Google Translate Sings: The Beatles

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  • @grandpa_peaches_2802
    @grandpa_peaches_2802 7 років тому +2161

    *WE ALL DWELL IN OUR AMBER SUBDOMAIN*

    • @linchen008
      @linchen008 5 років тому +45

      That's my favorite😂😂😂😂

    • @locallance1529
      @locallance1529 5 років тому +129

      *YELLOW CANARY CANARY YELLOW*

    • @rohanramamurthi9978
      @rohanramamurthi9978 5 років тому +9

      grandpa_peaches_ but it's also canary yellow

    • @averageskeletonremover2415
      @averageskeletonremover2415 5 років тому +12

      yellow canary, canary yellow.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 5 років тому +7

      @@locallance1529 For some reason I thought of Canary Wharf there. which made more sene.

  • @thatisweird
    @thatisweird 8 років тому +2866

    Google Translate confirmed: there are only two single guys in the world

    • @susanpeowrie
      @susanpeowrie 8 років тому +61

      Just as I suspected! 😂

    • @loganmiller7827
      @loganmiller7827 8 років тому +174

      I'd like to meet the other one.

    • @currykingwurst6393
      @currykingwurst6393 8 років тому +133

      Hi. I'm the other one.

    • @MrFlaten92
      @MrFlaten92 8 років тому +100

      does this mean i am no longer single?

    • @loganmiller7827
      @loganmiller7827 8 років тому +88

      MrFlaten92 (Tony Flaten) Yep. You've secretly had a girlfriend this whole time

  • @anonymousperson2958
    @anonymousperson2958 5 років тому +2366

    ‘Yesterday’ was clearly translated on a Thursday.

    • @tyffani9931
      @tyffani9931 4 роки тому +19

      I'm the poster on a new account, had I just wanted to tell you, I hate being called ‘dude’.

    • @kinniecas9004
      @kinniecas9004 4 роки тому +10

      Myina Fennell -ok boomer ok zoomer-
      👌🏿 D00DE

    • @straightgayperson9573
      @straightgayperson9573 4 роки тому +3

      Exposed!

    • @jambeard6201
      @jambeard6201 4 роки тому +24

      and here I thought google translate was just a fan of the Addams Family

    • @maximiliansindyukov1774
      @maximiliansindyukov1774 4 роки тому +4

      haha

  • @jonnysetzler5859
    @jonnysetzler5859 5 років тому +4335

    "Jews hey, do not do bad things" - God giving the 10 Commandments to Moses

  • @magicmike191v2
    @magicmike191v2 8 років тому +961

    "Have a disastrous lyrics" It has become self aware

    • @albond
      @albond 8 років тому +10

      ikr

    • @courtneylewis2415
      @courtneylewis2415 8 років тому

      AHAHAHAHHAHAH

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 8 років тому +3

      it had already shown evidence of it beforehand, google is trying to tel us to go

    • @bluerazor23
      @bluerazor23 8 років тому

      Hahaha!! 😂😂

    • @blue-tb2fd
      @blue-tb2fd 8 років тому +11

      Is Google trying to warn us of something? Are they planning to Googleize the Earth? (is Googleize even a word? xD)

  • @bipbeedippy3954
    @bipbeedippy3954 4 роки тому +415

    Friend: * is stressed *
    My Advice: *We.*

  • @MrClod-we7mr
    @MrClod-we7mr 7 років тому +849

    "We all dwell in an amber subdomain"
    This is beautiful.

    • @MrClod-we7mr
      @MrClod-we7mr 7 років тому +111

      "Jews hey, do not do bad things."
      This is even better.

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 7 років тому +6

      MKR I hope when you go on tour you will get the whole crowd singing this line!

    • @nadin1898
      @nadin1898 5 років тому +5

      Apparently Google Translate is a great source of poetic cosmic horror.

  • @sea793
    @sea793 7 років тому +861

    ah yes my favourite song, amber subdomain

    • @owowhatsbliss
      @owowhatsbliss 7 років тому +15

      Melinda K. Uh no it's amber subdomain yellow canary
      Get it right

    • @ewqdsacxz765
      @ewqdsacxz765 5 років тому +6

      @@owowhatsbliss Yellow subdomain yellow canary, canary yellow.

    • @FulcrumAhsokaTano
      @FulcrumAhsokaTano 5 років тому +1

      yup same

  • @beluwuga2573
    @beluwuga2573 4 роки тому +1703

    Paul: hey jude
    Ed sheeran: hey dude
    Malinda: hey jews

    • @LeoSphinx
      @LeoSphinx 4 роки тому +17

      🇮🇱

    • @stillchill4682
      @stillchill4682 4 роки тому +45

      I like how you used the line from the movie Yesterday

    • @jcwils2009
      @jcwils2009 4 роки тому +8

      Haha

    • @user-fw5ny7sx5b
      @user-fw5ny7sx5b 4 роки тому +9

      Also Paul: hey grandude

    • @derfinsniter5185
      @derfinsniter5185 4 роки тому +5

      I’m 98.683 sure this is a joke, but just in case now, hey Jude is a very lovely Beatles song

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 7 років тому +1745

    I love how Google Translate makes 'Here Comes The Sun' a terribly depressing song XD

    • @alyssatheriault4405
      @alyssatheriault4405 7 років тому +10

      Ikr 😂

    • @lostperson5482
      @lostperson5482 7 років тому +51

      Gregory House and "take me to church" was sad,but Google translate loves the holy land that is ur dog

    • @kdemetter
      @kdemetter 7 років тому +92

      Most depressing to me was what it did to Frozen - Let it go.
      "Let it go' -> 'Give up'

    • @antoniogarcia1991
      @antoniogarcia1991 6 років тому +8

      It's a depressing song though

    • @starsbeyondmars2666
      @starsbeyondmars2666 6 років тому +4

      I read that then looked at the likes and it was 911 likes xD makes sense

  • @catattack9575
    @catattack9575 5 років тому +268

    "Hey Jews! Don't do bad things."
    Literally the whole of the old testament.

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 роки тому +6

      Underrated comment

  • @superhyperdan3827
    @superhyperdan3827 5 років тому +712

    "Oh suddenly, you are a man"
    Literally every relative I've not seen in a few months

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +28

      Happy 18th birthday then

    • @denis480
      @denis480 4 роки тому +45

      Hormonal therapy does that.

    • @sunsetsarsaparilla4434
      @sunsetsarsaparilla4434 4 роки тому +9

      Mood

    • @bekah13
      @bekah13 4 роки тому +19

      Japan Panda i think he means transitioning ftm

    • @superhyperdan3827
      @superhyperdan3827 4 роки тому +44

      @@bekah13 Nope, I meant how everyone be saying I look like an adult now and I am confusion.

  • @thejamesonthestreet
    @thejamesonthestreet 7 років тому +388

    Oh God, if John Lennon was still alive...
    ...he would probably start to make a song based on those lyrics

    • @ele3506
      @ele3506 6 років тому +38

      ...I would love to see that.

    • @changed587
      @changed587 5 років тому +3

      I saw your profile picture of princess Kougyoku, from magi... Good show! Also he probly would!

    • @patchhearn8567
      @patchhearn8567 5 років тому +7

      That's probably true. In one of his solo songs makes a Cookie Monster refrence.

  • @sunnivahelena7183
    @sunnivahelena7183 5 років тому +377

    Original lyrics: Who is it for?
    Translated: Its for you?
    Google translate finally answering the big questions!

  • @stevenbennett3805
    @stevenbennett3805 5 років тому +538

    I tried running "I Am The Walrus" through the Google machine. Computer crashed.

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 5 років тому +25

      Goo Goo Ga Joob!

    • @nicamercury6421
      @nicamercury6421 5 років тому +28

      I am the egg man.... they are the egg man..... I AM THE WALRUS!

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 5 років тому +4

      @@nicamercury6421 Goo Google Ga Joob! 👍😜🤣

    • @foxynist9013
      @foxynist9013 5 років тому

      Nica Lynn my name is also Nica!

    • @nicamercury6421
      @nicamercury6421 5 років тому +2

      Foxy Nist Oh wow! That’s so cool❤️😁

  • @dyslexicbatnam1350
    @dyslexicbatnam1350 5 років тому +424

    Ah yes the classics Hey Jews and *WE*

  • @pirate1234567891
    @pirate1234567891 8 років тому +271

    From now on, I will only be able to hear "we all dwell in an amber subdomain" when I listen to that song.

    • @dannosaur7
      @dannosaur7 8 років тому +15

      Have you heard the alternate lyrics?
      We all live in a yellow submarine,
      We didn't like the colour so we painted it green.
      The green wore off so we painted it red,
      The red was toxic and now we're all dead.

    • @craggolly
      @craggolly 8 років тому

      +Dan Jones awesome

    • @jpage5350
      @jpage5350 8 років тому +2

      +Dan Jones the version I know went the same for the first three lines but the last was "the red brought the Sharks and now we're all dead"

    • @eloiseg9520
      @eloiseg9520 7 років тому

      Dan Jones I know a similar one but it ends with 'red wasn't waterproof so now we're all dead'

  • @leemsvg
    @leemsvg 4 роки тому +1311

    "Mom, can we have The Beatles?"
    "No, we have The Beatles at home."
    The Beatles at home:

    • @hfishere
      @hfishere 4 роки тому +46

      *I'm not complaining*

    • @erwartii
      @erwartii 4 роки тому +23

      The Beatles at home are way better-

    • @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
      @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 4 роки тому +16

      I like the Beatles at home better than the real ones

    • @acreativehandle9753
      @acreativehandle9753 3 роки тому +16

      I think you mean the Beatles in the amber subdomain.

    • @Mossberg500ification
      @Mossberg500ification 3 роки тому +3

      Or the Beatles in the original song

  • @WonderVis97
    @WonderVis97 6 років тому +543

    I'm literally going to mix the real song up with "We all dwell in an amber subdomain" from now on and it's all your fault.

    • @ericandy88
      @ericandy88 5 років тому +24

      It is those happy rare occasions when the Google Translate lyric fits perfectly on the actual one.

    • @tiredace_2998
      @tiredace_2998 4 роки тому +4

      Same with me by hey Jude and arizona

    • @poop-jx9jf
      @poop-jx9jf 2 роки тому +2

      Same with me but also with Abba

    • @kellyl13
      @kellyl13 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, it's actually an improvement.

  • @traviscook4182
    @traviscook4182 8 років тому +428

    Why would you go to an amber subdomain in the land of despair. That sounds like a terrible vacation spot

  • @psy2mentor
    @psy2mentor 5 років тому +1292

    And God did say unto Moses,
    "Jews Hey! Do not do bad things."

    • @Eden._.garden
      @Eden._.garden 4 роки тому +40

      Ah yes the most important commandment

    • @jubileeYAVEL
      @jubileeYAVEL 4 роки тому +14

      ahh yes, the Newly Simplified Inspiration For Word Reading Changed People Version. hey Jews don't do bad stuff. I'm still waiting for them to release the Newly Simplified politically correct Inspiration For People Version. hey all, don't do negative stuff.

    • @Selena-gj6dl
      @Selena-gj6dl 4 роки тому +7

      Amen

    • @TT-lk9vv
      @TT-lk9vv 4 роки тому +3

      👍🏻

    • @TT-lk9vv
      @TT-lk9vv 4 роки тому +9

      The Beatles were very smart

  • @alejandroojeda1572
    @alejandroojeda1572 5 років тому +682

    We jews live in an amber subdomain, and trust in wednesday. 😌

  • @inactiveemoloser5635
    @inactiveemoloser5635 6 років тому +1168

    "we"
    "suddenly you are a man"
    "in this day to die son ,Yes death clearly"
    I died at these parts

    • @miracleschmidt4342
      @miracleschmidt4342 6 років тому +19

      Teen Writer are you a son?

    • @jillbaker2
      @jillbaker2 6 років тому +12

      NOOOOO PLEASE DONT SAY YOU DIED THERE'S A WHOLE VIDEO ON HOW NOT TO DIE BY WATCHING HER VIDEOS
      YOU WERE ALL TOO YOUNG TO DIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @xXxLolerTypxXx
      @xXxLolerTypxXx 5 років тому +6

      You died at these parts? Yes, death clearly. ;)

    • @AUnicorn666
      @AUnicorn666 5 років тому

      You deathed clearly

    • @thechannelofagerbil5036
      @thechannelofagerbil5036 5 років тому +1

      You died 3 times and you're still alive

  • @ibukifriday8715
    @ibukifriday8715 4 роки тому +424

    Beatles: in the land of submarines
    Google: in the land of *despair*

  • @rockyblacksmith
    @rockyblacksmith 8 років тому +377

    Did someone translate "yesterday" on a thursday?

    • @albond
      @albond 8 років тому +1

      that's what I thought lol

    • @BoogieBitch69
      @BoogieBitch69 8 років тому +2

      That's what I was thinking

    • @louisng114
      @louisng114 8 років тому +59

      No, it was translated by Rebecca Black.

  • @DFarbklecks
    @DFarbklecks 8 років тому +183

    "we all dwell in an amber subdomain" this is my new favorite line!

  • @memesarehealthy7818
    @memesarehealthy7818 4 роки тому +82

    “And I was standing in front of me”
    - Paul McCartney

  • @callisto5097
    @callisto5097 5 років тому +239

    “We all dwell in a amber...”
    Me: wow so close
    “...subdomain”
    Me: nevermind

    • @pnutimusthe1st
      @pnutimusthe1st 4 роки тому +21

      A submarine is something people can live in like a domain. And it is also submerged = subdomain. It was spot on

    • @tiffanym1108
      @tiffanym1108 4 роки тому +1

      What Pnutimus said!

  • @limegreenelevator
    @limegreenelevator 8 років тому +237

    Also, I loved that little "Everybody!" in Yellow Submarine. Very Jonathan Groff-ish.

    • @alyxtora4534
      @alyxtora4534 8 років тому +9

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it sounded just like that!

    • @SunnyMackey
      @SunnyMackey 8 років тому +4

      Oh my gosh, I noticed that too!

    • @trash2922
      @trash2922 8 років тому +10

      Ayo Hamfam

    • @UKTheOmegaPyro
      @UKTheOmegaPyro 8 років тому +3

      It's much quieter in the original, so it was really fun seeing her do it in this.

    • @alyxtora4534
      @alyxtora4534 8 років тому +6

      +Elisa Mackey Now that's a dedicated fan...

  • @luizfellipe3291
    @luizfellipe3291 4 роки тому +119

    "Amber of Subdomain" "Wednesday" " Hey Jews"
    Even passing through Google Translate madness Beatles' songs still BRILLIANT

  • @really-quite-exhausted
    @really-quite-exhausted 8 років тому +125

    Hey Jude basically describes malinda's channel.....
    "Making better have a disastrous lyrics" - Google translate sings
    "Under the skin of her commemorative award" - she recently graduated college
    "After you will start create it" gts are mostly translated by the viewers

    • @sinbread526
      @sinbread526 8 років тому +5

      What about Jews hey do not do bad things?

    • @really-quite-exhausted
      @really-quite-exhausted 8 років тому +8

      +StronglyOpinionatedPlatypus I guess that's just generally good life advice lol

    • @sinbread526
      @sinbread526 8 років тому +10

      noisilyfadingcoffee Yeah, but Jews specifically? Is it supposed to be a summary of the Torah?

    • @really-quite-exhausted
      @really-quite-exhausted 8 років тому +2

      +StronglyOpinionatedPlatypus Haha maybe 😂

    • @audreyrasmussen540
      @audreyrasmussen540 7 років тому +17

      "And give you time to person preforming"
      We watch these things so

  • @jacksonsay37
    @jacksonsay37 7 років тому +350

    I Am the Walrus doesn't seem so random anymore.

    • @7eleven0fficial
      @7eleven0fficial 5 років тому +4

      wimpykidfan37 I am the walrus wasn’t even in this video

    • @pffpollyanna.c
      @pffpollyanna.c 5 років тому +14

      @@7eleven0fficial they mean it doesnt seem so random copared to the ones in this video

    • @lemonace6695
      @lemonace6695 5 років тому

      That was totaly John tecnic to wrote it

    • @BJV-oe3il
      @BJV-oe3il 5 років тому +2

      Facts

    • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
      @MicrowavedAlastair5390 4 роки тому +3

      They are just like you, you are the same
      For many, there are no white people
      Look, pig guns are like that
      Here's how it is modified
      They are screaming
      In corn flakes
      Life is waiting for you
      People’s shirt, stupid Tuesday
      Boy, poor boy.
      Your face is lifted
      It's new
      No, apparently
      Just me
      fat
      City police
      Good version
      It looked like Lucy was flying into the air
      This is how it works
      They are screaming
      Dignity, honor, dignity
      The yellow
      At the same time, he looks like a dead dog
      Clara Baroka's father is a fisherman, an erotic judge
      Let's be a bad girl
      Dress that wants to be done
      It's new
      No, apparently
      Just me
      fat
      In an English playground
      Wait a day
      The sun will not go out, you will get some chocolate.
      Rainfall in England
      I'm an egg (daddy, how are you?)
      Egg (worthless stuff)
      Just me
      Goo Gooob Gooob, Goo Goo Goo Goo
      Experts speak the language of smokers
      Don't even think about taking care of people
      Let's see how the pig started
      See what they can do
      They are screaming
      Semolina
      Go up to the Eiffel Tower
      The first penguin by Hare Krishna
      Dude, you should see Edgar crossing Allen Poe
      It's new
      No, apparently
      Just me
      Goo Gooob Gooob, Goo Goo Goo Goo
      Goo Goo, Goo Goo, Goo Gooobo, Goo Goo

  • @victoriab7148
    @victoriab7148 4 роки тому +146

    I completely lost it at "All the single guys, where are they both?" And "Jews hey, do not do bad things!" 😂😂😂😂 I'm cry laughing and I can't stop! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @temporary0insanity
    @temporary0insanity 7 років тому +353

    "Disastrous lyrics" broke the fourth wall... :D

    • @miarose2079
      @miarose2079 6 років тому +1

      temporary0insanity Yeah XD

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 6 років тому +2

      You should see the Africa Google Translate

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 5 років тому +1

      Broke the fourth wall at least twice

    • @HS-yr6sw
      @HS-yr6sw 5 років тому +1

      Then see Your Welcome by Google Translate. It has become even more aware

  • @robertjoey1063
    @robertjoey1063 7 років тому +76

    What I got from this:
    Here Comes the Sun - Her baby son dies because winter so was so cold, so at the funeral she speaks well of him.
    Eleanor Rigby - Her boyfriend steals a church window and converts it into a glass door for her. She is angry at her boyfriend's thievery, so she torments him by saying she wants a single guy.
    Yellow Submarine - In her village, Yellow Canary Canary Yellow, someone called Navigation comes and predicts the future, saying that they will all dwell in an amber subdomain in the land of despair.
    Yesterday - She loves the day Wednesday and will be very happy on it, but on any other day, she turns into a man and is depressed and will not speak to anyone, but makes written complaints that there is no shade.
    Let It Be - She wants to date a woman, Mary's mum, so on their date, they speak words of wisdom and say we in recognition of their love.
    Hey Jude - She wants to perform a Judas, so all the Jews tell her not to, and in thanks, she starts a friendship with all the Jews. Her best Jewish friend is called Ana.

  • @ClosetDemon
    @ClosetDemon 5 років тому +351

    "have a disastrous lyrics"
    almost all of these vidoes

    • @potatoaminations7363
      @potatoaminations7363 5 років тому +3

      FireBird20613 I’m not sure if this is a Hate comment or not but still it’s funny

    • @ClosetDemon
      @ClosetDemon 5 років тому +15

      @@potatoaminations7363 it's not a hate comment, it's just the truth. google translate can never seem to make normal, proper sentences. so the lyrics are always disastrously funny

    • @kreia187
      @kreia187 4 роки тому +8

      That's just google translate being self-aware for once

    • @8888BALL
      @8888BALL 4 роки тому +1

      Other than the lyrics malinda made

    • @katz-burning-all-of-my-bri7939
      @katz-burning-all-of-my-bri7939 4 роки тому +1

      Yes lol

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 7 років тому +366

    Not sure which I laughed at more - the "amber subdomain" or "a disastrous lyric"!

    • @djvskakdgsjxgdoe
      @djvskakdgsjxgdoe 7 років тому +8

      we.

    • @CassidyShadewing
      @CassidyShadewing 6 років тому +9

      Google Translate is showing sentience again, as it knows what it is doing to these songs.

  • @vioviovioletprime2792
    @vioviovioletprime2792 6 років тому +256

    I don't know why I lost it when she sang "Wednesday" instead of "Yesterday"

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 років тому +11

      Maybe you watched it on a Thursday

    • @leftylizard9085
      @leftylizard9085 4 роки тому +7

      @@davincent98 Im watching on a Tuesday. Wednesday is literally the exact opposite of yesterday, so that made it even more funny to me.

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 4 роки тому +2

      viovioviolet prime oml i just realized its Wednesday, where i live and she sang Wednesday instead of yesterday.

    • @housesports000
      @housesports000 4 роки тому +1

      but yesterday was a sunday

    • @matthewwallack601
      @matthewwallack601 2 роки тому +1

      Same.

  • @jackzon-beatz6553
    @jackzon-beatz6553 5 років тому +127

    The funny thing is that "Jude" means Jew in german

    • @noahsimon4422
      @noahsimon4422 4 роки тому +26

      well yeah that's why the translation did that.

    • @Croftice1
      @Croftice1 4 роки тому +11

      Actually as with most names also the female name Jude originates from a latin (or in this case hebrew) word, which really means a Jewish woman, so the meaning is there even without Google Translate. GT did a good job to take it from the German translation though. Maybe there are greater forces at work. XD

    • @timothyjade
      @timothyjade 4 роки тому +7

      Jude means jew in any language lol the word Jew came from the area of Israel called Judea which is the same as Jude

    • @catherinerutherford5814
      @catherinerutherford5814 4 роки тому +2

      That will be why it cane up then

  • @carringtonpilon1310
    @carringtonpilon1310 8 років тому +197

    "Making better a disastrous lyric"? Google knows it's you Malinda! xD

    • @javier10541
      @javier10541 8 років тому +20

      She should use it as her own phrase! Put it on her channel banner or something!

    • @vicr123
      @vicr123 8 років тому +5

      Yes! Perfect tagline! :D

    • @littleconnormcd
      @littleconnormcd 8 років тому +9

      it's not even the first time in one of her songs she said I should make more sense

    • @jungobango4815
      @jungobango4815 7 років тому +9

      it started being self conscious! terminator and the matrix warned us about it! run you fools!

  • @Quotenwagnerianer
    @Quotenwagnerianer 7 років тому +65

    Now we finally know that Paul wrote "Yesterday" on a Thursday.

  • @laytcol
    @laytcol 4 роки тому +92

    That's actually how John wrote "I Am The Walrus"

    • @bipbeedippy3954
      @bipbeedippy3954 4 роки тому +8

      KOOKOO KACHOOB!

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 роки тому +3

      Probably...😁

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, and he managed it before Google Translate existed!

    • @pgraynyc
      @pgraynyc 2 роки тому +5

      I bet if Malinda used google translate on “I am the Walrus” ( and for that matter, “Come Together”) the results would be less weird than the original song.

  • @prizmastarz742
    @prizmastarz742 8 років тому +335

    Original:Let it be
    Google:We
    google wtf

  • @Tigermink03
    @Tigermink03 6 років тому +820

    The Jews say Hi back.

  • @sammie_schl
    @sammie_schl 5 років тому +181

    My friends: What’s is your favorite song?
    Me: That’s a hard one... maybe “Amber Subdomain” ......I mean “We” and “Hey Jews” are pretty good to...
    My friends: .......Hahaha!😅 What...?
    Me: Here I’ll sing “Amber Subdomain” for you! We all dwell in a amber subdomain! Yellow canary! Canary yellow!
    My friends: 😐

    • @WeldingForJesus
      @WeldingForJesus 4 роки тому +6

      Hey Jews, hands down!! But Amber subdomain on a clear 2nd.

    • @sammie_schl
      @sammie_schl 4 роки тому +1

      Elvis Snusovic Yeah I agree.

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 4 роки тому

      @@WeldingForJesus i don't i like yellow subdomain more... Also Wednesday is not bad

    • @isssloth2921
      @isssloth2921 4 роки тому

      I love this vid

    • @constantheadache2045
      @constantheadache2045 4 роки тому

      That’s just me when I try to introduce my friends to the real Beatles.

  • @basura8355
    @basura8355 7 років тому +758

    Was "Yesterday" translated on a Thursday

    • @momcmahon397
      @momcmahon397 6 років тому +20

      B. R. Lmao that's what I was thinking too

    • @NicASia848
      @NicASia848 6 років тому +10

      Sounds likely

    • @strawberry_octopus
      @strawberry_octopus 6 років тому +9

      B.R. Obviously. I actually just watched this for the billionth time ON. A. THURSDAY. XD

    • @miracleschmidt4342
      @miracleschmidt4342 6 років тому +2

      B. R. Probably. Right now it's Thursday so I kinda freaked out there.

    • @JJMMWGDuPree
      @JJMMWGDuPree 6 років тому +5

      No, it was Tuesday. I looked it up in The Hitchhiker's Guide.

  • @CDRiley
    @CDRiley 7 років тому +575

    we.

    • @frisaldy
      @frisaldy 7 років тому +17

      the funniest part lol

    • @tricia5
      @tricia5 7 років тому +22

      C.D. Riley
      that really is a word of wisdom lol

    • @youtubecommenter2
      @youtubecommenter2 7 років тому +5

      Tricia Agpoon Whispered by ears!

    • @verysleepyfrog
      @verysleepyfrog 6 років тому +5

      I love that 3 letters got 160 likes.

    • @billymcnutt116
      @billymcnutt116 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Spatgetaboutit
    @Spatgetaboutit 5 років тому +96

    Mom: your room is dirty
    Me: We.

  • @glitzyrocker691
    @glitzyrocker691 7 років тому +392

    Wendsday really is a great day.

    • @synchlora
      @synchlora 7 років тому +31

      And apparently yesterday wasn't Friday, it was Wednesday... Everyday

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen 7 років тому +5

      Normal as a Rainbow
      I thought Wednesday was cancelled due to a scheduling error.

    • @SweetCauchemar
      @SweetCauchemar 7 років тому +4

      Or maybe at some point, she was trying to send a message to Wednesday Adams? :/

    • @SweetCauchemar
      @SweetCauchemar 7 років тому +5

      Because she said "I trust in Wednesday" or something like that

    • @fatuousmusic2822
      @fatuousmusic2822 7 років тому +1

      Glitzy Rocker HUMP DAYYYYYYY

  • @gregilyniak6994
    @gregilyniak6994 7 років тому +328

    "Jews, Hey! Do not do bad things"
    I fucking died. XD

  • @noraf1913
    @noraf1913 4 роки тому +23

    "We all dwell in an amber subdomain, yellow canary, canary yellow" I will never hear this song the same again

  • @crabsonbikes3578
    @crabsonbikes3578 7 років тому +523

    We all dwell in an amber subdomain! Yellow canary,canary yellow! 10/10 best lyrics would lyric again

  • @robertanimrod1191
    @robertanimrod1191 7 років тому +285

    Ana ana ana ana ana ana ana hey jews

  • @davebathhews
    @davebathhews 4 роки тому +236

    Google Translate: "We all dwell in an amber subdomain"
    Me: "We all live in a self quarantine"

    • @catherinerutherford5814
      @catherinerutherford5814 4 роки тому +2

      Your post was three weeks ago?! How long has this nightmare gone on already?!

    • @davebathhews
      @davebathhews 4 роки тому +2

      @@catherinerutherford5814 Way to long

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 4 роки тому +2

      Good one 😂

    • @totalynotcatherine
      @totalynotcatherine 3 роки тому +2

      @@catherinerutherford5814 So... It's been about nine months so far... It's nice to see another Catherine... or another human...

    • @ilinka78
      @ilinka78 3 роки тому +1

      This is 8 months ago so its covid now I realize that this has been going around ever since 2020 WHY JUST WHY

  • @christianspanggaard
    @christianspanggaard 7 років тому +708

    That yellow canary had me crying from laughter 😁

    • @tumado7304
      @tumado7304 6 років тому +11

      "we dwell in the amber subdomain" i was like "supernatural"??? XD

    • @kittycatlcvr
      @kittycatlcvr 6 років тому +1

      Christian Spanggaard OMG YES

    • @DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING
      @DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING 5 років тому +1

      @@tumado7304 no, its as in The Distortion World.

    • @keybounce2567
      @keybounce2567 5 років тому +1

      @@tumado7304 If only that "Amber subdomain" had repeated. But the same phrase turning into three different things ...

  • @s-nih
    @s-nih 5 років тому +367

    "Speaking words of wisdom...
    ...we."
    Inspired :')

  • @carmenthebookworm2393
    @carmenthebookworm2393 4 роки тому +75

    All jokes and humor aside that high note at 5:02 was AMAZING

  • @shimashita5582
    @shimashita5582 7 років тому +478

    Let It Be = We
    Makes perfect sense!

  • @therebelreaper1486
    @therebelreaper1486 7 років тому +252

    I watched this on a Thursday so yesterday was Wednesday

  • @sarooparoo25
    @sarooparoo25 4 роки тому +216

    “Making better have a disastrous lyrics”
    This channel in a nutshell.

    • @EcceJack
      @EcceJack 3 роки тому +7

      So very, VERY apt 😂

  • @fortecyveria769
    @fortecyveria769 8 років тому +99

    Who else was belting out "We all live in an amber subdomain" like no tomorrow?

  • @lostperson5482
    @lostperson5482 7 років тому +188

    My grandma said the only line that makes sense is : making better have a disastrous lyrics (she's a Beatles fan)

  • @warren6442
    @warren6442 5 років тому +79

    well at least it got "nah nah nah" from hey jude correctly.

  • @handwriting8804
    @handwriting8804 7 років тому +121

    also google translate confirmed: ears can whisper words of wisdom

  • @heatherg1949
    @heatherg1949 5 років тому +88

    "Yesterday" is actually an apology song to the daughter of Gomez and Morticia Addams

  • @edslushie570
    @edslushie570 5 років тому +19

    “All the single guys, where are they both?”
    Wait, there are only two single guys?

  • @verysleepyfrog
    @verysleepyfrog 7 років тому +91

    SHE DRESSED UP AS ALL FOUR BEATLES. I LOVE HER.
    We all dwell in an amber subdomain!
    "Suddenly you are a man..." *nods approvingly*
    And I was standing in front of me! You might be a chat room the words of wisdom.

    • @alessand_ro
      @alessand_ro 6 років тому +4

      Violet Kennedy we

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 6 років тому +11

      "I was standing in front of me" sounds like it could be an ACTUAL psychedelic '60s lyric, too. XD

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 6 років тому

      Robin Chesterfield it sounds almost familiar. Where have I heard it?

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 5 років тому

      In the respective video, she's also all four members of ABBA! :)

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 5 років тому

      Hmmm no, she didn't dress up as The Beatles at all. What are you talking about??

  • @DieseAnja
    @DieseAnja 7 років тому +121

    Who also wants her to do this with "I write sins not tragedies" by Panic! At the disco?

    • @spike9935
      @spike9935 7 років тому +3

      Anya Koslowski me

    • @imagiraffe8686
      @imagiraffe8686 7 років тому +1

      Shane the Stegosaurus AMAZING

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 6 років тому +1

      YES

    • @sinkinnie
      @sinkinnie 6 років тому +1

      I know it's been a year since this comment was posted but I still want this

    • @raijikaru
      @raijikaru 6 років тому +1

      I know this comment is a year old but I want to see this happen.

  • @stormyphillips251
    @stormyphillips251 5 років тому +134

    “Jews hey. Don’t do bad things.” Ahh, this one came with a life lesson

  • @StephenStaver
    @StephenStaver 8 років тому +33

    "All the single guys, where are they both?" XD

    • @StephenStaver
      @StephenStaver 8 років тому +6

      Just the two of them...

    • @omegasmileyface
      @omegasmileyface 7 років тому +5

      Even better, it's actually "all the single guy". All both of him.

  • @42Fossy
    @42Fossy 7 років тому +71

    I won't lie; the way you sang "So let him go and let him go" actually sounded like it could have been part of a really nice song.

  • @leonardorc4513
    @leonardorc4513 4 роки тому +23

    wow no one will talk about that amazing note that malinda reached at 5:02 ?

  • @jupiter9524
    @jupiter9524 6 років тому +100

    My mom and I always quote "We all dwell in an amber subdomain, yellow canary, canary yellow" as a joke lol

    • @NightBazaar
      @NightBazaar 4 роки тому +1

      Then your mom said, "I'm gonna break out the old leather translation belt and give you the whoopin' of your life!" Yakkity Sax music starts with Jupiter running around trying to escape with mom in close pursuit swinging the belt."Come here you! I'll show you an amber subdomain! You'll be seeing yellow canaries spinning around your head when I get through with you!"

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 4 роки тому

      Some people think that Yellow Submarine is about Flat/Hollow Earth.
      In 2015 Canary Cry Radio did a show on Flat Earth Clues with Mark Sargent.
      So by 2016 google's algorithm was already down the conspiracy rabbit hole.
      So we know what was in the A.I.'s mind when translating.

  • @horowizard
    @horowizard 7 років тому +147

    I really can't help but wonder how I Am The Walrus would have turned out..

    • @Schuyler2614
      @Schuyler2614 7 років тому +30

      It would probably make more sense than it does now.

    • @gianeb.1890
      @gianeb.1890 7 років тому +16

      something like this:
      If you're like me you
      We all
      See how they love pigs arms control women.
      See how the air.
      I cried
      corn seated
      Van Vaiting
      Shirt Company on Tuesday blood
      I go to the boys
      You need to increase the length of your face
      Haeggman
      Eggmen
      I am Valrus
      Spain "JOOB
      Police said Mr. May
      Police lined with beautiful
      See how they fly like Lucy and skiing.
      They see the way out.
      I cried
      And the CRI, Cry, Cry
      For pudding Jha
      It will be a dead dog gets
      Shreve Crabalocker
      Pastoral Naked
      Boi, your daughter
      If you go down pants
      Haeggman
      Eggmen
      I am Valrus
      Spain "JOOB
      I was sitting in the garden of English
      Vaiting
      However, the sun does not come to wait Tan
      English rain
      Haeggman
      (How, then teacher)
      Eggmen
      (They argue that the fate of)
      I am Valrus
      Spain "JOOB Spanish, Spanish, Spanish W 'JOOB
      Experience, smoking a couple TeKspert
      If you think Joker laugh
      (Ha)
      See how they smile Misty pork.
      See how bad.
      I cried
      Semolina Pilchard
      To return to the top of the Eiffel Tower
      Emperor Penguins singing Hare Krishna vegetable food
      People, and you need to see in the dark
      Edgar Allan Poe
      Haeggman
      Eggmen
      I am Valrus
      Spain "JOOB
      Spain W 'JOOB
      Spain "JOOB
      Spain W 'JOOB
      Spain
      Djwba Djwba Djwba
      Djwba Djwba Djwba
      Djwba Djwba Djwba
      Jubajuba
      (Oh, and, servicible tired
      Father, if you drop the relaxation)

    • @horowizard
      @horowizard 7 років тому +1

      @Gianell9066745 lkj
      Interesting take. What were the translation stages?

    • @scronch_
      @scronch_ 7 років тому +1

      Gianell9066745 lkj I JUST LOST MY SHIT LAUGHING OMFG

    • @sophiatalksmusic3588
      @sophiatalksmusic3588 7 років тому +9

      Gianell9066745 lkj I died at "Edgar Allan Poe" and "Boi, your daughter"

  • @CityWhisperer
    @CityWhisperer 5 років тому +30

    Yesterday = Wednesday. Either that translation was made on a Thursday or Google is drunk.

  • @davidpires2324
    @davidpires2324 7 років тому +22

    "Suddenly, you are a man"
    "We might be a chat room"
    "Hey Jews, do not do bad things"
    This is the day I found out how I die. And it is laughing.

  • @adrianmagowan386
    @adrianmagowan386 7 років тому +43

    "We all dwell in a amber subdomain!" "Yellow Canary, Canary Yellow!" XD

  • @tonas3843
    @tonas3843 4 роки тому +14

    "All the single guys, where are they both"
    So 2 single guys are missing
    My brain: *gayness intensifies*

  • @randomwarriorstrue2631
    @randomwarriorstrue2631 7 років тому +563

    "Jews hey...
    Don't do bad things"
    Lololol

    • @kw1254
      @kw1254 7 років тому +2

      cancel. is at the bottom scroll down

    • @donttalktome2316
      @donttalktome2316 5 років тому +27

      Google are apparently anti-zionist 😂

    • @j03y_jinxx
      @j03y_jinxx 5 років тому +9

      I followed the rules! I’m not doing bad things! Yaaaaay!

    • @bellevrkm
      @bellevrkm 5 років тому +1

      I cracked at this😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 5 років тому +7

      Well, if you insist.

  • @yfsdf
    @yfsdf 6 років тому +70

    "Making better have a disastrous lyrics"
    ROFLOL
    Google Translate reached meta-awareness!

  • @chandlersinstrumentals5850
    @chandlersinstrumentals5850 5 років тому +23

    "Why is it, I do not speak, I do not know." That was deep

  • @Jonniz2000
    @Jonniz2000 8 років тому +45

    I think ABBA songs would qualify for these kinds of videos perfectly 😉

    • @altradecull9149
      @altradecull9149 8 років тому +1

      YES YES YES

    • @bluerazor23
      @bluerazor23 8 років тому +3

      She tried The Beatles, so ABBA would be perfect!!

    • @ryanchapman543
      @ryanchapman543 8 років тому +1

      She'll remix ABBA in the strength and maintenance of the restaurant.

  • @cambriadarnell5657
    @cambriadarnell5657 7 років тому +190

    I haven't been able to sing Yellow Submarine right since I first watched this

  • @vanellopevonschweetz1968
    @vanellopevonschweetz1968 4 роки тому +7

    Google translate yesterday: Wednesday
    Me: watches on a thursday
    pretty accurate, huh?

    • @Lauramv1
      @Lauramv1 Годину тому

      I trust that would be accurate if you watched on a Thursday then!

  • @BrettThomas316
    @BrettThomas316 7 років тому +295

    I laughed, I cried, and I realized Google might be slightly racist....

    • @FoggyBadger
      @FoggyBadger 6 років тому +18

      lol I love how she added "They're awesome!" at that one part.

    • @Niki1A_
      @Niki1A_ 6 років тому +9

      If you say that because of the Jews in the last part, that is probably because the name Jude is spelled exactly the same as the German word for Jew (it's pronounced differently though). It's pretty obvious Google Translate would make that mistake.

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 6 років тому +8

      I am Jewish, I laughed my ass off, Almost dropped my phone. Parts of that are better than the actual lyrics!

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 6 років тому

      @@Niki1A_ Yep!

  • @koreyculjat2248
    @koreyculjat2248 7 років тому +83

    When you said"Everybody!"
    It Reminded me
    Of
    You'll Be Back
    from
    Hamilton...

  • @yeahhoko1066
    @yeahhoko1066 5 років тому +60

    Ah yes a great song
    *We*

    • @eternity3532
      @eternity3532 4 роки тому +2

      I can play we on the piano 😂

  • @housesports000
    @housesports000 5 років тому +64

    “Her mum Mary came to me”
    “You might chat words of wisdom”
    “We”

  • @JachAnen
    @JachAnen 5 років тому +26

    "making better have a disastrous lyrics"
    Sounds like Google is on to you

  • @andrewmurray1550
    @andrewmurray1550 4 роки тому +19

    The NEW Fab Four: "Paula", "Joan", "Georgia" and "Ringo". 😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Kaleenasaurus
    @Kaleenasaurus 8 років тому +115

    I am the walrus would have been hilarious.

    • @ksjay7474
      @ksjay7474 8 років тому +1

      Yessssss, lol

    • @waynezimmerman1950
      @waynezimmerman1950 8 років тому +3

      Well, there's always album side B. And if you play it backwards, all the Google Translate lyrics are corrected.

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 8 років тому +2

      I feel like that, Strawberry Fields Forever, Glass Onion, et al. would make just as much sense afterwards, if not more.

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 8 років тому +2

      +Malinda Kathleen Reese Lucy in the Skyyyy with Diamonds

    • @kevinbouchard7107
      @kevinbouchard7107 8 років тому +12

      That's how they wrote it. Re-translating it would just change it back to normal :(

  • @LongLiveHumour
    @LongLiveHumour 7 років тому +184

    I am an arduous length
    Her mum Mary came to me
    ...
    I _beg_ your pardon?

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren 6 років тому +5

      LongLiveHumour the true story

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 6 років тому +7

      Hey jew, do not do bad things

    • @quinnr6451
      @quinnr6451 6 років тому

      Strazdas 😂😂😂

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 5 років тому +1

      That's what SHE said 😂

  • @mixamusfronca
    @mixamusfronca 4 роки тому +16

    Original lyrics : who’s it for?
    Google translate : *its for you*

  • @brianmaday9227
    @brianmaday9227 5 років тому +85

    I know it's been two and a half years, but yes, you should do more Beatles songs.

  • @doctoroctagonapus23
    @doctoroctagonapus23 7 років тому +64

    All I can say is... Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds.

    • @hoo-t
      @hoo-t 5 років тому +7

      Nah, then it would make sense.

    • @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs
      @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs 5 років тому +9

      Gave it a try and this is a section of it that I thought was particularly lovely:
      Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
      Ahh
      Follow him on the bridge next to the fountain.
      Where people eat mushroom cakes of Vibrator Horse
      Everyone smiles while passing through the flowers
      Let it grow incredibly.
      Taxis appear on the beach.
      I'm unsure of which parts were actually changed.

    • @chrisparkes2179
      @chrisparkes2179 5 років тому

      @@Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs Hey, man, that is like, so deep I had to go and find my blue tinted circular glasses

    • @alexac3098
      @alexac3098 5 років тому

      @@hoo-t That's what I think too.

    • @lalalalalalwlla
      @lalalalalalwlla 5 років тому +1

      @@Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs Poor Vibrator Horse 😂😂

  • @nigefal
    @nigefal 4 роки тому +16

    The 'Hey Jews' one is hilarious because in the 60's Paul McCartney got a phone call from a very angry Jewish man. Who said how dare you write a song about us. That is what the Germans called us during the war. The man had seen a poster advertising the new song - 'Hey Jude'. McCartney told him no it is not about the Jews just listen to the song, :D

  • @handwriting8804
    @handwriting8804 7 років тому +57

    pual should re-write "yellow submarine" as "amber sub-domain"

    • @Lucille_McCartney73
      @Lucille_McCartney73 5 років тому +3

      It’s Paul not Pual

    • @haaris1117
      @haaris1117 5 років тому +1

      Ringo wrote yellow submarine

    • @apeiron2646
      @apeiron2646 5 років тому +1

      I think George write A YELLOW submarine and ringo sing it 🤔

    • @crelinten9478
      @crelinten9478 5 років тому

      @@haaris1117 Ringo only sang it

  • @Graham_Hand
    @Graham_Hand 8 років тому +529

    You have so got to do supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from mary poppins at some point lol

  • @CT68
    @CT68 4 роки тому +6

    at 4:39 "making better have disastrous lyrics" - this could be the motto for the whole channel.

  • @iLikeTheUDK
    @iLikeTheUDK 8 років тому +72

    "Jews Hey, do not do bad things"
    Did someone translate this line through early-mid 20th century German?

    • @rockyblacksmith
      @rockyblacksmith 8 років тому +23

      No need, that's the Torah in a nutshell.

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 8 років тому

      Ah lol

    • @IISheireenII
      @IISheireenII 8 років тому +9

      well actually in German the word for Jew is spelled Jude, so it was definately translated through German at some point

    • @Alexus00712
      @Alexus00712 7 років тому +1

      IISheireenII or Swedish

    • @bunlep1
      @bunlep1 7 років тому +2

      iLikeTheUDK Possibly.. Or it came from the bible..