evil tall girl be like:
    - oh hey, you cool?
    - yeah, wanna hang out
    - ok
    *small girl*

  • @ToxicMothBoi
    @ToxicMothBoi 2 роки тому +35

    Dude the fact they portray relationships in such a toxic way makes me angry. Atleast give them real character development and make them FIX their problems now create more... geez man

  • @___blocked
    @___blocked 2 роки тому +136

    who on earth looked at tall girl and decided "wow this movie is great, it should have a sequel"
    who, i ask you

  • @doofusloofus8359
    @doofusloofus8359 2 роки тому +561

    You know, they probably could've used Jodie's character development to show an over-correction where she screws everything up. Even if poorly done it's better than repeating the last movie but worse.

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO 2 роки тому +11

      Another interesting thing they could have done (assuming its not brought up in the movie, i'm not gonna watch it) is the friend group realizing that they could tell Sig to go away without being aggressive about it. Like, the one girl makes jokes about him being Swedish a couple times. they weren't exactly super offensive but its kind of weird to have a movie that goes "bullies bad, don't make fun of people for things they can't control" and then "haha, bad person is Swedish"
      The movie really needed to make up its mind on what story it wanted to tell and it didn't. Like, am i supposed to feel bad for these people or am i not.

    • @abandonedaccount1877
      @abandonedaccount1877 2 роки тому

      Agreed.

  • @Flamme-Sanabi
    @Flamme-Sanabi 2 роки тому +608

    I think it would have been a lot more enjoyable if the way her insecurity spoke to her was more creative, like showing in the color pallet of the movie, for example:
    1. The room has a red light that gets stronger and brighter.
    2. The room just gets more messy and anggressive with the furniture being trashed around and shit.
    3. The camera starts to shake more intensivly the more anxious she gets
    (Yes, I will add more when I think of more.)

    • @mennacko1252
      @mennacko1252 2 роки тому +50

      Yeah but that would take effort

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi 2 роки тому +92

      @@mennacko1252with the budget this movie had, could they just have payed someone to make that effort.

    • @Giulia-ev9xo
      @Giulia-ev9xo 2 роки тому

      omg yesss

    • @howardsimcox5596
      @howardsimcox5596 2 роки тому +16

      Or if her insecurity was shown by her shitting herself

    • @JohnWick-rh1zz
      @JohnWick-rh1zz 2 роки тому +3

      Sounds like utopia

  • @Dumbledoraexplora
    @Dumbledoraexplora 2 роки тому +4

    "We thought he'd appreciate having some family around since you've been ignoring him for the last 3 months!" My brother in Christ not even being subtle on comparing Stig to a pet

  • @MediHusky
    @MediHusky 2 роки тому +289

    You can tell this is unrealistic because they're bullying her for her height but not her hairline.

  • @dstroyer11YT
    @dstroyer11YT 2 роки тому +617

    The fact that Pyro took his allegations and not only addressed and admitted to it, but also indirectly makes fun of his own kinks in the ad read makes Pyro even better.

    • @PrettyPinkPersephone
      @PrettyPinkPersephone 2 роки тому +62

      Agreed. Best way to cope tbh

    • @regaleagle6262
      @regaleagle6262 2 роки тому +8

      what

    • @theangriestcrusader
      @theangriestcrusader 2 роки тому +39

      @@regaleagle6262 boy do I have news for you

    • @ToadTWE
      @ToadTWE 2 роки тому +41

      @@Alvro202 there was some allegations pointed at him in 2019. The allegations were labeling him as grooming a minor. Don't worry, he didn't actually. I recommend watching his video on it if you want more info

    • @aarush4205
      @aarush4205 2 роки тому +3

      @@ToadTWE i think it was 2020 not 2019

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 2 роки тому +374

    I like how the movie is about a 'Tall Girl' being bullied and how she can't get a date because of being so tall, when in reality, tall people are generally considered intimidating by others and some guys actually prefers dating tall women in their lives, as proven by Lady Dimitrescu's fandom... yeah...

    • @smward87
      @smward87 2 роки тому +41

      Admittedly that was the first movie. In this one, her being tall seems to no longer be central to anything. So on one hand...while it's still a retread of the first movie in every other way, it's no longer about tall = bad. It's now just about Jody = insecure about everything else in her life now.

    • @AgentE1Games
      @AgentE1Games 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/iik25wqIuFo/v-deo.html

    • @CJ-lz9jg
      @CJ-lz9jg 2 роки тому +4

      Mate let's be real every body wants to look down instead of looking up while talking to a girl

    • @eviennedoux6656
      @eviennedoux6656 2 роки тому +27

      @@CJ-lz9jg nope. not me.

    • @AlexTheFlyingFemBoy
      @AlexTheFlyingFemBoy 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah we look up to tall females :]]]]]

  • @MarshallWolfMiller
    @MarshallWolfMiller 2 роки тому +11

    Emily Ting and her script writer must’ve brought Stig back for the sequel film because she saw how Stranger Things redeemed Steve’s character from bein an asshole jock to a nerdy friend of the group.
    Problem is that unlike The Duffer Brothers, the person who wrote Tall Girl 2 didn’t know how to properly write Stig’s character.
    Edit: On a side note, LOOK! IT’S THE CURRENT JAKE FROM STATE FARM! 9:44
    Edit #2: I can fully relate to havin an absolutely horrible panic attack. It happened right after I broke up with my girlfriend for nearly a year (it literally happened 5 days from what was gonna be our one year anniversary) and it formed from my lingerin thoughts at the time which were “I can’t live my life without her” and “I don’t know what I’m gonna do now”, thankfully I called one of my main best friends right as it was happenin and he eventually helped me calm down. All in all tho, yeah, it fuckin sucks dick.

  • @rolandzala2860
    @rolandzala2860 2 роки тому +610

    Love how Pyro makes every cheap-joked, shitty movie funny . And just because of he's a great guy. LOVE YOU PYRO

    • @berto17
      @berto17 2 роки тому +6

      he smells furry farts

    • @xpyroii
      @xpyroii 2 роки тому +1

      @@berto17 😳

    • @wari7666
      @wari7666 2 роки тому

      @@berto17 fat furry roleplay

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 2 роки тому +70

    "On some level, we all eat lunch alone"
    I absolutely love that absurdist line lmao

  • @checkm88
    @checkm88 2 роки тому +69

    As a tall girl, I mean guy, I can confirm we don't have good coordination. Always fumbling around everywhere, causing mini earthquakes everytime we fall but don't worry. Due to our height it takes a great deal of time to reach the ground, we practically fall in slow motion so there's plenty of time to brace for impact

    • @VJ-fr2zd
      @VJ-fr2zd 2 роки тому +2

      My back hurts and I’m tearing up, this is glorious 😂

    • @firewall5189
      @firewall5189 2 роки тому +18

      that kind of imagery just makes it sound like every person on the planet over 6 ft tall is fucking atlas or the colossal titan or the porky statue that chased you in brawl subspace emissary, and each of these comparisons is absolutely hilarious to me lol

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, I'm 178-181cm (fuck you, Imperial system), and I still quite often have a coordination of alcoholic, even though I'm sober.

  • @thatonebonkchoyguy
    @thatonebonkchoyguy 2 роки тому +6

    As a tall person, I have to say that the biggest societal obstacle I face as a result of my height is that I sometimes forget to duck and bang my head on my granny's roof while going down the stairs

  • @xlxsr893
    @xlxsr893 2 роки тому +40

    pyro saying Steve Zahn is from all of these other shows and not even bringing up Diary of a Wimpy Kid breaks my heart man. That acting was gold.

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake 2 роки тому +2

      I remember him from Daddy Daycare as Eddie Murphy's nerdy assistant.

    • @jordan85712
      @jordan85712 2 роки тому +1

      Fr I was waiting for him to mention that. Same with Jake from State Farm

    • @hgcommons
      @hgcommons 2 роки тому +1

      @@jordan85712 America-centrism yadda yadda

    • @jordan85712
      @jordan85712 2 роки тому

      @@hgcommons ?? I assumed state farm was an international thing and it seems I was wrong. No need to get bitchy

  • @LunaDelTuna
    @LunaDelTuna 2 роки тому +475

    I used to work with a guy that was 6'9, and people brought his height up so much to him that some would even ask me if he played basketball when they saw him walk by. It got to the point where I felt like I was 6'9 too and started defending him like, "no, actually he's a retired polo jockey who used to ride horses in the derby. He used to be 5'4, but he fell into a vat of nuclear waste a couple of years ago and can't stop growing. His doctor says he'll be 30 ft tall in 20 years, if he makes another 20 years, poor guy. Such a pity." They never usually let me get that far into my fake backstory I made up for him before they ask how's the weather from up there.

  • @rafipuff
    @rafipuff 2 роки тому +1191

    im really enjoying the long videos, super entertaining

    • @noahb0216
      @noahb0216 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed!

    • @synysterkatz6911
      @synysterkatz6911 2 роки тому

      Almost all of his videos are long

    • @ros9764
      @ros9764 2 роки тому +2

      Compared to some of his other essays, this one is pretty short

    • @lukasokolovsky519
      @lukasokolovsky519 2 роки тому

      Your videos are not so bad either

  • @justanotherpleeb4728
    @justanotherpleeb4728 Рік тому +3

    Bro ive been binge watching your channel for what I thought was the first time, and then looked at ur pfp... Something made me really recognise it. Then I realised, I used to watch your old Elemental Battleground videos with the TV head!!! Bro this brings back so many memories, im so glad you've got the success that you deserve.

  • @chegg1349
    @chegg1349 2 роки тому +273

    My father is schizophrenic and suffers from auditory hallucinations but since he's only 5ft4 he doesn't suffer as badly as Jodie obviously

  • @traelonin
    @traelonin 2 роки тому +260

    "Tall people arent known for their coorination"
    Pyro proceeds to give an example of tall people being more likely to be presidents

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 2 роки тому

      U missed the d

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 2 роки тому +4

      @@jinx8624 he’s 6’2

  • @broncoqwerty
    @broncoqwerty 2 роки тому +267

    Out of nowhere, Pyro busts out a 10/10 swedish accent. I'm thoroughly impressed

    • @RebeckadV
      @RebeckadV 2 роки тому +10

      Ikr I was so impressed that he nailed the melody of it haha

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 2 роки тому +3

      pretty sure his girlfriend is swedish

    • @eddieljung4920
      @eddieljung4920 2 роки тому +2

      @@RebeckadV very Stockholmy

  • @mrspritem4n
    @mrspritem4n Рік тому +4

    Steve Zahn also plays the dad in the diary of a wimpy kid movie series 😭😭

  • @SBTheDemon
    @SBTheDemon 2 роки тому +90

    In an alternate time line, the guy at 9:44 would’ve instead told them about the great savings they’d have by signing up with State Farm with their new tall insurance

  • @Thomas_Angelo
    @Thomas_Angelo 2 роки тому +210

    Thanks for raising awareness on this situation Markiplier.

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 2 роки тому +50

    I am disappointed in Pyro for not saying Steve Zahn played Frank Heffley in critically acclaimed hit movie, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"

  • @randomplushproductions
    @randomplushproductions 2 роки тому +9

    honestly, the short dude and the swedish guy have more chemistry than the tall girl and short guy. I would write this in so people would hate the film and Netflix wouldn't buy anymore

  • @lavallaisc1563
    @lavallaisc1563 2 роки тому +77

    the milk crate was an anti-hero, a beacon of violence and wrath being an answer until the very end where it served its true purpose as a stool. Salute.

    • @bigchungus8287
      @bigchungus8287 2 роки тому +1

      Man, your comment made me realize that the milk crate has more character development, and personality then a majority of the cast in this film

  • @BlueEyesWhiteJoeWBush
    @BlueEyesWhiteJoeWBush 2 роки тому +273

    My friend and I were so stoked when we learned there was going to be a sequel. We love watching these crappy Netflix teenage romcoms. They are always about these wealthy gorgeous teenagers who complain about life while being oblivious to those around them and crying about life in their million dollar homes

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 2 роки тому +8

      It is fun to watch them from that angle, but I still see it as a waste if time XD

    • @vodkawhisperer3923
      @vodkawhisperer3923 2 роки тому

      How is it entertaining though

    •  2 роки тому +1

      Why not watch a good movie instead?

    • @BlueEyesWhiteJoeWBush
      @BlueEyesWhiteJoeWBush 2 роки тому +2

      Its like the same as watching a terrible B horror movie. A lot of the enjoyment for us comes from ripping it apart and having a go at all the terrible people

  • @alexward8139
    @alexward8139 2 роки тому +85

    I don’t think a piano would cease to play notes if it just had some liquid spilled on the keys. I’d think it would only cause the keys to stick if it was a sugary drink but besides that, I’m pretty sure the piano should have still played notes.

    • @maxineschultze922
      @maxineschultze922 2 роки тому +23

      They act Iike it’s a computer that will break if it gets wet lmao

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 2 роки тому +15

      @@maxineschultze922 i'm just imagining the piano sparkin and spontaenously catcing fire

    • @hadinasrallah8928
      @hadinasrallah8928 2 роки тому +1

      @@justanothercommenterwithan9089 spencer Shay built the piano

    • @harmonicaman4782
      @harmonicaman4782 2 роки тому

      I’m the movies defense, there are a lot of instruments that could be. And even piano, it could cause mold, which is not good. It’s generally safest to keep any liquids away from instruments. For example, harmonicas are damaged by water, because it damages the reeds. And saxophone and other woodwinds are susceptible because it can get rid of the padding on the keys, stopping them from blocking air properly. It’s generally safe to assume an instrument and water don’t mix. Although it’s true that a piano wouldn’t break from just a water bottle. Although it’s still best to keep liquids out and make sure to dry it off, and sticky liquids could cause problems.

    • @tomchillen3039
      @tomchillen3039 2 роки тому +3

      @@harmonicaman4782 band nerd

  • @mangleman25
    @mangleman25 2 роки тому +35

    The entire concept of Tall Girl is hilarious to me because in my high school the homecoming queen was this chick who was like 6'4". Oh wow, I'm sure being tall is such a huge issue for girls.

  • @xcalibills
    @xcalibills 2 роки тому +279

    Pyrocynical really doing gods work reviewing films that literally nobody gives the slightest shlt about

    • @galelugialugia8265
      @galelugialugia8265 2 роки тому +4

      He watches them so we don't have to

    • @acat4215
      @acat4215 2 роки тому

      Apparently it was number 1 in Brazil

    • @xcalibills
      @xcalibills 2 роки тому +2

      @@galelugialugia8265 we already have 0 reason to 💀, he could've been working on petscop 2 instead. Or better yet a car sex sequel

    • @galelugialugia8265
      @galelugialugia8265 2 роки тому +2

      The world governments are keeping him from working on those cause they don't want the secret of Petscop being leaked and the fiasco of the failed govt spies that tried to silence him permanently almost got found out and had to improvise by having sex in a car

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados 2 роки тому +168

    I have literally never seen someone making fun of someone else for being tall. Mainly because tall people usually have this unspoken threat coming with them.

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 2 роки тому +22

      Tall people were always populair in my school

    • @skylerwhereisthemoney746
      @skylerwhereisthemoney746 2 роки тому +11

      @@Its_Me_Romano Yeah tall people are usually the coolest ones.

    • @LowLifeAM
      @LowLifeAM 2 роки тому +9

      @@skylerwhereisthemoney746 factual

    • @chichichichilling4822
      @chichichichilling4822 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah it's true. Tall people are usually more admired than bullied. But I gotta say tall people were the recipients of some real epic roasts in my high school days.

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 2 роки тому +5

      Height is an attractive trait

  • @jaredsearl4032
    @jaredsearl4032 2 роки тому +453

    I got mad respect for pyro making light of his own “preferences” now that people know, being able to joke about that kinda stuff and move on really shows you genuinely want to continue making content

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 роки тому +8

      Valid Good-Faith Criticism-Videos recently
      got pretty popular, especially the Big Ones like Jay Exci, Madvocate
      and Hbomberguy covering 3 different Franchises, BUT in a way that you literally
      dont have to know said Franchises to enjoy the Videos.

    • @pogisdog
      @pogisdog 2 роки тому +1

      at first i thought you said you got mad at pyro and was worried that something with that view would get 100 likes

    • @Gamer-ln5we
      @Gamer-ln5we 2 роки тому +10

      @@nenmaster5218 ehh mauler is more believable than hbomberguy, considering most of his criticism on fallout 3 can also be applied to new vegas, AND HE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP.

    • @nothingwrong2293
      @nothingwrong2293 2 роки тому

      @@Gamer-ln5we like what?

    • @o_ver2.094
      @o_ver2.094 2 роки тому +2

      @@Gamer-ln5we bethesda fanboy detected

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Рік тому +4

    this film: "being a tall woman is so hard, everyone hates you and thinks you're a weird freak"
    meanwhile, all the guys who want a tall dominant woman to step on them:

  • @svensvensson1085
    @svensvensson1085 2 роки тому +32

    Stig not talking about his feelings, is probably the most Swedish thing he did.

  • @hello9GAG
    @hello9GAG 2 роки тому +102

    My wife's son just walked into the living room while I watched this, screamed that "this isn't Petscop 2" and proceeded to punch me directly in the face. Thanks Pyro!

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 2 роки тому +2

      Was your wife's boyfriend also there? Sorry, I had to do it lmao

    • @frankuraku5622
      @frankuraku5622 2 роки тому

      @@_Lumiere_ Good question

  • @SaulTeeNutz
    @SaulTeeNutz 2 роки тому +519

    Never thought I’d love to see the day of this film getting a sequel.

    • @SaulTeeNutz
      @SaulTeeNutz 2 роки тому +14

      WHY AM I BEING TARGETED BY ROBOTS

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 2 роки тому +6

      @@SaulTeeNutz run

    • @mcoupe69
      @mcoupe69 2 роки тому +6

      @@SaulTeeNutz they just want to show you the vergeen.. the booba.. and the HEAT!!!!!

    • @mcoupe69
      @mcoupe69 2 роки тому +3

      @@SaulTeeNutz and always remember..
      Yoongi=Butter

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 2 роки тому

      Us either

  • @d_king2923
    @d_king2923 Рік тому +4

    If they had her fail the audition her loss in self confidence would make more sense