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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  3 роки тому +8078

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  • @oblivionfan345Tony
    @oblivionfan345Tony 3 роки тому +1961

    "In prison you never talk about your crime."
    How to tell the writers have no idea what prison is like. That's literally the FIRST thing you're cell mate will ask you to judge on whether or not you're gonna kill them while they sleep.

    • @Nim-ish
      @Nim-ish 3 роки тому +90

      how do you know that.......

    • @toblessfume5789
      @toblessfume5789 3 роки тому +364

      The Dark Eyed Ninja pyro’s dad told us

    • @siriseriez2570
      @siriseriez2570 3 роки тому +78

      The Dark Eyed Ninja people who have been locked up say it. You can search on UA-cam this Shaun Atwood guy

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 3 роки тому +37

      SiriSeriez Shaun Attaway*

    • @philipmiguel5563
      @philipmiguel5563 3 роки тому +77

      @@Angels510 Is this an attaway general reference?

  • @yellowplaydough7894
    @yellowplaydough7894 3 роки тому +3828

    "attaway general"
    "HELP MY SON HAS BEEN SHOT AND NE-"
    "that is not a disease"

    • @Ivannbeats
      @Ivannbeats 3 роки тому +52

      the best comment ever

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 роки тому +88

      these jokes in the comments are funnier than the entire show

    • @Ivannbeats
      @Ivannbeats 3 роки тому +9

      @@omnical6135 agreed

    • @casparclark9933
      @casparclark9933 3 роки тому +8

      Goddamnit I spat out my drink 😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanm8529
      @ryanm8529 3 роки тому +2

      lol

  • @sgtfargant2126
    @sgtfargant2126 3 роки тому +2258

    I think the best actor that deserve an award is Franklin the Coffee maker 10/10 great acting

    • @bigdipper8572
      @bigdipper8572 2 роки тому +21

      What no it's the oxygen around them it's the real star

    • @ckckckckskdkdk
      @ckckckckskdkdk 2 роки тому +46

      Yes so true he had such a great character develepment, his acting were so good i have never seen anyone act as a coffee maker like this before truely 10/10 actor i cannot get my eyes of

    • @voidsmith8887
      @voidsmith8887 2 роки тому +5

      @@bigdipper8572 Nah, it's the space-time around them that's the real MVP

    • @Calypso-ro8iu
      @Calypso-ro8iu 2 роки тому +3

      Facts

    • @colemanbubar5098
      @colemanbubar5098 2 роки тому +3

      I actually believed he was a real coffee maker

  • @colemanbubar5098
    @colemanbubar5098 2 роки тому +730

    “Attaway general”
    “My daughter has Ligma!”
    “No, that is not a disease”

    • @lilgaymarker
      @lilgaymarker 2 роки тому +56

      wow Candice must be really mad

    • @zanecoutts9986
      @zanecoutts9986 2 роки тому +46

      @@lilgaymarker Who's Steve Jobs?

    • @arambles1
      @arambles1 2 роки тому +46

      @@zanecoutts9986 joe mama ha gottem

    • @Shanisgreat
      @Shanisgreat 2 роки тому

      @@arambles1 wait what

    • @JuliaJvn_6
      @JuliaJvn_6 2 роки тому +1

      @@lilgaymarker who can dice

  • @BakedPotatoYT1
    @BakedPotatoYT1 3 роки тому +4949

    She's mad because her dad is busy saving other people's life. Wow, good storyline.

    • @ShadeMeadows
      @ShadeMeadows 3 роки тому +408

      When kids do that in movies...
      SOMETIMES i can understand when they are small...
      not when they are OLD ENOUGH.

    • @mr.e2551
      @mr.e2551 3 роки тому +126

      Sounds like boruto to me

    • @toomanysandwiches8665
      @toomanysandwiches8665 3 роки тому +127

      white girl moment

    • @arandomguy3288
      @arandomguy3288 3 роки тому +14

      What is this boruto??

    • @grandldude
      @grandldude 3 роки тому +11

      If you can even call it that, the man doesn’t even do anything

  • @hakzource8660
    @hakzource8660 3 роки тому +4710

    Apparently the doctor is the villain because he wants to do his job properly. As expected of Top notch tiktok TV show

    • @sam_v_murray6037
      @sam_v_murray6037 3 роки тому +157

      considering he hired dixie he ain’t doing a good job

    • @damienjones1487
      @damienjones1487 3 роки тому +99

      @My name is Irrelevant not all teens are likes this, and you should know that....

    • @lukassrensen9420
      @lukassrensen9420 3 роки тому +32

      What kinds if teens have you guys met maybe if you change your aditude they might change theirs

    • @damienjones1487
      @damienjones1487 3 роки тому +14

      @WiIIow Cooki3 ok by apologizing for being "rude" after you being "rude" you sound dumb as hell. also im taking drivers ed rn, so sadly im not 12

    • @jean-baptistechopin1799
      @jean-baptistechopin1799 3 роки тому +44

      @My name is Irrelevant I'd say that's tiktok and especially spoiled teenagers. As they have load of popularity they feel special and unique, while they are not. So when their parents act as parents, as they should do, those kids want to so hard to be treated as celebrities that for them their parents are suppressive all the time. But in a more broad sense, if teenagers are sometimes wrong about their parents, the parents are also sometimes unable to understand or have compassion for their kids while they are suffering.

  • @04gerd
    @04gerd 2 роки тому +734

    These guys acting skill is just like how I imagine bread have conversations

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 2 роки тому +43

      Bread has more personality and actually have some form of worth and value unlike any tik tok star ever
      The kid playing Jack is SO damn worthless, he just doesn’t care about anything

    • @carolinpurayidom4570
      @carolinpurayidom4570 2 роки тому +2

      @@higaiwokeru They are worth something just not in the acting or entertainment Industry field yet

    • @bravepigster
      @bravepigster 2 роки тому +6

      @@higaiwokeru why’s he got a speech impediment throughout the whole thing? If he actually talks like that all the time how do people find the will to watch his videos?

    • @spiritualpianochords9868
      @spiritualpianochords9868 2 роки тому +10

      I fucking love bread

    • @jacknedry3925
      @jacknedry3925 2 роки тому +6

      @@spiritualpianochords9868,
      A very utilitarian food!

  • @DeadlyAntelope
    @DeadlyAntelope 3 роки тому +573

    15:10 as an spanish person, I can assure you that Spanish TV sounds exactly like that

  • @lukeoconnell4095
    @lukeoconnell4095 3 роки тому +4343

    I love how this show has worse acting than a children’s play.

    • @specopstdog3057
      @specopstdog3057 3 роки тому +56

      Ikr

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 3 роки тому +99

      It's painful.

    • @DudeCole110
      @DudeCole110 3 роки тому +89

      The acting is so stilted, I want to die

    • @vin7665
      @vin7665 3 роки тому +79

      I’ve seen better acting from a toddler pretending to not have the cookie jar

    • @atomic-art
      @atomic-art 3 роки тому +10

      Its worse than power rangers megaforce

  • @bignut02
    @bignut02 3 роки тому +3442

    Jesus christ, Jack puts less effort into acting than people in mobile game ads.

  • @nicolaberry9550
    @nicolaberry9550 2 роки тому +188

    “Shouldn’t we be doing more than learning how to make coffee? There’s an emergency out there,”
    _She says like she has the experience to deal with said emergency._

  • @Astrocam88
    @Astrocam88 3 роки тому +127

    Why is that guy with the arrow in his knee just kind of telling his life story as though he doesn't have an arrow in his knee? 😂

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +26

      Well he did used to be an adventurer

  • @SKILL3RS101
    @SKILL3RS101 3 роки тому +1339

    Character: Wears hairnet.
    Also Character: Has 95% of hair outside of hairnet, thus rendering it useless.

    • @ishanafondekar6334
      @ishanafondekar6334 3 роки тому +76

      Looking for logic in TikTok productions is like looking for snow inside a volcano.

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 3 роки тому +9

      @@ishanafondekar6334 I bet you could find snow in a volcano though

    • @parascytheplays2879
      @parascytheplays2879 3 роки тому +4

      @@sneakysnake7695 go back to tiktok

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 3 роки тому +17

      @@parascytheplays2879 I don't think you understood what I went, you can actually find snow in a volcano but you can't find logic in the show, thanks for making me have to explain the joke

    • @BakedPotatoYT1
      @BakedPotatoYT1 3 роки тому +1

      It's actually allowed. You only need to protect the root of the hair with hair net and it will prevent the hair from falling as the hair net is squeezing the sides. A real doctor watched that scene and didn't complained about it, he did complain about the dude blowing his gloves before wearing tho.

  • @goldbondshaq5369
    @goldbondshaq5369 3 роки тому +3399

    God the kid with the curly hair is the worst actor I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.

    • @FearDoe
      @FearDoe 3 роки тому +382

      he sounds like he only learned how to speak a few days ago

    • @ms.dr3amer
      @ms.dr3amer 3 роки тому +147

      he sounds like he has the worst cold a person can get

    • @goodkindofscum6299
      @goodkindofscum6299 3 роки тому +31

      His "acting" reminds me of the Disaster Artist

    • @silentdeath2073
      @silentdeath2073 3 роки тому +11

      well put shaq, well put

    • @ZemoGames
      @ZemoGames 3 роки тому +42

      They’re tiktokers... they have no talent or skill

  • @sophixxu
    @sophixxu 3 роки тому +154

    Is no one going to talk about the two tiktokers who just placed the hairnet on top of their head...

    • @witchyfeltthat
      @witchyfeltthat 3 роки тому +25

      I was continually waiting for someone to tuck their hair in and it never came. One of the biggest letdowns of my life.

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 роки тому +1

      @@witchyfeltthat You're watching a show about Tik Tokers and that's your biggest issue? Lmao

    • @witchyfeltthat
      @witchyfeltthat 2 роки тому +3

      @@visassess8607 It was a joke. Lmao.

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 роки тому

      @@witchyfeltthatYes...I know...🤦

    • @witchyfeltthat
      @witchyfeltthat 2 роки тому +1

      @@visassess8607 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @BigSisterMoon9812
    @BigSisterMoon9812 3 роки тому +49

    Every 4.5 nanoseconds:
    *Someone starts dying*
    1 minute later:
    *I am fine bro*

  • @foxxthing8004
    @foxxthing8004 3 роки тому +1503

    “Uhh my mother is having a heart attack and she needs immediate attention-”
    *”that is not a disease”*

  • @daftpunk89
    @daftpunk89 3 роки тому +5888

    For a supposed "bad boy", Jack is as intimidating as a wet kitten

    • @Modernhabitus
      @Modernhabitus 3 роки тому +440

      Dudes voice is so annoying and monotone

    • @pricex3
      @pricex3 3 роки тому +175

      and wet kittens are intimidating as fuck 😱😱😱😨😳😳

    • @meingoobby8231
      @meingoobby8231 3 роки тому +208

      He looks like he'll cry if someone taps his head

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 роки тому +112

      There's that South Park clip where Cartman talks shit to some guy and then gets punched and starts crying and screaming. That's Jack

    • @saucysacrilegious
      @saucysacrilegious 3 роки тому +22

      and his voice sounds like one too

  • @abizarrepizzaguy1376
    @abizarrepizzaguy1376 3 роки тому +22

    Jack is as intimidating as a 6 year old pointing a nerf gun at you and saying they will kill you...yeah, that non-existent intimidation.

  • @BadPandaStudios
    @BadPandaStudios 2 роки тому +82

    16:12
    Pyro: you’re about to witness the worse acting in human history.
    Me: (Thinking of The Room)

    • @ocelot9680
      @ocelot9680 2 роки тому +6

      Ah a man of culture

    • @dunning827
      @dunning827 2 роки тому +6

      The room is so bad it’s great tho imo

  • @milky9602
    @milky9602 3 роки тому +2838

    "Attaway General"
    "My wife is dea-"
    "That is not a disease"

    • @sup_a
      @sup_a 3 роки тому +95

      “Attaway General”
      “My dad dropped the soap in prison”
      “That is not a disease”

    • @jackperson5242
      @jackperson5242 3 роки тому +23

      I mean, it isnt

    • @animebaseline3520
      @animebaseline3520 3 роки тому +47

      "Attaway General"
      "my brother nose is uncontrollably bleeding"
      "That is not a disease"

    • @pogling4500
      @pogling4500 3 роки тому +14

      American healthcare be like

    • @gggg-hq4td
      @gggg-hq4td 3 роки тому +9

      i mean if she is already dead a hospital can't really help you

  • @cirava
    @cirava 3 роки тому +3959

    I like how even after making fun of Raid Shadow Legends, Pyro still gets sponsored by them.

    • @w_3209
      @w_3209 3 роки тому +187

      you either die a hero or live long enough to become the enemy

    • @koilio3210
      @koilio3210 3 роки тому +12

      i just started the video and i see this and now im scared

    • @dauntedshrimp73
      @dauntedshrimp73 3 роки тому +63

      At this point I think pyro just wants money lol

    • @f-0431
      @f-0431 3 роки тому +7

      The links look like ip grabbers lol

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 3 роки тому +43

      @@dauntedshrimp73 Life is hard, Brother.

  • @bobobsen
    @bobobsen 2 роки тому +12

    I have theory that Dr Henry's wife didn't "leave", she died and he told his daughter she left because Dr Henry believes he can bring her back to life. He intentionally built a hospital where patients constantly die due to malpractice, each death fueling his powers. He can't have too many of them die so he allows some to live, which he can arrange by merely touching them. That's why he hires tiktokers and almost no doctors are ever seen. He's become so strong that previously healthy people around him spontaneously get heart attacks or collapse for no reason. He's getting close.

    • @historyandstuff16
      @historyandstuff16 2 роки тому +2

      Holy shit, how could you say something so controversial but so true?

    • @SilverPrince_
      @SilverPrince_ 11 місяців тому

      He's like a shitty Gendo Ikari

  • @co1894
    @co1894 3 роки тому +3495

    Pyro's Google history looks like:
    "Scooby Doo running noise"
    "AngryJoe saying badass"
    "Colonel yelling SNAKE"
    "Darth Vader yelling NO"
    "How long do fathers usually serve in prison?"
    "Etc"
    After every video

    • @thatstockimageguy1067
      @thatstockimageguy1067 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 3 роки тому +42

      Looks up “popular video games to reference”

    • @biggeneric5507
      @biggeneric5507 3 роки тому +2

      And dark souls reference

    • @sirawesomethethird8707
      @sirawesomethethird8707 3 роки тому +12

      ‘Nazeem’s only fucking voice line’
      Anyone wondering it’s the cloud district thing from Skyrim

    • @LadiesHideYourMans
      @LadiesHideYourMans 3 роки тому +7

      @N-Word please stop spamming idc if you say the n word dude

  • @oof6780
    @oof6780 3 роки тому +2123

    ,,Lele Pons enters the scene" *heart rate goes up*

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 3 роки тому +32

      @N-Word I subscribed when I saw you comment on another comment and then I saw like 10 more comments and now I'm unsubbing lmao

    • @jacobwo4133
      @jacobwo4133 3 роки тому +6

      @@heggy_69 I see him literally everywhere

    • @megamind2579
      @megamind2579 3 роки тому +12

      @@jacobwo4133 "everywhere I go, I see his face"

    • @funnyskull14
      @funnyskull14 3 роки тому +1

      @@dabirdgaming8207 dude stop sending links to a dumb a video I've seen it like 100 if these

    • @everynameimakeiscringe8641
      @everynameimakeiscringe8641 3 роки тому

      Cringe rate 100%

  • @RyujiTakashiro
    @RyujiTakashiro 2 роки тому +68

    As a guy who's going through medical college, this show hurts me

  • @milaraines2684
    @milaraines2684 2 роки тому +50

    Pyro’s humor is raid shadow legends, far cry, and dark souls

  • @MrChairReal
    @MrChairReal 3 роки тому +3382

    "Attaway General"
    *"MY DAUGHTER HAS LIGMA"*
    "that is not a disease"

  • @albthewise6135
    @albthewise6135 3 роки тому +2392

    Plot twist: pyro is doing movie reviews because he still hasn’t gotten a haircut

  • @devdylan6152
    @devdylan6152 2 роки тому +87

    I once was lost in a hospital searching for a bathroom, spent a good 45 minutes lost, finally went in and it was a long session... and a doctor and some nurses started talking right outside the bathroom door and it was like a single restroom so the door was right next to them so I had to then start going silently and it was a number 2 and it was like a quite place in the hospital with very few people around... they talked a ton about a ongoing case with personal medical information.... I kept listening and realized it was about my then girlfriend now ex and stayed in the toilet for a long time trying to not come out into that awkwardly but the longer I stayed the stranger it would seem and I got stuck for over an hour and I gave up came out and let him know I could hear everything they were saying and that they should be more mindful when talking about personal medical information in places like this and had a really awkward set of interactions. there is no point in this story... this awkward garbage just reminded me of that horrible experience.

    • @commissarthorne3894
      @commissarthorne3894 2 роки тому +20

      The things you learn about people in the UA-cam comment section is astounding

  • @chungus100
    @chungus100 3 роки тому +93

    Everyone: Water in Attaway
    Pyro: Wo'ah in a'a'way

  • @teamonion9695
    @teamonion9695 3 роки тому +851

    Jack *actually* sounds like he was born tomorrow.

    • @nooglewoogle6862
      @nooglewoogle6862 3 роки тому +13

      Not yesterday. tomorrow lol

    • @sweet5304
      @sweet5304 3 роки тому +42

      *does that mean we abort him next month?*

    • @joebidengaming5525
      @joebidengaming5525 3 роки тому +7

      @@sweet5304 yes

    • @comilll7828
      @comilll7828 3 роки тому +2

      Hold up

    • @axisaroundme
      @axisaroundme 3 роки тому +4

      I was born in 3021 im here to warn u, this video will get reported by a lil timmy

  • @mzrohan3226
    @mzrohan3226 3 роки тому +2075

    The level of Cringe that one kid who went to juvie has conjured with his acting has put my mental health off life support

  • @kevinmcdeath
    @kevinmcdeath 3 роки тому +23

    This video is like 5 times longer than an actual episode of this but it has about 50 times the effort put in

  • @krabby-patty
    @krabby-patty 2 роки тому +28

    Moral of the story: don't let kids who do tiktok dances for a living have their own tv shows.

  • @LucasZero64
    @LucasZero64 3 роки тому +2796

    the lele pons fake out actually gave me genuine terror

    • @ignaciobarriga2678
      @ignaciobarriga2678 3 роки тому +15

      Lmaooo

    • @captainkiwi77
      @captainkiwi77 3 роки тому +65

      I was in the middle of drinking and I fucking choked

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 3 роки тому +31

      I was about to start crying and shaking bro, really got me tense.

    • @SupremeLeaderOfTheBluepremacy
      @SupremeLeaderOfTheBluepremacy 3 роки тому +25

      I closed the video. I straight up closed the video because I couldn’t deal with Lele Pons.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 3 роки тому +6

      IjuanSena2169 Understandable. (But it was also a fake out, don’t worry,)

  • @milessipper2366
    @milessipper2366 3 роки тому +746

    The writers were so bad that they didnt even tell the tik tok stars to put their hair underneath a hair cap

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 3 роки тому +39

      LMAO WTF WOULD BE THE POINT IF YOUR HAIR AINT IN THE CAP

    • @NH-hq7ly
      @NH-hq7ly 3 роки тому +5

      Yes and Pyrocynical didn't point it out

    • @whittybench5788
      @whittybench5788 3 роки тому

      @@NH-hq7ly annoying how he didnt say anything about it

    • @meyeneetuks4680
      @meyeneetuks4680 3 роки тому +2

      Low key kinda made me uncomfortable. They wore it like it was a fckin beanie.

  • @monster5.912
    @monster5.912 2 роки тому +12

    this entire show sounds like when you reenact something in middle school

  • @kikosawa
    @kikosawa 2 роки тому +40

    We have a youtuber back in Russia named Gufovsky. He uploads once in a lifetime, but it is always worth the wait. I'm proud to announce that you resemble his editing style very well and I am able to quench the urge of watching Gufovsky by watching you instead.

    • @clause6930
      @clause6930 2 роки тому +1

      nbd cares

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa 2 роки тому +11

      @@clause6930 why'd you respond then?

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 2 роки тому +7

      @@clause6930 the russians do

    • @revolutionstudios5052
      @revolutionstudios5052 2 роки тому +4

      @@clause6930 You're wrong, because I do care. It's always nice to learn what people outside the American Sphere of Ignorance are watching on this forsaken platform.

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain 2 роки тому

      what about podel

  • @TheGoldenJourneyer
    @TheGoldenJourneyer 3 роки тому +2956

    The day Pyrocynical makes a 5 hour analysis of Breaking Bad is the day we ascend

  • @sebman7408
    @sebman7408 3 роки тому +2028

    is no one gonna talk about how they let a guy with a criminal record, be a volunteer at a hospital???

    • @llolichannel
      @llolichannel 3 роки тому +267

      Joke aside, some prisoners actually work at hospitals as a way to lighten their sentence, mainly cleaning or moving things around tho, the mechanical stuff and not dealing with patients, hahah

    • @JotaroKujo-nj4bx
      @JotaroKujo-nj4bx 3 роки тому +45

      Unless he committed a violent crime what’s the harm?

    • @redbullcan8538
      @redbullcan8538 3 роки тому +72

      @@JotaroKujo-nj4bx because its easier to assume that people who have broken the law already would be more dangerous than someone who hasn't

    • @redbullcan8538
      @redbullcan8538 3 роки тому +39

      @@JotaroKujo-nj4bx I'm not saying its right to reject someone who has a criminal record for something minor like that, I'm just saying that if they had a choice between two people: one who has never broken the law and one who has. They would most likely pick the person who hasn't.

    • @JotaroKujo-nj4bx
      @JotaroKujo-nj4bx 3 роки тому +12

      Catalina
      I’m saying they shouldn’t be biased by that and that shouldn’t even be listed in the first place (employers asking their potential employees if they have a criminal record) A person committing a nonviolent crime when they were younger shouldn’t affect their ability to make a living years later
      That just sets them up to go down a criminal path

  • @kiakiller6338
    @kiakiller6338 3 роки тому +23

    The review is 1000 times better than the actual show, funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time

  • @thecollector427
    @thecollector427 3 роки тому +16

    6:45
    the calmness in his voice while losing a lot of blood makes me laugh so hard XD

  • @Khranok
    @Khranok 3 роки тому +836

    Imagine going through theatrical school in the hope of being an actual child actor and instead someone who lip synced a song on an app instead gets work 😂

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 3 роки тому +75

      Yea but they can roll their eyes sooooooo

    • @abbigailb.halcon5695
      @abbigailb.halcon5695 3 роки тому +6

      HAHAH that sucks, imagine what would Adam Sandler say

    • @smiIeyface
      @smiIeyface 3 роки тому +30

      @TUME 1 You sound like one of tiktok actors in that show replying to this comment, why so offensive?

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 3 роки тому +8

      @TUME 1 Do you have a point or are you just generally mad at nothing?

    • @nocomment9532
      @nocomment9532 3 роки тому +4

      @TUME 1 There is such a thing as theatrical school, for example the Sylvia Young Theatre School in london. pull your head out your arse bruv

  • @LensenMessias
    @LensenMessias 3 роки тому +1206

    The whole show is literally just a giant Oblivion Cutscene with in-game NPC Dialogue

    • @ShadeMeadows
      @ShadeMeadows 3 роки тому +23

      Bethesda writes it better~

    • @tazallordofpog5559
      @tazallordofpog5559 3 роки тому +4

      indeed it has the open world of daggerfell and the dialogue of a todd howard obglivion npc

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie 3 роки тому +2

      @Lenni Yes, we heard Pyro make this joke in the video.

    • @Sirvanquish
      @Sirvanquish 3 роки тому +1

      STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

    • @eth1937
      @eth1937 3 роки тому +1

      theyve got to make.... MONEYYYYY

  • @lucaszanettin8257
    @lucaszanettin8257 2 роки тому +4

    I have never seen a ad both incomprehensibly confusing and greatly effective like this one

  • @henrickspuitz8081
    @henrickspuitz8081 2 роки тому +7

    This makes house and greys anatomy look like real footage from a hospital

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 3 роки тому +655

    The guy who went to jail is supposed to be this tough guy but he’s the least intimidating person I’ve seen in my life

    • @LadiesHideYourMans
      @LadiesHideYourMans 3 роки тому +67

      Probably went to jail for smoking fake weed mixed with cocaine

    • @hannahmutantspider1102
      @hannahmutantspider1102 3 роки тому +34

      He woahed too hard

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 3 роки тому +16

      He accidentally hit someone while hitting the Woah

    • @Hornswaggerz
      @Hornswaggerz 3 роки тому +34

      I love how he's supposed to be an edgy badass who does crime when in reality he seems more like a gay teen who shops at hot topic religiously

    • @galis4383
      @galis4383 3 роки тому +11

      The guy who's supposed to be a tough guy is a 17 yo kid who's 5'5" tall and weighs barely 130 pounds. A toddler with a knife is more intimidating.

  • @saltypepega9608
    @saltypepega9608 3 роки тому +895

    plot twist:
    the four main characters are actually the four horsemen of the apocalypse sent to destroy us all over the internet

    • @Makar_The_Delver
      @Makar_The_Delver 3 роки тому +20

      Those would be Censorship, Kill Switches, Net neutrality, and Sonic’s entire fanbase.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 роки тому +1

      You mentioned The Four Horsemen...
      ua-cam.com/video/Wkvd7pbfM78/v-deo.html

    • @Makar_The_Delver
      @Makar_The_Delver 3 роки тому +1

      @@gfilmer7150 thank you, I LOVE Metallica!

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 роки тому +2

      @@Makar_The_Delver I know my music.

  • @totesfleisch258
    @totesfleisch258 3 роки тому +7

    07:35 The literal first thing youre gonna get asked by other inmates when you transfer, is why youre doing time. Which is a deciding factor if literally every group will hate and maybe try to kill you, or if youre a possible recruit.

  • @cwushh
    @cwushh 2 роки тому +6

    I like how the guy in the last scene is just left awkwardly standing there, looking around...

  • @username-ur6dq
    @username-ur6dq 3 роки тому +906

    calling them bad actors is disrespectful to bad actors

    • @ShadeMeadows
      @ShadeMeadows 3 роки тому +71

      Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen does not deserve to be in the same level as these "actors"

    • @xxxx_tast_xxxx840
      @xxxx_tast_xxxx840 3 роки тому +26

      Calling them actors is a insult to all actors

    • @notrevy
      @notrevy 3 роки тому +17

      Calling them humans is an insult to humans

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 3 роки тому +20

      Calling them anything at all is is disrespectful to any word in the universe

    • @azurella_5553
      @azurella_5553 3 роки тому +15

      @@jamie8037 Them existing is an insult to everyone who has ever existed.

  • @nobody1yearand130
    @nobody1yearand130 3 роки тому +816

    "Im losing a lot of blood right now"
    *"Y O U S H O U L D B E F I N E"*

  • @crownedfool115
    @crownedfool115 2 роки тому +9

    "La proxima vez en romper malo
    Entonces porque no mueres de una vez?"
    As a native spanish speaker, that caught me off-guard and made me laugh like fkn crazy.
    Just subbed.

  • @wismy_5032
    @wismy_5032 3 роки тому +7

    That Breaking Bad thing made me laugh, out of all the stuff in this video, referencing and good show whilst watching a bad show was the funniest thing for me.

    • @wismy_5032
      @wismy_5032 3 роки тому +1

      To be more clear, I'm talking about the one where he's on Netflix.

  • @umbra7335
    @umbra7335 3 роки тому +554

    Dixie still has a more famous family member even in a fictional universe.

    • @CXR0W
      @CXR0W 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment.

    • @brendankerr7697
      @brendankerr7697 3 роки тому +26

      She can’t escape that shadow

    • @beef5000
      @beef5000 3 роки тому +18

      @@brendankerr7697 kinda sad honestly

    • @bathwaterseller7080
      @bathwaterseller7080 3 роки тому +4

      Beef Grumble no

    • @brendankerr7697
      @brendankerr7697 3 роки тому +3

      Beef Grumble I mean at the end of the day she’s making more money from a quirky dance then I’ll ever see in my life

  • @ajb1064
    @ajb1064 3 роки тому +578

    I once got an ad for tik tok and at the bottom it said “escape Tiktok” instead of “escape to Tiktok”. I think they were warning us.

  • @JGStone
    @JGStone 2 роки тому +12

    Wow, it's even hard to watch the review, that's some achievement not every bad show can acquire.

  • @mattsherack
    @mattsherack 2 роки тому +22

    This guy is pretty good at reviewing stuff. He should make an 8 hour video on an underrated British conspiracy drama and its dreadful American counterpart.

  • @bugjuice5622
    @bugjuice5622 3 роки тому +1164

    I don’t think they realized that hairnets are supposed to , idk, hold hair? Girl got her whole wig out

    • @stars7710
      @stars7710 3 роки тому +60

      I saw that and expected Pyro to say something about it lmao. It was painful to watch.

    • @jeanyjazzy8769
      @jeanyjazzy8769 3 роки тому +8

      Bruh you are so right

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @Aka-wy7iw
      @Aka-wy7iw 3 роки тому +4

      Exactly!!!!

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 3 роки тому +10

      They are tik tok “stars”
      Not really the peak of knowledge

  • @KianJustSux
    @KianJustSux 3 роки тому +1518

    Even with the Logan Paul movie I didn’t cringe this hard, I could literally feel myself hurting from inside

    • @manavarunaravind4290
      @manavarunaravind4290 3 роки тому +45

      That movie was bad but not an abomination like this one

    • @redwing1766
      @redwing1766 3 роки тому +32

      Least Logan can somewhat act

    • @mkall
      @mkall 3 роки тому +4

      i became suicidal after watching this video critiquing the movie

    • @txchno4271
      @txchno4271 3 роки тому +2

      in that movie at least ppl actually tried

    • @weezlewax6839
      @weezlewax6839 3 роки тому +3

      They’re tiktokers what the hell did you expect

  • @KeejTV
    @KeejTV Рік тому +2

    When she asked where the old man went and the nurse pointed to the ground going "He went ATTAWAY!!"
    I cried.

  • @hansoberhaus3950
    @hansoberhaus3950 3 роки тому +5

    33:30 OMG im dying lmaooo

  • @ayyy_julio7249
    @ayyy_julio7249 3 роки тому +795

    why does Dixie damelios voice sound like a 34 year old long beach construction worker who got lung cancer from the concrete fumes.

  • @damslami8903
    @damslami8903 3 роки тому +761

    The writers of this show were like, “People mysteriously pass out really often right? Like most people have mysterious diseases?”

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 роки тому +10

      Its actually Nurgle
      And STANDO POWAH

    • @dubc7565
      @dubc7565 3 роки тому +10

      They watched too much House and thought he was a normal doctor

    • @Epicgamer-fg9tl
      @Epicgamer-fg9tl 3 роки тому +1

      @@comradekenobi6908 r

    • @donktordank
      @donktordank 3 роки тому +3

      THATS NOT A DISEASE

  • @ellayted9522
    @ellayted9522 2 роки тому +6

    "Holden, like most of us when we're touched by a female, enters into a catatonic state." 😂😂 Dude where do you get all these jokes?

  • @delimeat3721
    @delimeat3721 3 роки тому +4

    Stand user: Dr Henry
    Stand: Dad Eyes

  • @macaroni6033
    @macaroni6033 3 роки тому +1277

    "HELP IM BLEEDING OUT"
    "no that is not a disease"

    • @connordorman117
      @connordorman117 3 роки тому +17

      This is now my head cannon.

    • @Stupidhead17
      @Stupidhead17 3 роки тому +25

      “But help I’m losing blood fast”
      *”did I stutter”*

    • @joeflynn243
      @joeflynn243 3 роки тому +4

      Your not wrong

    • @nutz5738
      @nutz5738 3 роки тому +1

      call 911 plz

  • @maheeraymaan305
    @maheeraymaan305 3 роки тому +2438

    "Watching James Charles hold the world's oldest Charli D'Amelio follower"
    Honestly that line deserves more recognition.

  • @wiktorburian388
    @wiktorburian388 2 роки тому +10

    Pyro your edits make me genuinely laugh, amazing video! Keep up the good work!

  • @Flamme-Sanabi
    @Flamme-Sanabi Рік тому +3

    I feel like Pyrocynicle giving ideas how to improve the series is very nice for people like myself, who will never write a series but dream about writing stuff like that.

  • @emilyclancy9059
    @emilyclancy9059 3 роки тому +626

    16:03
    “Attaway general?”
    “I-I think ive gotten ligma”
    “That is not a disease”

    • @sebbb3236
      @sebbb3236 3 роки тому +10

      First comment to make me laugh. Well done

    • @jozzen77
      @jozzen77 3 роки тому +20

      Ligma balls #cringe #lol #thewitcher3

    • @infernia4336
      @infernia4336 3 роки тому +1

      extreme odst its a joke

  • @Kikoou
    @Kikoou 3 роки тому +426

    "In 2020, we're resorting to bullying children for revenue."
    You've been like that since forever.

  • @TotallyAHuman
    @TotallyAHuman 2 роки тому +12

    This guy is interesting af..
    I don't skip even his sponsored section, because it's so damn funny!

  • @dhruvitpandya1219
    @dhruvitpandya1219 3 роки тому +8

    I never knew acting could actually go to this level.

  • @stupiditystudios1900
    @stupiditystudios1900 3 роки тому +545

    Two characters: *are talking*
    Kid: casually dies

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @RockManSSB
      @RockManSSB 3 роки тому +30

      The existence of someone casually dying implies the existence of competitive dying

    • @wedmunds
      @wedmunds 3 роки тому

      @@RockManSSB dying patch ad2020 TA speedrun glitchless world record 0.012s

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 3 роки тому

      government of russia okay

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 3 роки тому +908

    The curly-haired kid is like one of those kids in school where you knew they smoked weed a mile away. And in case you didn't know, they make sure to let you know it by wearing weed merch and mentioning weed every 5 minutes.

    • @matiasaguilar2500
      @matiasaguilar2500 3 роки тому +33

      Man i hate it when people flunt the fact that they smoke weed

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 3 роки тому +19

      His entire personality is weed

    • @majorscrub2856
      @majorscrub2856 3 роки тому +20

      Best part is he probably only smoked weed once at his cousins and wigged out.

    • @GhostStealth590
      @GhostStealth590 3 роки тому +5

      Majorscrub literally me lmao. Mainly why I don’t do that shit anymore. My heart rate freaks me out, then I feel like I’m going to die.

    • @justsomejusstsome8994
      @justsomejusstsome8994 2 роки тому +1

      @@GhostStealth590 Yo getting paranoid when u smoke weed is the worst. Happened to me once and never again. Felt like I had to constantly throw up, like the sensation was constantly there but it didn't happen. Had the best sleep ever tho.

  • @SOoshi_art
    @SOoshi_art Рік тому +4

    That breaking bad bit had me dead. Pyro wants to review another show so badly😂

  • @aregon5004
    @aregon5004 2 роки тому +2

    u put so much effort into ur videos, keep it up

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 3 роки тому +5512

    I think pyro is just a movie reviewer now, and I'm cool with that

  • @kermitcryptid
    @kermitcryptid 3 роки тому +688

    The way these people wear hair caps makes me unreasonably angry.

    • @henry7486
      @henry7486 3 роки тому +30

      [ G u m d r o p s n a i l ] Aren’t you meant to put all your hair inside the cap?

    • @wnh1cross
      @wnh1cross 3 роки тому

      I would like, but your at 69 likes

    • @toby4784
      @toby4784 3 роки тому +1

      Henwy i think so yeah

    • @ChannelKeks
      @ChannelKeks 3 роки тому

      @@henry7486 yeah I think so

    • @mrmaxmondays
      @mrmaxmondays 3 роки тому

      Not unreasonably, no

  • @osmanthus_wine230
    @osmanthus_wine230 3 роки тому +6

    this show makes even the Percy Jackson films look good

  • @muhummadkhan5787
    @muhummadkhan5787 2 роки тому +8

    2:43 i want somebody to make a compilation of every reference hes ever made it was the leonardo de caprio meme when i heard the hades soundtrack.

  • @nemanjatodosijevic6132
    @nemanjatodosijevic6132 3 роки тому +482

    "Lele Pons enters- .. No, no she doen't, this was just to keep you on your toes." literally got me scared shitless. Not cool, Pyro.

    • @shittysoulsplayer5038
      @shittysoulsplayer5038 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah I've seen charlie's vid and it still got me

    • @meyeneetuks4680
      @meyeneetuks4680 3 роки тому +2

      Legitimately jumped in my seat

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 3 роки тому

      Bit hit harder than any jumpscare in recent horror movies.

  • @andreworr8808
    @andreworr8808 3 роки тому +827

    "Hey i got shot in the leg and-"
    "No, that is not a disease."

    • @caralhogames533
      @caralhogames533 3 роки тому +21

      "my leg got ripped o-"
      "bro thats a disease"

    • @glosterjavelin2111
      @glosterjavelin2111 3 роки тому +3

      Andrew Orr hey I caused Chernobyl to melt do- that’s not a disease

    • @nicke.424
      @nicke.424 3 роки тому +1

      She's not wrong

  • @nixthefox2008
    @nixthefox2008 3 роки тому +1

    What a great show, can't wait for season two.Thats gonna be awesome

  • @ivelinata
    @ivelinata 2 роки тому

    I can`t get over how good the edits are. My god. Superb.

  • @thomasdowney4390
    @thomasdowney4390 3 роки тому +1354

    These TikToker’s acting is more wooden than a fully grown Redwood Tree

    • @N0rth_Star
      @N0rth_Star 3 роки тому +24

      i live in norther California and i can confirm they are more wooden then redwoods

    • @ratplaysbedwag
      @ratplaysbedwag 3 роки тому +10

      @Volts stay safe bro

    • @DarkerJam
      @DarkerJam 3 роки тому +3

      Same on volt, as a guy that lives in CA this is really wooden.

    • @manicstatic370
      @manicstatic370 3 роки тому +4

      They should just overlay their lines with the reddit bot voice, used for all those shitty r/ channels

    • @randomchannel854
      @randomchannel854 3 роки тому

      *WHEEZE*

  • @12DAMDO
    @12DAMDO 3 роки тому +891

    receptionist: attoway general
    person on phone: i'm gay
    receptionist: no that is not a disease

  • @jenconvertibles
    @jenconvertibles 2 роки тому +4

    Well played, your editing style is so batshit crazy I couldn’t figure out which part of the video was the sponsor spot to skip it. Enjoy the extra revenue.

  • @swingity7092
    @swingity7092 3 роки тому +1

    When that surgeon simulator music started in the background, things happened in my brain, things I never thought possible.

  • @-ana_banana-2098
    @-ana_banana-2098 3 роки тому +1189

    “Attaway general”
    “MY LEG IS TURNING BL-“
    “No that’s not a desease”

    • @miachimueloanimations4418
      @miachimueloanimations4418 3 роки тому +4

      😭🤚🏻

    • @creakybeak1252
      @creakybeak1252 2 роки тому +41

      “Attaway general”
      “My hands are knives! “
      “No that’s not a disease”

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 2 роки тому +27

      "Attaway General"
      "I CAN SMELL COLORS"
      "No, that's not a disease."

    • @killminewin4733
      @killminewin4733 2 роки тому +19

      "Attaway General."
      "I HAVE LOST THE LOWER HALF OF MY BODY, HELP!!"
      "No, that is not a disease."

  • @peepeepoopoo2072
    @peepeepoopoo2072 3 роки тому +20424

    This guy is good at reviewing stuff. He should review petscop.

    • @niinmika7742
      @niinmika7742 3 роки тому +747

      But he already reviewed it? Also, tsugi ni omae wa ”The joke flew over your head bro, cringe!” to iu!

    • @phanto9159
      @phanto9159 3 роки тому +105

      nice

    • @samuelworth8234
      @samuelworth8234 3 роки тому +63

      Amen

    • @Spyromancer
      @Spyromancer 3 роки тому +146

      That would be funny, I think

    • @redmoonknight1130
      @redmoonknight1130 3 роки тому +204

      Lol ,I think it would be so good people would spam him with "do petscop2" meme

  • @aquticdan678
    @aquticdan678 2 роки тому +3

    American Healthcare:
    Lidl on quality, big on price.

  • @tdab3883
    @tdab3883 3 роки тому +7

    I love how pyro says A'away instead of Attaway

  • @javiartem
    @javiartem 3 роки тому +2540

    The dude with curls has the most annoying personality and attitude, it annoys me

  • @callimusa
    @callimusa 3 роки тому +764

    As a nursing student, this hurts ESPECIALLY bad

    • @ojshrimpson9184
      @ojshrimpson9184 3 роки тому +5

      @Callista Amara what is the worst thing that they did on this show? I am not going to count the hair net as it is Blanton.

    • @callimusa
      @callimusa 3 роки тому +70

      @@ojshrimpson9184 first of all, breach of code of conduct. Done multiple times by various characters.
      1) unprofessional behaviour at the workplace with the junior doctor and Dixie's character making out in the supply room all the time
      2) Kit providing medical advice to a patient AND flirting with him.
      The second one is unacceptable for multiple reasons because:
      A) he's not her patient,
      B) it's out of her scope of practice (she's just a volunteer, not even an official member of staff)
      C) there's a power gap between her and the patient that she's abusing by flirting with him. Not to mention it's unprofessional and a conflict of interest.
      D) she also abuses her power by getting information on him she's not SUPPOSED to have from the nurse. (Again, not her patient, not in her scope, and patient confidentiality is a HUGE part of healthcare)
      E) her getting feelings for the patient is not illegal, but in a real medical setting, you would be asked to step away from the case and hand it to someone else.
      Edit: fixed a very important typo

    • @TheVulpineFox
      @TheVulpineFox 3 роки тому +28

      @@callimusa Med student / former Paramedic here. What made my cringe go to next level was the scene with the young girl as a burn victim. Pyro didn’t show it till the end but, spoiler, the Doc simply slams an IV into her and… 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒶𝓋𝑒𝒹 ✨ . Even tho they said she had a possible smoke inhalation! First thing you do is secure the airway, ESPECIALLY with smoke inhalation. The airway can close up within seconds! What does it help that she gets fluids if she can’t breathe or gets brain damage due to a lack of oxygen?! And I would have been fine with it in some way if they simply didn’t get the order right. Like, if he put an IV in and then secured the airway. But he ONLY did the IV and then LEFT. HE LEFT HER TO DIE!!! Burn victims are such fragile patients. They can literally crash any second because there is so much dead tissue (and therefore toxins). Also with trying to maintain the open wounds which are a HUGE hazard to all kinds of infections, which settle easily into it. And. They. Touch. The. Girl. Without. Gloves!!! There is a bloody reason why there are specialised hospitals ONLY for burn victims. And this dude does everything wrong he can. It’s almost as if he wants to see the girl dead. “If she is surviving me now, the infection later on will totally get her, 𝔥𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔢𝔢!”
      And I’m not even going over the thing with the ShE hAs An InFeCtIoN iN hEr BrAiN shit… This show is by far the worst I’ve seen on so, so, SO many levels.
      Thanks for visiting my Ted Talk about little shits, who couldn't be bothered to read a single article online about anything they do. Including how to act.
      (I needed to vent about this to someone who understands. ♥)

    • @macsseo
      @macsseo 3 роки тому +3

      is it....breaking bad??

    • @callimusa
      @callimusa 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@TheVulpineFox Oh god, I couldn't even get that far. I got to the point where the nurse said, "She's starting to cone!" and tuned off because I'd reached my limit. I definitely agree with what you said though, especially since they mentioned specifically that she was coning! IV fluids would do her a whole world of damage because she's already got increased intracranial pressure, the last thing you want is to pump more fluids into her body. They should have addressed the coning risk first right away because it would push the brainstem through the foramen magnum and suppress her ventilatory drive which is a guaranteed dead patient. But either way, him leaving her after just sticking an IV line in would definitely kill her for so many different reasons. Not to mention, nobody even seems to do ANY hand hygiene in that hospital XD

  • @MrZip420
    @MrZip420 2 роки тому

    waiting for part 2 of this 🙏

  • @kerembengu9945
    @kerembengu9945 2 роки тому +3

    Roasting titokers is the best type of content